This isn't a joke but... I found it from the internetz
Some corrections :
2. You can put things between your boobs with big ones way easier
3. Mmh necklaces look better on women (for men) when they point towards their boobs lol, give you a reason to watch
4. True but always cooler to stare at a nice river than a plain
I don't like too big boobs, C is like perfect for me.