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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #915 on: 21-07-2010, 10:07:56 »
My dear yankee fellows, simmer down, a village has called to inform me that their idiot is missing, most likely posting on these very boards - young Warrior may have a different outlook on life to us, but there is no need to burn him upon every post he creates, why surely his resiliance in the face of such negativity is testiment to the strength of human character that only some of us possess.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #916 on: 21-07-2010, 11:07:56 »
3 guys are working together at Guinness World Records.  One day when they are working, the first guy looks down and says 'I have really small hands, I wanna see if I have the record for that.'  So he goes inside the records office and comes out a minute later. 'Guys I got the record!'  The other guys started to cheer for him.

Then the second guy looks down and remembers that he has really small feet and said, 'I want to see if I got the record for that.'  So he goes inside and then comes out a minute later yelling 'I got the record!'  They cheer for him then the third guy say 'I have a really small penis, I want to see if I have the record for that.'

So he goes inside but he stays in the office for about five minutes.  Finally he comes out and is grumpy and mad.  The first guy asks, 'did you get the record?'  While the second asks 'whats wrong?'  The third guy responds 'know who the hell Töris is?'

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #917 on: 21-07-2010, 16:07:48 »
really though explain the joke.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #918 on: 21-07-2010, 17:07:45 »
really though explain the joke.

From what I think...is that a clitoris can be considered a dick? So... he thinks its a name like clit toris. Or something? It's really awful

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #919 on: 21-07-2010, 17:07:54 »
oh i thought about that... it's not phunny.  actually it barely even makes sense.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #920 on: 21-07-2010, 17:07:07 »
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #921 on: 21-07-2010, 17:07:29 »
your jokes suck

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #922 on: 21-07-2010, 18:07:29 »




Is this some bullshit you shopped together that you and only you find funny?

Its from The Oatmeal
http://theoatmeal.com/misc/p/state

though I suppose it's not as funny taken out of context.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #923 on: 22-07-2010, 00:07:59 »
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

You and warrior should get together and make a "My jokes are not jokes" club.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #924 on: 22-07-2010, 00:07:55 »
I've only 2 things to say:

1) Its not my joke but I think its good.

2) Ban Moose for putting me and Warrior in the same sentence.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #925 on: 22-07-2010, 00:07:57 »
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

Since when did "Thorondor = Toris?"

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #926 on: 22-07-2010, 00:07:27 »
Since allways.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #927 on: 22-07-2010, 00:07:18 »
I've only 2 things to say:



2) Ban Moose for putting me and Warrior in the same sentence.
No I think Moose is definitely right about this one.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #928 on: 22-07-2010, 00:07:47 »
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

Since when did "Thorondor = Töris?"
Since ~2005 when a FinnWars mapper started to invent nicknames for people.

He's a very strange person.
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