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Offline CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE

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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #105 on: 07-08-2012, 17:08:51 »
If we're reporting other player's fails, playing Meuse as American on the 130 server, at Sawmill when a Panther and a hanomag drive up from the direction of their main to retake the flag (we had capped it a minute earlier). The Panther and hanomag drive right towards the flagpole, in a perfect spot to be ambushed by the two panzerfausts teammates had liberated. Both player step out of cover, aim, fire, and.. blow up the half-track.

The Panther then killed us all and capped the flag.
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #106 on: 07-08-2012, 21:08:23 »
that akward moment when you trow a sticky on a hanomag but it is actually a captured hanomag filled with your teammates
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god that was a mess i made on fall of tobruk
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #107 on: 02-09-2012, 23:09:08 »
again

disaster struck on fall of tobruk

i did the following

-Destroyed a captured hanomag with rifle grenade, containing 2 teammembers. (Alburdy included)
-Trew a grenade on assaulting mussoline plaza, the grenade bounched against a wall, killing 3 teammembers
-Saw 2 german soldiers. machinegunned them with the vickers. Did this again with another one but 2 teammembers where behind him....
-Grabbed the stuart, did an amazing assault on mussolini plaza. Fired a HE shell against incoming german forces...i overshot and hitted a building, containing a friendly squadleader and 1 other teammate.



oooh god that was a disaster.....yet still the best allied teamwork i have seen in weeks!  200 player server ftw!
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #108 on: 06-09-2012, 18:09:59 »
Just now, on 762 Op. Goodwood. I was playing german, and at Grentheville, in the midst of an assault, I passed a guy with a Schreck. That guy was a limey, which I didn't notice, until too late. panicked, dived and opened fire my head.
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #109 on: 17-09-2012, 04:09:09 »
Not really my fail, but on Hurtgen on the 200 server. I grabbed a StuG and killed a whole lot of nothing for about five minutes, until a bazooka round narrowly zoomed over my head, shot from maybe 100m away across the field, in the woods. A second shot from that general direction missed wildly, but a third was on the money and I was at about 60% health. I began to fall back, but blew up before I could discharge smoke. I assumed it was the same guy that hit me earlier, but I couldn't understand how he'd killed me if the best he could do was 40% damage with a hit to the front.

As I saw in the 3rd person death cam immediately after I died, I had actually been killed by a zook from behind (evidently someone'd snuck into the outskirts of Germeter), but as the guy behind me ran away from my destroyed StuG, he was nailed by a zook round from the original guy shooting at me way off in the woods. It was a perfect hit.

We did an excellent job defending Germeter for 800ish US tickets, only for them to cap us out with 26 US tickets while we had 950, leading ultimately to a 13-0 American victory.
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #110 on: 17-09-2012, 10:09:42 »
Haha, I've been there on the American side - epic end!!!

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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #111 on: 27-09-2012, 18:09:33 »
Today I shot a P-47 that passed low over me on Cobra. I was in a Panzer IV. I got a red hitmarker, the P-47 started smoking. So my 75mm shell bounced off the  P-47. Damn you, sloped armor! >:/


20 minutes before that I drove right around and behind (1 meter) a Sherman 76 and shot it with my Panther. Into the rear of the turret. It bounced off. It was my 2nd hit on that tank. The sherman burned and kept firing.

I know, I need to learn to aim. *waves at ciupita* :)
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #112 on: 27-09-2012, 18:09:22 »
Today I shot a P-47 that passed low over me on Cobra. I was in a Panzer IV. I got a red hitmarker, the P-47 started smoking. So my 75mm shell bounced off the  P-47. Damn you, sloped armor! >:/


20 minutes before that I drove right around and behind (1 meter) a Sherman 76 and shot it with my Panther. I the rear of the turret. It bounced off. It was my 2nd hit on that tank. The sherman burned and kept firing.

I know, I need to learn to aim. *waves at ciupita* :)

Man I hope the devs fix the angle mod so that ridicules do not happen anymore in the new patch... I'm ok with my shots bouncing off or not penetrating occasionally on 150-200 m but if I'm up your ass and you just turn around and one shot me? It's just bovine excrement...
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #113 on: 27-09-2012, 19:09:48 »
Today I shot a P-47 that passed low over me on Cobra. I was in a Panzer IV. I got a red hitmarker, the P-47 started smoking. So my 75mm shell bounced off the  P-47. Damn you, sloped armor! >:/


20 minutes before that I drove right around and behind (1 meter) a Sherman 76 and shot it with my Panther. I the rear of the turret. It bounced off. It was my 2nd hit on that tank. The sherman burned and kept firing.

I know, I need to learn to aim. *waves at ciupita* :)

Man I hope the devs fix the angle mod so that ridicules do not happen anymore in the new patch... I'm ok with my shots bouncing off or not penetrating occasionally on 150-200 m but if I'm up your ass and you just turn around and one shot me? It's just bovine excrement...

I think AP shot damage against plane is reduced a lot even without sloped taken into account. Afterall, it's just one hole it makes. Nothing too bad unless it driectly hits pilot or engine.

In other words, you are not going to one shot plane with AP at any angle and you are not supposed to.

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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #114 on: 27-09-2012, 19:09:47 »
I know. The fun fact is that you can use a main tank gun to hit a flying plane at all. Only in BF2.
That's the irony of it.
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #115 on: 27-09-2012, 20:09:56 »
It happens quite frequently. The P47 are preferred targets of those "AAs".
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #116 on: 27-09-2012, 23:09:24 »
Hey you guys! I have an idea! Let's not turn every other thread into a "I hate the damned tanksystem thread" shall we? It's getting repetitive and boring. You are starting to sound like whiny little kids who want their candy NAOW!!

The devs are aware of it, so relax, they are gonna take a look at it. And no, it is not gonna be fixed tomorrow. Please be patient, development takes time and it doesn't always do what you want.

This thread is for stuff where you, as a player, had an epic fail. Examples are to be found on the other pages of this thread. Can a mod please delete all offtopic posts?

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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #117 on: 27-09-2012, 23:09:17 »
But why so itchy? I had 2 epic fails today :P
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #118 on: 28-09-2012, 00:09:18 »
I usually use HE to fire at planes if I'm in a tank, it seems more effective. Of course you have to compensate for high shell drop, but it doesn't make it so much more difficult it's worth trying your luck with AP.
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Re: Your epic fail in FH1/FH2!
« Reply #119 on: 29-09-2012, 03:09:01 »
Worst moment in FH2: Blind fired the 25 lb cannon, hit, tked full APC on other side of map, kicked.
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