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I believe there are many people out there who wake up in a WTF state of mind because of the dream they had. So I decided to make this thread. Have you had a random, weird, stupid or funny dream recently? Then post it here! The public will then probably have some laughs, and we could also try to interpret each others dreams.

And here's the kick-off:

I had somehow got related to some drugs for reasons unknown. Apparently I had acidentally got hold of some cocaine or something, stashed it someplace/lost it,  and the REAL drug dealers had invaded my apartment. The held me, some dark haired girl I don't remember having seen anywhere, my dad and my godfather captive, and tortured the last two by throwing them outside into the snow naked and then beating them. For some reason the girl and I were having a shower together, and she recommended some shampoos that were on the shelf for me.  ;D Then the guy assigned to guard us decided to go outside with the other blokes to share the fun of torturing, so the girl and I made our way to the door. I grabbed the car keys and asked her: "Ready?"

And I woke up. Now here's the fun part: create an ending to the dream that was cut off.

So we drove off apparently in my car, because the guys contacted me with my mobile phone. We agreed on an exchange: drugs for my relatives. The meeting point was an open football field, with knee-deep snow, surrounded by forest. I left the girl under a streetlamp at the field and got into a vantage point, where a scoped hunting rifle was waiting. Sniped the bad guys, hid the bodies in their car and destroyed it, and live happily ever after blah blah blah BS.
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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #1 on: 14-07-2010, 19:07:26 »
I once saw a dream where I was playing Counter Strike with Jennifer Aniston. First I thought that we were in a real fire-fight, but when she was hit I noticed that were just playing CS. :D

Strange.
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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #2 on: 14-07-2010, 19:07:30 »
LOL Thor

THis is a dream I had twice as a kid that scared the shit out of me.

I was in this swampy/redneck sorta of place, but there were aliens all over the place. Apparently I was hostage or something but this team of 3 chicks from this show that used to be on cartoon network came to save me. They got taken hostage too, so I freaked out. Then 007 came and saved us, but the aliens killed his wiener dog. So everyone started to cry/was really sad.


I ended up waking up at 4 in the morning and could not go back to sleep. :|




Edit: Another weird dream I had was that all night, this weird rubber tube looking parasite was burrowing into my foot. When I took it out, it tried to kill me. I woke up in a cold sweat
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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #3 on: 14-07-2010, 19:07:54 »
Many times I've been in a firefight and I either:

A: Don't have a gun and shoot enemies by doing aiming-like gestures and going "PRRR!" with my mouth.
B: I have a gun butthe only way firing it is with "PRRR!"
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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #4 on: 14-07-2010, 22:07:47 »
I dreamed with octopus today.It was being dismembered with a knife,and a black liquid was coming out of it arms,like a kind of blood.Only the head was left,and it was staring at me,and alive...

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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #5 on: 14-07-2010, 23:07:58 »
A series of dreams that i have saw many times...

1st) Being a WW2 soldier being captured and then on another dream the next day i see that i break free and go on rampage

2nd) Bombarding in Athens...Bomb explodes on my house and i am pushed away by the blast.

3rd) when i was 8 i saw a dream of snakes,spiders,scorpions,and more chasing me around my house...I woke up in the middle of the night...Then slept again

4th)Saw that i got up,Got dressed,brushed my teeth and off to school.Then wake up and see that nothing really happened.

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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #6 on: 14-07-2010, 23:07:41 »
i once dreamed about seeing a ratte moving down the fields..It was huge and massive firing and killing.

But that was not the issue.....It was painted in Sherman tank green...and it had BLUE FINNISH AIRFORCE SWASITKA's on it..........

A week later, a friend of mine, she dreamed about seeing this Huge large tank and with nazi symbols she described....
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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #7 on: 14-07-2010, 23:07:49 »
^^^^ now THAT's weird^^^^
Anyway I once dream I was in an imaginary world...something when you get to the Kuppas castle in SuperMario and there were witches,gnomes and other magical dudes.The thing was some evil magician ruled and the place was black with reddish light and some of the fairies and dwarfes revolted and I joined 'em.I was fighting with some weird magics that were given to me by those creatures. It was kinda fun and I laughed when I woke up ;D
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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #8 on: 15-07-2010, 00:07:33 »
Tonight i dreamed of candy-man.

Think the Kool-aid guy, but a jar with candy instead.
That jar of candy stretched up to put some more candy on a shelf, then the shelf broke and all candy tthat was already on the shelf fell down and into his top, it was too much for him so a whole was torn in the bottom of him.

All the candy ran out of him until he was empty, then he died.

True story, I dreamed this.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #9 on: 15-07-2010, 00:07:48 »
I once had a FUBAR dream about surviving 5 succesive tsunamies
I mean WTF

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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #10 on: 15-07-2010, 00:07:22 »
When you die in a dream, you'll wake up. For once I dreamed about being chased endlessly and when I was finally caught and about to be shot, I sat upright in my bed, sweatened. Will never forget this, cause it was so real and I was so paniced.

Despite some other weird wardreams I had in my life, though I've never been to war. I guess I watched too many shitty movies and played too many wargames. That would explain.

When I was about 12 I once sleepwalked. In fact I remember clearly to have been wandering through our families home, expected to be somewhere in the living room when I waked up in complete darkness but could not find doors, light switches or any reference point for my whereabout. My Mom found me crying in a corner of my room as I had never left it, while I considered myself to be totally elsewhere.

And for once, well, this wasn't really a dream as well, I woke up in the middle of the night, and all I heard was the loudest noise out of nowhere I believed to have ever heard in my life. And while I noticed the sound it stilll got louder and louder and my only personal explanation was an atomic war with bombs being dropped. So I had lain in my bed and waited endless seconds for the blast to come through the window, hopefully followed by a firestorm to burn me within no-time for me to come to an quick end. And while I still lay frightened and frozen in bed, the noise vanished slowly and turned into a grumbling, making me finally realize that it was a simple thunderstorm and no nuclear holocaust. I just had fallen in such deep sleep, that I didn't notice it until it was right over my head. But I had really made my peace with the world for a moment already, awaiting my end.

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #11 on: 15-07-2010, 00:07:19 »
My dreams rarely have storylines.  Either they are totally incomprehensible or just are really really boring.  Which makes me want to believe that at least some of you are lying or adding some things on.
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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #12 on: 15-07-2010, 01:07:57 »
I used to have a recurring dream that went as thus:

Me and a gtoup of people fall into a cave.  The floor gives way and we all fall into another cave.  Rinse and repeat.

And another was just me taking hats off of a pile.  The pile was only about 10 or so high, but it never got any lower.

Also, one night I woke up resoloutly convinced there was a crocodile under my pillow.  I lay there for a few minutes, then went to the toilet.  When I got back, I think it must have taken me 20 minutes to summon the courage to lift the pillow to face it.  Of course it wasn't there.

I've had a few other dreams I remember, but those are all definitly 18+.

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« Reply #13 on: 15-07-2010, 01:07:43 »
I've had a few other dreams I remember, but those are all definitly 18+.
Oh yeah, every night!
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: "Dream Team" or post your silly/stupid/weird dreams.
« Reply #14 on: 15-07-2010, 02:07:08 »
Two dreams i can fully describe.
Once i was running allong a dyke endlessly and smiling and waving to all people i came across.

Twice i woke up after being away with the same friends for 2 days straight, waking up in my dream(so dreaming) and continue partying and laughing, untill i noticed i was dreaming. Happened a few times, so its something my mind falls for.

I'm taking my own freedom
puttin' it in my song
singing loud and strong
proving all day long
I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold