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Offline Zrix

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #270 on: 05-08-2010, 18:08:34 »
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #271 on: 05-08-2010, 18:08:04 »
Saw the hottest girl in my life today, seriously, never even seen a model that hot. A big 11/10 and without photoshop! She was sitting in front of me in the tube.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #272 on: 05-08-2010, 18:08:35 »
The Tube?  do you commute like they do in Futurama or something?

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #273 on: 05-08-2010, 19:08:50 »
The (London) underground. :P
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #274 on: 05-08-2010, 19:08:21 »
Why do you brits get the nice future-tubes?  America needs these, too!

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #275 on: 06-08-2010, 04:08:47 »
Saw the hottest girl in my life today, seriously, never even seen a model that hot. A big 11/10 and without photoshop! She was sitting in front of me in the tube.

did she have a hot bod
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #276 on: 06-08-2010, 10:08:57 »
Long leggs, small ass, flat belly, nice boobs, gorgeous face, 1m70 tall. Around 20 years old and naturally tanned skin (must have been a mix of several races) , nice feet and toes, nice arms and hands, nice British accent, did have a hight tone voice though.

If you want to try and stalk her, she got up a northern line train going southbound and travelled between Brent cross and Euston

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« Reply #277 on: 06-08-2010, 11:08:07 »
Long leggs, small ass, flat belly, nice boobs, gorgeous face, 1m70 tall. Around 20 years old and naturally tanned skin (must have been a mix of several races) , nice feet and toes, nice arms and hands, nice British accent, did have a hight tone voice though.

If you want to try and stalk her, she got up a northern line train going southbound and travelled between Brent cross and Euston
Small ass as in skinny ass. Woman got to pack some meat there, otherwise it would feel like screwing a thirteen yearold. Ahem .. carry on.


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #278 on: 06-08-2010, 14:08:27 »
And how would you know how is......




Never mind...Its best not to know....

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #279 on: 06-08-2010, 14:08:14 »
And how would you know how is......




Never mind...Its best not to know....

I used to be young .... hahaha ...the cat is out of the bag.


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #280 on: 06-08-2010, 15:08:14 »
My friend emily is coming to stay this weekend and all she wants to do is watch movies and have sex.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #281 on: 06-08-2010, 16:08:30 »
Why do you brits get the nice future-tubes?  America needs these, too!

Believe me dear fellow they are not futuristic nor are they sanitary nor a place I would wish anyone to travel.
In a rush hour communte I was once misfortunate enough to be sat next to a huge sweating man who was very a very tight dress and covering his mouth, he mentioned to me not to get too close because he had malaria.  I've seen a guy jump into the path of an oncoming train, the train didn't stop at the station (now assume he's dead) but he hit the train and both jumper and train just wooshed off into the dark...

Underneath SoHo the old subway system is used as a short sewer, in these sewers lurk PIGS, these are remote controlled drills that unblock sometimes up to 8ft thick of animal fat from the 100+ kebab and fast food restaurants in the area who tip hot fat into a cold water sewer.

'The Tube' at 5.24pm when it's snowing outside, ... shit I don't think even Chuck Norris could keep his cool.  I once got into a debate about human selfishness, my "Group A" was the Tube Stations of London, where it's eyes to the ground and push through.  A friend mentioned that when Aid trucks arrive in Somalia or similar it's the same but worse, why can't people form an orderly queue it will save so much time in the long run.  I was able to trump him with "but you see, an Aid truck brings hope and possibly the end of suffering for people, maybe they are simply so ecstatic to have gotten Aid that all rules of order do not apply." To which he added, is it not the same for London Trains?
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #282 on: 06-08-2010, 18:08:35 »
My friend emily is coming to stay this weekend and all she wants to do is watch movies and have sex.

Not coming to Peru by any chance?
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #283 on: 06-08-2010, 18:08:02 »
Long leggs, small ass, flat belly, nice boobs, gorgeous face, 1m70 tall. Around 20 years old and naturally tanned skin (must have been a mix of several races) , nice feet and toes, nice arms and hands, nice British accent, did have a hight tone voice though.

If you want to try and stalk her, she got up a northern line train going southbound and travelled between Brent cross and Euston
Small ass as in skinny ass. Woman got to pack some meat there, otherwise it would feel like screwing a thirteen yearold. Ahem .. carry on.

No, small ass as in bigger then average for skinny people. So the good kind.

Also, had another nice experience. Held a 13kg gold bar in my hands today worth about £301 000 and saw 11 more of these bars lying in front of me. I asked if i could keep one but the guards said no ;(

Those bars may look small, they are damn heavy.

Also made a copper feel bad today, his dog went crazy on me and before my brain understood what was happening 3 officers where around me. Apparently they thought i had some illegal drugs on me and had a nice full search of me and all my stuff. Good thing they did not find anything :D

And they guessed my height wrong in there report, i ain't F509, i am F6!

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #284 on: 08-08-2010, 14:08:40 »
I'm moving next week :)