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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #286 on: 20-04-2010, 20:04:17 »
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian walked into a bar.
The bartender asked: 'Is this some kind of a joke?'
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #287 on: 20-04-2010, 20:04:52 »



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_alphabet
”A special announcement to the British and Dutch Governments: We don't have C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash”

”Icelandic taxpayer to Britons and Dutch: forget Icesave, kiss my ash!”

”First they burn our money, then they send us the ashes.”

”The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe…”
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #288 on: 20-04-2010, 20:04:53 »
The last one is the best.  ;D
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #289 on: 20-04-2010, 20:04:05 »
Got this from another forum I visit today..

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I just picked up the lap top, fired up aol and checked my in box.
I was quite shocked to see an email from my Dad (who's 75) entitled "Banned from the Co op son !
I'll let you make up your own minds as to what I thought, below is the email: : : :

Sent: 16/04/2010 12:48:30 GMT Standard Time
Subj: Banned from the Co op - son




Banned from the co-op - Didn't like shopping there anyway

Yesterday I was at the CO-OP in Bakewell buying a large bag of Purina dog food for your dogs when they stay over here, and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

(What did she think I had? An elephant?)

So, since I had little else to do, and your Mum was at the Hair Dressers, on impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

So I'm now banned from the Co-op ! !

Considering it's now 2.31am here in the uk, I daren't ring him to see if this is true or not.

Unfortunalty, knowing my Dad, I know his sence of humour, but I can also here/see him doing I too !

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #290 on: 20-04-2010, 22:04:00 »
« Last Edit: 21-04-2010, 21:04:35 by SJonni »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #291 on: 21-04-2010, 00:04:20 »



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #292 on: 21-04-2010, 05:04:23 »
Please note theres some language in this post http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/1.jpg

Flippy, delete this post if you find it too bad or somethin'

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« Reply #294 on: 21-04-2010, 16:04:18 »
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #295 on: 21-04-2010, 17:04:10 »
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #296 on: 21-04-2010, 19:04:38 »
Is it TABOO to post a cartoon faturing a joke on swastikas?
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #297 on: 21-04-2010, 20:04:10 »
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Kind of funny because its kind of true... I can think of better senerios for some of the examples...but yeah.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #298 on: 21-04-2010, 20:04:01 »
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Kind of funny because its kind of true... I can think of better senerios for some of the examples...but yeah.

Feel free to update and reupload it if you have time, i would be happy then

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