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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #825 on: 08-07-2010, 19:07:42 »
Man 1: Do you know what a woman say when the see a big dick like this, man shows 40 cm between hands
Man 2: öh.. no.
Man 1: I do


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #826 on: 08-07-2010, 19:07:49 »




Lets take a shortcut to australia.


We where getting low on projectile to shoot.






Nice mellons.




Posted a similar one before, what's up us army?


He's got a plane up his ass.











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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #827 on: 08-07-2010, 22:07:02 »





What the fuck? That one made me lol.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #828 on: 09-07-2010, 00:07:57 »





Americans and their Geography..
South Africa has become a lot bigger since the last time i looked at the map.

*Facepalm*
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #829 on: 09-07-2010, 00:07:14 »
They are visionaries... They see the world after everything will break apart


Ow wait Africa is going to Crash on Europe not go away from her!

OW SNAP

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #832 on: 10-07-2010, 10:07:47 »
Americans and their Geography..
South Africa has become a lot bigger since the last time i looked at the map.

*Facepalm*
I hope it's just a "not so smart"  image compilation about say a report on a south African country playing in the WC. "Let's put a map  of south america up, oh let's add a WC logo... oh and we should remind people that this is the 2010 south african games... let's add that too" -> result: FAIL. Or... they just are ... really that stupid. xD

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #834 on: 10-07-2010, 21:07:49 »
A joke:

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
-A bah-humbug
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #836 on: 11-07-2010, 00:07:44 »
Vuvuzela at Doom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-bI2zpfPA



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #838 on: 11-07-2010, 00:07:55 »
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-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.