We only want to help you damaso.
Go get yourself checked. Eating out a hooker is incredibly disgusting and you probably have a multitude of STDs now, don't know what you were thinking.
Has this experience changed your views on women and life in general? what would happen to the hookers if you became a dictator?
What has your mother said to you afterwards?
also, farting/queefing during sex is pretty damn common.
Well.. im not actually against hookers at all... one thing is to be an fake woman, another one is to be a prostitute in wich you already expet her to get along with other guys.
Prostitution should actually be legal in my opinion.. BUT heres something you should know i would implement in the future:
There should be a law - that law says than if you are a married man/woman, you cant frequent sex clubs (unless both of you signed an paper wich aproved both to go to sex clubs even if married - some people like swing)
The real prupose is to remain things loyal: if im a man and i have a wife, its wrong to me to go for a sex club.. hoewer, if im a single man, im free to go whatever i want.
And please: dont start bitching about how this goes against individual liberty: is it good to allow people to betrait each other? does that goes against liberty? i dont think so... i guess this law is pretty reasonable actually.
INTERESTING FACT: wen salazar ruled portugal (he was an Portuguese dictator - António Oliveira Salazar) prostitution was actually legal! and prostitutes even received medical treatment/aid by the state in order to avoid STD's...