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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #270 on: 20-04-2010, 02:04:42 »
What do you call someone surrounded by a thousand dead Russians?
A Finn.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #271 on: 20-04-2010, 02:04:31 »
Well you suck, please adhere to your stereotypes!
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.
I like mayonnaise though......KFC is the worst place to get chicken, more white guys go there. All the stereotypical black fol go to popeyes

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #272 on: 20-04-2010, 02:04:55 »
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.

Probably because "politcally correctness" is such bullshit anyways...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #273 on: 20-04-2010, 02:04:07 »

Peacey-P says : "Yall's Biscuitheads!"

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #274 on: 20-04-2010, 02:04:25 »
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.

Probably because "politcally correctness" is such bullshit anyways...
Not to the Politically Correct Police

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #275 on: 20-04-2010, 02:04:27 »

Peacey-P says : "Yall's Biscuitheads!"

Peacey P is the man!  His newest album. Deliberance drops next Sursdai.

He's the man!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #276 on: 20-04-2010, 02:04:33 »
Yeah, I was gonna run by Bub's to pick up the newest album

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #277 on: 20-04-2010, 03:04:16 »
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....
For once, I have to completely agree with vM.
You have to have a sense of humour about yourself as well.


anyway:





I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #278 on: 20-04-2010, 10:04:10 »
:rofl:


Sexism is always hilarious.





Something I made, I'll let you guys be the judge of the humour:







It's half naked people on boats. That's all.
Here in Finland we call that "summer".

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #279 on: 20-04-2010, 11:04:17 »
Sense of humour. You have none.

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« Reply #282 on: 20-04-2010, 15:04:57 »


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #283 on: 20-04-2010, 17:04:09 »
This gotta be racist for common liberal Americans when they are directed at minorities in US. But apparently, it is not elsewhere:

http://www.amazon.com/Bule-Gila-Tales-Barman-Jakarta/dp/9793780045
(bule gila (BU-leh GEE-lah) n Indonesian for "crazy foreigner") - correction, bule is more like a slightly ameliorative for "albino" or typically refers to white foreigners (especially Dutch people and their European fellows). But it seems many Dutch people see the humorous side of this racism comedy.

One of them even host their own shows:


Basically it shows typical white man competing by doing the best in ordinary poor people job (some are illegal, but the authority seemed to don't mind) in some 3rd world country, thus debasing all stereotypes of "1st and 2nd world people." They can come from any region in the world living in Jakarta for many reasons, but mostly they show Dutch (of course), Scottish, Poles, and Australian.

You'll get surprised when locals on the show was like "OMG, i've being served food by a foreigner!" Nothing new for most of you really, Americans being served by immigrants. But here it is like the other way around. If we were Mexicans, it feels like 2008 Rep presidential candidate Ron Paul going to Mexico City and selling street-side Tacos to passerby. Or Europeans, PM Vladimir Putin going to Beirut and running his own Falafel kiosk. Yeah... 'that level' of weirdness i suppose.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #284 on: 20-04-2010, 20:04:37 »
Non-pic stuff still allowed?
Heard this one today...

Steve walks into the pub: "Can I have a pint of anything, apart from Stella?"

Barman replies: "Aye sure mate, why not Stella?"

Steve goes, "Well I was in here last night and I had 12 pints of Stella, when I woke up in the morning I was fucking Skint."

"The thing is though mate, most pints these days all cost about the same, so changing drink won't make much difference.", says the barman

"Naw, you don't understand mate, my dogs called Skint"
LEGENDARY FORGOTTEN HOPE 2 ROUNDS!!! >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtJF9fL1YI