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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #135 on: 09-04-2010, 23:04:47 »
This happend years ago during the n00bstories days of C&C Renegade. When playing that game purely for the awesome guys in the community.MUDKIPS, was the most epic of them all
Darkdragon was like a 21 year old guy who hated the rest of the world(he said it himself) never left the house, did nothing but spamming and such.
Anyway, one day he said he freaked out so much, he FLIPPED a car!!

so this came


-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #136 on: 10-04-2010, 15:04:04 »
First off, the glorious German Brumbar :D







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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #137 on: 10-04-2010, 18:04:57 »
US Military one was rather not funny....because a lot of them are NOT on welfare, in matter of fact a lot of them do have other jobs, and telling the ones that don't to get a job in an economy where it's hard to get a job, is just lame. Probably the most simplistic thing i've seen in a while. Ungrateful. I know of a lot more government officials that use our tax money and do a lot more dicking around than our soldiers.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #138 on: 10-04-2010, 18:04:59 »
Yeah, I didn't really get the humour in that one...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #139 on: 10-04-2010, 20:04:16 »
Well yeah, sorry then, i think its funny.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #140 on: 10-04-2010, 20:04:01 »
I think it was alitte funny, but the last part about getting a job was unnecesarry

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #141 on: 10-04-2010, 20:04:48 »
I guess videos don't "belong" here, but anyway :) I love this one:

American vs Swedish recruitment ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8



The american is so incredibly cheesy :P
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #142 on: 10-04-2010, 21:04:38 »
It sure is.





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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #143 on: 10-04-2010, 22:04:25 »
I guess videos don't "belong" here, but anyway :) I love this one:

American vs Swedish recruitment ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8



The american is so incredibly cheesy :P
The description for that YouTube video has always annoyed me.
IMHO its more like "Patriotism or Compassion?" instead of "Patriotism or Fear?".


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #144 on: 10-04-2010, 22:04:43 »
Typical US comments aswel

But one guy his comment is the pure truth

powerman199 USA; I'll fight for my country
Sweden; I'll help other countries 5   1 dag geleden

And this guy

atosafi1 Sweden has a small military and doesn't like bloodshed, instead we put all our money into education, healthcare and other governemnt funded programs and our people have good lives.
America is bankrupt, stuck in 2 wars, lobbyists and oil companies rule the country and your people suffer from segregation, poverty etc.
You should be kissing China's ass for lending you money, not selling weapons to their enemies
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #145 on: 11-04-2010, 00:04:21 »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #146 on: 11-04-2010, 00:04:47 »
Uh...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #147 on: 11-04-2010, 00:04:59 »
Too soon dude, maybe in a year or 2....

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #148 on: 11-04-2010, 00:04:51 »
That's way too early. 4chan takes the best of you mate.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #149 on: 11-04-2010, 00:04:52 »
So god damn sensitive.










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