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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #585 on: 30-03-2012, 16:03:21 »
Mudra would argue that Partisans are killer in disguise, no different than today's Iraqi/Afghan insurgents.

But I disagree though, how can you not fight murderous totalitarian regime? Would they concede to your democratic demands and such in peace?
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« Reply #586 on: 30-03-2012, 16:03:11 »
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.

Yeah, they kill your soldiers and you should treat them as heroes? I would have them executed too.

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« Reply #587 on: 30-03-2012, 16:03:04 »
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.
This was simply an international law. A combatment in civilian clothes is considerd a spy/resistance and was to be excecuted.

Germany did it alot, but USA and UK also did it.

And russian partisans? Many fought for there motherland with honour, Many where murderers who burned entire villages if they dint helped them.


I think Claus von Stauffenberg is the biggest hero of the german army.

I once heard a lecture of Philipp Freiherr von Boeselager, he was one of the last survivors of the Hitler Assassination Attempt in 1944. One of the brighter moments in early German history..Really interesting man, unfortunately he passed away in 2008 :(.
Many, if not all men in the assasination attempt where heroes. There's many unsung heroes in the GERMAN resistance, with many stories simply forgotten
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #588 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:53 »
Where are the jokes  :-X

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #589 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:28 »
Where are the jokes  :-X
Here's one:

Let mortal heroes sing your fame

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« Reply #590 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:14 »
Where are the jokes  :-X
Here's one:



I found the talk about killing frenchmen far less depressing.

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« Reply #591 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:21 »
He looks like a freaking evengelical guys :S
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #592 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:54 »
Can anyone caption the joke, I couldn't understand

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« Reply #593 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:23 »
"I want the church and government to become one. Therefore I can be Presidunt and Archbishup!"

"Seriously."

Oh yeah, and im sure theres some daddy issues that are mixed in there.
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« Reply #594 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:44 »
From your mocking comments I sense that the Person raising his hand is Republican.

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« Reply #595 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:04 »
From your mocking comments I sense that the Person raising his hand is Republican.

Yeah, although that is not really the problem. The problem is that he is a religious nutbag.

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« Reply #596 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:19 »
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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« Reply #597 on: 30-03-2012, 17:03:27 »
Guys, don't you see the printed bills?

It says: "In God We Trust."

Says one Republican to me.

Seriously, US has some religious nutjob problem. Even from fanatic Indonesian Christian point of view.

Anyway some local jokes:



Shirrr Sean Connery in disguise (Senkoneri, that's how we phonetically read his name), marrying a local:



Needed! 1 Jamesbon(d) guy
Jamesbon = JAga MESjid & keBON (guarding the mosque & garden)
Criteria: Moslem, diligent, able to recite prayer, unmarried, preferably university student
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #598 on: 30-03-2012, 19:03:05 »
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/World/Indonesia_To_Ban_Mini_Skirts_Under_Tough_Anti_Pornography_Law-7343.html

No skirts above the knee  :-\ Everywhere I look religion seems to get the upper hand again in governments. Arabia, the US with their talented Republican candidates and now Indonesia.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #599 on: 30-03-2012, 23:03:57 »
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/World/Indonesia_To_Ban_Mini_Skirts_Under_Tough_Anti_Pornography_Law-7343.html

No skirts above the knee  :-\ Everywhere I look religion seems to get the upper hand again in governments. Arabia, the US with their talented Republican candidates and now Indonesia.

Just to play a little devils advocate here Fuch's......Would you be okay with no laws on what people had to wear in public?  It may sound like a nice plan when looking at the chicky in that link you posted up but what about when you are out walking with the wife and kids and that 300LB orca fat lezbo from down the street decides she does not feel like wearing anything at all as she heads down to the local store to score a case of Oreo's.  As your whole family pukes all over the sidewalk I bet you would wish for a society that had some limits in place. 
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