Once, 2 years ago on a rainy day at lunch in high school, there was a seagull with it's ass parked over the edge of the gym. Coincidentally, that same seagull's ass was over where all my friends and myself had put our stuff for defense against the rain.
Knowing the seagull was planning on unleashing his load all over everybody's stuff, I took a small water bottle and chucked it. Somehow I managed to hit the seagull's ass with the waterbottle, and it squawked, and flew away. Along with the entire flock of ~100 seagulls also sitting on top of the gym. We, and our stuff, did not get shit on, but many people stupid enough to walk under the flock had their days made even worse.
And that, my eurofriends, is the day the seagulls almost shat, on captain jack sparrow.