Today i was at my work for sie extra cash(road restaurant ftw, but pays 11 euro)
Anyway, i heard from the boss that a new girl was coming to work for a while
Me and Marie where discussing this at the dishwasher, when suddently she came in, and the boss introduced herself
She was like OMG JESUS CHRIST YOUR HAWT
As she walked away, this is what came out of our mouths
Marie=I'm doubting my sexuality!
Me=I'm defiantly NOT doubting mine!
That girl is so GEIL!
That made me happy
And another time, i was cleaning the racks filled with dishes and such. A young couple of like 20 years old came in, and i had to let them pass for my cart.
Anyway, suddently that guy freaks out and come's to me=DID you looked at my girlfriend?
me= no
He=NOBODY fucking looks at my girl! SHE is mine TARD!MINE you understand?
And then he freaks out, says a huge pile of bullshit and swearing words
After a while i had it and said=
me=i think you are overreacting
He=I think i'm gonna have to beat you up you fucking asshole
The moment he said that,i grabbed an empty bottle of whine, i tell you, those things we sell are BLOODY thick glass bottle's
Me=common then!
He was then stunned, looking for words to say, after a while he said i was a coward and such bla bla.
THEN This huge DUTCH trucker stands up, went towards this guy=
Trucker=HEY you! I also looked at your girlfriend! Common THEN! Vieze vuile tyfus lijer!Common!
Then like 3 of his Dutch gaint truckers stand up, they where driving in convoy=
Trucker 2=Hey i looked at her aswel! I wanna fight you to!
trucker 3=Me to! Dam she is one hot little danzel!
Trucker 4= yep yep! i So wanna punch in that booty!
Tottaly stunned, and out of line, he left the restaurant......the coward chickend out.After 3 mins he come's back because he forgot his girlfriend aswel.
Yes that made me also happy