3 guys are working together at Guinness World Records. One day when they are working, the first guy looks down and says 'I have really small hands, I wanna see if I have the record for that.' So he goes inside the records office and comes out a minute later. 'Guys I got the record!' The other guys started to cheer for him.
Then the second guy looks down and remembers that he has really small feet and said, 'I want to see if I got the record for that.' So he goes inside and then comes out a minute later yelling 'I got the record!' They cheer for him then the third guy say 'I have a really small penis, I want to see if I have the record for that.'
So he goes inside but he stays in the office for about five minutes. Finally he comes out and is grumpy and mad. The first guy asks, 'did you get the record?' While the second asks 'whats wrong?' The third guy responds 'know who the hell Töris is?'