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What to do during a six hour drive ...
« on: 19-10-2012, 00:10:51 »
Had my annual trip to Waldorff, Germany. Takes about six hours to drive. This is what I did during the trip.
 
- Stop at Venlo and go to the shops, because I forgot to bring a shirt along, for my suit.

- Wonders if every German has Nitro boost in the trunk of his car

- Takes back earlier observation, after meeting the one German, that passes me by with a speed difference of 3 kilometres per hour, causing me to have lengthy comfortable ride behind a truck

- See a smiley in the form of light bulbs at the back of truck, chuckles at that

- Confirm opinion that all Audi Q5 drivers are dirtbags

- Scream Burger King spotted!, just when stomach couldn't take it anymore

- Actually listen to all 412 songs on my MP3 player

- Learns where Germany get it's money from, no Highway lighting

Rinse and repeat in reverse order for the return trip

So what do you do during long driving trips?


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(From: First in the Field, Gault of the Patricias by Jeffery Williams, page 72.)

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #1 on: 19-10-2012, 00:10:35 »
Listen to an amazingly hilarious podcast.
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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #2 on: 19-10-2012, 00:10:24 »
songs, a podcast. An audio book
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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #3 on: 19-10-2012, 00:10:25 »
Generally I am passenger in such roadtrips.

I stare out the window.

When with my friend Mike and we are going to an airsofting event and have one of our friends in the car, we will toss one of several live "concussion grenades" such as these Hokkatsu Thunder Bs. Have been going 90 down the freeway before with one of these going off, was like artillery all anyone of us could hear was the "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound those of us afflicted with Tinnitus can hear.

When neither of those, I'll read or play a little bit of Fire Emblem whilst blasting some chiptune in the background.

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #4 on: 19-10-2012, 01:10:07 »
In germany it is popular for parents to play a game with their bored children on long roadtrips. We call it license-plate-guessing. Depending on the letters of the license plate children are supposed to guess the city the car is coming from.



The first letter (up to 3 letters max) stands for the region/city the car is coming from. The centered 2 letters and the numbers at the end can be choosen by the owner on registration.

The license plate above is from Berlin. Usually the biggest cities have rather short and simple combination of letters. Like M for Munich or F for Frankfurt. The less unimportant a city or county is, the longer the combination of letters. When the GDR was annexed in 1990, the eastern german cities and counties had to take the letters and combinations that were left. For example Dresden is a more famous city than Düsseldorf. But Dresden received the identiefiers DD, because D stands for Düsseldorf already. 

Examples:

Rotenburg (Wümme)

Stuttgart

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #5 on: 19-10-2012, 02:10:18 »
Mmm...Pretty much like here.The difference is that the first letter of our plates identify only the state the car was registered.Until 1990 thewre were only 2 letters and the background was yellow.


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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #6 on: 19-10-2012, 02:10:22 »
New British numberplates have area codes as the first 2 letters, followed by 2 numbers that give a date, then by 3 random letters.  Before that, it was a letter that signified a date, followed by up to 3 random numbers and 3 random letters (and before that the same system but in reverse order).  The area codes haven't really been around long enough for me to take even a wild guess as to their meaning.  Gives you a good idea of car age though.

Anyway, on long journeys I've always been a passenger (since I've yet to actually drive a car since I passed my test).  Typically I'll just zone out and listen to the radio or whatever music other have (not having a smartphone or mp3 player of my own) while staring at the passing scenery.

I suppose if I had my own portable music source I'd probably shove podcasts of some description or other on it.

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #7 on: 19-10-2012, 08:10:14 »
I listen to Podcasts and Audio Books.

Other than that I deplete my Nitro boost in the trunk and try to piss off as many Q5 or X5 dirtbags as possible with my slow ass Passat. ^^

But you got one thing wrong there. :)
Germany gets all it's money from no speed limits and high taxes on fuel. harharhar ^^
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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #8 on: 19-10-2012, 09:10:17 »
If you put high speed as a mean to save time, which then could potentially saves fuel, my L15A4 fitted Honda fit couldn't cut it. with its tiny 89 PS non V-TEC engine, it couldn't even reach 180 km/h with such ease. But it is extremely fuel efficient, running for 12-18 km per litre of RON92 gasoline. It has twin spark plugs, and economical camshaft, peaking its max torque at around 2,500-2,800 rpm so you don't need to push the pedal deeper to accelerate.

Ford now uses same method of using small displacement engine, but "boosted" with turbo to get adequate HP to fulfill Western European/American ego. They dub their engine "ecoboost." It is somewhat similar to the VW Touran and Tiguan sold here, it has rather tiny engine like 1.4 litre I-4, but turbocharged until it generates 143 PS. Might be less fuel efficient than naturally aspirated 1.4 litre, but they could pull more people in the highway with less effort (thus assumed to be taking less fuel).

Anyway,

I enjoyed driving, and drives like civilised people in more developed countries, while others around you mostly trash around like drunk idiots. So I kinda get douchebag-sense like fulfillment for several hours by being discipline, and belittle idiots who changes lane without signalling (people here normally just turn without bothering to lit up the signal lights) or those who never stays firm within their lane or stops without warning.

Other than that, I mostly listen to local radio stations, tailgating nice-looking vehicles, making perfect maneuvers, and ensuring that all my passengers are comfortable with my skillz0rs. I never race with ricer brats, because our cars are tuned to maximise fuel efficiency.

It is pretty difficult to enjoy driving here, because you are being surrounded by drunk idiots. The public transport sucks big ass, so you've almost got no choice besides taxi (which is somewhat risky) and private/rented car.

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #9 on: 19-10-2012, 09:10:07 »
Interesting that you call 12-18 km per litre fuel efficient. That's 8.3L-5.6L/100km.
My Passat uses a steady 6.5L/100km with a 1.9L engine and I don't call that very efficient. 1.4L engines should go qith 4-5L/100km in my opinion. :)
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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #10 on: 19-10-2012, 09:10:36 »
I try to survive the six hours. A lot of maniacs out there.

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #11 on: 19-10-2012, 10:10:53 »
I listen to Podcasts and Audio Books.

Other than that I deplete my Nitro boost in the trunk and try to piss off as many Q5 or X5 dirtbags as possible with my slow ass Passat. ^^

But you got one thing wrong there. :)
Germany gets all it's money from no speed limits and high taxes on fuel. harharhar ^^

By the way what is up with headlight flashing when you are tailgating someone. Does that actually work?
Does average German driver think; hmmm he has been tailgating me for a few minutes now, but now he is flashing me with his headlights, let me just get out of his way.
It only causes me to take it more easy and relaxed.

Also funny, during our meeting there were two Russian women, one of them called Olga, obviously, and every third sentence was like "In Russia software creates you!! Got to love those Russians.


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(From: First in the Field, Gault of the Patricias by Jeffery Williams, page 72.)

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #12 on: 19-10-2012, 10:10:07 »
Interesting that you call 12-18 km per litre fuel efficient. That's 8.3L-5.6L/100km.
My Passat uses a steady 6.5L/100km with a 1.9L engine and I don't call that very efficient. 1.4L engines should go qith 4-5L/100km in my opinion. :)

You can do that in a relatively friendly traffic. During the Ramadhan, when everybody left Jakarta for their hometown, the traffic was sparse, I once did a 5L/100km.

A VW Golf (that same 1.9L engine) here will do 11L/100km and be considered great already. I don't know if it was for:

- poor fuel quality (I use Shell anyway, our local gas station are even worse, but there are alternatives like Total and Petronas)
- poor air quality, air filter quickly gets dirty here, a Swedish mechanic friend of my father advised to clean it every month and change it every year.

One of my friend drives a Scirocco (turbocharged 2 litre), it gives him 5-7 km per litre. His close friend's car, "economical" Honda Civic with 2 litre (K20, with non performance camshaft) gives him 6-8 km per litre.

But one thing that cause the inefficiency for certain: traffic conditions!

- traffic jams are the worst part, if it wasn't for public transport stopping/parking all over the place, people parked their cars off-street as they wish... both making crowded street even more cramped.
- traffic lights that use timer instead of sensor. And they are not even timed properly, causing long queue in one direction, and empty street in the other.
- traffic managements are even worse. In Singapore and other civilised countries, people queue behind traffic light line when the traffic across the street is too full for you to squeeze in, otherwise you might block incoming traffic from other direction. No, people here just squeeze in and block the other traffic flow instead, because those queuing behind you are impatient either.
- Driving behavior. It is insanely easy to get driver license here, so people are sometimes drive stupidly. e.g. taking too long to move when the light is green, wasting several precious seconds. One of fuel-wasting behavior is to stupidly keeping huge distance when the traffic is stuck, prompting us to brake too often, just because the guy at the front is not confident. Sometimes they brake too prematurely, requiring both of you to hit the gas pedal again to close the gap with the front traffic.
- I guess the stereotype "Asians can't drive" is somewhat correct to certain extent here. People here do not adhere to lane lines, some are not confident with the size of their cars, so they tend to maintain space in their side of driving seat, making them leaning to the left (drivers sit on the right hand side here). The problem is, people who want to overtake lanes rarely signal with lights, they just lean to the lanes they are going to take, until they completely intimidate others driving on that lane, then they just enter it. It makes you brake often, and it wastes fuel.
- Impatient asshole drivers, so you are driving straight in a relatively empty lane, so you have to maintain separation (due to speed). But then some asshole from the other lane take over you, because he/she suddenly doesn't want to queue on that lane forcing you to hit brake.

tip: if you drive here, flashing lights mean you have to get out of his/her way. In Japan and other civilised places, it means they are giving way to you, however it means the otherwise here. It is an addition to your horn, so you have both audio and visual tool to make your way through other drivers here.

If you say 6 hours, it isn't 6 hours for the distance, but 6 hours for the traffic jams, well mostly.

To get driving license here:
You just need to apply for one, go to the traffic management section of central police station, take the 1-day full test (a lot of bribery), then get the license already. I learned that it was unlike in Europe, US, Canada, or Australia... where you have to pass through course stages for several months. In NSW, Australia, they label your cars by putting a sticker in your license plate if you are still noobs/on probation. During early stage of application, you must be accompanied by a fully licensed driver and can't drive unsupervised.

I learned how to drive properly there, after 4 years of getting Indonesian driving license and drive recklessly like most of my fellows. But Aussies in NSW have this funny policy of allowing us to use our license there (for 3 months, then you need to "translate" it to be fully legal for the rest of the time), so I don't need to reapply and relearn, just read more road signs then what I usually did in Jakarta and imitate people's courtesy behavior on streeets (e.g. if you are given chance to take his/her lane, you wave your hand on your mirror to say 'thanks'), and that's all. It is fun, esp. when not in downtown city, where impatient South Asian taxi drivers crawled all over the streets. My instructor back there is a German, btw and the car is owned by a Chinese guy, both are Australian native.

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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #13 on: 19-10-2012, 11:10:51 »
I never get bored as long as I drive, if I drive I just feel alive. That rhymes. Like in August I drove to Luxembourg, it was magnificent. Quiet Autobahn and there I was in my loyal 2.0L Audi. Even topped 200km/h. But just cruising south with 150km/h is so relaxing, I don't get bored.

Annoyances: a truck overtaking a truck. The only thing that made me sad on the 2-lane A31. Oh and the old guy that threw his car right in front of mine, never had to brake that hard. No blinkers, probably never checked his mirrors, just went left to overtake a truck he was not even close to.

When I don't drive: a book or my trusty laptop with a movie. Or a good friend to talk with.
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Re: What to do during a six hour drive ...
« Reply #14 on: 19-10-2012, 12:10:34 »
A truck overtaking another truck? Bah I can beat that.

On the A5 on an unlimited stretch with 3 lanes, me driving a chilled 200km/h down hill and what do those truck-drivers do? One truck was overtaking the first in the line (which is totally ok, the highway has 3 lanes, so no worries there), but then all of a sudden a second truck pulls onto the 3rd lane to overtake the other two!
Motherf*****!
That was the first time I had to literally throw out an anchor to come to a stop in my car... :-X
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