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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #180 on: 12-04-2010, 01:04:52 »
His name is still the cookie monster.  Just now he mentions that you shouldn't gorge yourself on cookies 24/7.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #181 on: 12-04-2010, 02:04:04 »
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #182 on: 12-04-2010, 02:04:54 »
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #183 on: 12-04-2010, 02:04:45 »
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D
Oh please. Do you know anyone that eats cookies 24/7 because this big blue thing does that has no similar human characteristics...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #184 on: 12-04-2010, 02:04:54 »
Rules 1 and 2, gentlemen.
I'm not sure what rules 1 and 2 are, but listen to mudra.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #185 on: 12-04-2010, 02:04:03 »
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D

so let's purge the senate then.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #186 on: 12-04-2010, 02:04:04 »
I was being quite sarcastic but anyway:









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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #187 on: 12-04-2010, 04:04:55 »
Yaknow, its people like that cheerleader who I just really want to meet, like door to door preachers and the like. I'd wait for them to make a baseless assertion, and then just raise my right eyebrow 5 millimeters and ask "why." I would continue doing this after every blustering, baseless assertion they make until they just stumble to a stop and wander off, confused.

Sadly, I never seem to meet such people. They just leave pamphlets under my front door and wander off.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #188 on: 12-04-2010, 08:04:44 »
Yaknow, its people like that cheerleader who I just really want to meet, like door to door preachers and the like. I'd wait for them to make a baseless assertion, and then just raise my right eyebrow 5 millimeters and ask "why." I would continue doing this after every blustering, baseless assertion they make until they just stumble to a stop and wander off, confused.

Sadly, I never seem to meet such people. They just leave pamphlets under my front door and wander off.
That is the best epic strategy. Just keep asking "Why?" until their heads blow up!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #189 on: 12-04-2010, 09:04:01 »
I was being quite sarcastic but anyway:



Yes.

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"Ok like ok this sport better be like awesome"
""Ok boys, Take aim.Aim for the ass. Face is also good. Legs aswel. Visible parts she must shown and such during cheerleading.""
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #190 on: 12-04-2010, 14:04:48 »
whats /b/
dear god you opened the floodgates
Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief. You may call me /b/.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #191 on: 12-04-2010, 21:04:05 »
if you made that up, I will imaginary rep you.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #192 on: 12-04-2010, 22:04:30 »
if you made that up, I will imaginary rep you.
Copied it from urbandictionary, but the joke started at home in /b/ where there are over 9000 versions of it circulating. Considering that V for Vendetta came out at least 100 years ago and Anonymous* became associated with the iconic Guy Fawkes mask way back then, it's inevitable that someone would have done the treatment years ago as well.

*) Aha! To be astounded! An army of assholes, an association armed with an arsenal of asinine ambiguously adult anonymii. This ambidextrous armada, no mere attack force is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. Assuming the collective affliction has not atrophied, another day of ardent Internet argument arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of Internet anonymity, all annoying assertations may be announced with reckless abandon. The armored amplifiers of info, the antithesis of approbates, aided and abetted by all things arbitrary. Apology? Do not forgive, do not forget. Alas I am all aflutter. After the anticipation... you may call me Anonymous.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #193 on: 12-04-2010, 22:04:02 »
alliteration is a sophisticated prose, IMO. 

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #194 on: 12-04-2010, 23:04:28 »
alliteration is a sophisticated prose, IMO. 
I don't think so, but that's just me