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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #900 on: 20-07-2010, 18:07:48 »
Sounds alot like Groundhog Dag.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #901 on: 20-07-2010, 18:07:32 »
This what O'neill thought about this cycle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcHqmA9lfU
found this minutes ago, and i just HAD to share it

I lol'd at that but when I watched it years ago I don't think I did - I also noticed a clip on the side leadign to this which I remember and I laughed so much I think my flatmate and I even started reciting it to each other (stonned) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9HeShH8OBg

Lol! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtAL1pYJg2I  Great script skipping over the Bible.



LOL!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7iuA6eGXaM
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #903 on: 20-07-2010, 19:07:50 »
Break your picks and crack your spades! Dig deep if you want to live!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #904 on: 20-07-2010, 23:07:30 »
once upon a time... and it was sanded
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #905 on: 21-07-2010, 01:07:10 »



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #906 on: 21-07-2010, 04:07:33 »
3 guys are working together at Guinness World Records.  One day when they are working, the first guy looks down and says 'I have really small hands, I wanna see if I have the record for that.'  So he goes inside the records office and comes out a minute later. 'Guys I got the record!'  The other guys started to cheer for him.

Then the second guy looks down and remembers that he has really small feet and said, 'I want to see if I got the record for that.'  So he goes inside and then comes out a minute later yelling 'I got the record!'  They cheer for him then the third guy say 'I have a really small penis, I want to see if I have the record for that.'

So he goes inside but he stays in the office for about five minutes.  Finally he comes out and is grumpy and mad.  The first guy asks, 'did you get the record?'  While the second asks 'whats wrong?'  The third guy responds 'know who the hell Töris is?'

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #907 on: 21-07-2010, 04:07:12 »
don't get

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #908 on: 21-07-2010, 04:07:22 »
I have no Idea who this Toris fellow is.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #909 on: 21-07-2010, 04:07:59 »
I get it, though don't find it all that lol, just kinda meh.

And warrior's statement is probably very true for himself (if you get the joke).

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #910 on: 21-07-2010, 04:07:39 »
um clitoris

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #911 on: 21-07-2010, 04:07:20 »
Modified to make it clearer ::)  Btw, if you change the name, I'll change it back :P

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #912 on: 21-07-2010, 04:07:34 »
um clitöris?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #913 on: 21-07-2010, 07:07:59 »




Is this some bullshit you shopped together that you and only you find funny?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #914 on: 21-07-2010, 08:07:26 »
Thats what I was wondering  :-\

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