Alright, my turn.
I'll describe my best and my worst FH 2.2 experience.
I was playing on Pointe du Hoc (map size 32) as allies the other day. We already had the Farm CP and YAY, PITCHFORK!
So i grabbed the kit and went out into the killing fields repeatedly shouting "Charge!" and screaming in a badass way as I go. A SdKfz. 251 with 6 people in it somehow doesn't spot me. Even though it is chock-full of Jerries, none of 'em is mounting the rear MG (well, it's pointing at their side anyways, so why bother?) so I run behind it and follow it back into our territory, waiting for the perfect moment.
Just a few seconds after I started following it, the driver went straight into one of the craters, exposing the open top to me as he's driving out again.
Well, what can I say. 6 shotgun shells, 6 enemies. Do the maths.
I nearly got kicked for hacking because of that lucky moment.
For the other story, we stay on the same map but change sides and the player.
Imagine you're driving around in your Stug, firing your MG at every enemy soldier in sight. Suddenly, a guy in a german uniform with a Stahlhelm on and an MP40 in his hands runs past your precious piece of armor.
Hell, that must be one of them nasty allied spies! You fire about 20 rounds at him, managing to hit him once in the arm despite your obvious lack of aiming skills. He dives down behind a rock and starts screaming "cease fire" in german. That Yankee bastard thinks he can fool you by learning your language! You fire another 20 rounds at the rock he is hiding behind while he keeps shouting until he is muted for voice spamming.
Some teammate writes “CEASE FIRE” in all caps through the team chat. Bah, he must be addressing someone else, after all you’re shooting at an enemy spy, right?
As you stop firing that guy pops back up from behind his cover and turns his back at you, retreating slowly towards his territory. He must’ve forgotten that you’re there!
You dispatch him relatively fast by firing another 10 rounds at him, being rewarded with… A teamkill?? How can that be??
And, as you guessed it, the “Yankee Spy” was me. I immediately left the server and started banging my head to the wall until I was afraid I’d leave a mark there….
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