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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #420 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:00 »
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #421 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:53 »
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?

Seagull once dove and stole my ice cream...

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« Reply #422 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:29 »
A seagull crapped on my leg when I was a kid, but I guess that's more of a giving gesture...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #423 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:45 »
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?

Seagull once dove and stole my ice cream...
^This


So far seagulls has stolen
-Muffin
-Fries
-A beer (Well he rammed it in dive bombing mode)
-my Friend her ice cream aswel
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #424 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:54 »
Is there no such thing as a genitive in Belgium?
He got banned for our sins. He was not the member FH forums deserved, he was the member we needed.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #425 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:51 »
Vriendin/vriend

Yes there is
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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« Reply #426 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:03 »
Semi-related to the seagull discussion:

"Saturday Night Live - People getting punched in the face before eating"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg

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« Reply #427 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:30 »
Once, 2 years ago on a rainy day at lunch in high school, there was a seagull with it's ass parked over the edge of the gym. Coincidentally, that same seagull's ass was over where all my friends and myself had put our stuff for defense against the rain.

Knowing the seagull was planning on unleashing his load all over everybody's stuff, I took a small water bottle and chucked it. Somehow I managed to hit the seagull's ass with the waterbottle, and it squawked, and flew away. Along with the entire flock of ~100 seagulls also sitting on top of the gym. We, and our stuff, did not get shit on, but many people stupid enough to walk under the flock had their days made even worse.

And that, my eurofriends, is the day the seagulls almost shat, on captain jack sparrow.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #428 on: 17-03-2012, 17:03:28 »
Theta: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genitive_case

(i.e. not "my friend her icecream", but "my friend's icecream".)



One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
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« Reply #431 on: 17-03-2012, 20:03:36 »

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

The fishing club my father is a member of had an event last year, where the public could catch fish at their pond and then have them prepared for consumption. Since I also know a bit of fishing my job was to show the children there how fishing poles work. Anyway, highlight of the day was when a little girl, about 8-10 years old, came up to me proudly with the still ebating heart of a fish she caught inher hands. if there is anyone who doesn't give a shit it's little girls ;)

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #432 on: 18-03-2012, 08:03:10 »

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

The fishing club my father is a member of had an event last year, where the public could catch fish at their pond and then have them prepared for consumption. Since I also know a bit of fishing my job was to show the children there how fishing poles work. Anyway, highlight of the day was when a little girl, about 8-10 years old, came up to me proudly with the still ebating heart of a fish she caught inher hands. if there is anyone who doesn't give a shit it's little girls ;)


so your saying little girls = honey badgers?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #433 on: 18-03-2012, 10:03:54 »

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

Were you that little girl Lightning? Is that why you crush our dreams like that seagull crushed your crabby friend? :(
« Last Edit: 18-03-2012, 11:03:30 by Flyboy1942 »

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« Reply #434 on: 18-03-2012, 11:03:31 »
Flyboy's comment made me laugh and cry at the same time.