Week ago, we went to a cafe
Me and my mate went to take a piss, when we came out of the toilets, this..13 year old kid saw me and starting to shout=LIGHTHOUSE HAHAHA REDHEAD and all of those red haired jokes
I replied=How bout i beat your face up? then it is red to! Then we can be Brothers!
His dad laughed like hell, the mother was less pleased.
i was pleased however
As i rarely say stuff like that
my mate however, does, and if i dint said anything, he would have said something 50 times as worse. Then again, barking dogs dont bite
then one time, this girl was talking about her food habits. Proudly talking about how healthy she ate and crap. After a while, she said she disliked only one food item=Shrimps(and other sea shell things like oysters)
Yet she then started about her 'weekly sin'=Krupuk
And she already ate 2 bags of them.
I couldnt resist it, putted my best trollface up, and said=Look at the ingredients
She started to read.......
AND THEN SHE STARTED TO VOMIT
She vomitted all the way to the toilets!
MY god what a mess.
Was still a helluva laugh, and her boyfriend had to clean it all up!
One of those 'Fabio' boys, you know. Fancy glamour disco sunbathing fitnessing macho jhonny asses