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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #90 on: 16-10-2014, 17:10:14 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #91 on: 16-10-2014, 18:10:08 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a


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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #92 on: 16-10-2014, 18:10:59 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #93 on: 16-10-2014, 18:10:57 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #94 on: 16-10-2014, 23:10:22 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #95 on: 16-10-2014, 23:10:37 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #96 on: 17-10-2014, 00:10:19 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #97 on: 17-10-2014, 00:10:02 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #98 on: 17-10-2014, 08:10:38 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #99 on: 17-10-2014, 18:10:59 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately,
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #100 on: 17-10-2014, 20:10:42 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #101 on: 18-10-2014, 15:10:32 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #102 on: 18-10-2014, 16:10:32 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #103 on: 18-10-2014, 16:10:47 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #104 on: 19-10-2014, 19:10:35 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just
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