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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1170 on: 30-08-2010, 18:08:17 »
So, i came across this a few moments ago. Makes me sad to see them (the Waloon)  sink that low. Maybe someone who speaks better french then me can translate it.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1967/image001ofg.jpg


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« Reply #1171 on: 30-08-2010, 18:08:59 »
So, i came across this a few moments ago. Makes me sad to see them (the Waloon)  sink that low. Maybe someone who speaks better french then me can translate it.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1967/image001ofg.jpg


Truly pathethic

We give them 10 billion euro's annualy of wich we see only 2 billion back

And all we get is =NON NON NON NON, a whole pile of bullshit and crap and the french demanding more control over belgium.

And then we have Brussel-halle-vilvoorde wich is completly unfair and just increases the frenching of Brussel and FLEMISH regions


Sigh.I dislike all those Super PRO flemish persons, but i do understand their point
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1172 on: 30-08-2010, 18:08:58 »
I can't read the French, but I get the message.  That's incredibly low....  =/

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« Reply #1173 on: 30-08-2010, 19:08:31 »
I can't read the French, but I get the message.  That's incredibly low....  =/
considering how much we do for the Walloons. Yes.
Its pretty painfull
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1174 on: 30-08-2010, 19:08:38 »
Since the Wallons don't want to live in the same state as Flemish (and vice versa), how about we split Belgium and let Flanders join the Netherlands and Wallonia join France (that is, if they want it), apart from the German-speaking parts which would be returned to Germany. Brussels will then become a city-state and the official capital of European Union.

When different ethnicities cannot cohabit the same artificially created nation-state, there's the Czechoslovakian way, and there's the Yugoslavian way...

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« Reply #1175 on: 30-08-2010, 19:08:35 »
Since the Wallons don't want to live in the same state as Flemish (and vice versa), how about we split Belgium and let Flanders join the Netherlands and Wallonia join France (that is, if they want it), apart from the German-speaking parts which would be returned to Germany. Brussels will then become a city-state and the official capital of European Union.

When different ethnicities cannot cohabit the same artificially created nation-state, there's the Czechoslovakian way, and there's the Yugoslavian way...
Splitting Belgium is the dumbest thing to be done. Their would be ZERO benefits at all.

The problem is just our goverments. They are RE-TAR-DED.
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« Reply #1176 on: 30-08-2010, 19:08:17 »
And some newspapers like Le Soir just make it worse, they seem to deliberately try to move us apart (this comic is from that "newspaper"), really, just read it and you will see. I guess money is more important to those guys then a frigging country.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1177 on: 30-08-2010, 19:08:08 »
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

 ;D it's a good belgian joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z56Fqe1Bk

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1178 on: 30-08-2010, 20:08:55 »
-What are you drinking?
-Tea.
-Why?
-Tea is a drink for a civilized man.
-Exactly. So why are you drinking it?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1179 on: 30-08-2010, 20:08:52 »
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

 ;D it's a good belgian joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z56Fqe1Bk

Yes and no, the party will only go that far as an absolute last resort. There main point for the last elections was doing what was in the constitution, something the French speaking part does not want for some strange reason. (they would all loose votes meaning less money)

He can buy a house if he wants to, but our policy is that if you want to buy property here you have to follow classes to learn our language. That's right, if you want to live here you have to learn Dutch, but that is to much to ask unfortunately for some, some would rather have it that all Flemish people speak there language instead. This in a lot of walloon people. They blatently refuse to learn Dutch when they live in Flanders, well, We kick them out if they do that. Sounds fair to me. Also, if you have family or are born in the town you want to buy property in you get first in line automaticly, it's a way to stop local people from being pushed out of there towns (like the invasion of rich dutch people taking over Limburg) by rich people that buy all the property.

And we don't want to ban French in Brussels, we want it to be like it is seposed to be according to our constitution. It is a town where everybody should learn Dutch AND French and if you want to work there you have to know BOTH languages, unfortunately its 90% French. I have had situations where the lady in the trainstation of Brussels south was selling international traintickets and could speak French and very bad English, no Dutch at all. Or when you go to a restaurant it's very often ONLY fresh service. All we want is that they at least do an effort to speak dutch aswell. Or English for all we care. Just something more then just French.

And let us not forget the looks you get when you speak dutch, it's like they want to stare you out of the building.

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« Reply #1180 on: 30-08-2010, 20:08:53 »
Theres a reason why Belgium is slowely disbanding it's army while the Dutch are modernizing.
"Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death.
To break this vicious circle one must do more than act without thought or doubt."

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1182 on: 31-08-2010, 02:08:38 »
Theres a reason why Belgium is slowely disbanding it's army while the Dutch are modernizing.
RIP Belgium 1830 - 2011

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1183 on: 31-08-2010, 12:08:43 »
Back to their goddarn rightfull owners!
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1184 on: 31-08-2010, 12:08:06 »
Spain?