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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #271 on: 07-03-2012, 00:03:30 »
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #272 on: 07-03-2012, 03:03:03 »
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #273 on: 07-03-2012, 03:03:31 »
Ah yes, we watched this in a German class in highschool.  Ever amazing <3

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #274 on: 07-03-2012, 07:03:42 »
I can't remember how I found out about it, but first (and many times after) watched it on an Icelandic site as a .wmv. It was the first "viral" video in the group of people I knew :)
It's half naked people on boats. That's all.
Here in Finland we call that "summer".

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #275 on: 07-03-2012, 08:03:51 »
It's half naked people on boats. That's all.
Here in Finland we call that "summer".

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #276 on: 07-03-2012, 08:03:04 »
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #277 on: 07-03-2012, 13:03:40 »
Well that's it, I'm never getting a job in a warehouse, cause with my luck I would probably end up like the dude that got sliced...
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #278 on: 07-03-2012, 17:03:40 »
Well that's it, I'm never getting a job in a warehouse, cause with my luck I would probably end up like the dude that got sliced...
or something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLVSbdW6Kak
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« Reply #279 on: 07-03-2012, 18:03:22 »
At first I was certain it was fake but for some reason mr. Dance looks like the man that would experience all this on a daily basis. And some things are too hilarious to be fake, the boat engine that gets loose. No comedy writer could've thought of that. Nowadays I genuinely believe it's real. Cheers for good health, Bill.

Well put, I think so too, poor Bill. I like things too, doesn't necessarily mean I'm always good at them ;)

It's truly one of the funniest video collections on the planet. If Tommy Cooper was still alive, I doubt he would disagree.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #280 on: 07-03-2012, 20:03:21 »
Kill or cure?

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.

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« Reply #281 on: 07-03-2012, 21:03:12 »
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #282 on: 07-03-2012, 22:03:55 »
Kill or cure?

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
Asbestos shouldn't be on that site in my opinion, some really nasty stuff. My mother occasionally did projects with old buildings that where changed, loads of asbestos. Though you need a specific bit of the asbestos inside your lungs. The odds are small but once you get something because of asbestos..
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« Reply #283 on: 07-03-2012, 22:03:22 »
When my uncle went to tear down asbestos filled buildings, they had to wear military gasmasks of certain types because they where only effective in filtering all the asbestos out of the air

very nasty shit
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #284 on: 07-03-2012, 22:03:58 »
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P
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