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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #510 on: 18-05-2010, 23:05:40 »
The coffee one is excellent siben. I laughed out loud :)
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #511 on: 18-05-2010, 23:05:15 »
The coffee one is excellent siben. I laughed out loud :)

Not also that, you also learned completely useless information that can only be used to amaze drunk friends at a party.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #512 on: 19-05-2010, 00:05:07 »
Haha nice one.
You gave me an urge to dring coffe even though it's 0:46 am  8)

 
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #513 on: 19-05-2010, 03:05:20 »


I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #514 on: 19-05-2010, 08:05:17 »
Yeah! Siben good boy for posting something from The Oatmeal. Theres tons more of these nonsense things which are damn amusing. Oatmeal rules  :)
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #515 on: 19-05-2010, 11:05:15 »
And exactly why I dont like to drink much coffee (or anything containing much caffeine). When I get too much adrenaline in the body I just feel nervous, uncomfortable and stressed. Hence why I dont like the adrenaline rush like most of my friends do when mountainbiking ;).

Stupid system of nature, without it I can perform a lot better in stressy situations :D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #516 on: 19-05-2010, 17:05:46 »
My new hero.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #517 on: 19-05-2010, 17:05:46 »
haha epic

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #518 on: 19-05-2010, 19:05:28 »


EDIT: Let me add something extra for all you coffee lovers.

It doesn't make any mention of blends (giving the impression that people drink either one or the other...). Usually the coffee is a blend of say Arabica and Robusta to get that perfect combination.  

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Anyone no uneducated that doesn't atleast know that coffeebeans grow from trees? The seed thing might be a bit less known but shouldn't really come as a suprise either though.


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How hard can it be to pronounce espresso (es-pres-so)?  xD  

ANd who doesn't atleast have a vague idea of what espresso is. "it's not a type of blend, been or roast" , well duh. Thank you captian obvious.  It's obviously a type of coffee (preparation), why do you think menu's list "cappuccino", "esspreso"  and such on it? It doesn't take much brian power to realize that if cappuccino is one  type (preperation) of coffee, that the same goes for espresso. Well yes, you'll need an espresso to make a good cappucino but never mind that.

And judging from the coffee types listed, this thing is aimed at a US audience. Hehe. Caffe latte? lol.  If you want to make it sound Italian (or Spanish/French) why not call it caffe con/au ledge? And mocha... an other lol...  and what the hell is a Breve?? =p  I think half of (southern)europe would roll over in their graves. Hehehe.

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Heh.

Not bad, but the execution could have been better.
*runs while screaming "I killed the joke, right? I do have humour but I take the subject of coffee seriosuly,coffee earns respect!" *  8)  ;)

*sips coffee and submits post*



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #519 on: 19-05-2010, 19:05:09 »
<slaps>

Go and rethink what you just posted, Donut. We do not complain about Oatmeal.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #520 on: 19-05-2010, 23:05:12 »
Tolga found this!


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #521 on: 20-05-2010, 00:05:06 »
Great story from Bryan Suits, a radio show host here, who was also a US NCO in the Gulf War and Bosnia, and a Lieutenant during the Iraq War.  IN 2005/6, he and his men painted that phoenitic spelling of "derka derka" on their humvees.  They would drive around, and when Iraqis saw them, the troops would shout out "derka derka!"  and the iraqi civilians would shout back "muhammad jihad!"  This went on for awhile until a general saw the arabic writing and asked what it meant.  After explanation, they were forced to remove it from the humvees.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #522 on: 20-05-2010, 00:05:13 »
what does it mean? :/

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #523 on: 20-05-2010, 00:05:25 »
It means sheer brilliance haha.

Go watch Team America. I dont like the movie, but I watched it ENTIRELY just to enjoy the little 'Derka derka' moment (I knew it was in there because of youtube cuts :D).

@ Vonmudra : The guys yelling Muhammed Jihad, you think they actually saw the movie ? Or the clip ? Internet that widespread, not to mention some vague puppet movie ?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #524 on: 20-05-2010, 00:05:09 »
It means sheer brilliance haha.

Go watch Team America. I dont like the movie, but I watched it ENTIRELY just to enjoy the little 'Derka derka' moment (I knew it was in there because of youtube cuts :D).

@ Vonmudra : The guys yelling Muhammed Jihad, you think they actually saw the movie ? Or the clip ? Internet that widespread, not to mention some vague puppet movie ?

It is apparently a very, very popular movie over there. :)  Thus why they knew the exact response.  Dirka Dirka doesn't actually mean anything, so they had to have translators phonetically spell it out to put on their humvees.  They would also shout "BACKA LACKA"  ;D  Basically it was a major bonding thing between his men and the civilians, an arguement that that general didn't listen to :(
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