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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1860 on: 30-03-2016, 00:03:12 »
I watched "Red Sniper". God that was a mistake. I only watched it til the end because my brother and I were making fun of it.
Is it a bit like the Russian movie about Stalingrad? And is this in cinemas right now?
It is a movie about the battle of Sevastopol. I guess that´s the original title then. There is a small part that reminds you of the sniper duel from "Enemy at the gates". The Germans ultimately send a sniper of their own to kill the protagonist.

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It is over in 5 minutes though. The way she defeats that German sniper is also ridiculous. She jumps out of cover taking a hit only to hit the sniper herself.
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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1861 on: 30-03-2016, 01:03:48 »


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It is over in 5 minutes though. The way she defeats that German sniper is also ridiculous. She jumps out of cover taking a hit only to hit the sniper herself.

Sounds like a reenactment.

Man, Russian and Chinese war movies are so fucking hokey and nationalistic it's awful.  The South Koreans make excellent action scenes, though the rest of the film is not good.  Gettysburg or Zulu is my example of a fantastic "battle piece" film - no silly romantic subplots (lookin at you, Enemy at the Gates).

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« Reply #1862 on: 30-03-2016, 12:03:13 »
Well Fury never claimed to be historically accurate, nor "inspired by true story" malarkey. And it actually nerfed Fury's own 76 mm gun for the drama sake, killing off all Murican tanks by requiring it to butt-shot the Tiger I instead of the front hull.

Does this Sevastopol movie features the gigantic Gustav Gun?
If not, that's a final laugh in the silliness train of this movie for you. Highly nationalistic, yet forgot the most glaring moment of it: withstanding the barrage from the biggest gun ever used in battle.

Somehow, I wanted to say its British bias to compliment BoB, Zulu, and Longest Day... but 30-60 years later, it is still... unbelievably neutral.

Man, Russian and Chinese war movies are so fucking hokey and nationalistic it's awful.  The South Koreans make excellent action scenes, though the rest of the film is not good.  Gettysburg or Zulu is my example of a fantastic "battle piece" film - no silly romantic subplots (lookin at you, Enemy at the Gates).

I take it that "Pearl Harbor (2002)" main plot was romance, and war was its subplot then?

Anyway, any Chinese movie setting beyond modern era (20th century and on) usually carries that century of humiliation heartache stigma. That's why the only good movie is usually the kung-fu era.

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« Reply #1863 on: 30-03-2016, 12:03:01 »
I take it that "Pearl Harbor (2002)" main plot was romance, and war was its subplot then?

IIRC Roger Ebert said it was about "a surprise attack on a love triangle" in his famous panning of the movie.

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« Reply #1864 on: 30-03-2016, 12:03:47 »
Well Fury never claimed to be historically accurate, nor "inspired by true story" malarkey.
As far as I remember they however bragged about the historic advice the Bovington tank museum gave them.

Does this Sevastopol movie features the gigantic Gustav Gun?
If not, that's a final laugh in the silliness train of this movie for you. Highly nationalistic, yet forgot the most glaring moment of it: withstanding the barrage from the biggest gun ever used in battle.
No Gustav gun. It´s more abotu protecting some trenches rather than the city itself.

Somehow, I wanted to say its British bias to compliment BoB...
Band of Brothers? How is that biased? There are episodes where the Allies get defeated (Episode called "Replacements") and that´s the only Episode I can think of where there are Brits.

I take it that "Pearl Harbor (2002)" main plot was romance, and war was its subplot then?
The problem with some war movies is that they want to make them appealing to a broader audience. And this includes women. Your stereotypical woman wants a love plot.
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« Reply #1865 on: 30-03-2016, 16:03:31 »
Somehow, I wanted to say its British bias to compliment BoB...
Band of Brothers? How is that biased? There are episodes where the Allies get defeated (Episode called "Replacements") and that´s the only Episode I can think of where there are Brits.

No, Band of Brothers is American miniseries by HBO. The BoB I meant is Guy Hamilton's Battle of Britain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXf1bhEEXd0

Should remind every smug Anglosphere about their plumber/janitor, that they also owe it to so few excellent Polish pilots as well, which exemplary services can be seen with the Kościuszko squadron. This is why British movies are usually good.

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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1866 on: 30-03-2016, 17:03:47 »
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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1867 on: 24-04-2016, 23:04:03 »
Hardcore aka Hardcore Henry

Best action movie for a while due to its relentless pace, perfectly chosen soundtrack, hilarious splatter with some genuinely icky moments of violence, absurd off-the wall humour, and the fact that it thoroughly butchers all the typical FPS tropes, including the "tutorial voice" (also, there's finally a good reason for a mute protagonist). Sure, it could use a bit more plot (now its mostly a mishmash of Total Recall and Robocop) but it's a fun ride while it lasts - finally, you don't have to play all those irritating quicktime events yourself! It does contain a fair few references to movies too, personally I cracked up when "Bravo 2-0" was used as a passcode (by an OPERATIONALLY OPERATING OPERATOR, no less).

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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1868 on: 02-05-2016, 17:05:00 »
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
By Russo Brothers.

Based on the comic book of the same name. But only borrows the theme, not the actual story. Civil War is my first superhero comic book series, because I was never into that nerd bandwagon until that point. It was plainly over the top, like current DC movies.

How about the story?

Disregard the comic book.

It is about Captain America doing what he think is right, against Iron Man's industrial reasoning. Because this is Marvel you know who is right. The essence of the story is thin, but the plot is thick, probably that's what makes this movie brilliant.

Like most Marvel movies, this one also tries to avoid critics by trying its best not to take itself too seriously and tried so bloody hard to relate with us, without crossing that "make-believe" borderline campiness (e.g. Transformers and Batman vs. Superman). You don't meet philosophising US government officials nor overly dramatic and idealistic superheroes. Steve Rogers and Tony Stark tried their best to argue with the commonest sense and avoiding hollier-than-thou platitude.

The dualism is plotted too quick, we don't get clear reasoning why some superhero choose Steve why some choose Tony. They don't exchange their values too much to bore you, but we were shown that they were agreeable buddies. Again being down-to-earth avoids being philosopher-wannabe, thereby avoiding scrutiny by smarter people and critics alike. Was it dumb then? Well, it doesn't insult our senses, therefore it is alright. If you like Captain America: The Winter Soldier, this has the same vibe in it.

How about the action?

Avengers (2012) - level. Joss Wheddon might be topped by the Russo brothers this time. Captain America: Civil War introduced exciting new superheroes: Black Panther and Spider-Man. I thought non-titular superhero introduction can't be as breath-taking as Wonder Woman's entry when she enters the Doomsday fight scene in BvS. But Black Panter almost had it. I like it, but Spider-Man is unnecessary sub-plot, and without him, the movie will be less dumber, although less funnier as well. You got plentiful of beautifully choreographed action sequences that doesn't care about continuity, yet still extremely cool.

A gang of wise-cracking superheroes

Ant-Man, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and the suddenly clever-mouthed Hawkeye. The quartet is very mouthy throughout the epic fight shown in the trailer.

A trip to campiness

Back in 1960s, African nations started gaining independence, and since there are no internet and Atlas takes several years to be corrected and re-printed, American comic artists couldn't care any less about naming a proper African country: Wakanda. If it were done today, it would be as offensive as naming a reclusive fictional Asian country "Ching Chong Ping Wang." or Caribbean nation "Republic of Ooga-boogie." Seriously, if they weren't careful with their real world references (e.g. US senate, Romeo-Juliet law), I would unleash fury upon such past ignorance.

A potential great story thrown away for the sake of another great plot

Civil War comics talk a lot about politics and values like BvS supposed to be. However, the movie storyline is altered so greatly that it is now about some kind of colossal intricate revenge scheme. The basis of the conflict is the same, the opposing side leader is the same, the team rosters are different, a bit disappointing, but I like it.

8.5/10 Probably one of the best superhero movies, on par with The Dark Knight and Avengers.
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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1869 on: 12-05-2016, 03:05:31 »
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
8.5/10 Probably one of the best superhero movies, on par with The Dark Knight and Avengers.

Amen. I saw that last weekend and all I could think was how this movie juggled the same amount of plot points and characters as Batman v Superman and did it SO much better.

Awesome, epic, movie

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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1870 on: 12-06-2016, 14:06:40 »
Mad Max: Fury Road
Not since The Godfather Part II has there been a sequel as good as this one. Has taken everything that I loved from previous Max Max movies (besides Thunderdome) and puts in another gear and just explodes. No fancy CGI party, just dark, gritty, bloody, dirty and heavy action. Loved it all the way.

10 out of 10

Interstellar
I don't care if time travel isn't possible. I don't care if there are no space or time to travel through or if there are "holes" in the plot. This movie tells a fantastic story with great actors together with a good soundtrack.

10 out of 10

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« Reply #1871 on: 12-06-2016, 14:06:44 »
Mad Max: Fury Road
Not since The Godfather Part II has there been a sequel as good as this one. Has taken everything that I loved from previous Max Max movies (besides Thunderdome) and puts in another gear and just explodes. No fancy CGI party, just dark, gritty, bloody, dirty and heavy action. Loved it all the way.

10 out of 10

Interstellar
I don't care if time travel isn't possible. I don't care if there are no space or time to travel through or if there are "holes" in the plot. This movie tells a fantastic story with great actors together with a good soundtrack.

10 out of 10
Both get my 10/10 aswel. Especially Mad max fury road. That movie sparked something in me i havent felt in a long time.


The conjuring 2

I am not really a horror movie fan. I watched the first and liked it. The second conjuring, is even a bit better. The work done on this movie is alot, and you can notice it.

8.5/10
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« Reply #1872 on: 26-06-2016, 19:06:48 »
Just watched Independence Day: Resurgence by Roland Emmerich.

Cheekily set in real world time, so 20 years after the first movie, which is today. The alien again tried to invade us on that jinxed date. But there are signs, visions that this invasion is different and we are not truly alone after all.

I don't understand what I am seeing. That sums it up. The movie is too paced. Of course the concept behind all of the invasions and the background story of the alien. This created another set of universe.

The world is getting less creative but greedier. They want more stories more plots more things, packed into one confusing movie that didn't tell the story well.

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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1873 on: 03-08-2016, 02:08:47 »
watched 08/15 trilogie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046671/

really nice, makes me want to drink heavily even more though.

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Re: Review the latest movie you have seen
« Reply #1874 on: 12-09-2016, 00:09:02 »
I recently began watching   Stranger things


And my god, it is gooooooooooood

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