Not
really happy, but whatever.
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...my backyard seems to be flooded! Yes, we came to that conclusion ourselves, but we wanted to get it confirmed, so we brought in five experts and four of them said that our backyard was very flooded indeed. The one who disagreed with our assumption was an expert in holistic medicine and insisted it be called a 'healing pool.'
The flood waters rose so high and were so strong that It dug up a 150-year-old railroad tie (that railroad used to go through our backyard, but it was torn up because Americans apparently hate good infrastructure) and dragged it over 30 feet away. That's pretty damn impressive considering it's hard for two people to pick it up, and that It had decomposed somewhat and had fused to the ground. Also note that railroad ties from that period were treated with tar and oil, so it's been seeping into the groundwater for the past few dozen decades. Obviously it's the cause of my superpowers.
The rain last night wasn't bad at all, either. I had the window open all night and had no issues. Weird.
AND FURTHER, that notch in the dead tree over there where the tie used to be comes up at my stomach, so my yard is pretty decently flooded.
Okay, now I'm done
