Stop speaking English, you are disturbing our ritual and scaring the Old Ones away!
Although I have noticed with great concern that at least Google Translate is starting to learn spoken Finnish and dialects (to a certain extent - and since it tries to "guess" non-standard words, cases, and inflections, fortunately it's often mistaken). But I remain confident that our secret cabal will be able to twist our archaic tongue into such a diabolical verse (mixing and matching dialects, archaic and streetwise expressions, and shortening suffixes) that only a treacherous Finn could translate the meaning to these foreign heathens.
Emmie ossoo bamlata starii niinQ paljasjalkanen mut eiköhä tol jo kuukkelii fuulaa. Piäasia et ulukkomualaiset ei hiffaa rahtuvakaan.