An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistaniman are standing outside the maternity ward at the hospital, each waiting to see their newborn son. The nurse comes out and tells them that there has been a terrible mix up and they don't know which baby is whose. The Englishman and the Welshman are now rather nervous. Anyway, the Englishman goes in to get his son first (as is his right), and comes out a few seconds later with what is blatantly the Pakistaniman's baby. The Pakistaniman raises this issue, to which the Englishman replies:
"I'm not taking any chances, one of those two boys in there is Welsh".
