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« Reply #6705 on: 02-03-2016, 18:03:58 »
Well, reserve doesn´t mean they´re being used any more. Of course it´s dated technology, but in the historical context it´s still useful.

And I´d much rather carry a modern machine gune than one of those water-cooled beasts...
They are kept in reserve for defensive static purposes. There are some recorded incidents during the syrian civil war, where syrian rebels pinned down Goverment forces for hours, because of one PM 1910 machine gun. The only way to deal with it, was to call in for armor support

In such, its better to have A machine gun, then no machinegun. Simular in how its better to have A tank, then none.

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« Reply #6706 on: 02-03-2016, 19:03:48 »
Whatever happens, we have got /
The Maxim gun, and they have not.

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« Reply #6707 on: 03-03-2016, 15:03:26 »
They are kept in reserve for defensive static purposes. There are some recorded incidents during the syrian civil war, where syrian rebels pinned down Goverment forces for hours, because of one PM 1910 machine gun. The only way to deal with it, was to call in for armor support

In such, its better to have A machine gun, then no machinegun. Simular in how its better to have A tank, then none.
Of course they can be effective, no doubt about it. But I´d guess that these type of weapons are mostly effective in very few, special circumstances, like immobile, defensive situations where firepower is more important than movement.

If you expect just this type of engagement these guns might fullfil their purpose, but I believe other types of machine-guns would fare similiarly or even better, because they´re less cumbersome. There´s a reason air-cooled, light weapons have replaced heavy, water-cooled ones during the last decades and that is that combat evolved into something where mobility is a crucial factor. And lugging a heavy, lead-spitting water-cooker is something that seriously inhibits your mobility...
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« Reply #6708 on: 04-03-2016, 07:03:15 »
RPK and PKMS or in some extent, RPD are also numerous for that purpose. But you know, you should keep them in place, just like US is storing their fleet and aircrafts somewhere, in a condition that it can be reactivated in very short moment.

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« Reply #6709 on: 04-03-2016, 14:03:37 »

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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« Reply #6710 on: 05-03-2016, 17:03:50 »
Your choice for naming things are limited by globalisation now

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« Reply #6712 on: 06-03-2016, 20:03:07 »
I actually wanted a pair of those but they are handmade and only 1 off if i recall correctly. Lucky bastard who has them.

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« Reply #6713 on: 07-03-2016, 01:03:36 »
Anctoville  Objective map version when all seems bugged....and 800 tickets left per side!!  :-\

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« Reply #6714 on: 07-03-2016, 13:03:20 »
Anctoville  Objective map version when all seems bugged....and 800 tickets left per side!!  :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRJby3PCfbo  :D

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« Reply #6715 on: 09-03-2016, 17:03:09 »
I actually wanted a pair of those but they are handmade and only 1 off if i recall correctly. Lucky bastard who has them.
As I saw now,she said she made first for her husband,and then she decided to sell them. So if she doesnt sell them,then big LOL dude ;D
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« Reply #6716 on: 09-03-2016, 21:03:31 »
I don´t know what´s going on here...

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« Reply #6717 on: 09-03-2016, 22:03:29 »
LOL, which one of those were you, Butcher?  :P

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« Reply #6718 on: 14-03-2016, 00:03:56 »

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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« Reply #6719 on: 14-03-2016, 10:03:56 »
Hey the artist has the same name as me "Panos"