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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #195 on: 13-04-2010, 04:04:56 »
More funny, less talky!

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A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice calling from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, whereupon the gunfire breaks out and continues - then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians".

Furiously, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, then again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians".

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle shooting, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out, a terrible battle is being fought...
Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and his dying words to his commander are: "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them".

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #196 on: 13-04-2010, 08:04:21 »
A Real-Life Fh2 forumer



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #197 on: 13-04-2010, 10:04:39 »
More funny, less talky!

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A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice calling from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, whereupon the gunfire breaks out and continues - then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians".

Furiously, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, then again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians".

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle shooting, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out, a terrible battle is being fought...
Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and his dying words to his commander are: "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them".
HAHA   that one is actually funny

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #198 on: 13-04-2010, 16:04:45 »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #199 on: 13-04-2010, 16:04:04 »
Thats what you get from all those donald duck cartoons.









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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #200 on: 13-04-2010, 16:04:17 »
I got the same birthday as Tom Hanks.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #201 on: 13-04-2010, 16:04:56 »
I bet he gets better presents then you :)

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #203 on: 13-04-2010, 21:04:35 »
this one is bad and you are a bad person if you laugh at it.


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #204 on: 14-04-2010, 00:04:53 »
I got the same birthday as Tom Hanks.

I have the same birthday as Erwin Rommel, not year wise of course but november 15

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #205 on: 14-04-2010, 00:04:12 »
I have the same birthday as William Shatner!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #206 on: 14-04-2010, 00:04:36 »
I have the same birthday as William Shatner!
I don't think we can top that :D

I was born exactly 15 years after Erich von Manstein died :)

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #207 on: 14-04-2010, 00:04:34 »
I have the same birthday as Willy Messerschmitt.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #208 on: 14-04-2010, 01:04:26 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #209 on: 14-04-2010, 04:04:01 »
Right around 00:30 is what i want you to see

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/dog-street-siege/xcdzbvm
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