I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder

[Zoologic]

Who digs that kind of thing.

I know goatse will claim its place back sometimes. While it is not yet in 9gag.

[THeTA0123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u

Damn ! Shes super hot :O

lindsey stirling <3

america's got talent judges said she would never have a chance with her hip hop violin dancing
look at her now

[Biiviz]

I'm more of a tubgirl kinda guy myself.

[Kelmola]

Awwww. Nobody ever remembers the other image "Giver" on goatse.cx (hint: it was bad shoop of a fella who would probably still enjoy buggery with Mr. Goatse). Though, fans of oldskool shock images - before RULES 1 AND 2 OF THE INTERNET, BEYOTCH and before images of insurgents headshotted with M82 Barrett became dime a dozen - are ERRYWHERE, because in IL-2 Sturmovik 1946 you can select a seemingly innocent pin-up style nose art for some American planes, complete with the also seemingly innocent text "Tub Girl".

For the record, my favourite shock image is still the "Swedish Bottle Holder" (I'll leave to your imagination what is pictured therein, though it should not be that hard to guess unless it's your first day on the Internet) because at the time, it actually made me laugh (being jaded enough not to be actually shocked of anything short of a sick frak cutting his private parts off and JPG BECAUSE IT DID HAPPEN).

Though best prize for best trolling in combination with shock content goes to one of the websites which back in the day when it was still fresh did actually contain the (in)famous clip mrhands.mpg - the catch was the website would also (under certain circumstances) start endlessly opening new e-mail messages in your default e-mail program titled "Application" and addressed to GLAAD, and played on endless repeat a maximum-volume sound clip shouting "Hey guys, I'm watching at gay porn!". (So how was this hypothetical person that sent the hypothetical link to his hypothetical friend supposed to frakking know that the site used a unpatched vulnerability in IE, because said hypothetical person had of course went to the site using Firefox with Java & Javascript disabled because said hypothetical person knew already that going to a suspicious website with IE is just asking for it?)

Apropos, the other day I found the current online address of NetBoy (and promptly forget it), one of the first online-only comics of which I have many fond memories. Sadly, the archive, while containing many classic strips (such as the one where Doom II ends up as a autopsy tutorial in a hospital) lacked the definitive strip which is very much related. So, I will transcribe it to the best of my ability. Basically, in every four frames there was NetBoy (a crude stick figure) sitting in front of the computer, and in the header of each frame there was the address of a newsgroup (remember, this is 1994 we're talking about) and in the speech bubble, NetBoy's reaction to that.

STAGES OF INTERNET USE
Day 1: alt.sex "Ohhh."
Day 2: alt.sex.bondage "Ahem."
Day 3: alt.sex.bondage.hamsters.duct-tape "Ugh."
Day 4: alt.sex.bondage.hamsters.duct-tape.lorne-greene.battlestar-galactica "I gotta stop this."

[Eat Uranium]

Edit: Also found this: http://geekdraw.com/main/2012/4/25/all-151-pokemon-from-the-pokemon-battle-royale-exhibit.html

[Oberst]

Meanwhile in russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmzbilH51Co
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=5YaNNdKhfjM&NR=1

[RommelBr]

JAGDPANTHER - Firing it's main 88mm Gun.

[siben]

JAGDPANTHER - Firing it's main 88mm Gun.

Correction, it is shooting a blank, the real deal would have been a lot more impressive.

[th_battleaxe]

Here's one I found on the last page of my French Manuscripts book (translated)

In our political party, we accomplish what we promise.
Only imbeciles can believe that
we don't fight corruption.
Because, there is something very clear to us:
honesty and transparence are fundamental to reach our ideals.
We will demonstrate that it is a grand stupidity to believe that
maffias will continue to be a part of the government like in the past.
We assure you, that, without even the slightest doubt,
social justice will be the primary goal of our mandate.
Despite all this, there are still fools who believe that
we could still govern
with the tricks of the old politics.
When we get to power, we will do everything so that
we will stop privileging and influence trafficking.
We cannot allow, under any circumstances, that
our children will starve to death.
We will accomplish our plans, even if
the economic reserves will be totally empty.
We will execute power until that
you will all have understood that, as of now,
we are with Nicolas Sarkozy, the "New Politics"

Now, you must read it again, but in the opposite direction. So "we are with" and so on and so on
Then, the true meaning of political speeches will be clear...

[THeTA0123]

this guy has the moves
and class

fuck YOLO and swag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNWpPzUMKI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPkH4TMbeVc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXN0kO1JEA

electroswing at its finest

[Oberst]

So I am a psychopath?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184658/Is-joining-Facebook-sign-youre-psychopath-Some-employers-psychologists-say-suspicious.html?ICO=most_read_module

[luftwaffe.be]

the FBI considers people who don't have a FB account and pay for their wares in cash as highly suspicious individuals, and likely to be involved into criminal activities. At least that is what our newspaper wrote.

I guess I'm pretty high on the FBI's list 

[:| Hi]

I only use my FB account for business now

[Dukat]

Really, this whole self-marketing business scares me. Make a facebook account to show you're real, have a ordinary facebook activity to show you're mentally healthy, pick the botox-to-go, be suntanned, use skincare; just be a consuming trendy person that spends the money that makes the world go 'round.

[Smiles]

I signed up facebook for the women, to bad it doesnt work for me yet...