Yesterday i was at a cafe. One of the girls who goes there alot was speaking so fondly of herself that she=looks after nature and that she is against massive consumerism
In wich i reply to her(because she said this last week)=Then why do you buy for 100 euro monthly of make-up and do you discard the remains at the end of the month because you want new one?
Her face=Angry
My face=
Then this morning i was calling with the hospital. I need to get a very.....very pleasent examine.. and i was calling to get the last instructions. Its a certain drink i need to take, today at 18.00 PM. My last meal has to be light, and tomorow i need to take the drink again at 9.00 AM and then not eating or drinking untill 15.00 PM
my mother is always whining that i drink to much coffee. But i only drink 2 cups a day and its always made mild, not strong. So she says on the phone=OFCOURSE he cant drink any coffee today anymore right?
The lovely lass behind the phone=Ofcourse he can drink it! Up to 18.00 he can eat and drink everything he wants
My mother=angry face
My face=
Gotta give that lovely lass behind the phone a box of chocolates
i was so happy