I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread

[Kelmola]

Ahh, the good old lifehacks. Now where was the "Information Library" I downloaded a while ago...

[Dukat]

Whoever made that, I hate him. There is nothing worse than smart advices made by perfect people.

[Butcher]

the first 2 have been posted already, but to have them all in one place i reposted them.

[Biiviz]

The word "hack" has lost all its meaning when using the clearly marked tabs on aluminum foil is counted as one.

Not to mention opening a banana and putting paper in the toilet.

[ajappat]

And where in the world gas station takes money for useing compressed air? I have never seen such thing and if I see, I'll say fuck you too and drive to next station.

[VonMudra]

Every gas station I have seen gives out air and water for free....

[sn00x]

they did try to charge it here some time ago, got quickyl beaten down though

[IrishReloaded]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxdDIwVWrxI

[Zoologic]

At least they still offer them for free here. Filling Nitrogen gas costs you $0.30 per tire.

[siben]

And where in the world gas station takes money for useing compressed air? I have never seen such thing and if I see, I'll say fuck you too and drive to next station.

in the Esso stations here you have to pay, in many stations you have to pay for air here. 50cents for 3 minutes, 1 euro for 6 minutes. Stupidly expensive.

[Cory the Otter]

$0.75 For 4 minutes of compressed air...or you can ask for it free of charge from the body shop across the street.

[Oberst]

Found this meme combined with the trailer.




Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qDMXkPfxjOc

WTF, thought that is a joke, but it is not. Who writes such screenplays, who the hell gives money for that film and who the F*** hell watches that?


EDIT:
Why did they never made a film out of this?   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA0Xqt6KGEs

[siben]

I would.

It has Rihanna in it (chick on the minigun)

[Butcher]

lol ... And how the heck did they get Liam Neeson for that?

Ever heard about the planned movie "Panzer 88"? The director from "Hellboy" is planning to make a movie about a german tank crew in their Tiger B who are stuck somewhere in the east and have to fight versus a balrog-like demon. There´s already some concept art out.

[Oberst]

lol ... And how the heck did they get Liam Neeson for that?

Ever heard about the planned movie "Panzer 88"? The director from "Hellboy" is planning to make a movie about a german tank crew in their Tiger B who are stuck somewhere in the east and have to fight versus a balrog-like demon. There´s already some concept art out.

Thats a much better idea, I mean, its a film with and about a german tank! Cant think of a better idea. And what I learned from lurking in this forums, everyone likes german Panzers!