Lance Armstrong went cycling. After a couple of miles he noticed that an old man with a bicycle at least equally old was gaining him, so he thought that "I'm gonna lose that old bean" and started to pick up some speed. He got away again, but the old guy caught him again. "WTF? I'll show him!" The old bean then came alongside and asked: "You think we can get to the liquor store before it closes?"
I thought of this at work:
What is playing in Popes head when he goes diving?
-Holy Diver
