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Title: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Moose on 27-07-2010, 07:07:01
A fucking motorized couch.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2010/07/25/sotvo.motorized.couch.ksl?hpt=C2


I know that all of you have been wanting this for decades, well finally somebody plucked up the courage to strap a motor, some wood, and some wheels to a shitty piss stained college couch to make it move.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Chariot on 27-07-2010, 07:07:20
Thats nothin, I've seen a motorized bar stool.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Oddball on 27-07-2010, 07:07:31
Bout time one of these damn geniuses start helping the obesity problem!

....and they're in College? Obviously a very unproductive college if they was motivated to design something like that. That's just a joke you come up with that leaves you head the minute it enters, never mind find time to build it. Wish I went to his college......
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 27-07-2010, 07:07:20
Lol I wonder if he'll use it to drive around to all of his door-to-door Mormon conversion visits ...
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Moose on 27-07-2010, 08:07:54
I laughed because I saw it on CNN, on the main page, so i thought to myself, "Must be kind of cool looking or innovative somehow for CNN to show it." Sadly, it looks like a pile of shit. And I wonder how much he paid that lass to sit there.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-07-2010, 08:07:39
I do wonder if someone at CNN cares to read the definition of an invention before posting their news.
But wait no! That would be journalism and too much work for news nowadays... ^^

Just to brag a bit:
I have my name on a patent as well. Big deal. :D
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Laffey on 27-07-2010, 08:07:18
Isnt a motorized couch also known as a fucking car since the back seats are essentially a couch.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: silian on 27-07-2010, 11:07:28
Could've come up with an original idea. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtelaMqb_8

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northamptonshire/content/articles/2006/08/22/race_that_sofa_feature.shtml

Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-07-2010, 14:07:08
Im still waiting for my motorized toilet to arrive.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-07-2010, 16:07:00
Im still waiting for my motorized toilet to arrive.
Oh flippy come on, where do you live, don't you know that EVERYTHING has been thought of already?

(http://www.youthiletics.com/images/humor%20photos/Motorized%20Toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: :| Hi on 27-07-2010, 17:07:56
xD

I'm waiting for weaponized toilets myself
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Dukat on 27-07-2010, 19:07:28
Some englishman build a driving couch like 10 years ago. You are a bit behind the times in the U.S. aren't you?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRFNBWST25E/SNRvoSzqUII/AAAAAAAABY0/KGlA7gqaKaI/s400/Couch+Art+Car+14.jpg)
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Moose on 27-07-2010, 19:07:25
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 27-07-2010, 19:07:08
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.
Regardless, his couch-mobile actually looks like a worthy investment, unlike the crappy one this college kid designed.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Moose on 27-07-2010, 20:07:45
I need leopard print couches for my home, not to mention motorized ones!
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Tiemann on 27-07-2010, 21:07:49
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.

He is, top speed 67kmh iirc.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Moose on 28-07-2010, 01:07:22
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.

He is, top speed 67kmh iirc.

That'd be terrifying.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 28-07-2010, 03:07:46
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.

He is, top speed 67kmh iirc.

That'd be terrifying.

 It would be much scarier for the Antelope's that you would be chasing on your Leopard-skinned couch. Besides, I would have to be so drunk to drive that bitch that I probably wouldn't notice my speed anyways.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: DLFReporter on 28-07-2010, 08:07:10
xD
I'm waiting for weaponized toilets myself

lol look at the first thing to pop up under pictures when you search for weapon toilet. ^^
http://www.google.de/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=1iL&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=weapon+toilet&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= (http://www.google.de/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=1iL&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=weapon+toilet&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=)
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Moose on 28-07-2010, 09:07:38
N24 I searched for weaponized toilet as well haha. I also came up with some odd porn.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: DLFReporter on 28-07-2010, 09:07:18
N24 I searched for weaponized toilet as well haha. I also came up with some odd porn.

That's rule 34. ^^
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Oddball on 28-07-2010, 09:07:25
Gentle Jesus, are you guys okay? ...I can only imagine the horrific things your poor, weary, young eyes must of saw. you should of been warned before searching a topic like that.  :-X
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: :| Hi on 28-07-2010, 19:07:40
Thank god I didn't click ze links, I already see horrendous comments under it o_O
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-07-2010, 07:07:34
Thank god I didn't click ze links, I already see horrendous comments under it o_O

Actually there is no porn at all on my link. ;)
This is what pops up first googling for toilet and weapon:
(http://www.midwaysailor.com/midwayva25bomb/va25specbomb-001b.jpg)
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Zoologic on 29-07-2010, 07:07:25
A-1 Sandy!!! Perhaps the last of its kind.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Moose on 29-07-2010, 07:07:31


Also, just realized how OT we are becoming with this thread. Right on!
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-07-2010, 08:07:00
Also, just realized how OT we are becoming with this thread. Right on!

Wasn't it OT from the outset onwards? ^^
To go a step further:A drivable Lego Racer = WIN in my book.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_JsjVuqcg0BQ/SU4W1OBJmSI/AAAAAAAABsQ/W39IvUq7qjU/legof1car1.jpg)
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Smiles on 30-07-2010, 02:07:33
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.

He is, top speed 67kmh iirc.

That'd be terrifying.

 It would be much scarier for the Antelope's that you would be chasing on your Leopard-skinned couch. Besides, I would have to be so drunk to drive that bitch that I probably wouldn't notice my speed anyways.

100% agree'd.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 31-07-2010, 03:07:18


Actually there is no porn at all on my link. ;)
This is what pops up first googling for toilet and weapon:
(http://www.midwaysailor.com/midwayva25bomb/va25specbomb-001b.jpg)

This doesn't look photoshopped...what is the story behind this?
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-07-2010, 03:07:39
I think it was celebrating the dropping of the millionth ton of ordinance by A-1s.
Title: Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
Post by: DLFReporter on 31-07-2010, 08:07:46
Here is the link to the story with more background info:
(s)Hit me (http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=73846307&blogId=298530250)