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-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #408 on: 16-03-2012, 16:03:22 »
That American vs. Russian Vodka chart, and the whole Russian badassery thing made me remember an event happened 2 years ago.

Well, so much for them being Russian, in September 2010 I remembered that 3 Sukhoi technicians, assembling our Su-30MKI 2s were found dead, many suspected after taking some locally made cocktails.

People were quite surprised, because Russians normally drink Vodka, one of the most alcoholic beverages known. But "cap tikus" (lit. means "mouse brand") liquor, famous amongst eastern Indonesians is known for its strong alcoholic-like intoxicating effect, and even the badass Russians were no match for that. But "cap tikus" has variety of meaning. Illegally distilled alcohol or other dangerous intoxicating chemical properties (like Methanol, Ethylene Glycol) beverages are often loosely called "cap tikus" by local people. This will normally resulted in people being hospitalized and suffering permanent brain damage and frequently re-occurring seizures.

By the way, here is "cap tikus" stamp:



The brand is now defunct, the owner committed suicide long time ago. But this is what we suspected that the Russians might have drunk:



english news coverage:

http://rt.com/news/three-russian-sukhoi-aircraft/
http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/third-russian-fighter-jet-technician-dies-in-indonesia/396030

Here is another less serious, but more actual local news report

http://news.detik.com/read/2010/09/15/223127/1441359/10/teknisi-sukhoi-diduga-tenggak-spiritus-karena-miras-kurang-nendang?nd992203605

The headline reads:

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Teknisi Sukhoi Diduga Tenggak Spiritus Karena Miras Kurang Nendang
Translation: The Sukhoi's techinicians were suspected to drink spirits because regular liquors are not "kicking" enough.

Later news:

http://news.detik.com/read/2010/09/16/094720/1441488/10/rusia-jamin-3-teknisi-sukhoi-yang-baru-tidak-minum-minum

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Rusia Jamin 3 Teknisi Sukhoi yang Baru Tidak Minum-minum
Translation: "Russia assures that the new 3 Sukhoi technicians are not drinkers." (WTF? non-drinking Russian?)

From the autopsy and test results from our police laboratory found significant trace of Methanol (more than 1% fatal dose) in their stomach, kidney, and left lung. Since the technician rarely leave the base, it was suspected that they mixed their beverage with the plane's windshield rain repellent, which also contains spirits. A jerry can of that thing was found near their room at the time of their death.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #409 on: 16-03-2012, 18:03:46 »

From the autopsy and test results from our police laboratory found significant trace of Methanol (more than 1% fatal dose) in their stomach, kidney, and left lung. Since the technician rarely leave the base, it was suspected that they mixed their beverage with the plane's windshield rain repellent, which also contains spirits. A jerry can of that thing was found near their room at the time of their death.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #410 on: 16-03-2012, 22:03:06 »
Rob Reid: The $8 billion iPod Cynical Copyright/Content theft talk etc

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #413 on: 17-03-2012, 16:03:18 »
^This totally fucked up my waterbottle drinking experiance  :-X

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #414 on: 17-03-2012, 16:03:18 »

I, for one, welcome our new gull overlords.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #415 on: 17-03-2012, 16:03:57 »
Australian gulls!

They are the crankiest bird I've ever seen.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #416 on: 17-03-2012, 16:03:23 »
Belgian gulls are rats on wings. The amount of food these bastards stole from me is huge

-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #417 on: 17-03-2012, 16:03:32 »
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #418 on: 17-03-2012, 16:03:25 »
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.

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« Reply #419 on: 17-03-2012, 16:03:38 »
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.