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Title: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-03-2010, 19:03:21
Post your jokes that you think may cause some LOL's.

Number 1: The Warrior

Number 2:
One day a father decided to have a talk with his son:
-Son, you are almost 30. Isn't it about time you got married?
-I am, father, in two weeks.
-Who's the lucky one?
-Andrew, from the next door.
-You can't marry Andrew, son! He's a Democrat!
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 03-03-2010, 19:03:48
A man walks in to a bar and says ouch.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-03-2010, 20:03:35
Last night I went to the club and was dressed to kill...


...turban, sandles, rucksack, the whole getup.





How do you turn a washing machine into a snow plough? Give her a shovel.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-03-2010, 20:03:16
Want to hear a joke? OK:

"This thread is fun!"


Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 03-03-2010, 20:03:39
What's the difference between a jew and santa claus?

I won't finish the joke as it might get me banned, damn political correctness...
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 03-03-2010, 20:03:36
Girls want to borrow the Ferrari from her father.

Father says "You know what to do"
So she gets down and her knees and gives him a blowjob.

Next day she says "Dad can I borrow the Car. He replies "You know the drill". And down she goes.

It's weekend and she wants to borrow it again. So her dad shows her his pecker. She opens her mouth and goes like "ohh what the hell is that brown stuff."

Dad answers "Oh shit I forgot, your brother borrowed the car earlier"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-03-2010, 20:03:58
An infinite number of physicists walk into a bar.  The first one asks "I'll have a pint please," and the next says "I'll have half what he's having".  The remaining physicists concour with the second guy.

The landlord takes a long look down the line, pours 2 pints and tells them their all stupid.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-03-2010, 20:03:50
Hitler and his buddy fritz walk into a POW camp.

He stops by a British pilot
"How high can ze jump?"
""One meter.""
"Fritz,Grab and give him a bread, because he can jump one meter"
Being captured and then givin a bread. Food was scarce for prisoners
Hitler then goes to a Russian pilot
"How high can ze jump?"
""2 meters""
"Fritz! Grab and give zies man 2 breads! Because he can jump 2 meter!

The next person, an american pilot, overheard this conversation, and decided to take advantage of it
And he goes to Hitler

""Hitler! I can jump 4 meter!""
"Really? can you jump 4 meter?"
""Yes!!""
"Fritz! Grab a Rifle! He can jump over our fence!"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 03-03-2010, 20:03:33
A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach.  A beautiful woman walks by and asks him, "Have you ever been hugged before?"  The man says, "No..." and the woman gives him a great big bear hug, then walks away.  About an hour later, an even more beautiful woman walks up and asks him, "Have you been kissed before?"  The man again says, "No..." and the woman gives him a long, passionate kiss, then walks away.  About an hour later, the most beautiful woman the man has ever seen walks up and says, "Have you ever been fucked before?"  Sensing a pattern, the man gets excited and manages to stammer out, "No..."  The woman looks around, then looks back to the man and says, "Well, you are now, because the tide is coming in."  Then she walks away.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-03-2010, 21:03:20
A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach.  A beautiful woman walks by and asks him, "Have you ever been hugged before?"  The man says, "No..." and the woman gives him a great big bear hug, then walks away.  About an hour later, an even more beautiful woman walks up and asks him, "Have you been kissed before?"  The man again says, "No..." and the woman gives him a long, passionate kiss, then walks away.  About an hour later, the most beautiful woman the man has ever seen walks up and says, "Have you ever been fucked before?"  Sensing a pattern, the man gets excited and manages to stammer out, "No..."  The woman looks around, then looks back to the man and says, "Well, you are now, because the tide is coming in."  Then she walks away.

+1 iRep! Havent read that one before, most certainly amusing.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 03-03-2010, 21:03:51
That was the best joke so far.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the woman cross the road?

Better question is what was she doing out of the Kitchen?

Why are women's feet shorter?

So they can stand closer to the sink
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Sir Apple on 03-03-2010, 21:03:25
Obama stole a gold medal from a downhill skier. Obama said he took it because nobody has gone downhill faster them himself.


(thx mudra)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 03-03-2010, 21:03:47

My wife just found out she's adopted. She's devastated, & kept asking "Why didnt they want me?" I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me 2 make love 2 her, which led to more tears. On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" was a little insensitive.


Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in and cant believe she's doing so well.But has to ask her why she is wearing a leather jacket & a parka, she said! Er hellooo read the ****ing tin it says for best results put on 2 coats!

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits a car windscreen?

It's arse


Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.


In New York they named a street after Chuck Norris in recogninition for the many times he saved the city.
However, after thousands of deaths, they had to re-name the street.
NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris and lives!


A few from HLP forum
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 03-03-2010, 22:03:34
Kid and Mom in the Kitchen:

"Mommy ? Can i have the cookies please ?"
"Sure, they are on the cupboard"
"Can you please give them to me ?"
"No, get them yourself"
"But Mom, you know, i've got no arms"
"Well, no arms, no cookies"

Friend of mine told me that yesterday ...
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-03-2010, 22:03:00
two tomates crossed the road, one of them were run over. the other one said:
"come on, catch-up!"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Archimonday on 03-03-2010, 22:03:40
A man has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick, and he turns to his wife and asks:

- Want to give me a blow job?

to which she replys

- Strop trying to put words in my mouth.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 03-03-2010, 22:03:45
Kid and Mom in the Kitchen:

"Mommy ? Can i have the cookies please ?"
"Sure, they are on the cupboard"
"Can you please give them to me ?"
"No, get them yourself"
"But Mom, you know, i've got no arms"
"Well, no arms, no cookies"

Friend of mine told me that yesterday ...

I don't get it.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 03-03-2010, 23:03:51
This joke need a little explenation before I can post it.

This joke takes place in Poland during the cold war (behind iron curtain) when the whole block was piss poor and everything that was in the west was simply better - closest comparison Federal Republic of Germany.


"A boy sits on his dad lap and asks:
-Daddy can I ask you something?
-Why yes son, what is it?
-If we won the war why we don't live like in FRG?"

Really hard to throw it over the cultural gap.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 04-03-2010, 00:03:12
A blond chick walks into the Dry Cleaners and places a sweater on the counter. She asks the owner, "How long will it take to get this stain out?". The owner, a little old lady who didn't hear her clearly, asks, "Come again?" The blond chick blushes and says, "No, it's just mustard this time..."
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 04-03-2010, 01:03:01
A professor of mathematics sent an e-mail to his wife. It read:

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband


When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don't wait up.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 04-03-2010, 01:03:39
How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period?


She can taste the blood on her son's penis.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 04-03-2010, 01:03:50
How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period?


She can taste the blood on her son's penis.

hahaha that one was actually good :)



but so far, gotta agree with moose and fuchs, ionizers was best so far
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 04-03-2010, 02:03:51
 Olympics joke that I heard last week before the big Hockey game...


 "If we don't win the gold medal, we are going to burn Vancouver down to the ground with the Olympic flame"


 Or Stephen Colbert saying " Vancouver's Downtown Eastside (really poor and crime-ridden area) is one block of a failed socialist state"


edited for simple spelling mistake     
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-03-2010, 02:03:28
A British fighter pilot got downed over German occupied airspace and was captured by the Nazis on the ground. He was beaten up pretty bad in the dogfight and parachute landing, and they had to amputate his leg, so he begged them "Please, if you have to take my leg, can you drop it over my country next time you send a bombing mission?"

The Nazis figured there was no harm in it and the leg was dropped in the next raid.

A week later, his other leg succumbed to his injuries and had to be amputated, and again, he asked his captors to drop in over England on the next raid, and again they obliged.

The next week his arm succumbed to injuries and it was amputated. Again, he asked the German guards to have it dropped over England on the next raid. The German barked at him "Nein!"

The POW was shocked, "Why not? You've done it before!"

"Because," they guard said, "We think you're trying to escape..."

~ thanks to orion549
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-03-2010, 18:03:05
It made me giggle, Warrior, congrats.

Though after they dropped the first leg I vaguely saw it coming.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-03-2010, 17:03:16
Bump

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs464.snc3/25469_1416047329807_1491313844_31091762_6066080_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 31-03-2010, 17:03:32
2 haitians walked in a bar.








.. It collapsed.

Okay im sorry, bad joke :(
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-03-2010, 17:03:41
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 31-03-2010, 22:03:08
Good one flippy, made me giggle!
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 01-04-2010, 00:04:38
Q: What was the last thing to go through the pilot's mind when he crashed?

A: The engine.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-04-2010, 00:04:27
When I'm drinking, I only take one beer, because after that one beer I'll be a different man!

And he drinks rest of the beers.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-04-2010, 00:04:04
So a beaver walks into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke, but your moms a whore
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-04-2010, 01:04:35
So a beaver walks into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke, but your moms a whore

post of the year for me! lulz!  :D

it's like "what's the difference between your mum and an apple? Your mums a slag."


Q: what do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: take it for a drag

A paedophile and a young boy were walking through the woods late at night.
The boy looks up at the paedophile and says "but mister, I'm scared..."
The paedophile looks back at the boy and says, "think yourself lucky I've got to walk out of here on my own".

[senses ban hammer]



Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-04-2010, 01:04:34
<Bad joke>
What do you get if you eat uranium?
Atomic ache.
</Bad joke>
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 01-04-2010, 07:04:21
Joke 1
A young female intern, an elderly female diplomat, Ariel Sharon and Arafat are standing in a train when it passes under an alcove - Everything goes dark... Everyone hears two distinct sounds, a kiss and a slap

Once the train emerges, Arafat is seen clasping his sore cheek with a comical look on his face. Being diplomatic no one says a word, but these are their thoughts:

Elderly woman: Poor fool, he must have tried to kiss the young intern and got slapped
Young Intern: Poor fool, he must have tried to kiss the old lady thinking it was me and got slapped
Arafat: What the hell happened?
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2008/05/29/arafat.gif)
Sharon: tihihi! I cannot wait for the next alcove to make kissing sounds and slap Arafat
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 01-04-2010, 08:04:55
Once there was three axis leaders, Hitler, Mussolini and Mannerheim.
They all argued whose men were bravest:

Mussolini said to his solider to climb to a tower and jump down. Italian solider did it and broke his neck.

Hitler said to his solider to climb even higher tower during allied air raid and jump down. German solider did it, broke his neck and got a bunch of bullet holes.

Mannerheim said to his solider to also climb high tower and jump down. Finnish solider said "Hell no, jump yourself".

Who was actually the bravest...
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 01-04-2010, 12:04:15
So a Judge let a rabbit loose into the woods and had the FBI, CIA and NYPD on the job

The FBI go in first, come out an hour later and tell the judge
"We found the rabbit, but it had broken no known federal laws so we turned it loose"
The Judge responded
"You idiots, you didn't find the rabbit!"

The CIA go in next, come out an 30minutes later and tell the judge
"We found the rabbit, but don't worry, we made it a double-agent so we've turned it loose"
The Judge responds
"You idiots, you didn't find the rabbit!"

The NYPD go in third...
5minutes later, a big brown bear comes running out beating and blue and thumping its chest declaring,
"I confess, I'm a rabbit! I am a rabbit!!"

Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-04-2010, 15:04:21
(http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1538/babboons.jpg) (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 01-04-2010, 17:04:52
Jeez, you guys and your sense of humour... ::)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2010, 02:04:11
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/302484754_8ad3ef6b81_o.jpg)
This totally made my day.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 03-04-2010, 02:04:03
I wonder whether they realised it when they created that thing
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 03:04:13
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halolz-dot-com-sonicthehedgehog-supermariobros-princesspeach-fasterthanmario.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Kev4000 on 03-04-2010, 04:04:54
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-04-2010, 04:04:13
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
+1 iRep :)
Don't tell me what it means... I don't want to hear.


Oh wait, tell me, i'm bored.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-04-2010, 06:04:09
A plane with german paratroopers above Greece.

The instructor guides every single parachutist to the door and pushes him out.

"Come on , come on , come on !" "We dont have time to mess around !"

"Out with you cowards!" "Come on ! The next one ! go go go!"

But one of them resists to jump by all means. He kicks punches and screams, tries to stem his legs against the doorframe.

"Out with you !" "We have no time for cowards !"

At last, the instructor gives him a kick and he flies out of the door...

The remaining parachutists start to laugh..

"You think that was funny or what ?"

"Funny ? , yes indeed sir.....that was the pilot"
Then this one....

Guy: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic"
Father: "Well, I do not see anythign wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war"
Guy: "But Father, I collected rent from for every week that he stayed"
Father: "Well, that is not a good deed, but it was for a good cause, so that is fine."
Guy: "... but Father.... should I tell him the war is over?"

ALSO....
The leutnant says to the feldwebel :

"That guy over there is pretty good"

"Yes indeed, but i have a feeling that we should better check his personal background"

"Why ?"

"After every shot he carefully removes his fingerprints from the rifle"


-thanks to b-17engineer
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2010, 12:04:47


(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6z/2ah/3544/38882/normal_702811430.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/zn/c9z/9zyb/109063/normal_702770047.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-04-2010, 19:04:46
ha, good post Thor xD
Title: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 22:04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGa6uxSp5o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGa6uxSp5o)

But more importantly: a thread for any of those funny pictures you find.

I'll start with a couple:

(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/544/12696891741051.jpg)
(http://media.fukung.net/images/5396/bandofclowns.gif)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/zero1212/Ignorance.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2010, 22:04:30
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/302484754_8ad3ef6b81_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2010, 22:04:57
my view on religion=
(http://api.ning.com/files/rbgO-eVQnzDEG2LQsP3YK9*dKPaDx-ywu-rPcerLF*GkSH2Up7Y1fzhJqXMH-wU5qIs3Iv2zbb0D5qrW18It85m5JxGD90RO/atheism_motivational_poster_41.jpg)


oh and this one
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/Shc2uy19XmI/AAAAAAAAEwU/nXjVPeoe4ys/s800/25-motivational-posters-part-II-myspace.jpg)

*woman
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 22:04:50
(http://www.lunaran.com/pics/bobocomoehdrttb2usoa.jpg)
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/yo_dawg_macs.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Piuneer/1264365199274.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-04-2010, 22:04:00
It evolves into Arbok, fool.

Obrak backwords is Karbo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Fuchs on 03-04-2010, 22:04:40
The Ignorance motivational is an awesome comic, most people probably know it but.. Gone With The Blastwave. Completely my humor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 22:04:45
It evolves into Arbok, fool.

Obrak backwords is Karbo.
I know that, obviously the person who made the pic knew that too but had a 'moment' while making it - all the letters are there but in the wrong order.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Ts4EVER on 03-04-2010, 22:04:59
(http://www.abload.de/img/dino8oxi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: ajappat on 03-04-2010, 23:04:29
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/qg/tk/r7c/183674/699901411.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2010, 23:04:18
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/qg/tk/r7c/183674/699901411.jpg)
This must be the best thing i ever saw on the internet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-04-2010, 23:04:18
The Ignorance motivational is an awesome comic, most people probably know it but.. Gone With The Blastwave. Completely my humor.
Does anyone besides me remember how McGibs was planning on a comic, which was to be called Cannon Fodder, with a similar plot but a cool and influenced by the 20th century, comic?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: ajappat on 03-04-2010, 23:04:26
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/693611310.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 03:04:12
Really? a thread with stuff found on the internet? I was thinking of this a week ago, but restrained myself (thought "might be too spammy;) )

I will try to show some restraint, I have found so many hilarious/weird things that it would fill the whole thread.


I'd like to show this one though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-P8PxfOtYY

A japanese commercial, for some kind of chicken-chips/crisps?
To this day, it is among the weirdest things I have ever seen on the net. But they have really succeeded with the commercial, I SERIOUSLY get mezmerized by it! yesterday I watched it 10 times in a row. The music, the dog, the dancing, the general weirdness, the confusion....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2010, 03:04:36
The hell?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: SJonni on 04-04-2010, 03:04:47
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/markduke/default/lmao--large-msg-126240859989.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Moose on 04-04-2010, 03:04:19
I don't know if it's videos Ted. Its mor like silly pictures like this, which I am laughing a bunch!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 05:04:11
Ah okay :) but admit it was weird!

okay some pics then, here are some I found lying around in my bookmarks.
Enjoy! I sure did

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/90a64a24c7a0e6ebdf1a28a560f221c8.jpg)

(http://keboch.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/imagesspider-20as-20payment.gif)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/lpxxfaintxx/leftgroup.jpg)

(http://pics.stileproject.com/rnd/img/feceschart.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2010, 16:04:23
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/when-youll-shit-it-shit-bricks-mindfuck-demotivational-poster-1220900204.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GZX4I.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimbo056/Banned_From_K-Mart.jpg)
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t22/DougOOT/logicfail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: siben on 04-04-2010, 16:04:58
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23530_378523739035_821309035_3556018_5367978_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23530_378523714035_821309035_3556017_7072302_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs035.snc3/12317_1338679424767_1164574637_30987583_1373410_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-04-2010, 16:04:51
This thread....is made of pure win! Keep those pics coming!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 16:04:35
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6192/namnlsi.png)

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/70c158af0907be4cda56366b0fff5a3b.jpg)

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/c5530fc58dd789ccdbb31403a97e89a8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: sn00x on 04-04-2010, 16:04:04
(http://whybenormal.today.com/files/2009/06/teamwork-motivational-poster.jpg)
(http://www.ashland-city.k12.oh.us/staff/bespield/images/lunch%20bunch%20motivational%20poster%201.jpg)
(http://www.v1r4l.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/222922d1244193397-de-motivational-posters-shoulder-cookie-575x460.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Invincible on 04-04-2010, 16:04:32
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimbo056/Banned_From_K-Mart.jpg)

hahah indeed win! this one is very inspirational!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2010, 17:04:03
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129144614332424537.jpg)
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5868/1260440273225.jpg)
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35000/Keith-Richards--35000.jpg)
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wipa10.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Josh094 on 04-04-2010, 17:04:06
Nice thread. I suppose I should contribute. :\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: :| Hi on 04-04-2010, 17:04:06
I don't know if the "Curious George" books are/were popular in europe but

(http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/264018-SandStone/18/19/why_so_curious_george_display.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Josh094 on 04-04-2010, 17:04:04
I don't know if the "Curious George" books are/were popular in europe but

(http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/264018-SandStone/18/19/why_so_curious_george_display.jpg)

I don't know if they are/were popular here but I'm still aware of it :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 04-04-2010, 18:04:16
Ohmygosh ! Right thread for me .. I got a whole folder in the desktop where i collect funny pictures :P

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-04-2010, 20:04:52
(http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mac_pc_spy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2010, 20:04:48
Ohmygosh ! Right thread for me .. I got a whole folder in the desktop where i collect funny pictures :P

<3 the Far Side.   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: :| Hi on 04-04-2010, 20:04:57
(http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mac_pc_spy.jpg)

lmfao, thats a good one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 21:04:56
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-avatar-plot-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2010, 21:04:52
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4711/r3812647092.jpg)
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1559/r3513974236.jpg)

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/466/1255674250326.jpg)

(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5019/epicfailcareerfairfail.jpg)

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6436/1255071618761.jpg)

(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8862/1255668669665.jpg)


(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/623/1251482334285.jpg)

(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4448/1253407587nek0gamigcrrr.jpg)

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6931/18563846054193511602573.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-04-2010, 01:04:20
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs513.snc3/26963_102143873161036_100000962708307_12300_6426476_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 05-04-2010, 01:04:54
OK guys here's my first batch of contributions, many and exceedingly random!

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6919/tenniscat.png)
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7131/llamah.jpg)
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5204/sstrokeofthepeople.gif)
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1817/hayguys2.jpg)
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5418/gaspriceslolomgwtf.jpg)
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8596/gandalfak47.jpg)
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9413/epicfailt.jpg)
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9514/donotsetyourselfonfirea.jpg)
(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9915/confusinganidiot.png)
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/12/capt9a9a3fa9940e4c97a5b.jpg)
(http://img144.imageshack.us/i/antifagkittenmissile.jpg)
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9411/8531manlyessenceposters.jpg)
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1641/att1180303.jpg)

THERE edited. Stupid imageshack.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-04-2010, 01:04:32
Also invisible.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 05-04-2010, 02:04:23
Also invisible.
Fixed. Image shack added a random "/" to the end of my links, thus breaking them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Kubador on 05-04-2010, 02:04:29
(http://i.imgur.com/Q3JcX.jpg)
(http://jeskanola.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/monorail-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 05-04-2010, 02:04:43
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/bansheetail210.jpg)
USN plane that landed on the wrong carrier.

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/Chineseknockoffswisswatch.jpg)
Chinese knockoff watch.

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/StephenHawking.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/YouCannotPass.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/darwin.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/roosterversusvelociraptor.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/zlhdwtnzodde.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2010, 12:04:49
(http://api.ning.com/files/GSADGh2o4Z6AMFkQWkLEI*zHG3twA4Stj*udWn*paa863hYGjR0KXQQAk2HQGymx/behead.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2010, 12:04:48
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/g6/82a/0dcx/24850/341042326.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: worldwar2freak on 05-04-2010, 14:04:41
oh wow...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2010, 14:04:08
(http://www.singaporeolevelmaths.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/irrational-pi.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 05-04-2010, 15:04:37
Thats awesome. :D

"Get paid by awesome finnish social system" XD


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Timmay9/11 on 05-04-2010, 17:04:06
USN plane that landed on the wrong carrier.

funny
please tell us the whole story  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Miklas on 05-04-2010, 19:04:30
A guy selling his car:
(http://i42.tinypic.com/125t3ef.jpg)

About the Georgia conflict:
(http://i40.tinypic.com/ic8fwk.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: siben on 05-04-2010, 19:04:33
(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2009-09-14-Menace.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Natty on 05-04-2010, 20:04:47
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e285/Natty_Wallo/michaaaAAAAAA.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 05-04-2010, 20:04:47
(http://www.extratextual.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/michael-jackson-home-alone-with-mcauley-culkin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2010, 21:04:18
(http://www.pedobaer.org/pedobaer/pedobear-holland.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 05-04-2010, 21:04:33
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/ebatttt.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/avatar.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/2fd924b90fb0.jpg)

Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: fh_spitfire on 05-04-2010, 22:04:12
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Damn you Kev, do you want to kill most fh2 fans so nobody will play the game? :P

@Thorondor: awesome ^^

EDIT: To make this post not-spammy one:

IT technician's wife tels him to go to a shop:
"buy sausages and if they have eggs, buy ten."
the guy walks into the shop and asks:
"are there any eggs?"
"yes" says the grocer
"so give me 10 sausages"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 05-04-2010, 22:04:48
Joke 1: America
Joke 2: Women's rights
Joke 3: A man walks into a bar, he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 05-04-2010, 22:04:54
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/FrenchArmyKnife.jpg)

French Army Knife ;D  (no offence to frenchmen, it was just funny, i guess most have seen it before too)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 05-04-2010, 22:04:45
Joke 2: Women's rights

This?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__2LHSX7H5P0/SvM1yy2FZ8I/AAAAAAAAAik/v2h57oajf70/s400/Im-a-woman-and-I-have-rights-LOL-500x321.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: fh_spitfire on 05-04-2010, 22:04:37
Just reminded myself another one:

physicist, mathematician and biologist are watching a house. Once 2 people enter the house, a short while after that, 3 people leave.
Biologist: "they reproducted!"
physicist: "no, that's a measurement error"
mathematician: "if one more person enters the house, it will be empty"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-04-2010, 22:04:20
Joke and I went on the internet topics merged.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 05-04-2010, 22:04:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY&feature=player_embedded#at=183

Top 20: 5 second films

My favorites, Renegade Pervert and Flip a baby
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 05-04-2010, 22:04:36
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4100/besoffenaufklo.jpg) (http://img714.imageshack.us/i/besoffenaufklo.jpg/)

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9035/autschc.jpg) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/autschc.jpg/)

netherlands like russia:

(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9665/cimg0157q.jpg) (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/cimg0157q.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-04-2010, 22:04:25
Lol'd! Free Stalin. Should be stalling to park your bicycle  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-04-2010, 00:04:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RexQLrcqwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAfl2RmAZc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 06-04-2010, 00:04:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RexQLrcqwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAfl2RmAZc
I consider this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM

To be a real challenger for the best python sketch!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-04-2010, 01:04:59
(http://granitegrok.com/pix/men_women_buy_pants_diagram.jpg)
(http://rhinestonearmadillo.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54efdf1128833011570096132970b-800wi)
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/80%20Interesting%20Comparison.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256721442626.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Piuneer/ShowCover.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256267522090.png)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256342736149.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256322375620.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: worldwar2freak on 06-04-2010, 02:04:41
How do I place my pictures? I cant figure it out....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-04-2010, 02:04:32
Once uploaded to some site (I.e. Imageshack) click the small picture above the  ;) :D smily faces and insert the link to the photo, or you can put [img]insertlink here [@/img] without the @
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 06-04-2010, 17:04:11
NSFW! - Apache overkill in Iraq  (Apols didn't know where else to put this, would like people to watch it, but doesn't need it's own thread.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0)

how the hell is this funny?
its the worst shit i have seen in ages and i wish those focktards in the appache get busted for that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-04-2010, 17:04:59
I made the thread, I say its for funny stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 06-04-2010, 17:04:02
removed it then.  sorry.


done here.  fuck this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 06-04-2010, 19:04:17
removed it then.  sorry.


done here.  fuck this
You're not alone. I think it's mixed "fun/fascinating/interesting".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 06-04-2010, 20:04:44
Good Python sketch: Merchant Banker --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhb0XII93I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 06-04-2010, 23:04:52
Here are a few, not sure how mnay you've seen before...
(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/whofish.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/reindeer_revenge.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/indianmoon.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/mouse1.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/bizzaro-1.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/epic-fail-financial-advice-fail.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/dummy.gif)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/brainstorm.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 06-04-2010, 23:04:55
That last one is the best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 06-04-2010, 23:04:13
That last one is the best.
I agree :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 07-04-2010, 01:04:33
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFkQ/SXgJM94MboI/AAAAAAAAHGI/sMFk2_oD2yI/s400/your-mom-is-a-whore.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-04-2010, 12:04:20
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs444.ash1/24487_115466668465249_100000057490822_273481_353765_n.jpg)



(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs445.snc3/25547_1297364627273_1025087622_696189_2858438_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 07-04-2010, 12:04:05
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/myfavoritepicture.gif)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/e0610306b8e6.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_74a697ea.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-04-2010, 14:04:05
O... noooo...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 07-04-2010, 16:04:54
nice nick erna solberg ;D

or are you realy erna ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 07-04-2010, 17:04:42
hehe I'm an Erna, but not Solberg :)
and I guess you're Norwegian since you know who Erna Solberg is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SirGutz on 07-04-2010, 19:04:11
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2748/4495993800_4d3052835c_o.jpg)

(http://asset.soup.io/asset/0771/3018_93b4_480.jpeg)

(http://www.bf-games.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/kritisch.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-04-2010, 19:04:08
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5922/4382.jpg)
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5916/4379.jpg)


Hehe, yeah, Phun for the win. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-04-2010, 19:04:38
(http://i.imgur.com/EPXkY.jpg)
That furry is a spy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 07-04-2010, 19:04:05
 A Swede walks with a duck under his arm.
 A random bypasser say: " What are you supposed to do with that ape? "
 The swede say: "Its not an ape, its a duck "
 The random bypasser say: " I wasnt talking to you "

 (ive heard the joke with a swede, of course any nationality you wanna make fun of could replace it)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 07-04-2010, 19:04:48
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/dumb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-04-2010, 20:04:32
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050511132059/uncyclopedia/images/8/8e/BibleWarningLabel.jpg)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081221181613/uncyclopedia/images/f/f3/Furryfucks.jpg)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091021154020/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/44/Xboxhal.jpg/250px-Xboxhal.jpg)
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091231171144/uncyclopedia/images/a/a0/Lol.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 07-04-2010, 21:04:50
I just gotta re-post Thorondor's picture

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6z/2ah/3544/38882/normal_702811430.jpg)

Mainly because real life part is so damn true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-04-2010, 22:04:33
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/holocast666/Aoushot1.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/ZombiePickle333/anti%20emo%20stuff/stupid.jpg)
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5832/balloonsor4.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/traffic.gif)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1210127795670.jpg)
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg217/MaBo123/lenin_ball.jpg)
(http://rptd.ch/misc/easucks.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-04-2010, 18:04:00
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs495.snc3/27025_107290415975185_100000826824929_63672_2896309_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs448.snc3/25680_379699514035_821309035_3587881_1367486_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-04-2010, 23:04:47
This happend years ago during the n00bstories days of C&C Renegade. When playing that game purely for the awesome guys in the community.MUDKIPS, was the most epic of them all
Darkdragon was like a 21 year old guy who hated the rest of the world(he said it himself) never left the house, did nothing but spamming and such.
Anyway, one day he said he freaked out so much, he FLIPPED a car!!

so this came


(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8963/epickips.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-04-2010, 15:04:04
First off, the glorious German Brumbar :D

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1712/1267565403541.jpg)
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1128/1265664831502.jpg)
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7012/1265665909073.jpg)
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7978/1267980402158.jpg)
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/109/1270725356056.jpg)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5224/1270724234866.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 10-04-2010, 18:04:57
US Military one was rather not funny....because a lot of them are NOT on welfare, in matter of fact a lot of them do have other jobs, and telling the ones that don't to get a job in an economy where it's hard to get a job, is just lame. Probably the most simplistic thing i've seen in a while. Ungrateful. I know of a lot more government officials that use our tax money and do a lot more dicking around than our soldiers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 10-04-2010, 18:04:59
Yeah, I didn't really get the humour in that one...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-04-2010, 20:04:16
Well yeah, sorry then, i think its funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 10-04-2010, 20:04:01
I think it was alitte funny, but the last part about getting a job was unnecesarry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 10-04-2010, 20:04:48
I guess videos don't "belong" here, but anyway :) I love this one:

American vs Swedish recruitment ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8



The american is so incredibly cheesy :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-04-2010, 21:04:38
It sure is.


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs472.ash1/25905_1409897764921_1156788380_1186554_806715_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 10-04-2010, 22:04:25
I guess videos don't "belong" here, but anyway :) I love this one:

American vs Swedish recruitment ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8



The american is so incredibly cheesy :P
The description for that YouTube video has always annoyed me.
IMHO its more like "Patriotism or Compassion?" instead of "Patriotism or Fear?".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2010, 22:04:43
Typical US comments aswel

But one guy his comment is the pure truth

powerman199 USA; I'll fight for my country
Sweden; I'll help other countries 5   1 dag geleden

And this guy

atosafi1 Sweden has a small military and doesn't like bloodshed, instead we put all our money into education, healthcare and other governemnt funded programs and our people have good lives.
America is bankrupt, stuck in 2 wars, lobbyists and oil companies rule the country and your people suffer from segregation, poverty etc.
You should be kissing China's ass for lending you money, not selling weapons to their enemies
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 11-04-2010, 00:04:21
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/568321657.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 11-04-2010, 00:04:47
Uh...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 00:04:59
Too soon dude, maybe in a year or 2....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 11-04-2010, 00:04:51
That's way too early. 4chan takes the best of you mate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 11-04-2010, 00:04:52
So god damn sensitive.

(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7066/cleverman.jpg) (http://img181.imageshack.us/i/cleverman.jpg/)

(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1705/1270694958276.png) (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/1270694958276.png/)

(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5207/1270934145642.jpg) (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/1270934145642.jpg/)

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1327/hahahahahag.jpg) (http://img80.imageshack.us/i/hahahahahag.jpg/)

(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6066/lololcv.png) (http://img710.imageshack.us/i/lololcv.png/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 11-04-2010, 01:04:30

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/epic-fail-financial-advice-fail.jpg)


 :D mas 38
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 11-04-2010, 02:04:04
I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 11:04:15
Right. It's a very sick joke, and the joke is certainly on me ...

But while looking for 'angel teddybear' (dont ask) I was unfortunate enough to stumble upon this news link.
Let's just say, some things cannot be un-seen ... :-X

NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK 18+ (http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/25/buck-angel-too-much-man-or-is-it-too-much-woman-for-porn.aspx)  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2010, 11:04:50
MY EYES


MY EYES
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 11-04-2010, 11:04:12
That just killed my libido for the whole next week...thanks -.-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 11-04-2010, 11:04:37
Aww dude. That's messed up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-04-2010, 12:04:16
Poke my eyes out
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 11-04-2010, 12:04:15
What the hell...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 12:04:39
I'm giggling like a schoolgirl now... hi-hi-hi.....I told you the joke was on me  8) epic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2010, 12:04:12
I'm giggling like a schoolgirl now... hi-hi-hi.....I told you the joke was on me  8) epic!
You made us all loose any sense of taste in woman for the next week
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 12:04:45
All? ^^








The internet has made me immune to this kind of things i am afraid :s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 12:04:05
That's way too early. 4chan takes the best of you mate.

You have a bad view on 4chan my friend, its a nice place where people help and support each other.
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4306/25ssho8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2010, 13:04:41
4chan special!!


(http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/4chan5.jpg)
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3192/4chanfullofnormalpeopleom6.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 13:04:05
Alright then, let me upload some stuff.
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/7200/11wgiug.jpg)
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8006/2556khl.jpg)
(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8573/25284376291588639745158.jpg)
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2633/k4tcj.jpg)
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5211/a2qbkijpg.png)
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4679/1266790532190.png)
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2946/4chanlol.jpg)
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3286/15zscw2.jpg)
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/738/23484374490958639745158.jpg)
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7826/1270727010781.jpg)
This tread is pure WIN :D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-04-2010, 13:04:01
4Chan is bigger then The Beatles and Jesus combined
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-04-2010, 15:04:46
All? ^^

The internet has made me immune to this kind of things i am afraid :s
Yeah seriously :P what's the big deal. That's not even close to the "worst" i've seen, plus it's old.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-04-2010, 15:04:40
Please describe it so my youthful eyes remain untainted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-04-2010, 15:04:53
a butch man with a vagina instead of a penis
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-04-2010, 19:04:28
Some exciting new footage of Hitler that has recently been restored..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ed5fBHHVU&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 19:04:37
Haha...so bad it's funny I guess...

I liked this sketch of them too, they talk English with a dutch accent and to my utter surprise it's not far off :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRfluaMKoOY&feature=fvw

It's mixed up occasionally with russian and a tad of german, but 80% is very credible English as spoken by many dutchies...thumbs up! (too bad it aint funny)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 22:04:43
you have to be a cat-person to understand and fully appreciate the look on this feline's face :

(http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/micro-pigs1.jpg)

w-t-f utter confusion ! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-04-2010, 22:04:34
Hooray for cats!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 11-04-2010, 22:04:59
:>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 01:04:42
(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/cookie-monster-bookie.jpg)

(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/jack-vs-ronald.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 01:04:59
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 01:04:14
(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/stretch-limo-bump.jpg)

(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/holy-water.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 12-04-2010, 01:04:19
whats /b/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 01:04:20
dear god you opened the floodgates
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 12-04-2010, 01:04:37
Rules 1 and 2, gentlemen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 12-04-2010, 01:04:38
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-04-2010, 01:04:52
His name is still the cookie monster.  Just now he mentions that you shouldn't gorge yourself on cookies 24/7.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 02:04:04
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 02:04:54
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 12-04-2010, 02:04:45
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D
Oh please. Do you know anyone that eats cookies 24/7 because this big blue thing does that has no similar human characteristics...

@ The Warrior. Yeah...The US Government, I believe, or the society of American Obese People....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-04-2010, 02:04:54
Rules 1 and 2, gentlemen.
I'm not sure what rules 1 and 2 are, but listen to mudra.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 02:04:03
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D

so let's purge the senate then.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 02:04:04
I was being quite sarcastic but anyway:

(http://www.funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=YahooAnswersGaytest.jpg)

(http://www.whatbosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/why-is-my-girlfriend-unhappy-yahoo-answers.jpg)

(http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rimjob-fail.jpg)

(http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yahoo-answers-small-pinus-fail.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/525435/80685464.jpg)-Discrimination >:(

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cheerleader-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 12-04-2010, 04:04:55
Yaknow, its people like that cheerleader who I just really want to meet, like door to door preachers and the like. I'd wait for them to make a baseless assertion, and then just raise my right eyebrow 5 millimeters and ask "why." I would continue doing this after every blustering, baseless assertion they make until they just stumble to a stop and wander off, confused.

Sadly, I never seem to meet such people. They just leave pamphlets under my front door and wander off.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 12-04-2010, 08:04:44
Yaknow, its people like that cheerleader who I just really want to meet, like door to door preachers and the like. I'd wait for them to make a baseless assertion, and then just raise my right eyebrow 5 millimeters and ask "why." I would continue doing this after every blustering, baseless assertion they make until they just stumble to a stop and wander off, confused.

Sadly, I never seem to meet such people. They just leave pamphlets under my front door and wander off.
That is the best epic strategy. Just keep asking "Why?" until their heads blow up!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2010, 09:04:01
I was being quite sarcastic but anyway:


(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cheerleader-fail.jpg)
Yes.

i must take this woman to airsoft.

"Ok like, what i need to do?"
""Go to that flag""
"Ok like ok this sport better be like awesome"
""Ok boys, Take aim.Aim for the ass. Face is also good. Legs aswel. Visible parts she must shown and such during cheerleading.""
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 12-04-2010, 14:04:48
whats /b/
dear god you opened the floodgates
Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief. You may call me /b/.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 21:04:05
if you made that up, I will imaginary rep you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 12-04-2010, 22:04:30
if you made that up, I will imaginary rep you.
Copied it from urbandictionary, but the joke started at home in /b/ where there are over 9000 versions of it circulating. Considering that V for Vendetta came out at least 100 years ago and Anonymous* became associated with the iconic Guy Fawkes mask way back then, it's inevitable that someone would have done the treatment years ago as well.

*) Aha! To be astounded! An army of assholes, an association armed with an arsenal of asinine ambiguously adult anonymii. This ambidextrous armada, no mere attack force is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. Assuming the collective affliction has not atrophied, another day of ardent Internet argument arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of Internet anonymity, all annoying assertations may be announced with reckless abandon. The armored amplifiers of info, the antithesis of approbates, aided and abetted by all things arbitrary. Apology? Do not forgive, do not forget. Alas I am all aflutter. After the anticipation... you may call me Anonymous.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 22:04:02
alliteration is a sophisticated prose, IMO. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 23:04:28
alliteration is a sophisticated prose, IMO. 
I don't think so, but that's just me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-04-2010, 04:04:56
More funny, less talky!

Quote
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice calling from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, whereupon the gunfire breaks out and continues - then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians".

Furiously, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, then again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians".

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle shooting, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out, a terrible battle is being fought...
Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and his dying words to his commander are: "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-04-2010, 08:04:21
A Real-Life Fh2 forumer

(http://www.johnnywander.com/files/comics/151.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-04-2010, 10:04:39
More funny, less talky!

Quote
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice calling from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, whereupon the gunfire breaks out and continues - then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians".

Furiously, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, then again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians".

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle shooting, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out, a terrible battle is being fought...
Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and his dying words to his commander are: "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them".
HAHA   that one is actually funny

FINNISH BIAS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 13-04-2010, 16:04:45
(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129087992664053843.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-04-2010, 16:04:04
Thats what you get from all those donald duck cartoons.




(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs428.ash1/23697_416653575922_559120922_5652949_112_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs370.snc3/23780_114732375219681_100000487565995_226246_5573518_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-04-2010, 16:04:17
I got the same birthday as Tom Hanks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-04-2010, 16:04:56
I bet he gets better presents then you :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-04-2010, 18:04:16
(http://imgfave.lg1x8z.simplecdn.net/image_cache/125968068245199.jpeg)
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/b/4/db4a12b8fa8a5e10d6d2c305355da792.gif)
(http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-sign-bathroom-mrapplegate-pic.jpg)
(http://lostintangent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/funny-giraffe-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-04-2010, 21:04:35
this one is bad and you are a bad person if you laugh at it.

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/mzeBONE/BackToTheFutureII.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-04-2010, 00:04:53
I got the same birthday as Tom Hanks.

I have the same birthday as Erwin Rommel, not year wise of course but november 15
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 14-04-2010, 00:04:12
I have the same birthday as William Shatner!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-04-2010, 00:04:36
I have the same birthday as William Shatner!
I don't think we can top that :D

I was born exactly 15 years after Erich von Manstein died :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-04-2010, 00:04:34
I have the same birthday as Willy Messerschmitt.

Also:
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/pro_skills.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-04-2010, 01:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB-Dominals!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 14-04-2010, 04:04:01
Right around 00:30 is what i want you to see

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/dog-street-siege/xcdzbvm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-04-2010, 05:04:28
(http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/anatidaephobia.PNG)

The original comic that created the phobia of Anatidaephobia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 14-04-2010, 07:04:06
(http://ppens.com/images/random/anatidaephobia.PNG)

The original comic that created the phobia of Anatidaephobia
I remember that one. The Far Side is the shit!
The one I posted is a bit more ironic though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 14-04-2010, 10:04:08
Right around 00:30 is what i want you to see

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/dog-street-siege/xcdzbvm

HOLLY! :o hahahaha I wish I could do that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-04-2010, 18:04:45
(http://ppens.com/images/random/anatidaephobia.PNG)

The original comic that created the phobia of Anatidaephobia
I remember that one. The Far Side is the shit!
The one I posted is a bit more ironic though.

True, considering for the Far Side, the duck is meant to be noticed ;)

I have the complete collection on my bookshelf <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-04-2010, 18:04:44
Try to find what is wrong with this one :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs452.snc3/25895_1387975255958_1129368130_1208528_7460406_n.jpg)
Sing it with the pokemon theme song in mind :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs365.snc3/23545_386102637490_582127490_3759302_5499211_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs457.ash1/25119_110847998948855_100000709663754_118936_2161090_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 14-04-2010, 18:04:31
Not sure I like the hitler one....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 14-04-2010, 19:04:44
Gary Larson is awesome, think i have all of his stuff aswell. Imo he is the Monty Python of comics  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 15-04-2010, 00:04:27
Yay Depressing Comic Week!

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/DCW4_firetruck.png)

If these seem too cruel to you, just tell me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-04-2010, 03:04:14
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129144352232291703.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 15-04-2010, 10:04:53
Ladies, I don't want you to remind you that this forum is hosted on german server and nazi, hitler, swastica etc. references are a no-no. I mean the 4chan hitler siben has posted, better modify it pal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-04-2010, 10:04:26
The only thing i can see wrong with it is the swastika drawing, but it is in a historical context. The song is not banned so i don't think i did anything wrong. And you guys should not laugh because it is a song about Hitler, you should laugh (or cry) because their is actuality someone out there that took the time to make it. Its a bit like WTF?

Anyway, some more.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs365.snc3/23545_386292327490_582127490_3761729_1109327_n.jpg)

Mattress king, all our products are tested by "professionals"
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs409.snc3/24752_383003304397_737444397_3882934_1402844_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-04-2010, 10:04:42
WHAHAHAHA of the Matrassenkoning one!!!

Brilliant!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 15-04-2010, 11:04:40
'all our matresses are tested by PROFESSIONALS' is what it says basically ;)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 15-04-2010, 12:04:13
I have the same birthday as Willy Messerschmitt.

I have the same birthday as Iris Chang...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-04-2010, 12:04:38
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ol/m8/od9v/38657/705712235.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-04-2010, 15:04:00
(http://absolutelytrue.com.s67143.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/seagull.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 15-04-2010, 15:04:56
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/fr.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-04-2010, 15:04:03
Ok, i am not sure where to post this without making a new topic but because i wanted to start my post with "i went on the internet and found this" i will just put it here. Real or fake? i have no idea, but i have never seen it before. It seems to have a panzer 3 turret, but the rest looks Russian. anyone have any idea what it could be?
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5224/tttt8bm9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-04-2010, 15:04:27
(http://www.demotivatorblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/iliketo.ae9niks5kjs4woso0480w80go.ap2qhjyqp08cgc0c80ss4cco4.th.jpeg)
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2149/1231722001536wd2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/cb99/elephant-ride-500.jpg)
(http://mybfolder.org/albums/_SPORT/1212489268784ss4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 15-04-2010, 16:04:14
Ok, i am not sure where to post this without making a new topic but because i wanted to start my post with "i went on the internet and found this" i will just put it here. Real or fake? i have no idea, but i have never seen it before. It seems to have a panzer 3 turret, but the rest looks Russian. anyone have any idea what it could be?
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5224/tttt8bm9.jpg)

I'm just guessing here but it looks Chech to me...turret certainly is not from PZIII. Repost it in the ww2 thread? Thats where it belongs...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-04-2010, 16:04:00
That is only for pictures taken DURING ww2. but i will do so anyway.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 15-04-2010, 16:04:18
(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/whos-the-man-assassins-creed-enzio-tom-clancy-spinter-cell-metal-gear-solid-snake-batman-robin-team-fortress-spy.jpg)

i must say archam asylum was great fun and i didnt expect that at all
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 15-04-2010, 17:04:14
Quite funny website: http://www.sloganizer.net/
                             http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

When you add your nickname  ;D
«Sie verlangen Präzision und Eleganz Sie wählen Radetzky.»             
«Komm nach Haus ins Radetzky-Land.»
«Ohne Radetzky würde die Welt ganz anders aussehen.»
«Radetzky - a safe place in an unsafe world!»
«And on the eighth day, god created Radetzky.»
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-04-2010, 18:04:41
(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/03/funny-pictures-firefox-crash-snow.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/1266166583059e53i.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/13642191706757531727113vyq.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/376-braeunungh688.jpg)

And on a special note, this is what spam has turned our very own Warbear into:

(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/02/dd-4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 16-04-2010, 04:04:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7NgLArJidY&playnext_from=TL&videos=82Kd5xg_tJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7NgLArJidY&playnext_from=TL&videos=82Kd5xg_tJc)

There's a reason this was banned somewhere.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 16-04-2010, 06:04:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QlGj_GPPi4&playnext_from=TL&videos=aJtPIeRb_1o

I cant stop laughing!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-04-2010, 13:04:02
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23564_415160559609_591209609_5227071_2133140_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs365.snc3/23564_415167849609_591209609_5227309_3928954_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs503.snc3/26465_381399658639_745158639_3863521_1744736_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-04-2010, 21:04:17
(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129117194011436821.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129065913440277677.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059032851032196.jpg) (http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/sw50sw8sw578.gif?w=150&h=134)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147037644754585.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-04-2010, 04:04:44
No picture better explains FHOT than this:

(http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/pictures/ThreadHijack/thread_direction.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-04-2010, 15:04:39
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs446.snc3/25574_390234152359_601147359_3899085_7003588_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-04-2010, 18:04:21
(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/7f87d8b48458b2cf374dd0e2e570a0ef.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 17-04-2010, 18:04:59
A little zynical maybe, no offence intended.  ;)

(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-04-16/picdump-10-04-16-21.jpg)

(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-04-16/picdump-10-04-16-28.jpg)

(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-04-16/picdump-10-04-16-48.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 17-04-2010, 21:04:47
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1883/watg.gif) (http://img291.imageshack.us/i/watg.gif/)

(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8823/smartr.jpg) (http://img406.imageshack.us/i/smartr.jpg/)

(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3636/ronpaulaxe.jpg) (http://img504.imageshack.us/i/ronpaulaxe.jpg/)

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1311/niggerp.jpg) (http://img402.imageshack.us/i/niggerp.jpg/)

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8927/germangif.gif) (http://img146.imageshack.us/i/germangif.gif/)

(http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8848/earthorbitssun.png) (http://img541.imageshack.us/i/earthorbitssun.png/)

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7458/dancecat.jpg) (http://img412.imageshack.us/i/dancecat.jpg/)

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5964/crybeck.jpg) (http://img412.imageshack.us/i/crybeck.jpg/)

(http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8567/areyounotentertained.jpg) (http://img363.imageshack.us/i/areyounotentertained.jpg/)

(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5199/failureatlife.jpg) (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/failureatlife.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-04-2010, 21:04:22
That KFC one is outstanding.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 17-04-2010, 22:04:59
Even better then Data smashing the Blue Screen of Death  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 18-04-2010, 00:04:12
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/iceland.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-04-2010, 10:04:56
Putin is just a barrel full of monkey fun

(http://img15.nnm.ru/c/e/0/d/5/6bdb24c1fb3988dfd27bfca5ddf.jpg)

(http://sadpanda.us/images/104908-WFGGP5U.jpg)

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4610/helloputin6.jpg)

(http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/032010/26/anek/anekdot1.jpg)

(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu189/ditedonc/putin-rocket.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 19-04-2010, 12:04:46
indeed
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/63/hjz/wmfw/71622/706260934.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 19-04-2010, 13:04:24
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/putin.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/2d4dda0c.jpg)



Putin looks like baby baboon :
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/1250707687.jpg)

Medvedev looks like Mr. Bean :
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/1254236326.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 19-04-2010, 13:04:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_2r06Ahs0&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_2r06Ahs0&feature=player_embedded)

;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-04-2010, 18:04:09
Credit to CB99 over at Forgotten Honor for these fine classics

(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o65/frozenmummy/drunk.gif)

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g65/murJOe/HilariousFireNutsBallsKick.gif)

And to FatJoe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc&feature=player_embedded

And of course: The Sparta remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSq5gCztPp0&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 19-04-2010, 20:04:29
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Others/foto_1943511511.jpg)

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Others/Putin3.jpg)

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Others/Putin1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 19-04-2010, 21:04:58
That KFC one is outstanding.
If you guys knew anything, you would know that most stereotypical blacks go to Churches or Popeye's for chicken ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 19-04-2010, 22:04:55
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/THATSRACIST.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 19-04-2010, 22:04:12
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/THATSRACIST.gif)
Well I'm  a very racist person ;)

Though I hate watermelon Cantaloupe is much better

Why so much Putin hate? >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-04-2010, 22:04:36
And i felt that i should not post this kind of things because they might be to racist, but whatever now :)

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1562/1271336911811.jpg)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8758/1271337897506.jpg)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2015/1271337797620.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-04-2010, 00:04:37
Racist and not funny. 3/4 of the stuff you've posted in this thread Siben lacks humour....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-04-2010, 00:04:23
Taste can't be questioned, i think that what is post is funny, some people will agree while others won't. I will not stop because some don't like it.
And it's the darn truth, black people adore chicken, how can it be racist then if you make a joke about it? Is it racist for a black person to make a joke about a white person drinking to much beer? I don"t think so.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs511.snc3/26865_416130264609_591209609_5255061_1680670_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 00:04:50
(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/1291543623640413171.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129145507653135637.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 00:04:27
Racist and not funny. 3/4 of the stuff you've posted in this thread Siben lacks humour....
I think they're funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-04-2010, 02:04:46
Racist and not funny. 3/4 of the stuff you've posted in this thread Siben lacks humour....
I think they're funny.
Mee too, giggled at Sibens last "racist" pics.

Racism and stereotypes is often what I find to be the most fun ever. I love them
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 20-04-2010, 02:04:02
I'm usually not a fan of racist stuff, but KFC is a classic, and it's kind of funny..  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:24
both EU and I have been wondering...how did that whole watermelon thing come about?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 20-04-2010, 02:04:50
both EU and I have been wondering...how did that whole watermelon thing come about?
I'm not sure really.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 02:04:48
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:07
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.

Please, I learned that from Undercover Brother.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-04-2010, 02:04:22
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:33
This was actually a pretty good film, if you're into racial/austin powers-type humor.

(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/5875/undercoverbrother4sh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 20-04-2010, 02:04:49
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.
I like mayonnaise though......KFC is the worst place to get chicken, more white guys go there. All the stereotypical black fol go to popeyes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sir Apple on 20-04-2010, 02:04:50
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:42
What do you call someone surrounded by a thousand dead Russians?
A Finn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 02:04:31
Well you suck, please adhere to your stereotypes!
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.
I like mayonnaise though......KFC is the worst place to get chicken, more white guys go there. All the stereotypical black fol go to popeyes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 20-04-2010, 02:04:55
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.

Probably because "politcally correctness" is such bullshit anyways...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:07
(http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/3/33/Deliberance.PNG)
Peacey-P says : "Yall's Biscuitheads!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 20-04-2010, 02:04:25
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.

Probably because "politcally correctness" is such bullshit anyways...
Not to the Politically Correct Police
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 02:04:27
(http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/3/33/Deliberance.PNG)
Peacey-P says : "Yall's Biscuitheads!"

Peacey P is the man!  His newest album. Deliberance drops next Sursdai.

He's the man!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:33
Yeah, I was gonna run by Bub's to pick up the newest album
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-04-2010, 03:04:16
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....
For once, I have to completely agree with vM.
You have to have a sense of humour about yourself as well.


anyway:

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/cf0ad559f1ddf920440a2b47781f373b.jpg)

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/c90569ae5276293a13b2df0951895c69.jpg)

(http://bilder.rofl.to/media/data/pic-076b51044330c135079c554a7b9e3724-middle.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 20-04-2010, 10:04:10
:rofl:


Sexism is always hilarious.





Something I made, I'll let you guys be the judge of the humour:
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/peksoft/wawstuff/yo_dawg_churchill.jpg)






Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 20-04-2010, 11:04:17
Sense of humour. You have none.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 20-04-2010, 14:04:22
(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-19.gif)






(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-20.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-04-2010, 14:04:35


(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-20.gif)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_alphabet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-04-2010, 15:04:57
(http://eddirt.frozenreality.co.uk/strips/20080410.jpg)
(http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/who-needs-drugs-no-seriously-tshirt.jpg)
(http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1441happy_plane.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 20-04-2010, 17:04:09
This gotta be racist for common liberal Americans when they are directed at minorities in US. But apparently, it is not elsewhere:

http://www.amazon.com/Bule-Gila-Tales-Barman-Jakarta/dp/9793780045
(bule gila (BU-leh GEE-lah) n Indonesian for "crazy foreigner") - correction, bule is more like a slightly ameliorative for "albino" or typically refers to white foreigners (especially Dutch people and their European fellows). But it seems many Dutch people see the humorous side of this racism comedy.

One of them even host their own shows:
(http://www.an.tv/images/programs/Bule_Gila_large.jpg)

Basically it shows typical white man competing by doing the best in ordinary poor people job (some are illegal, but the authority seemed to don't mind) in some 3rd world country, thus debasing all stereotypes of "1st and 2nd world people." They can come from any region in the world living in Jakarta for many reasons, but mostly they show Dutch (of course), Scottish, Poles, and Australian.

You'll get surprised when locals on the show was like "OMG, i've being served food by a foreigner!" Nothing new for most of you really, Americans being served by immigrants. But here it is like the other way around. If we were Mexicans, it feels like 2008 Rep presidential candidate Ron Paul going to Mexico City and selling street-side Tacos to passerby. Or Europeans, PM Vladimir Putin going to Beirut and running his own Falafel kiosk. Yeah... 'that level' of weirdness i suppose.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 20-04-2010, 20:04:37
Non-pic stuff still allowed?
Heard this one today...

Steve walks into the pub: "Can I have a pint of anything, apart from Stella?"

Barman replies: "Aye sure mate, why not Stella?"

Steve goes, "Well I was in here last night and I had 12 pints of Stella, when I woke up in the morning I was fucking Skint."

"The thing is though mate, most pints these days all cost about the same, so changing drink won't make much difference.", says the barman

"Naw, you don't understand mate, my dogs called Skint"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-04-2010, 20:04:40
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/THATSRACIST.gif)
Why so much Putin hate? >:(

No hate, only love!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-04-2010, 20:04:17
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian walked into a bar.
The bartender asked: 'Is this some kind of a joke?'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-04-2010, 20:04:52


(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-20.gif)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_alphabet
”A special announcement to the British and Dutch Governments: We don't have C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash”

”Icelandic taxpayer to Britons and Dutch: forget Icesave, kiss my ash!”

”First they burn our money, then they send us the ashes.”

”The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe…”
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-04-2010, 20:04:53
The last one is the best.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 20-04-2010, 20:04:05
Got this from another forum I visit today..

Quote
I just picked up the lap top, fired up aol and checked my in box.
I was quite shocked to see an email from my Dad (who's 75) entitled "Banned from the Co op son !
I'll let you make up your own minds as to what I thought, below is the email: : : :

Sent: 16/04/2010 12:48:30 GMT Standard Time
Subj: Banned from the Co op - son




Banned from the co-op - Didn't like shopping there anyway

Yesterday I was at the CO-OP in Bakewell buying a large bag of Purina dog food for your dogs when they stay over here, and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

(What did she think I had? An elephant?)

So, since I had little else to do, and your Mum was at the Hair Dressers, on impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

So I'm now banned from the Co-op ! !

Considering it's now 2.31am here in the uk, I daren't ring him to see if this is true or not.

Unfortunalty, knowing my Dad, I know his sence of humour, but I can also here/see him doing I too !

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 20-04-2010, 22:04:00
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l15ybrTAon1qzvqipo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1271866944&Signature=SuvsZ3IZoGP7k%2FRB8ip24dmvreE%3D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-04-2010, 00:04:20
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129162147814702450.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129162225913608700.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-04-2010, 05:04:23
Please note theres some language in this post http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/1.jpg

Flippy, delete this post if you find it too bad or somethin'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 21-04-2010, 06:04:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYfij01xnqQ

LMFAO
Title: US Army room cleaning
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-04-2010, 16:04:18
THATS how its done!

UUAAAH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R89vhiua35A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-04-2010, 17:04:10
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 21-04-2010, 19:04:38
Is it TABOO to post a cartoon faturing a joke on swastikas?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 21-04-2010, 20:04:10
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Kind of funny because its kind of true... I can think of better senerios for some of the examples...but yeah.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-04-2010, 20:04:01
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Kind of funny because its kind of true... I can think of better senerios for some of the examples...but yeah.

Feel free to update and reupload it if you have time, i would be happy then
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 21-04-2010, 21:04:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&playnext_from=TL&videos=9Y7FWJK_xFs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-04-2010, 21:04:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tQjk_dTjAI

That'll be 27.50
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-04-2010, 13:04:12
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs468.snc3/25674_386792819639_709404639_3792360_36947_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs434.snc3/24977_383469953612_599828612_3951536_342283_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 22-04-2010, 16:04:31
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/cupcake_dog_ptsd.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 22-04-2010, 16:04:30
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2159/1271945174114.jpg)

plz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-04-2010, 16:04:51
ROFL Dnarag1M, that's just awesome :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-04-2010, 16:04:44
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/cupcake_dog_ptsd.gif)

NO NOT THE PICTURES AGAIN!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-04-2010, 21:04:56
Dnarag1m's pgif = win
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-04-2010, 21:04:42
(http://i.imgur.com/ZCXqC.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-04-2010, 21:04:13
Just saw this on "The vault" a wiki for all the fallout game's

(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3162/lolthevault.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-04-2010, 21:04:54
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/43497-1/Leonidas_cannon_animated.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-04-2010, 23:04:21
ROFL Dnarag1M, that's just awesome :D

Crying with ze laughter here....... :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-04-2010, 23:04:13
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/7/1527_626x516.jpg)

Eat_Uranium ‎(5:54 PM):
anyways, England > Wales > N.Ireland > Scotland
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-04-2010, 23:04:15
You put those in the wrong order.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-04-2010, 23:04:52
You put those in the wrong order.
Oh, does N.Ireland come before Wales?  Because the other two are definitly in the right place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2010, 00:04:13
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-04-2010, 01:04:05
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129156785018377426.gif?w=320&h=265)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-04-2010, 02:04:04
I'm sorry, but untill the killer whale turned up, I thought that was going in an entirely different direction ;D

Which is not cool - rule 34 is only good when not applied to your childhood :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2010, 02:04:47
I'm sorry, but untill the killer whale turned up, I thought that was going in an entirely different direction ;D

Which is not cool - rule 34 is only good when not applied to your childhood :-X
Hahha I wasn't alone then :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-04-2010, 03:04:28
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157470620821643.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157480305851288.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/13/129156772102632782.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157470747386573.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-04-2010, 03:04:11
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Wait a second, the crocodile eats the greater one, so... if you're saying that England is the best of those then I agree... I hate maths.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 23-04-2010, 03:04:42
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Wait a second, the crocodile eats the greater one, so... if you're saying that England is the best of those then I agree... I hate maths.
We can tell....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2010, 03:04:04
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Wait a second, the crocodile eats the greater one, so... if you're saying that England is the best of those then I agree... I hate maths.
I meant it like you said, the opposite ;) but that's simply out of coolness factor, I've only been to england and scotland.


On topic:

I knew warrior would spam this thread, it gives him an excuse to make posts just like those he got banned for. Ease up on spamming with pics warrior.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-04-2010, 15:04:55
(http://browsei.com/upload/Pictures/direct/ww2-at-at-star%20wars-war-weapon-vintage.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-04-2010, 17:04:15
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs476.snc3/26103_386758894748_674594748_3709220_4358411_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs456.snc3/26103_386758689748_674594748_3709216_7295969_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 24-04-2010, 18:04:26
If anyone have not seen The Average Homeboy aka Blazin Hazin you totally have to watch these links. Its one of my favorite funny youtube videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA_iMuZ3ZDw&feature=fvsr (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA_iMuZ3ZDw&feature=fvsr)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY&feature=channel)

Its also pretty good rap music. Compared to other hiphop its not actually to bad ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 24-04-2010, 20:04:47
Kid on pony gets chased by Ostrich ...you have seen it all if you've seen this  ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFe51G_aO8E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-04-2010, 22:04:21
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1442/1271927432764.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 25-04-2010, 23:04:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgDUUaa0A4

Funny at first but when you think about it you will consider nature to be pretty scary.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-04-2010, 23:04:14
Kid on pony gets chased by Ostrich ...you have seen it all if you've seen this  ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFe51G_aO8E
Run forrest! RUN!

(http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/06132008/e/e/3/f/ee3fe2468707a0_full.jpg)
(http://stashbox.org/321530/1210765440053.jpg)
(http://www.juicetheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/google-twitter-pedobear.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 25-04-2010, 23:04:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgDUUaa0A4

Funny at first but when you think about it you will consider nature to be pretty scary.



ahahaahha,before  clicking the link i was thinking about what video it could be - and i thought it must be the pelican eating the pigeon and bam!
:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-04-2010, 19:04:54
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Pedobear_Hunter.swf


This made me laugh

and yes! It has the wilhelm scream!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-04-2010, 19:04:52
(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135256380095.gif)
Eek!
An ash-cloud!
Let's go home!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 26-04-2010, 20:04:49
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Pedobear_Hunter.swf


This made me laugh

and yes! It has the wilhelm scream!
The credit sequence after you win had me rofling ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-04-2010, 21:04:36
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-04-2010, 21:04:29
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.
wait


What? :o

i have been browsing that flash site for a while now, never had that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 26-04-2010, 22:04:15
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

Don't use IE = fixed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-04-2010, 22:04:12
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Pedobear_Hunter.swf


This made me laugh

and yes! It has the wilhelm scream!
Lol
Quote
I thought she was 18
And the party van made me lmao
Nice one  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 27-04-2010, 09:04:41
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.
FF with AdBlock (NoScript optional): no warnings. I would guess that all those virus warnings came from the third party advertisement banners. After I started using AdBlock, I could visit even the most suspicious and random pages on the net and most of the warnings had disappeared. Better not to let the viruses to your computer at all than let them through when the antivirus gotta catch them all.

IE8 is still too dangerous browser to use as it's "married" with the OS, so a vulnerability there is more likely to compromise the whole system. Plus most of the exploits/malware target IE users exclusively.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GoldFingero on 28-04-2010, 16:04:55
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/)

Shut up woman and get on mah horse!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 28-04-2010, 18:04:33
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

We put that in just to fuck you over.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 28-04-2010, 19:04:51

This is the leader of the Swedish communist party (VPK translates roughly to: Left Wing Party, the Communists).
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7679/motivator49805f223abafa.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 28-04-2010, 20:04:29
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/)

Shut up woman and get on mah horse!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Jazz+Horse/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-04-2010, 21:04:49
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs286.snc3/27946_1389097083601_1117297969_1149896_8226974_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-04-2010, 22:04:19

This is the leader of the Swedish communist party (VPK translates roughly to: Left Wing Party, the Communists).
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7679/motivator49805f223abafa.jpg)

What are you? stupid?!
where are you from??


He's not communist.

Lars Ohly is the leader of Vänsterpartiet "The left party/Left wing party", they are NOT communists.
There are a party called "The communist party", but that's not it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 28-04-2010, 22:04:37

This is the leader of the Swedish communist party (VPK translates roughly to: Left Wing Party, the Communists).
(http://img97./7679/motivator49805f223abafa.jpg)

What are you? stupid?!
where are you from??


He's not communist.

Lars Ohly is the leader of Vänsterpartiet "The left party/Left wing party", they are NOT communists.
There are a party called "The communist party", but that's not it.
I am from Sweden and I know that VP is not really communist. And regarding your statement about him being a communist it is also true but he called himself communist until quite recently. I perhaps shouldn't have called the party the communist party but the translation of VPK (their old name) is still correct. I still think the picture is funny though.  ;D

And please don't call me stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-04-2010, 22:04:23
Sorry I got a little upset :P

Yeah they were called Vänsterpartiet Kommunisterna, but still, I don't like them being called translated as "the communist party"

Sorry again :) thought you were some foreigner who only had heard something about it and assumed that they were communist or something
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-04-2010, 23:04:14
someone say communists? This guy likes them :s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDED_vGkTfA&feature=player_embedded



And then the US wonder why we don't like em ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-04-2010, 23:04:07
someone say communists? This guy likes them :s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDED_vGkTfA&feature=player_embedded



And then the US wonder why we don't like em ::)
Because the US are mostly like=IF you do not LOVE THE US you are horribly fail and communist haha at your country belgium! you got invaded by russia 3 times LOL!

The US guys on the forums here are okay. But quite some Americans makes me wanna rage
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 28-04-2010, 23:04:06
The US guys on the forums here are okay. But quite some Americans makes me wanna rage

I wuv communism as well.  Some people are just so ignorant. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 29-04-2010, 00:04:21
United states marine core hu-ah United states marine core hu-ah!...lol He's kinda embarrassing the whole marine core with this act..

ARE YOU A COMUNIST!?!¡¡¡¡¡ hahah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 29-04-2010, 03:04:35
"Tests Show Beer Contains Female Hormones"

Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and couldn't drive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-04-2010, 12:04:58
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs532.ash1/31211_114697738563881_100000709663754_132632_5340645_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 29-04-2010, 13:04:52
Hahah yeah thats awesome! Try it yourself, pretty funny!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-04-2010, 14:04:29
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001K3IXW8/ref=cm_rdp_product

Read the reviews  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 29-04-2010, 15:04:52
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001K3IXW8/ref=cm_rdp_product

Read the reviews  :D

I'm so gonna buy this, it's 1-Day-Shipping free for Mother's Day!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 29-04-2010, 15:04:58
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001K3IXW8/ref=cm_rdp_product

Read the reviews  :D

wow 40% off thats a bargain
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-04-2010, 16:04:39
Hurry Only 1 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-04-2010, 19:04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3aqPv9eE-c&feature=related

Gotta love makeovers/parodies
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 29-04-2010, 23:04:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 30-04-2010, 04:04:52
Quote
Spell the Magic Word

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.

Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 30-04-2010, 06:04:27
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9043/krakenf.jpg) (http://img535.imageshack.us/i/krakenf.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-04-2010, 06:04:19
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-warrantyvoidifseelisbroken.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 30-04-2010, 10:04:12
stupid forbidden hot linking

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 30-04-2010, 11:04:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw

Whaddaya mean there is a wrong hole  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-04-2010, 15:04:50
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2324/1272628332362.jpg)

Oh, and as an extra, for those of you who have a browning HP lying around but not a bottle opener, pull the slide backwards, lock it in place, put top of bottle in the open chamber, twist and voila, open bottle :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 30-04-2010, 15:04:26
That bottom left one is an RK-95 being used to heat toast on top of a standard SA-INT stove, isn't it?

Why did I never think of that! I just made myself bacon for breakfast using the bottom half of my mess kit (I had paper plates with me at all times)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 30-04-2010, 16:04:36
That bottom left one is an RK-95 being used to heat toast on top of a standard SA-INT stove, isn't it?

Why did I never think of that! I just made myself bacon for breakfast using the bottom half of my mess kit (I had paper plates with me at all times)
Dare ya to shoulder it while you eat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 30-04-2010, 21:04:38
The Rk-95 has plastic at the end, so no. Also, that is not an SA stove.

We usually take the springs out of the magazines and place them on the stove and fry sausages on them, though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2010, 00:05:13
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

Don't use IE = fixed.

Ah, that virus knocked me out minutes after that post and It's been in the shop since.  I must have forgot to turn on ad-blocker on Safari.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 01-05-2010, 00:05:23
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

Don't use IE = fixed.

Ah, that virus knocked me out minutes after that post and It's been in the shop since.  I must have forgot to turn on ad-blocker on Safari.
(http://niponwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/firefox.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2010, 00:05:52
I don't use shitty IE, I use Safari. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-05-2010, 01:05:27
(http://www.pinoytux.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/browser-comparison.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-05-2010, 01:05:56
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6457/7974bfcb5c574c98d2cceae.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 01-05-2010, 01:05:03
Yep, I guess i'd be considered the experienced IE user...  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 01-05-2010, 02:05:18
I don't use shitty IE, I use Safari. 
Safari isn't that amazing either....Firefox is the best in my opinion. Based on performance, and ability to be customized of course.

And so this doesn't go to waste: (http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4052/80961555.jpg) (http://img156.imageshack.us/i/80961555.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-05-2010, 03:05:01
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs282.snc3/27757_420157075350_574670350_5663539_7112970_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 01-05-2010, 03:05:13
*Joe holds up nose and scoffs at foolish IE an FF fanboys
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 01-05-2010, 03:05:17
*Joe holds up nose and scoffs at foolish IE an FF fanboys
Just a preference ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 01-05-2010, 03:05:46
Firefox <3

And this:

(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6563/1249778777540.jpg)



Yes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 01-05-2010, 04:05:10
^Remember boys, cute and cudly.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-05-2010, 11:05:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

I thought it would somehow fit to FH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 01-05-2010, 14:05:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

I thought it would somehow fit to FH

They forgot the coolest explosion walking scene ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z51B7YbMbxo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-05-2010, 18:05:59
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob//internet_graphic1.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169844869806649.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 02-05-2010, 20:05:31
So THAT'S where Warrior gets all his stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 02-05-2010, 21:05:04
Yes, That is the intelligence of MSM....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-05-2010, 03:05:43
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/pylons.gif?w=259&h=292)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 03-05-2010, 03:05:10
Yes, That is the intelligence of MSM....
Not sure about foreign news, but in the U.S., it's not that good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-05-2010, 13:05:33
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/pylons.gif?w=259&h=292)
And that is "worthy" of this thread, how?

Stop just posting random gifs, one gif per post.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 03-05-2010, 13:05:11
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/kx/7ob/9aj1/268182/709081327.jpg)
I totally agree with this picture  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-05-2010, 16:05:31
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs558.snc3/30498_386338433639_745158639_3974991_1104676_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs558.snc3/30498_386336813639_745158639_3974957_7157504_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs316.ash1/27978_1321579952641_1025087622_749407_6000686_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sagal on 04-05-2010, 07:05:33
Tenacious I don't see anything wrong in that jumping power grid pole (not sure how its written etc.) gif. It's better than comic strips well better than most of them anyways. It's not big in size and imo its fun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 04-05-2010, 13:05:32
Yeah, that gif was funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 04-05-2010, 16:05:45
Less talky-talky more funny.

This is where I go my avatar from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDZ9LhZ2_g
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-05-2010, 16:05:33
We should hire these guys for the Sugestion forum  ;D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs311.ash1/27692_393192309509_727264509_3880057_1717378_n.jpg)


Also


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs331.ash1/28728_384029301515_579331515_4037679_6309374_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-05-2010, 16:05:03
@Repost police
Töris on the right, Im on the left. Baton charge!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 04:05:00
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129163337182595100.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/lastcrusadep1.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129143735269191322.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129115793545040623.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/grammarnazi.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093899301103267.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/debate.jpg?w=400&h=2570)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 05-05-2010, 14:05:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY) tsk youtube, ad at the start
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 05-05-2010, 17:05:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY) tsk youtube, ad at the start

...I'm dizzy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 21:05:12
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/128995546862913799.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/128960479102965343.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-05-2010, 21:05:24
Browsing through Comixed huh?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 21:05:31
yeah, I'm finished them all.  Those are really the only ones that made me laugh openly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-05-2010, 22:05:19
Here are some more.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs380.snc3/24290_326147262224_45339157224_3266827_2410183_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs542.ash1/31693_393344683954_567658954_3880546_3367525_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs313.ash1/27798_424796776202_546021202_5880106_4069301_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 22:05:13
Oh, Silly, Silly Munich (my personal collection)

(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1779/img1257y.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-05-2010, 23:05:28
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/removepolish1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-05-2010, 23:05:53
I remember that one, I was browsing Comixed in the class room and couldn't help myself from giggling out loud.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 06-05-2010, 00:05:15
If you haven't seen polandball then check it out. It gives some crazy laughs.

(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5065/1258622132017.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-05-2010, 00:05:57
silly Poles, Forgetting Verbs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Polska on 06-05-2010, 00:05:48
Uploaded as attachment, as the image is long.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-05-2010, 00:05:22
haha, that was a great one Polska xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 06-05-2010, 01:05:49
Pinched these from one of the oh so many forums I'm addicted too  >:(

http://wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/ (http://wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/)

http://hotfreshpics.blogspot.com/2010/04/funny-subverted-street-signs.html (http://hotfreshpics.blogspot.com/2010/04/funny-subverted-street-signs.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 06-05-2010, 03:05:02
haha, that was a great one Polska xD
ROFL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 06-05-2010, 21:05:26
(http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm1.jpg)

Yes, the real 1951 deal !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-05-2010, 21:05:13
(http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm1.jpg)

Yes, the real 1951 deal !

hahahaha they sure know how to put it ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 06-05-2010, 21:05:09
"It's Bungtastic!" might be worthy of meme-hood.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-05-2010, 21:05:27
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/facebookp1.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129175977376631106.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174773294963270.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174550826076277.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129172976521931195.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129170654133280618.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169879928439336.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169984007133200.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129170177584334346.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129168900245922857.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169533481886121.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129167993471782704.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-05-2010, 21:05:20
Uploaded as attachment, as the image is long.
i must remeber this one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 06-05-2010, 23:05:22
Haha epic one Polska
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2010, 03:05:11
Roflcopter attack!

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/23/129165533130169589.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 07-05-2010, 04:05:19
Tell me something Warrior... Do you have a life?... I mean outside this forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2010, 04:05:50
yes, It's called school.  Also, I travel and Bike and take photos.  and, oh god, I need to travel more...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 07-05-2010, 04:05:18
yes, It's called school.  Also, I travel and Bike and take photos.  and, oh god, I need to travel more...

I'm somewhat scared being that this is generally the same thing that I do, albeit with a bit of airsofting
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 07-05-2010, 11:05:38
little girls can be so mean ...

(http://www.stuggi.to/wp-content/gallery/picdump-23/5642.jpg)

and bonus gif

(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8093/animatedgifs3104.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 07-05-2010, 17:05:42
Yeah, us photographers are pretty hardcore  ;D
(http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/GetThePicture.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-05-2010, 18:05:50
He was already badass for just avoiding it but making the picture right after the crash is super hardcore.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2010, 20:05:33
hey, where did you find my video?

yes, It's called school.  Also, I travel and Bike and take photos.  and, oh god, I need to travel more...

I'm somewhat scared being that this is generally the same thing that I do, albeit with a bit of airsofting


I play paintball like a real man.


(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129177177127288507.jpg)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/the-air-speed-velocity-of.jpg?w=500&h=347)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/i-like-to-tape-my-thumbs.jpg?w=500&h=326)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1290184724235421181.jpg?w=500&h=271)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129024241311847914.jpg?w=500&h=392)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1290184685681062481.jpg?w=500&h=288)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1290184736017048181.jpg?w=500&h=342)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129028748128211937.jpg?w=500&h=355)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/3/129173519446886475.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/29/129170410197131900.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 07-05-2010, 22:05:15
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5017/watgoose.jpg) (http://img689.imageshack.us/i/watgoose.jpg/)

(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8083/picture1nt.png) (http://img442.imageshack.us/i/picture1nt.png/)

(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/6661/earthround.jpg) (http://img532.imageshack.us/i/earthround.jpg/)

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6526/thisrobot.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/thisrobot.jpg/)

(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6185/1273408118437.gif) (http://img195.imageshack.us/i/1273408118437.gif/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-05-2010, 19:05:10
(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/emperor-p1.gif?w=500&h=475)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 09-05-2010, 23:05:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ujRpbMRVE

Not really a joke, but something i found on the internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-05-2010, 23:05:14
Just found this

And its so goddam funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0

0.25 THAT FACE! LOOK at that FACE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-05-2010, 16:05:05
I have a fun game, find the peach :p
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1404/12294415342343853532158.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 10-05-2010, 16:05:55
i can control myself and wont post the "find the banana"  pictures ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-05-2010, 18:05:32
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6931/18563846054193511602573.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-05-2010, 18:05:23
The Tarkin Doctrine never fails.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 10-05-2010, 18:05:11

Wipe them out...   all of them. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z23fZSa-QY4)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-05-2010, 19:05:20
Yeah really, like if you can travel through space and got fancy robots with knives, why not nuke the shit out of them?

When they are death you can go and collect your dust.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-05-2010, 21:05:50
i know its a joke but im still feeling the need to say it , time to get to pandora from earth its 16 years (made like 8 years for the crew thanks to the relative effect of traveling at 60% the speed of ligth), so you wouldnt see a nuke for about 30 years xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-05-2010, 21:05:03
And those guys were more like a private army gone rogue. It's not like everyone back on earth would have been on their side, :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-05-2010, 21:05:50
What the hell are you guys talking about, I've seen that screeny a few times now but i really don't have a clue what it is or where it is from.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-05-2010, 22:05:00
When they are death

If they become death, I would rather not mess with them.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-05-2010, 01:05:23
(http://blog.ponoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/BloodInk.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-05-2010, 01:05:40
We all know that inkjet printer ink is ridiculously expensive, this puts it in a nice perspective.

What is 3M PF-5030?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 11-05-2010, 01:05:01
We all know that inkjet printer ink is ridiculously expensive, this puts it in a nice perspective.

What is 3M PF-5030?

"PF-5030 is low temperature refrigerant used in refrigerant blends."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-05-2010, 02:05:28
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/10/129179625978529800.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-05-2010, 16:05:51
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/funny-facebook-eww-mom-milf.png?w=426&h=189)

(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-facebook-gma-troll.png?w=469&h=265)
(I love "your friends are so helpful" :) )

(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-facebook-pokemon-asians.png?w=554&h=846)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-05-2010, 20:05:12
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs584.snc3/30805_1331778048558_1054211118_30772336_620742_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-05-2010, 00:05:19
nice one :) put a smile on my face, and stirred up irritation within me; "so holding B did absolutely nothing?"...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-05-2010, 03:05:19
I honestly thought that mashing buttons increased your chances....I'm still gonna do it, at this point it's a reflex.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 12-05-2010, 03:05:21
I never did the B thing, although I had heard about it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2010, 03:05:40
I just used to tap the B button super fast.  It seemed to me that it made a difference.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-05-2010, 04:05:05
I just used to tap the B button super fast.  It seemed to me that it made a difference.
I used B, A, anything that seemed to help
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2010, 04:05:59
Japan sure is a strange place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-05-2010, 04:05:44
Japan sure is a strange place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc)
I love Japan though, very interesting culture
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-05-2010, 08:05:26
On pokémon Gold/Silver: at the moment when the pokéball were opened when you catched it, you had to time it right and then simply hold B until done.

On Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow: at the moment when the ball opened, you had press and hold A button while holding up on the D-pad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2010, 14:05:25
(http://i41.tinypic.com/9q8wox.jpg)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f31/SlowShootinPete/shotgun.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-05-2010, 14:05:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXHqoPHZCUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2iG-hHIhPY&playnext_from=TL&videos=6U-vYGs7mSQ&feature=grec

notice the gun the guy on the left is holding.  Look familiar? ^

http://www.youtube.com/user/ThoseLilRabbits#p/u/8/hNjbx_-BtP8

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/7/129177498633360501.gif) (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/10/129180078033839000.gif) 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-05-2010, 16:05:11
Japan sure is a strange place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc)
I love Japan though, very interesting culture
indeed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPYjR2tcq8c

Japanese hooker english lessons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T96oLlfcsRg

Revelation on the hand!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 13-05-2010, 06:05:07
An eternal classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVYYe87b9w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 13-05-2010, 17:05:12
(http://i.imgur.com/EFOH6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-05-2010, 21:05:01
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129182355799784139.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 13-05-2010, 21:05:07
Pfft, that scooter has a bigger gun than most of their tanks did..(http://forum.thescubasite.com/sign/sign0070.gif) (http://www.thescubasite.com)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 13-05-2010, 21:05:28
(http://i.imgur.com/EFOH6.jpg)

Thats funny :p I finished Portal today in less then 1 1/2 hours, on my Mac ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 13-05-2010, 21:05:44
(http://i.imgur.com/S4wlS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-05-2010, 22:05:16
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129168900245922857.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-05-2010, 22:05:00
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs299.snc3/28605_1462561688528_1368049378_31214324_3851206_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Polska on 13-05-2010, 23:05:13
Between all the guys jerking off, suicide-.gifs, and the few and rare women, what are the odds of this:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-05-2010, 23:05:56
If that is indeed real, then it is full of win
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 13-05-2010, 23:05:30
If that is indeed real, then it is full of win
^^indeed^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 13-05-2010, 23:05:36
Happy nazi jews!! ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-05-2010, 23:05:20
That reminds me of something.  If anyone has watched the history channel documentary on American Nazis, and you look at one of the organization's flags close, The swastika is flipped!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 14-05-2010, 00:05:12
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e0_1273766608
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-05-2010, 01:05:33
Fucking weird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY
I dare you to put your dick in it.


Funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EqKY3HQsR8&NR=1
I STILL dare you to put your dick in it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-05-2010, 11:05:53
Don't ask me how I found this, but it's a Japanese site with pictures of...

The King of Sweden with silly hats!

(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/0/d/0decaee5.jpg)

(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/d/7/d79be667-s.jpg)

(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/2/8/2804bf4d.jpg)

http://www.zaeega.com/archives/51067378.html




(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/26/129167586636177506.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-05-2010, 12:05:27
It's from existenz, right? :) found it myself there some week ago
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-05-2010, 12:05:46
It's from existenz, right? :) found it myself there some week ago
Hehe, almost right, Flashback for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-05-2010, 13:05:28
It's from existenz, right? :) found it myself there some week ago
Hehe, almost right, Flashback for me.
Found it again! here you can find even more hat-pics of our king :)

http://zverige.com/kingkong/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 14-05-2010, 14:05:54
i like that tinfoil hat on page 1 :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-05-2010, 15:05:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLd2uAam0hI&NR=1

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 14-05-2010, 15:05:32
Between all the guys jerking off, suicide-.gifs, and the few and rare women, what are the odds of this:


Shirtless Bird Face Donkey Man (http://www.chatrouletters.com/2010/04/22/chatroulettes-shirtless-bird-face-donkey-man/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-05-2010, 02:05:24
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129171073773415930.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 15-05-2010, 19:05:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=channel

Wow....xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 15-05-2010, 19:05:09
That's old VM!!
But it's sure fun as hell  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-05-2010, 19:05:37
Right around "Suck my own dick" my mom came in

'What the fuck?'

That made me laugh harder than the actual video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-05-2010, 02:05:49
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/facelicked.gif)

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/2e22fbr_1.gif)

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/pexdof.gif)

Thats not so funny but its cool! 3D :D

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/images_3d_sans_lunettes_stereoscopie_4.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 16-05-2010, 05:05:39
King Of Sweden has just made me love Monarchy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-05-2010, 11:05:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwPrdILEJ4

I am Sancho
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 16-05-2010, 12:05:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3qQt8q62lw
I loled so hard  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-05-2010, 13:05:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGes7FDmHAM

A true Internet classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 16-05-2010, 14:05:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg

Classic as well ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 16-05-2010, 17:05:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo
JFK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
George Washington: He will save the children, but not the British children.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-05-2010, 17:05:26
Whoa, CPS.

- Just whoa
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 16-05-2010, 17:05:34
Not that funny, but I found it on the internet.

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=4867.480 (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=4867.480)

You guys have much more entertaining discussions in Sweden than we do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-05-2010, 19:05:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA&playnext_from=TL&videos=ZL6KlYiKdIg

So incredibly funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 16-05-2010, 21:05:04
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/1c/w18/fjfr/147763/711722142.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-05-2010, 04:05:01
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3786/22458663.jpg)

This was an ad on facebook today....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-05-2010, 04:05:30
Did you click it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 17-05-2010, 04:05:12
Shit, I would of! Because I can't really think of anything more scarier than that... ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-05-2010, 04:05:37
Anyway Facebook ads are geared towards stuff they think you would find interesting... raising some questions...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-05-2010, 04:05:43
So you're suggesting he's a Welshman? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-05-2010, 04:05:22
Its apparently an attack ad by Carly Fiorina against Tom Campbell, both are running in the republican primary here for senator.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-05-2010, 01:05:48
(http://files.sharenator.com/facebook_fail_An_incredible_turn_for_the_worse-s600x2169-33708-580.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-05-2010, 01:05:33
They look remarkably alike, though the picture portrays what I would think to be an older man.

(http://www.goofyauctions.com/page2/rapesearch.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this
Post by: Capten_C on 18-05-2010, 17:05:46

Well, in all my 36 years on this earth so far, this is the most jaw dropping thing I've ever seen, never heard of this incident untill
Quote
I went on the internet and I found this  - Joke Thread
  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MBhe5Wac8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MBhe5Wac8)

Must reflect on this, life + everything....

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 18-05-2010, 19:05:28
Hmm, that is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 18-05-2010, 20:05:52
The way he sits there motionless..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 18-05-2010, 21:05:44
That might actually be a recreation or something, judging by the placement of the fuel can and the surroundsings in the video vs actual photos;

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Burningmonk.jpg
http://neon.pictura-hosting.nl/wpp/wpp_mrx_bld/thumbs/632x632/wpp/00/JPEG_-_winners_1963/1963001.jpg



Incredibly powerful stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 18-05-2010, 21:05:32
Dude .. This is a joke thread .. Stuff like this doesnt belong here.
And, those pictures are real, the belong to a series of other pictures from a mass self burning of buddhist monks in the vietnam war.

Check picture #11 ..

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/05/vietnam_35_years_later.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-05-2010, 21:05:40
Hahahahahah a burning monk, that is hilarious!

Huuuuh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 18-05-2010, 22:05:42
Hahahahahah a burning monk, that is hilarious!

Huuuuh?

Absolutley no way, not the intention.

I was just clicking through youtube, was very moved by the footage when I found it and I had this "I went on the internet and I found this" thought, as that's what happened. I did cross out Joke Thread in my post's title, perhaps that wasn't plain enough.
On retrospect I agree it's not in the correct thread, I just didn't think it was worth making a new thread about it, I just wanted to share the vid and not really discuss it.
My bad. Apologies folks.

Carry on.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 18-05-2010, 22:05:30
ok lets get quickly around that....

(http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274213426804.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-05-2010, 22:05:30
I love these kinds of whatever you call them.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs548.ash1/32020_1447452235867_1520029933_31126729_8005982_n.jpg)

EDIT: Let me add something extra for all you coffee lovers.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/header.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/1.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/2.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/3.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/4.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/5.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/6.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/7.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/8.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 18-05-2010, 23:05:40
The coffee one is excellent siben. I laughed out loud :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-05-2010, 23:05:15
The coffee one is excellent siben. I laughed out loud :)

Not also that, you also learned completely useless information that can only be used to amaze drunk friends at a party.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 19-05-2010, 00:05:07
Haha nice one.
You gave me an urge to dring coffe even though it's 0:46 am  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-05-2010, 03:05:20
(http://lolpics.se/pics/3089.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 19-05-2010, 08:05:17
Yeah! Siben good boy for posting something from The Oatmeal. Theres tons more of these nonsense things which are damn amusing. Oatmeal rules  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 19-05-2010, 11:05:15
And exactly why I dont like to drink much coffee (or anything containing much caffeine). When I get too much adrenaline in the body I just feel nervous, uncomfortable and stressed. Hence why I dont like the adrenaline rush like most of my friends do when mountainbiking ;).

Stupid system of nature, without it I can perform a lot better in stressy situations :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-05-2010, 17:05:46
My new hero.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs528.snc3/30013_124439354240934_100000246099726_233904_1130555_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 19-05-2010, 17:05:46
haha epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 19-05-2010, 19:05:28


EDIT: Let me add something extra for all you coffee lovers.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/3.jpg)
It doesn't make any mention of blends (giving the impression that people drink either one or the other...). Usually the coffee is a blend of say Arabica and Robusta to get that perfect combination.  

Quote
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/4.jpg)
Anyone no uneducated that doesn't atleast know that coffeebeans grow from trees? The seed thing might be a bit less known but shouldn't really come as a suprise either though.


Quote
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/7.jpg)
How hard can it be to pronounce espresso (es-pres-so)?  xD  

ANd who doesn't atleast have a vague idea of what espresso is. "it's not a type of blend, been or roast" , well duh. Thank you captian obvious.  It's obviously a type of coffee (preparation), why do you think menu's list "cappuccino", "esspreso"  and such on it? It doesn't take much brian power to realize that if cappuccino is one  type (preperation) of coffee, that the same goes for espresso. Well yes, you'll need an espresso to make a good cappucino but never mind that.

And judging from the coffee types listed, this thing is aimed at a US audience. Hehe. Caffe latte? lol.  If you want to make it sound Italian (or Spanish/French) why not call it caffe con/au ledge? And mocha... an other lol...  and what the hell is a Breve?? =p  I think half of (southern)europe would roll over in their graves. Hehehe.

Quote
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/8.jpg)Heh.

Not bad, but the execution could have been better.
*runs while screaming "I killed the joke, right? I do have humour but I take the subject of coffee seriosuly,coffee earns respect!" *  8)  ;)

*sips coffee and submits post*



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 19-05-2010, 19:05:09
<slaps>

Go and rethink what you just posted, Donut. We do not complain about Oatmeal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-05-2010, 23:05:12
Tolga found this!

(http://jcrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/derka.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-05-2010, 00:05:06
Great story from Bryan Suits, a radio show host here, who was also a US NCO in the Gulf War and Bosnia, and a Lieutenant during the Iraq War.  IN 2005/6, he and his men painted that phoenitic spelling of "derka derka" on their humvees.  They would drive around, and when Iraqis saw them, the troops would shout out "derka derka!"  and the iraqi civilians would shout back "muhammad jihad!"  This went on for awhile until a general saw the arabic writing and asked what it meant.  After explanation, they were forced to remove it from the humvees.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 20-05-2010, 00:05:13
what does it mean? :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 20-05-2010, 00:05:25
It means sheer brilliance haha.

Go watch Team America. I dont like the movie, but I watched it ENTIRELY just to enjoy the little 'Derka derka' moment (I knew it was in there because of youtube cuts :D).

@ Vonmudra : The guys yelling Muhammed Jihad, you think they actually saw the movie ? Or the clip ? Internet that widespread, not to mention some vague puppet movie ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-05-2010, 00:05:09
It means sheer brilliance haha.

Go watch Team America. I dont like the movie, but I watched it ENTIRELY just to enjoy the little 'Derka derka' moment (I knew it was in there because of youtube cuts :D).

@ Vonmudra : The guys yelling Muhammed Jihad, you think they actually saw the movie ? Or the clip ? Internet that widespread, not to mention some vague puppet movie ?

It is apparently a very, very popular movie over there. :)  Thus why they knew the exact response.  Dirka Dirka doesn't actually mean anything, so they had to have translators phonetically spell it out to put on their humvees.  They would also shout "BACKA LACKA"  ;D  Basically it was a major bonding thing between his men and the civilians, an arguement that that general didn't listen to :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-05-2010, 11:05:00
Here are some new ones.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs610.snc3/32089_1478465365469_1348827302_2050471_6899740_n.jpg)
I had to know this by head and they asked it on the exam, barely passed it, i mean seriously.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs543.snc3/29784_396710904247_709369247_3889978_2508576_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs610.snc3/32089_1478465165464_1348827302_2050468_4054211_n.jpg)
And i nice comic to end with
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs550.ash1/32089_1478465325468_1348827302_2050470_7307682_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 20-05-2010, 12:05:17
Quote
Hence why I dont like the adrenaline rush like most of my friends do when mountainbiking Wink.

Dragnag, seriously im confused and a little bothered ;D. I can't believe it. You really dont like adrenaline rushes ;O?.
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5269/bizzaro1.jpg)

[size] [How do i size it?] [/size]
Victory!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-05-2010, 15:05:31
Code: [Select]
[img width=780] url [/img]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 20-05-2010, 15:05:30
I may have posted this before...  :P
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6680/dogfort.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2010, 21:05:49
(http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/trololo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 20-05-2010, 21:05:32
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9900/neonazimoronshs7.gif) (http://img125.imageshack.us/i/neonazimoronshs7.gif/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2010, 22:05:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNyE2xExktA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 21-05-2010, 01:05:07
I may have posted this before...  :P
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6680/dogfort.png)



ahahahahahahahahhahha. so cute... i d'awwwd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 21-05-2010, 01:05:37

Merry Go Round+Motorcycle=Entertainment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLiwqmJY314 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLiwqmJY314)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-05-2010, 18:05:22
No need to thank me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag4tU6B3yc&playnext_from=TL&videos=9kKoqMwB2Ck&feature=sub) :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 21-05-2010, 18:05:44
Quote
Hence why I dont like the adrenaline rush like most of my friends do when mountainbiking Wink.

Dragnag, seriously im confused and a little bothered ;D. I can't believe it. You really dont like adrenaline rushes ;O?.

No, I really dont like adrenaline rushes, sorry ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 21-05-2010, 20:05:31
Private Snafu Training Film  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBZzkJbCHo&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 21-05-2010, 20:05:18
Dude has a kidney for a brain or something.

Maybe that explains why he sounds like bugs bunny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-05-2010, 20:05:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-dtOBbx3s&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 22-05-2010, 16:05:20
I NEED ME SOME OF THAT SOUP  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-05-2010, 23:05:29
Quote
During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.  An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.  The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic."  The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you."  The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared."  The French general said, "That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-05-2010, 03:05:21
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129141359675206929.jpg)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/4/4/21244_slide.jpg?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/5/4/21254_slide.jpg?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/5/8/23558.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-05-2010, 04:05:32
(http://blog.aclarke.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/farnsworth.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-05-2010, 22:05:27
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6507/schtuff.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-05-2010, 13:05:06
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs601.snc3/31648_399925469511_777684511_4019961_8048638_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs337.snc3/29469_1485479936285_1212488732_1340414_7311537_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs291.snc3/28209_1428922639637_1129958122_31261050_7879943_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2010, 16:05:09
LMAO! PEDOPOPE!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXCrW05QdGE&feature=related

I SEE SPY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-05-2010, 00:05:26
hehe Pedopope
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-05-2010, 01:05:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xC8-gRzNkA&feature=related

Watching the whole series and this is the episode i LMAO
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 26-05-2010, 17:05:20
Never watched yugiyo but its hilarious :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-05-2010, 03:05:13
What a guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 27-05-2010, 10:05:08
Lol, Bond WW2 style. hehehe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 27-05-2010, 11:05:59
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7372/picdump10052141.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-05-2010, 12:05:38
Oh boy, it is so sad that it is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G46DJAnQgE&playnext_from=TL&videos=glX-8yiMmys&feature=sub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-05-2010, 12:05:07
Just read a few comments and it pissed me...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-05-2010, 12:05:35
I read the title and decided not to watch it, I don't wan't to ruin my day.

Luckily I found something really fun in my subscriptions section:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URFdxfcTZgU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-05-2010, 13:05:40
Gmod Idiot Box #9 is out too !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OLi4mnSho&playnext_from=TL&videos=WHQhfs4v3K0&feature=sub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 27-05-2010, 15:05:55
Gmod Idiot Box #9 is out too !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OLi4mnSho&playnext_from=TL&videos=WHQhfs4v3K0&feature=sub

I dont get it .. is this some kind of insider thingie ? :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-05-2010, 15:05:36
Actually i thought more guys knew about Gmod  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-05-2010, 16:05:26
I don't like idiot box, very weak humour. Very popular with the 11 to 13 year old G-mod playerbase.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-05-2010, 17:05:55
Sorry for posting twice in a day in this tread but this is just hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSyeaDZjaQ&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 27-05-2010, 17:05:53
FAIL  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 27-05-2010, 18:05:57
GMod actually has to be one of the best games I have ever played.

Many many many mods have spawned from this one, many great mods as well.
It is ground breaking in many ways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-05-2010, 18:05:54
GMod <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqDo0Y0GYJI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2010, 18:05:10
Sorry for posting twice in a day in this tread but this is just hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSyeaDZjaQ&feature=player_embedded
1.04=
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 27-05-2010, 19:05:07
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7372/picdump10052141.jpg)



Ah, Cadilac. Yes, they virtually do hve everything... ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-05-2010, 21:05:09
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Star_Wars_Stone.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2010, 21:05:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lj1zeAiYWw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-05-2010, 21:05:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgUCyN-Zn8o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jürgen on 27-05-2010, 22:05:27
(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sieg-fail-pic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 27-05-2010, 22:05:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgUCyN-Zn8o

I raise you a John Daker..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8beYR1iBQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8beYR1iBQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-05-2010, 23:05:55
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/posters/ghostbusters.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129190171886971873.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129190222600890190.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129194575418832491.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193980659269250.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193746608222157.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129192325417138379.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129192334505677987.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-05-2010, 14:05:28
Inflatable lion fail


(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193798502600377.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-05-2010, 14:05:55
Hahahahaha biiviz, that is just awesome!!

check out this one too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-05-2010, 14:05:55
Oh, wow. It kinda hurt a little to watch that ;D



(http://www.gameaxis.com/img/blog/1846/Image/Pikachu's%20vagina%20(600%20x%20450).jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2010, 17:05:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUX9ja5ZY6M

WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-05-2010, 17:05:54
Older then the internet but still funny.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs514.ash1/30318_394261725381_500700381_4319741_3673336_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs514.ash1/30319_398149838532_566688532_4284379_8280082_n.jpg)

And for the Dutch speaking people, this man has my sympathy.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs354.snc3/29310_1433013699891_1069352773_1283243_2227542_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-05-2010, 18:05:15
(http://n1nj4.net/~ferrio/random/companion_cube_porn.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-05-2010, 19:05:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-Q8ru3oVc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 28-05-2010, 20:05:36
Coming to a theater near you!

http://useloos.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=12226
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 28-05-2010, 22:05:53
^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-05-2010, 03:05:43
This is a must-see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEi5PAFkiNI


GESUNDHEIT!! EVERYTING IST GESUNDHEIT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-05-2010, 07:05:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUX9ja5ZY6M

WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
We came, we saw, we KICKED HIS ASS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 29-05-2010, 17:05:12
Haha  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBO7YE7vjE

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-05-2010, 10:05:24
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/S2F16TRYE7I/AAAAAAAADck/b58AZa_Q508/s1600/smokey-the-bear.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-05-2010, 10:05:31
Those silly Germans :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30831_1468585676360_1285134094_31282947_2807376_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 30-05-2010, 10:05:42
Yeah, Stefan Raab, our new Führer.  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 30-05-2010, 12:05:52
lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-05-2010, 13:05:02
Those silly Germans :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30831_1468585676360_1285134094_31282947_2807376_n.jpg)
FHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-05-2010, 13:05:24
Their Reign has started! DEUTCHLAND
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 30-05-2010, 15:05:18
What an idiot lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-05-2010, 15:05:43
Those silly Germans :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30831_1468585676360_1285134094_31282947_2807376_n.jpg)
Have you seen the year 2006 winner, Lordi, he is about this tall?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 30-05-2010, 19:05:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjK_16h8DIk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 30-05-2010, 19:05:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjK_16h8DIk
WTF!  :o
Can someone please take that video, make it black and white and replace the music with some smashing german marching music.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-05-2010, 19:05:03
Hahaha
The Fourth Reich is rising!!
SIEG EUROVISION!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 30-05-2010, 20:05:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjK_16h8DIk
WTF!  :o
Can someone please take that video, make it black and white and replace the music with some smashing german marching music.  ;D

I'm on it.. well something similar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 31-05-2010, 11:05:17
(http://www.defocus.nl/temp/bf1942.gif)

So typical  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-05-2010, 22:05:01
(http://dionysus.explainthisimage.com/content/709/resized/unxplained-photo-1227597884-83283.jpg?1267148516)


"American Politics"
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/rumsfeld.gif) (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/24/129192071522108013.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/21/129189424416939862.gif) (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129187638879011350.gif)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/16/129185154050643300.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 31-05-2010, 23:05:43
(http://www.defocus.nl/temp/bf1942.gif)

So typical  ;D

LMAO, so true

also a bunch of pics:

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7084/zenwu.jpg)
(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/151/weegeegarfield.gif)
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1545/lookatmydunksdo7.jpg)
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8219/lolwtfturtle.jpg)
(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8361/jokernooommm.gif)
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/551/fuckitv.jpg)
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/117/fagwb6j.jpg)
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3576/comic328.png)
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8213/bddchewbacca.jpg)
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9082/1272586261019.jpg)
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7742/1263313831035.jpg)
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4726/121502821963qi2.jpg)
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2678/076lby.jpg)
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6197/65442317.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-06-2010, 01:06:50
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/051/408/original/1270679732598_-_Copy.jpg?1274974969)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 01-06-2010, 01:06:59
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2134/meanwhileinfinland.jpg) (http://img265.imageshack.us/i/meanwhileinfinland.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-06-2010, 03:06:32
(http://files.posterous.com/audiokitty/vxqcIJbeIfzIJneApChdgpjdqkCqJoriGbxtegxHAFHdEshrFflamcDvoJec/media_httpiimgurcom09_qucug.png.scaled1000.png?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1275355625&Signature=KS%2F2FgyiEb64giG99lU3ArJgdAM%3D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-06-2010, 04:06:22
If you're feeling down, bad day at work, argument with the wife, cat died... no money, some asshat reversed into your car.  (that was me yesterday)

What better to cheer you up than this movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZLulEgXLOU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZLulEgXLOU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-06-2010, 04:06:04
From some dude on the Supremacy forums:

Quote
I think we should stop with this silly world wars one and two nonsense and just go back to calling them "The Great War" and "The World War", respectively. Right now both wars seem to be like some kind of sick book or movie idea.

"World War Two, the sequel to the award winning World War One! Bloodier! Louder! Faster! Genocidier! More communists! More bullets! And this time, its actually a world wide conflict! Premiers on September 1st in a Polish theatre near you!!!!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 01-06-2010, 09:06:33
1)  Mix yourself a favourite drink

2)  Load up these 3 links in order, and leave them to play all at the same time:

http://www.rainymood.com/
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

3) ???

4) Profit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-06-2010, 10:06:46
1)  Mix yourself a favourite drink

2)  Load up these 3 links in order, and leave them to play all at the same time:

http://www.rainymood.com/
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

3) ???

4) Profit

You know all that military history stuff you band about, it's f.ck all compared to this post.
I have all three playing, the rain outside just adds to the ambience...

Here's a view from olde Vons window, it's pissing it down here, ok you can't tell from the pics too much but it's another dreary day in pseudo paradise.

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7612/dsc00004tt.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 01-06-2010, 11:06:22
Awesome find Mudra! I feel like a 1920's crime drama!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-06-2010, 19:06:09
Quote
The average Google visitor on the May 22nd spent 36 seconds playing Google Pac-Man. That's 4.8 MILLION HOURS wasted for that day.

We've all seen the "doodles" that Google puts up on special occasions to replace the usual "Google" logo. On May 22, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of Pac-Man, Google put up an interactive doodle: an actual playable Pac-Man game in the shape of the Google logo.

The Rescue Time Blog calculated the difference between the amount of time the average user spends per day on Google and the amount of time the average user spent on Google on May 22, 2010. The average user spent 36 extra seconds on Google that day. Multiply that by 504,703,000 unique visitors and you get 4,819,352 hours of time spent playing Pac-Man around the world!

Assuming that the average Google user is worth about $25/hour, Google cost the world about $120,483,800 in wasted time. That's enough money to pay the salary of every Google employee for 6 weeks of work!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-06-2010, 19:06:32
Ha, Sibem, I saw that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-06-2010, 20:06:34
Did you, did you see this?


Quote
If you type "James Bond" into Google Translate and have it translated to Standard Chinese, it will translate to "007".

and


Quote
The house where Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence was replaced with a hamburger stand.

Jefferson wrote the Declaration in the Graff House in Philadelphia. The building was torn down in 1884 and replaced with a bank. The bank was demolished in the 20th century. In its place was a new building, a hamburger stand, with a historical marker on the front explaining the significance of the site.

and


Quote
A penny is worth 1 cent but it costs more than that to make it.

The value of the materials used to make pennies (97.5% zinc, and only 2.5% copper) often fluctuate. The cost of zinc went up, so the cost to produce a penny went up from .97 cents in 2005 to 1.7 cents in 2007. Since the materials in pennies cost more than pennies themselves, you might want to try melting your pennies down and selling the metal for a profit. Of course, if you do this, you could find yourself spending 5 years in prison.


and


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The "turritopsis nutricula" can LIVE FOREVER. It's also known as the "immortal" jellyfish.

In a normal jellyfish life cycle, the jellyfish will transform from an immature polyp stage to a sexually mature medusa stage. After reproducing, the jellyfish will die. However, the turritopsis nutricula can revert back to its polyp stage after achieving maturity. In laboratories, the turritopsis nutricula has been able to continue doing this indefinitely.

This would be like an adult human turning back into a little kid, then growing up again, over and over again. The turritopsis nutricula can't die of old age, so it earns the title of "immortal". Of course, unlike the normal definition of immortal, the "immortal jellyfish" can still be eaten or die from natural causes.


and

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The "57" on the Heinz bottles doesn't stand for anything.

Henry John Heinz wanted to impress people with the number of products his company sold. At the time, Heinz foods sold more than 60 varieties of products, Heinz liked the number 57 and had "57 Varieties" put on the labels. His lucky number was 5, and his wife's was 7. The "57 Varieties" slogan worked, and his company really took off. Soon the logo, a pickle with the number 57 on it, was everywhere. I guess the number really was lucky.


and


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SEVEN different people played Darth Vader.

Darth Vader's famous deep voice was done by James Earl Jones, the same actor who did the voice of Mufasa in the Lion King. The Darth Vader that we actually saw on screen was David Prowse, an actor and bodybuilder. Interesting side note: since James Earl Jones was the one saying Darth Vader's lines, David Prowse didn't even realize that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father until he saw the movie!

Many of Darth Vader's stunts, like the lightsaber duels, were done by Bob Anderson, a professional fencer. And then, when Luke takes off Vader's helmet in Return of the Jedi there's ANOTHER actor playing Darth Vader, Sebastian Shaw.

But we're not done yet. When George Lucas re-released the original Star Wars trilogy he had to shoot extra scenes with Darth Vader, this time with actor and visual effects artist C. Andrew Nelson. Then, when Lucas released a prequel trilogy, he hired two more actors, Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christiansen, to play young Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader's alter ego. That's SEVEN DIFFERENT DARTH VADERS.

Here's what Darth Vader sounds like without the voice-over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSm9DDxQv8E

and


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Lightning is 5 times hotter than the sun.

Lighting can reach temperatures of 30,000 kelvins (53,540 degrees Fahrenheit). Compare that to the surface of the sun, 6,000 kelvins (10,340 degrees Fahrenheit)


?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-06-2010, 20:06:49
I knew all of them except the lightning one  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-06-2010, 20:06:52
Sure, mention only the temperature of the coolest part of the sun. :P
How about the almost 14 000 000 Kelvins in the core or whooping 20 million K in the hottest parts of the corona.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-06-2010, 20:06:43
Lighthing must be pleased now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-06-2010, 20:06:33
Pfff, details, lightning is still hotter then the friggin surface of the sun :D

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs594.snc3/31298_402639934511_777684511_4091935_2894821_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs574.snc3/31298_402637019511_777684511_4091876_4782116_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs534.ash1/31298_402636649511_777684511_4091866_1167144_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs310.snc3/29105_1469730064685_1276612468_1306045_286465_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs530.snc3/30111_460150203624_583288624_5954673_4606359_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs321.snc3/28655_1333183727971_1182381218_30798530_7635690_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 01-06-2010, 21:06:55
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1599/pandahaters.jpg) (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/pandahaters.jpg/)

(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5188/enlightenmenty.jpg) (http://img718.imageshack.us/i/enlightenmenty.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-06-2010, 10:06:21
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs545.snc3/29882_1491050638679_1306386845_1326273_8020764_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-06-2010, 16:06:26
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7118/tf2erectiledysfunctionbil6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 03-06-2010, 17:06:35
Some robotunicornatack. If you don't know what it is... http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=5186.0

(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru1-700x428.jpg)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru7-700x280.png)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru8.jpg)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-06-2010, 17:06:41
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3399/4649826986_056f6d0be6.jpg)
Robot unicorn cosplay, hell yeah!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 04-06-2010, 20:06:17
Relationship of man and beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOu_On_6vMY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2010, 01:06:28
Relationship of man and beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOu_On_6vMY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcCMzFEBAeg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-06-2010, 11:06:48
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2010, 19:06:53
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg

I don't find that very funny.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: MerugopXL on 06-06-2010, 20:06:40
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Aint New kids Dutch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 06-06-2010, 21:06:51
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Aint New kids Dutch
That would be "New kids on the block" or  New Kids for short.
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/new-kids-camping
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/pistool
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 07-06-2010, 05:06:10
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg

I don't find that very funny.
I laughed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 07-06-2010, 07:06:29
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg)
It's probably me, but I don't get it.

Winter doesn't occur till December, and it's Autumn in October.

I do get the concept and think it's chuckle-worthy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2010, 07:06:08
Its daylight savings time.  Essentially, it means that the first child was born 45min before the 2nd one, however due to savings time change, which causes an hour fallback, the second child is listed, time wise, as being born 15 minutes before the first child out of the womb.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 07-06-2010, 07:06:48
Its daylight savings time.  Essentially, it means that the first child was born 45min before the 2nd one, however due to savings time change, which causes an hour fallback, the second child is listed, time wise, as being born 15 minutes before the first child out of the womb.
Ah, OK. I just refer to it being DST or not DST.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 07-06-2010, 09:06:52
Winter doesn't occur till December, and it's Autumn in October.
lol. That was funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 07-06-2010, 09:06:41
damn you guys! stop discussing it and post more funny stuff!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-06-2010, 10:06:22
Lol at those who did not get my previous pic.

Here is a new one that i found funny.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs521.snc3/29644_430319544457_518764457_5767282_53032_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 07-06-2010, 11:06:15
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/worst_case_scenario.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 07-06-2010, 14:06:25
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4662/picdump10060453.jpg)

reminds me of my day :/



(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3006/picdump10060406.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-06-2010, 23:06:08
Haha, nice one with the magnets.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs322.snc3/28689_1442578914763_1541791902_2597805_6120297_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-06-2010, 09:06:56
(http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/07/bpstation.jpg)


ohh the irony
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 08-06-2010, 16:06:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY) Monsterbike
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-06-2010, 17:06:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY) Monsterbike

puny bike with just 1 big wheel
http://www.tourteufel.de/
(http://www.tourteufel.de/images/stories/groesstesfahrrad.jpg)

this dud is a huge cyclist fan from germany and builds all kind of strange bicycles
huge ones, really tiny ones
some with "reversed" controls (steer left to go right, paddle backwards to go forwards etc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 08-06-2010, 17:06:51
Haha, nice one with the magnets.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs322.snc3/28689_1442578914763_1541791902_2597805_6120297_n.jpg)

I'd have told them to go and visit a monastry, but even those places aren't free from sex these days...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 08-06-2010, 19:06:58
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/700004024_7cf7c79b59.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MerugopXL on 08-06-2010, 19:06:31
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Aint New kids Dutch
That would be "New kids on the block" or  New Kids for short.
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/new-kids-camping
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/pistool
I know whut it is but i thought this was an internationa lfroum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-06-2010, 22:06:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGI52iiIcxg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jürgen on 08-06-2010, 22:06:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGI52iiIcxg
How the hell did you find that?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-06-2010, 22:06:56

(http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/14.jpg)

(http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/88.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-06-2010, 22:06:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3alA2_RZZY&feature=watch_response_rev

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHXY15-JmVY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-06-2010, 23:06:05
Could post it in multiple treads but i will just leave it here.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs562.snc3/30709_1357080160124_1025087622_825148_3761185_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tuhulu on 09-06-2010, 00:06:46
Lots of good stuff here, keep it going :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIInySnQe4I&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-06-2010, 02:06:50
Bwahaha
http://www.cracked.com/article_18529_6-absurd-gender-stereotypes-that-science-says-are-true.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 09-06-2010, 04:06:53
(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/1242225474_attempting_to_give_a_dam.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 09-06-2010, 07:06:13
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/700004024_7cf7c79b59.jpg)
hahahha that is just awesome, one of the best in the whole thread!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 09-06-2010, 08:06:44
Could post it in multiple treads but i will just leave it here.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs562.snc3/30709_1357080160124_1025087622_825148_3761185_n.jpg)

HAHAHA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 09-06-2010, 08:06:32
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7118/1255669825626.png)


I've always thought this was an awesome drawing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-06-2010, 11:06:29
For those who follow euro polictics.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29969_400519810932_662195932_4944560_3151129_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 09-06-2010, 11:06:29
hahahha that is just awesome, one of the best in the whole thread!

I pity your taste of humor.

For those who follow euro polictics.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29969_400519810932_662195932_4944560_3151129_n.jpg)

That made me chuckle, good work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-06-2010, 11:06:34
This is better imo

(http://www.flyingface.com/blog/images/obama-chuck-norris-berlusconi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-06-2010, 19:06:39
hehe, last 2 are awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 09-06-2010, 19:06:35
Lol, yeah both aren't bad at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-06-2010, 20:06:27
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7118/1255669825626.png)


I've always thought this was an awesome drawing.

Aah, it is good--but kenny is Blonde! 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 09-06-2010, 21:06:53
(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/160/c/5/Talk_to_Me_1_by_humon.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 09-06-2010, 21:06:47
@VM: That one with the rain and jazz was the stuff!
I can listen to it over and over and over and over and over and...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 09-06-2010, 22:06:52
awsome cartoon ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 00:06:36
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/5/6/9/24569.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 10-06-2010, 00:06:22
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/5/6/9/24569.jpg?v=1)

Horribly mislead uneducated person in a blue suit?

NO WAIT IT'S SUPER JEW.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-06-2010, 01:06:19
@VM: That one with the rain and jazz was the stuff!
I can listen to it over and over and over and over and over and...

Hee hee  ;D  I'm glad it got a great reception here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 01:06:31
(http://divisibleby0.com/cat_kill/png/sprinting.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-06-2010, 08:06:01
The Oatmeal, theres more of those Killer Cats  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 10-06-2010, 09:06:53
Who was that guy in those 2 comics?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 09:06:31
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs541.snc3/29684_404008664197_645019197_4150073_862691_n.jpg)

Beach closed: Temperature of the water.... microscopic :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs324.snc3/28808_1432233958675_1017661271_1258998_7131336_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs324.snc3/28808_1432232998651_1017661271_1258993_2417842_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 10-06-2010, 10:06:20
(http://www.schmunzelseite.de/img/werb7217.jpg)

can i get tiger & maus shoes too ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 21:06:53
(http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17403/jedi_mindpowers1.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 21:06:49
One of so many reasons I love the Bible :)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs526.ash1/30891_126298680737120_100000709663754_181736_8103084_n.jpg)

Yeah, look it up, its there. I also love the sentence before it  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2010, 21:06:22
The joke here is.. you, right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 22:06:05
This is not only a joke tread, this is a merge of the "I went on the internet and i found this" and " the joke tread".
This goes into option number one. It does not have to be funny by definition. Just spreading it around since i know many people that read the bible for truth often just skip lines like this. This is not meant offensive, just informative.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 22:06:23
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129198705579128934.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 23:06:12
Because some of you did not like my last post, here is something you should like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20mnQwErLY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 11-06-2010, 00:06:40
Because some of you did not like my last post, here is something you should like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20mnQwErLY

Awesome!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 11-06-2010, 10:06:05
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/pic/bp/ (http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/pic/bp/)
a little BP bashing  :D

i dont want to post 30 pictures in a row so just click the link
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-06-2010, 10:06:38
Some are really great but this BP bashing is going too far. Did you guys know they have not yet refused any claims from people who feel damaged by the oil in their fishing seas? Thats like 37,000 claims already and they say they are not going to refuse any. So claim today lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-06-2010, 11:06:11
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs556.snc3/30389_1504827424504_1348827302_2116118_93140_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs516.ash1/30389_1504825664460_1348827302_2116107_7650578_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 11-06-2010, 11:06:29
hero of the day

(http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/superman.gif)


and bonus cool collision
(http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/smoke.gif)


(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9509/1276262479019.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-06-2010, 12:06:27


....Thorondor123.... :P
Go ahead, make my day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-06-2010, 04:06:59
(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9709/6522423lglg2.jpg)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/piratebay_header.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-06-2010, 20:06:54
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/piratebay_header.jpg

Me like :)

Here is are some old ones
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs608.snc3/31998_401197987311_564032311_4931913_2507869_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs421.ash1/23333_408397292257_734952257_4283924_7495169_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs361.snc3/23333_408397287257_734952257_4283923_4209665_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs421.ash1/23333_408397262257_734952257_4283921_3281885_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs554.snc3/30293_415435219216_677029216_4398051_3410013_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs554.snc3/30293_2421638939432_1205202596_100583944_879136_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs576.snc3/31427_1454032546653_1108493950_31327927_3631081_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-06-2010, 20:06:28
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/piratebay_header.jpg


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs554.snc3/30293_2421638939432_1205202596_100583944_879136_n.jpg)


(http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/medium/australia-spider.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2010, 22:06:50
For those who follow euro polictics.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29969_400519810932_662195932_4944560_3151129_n.jpg)
WHAHAHAHA  DUUUDE

Golden! Brilliant!

(http://4chanmemeandmotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/awsome_-_its_never_lost_in_translation.jpg)
PEDOBEAR special!
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Slitmywrists/1196673180611.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0901/pedobear-pedo-bear-pedobear-carebears-demotivational-poster-1231676745.jpg)
(http://c2.api.ning.com/files/ZaN-1ODOPmuDtj4JiI7MZxGdq*guxjl82IfLT9645F0ioFeCWHwCx-eCGDHOqZeeTfwjsgihJl0kAEF672-W7VwiqyS9Y1EL/pedobear_road_sign.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 13-06-2010, 23:06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxzqeT466A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxzqeT466A) Well I hope for his sake it's a tail....  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-06-2010, 00:06:19
Strange that he still has it, they always cut it off here. Same with extra toes and fingers. Must be from an underdeveloped country  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-06-2010, 00:06:55
Um, did you even watch the vid?  The scrolling text says he's from Moscow....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-06-2010, 00:06:40
Apprently moar common than you'd think according to this bloke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTO4dzDg58 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTO4dzDg58) (yeah I know I know, but I do find his talks entertaining  :D )
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 14-06-2010, 20:06:41
this BP bashing is going too far.

They are destroying the environment but we are teasing them too much. Sorry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 14-06-2010, 20:06:00
this BP bashing is going too far.

They are destroying the environment but we are teasing them too much. Sorry.

Nice cutting in the quote, pancake. Not that I care much about this whole nature thing but you really think they made that leak on purpose?

'k guys lets just spill the stuff we make money with lolol'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-06-2010, 20:06:00
"And then, then, we'll spend all the money that we're not making on trying to fix it whilst losing all public support.  It'll be grand!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-06-2010, 20:06:32
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-06-2010, 20:06:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4GhMYxE2Lc

my first episode of this awesome epic series i found when i typed blackberry

So ye

I just love this episode's ending, the way they scream....Sadistic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 15-06-2010, 07:06:38
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

1. Religion of peace
2. Kill thousands
3. ...
4. PROPHET!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 15-06-2010, 08:06:59
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

1. Religion of peace
2. Kill thousands
3. ...
4. PROPHET!

I don't think you'll troll anyone here with this. Besides this doesn't argue the topic at hand not one bit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-06-2010, 10:06:50

Quote
Did anyone see that drama on ITV last saturday night?

How Green was my goal keeping.

Quote
Fabio Capello has warned all of his players about the possible dangers of catching Aids during this trip to Africa. All except for Robert Green that is, who is in NO danger of catching anything at all.

Quote
Robert Green announced as the new chief of BP. Company said "he's an expert on spillages & his eagerness to aid USA in tough times is appreciated.

Quote
Robert Green.

The inventor of Teflon.

Quote
These Robert Green jokes are getting out of hand and quite frankly crossing the line.

Quote
I feel sorry for Robert Green.

After all, this isn't the first time an American has shot at an Englishmen and ruined his career.

Quote
Robert Green got so sick of the shape of the new ball.#

It was too spherical and it made him edgy.

Quote
well if england win, don't let Rob Green hold the trophy. 

Quote
My computer has got the Rob Green virus
It won't save anything
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-06-2010, 10:06:35
What really happened...
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/jediball.gif)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs635.snc3/31860_1415074090085_1029541653_1250674_2154587_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs634.snc3/31820_1415067929931_1029541653_1250661_7271583_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs544.ash1/31820_1415065809878_1029541653_1250659_1102924_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs543.ash1/31760_1415055889630_1029541653_1250642_6617865_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs543.ash1/31760_1415055369617_1029541653_1250640_5614041_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs633.snc3/31760_1415054289590_1029541653_1250637_1797564_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs633.snc3/31760_1415053929581_1029541653_1250635_4344261_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 15-06-2010, 14:06:54
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5153/1276602340349.png)

just to avoid to many double posts

just made me lough

(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1739/1276606962141.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-06-2010, 14:06:06
To be honest, they do kinda shut up with the vuvuzelas during the national anthems.

however, the 5 second wait between the two national anthems they start blowing in them again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-06-2010, 14:06:48
Oh let them. What are we western society bums to say anything to their customs?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-06-2010, 15:06:18
Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-06-2010, 15:06:56
Ahh I just hit the mute button on TV remote. Problem solved. Har, har, har.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-06-2010, 15:06:23
Some people actuality go outside flippy, there is no mute button there :)

And i don't want to wear earplugs just to go out...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 15-06-2010, 15:06:01
Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.

Oh no, not the Germans! Those bastards! Though I can already forsee the "strategy" of how to counter attack such assaults... uhuh.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-06-2010, 16:06:52
Oh let them. What are we western society bums to say anything to their customs?
Because they fucking hurt our ears, the players can't hear the referee's whistle, the players can't hear instructions from the coach and voices from the commentators are being drowned in the noise (protests from tv-companies).

Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.

I'm not THAT worried though. They have recieved SO much protests here in europe that I don't think they will get a hold.
Clubs/leagues will ban them.

Here in europe the supporter culture is more focused on singing rather than making as much noise as possible.
Eventually, people will grow tired of making that monotone noise. How much fun can it be.

if they do get a hold however, that will ruin football for me.
80% of the reason why I go to see games live is due to the fantastic feeling, the singing and cheering for my team. It's impossible to describe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 15-06-2010, 17:06:47
Football sucks.
So here's an unrelated hilarious picture I found today.
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/shitbricks.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 15-06-2010, 20:06:00
Repeat the mantra Fuck you five time in the morning....good for health and it clears your throat too.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI#t=2m13s)   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 15-06-2010, 21:06:55
Erna, you jackass.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-06-2010, 21:06:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo


KABOOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-06-2010, 13:06:25
(http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac16/chuckelatto/80713773.jpg)

Edit:
This is friggin awesome :D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs634.snc3/31819_1452035991184_1541791902_2622145_5337664_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 18-06-2010, 13:06:45
how could this happen, this thread was on page two. either the internet is not funny anymore or you are getting lazy.

ooowwww crap they learned how to open doors
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5889/picdump10061805.jpg)


(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5977/picdump10061846.jpg)


and i guess most have seen the legos niper rifle video
http://www.destift.com/media/2010/06/15/lego-sniper-rifle/ (http://www.destift.com/media/2010/06/15/lego-sniper-rifle/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-06-2010, 13:06:03
Well, its only me and 2 other guys who keep this tread alive so sorry.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs557.snc3/30485_1272564308932_1674635670_601200_7034171_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 18-06-2010, 15:06:34
Some pics about vuvuzelas...
http://www.sinn-frei.com/verbietet-fussball-auf-vuvuzela-konzerten_13055.htm

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-06-2010, 21:06:26
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/54b2550556e3c0bfc23e/smallbeers.jpg)
(http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/84263/1276033295/thumb.doctorsposter.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/nanocabbage.jpg)(http://fudgethatsugar.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/100616_iphone.jpg)
(http://www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/vuvu-real-ale-a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-06-2010, 08:06:56
(http://d.facdn.net/art/steel-plated-bambi/1277008811.steel-plated-bambi_dsc00507_smaller.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 20-06-2010, 11:06:44
Bow to greatness of Dave Allen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOZQSRzKmU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-06-2010, 15:06:42
One of my favorite internet commics :)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs312.snc3/28276_1440396003052_1027590691_1285996_4943081_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 20-06-2010, 22:06:48
I know it's kinda old, but just incase some of you may not be familiar with these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHnyQXyuTGY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZ8EkK3eWY

I haven't watched these since 2007 or so. =p

Edit: And some newer scetches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGp4DvFEgh8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFk9zJNX0Lk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSxjpcfxfI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QDz3c3Auw
"Scramble! Come on chaps, jerry over the south down (?), scramble chaps!"
"No way blood, I'v done flying today.. this morning, and I nearly missed lunch."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-06-2010, 22:06:37
Whitest Kids You know.They are Funny! This is the first video of them i watched.(Dont ask what i was looking for XD )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gewdaLQ31lo

Also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybHvuSeDR8U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-06-2010, 20:06:56
German Tanks on the Streets of America!!!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zeOs-fb0N0)  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-06-2010, 21:06:28
Great find Capten C  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-06-2010, 21:06:42
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6435/lkxa3.gif) (http://img683.imageshack.us/i/lkxa3.gif/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-06-2010, 21:06:28
That's just the Panzer 3.  I've fought alongside it before, the guys who own it are really, really cool.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-06-2010, 22:06:34
That's just the Panzer 3.  I've fought alongside it before, the guys who own it are really, really cool.
Of course they are, they own a bloody Panzer III :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-06-2010, 22:06:42
Best part, they made it from scratch from a M113 chassis :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-06-2010, 22:06:37
Best part, they made it from scratch from a M113 chassis :)
Woah, I thought it was an import job!  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 22-06-2010, 22:06:08
Best part, they made it from scratch from a M113 chassis :)
What did they use for an engine? I thought it was going rather fast, about 30-40 mph. If that's the case though, they should have won 1st place if it was only a mock-up though, especially if it based on originality, like most antique car shows are. Either way though.. it was a nice looking mock-up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-06-2010, 01:06:00
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/720320131.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-06-2010, 02:06:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OLi4mnSho
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 23-06-2010, 03:06:49
Thorondor123 You have make my day :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 23-06-2010, 09:06:19
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/Vampires.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 23-06-2010, 11:06:18
long scroll but this is somewhat funny
courtesy of 4chan
(http://memefolder.com/image/368.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 23-06-2010, 11:06:57
(http://www.thenoobcomic.com/headquarters/comics/00382.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-06-2010, 23:06:08
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs055.ash2/36121_136969959653787_100000223510221_385405_3440785_n.jpg)

Epic win.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36881_1276242040873_1674635670_610083_8282054_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 24-06-2010, 00:06:03
  I am getting some of those cards.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 24-06-2010, 02:06:55
Yeah, that really is a pretty awsome Idea. I should create some on photoshop..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 24-06-2010, 02:06:43
http://redvsblue.com/archive/?sid=rvb&season=8

this is freakin' hilarious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 24-06-2010, 09:06:15
Red vs Blue = class
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 24-06-2010, 11:06:04
one of my all time favorite gifs

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/13/129156784421327071.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-06-2010, 18:06:28
So, lets see what's in the news today.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs120.snc4/36373_1464496783216_1557393389_1101608_117143_n.jpg)

Pay attention guys.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs001.ash2/33393_1463809751862_1132047058_1783594_139882_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 24-06-2010, 21:06:42
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/csizb/2010/csizb100624.jpg)

In Finnish:

(http://mustaheppa.sarjakuvablogit.com/files/2010/06/2010-06-24-fin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-06-2010, 21:06:38
Ahahah that made me lol :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-06-2010, 21:06:22
This is going straight to explainthisimage.com
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs296.snc3/28466_404186551805_9980651805_4871911_2456310_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 24-06-2010, 23:06:12
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/vuvuzela_in_doom/ (http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/vuvuzela_in_doom/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2010, 12:06:42
This guy is popular because he is annoying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CehxoJy0I

Holy shit He talks like a squirrel who gets trown into a blender
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 25-06-2010, 13:06:22
This guy is popular because he is annoying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CehxoJy0I

Holy shit He talks like a squirrel who gets trown into a blender
Has someone watched that more than 10 seconds? 5 of those went for trying to close it and missng X button.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 25-06-2010, 13:06:23
This guy is popular because he is annoying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CehxoJy0I

Holy shit He talks like a squirrel who gets trown into a blender
So it is a young moron that uses a computer to change his voice into chip 'n dale?  :(
Not funny...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2010, 15:06:44
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Stormwinds_The_Lost.swf

Addicting game :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 25-06-2010, 17:06:51
(http://i43.tinypic.com/22ly06.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2010, 18:06:02
(http://i43.tinypic.com/22ly06.jpg)
HAHAHAHA from what is that? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 25-06-2010, 18:06:34
Took me a couple of second to see what it was about. Awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 25-06-2010, 19:06:09
LOL, i found it on some random search for Picture of the day on NML website and i saw this. I laughed long time when i saw it first  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-06-2010, 14:06:06
(http://s.lurkmore.ru/images/b/be/ENGLISH_MOTHERFUCKER.gif)

Best motherfucking GIF  ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-06-2010, 21:06:42
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/353466683_b32f39724c.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 26-06-2010, 21:06:39
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/353466683_b32f39724c.jpg)

Awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-06-2010, 17:06:01
(http://dl.gamesradar.com/photos/failgif/powblock.gif)
(http://dl.gamesradar.com/photos/failgif/bumshot_1.gif)
(http://dl.gamesradar.com/photos/failgif/others/punchout.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 27-06-2010, 18:06:46
I've seen the POW one before, what is he hitting, some kind of landmine?  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-06-2010, 18:06:07
Fireworks that one sets off using a sledgehammer. Quite fun, but this guy wanted the biggest explosion of the neighbourhood.

---

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/xu/m5y/cmss/138436/720942318.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 28-06-2010, 00:06:39
(http://images3.photomania.com/361838/1/rad7D8D0.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-06-2010, 04:06:45
The French are wierd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 28-06-2010, 12:06:19
(http://images3.photomania.com/361838/1/rad7D8D0.gif)

Hahaha I laughed so hard when I saw that yesterday.
cameraman-fail.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2010, 12:06:34
The French are wierd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w)
EH?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-06-2010, 13:06:24
I will never drink Orangina again.

Thats way too disturbing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-06-2010, 13:06:21
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs121.snc4/36392_410348228538_568758538_4353778_7828873_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 28-06-2010, 13:06:00
^^ LOL!!!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-06-2010, 15:06:30
I will never drink Orangina again.

Thats way too disturbing.

Agreed, definitely never drinking it again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-06-2010, 15:06:05
But you'll keep shaving with it though? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-06-2010, 16:06:55
Of course   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2010, 21:06:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8

I MOTHAF*CKING COULNDT STOP LAUGHING

IN YOUR FACE STUPID WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid woman, that what i hate about those kind of people, it is always AGAINST them because they are foreign! BULLOCKS WOMAN


ah  this guy must have played FH2 because of the "GET fucked" lines
And that lovely aussie accent= Something bout dem naazis?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 28-06-2010, 22:06:34
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 28-06-2010, 22:06:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUdaPNXC_68

 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-06-2010, 22:06:16
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 28-06-2010, 22:06:02
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.

I don't think she is. Stand ups don't pull stunts like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-06-2010, 22:06:38
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.
Yeah absolutely. She's a good actor, but he's not as good an actor. You notice on him that it is fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 28-06-2010, 22:06:51
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.

I don't think she is. Stand ups don't pull stunts like that.

Yeah, not everything is a conspiracy guys....  Hecklers like that are common=/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2010, 23:06:16
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.

I don't think she is. Stand ups don't pull stunts like that.

Yeah, not everything is a conspiracy guys....  Hecklers like that are common=/
Guys i truly doubt this was fake.

you know=GET fucked bullocks! Stop crying! Enjoy the scene dammit!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-06-2010, 23:06:57
It's not a conspiracy, it's part of your act to entertain those people and such things seriously entertain people.

Plus judging from the comments, people saw him live and saw the same thing happening while they are not the guests on the recording.

I bet it's a conspiracy from the Black Union to sabotage his stand up performance  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 29-06-2010, 03:06:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0QTar0MEwc

 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-06-2010, 18:06:00
(http://forums.filefront.com/picture.php?albumid=263&pictureid=5648)
(http://forums.filefront.com/attachments/spam-forum/71925d1265138349-de-motivational-posters-donkey-boxer.jpg)
(http://forums.filefront.com/picture.php?albumid=381&pictureid=6234)
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1236/82860d1217358994funnyst.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/29/633791997371916085-Americangangsters.jpg)
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5537/1245129244127.jpg)
(http://www.picdash.com/image/f/dash/7e0c1056bc91bfc8d73752c6290e9751.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/1/13/633990227229991775-infowars.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2010, 19:06:28
YOU WILL DRINK BUDWEISER!
YOU WILL LIKE AMERICAN BEER!


They see me rolling
Me carrieng
Overloading and tryin' catch me riding dirty

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-transportation-f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-06-2010, 19:06:09
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 30-06-2010, 19:06:59
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A

How the Eastern front was won..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kioCFQu1aSg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-06-2010, 19:06:32
hehe saw that one before ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2010, 19:06:59
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A
HAHAHA tf2s pyro!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-06-2010, 19:06:28
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/images/bbpics/pic0448.jpg)

And i thought buses on Greece were overcrowded  :o

+Danny Bhoy a Scottish-Indian Comedian who is FUNNEH!

pt1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7Z8hTVkHo&playnext_from=TL&videos=CTTpo5cnnc0
pt2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Zk6xHIdMA&feature=related
pt3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLTeX4zVa_E&feature=related
pt4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u960xWA57k&feature=related
pt5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq-y3j0i-t8&feature=related
pt6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2DOTSTZj4&feature=related
pt7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNhiboU7tOA&feature=related
pt8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsU8VLa_3Bk&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-06-2010, 20:06:43
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs033.snc4/34029_479513158288_744673288_6396140_2274766_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs081.ash2/37394_133658609987435_100000298909564_291076_2530594_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs619.snc3/32575_472631578288_744673288_6214235_5310494_n.jpg)

The last one is so true unfortunately
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 30-06-2010, 21:06:24
Scottish comedian Billy Connolly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenzQaXM6Pw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyW0riD54nY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 30-06-2010, 21:06:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

Conan the barbarian musical

I laughed so hard :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 30-06-2010, 22:06:37
Scottish comedian Billy Connolly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenzQaXM6Pw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyW0riD54nY&feature=related
Billy Connolly is such a great guy. I've watched all his "travel" programs, half his hilarious comedy, half travelling and meeting locals. Great stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 01-07-2010, 00:07:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

Conan the barbarian musical

I laughed so hard :D

Snort..

How the Eastern front was won..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kioCFQu1aSg

That Panzershreck shreding is so awesome. I almost forgot how funny this vid was.

Oh and yah,

a movie review, kinda funny but mostly true.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1839-The-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-07-2010, 02:07:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42fsPaAkcag&feature=popular

Super Violin Mario
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-07-2010, 06:07:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42fsPaAkcag&feature=popular

Super Violin Mario

Haha, I saw that on the front page of youtube earlier and watched it  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 01-07-2010, 09:07:45
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/csizb/2010/csizb100630.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 01-07-2010, 11:07:09
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/csizb/2010/csizb100630.jpg)

i dont get it :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 01-07-2010, 12:07:18
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A
Ha! That movie is filmed not far from where i grew up.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-07-2010, 16:07:08
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A

That 'Flamethrower' is the same model vacuum cleaner that I have!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-07-2010, 21:07:26
One for the Deepwater horizon tread :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs115.snc4/36093_2441217268878_1205202596_100638085_6454234_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs017.ash2/34219_403325374162_611364162_4390800_1935661_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 01-07-2010, 21:07:16
Referring to the bicycle cops domotivator. I always wondered how people manage to pull out their camera/cell phone and make a snapshot while driving a car (here the road suggests he's driving above 40km/h). Or do they drive with a camera ready for filmng, if so, why do they do that?

It always bugged me somehow.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 01-07-2010, 21:07:41
Well, everyone got cellphone and they got quite good cameras nowdays. If I had good camera in my phone, I could easily take pic while driving...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 02-07-2010, 13:07:22
Germans are filthy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA803thhgA0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 02-07-2010, 15:07:20
not a joke but still awesome

gigantic LCD screen ....  or is it ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jgkm2pdWgY

crazy asians ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 02-07-2010, 15:07:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL7GIxCX0Yw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 02-07-2010, 16:07:54
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-07-2010, 16:07:46
This guy was a dutch meme because he so AWESOMELY lighted that little firework

And zhis is what they made off it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uzm32iGJow&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 02-07-2010, 16:07:21
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)

Oh yes! ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 02-07-2010, 18:07:00
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)
That movie is awsome! In fact, most movies starring Louis de Funes are awsome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 02-07-2010, 20:07:11
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)
That movie is awsome! In fact, most movies starring Louis de Funes are awsome.
YES, i love Louis de Funes! Gendarmerie series and lots of films like Grande Vandrouille  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vdv05MT3GI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2010, 00:07:24
Forgotten Hope Forums, Serious Business
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3657/lawlsx.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-07-2010, 00:07:12
lmao, hope im not the only one that made the mistake of actually clicking on it xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2010, 01:07:33
Depends, which did you click?
You can tell by the views, lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-07-2010, 11:07:34
BEE-17 BOMber

http://z0r.de/1681

oh and this

http://z0r.de/1851

HIYA BABUSHKA!
PRETTY PRETTY BABUSHKA!
HIYA BABUSHKA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 03-07-2010, 19:07:25
lols @ Babuška!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 03-07-2010, 21:07:07
Trailer of brand new Vuvuzela Hero game! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40TP1ughek)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MvB_1988 on 03-07-2010, 23:07:17
God, that game sucks! But awesome that they put hypnotoad in it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 04-07-2010, 16:07:29
Cake Or Death? (Portal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGV7SdLBCHk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 04-07-2010, 16:07:53
Cake Or Death? (Portal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGV7SdLBCHk


AAAAHAHHAHAHAH i freekin love Eddie Izzard !

Ill take the Penne Ala Arabiata :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-07-2010, 22:07:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ptOv1mGm8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 04-07-2010, 23:07:53
Optical illusions!

(http://www.myfunlink.to/fwbrseupts84mcms3os8d37ylbkm7voc/12677/MyFunlink_Picdump_133_28.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-07-2010, 23:07:43
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs053.snc4/35021_1442254970988_1071487787_1288924_3265222_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs081.snc4/35434_1442254690981_1071487787_1288923_6953365_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-07-2010, 00:07:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQL-NV5qmBU&feature=youtube_gdata
Football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezk0e1VL80o
America
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-07-2010, 00:07:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw&playnext_from=TL&videos=AIK9APtk0ZQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-07-2010, 01:07:27
http://z0r.de/1456
http://z0r.de/216
http://z0r.de/1870
http://z0r.de/846
http://z0r.de/769

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-07-2010, 13:07:24
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs087.snc4/35730_140867402595043_100000153520421_433468_898803_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs281.ash1/20856_136047469747433_100000265410673_303471_4706218_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-07-2010, 17:07:53
(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/babelfish1.jpg)

(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/momroulette1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 08-07-2010, 18:07:11
No words needed:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Toros_cogida.jpg)

 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 08-07-2010, 19:07:42
Man 1: Do you know what a woman say when the see a big dick like this, man shows 40 cm between hands
Man 2: öh.. no.
Man 1: I do
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-07-2010, 19:07:49
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs024.ash2/34565_411926044722_602334722_4312213_2474633_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs127.snc4/36689_1466271104271_1458330769_1242232_3742970_n.jpg)

Lets take a shortcut to australia.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs056.snc4/35141_136526963042331_100000550847361_296711_4274580_n.jpg)

We where getting low on projectile to shoot.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs052.snc4/34964_136525726375788_100000550847361_296702_2513724_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs062.snc4/34479_1452791394394_1071552270_31378350_2778944_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs158.snc4/37252_136480329713661_100000550847361_296445_2861598_n.jpg)

Nice mellons.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs101.snc4/35434_136476759714018_100000550847361_296430_1881229_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs037.ash2/35215_136474783047549_100000550847361_296417_5303277_n.jpg)

Posted a similar one before, what's up us army?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs013.ash2/34030_136474676380893_100000550847361_296414_7441225_n.jpg)

He's got a plane up his ass.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs070.snc4/34838_136474399714254_100000550847361_296409_2775573_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs121.snc4/36424_136474329714261_100000550847361_296407_3606738_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs052.snc4/34980_1434207409950_1075861189_31288385_6476670_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs042.snc4/34450_1393990567786_1172833276_30981263_6430339_n.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 08-07-2010, 22:07:02

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/36424_136474329714261_1000005508473.jpg)



What the fuck? That one made me lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 09-07-2010, 00:07:57

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs052.snc4/34980_1434207409950_1075861189_31288385_6476670_n.jpg)



Americans and their Geography..
South Africa has become a lot bigger since the last time i looked at the map.

*Facepalm*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-07-2010, 00:07:14
They are visionaries... They see the world after everything will break apart


Ow wait Africa is going to Crash on Europe not go away from her!

OW SNAP
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-07-2010, 00:07:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIrVofeRh0g&feature=popular
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 09-07-2010, 05:07:40
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1076246/smoke_on_the_water/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 10-07-2010, 10:07:47
Americans and their Geography..
South Africa has become a lot bigger since the last time i looked at the map.

*Facepalm*
I hope it's just a "not so smart"  image compilation about say a report on a south African country playing in the WC. "Let's put a map  of south america up, oh let's add a WC logo... oh and we should remind people that this is the 2010 south african games... let's add that too" -> result: FAIL. Or... they just are ... really that stupid. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 10-07-2010, 18:07:46
http://www.thingsbearslove.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-07-2010, 21:07:49
A joke:

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
-A bah-humbug
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-07-2010, 00:07:06
(http://www.apacheclips.com/files/85492aea8d9e.jpg)

(http://www.apacheclips.com/files/1ebff157080f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 11-07-2010, 00:07:44
Vuvuzela at Doom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-bI2zpfPA

(http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/081/9/c/Twilight__Know_the_difference_by_S0methingW1cked.jpg)

Twilight jokes,the only good thing about this...movie?

(http://mundodoarthur.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crepusculo-blade.jpg)

Quote
They say that a thousand monkeys could, if given typewriters, eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

It took four monkeys thirty minutes to produce twilight.

Quote
"twilight Eclipse - It all begins with a choice."

My choice is Heterosexual, so I wont be watching.  

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-07-2010, 00:07:36
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/vuvuzela2.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-07-2010, 00:07:55
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/printers/cartridges.png)
(http://www.stat.columbia.edu/~cook/movabletype/mlm/BloodInk.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI&feature=player_embedded#!

Also, I just took a test that said that (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3/43baboons.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-07-2010, 00:07:38
First watch this one
http://www.maximumawesome.com/images/catapult1.gif

And then this one

http://vangel.3ezy.com/uploads/blog/LOTRspoof-vangel.3ezy.com.gif

I love these 2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 11-07-2010, 13:07:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX_LXN_XYdo

TF2 and All Your Base? dear god :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-07-2010, 15:07:23
All your boink are belong to us.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-07-2010, 15:07:32
Battlefield Heavies!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Los41jwPrbg


SOON released!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 11-07-2010, 16:07:48
TF2?

Nothing beats this TF2 video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-07-2010, 18:07:57
TF2?

Nothing beats this TF2 video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E
hehe very nice, genius
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 00:07:11
(http://students.ou.edu/R/Heather.L.Robeaux-1/Karma.bmp)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-07-2010, 11:07:51
First, for dutch speaking folks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3B7qUYnQs8&


A nice long copy paste of jokes :)

Quote
My sex life is like Star Wars.

I'm either doing it with my hands, solo, or I'm having to use the force.

-

I tried to give Raoul Moat a lesson on gun safety, but it went in one ear, out the other.

-

Why should I pay for 3D at the cinema when I can get it for free by looking at stuff?

-


Raoul Moat is a message to all you gingers out there - We will find you, and we'll make it look like suicide.

-

Nothing says 'unemployable' like a neck tattoo.

-

I've just phoned the police to tell them that Raoul Moat is in the morgue.

Apparently, I'm not eligible for the £10,000 reward.

-

I saw an advert for Bing earlier, I didn't know what it was all about so I Googled it.

-

I just bought some Jamie Oliver's own brand sausages. The instructions on the back read 'prick with a fork'


I can't argue with that..

-

Just watched the town's carnival procession, and a downs syndrome kid was painted up like a blue alien...

Avatard.

-

My girlfriend brought some Vaseline over the other night.

"We can have some fun with this!" she said. She was fucking right as well.

I smeared it all over the doorknobs in our bedroom and she couldn't get back in.

-

Ginger... it's like Down syndrome for hair.

-

My girlfriend asked me to get her a rape alarm the other day.

Apparently waking her up at 6 A.M. with my cock in her mouth "wasn't fucking funny."

-

BBC News: Should the police now have arms?

I think it would generally help for driving the cars, holding the nightstick, lifting man-hole covers for storm drains, etc

-

My wife has just told me to put my feet up.

I've already double fisted her so I thought why not.

-

If Pakis are so proud of their culture and history, why the fuck do they call their restaurants 'Indian'?

-

With our daughter now confined to an electric wheelchair, my wife said she wants to spoil her.

It was only after I'd come back from Halfords with a body kit, some alloys and go-faster stripes, that I realised I'd misheard her.

-

Did you know that only dolphins and humans have sex for pleasure?

Personally I thought that humans had sex with each other for pleasure..

-

Guardian.co.uk: Rauol Moat chase turns on police.

Ew... Just... Ew.

-

When I heard Cheryl Cole had returned from Africa carrying a parasite. I thought she'd done a Madonna and adopted a child

-


What do you look for in an Irish Holiday?

A nail bomb, under the bus seat.

-

How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's not that dark.

-

One suicidal ginger nutter dead a few weeks after his release.

Who says prison doesn't work?

-

Information has leaked that Apple are to release a new product: "the iWedding"
It's just like a regular wedding, the only problem is they don't provide any reception.

-

My girlfriend got anally raped in a systematic and brutal ordeal last week, but I try to look on the bright side.

At least she won't be able to use the excuse that it won't fit anymore.

-

We should learn from what happened with Raoul Moat

All gingers should shoot themselves

-

Alzheimer's.

Making WZL funny again.

-


I'm a big fan of Scouting for girls.

Or "Internet grooming" as most people call it.

-

I just saw an advert which says "77% of women feel sexier when their underarms look good"

So 23% of women feel sexier when their underarms look like shit?

-

BBC1 News - "A forensics tent has been erected at the scene where Moat shot himself".

Ha ha, "erect".

-

I put a dart board on the ceiling yesterday but I don't like using it because it makes me throw up.

-

Jason Derulo: "I'm Ridin' Solo"


A much classier way of saying "I wank myself to sleep at night"

-

It's true what they say; things that happen in movies don't happen in real life.

I was kidnapped by an elderly man and I did not get to play fun games deciding whether I live or die.

I was just raped.

-

I vividly remember the best day of my life.

Walking up the isle.

Kissing her on the cheek.

Closing the lid.

-

I was in Hallmark today looking for a card that says "I'm sorry your wife died giving birth to my son" but couldn't find one.

I think I'll just send a funny balloon instead.

-

American friend on Facebook -
"can someone please pm me my mob number i have lost my phone temporarily in the house!!!???"
20 minutes ago via Mobile Web.

Fair play these Americans give us some easy point scoring.

-

Man: "Is your dad in prison?"
Woman: "No."
Man: "Well, if my daughter looked like you, I know I'd be."

-

Statistically 4/10 ginger people suffer bullying at the work place. This statistic really shocked me! It should be much higher

It's not that shocking, apart from the fact that 4 gingers actually passed a job interview

-

I'm glad so many of you could making it to our presentation night. The first award goes to the most successful serial killer this year,

Unfortunately none of the nominees from this category could be here with us tonight...

-

I love reunions; they're old school.

-

Aparently videos of dying and starving Africans isn't appropriate for Failblog.

-

My daughter's developed an annoying habit.

Saying 'no' to sex.

-

Woman complains to her doctor about pains in her stomach

The doctor runs some tests and says "do you want the good news or the bad news?"
"The bad news" Replies the woman
"Your pregnant, and the babies ginger"
"Oh" Replies the woman, "whats the good news"

"Its Dead"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 12:07:01
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-07-2010, 12:07:49
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...

Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 12-07-2010, 16:07:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsdPT6nj9cg&feature=related

Nearly died watching this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-07-2010, 18:07:42
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...

Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!
Better red than dead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 19:07:53
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...

Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!
Better red than dead.
I have red hair

but i'm no ginger. Gingers have fruckles and cannot get a tan color.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-07-2010, 20:07:11
(http://eddirt.frozenreality.co.uk/strips/20100712.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 12-07-2010, 20:07:48
Hah,Sickipedia jokes are lulz.

Is that thing of MediChec real?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 12-07-2010, 21:07:13
 ;) 60 years old but still nice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Soehg0nvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 12-07-2010, 21:07:28
;) 60 years old but still nice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Soehg0nvk
Hahaha, so funny!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 21:07:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fijzOqtt25Q

Pariodies

you gotta love em
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 12-07-2010, 22:07:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIEGKbZBonY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-07-2010, 22:07:25
Both fresh and inspiring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW6jW9y59JY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-07-2010, 02:07:44
(http://i.imgur.com/mfJdv.gif)
(http://icarus.stopdroplol.com/content/14487/resized/7xhcK.jpg?1267014496)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/361086b1-d34a-4bc9-a6b7-abf456a92655.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/iranp1.jpg?w=450&h=1731)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2010, 03:07:23
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/5152d400-bbea-40c5-9317-ced6760e8158.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193650729887358.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-merica.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-screw-you-guys.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-they-see-me-operating-my-automobile.jpg)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886349

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/lotruzela.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ninjarug1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-07-2010, 13:07:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs019.snc4/34295_134711223227076_100000645976096_236760_8243816_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs039.ash2/35305_415992899322_525904322_4271333_213366_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs031.ash2/34930_412412609603_543389603_4317122_2719918_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs070.snc4/34866_1318341003398_1376945883_30752462_7649650_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs168.snc4/37745_421627441376_693611376_5102142_8336781_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs037.snc4/34199_1527206664865_1375627081_1396731_337303_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs127.snc4/36691_1391832234718_1199510995_30946853_4177196_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34350_1372263304936_1182381218_30902312_4960930_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs146.snc4/36654_1533873829232_1306386845_1444360_7736353_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36885_1372939082053_1189054604_30851024_1958575_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs044.snc4/34560_1362579581335_1136962437_30893013_1681123_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs045.snc4/34632_1482995805382_1548466467_31221197_2697396_n.jpg)

Dutch speaking people will get this. Lul means dick in English
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs040.snc4/34346_1489917924028_1116382681_31442411_1330288_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs038.ash2/35271_423758699216_677029216_4618512_1939013_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs158.snc4/37232_1448706292267_1071487787_1307252_6852125_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs018.ash2/34242_1448705972259_1071487787_1307249_1640738_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs017.ash2/34216_1483325839566_1126459427_1426957_1287984_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs043.snc4/34536_463850332541_817097541_6263655_6209347_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs181.snc4/37399_136786299683064_100000550847361_297845_1170768_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs108.snc4/35770_136785306349830_100000550847361_297839_7718676_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs024.ash2/34565_411926034722_602334722_4312211_4372499_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs044.snc4/34565_411926039722_602334722_4312212_1701229_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2010, 21:07:17
http://www.cracked.com/video_18201_deconstructing-most-wtf-clip-in-internet-history-dnc.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-07-2010, 14:07:54
Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-07-2010, 15:07:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxZASmEiikg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-07-2010, 19:07:55
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/6/1/2361_slide.gif?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/8/428_slide.jpg?v=2)
Has swastikas: http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/5/0/550_slide.jpg?v=2
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/0/3/503_slide.jpg?v=2)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/4/5/645_slide.jpg?v=2)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/2/0/620_slide.jpg?v=2)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/8/8/2288_slide.gif?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/7/0/870_slide.jpg?v=2)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-07-2010, 09:07:03
 http://en.tackfilm2.se/?id=1279176272359ID903


If you guys remember that episode with "The Hero", that swedish film editor thing, they made a second version.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-07-2010, 13:07:50
SAW vs Sherlock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l2bbmE8H9k

This is just an awesome picture, nothing funny in it.
(http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/1007/TSE2010Calafate_pyykko900c.jpg)
Quote
Andes Sunset Eclipse
Credit & Copyright: Janne Pyykkö

Explanation: On July 11, after a long trek eastward across the southern Pacific Ocean, the Moon's shadow reached landfall in South America. In a total solar eclipse close to sunset, silhouetted Moon and Sun hugged the western horizon, seen here above the Andes mountains near the continent's southern tip. To enjoy a good vantage point, the photographer hiked to a windy spot about 400 meters above a lake, Lago Argentino, climbing into the picture after setting up his camera on a tripod. At left, the sky outside the shadow cone is still bright. Below, the lights of El Calafate, Patagonia, Argentina, shine by the lake shore.



Also, if you want some good laughs at 'lesser gifted' people, go here: http://notalwaysright.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-07-2010, 14:07:11
:0 its the eye of Sauron!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ZeG on 15-07-2010, 20:07:06
Immortal Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 15-07-2010, 21:07:05
Immortal Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA&feature=player_embedded)

So epic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-07-2010, 21:07:02
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 17-07-2010, 04:07:23
Too... Many... Colors... (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 17-07-2010, 16:07:46
Too... Many... Colors... (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

Thats for girls .. Check out this  :o

http://augenkrebs.de.vu/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2010, 16:07:04
http://z0r.de/291  !!!! YEEAAAAAAAAA ROCK ON
http://z0r.de/1891   Japanese cartoons  ::)    ;D ;D ;D  This one is actually entertaining
http://z0r.de/195 Classic   and the best flash evar
http://z0r.de/1881
http://z0r.de/1745
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 17-07-2010, 18:07:48
Too... Many... Colors... (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

Thats for girls .. Check out this  :o

http://augenkrebs.de.vu/


(http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_08.gif) ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 17-07-2010, 19:07:10
Well the site is named eye cancer for a reason..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 17-07-2010, 22:07:36
(http://www.abload.de/img/csizoom1qyi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 18-07-2010, 01:07:15
In response to the above:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjuV7kRpFQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2010, 01:07:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWPfcEOr2Yg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 18-07-2010, 08:07:02
Double RAINBOW!!1! song
http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMX0D4oZwCsA&h=5da73
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-07-2010, 12:07:42
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs198.snc4/38232_430854813712_558478712_4410544_3570651_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs102.ash2/38448_1483538682984_1069352773_1426691_892515_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs195.snc4/38105_1483538482979_1069352773_1426690_5690499_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs090.ash2/37852_433065476736_767601736_4617262_6002158_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs036.snc4/34167_1482991829313_1069352773_1425304_460173_n.jpg)

Is this serious?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs036.ash2/35145_1427641982799_1585302702_1032455_3911582_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs222.snc4/38463_1427517939698_1585302702_1032237_6578119_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs090.ash2/37836_418541426951_666961951_4521901_5992633_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs018.ash2/34274_416192838954_567658954_4451645_2427476_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs152.snc4/36963_1427119609740_1585302702_1031748_2740138_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs179.snc4/38271_10150220518850650_842465649_13828528_3786452_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 18-07-2010, 14:07:52
Just curious why the pregnant wife did not put a towel under HER door...but ok.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-07-2010, 16:07:10
Just curious why the pregnant wife did not put a towel under HER door...but ok.

She still has to go true the hallway to get out of the apartment, but yeah, in general it would be easier, but then again, why would you make an effort when someone is cousin you irritation while doing something illegal anyway, they are being nice, they could call the police and get them arrested as well and since this is probably the united states i am sure it could be a hard punishment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2010, 16:07:35
Legalize it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2010, 17:07:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg


Love this guy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2010, 17:07:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2010, 17:07:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI
a belgian comedian made a great sketch of that

NO AMERICANS in bagdad! NO americans! THEIR will never be americans in bagdad! WE will kill them, we will slaugther them bagdad will be their grave NO americans i tell you!  NEVER!

*wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwopwowpowowpw

Excuse me Mister Saïd al-Sahaf, issent that an american apache helicopter flying over?

Nono   ventilation! VENTILATION!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-07-2010, 21:07:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjHimyzjAE&playnext_from=TL&videos=V69_Do0Iscg&feature=grec_index
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 19-07-2010, 02:07:34
CoD MW2: old Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImC7qTUW-Yo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImC7qTUW-Yo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 19-07-2010, 12:07:30

I overturned a Hanomag on Cobra yesterday, but it wasn't a patch on this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsca3UqysrI)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GoldFingero on 19-07-2010, 14:07:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 19-07-2010, 14:07:52
I hate that japanese stuff ... Still those guys rule in architecture, and thats why i want to go there :<
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-07-2010, 15:07:45
Liar Corvax-chan i bet you are going there for Kawai japanime  ;D


=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9vbJJE3i6U&playnext_from=TL&videos=akEYXBkVqDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaADQTeZRCY&playnext_from=TL&videos=akEYXBkVqDY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-07-2010, 17:07:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
then watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-nF01ZYHZE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 19-07-2010, 17:07:19
Oh that lucky Toshi.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-07-2010, 00:07:48
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs202.snc4/38438_1536493256050_1346412722_1404131_8129408_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs032.ash2/34981_1374506325095_1304915643_30980458_1324867_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 20-07-2010, 15:07:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
You want a poopoo? =/ That's both highly disturbing and amusing at the same time... lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 20-07-2010, 15:07:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
You want a poopoo? =/ That's both highly disturbing and amusing at the same time... lol.

I agree, - Trey Parker and Matt Stones Mr.Hanky influenced by Japanese toilet training cartoons me thinks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2010, 17:07:42
I saw this when i was a kid. And i loved this serie

i restarted watching SG1 but i havent reached this episode yet. It was my favorite story

Short story=O"neill and tealc are stuck in an endless cycle of a day. They touched a machine and this cycle of the dag repeats. And they know about it, but nobody else.Imagine going trough the same day over and over

This what O'neill thought about this cycle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcHqmA9lfU

found this minutes ago, and i just HAD to share it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-07-2010, 18:07:48
Sounds alot like Groundhog Dag.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 20-07-2010, 18:07:32
This what O'neill thought about this cycle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcHqmA9lfU
found this minutes ago, and i just HAD to share it

I lol'd at that but when I watched it years ago I don't think I did - I also noticed a clip on the side leadign to this which I remember and I laughed so much I think my flatmate and I even started reciting it to each other (stonned) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9HeShH8OBg

Lol! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtAL1pYJg2I  Great script skipping over the Bible.



LOL!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7iuA6eGXaM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-07-2010, 18:07:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWdPP5ERVco
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 20-07-2010, 19:07:50
(http://x23.xanga.com/0dd8800bd8320219346973/t40483593.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-07-2010, 23:07:30
once upon a time... and it was sanded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-07-2010, 01:07:10
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/state/hannah_churchill.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-07-2010, 04:07:33
3 guys are working together at Guinness World Records.  One day when they are working, the first guy looks down and says 'I have really small hands, I wanna see if I have the record for that.'  So he goes inside the records office and comes out a minute later. 'Guys I got the record!'  The other guys started to cheer for him.

Then the second guy looks down and remembers that he has really small feet and said, 'I want to see if I got the record for that.'  So he goes inside and then comes out a minute later yelling 'I got the record!'  They cheer for him then the third guy say 'I have a really small penis, I want to see if I have the record for that.'

So he goes inside but he stays in the office for about five minutes.  Finally he comes out and is grumpy and mad.  The first guy asks, 'did you get the record?'  While the second asks 'whats wrong?'  The third guy responds 'know who the hell Töris is?'

:-*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 04:07:12
don't get
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-07-2010, 04:07:22
I have no Idea who this Toris fellow is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-07-2010, 04:07:59
I get it, though don't find it all that lol, just kinda meh.

And warrior's statement is probably very true for himself (if you get the joke).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 04:07:39
um clitoris
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-07-2010, 04:07:20
Modified to make it clearer ::)  Btw, if you change the name, I'll change it back :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 04:07:34
um clitöris?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 21-07-2010, 07:07:59
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/state/hannah_churchill.jpg)



Is this some bullshit you shopped together that you and only you find funny?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-07-2010, 08:07:26
Thats what I was wondering  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 21-07-2010, 10:07:56
My dear yankee fellows, simmer down, a village has called to inform me that their idiot is missing, most likely posting on these very boards - young Warrior may have a different outlook on life to us, but there is no need to burn him upon every post he creates, why surely his resiliance in the face of such negativity is testiment to the strength of human character that only some of us possess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-07-2010, 11:07:56
3 guys are working together at Guinness World Records.  One day when they are working, the first guy looks down and says 'I have really small hands, I wanna see if I have the record for that.'  So he goes inside the records office and comes out a minute later. 'Guys I got the record!'  The other guys started to cheer for him.

Then the second guy looks down and remembers that he has really small feet and said, 'I want to see if I got the record for that.'  So he goes inside and then comes out a minute later yelling 'I got the record!'  They cheer for him then the third guy say 'I have a really small penis, I want to see if I have the record for that.'

So he goes inside but he stays in the office for about five minutes.  Finally he comes out and is grumpy and mad.  The first guy asks, 'did you get the record?'  While the second asks 'whats wrong?'  The third guy responds 'know who the hell Töris is?'

:-*
Hey, you there!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 16:07:48
really though explain the joke.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 21-07-2010, 17:07:45
really though explain the joke.

From what I think...is that a clitoris can be considered a dick? So... he thinks its a name like clit toris. Or something? It's really awful
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 17:07:54
oh i thought about that... it's not phunny.  actually it barely even makes sense.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-07-2010, 17:07:07
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 17:07:29
your jokes suck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-07-2010, 18:07:29
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/state/hannah_churchill.jpg)



Is this some bullshit you shopped together that you and only you find funny?

Its from The Oatmeal
http://theoatmeal.com/misc/p/state

though I suppose it's not as funny taken out of context.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 22-07-2010, 00:07:59
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

You and warrior should get together and make a "My jokes are not jokes" club.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-07-2010, 00:07:55
I've only 2 things to say:

1) Its not my joke but I think its good.

2) Ban Moose for putting me and Warrior in the same sentence.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-07-2010, 00:07:57
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

Since when did "Thorondor = Toris?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-07-2010, 00:07:27
Since allways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-07-2010, 00:07:18
I've only 2 things to say:



2) Ban Moose for putting me and Warrior in the same sentence.
No I think Moose is definitely right about this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-07-2010, 00:07:47
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

Since when did "Thorondor = Töris?"
Since ~2005 when a FinnWars mapper started to invent nicknames for people.

He's a very strange person.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-07-2010, 04:07:01
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Read the reviews  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 22-07-2010, 21:07:13
Dont know if this has already been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9oEuqPoGM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 22-07-2010, 21:07:28
Dont know if this has already been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9oEuqPoGM


Have you ever seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-_x4YTrOvM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 22-07-2010, 21:07:20
Quote
Have you ever seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6B_7ZRSwWg
Yes, thats how i found the sketch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-07-2010, 21:07:46
Dont know if this has already been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9oEuqPoGM


Have you ever seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-_x4YTrOvM
Lol at Graham Chapman shooting the hint-guy at 3:00--> ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 22-07-2010, 23:07:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESZcSIhJMYE&feature=fvhl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-07-2010, 18:07:05
Silly new yorkers
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/man-wearing-darth-vader-mask-robs-long-island-bank/19565813
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-07-2010, 19:07:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs223.snc4/38491_1544204609569_1368612241_31400544_337864_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs111.ash2/38868_1480245816846_1554826629_31143544_8269109_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs168.snc4/37722_1550538404842_1276561060_31528006_2416575_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs195.snc4/38089_1496997858095_1028579548_1995078_3371069_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs229.snc4/38803_1397513290927_1025087622_921025_3530005_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs114.ash2/39031_1502966809932_1107073417_3284336_6500686_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs097.ash2/38193_136696186361913_100000645976096_247072_7386598_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs180.snc4/38333_453091146396_534496396_6578708_1423492_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs099.ash2/38306_445110380700_625870700_6692284_7675064_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs201.snc4/38395_1476804156223_1117297969_1370526_4723883_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-07-2010, 19:07:42
That pig thing actually happened in my school a couple of years ago as a senior prank.  It was good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-07-2010, 19:07:42
That pig thing actually happened in my school a couple of years ago as a senior prank.  It was good.
we did the same, but with 19 chickens and numbers 1-20.

We could hear the teachers=guys great chrisotemos, splendid ideas the police where happy to

BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 13?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-07-2010, 19:07:38
That robot with the sword--My dad actually used to work for that company, KUKA, a division of Grenzenbach.  I'm asking him about it, I think he may know the story behind it.

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxY4Oy2nFlw&feature=PlayList&p=882563D83132695B&playnext_from=PL&index=19
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-07-2010, 19:07:04
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4598/mediahttp2bpblogspotrrj.png)
(http://flashism.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/and_live_in_harmony_harmony.png)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4053/4428407589_679d622c15.jpg)
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9840/1267490558237.jpg)


Game of the year
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-07-2010, 20:07:41
That robot with the sword--My dad actually used to work for that company, KUKA, a division of Grenzenbach.  I'm asking him about it, I think he may know the story behind it.


No, he doesn't. No Clue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-07-2010, 20:07:30
(http://babiesarentzen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/emu.jpg)

Hehe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 26-07-2010, 00:07:58
(http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_11.gif) ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-07-2010, 07:07:51
 Ladygaga - The thin fuzzy line between human and abnormal chupacabra animal hybrid
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 26-07-2010, 09:07:29
The pre-Monster Lady Gaga was kinda hot, but now she looks like a crackwhore....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 26-07-2010, 12:07:46
(http://www.abload.de/img/fapfapfapuqe3.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/needhelpgp2p.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/onthemoonyody.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 26-07-2010, 12:07:05
Epic Indian Advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HLsvwLPpQ&feature=grec_index&videos=Ei_iKH3uDgk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 26-07-2010, 18:07:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAG-zDzsyr4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-07-2010, 19:07:06
http://www.cracked.com/video_18205_eyeball-tattoos-understanding-this-horrible-decision.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 26-07-2010, 20:07:52
(http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic339.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-07-2010, 20:07:39
Awesome series of pics, pilot is not that good but he should live.
http://bit.ly/9K3AGQ


EDIT:
Also, nice restaurant you have there, more people should do this, its the only way we can get this super  anti nazi bias broken. I would go here to eat as long as the owners aren't nazi's, like in this case.
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-52906.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 27-07-2010, 21:07:02
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 27-07-2010, 22:07:23
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

This is not a tranquility line.

(http://ravegrl.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/038_yuugi_my_serious_face.jpg?w=410&h=308)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 28-07-2010, 03:07:33
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

i want to shoot every one of those fucking things. i hunted one in western china one time but i couldn't bring it home.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-07-2010, 04:07:07
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

i want to shoot every one of those fucking things. i hunted one in western china one time but i couldn't bring it home.

This is my weapon of choice when it comes to pandas
(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00vCGTrzjIgPcS/Wooden-Stake.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-07-2010, 04:07:18
pandas!!!!!! ahhh they cute yo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 28-07-2010, 04:07:14
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

i want to shoot every one of those fucking things. i hunted one in western china one time but i couldn't bring it home.

Not OK dude. Pandas are like one of the most awesome things ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaJShraI8Mc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 28-07-2010, 05:07:40
pandas!!!!!! ahhh they cute yo.

Panda that's not a bear. Kodiak, THAT's a bear.

(http://naturalunseenhazards.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/kodiak_bear_2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-07-2010, 10:07:56
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs206.snc4/38648_429658324216_677029216_4769453_2175409_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs112.ash2/38927_418672479630_736209630_4535430_1496009_n.jpg)
classic :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs212.snc4/38927_418672489630_736209630_4535432_4398552_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs104.ash2/38514_418397059935_651379935_4438642_5572883_n.jpg)
Okok, he is not black but indian, but still, funny picture :)
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs215.snc4/39067_1485622296610_1115469076_31412855_1427114_n.jpg
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs108.ash2/38761_1512068771378_1524173538_1277531_5603860_n.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/91ced582-e435-41f3-aa10-3126b182a946.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 28-07-2010, 15:07:24
Take down that swastika picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-07-2010, 15:07:24
Take down that swastika picture.

Fine, but i am still going to link to it, i do not support censorship like this in any way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 29-07-2010, 02:07:07
Take down that swastika picture.

Fine, but i am still going to link to it, i do not support censorship like this in any way.

/agreed. it's a part of history and should be treated as such.
russian communists killed many times more than the nazis and yet it's okay to show say the hammer+sickle... anyways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-07-2010, 03:07:49
for the sake of this forum, it was good you removed it (as server is in germany).

But that aside, it should never be removed. The banning of the swastika in germany is truly a silly move. That's the last thing I would call freedom of speech, prohibiting symbols/words to be shown/said.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-07-2010, 03:07:08
I would not post a hammer and scythe out of personal opinion only...Prohibiting something makes it "cool" and "awesome" . Much like Laiki music in Greece.It was banned but it became a part of our culture.Or like whiskey in USA at the time of Drinks prohibition...

-OT-
Whitest Kids You know.This show is...Amazing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3D9WRhZcA0&playnext=1&videos=KDvnUZoS19g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q&playnext=1&videos=afEnpqdv-_c

+ something i wanted to post a lot :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaADQTeZRCY&playnext=1&videos=mRCWp8uqFZg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-07-2010, 06:07:45
Best football goal celebration ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM&feature=popular
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-07-2010, 18:07:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQuq8L1BMH0


horrible, just horrible...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 29-07-2010, 18:07:00
Best action packed movie ever. Straight from Uganda - ACTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-07-2010, 19:07:27
Best action packed movie ever. Straight from Uganda - ACTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=player_embedded

Love it!  ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-07-2010, 20:07:59
Best action packed movie ever. Straight from Uganda - ACTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=player_embedded

Someone watch G4 yesterday  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-07-2010, 02:07:18
http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html


And; just to prove Japan has finally gone insane:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18655_9-beloved-characters-made-horrifying-by-japan.html


BAM!! SUPER-ARYAN HITLER!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-07-2010, 20:07:07
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2wf1liv.gif)
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2103/pervert.jpg)
(http://www.moonbattery.com/school_fail.jpg)
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-magicthegathering-eyjafjallajokull-card.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/whami/isDFflhpakmBAurwAvqzFxjhHbHAkfhaDxkICCjnvuioclDqjHEBAuDkehGb/media_http10mediatumblrcomtumblrkuhxxaHEay1qzw01to1500jpg_aAhtCCJtxAuseiB.jpg.scaled500.jpg)
(http://www.heyokay.com/images/community%20chest.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 30-07-2010, 23:07:24
Too bad I don't speak spanish.

http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Leg-dich-nicht-mit-diesem-Bock-an-16564.html (http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Leg-dich-nicht-mit-diesem-Bock-an-16564.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-07-2010, 23:07:56
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs583.snc3/30747_1456609541442_1419472460_31217839_3985147_n.jpg)

 ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-07-2010, 23:07:33
huh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 31-07-2010, 00:07:04
I think it's some kind of jew joke :\

i lol'd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 31-07-2010, 03:07:58
huh?

I'm guessing this has something to do with Angela Merkel and austerity budgets.

I guess you have to be German to get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 31-07-2010, 03:07:23
He is a Greek Taxi Driver and that on the TV is Angela Mergel....It means that she got pissed for him asking so much that she came back asking a shitload more  ;D Just making fun of the Greek Dept being revenge in some way
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 31-07-2010, 05:07:23
He is a Greek Taxi Driver and that on the TV is Angela Mergel....It means that she got pissed for him asking so much that she came back asking a shitload more  ;D Just making fun of the Greek Dept being revenge in some way
I lol'd after you explained it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-07-2010, 19:07:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMHNFOtjYk&feature=fvhl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 31-07-2010, 20:07:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMHNFOtjYk&feature=fvhl
Awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 31-07-2010, 20:07:25
http://www.culturepub.fr/videos/oishi-green-tea-boobs

 :D thai commercial are the best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-08-2010, 01:08:57
http://www.cracked.com/article_18646_the-5-most-insane-improvised-weapons-that-were-animals.html

The "Weapon"

A puppy (alive).

If you just had to throw a puppy at someone, your viable options would likely make a short list. Mailman, neighbor kids, the guy who canceled Arrested Development. We can't imagine "Hells Angel" would end up on anyone's list. That is unless of course you're a 26-year-old German student whom we'll just call Testosticor Fantastiballs.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/4/27164.jpg?v=1)
Portrayed here by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Testosticor, like many people, suffered from depression. Unlike many people, however, he chose a rather interesting way of coping with it. Instead of, say, finding solace in loved ones or sitting in the dark listening to Joy Division, he felt that rather more... drastic action was required.

So, he grabbed the first puppy he saw, leapt manfully into his car and tore up the Autobahn until he'd reached the nearest Hells Angels hideout.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/5/27165.jpg?v=1)
Probably in this vehicle.

Arming himself with nothing more than the puppy, he strode into the grounds and proceeded to heroically... drop his shorts.

While the Angels were stymied trying to figure out why a psychopath had just strode into their clubhouse and mooned them, Testosticor executed his masterstroke: He withdrew the bemused puppy (presumably from a holster) and hurled it at the nearest leather-clad guy.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/6/27166.jpg?v=1)
Impregnating all of these women in the process.

So get the image in your head: Here's this guy with pants around his ankles, throwing puppies at a motorcycle gang on their compound. Take that in.

OK? Let's continue (and yes, the puppy was fine).

By this point, Testosticor must have partially come to his senses and decided to follow-up his patently absurd assault with the most bizarrely awesome escape attempt in the history of shenanigans.

The first phase of his retreat strategy involved running over to a building site and commandeering a fully operational bulldozer.

The second phase was coming to the realization that, however awesome, bulldozers aren't actually very fast. Phase three had him causing a three-mile traffic jam on the highway and phase four saw him finally abandon the bulldozer (still on the highway) and hitchhike all the way home.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/7/27167.jpg?v=1)
Who knew that you could hitchhike to Valhalla?

All in all, a very well executed plan.

Despite arriving safely home, Mr. Fantastiballs was quickly apprehended by the law and charged with being the world's best person. The court sentenced him to life in luxury and all the eager German milk maidens he could ravage [citation needed].

As for the puppy? Well, it was handed over to an animal shelter, and is probably living comfortably off the royalties it made selling its heart-warming story to Hollywood.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-08-2010, 01:08:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTBIHXwSLNE

love the 50's US theme
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 01-08-2010, 01:08:35
The nice thing about this thread is that you can safely ignore & 100% skip anything The Warrior posts because its always too long, too boring, stupid or just plain completely and utterly NOT INTERESTING.

Sometimes I read a few lines and just start yawning, great for falling asleep when being insomniac!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 01-08-2010, 05:08:13
You calling Cracked.com unfunny or uninteresting? That story was hilarious, I remember when I first read it on the news.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 02-08-2010, 07:08:51
(http://777denny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 02-08-2010, 11:08:24
Even though i have not touched it on over 3 years I still think this guy has the best job in the world :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdruct9pB7E

Edit: Fixed terrible grammatical error
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 02-08-2010, 13:08:42
I want that job  :-[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-08-2010, 15:08:01
(http://www.palitsyn.com/__data/assets/image/0019/3538/Hs4Tl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Joker on 02-08-2010, 18:08:30
(http://www.palitsyn.com/__data/assets/image/0019/3538/Hs4Tl.jpg)

"Hahahaha - Stop tickling me"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 03-08-2010, 16:08:56
 ;D
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/weather_forecasters.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-08-2010, 16:08:23
LMAO.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-08-2010, 16:08:29
Best funny pic ive seen in a while
(http://www.pete.com/files/6966fe9b8d0faa9e.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 03-08-2010, 17:08:57
(http://stewie.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/funny-graphs-video-games-sy.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-08-2010, 17:08:15
http://dagobah.biz/flash/sam4.swf

THE WIN! THE MOTHAFUCKING WIN
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-08-2010, 18:08:05
;D


XD XD XD Oh my god this is EPIC!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 03-08-2010, 18:08:44
a joke from painkiller ad, where people are showing "faces of pain". It's finnish and original text was finnish, i had to translate :/

(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af343/Ciupita/panadol_chuck_norris.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-08-2010, 21:08:29
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1775/77124391.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 03-08-2010, 21:08:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&feature=player_embedded

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 04-08-2010, 02:08:00
THEM BITCHES GAWT SUM HAWT BAWDS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-08-2010, 17:08:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurBHWxYaR0&feature=related
(this one is the right one though but has worst quality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ&feature=related )
Dunno if i had already posted it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-08-2010, 17:08:12
Wanna scare people like crap on phones or TS?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Boxxy_Board.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 04-08-2010, 18:08:04
;D Boxxy is epic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-08-2010, 18:08:51
Wanna scare people like crap on phones or TS?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Boxxy_Board.swf

What the fuck?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 05-08-2010, 03:08:40
Wanna scare people like crap on phones or TS?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Boxxy_Board.swf

What the fuck?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 05-08-2010, 08:08:53
Boxxy is hella cute.
If only she didn't have ADD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 05-08-2010, 10:08:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TqBSI8ZBzQ&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-08-2010, 16:08:10
When you guys said Boxxy, I thought immediately of Boxy Brown.

(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/28/633608191722858794-BOXYBROWN.jpg)

HE PEED ON ME, BITCH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 05-08-2010, 17:08:52
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af343/Ciupita/bloody_hell.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 03:08:13
Last week I noticed a ka-thunk ka-thunk noise coming from the washing machine, as well as a bright glowing light coming from inside it (it's a side loader with a glass window). Upon removing my iPhone from the washer, the screen said:
"This device is not iPhone compatible. We recommend turning on airplane mode to reduce interference."
No joke.

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/fallen_iphone
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 06-08-2010, 12:08:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3EZmzmIQs

Nick Thune, about love....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 21:08:36
http://www.moillusions.com/2009/08/the-invisible-man-liu-bolin.html

...awesome...

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cannon_1447964i-580x374.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stone-steps_1447971i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stone-steps-2_1447970i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/red-text_1447969i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/red-lettering_1447960i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/prisoner_1447968i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pillars_1447967i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/london-telephone_1447972i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/invisible-man_1447974i.jpg)


and more...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-08-2010, 22:08:48
(http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fail.jpg)
(http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fail8.jpg)
(http://whitebreadonpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fail-owned-hell-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 23:08:54
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/zomgreverse.gif)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-08-2010, 23:08:29
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs120.ash2/39314_1169666498632_1737084395_341702_1010493_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs266.snc4/39645_1511990676152_1125934889_31468640_5619715_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39779_10150258507920425_672885424_13864419_3625458_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs111.ash2/38882_1336945228492_1376945883_30798258_5998646_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 23:08:09
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/4/9a2130dd-5a49-490f-947a-75018cff794a.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/3/7ee77787-2a06-4d05-9c36-27e7d5ee8bf1.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/f22975a4-23ff-44fa-b72f-5ef894c47958.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/3323ac8a-a343-4b90-b940-8cea36b5c660.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/a469670e-95c4-4b24-9efe-1487fb587ddb.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/6b4612a9-4429-4188-a74e-3b32b64232e8.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/20/129188710768201507.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/24/4514db25-5617-4b69-83ae-4493b679d344.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/25/9a993c90-6d23-4f4b-bac9-5d756c1190d2.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/17/7ebcbb56-21b6-457b-801a-362401a663d3.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-08-2010, 23:08:12
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/c3/h5g/tuq/7336/normal_652170046.jpg)
- There's the enemy line.. Obstacles, mines..

- Gotta move that gear up!

- You may come now!
- I think I wet my pants...
- I fucking love pioneers!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 07-08-2010, 03:08:44
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9571/dreamitbelieveiticecube.jpg) (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/dreamitbelieveiticecube.jpg/)
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/2295/eyep.jpg) (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/eyep.jpg/)
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7084/llbeastripper.jpg) (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/llbeastripper.jpg/)
(http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/463/fuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg) (http://img832.imageshack.us/i/fuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg/)
(http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/7541/gwash.jpg) (http://img833.imageshack.us/i/gwash.jpg/)
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6582/holywat.jpg) (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/holywat.jpg/)
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/5194/indifferent.jpg) (http://img836.imageshack.us/i/indifferent.jpg/)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5593/internetorresearchpaper.jpg) (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/internetorresearchpaper.jpg/)
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4362/weaponsb.jpg) (http://img245.imageshack.us/i/weaponsb.jpg/)
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/842/donkeydog.jpg) (http://img801.imageshack.us/i/donkeydog.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-08-2010, 04:08:00
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/ba2b4b34-6c57-49f8-839f-7693993fbb98.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/f9d515ad-852c-485d-8821-fcc4d2268ac6.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/00153fa2-44e1-4241-990c-0db1dd55bb4e.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/8a6c5a58-2ae0-4482-b4e1-ba32d733fbca.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/3b5279bf-d28d-48f7-9c02-48fc42981e72.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Po64G72gQo&feature=player_embedded#!

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ddb4ae4a-107f-401d-b72f-e87ff2991ad5.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/48330659-fe44-43d4-b0bf-d31cf1866f75.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/political-pictures-breaking-news-all-the-bs-in-congress-makes-its-way-to-main-street.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129179586601811050.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129143185110646403.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129108926957971167.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140967115657611.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129111364980730984.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/political-pictures-marine-meals-rejected.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-al-roker-longer-stare.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-08-2010, 17:08:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c


Old but still great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-08-2010, 19:08:16
lol page 69

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-cat-unicorn.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/political-pictures-illegally-parked-exempt-law.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-carrie-prejean-vanity-pride.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-bring-it.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-feminist-protesters-police-body.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-china-olympics-protester-yes-actually.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-why-complaining.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-large-hadron-collider-destroy-world.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-finnish-army.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-george-w-bush-appear-larger.jpg)

I made this one:
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/7/e3e20f8c-d060-42d7-ab1d-b0c4a5ba3fef.jpg)


Not these:

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-teabagger-written-crayon.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-right-wing-protesters-czars-commies.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-pope-benedict-xvi-hand-grenade.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-photographers-real-news.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-abraham-lincoln-president-today.jpg?w=438&h=512)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-adolph-hitler-bush-obama.jpg?w=340&h=450)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-geronimo-illegal-aliens.jpg?w=500&h=609)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-un-only-guy.jpg?w=500&h=531)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/political-pictures-native-americans-border-patrol.jpg?w=492&h=388)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 08-08-2010, 00:08:49
Hey, Warrior.  I think at this point it would just be easier to post a link to the website!  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 08-08-2010, 01:08:52
Hey, Warrior.  I think at this point it would just be easier to post a link to the website!  ;)

LMAO!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-08-2010, 02:08:36
Quote
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-geronimo-illegal-aliens.jpg?w=500&h=609)

Anybody know what kind of rifle that is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 08-08-2010, 03:08:42
kind of looks like a winchester model 1892.

Edit: its not
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 08-08-2010, 03:08:06
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_Model_1873

(http://www.sonic.net/~johnpipe/trapdoor/trapdoor-3oldbbl.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 08-08-2010, 04:08:36
to short and the picture in wikipedia shows that the grip is too long.
I have no doubt that rifle is a winchester.

my mistake its a springfield model 1875
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Springfield_Model_1875.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 08-08-2010, 05:08:16
gtfo out of this thread with your stupid guns.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-08-2010, 06:08:11
Thanks guys, I'll definitely have to add that to my list of "guns to buy"
CPS, stfu.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/mFKTbIghelsyld0bIwGQckvBo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 08-08-2010, 06:08:06
Agh!  I noticed the barrel on the 1873 looked shorter but I thought that just might be an optical illusion from the angle of the photo.  But yes, you are correct that its the 1875 officer's version.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 08-08-2010, 08:08:34


(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-photographers-real-news.jpg)


Reminds me of a picture I saw of the 2004 revolution in Haiti, when there was street fighting between rebels and government forces. One Haitian policeman was hiding from rebel fire behind a car...surrounded by ~40 news photographers taking his picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2010, 15:08:51
I made this one:
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/7/e3e20f8c-d060-42d7-ab1d-b0c4a5ba3fef.jpg)


you sir are for once, win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 08-08-2010, 15:08:50
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1628/4711m.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 08-08-2010, 17:08:21


(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-photographers-real-news.jpg)


Reminds me of a picture I saw of the 2004 revolution in Haiti, when there was street fighting between rebels and government forces. One Haitian policeman was hiding from rebel fire behind a car...surrounded by ~40 news photographers taking his picture.

reminds ME of

(http://princessamerah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/blog9-princess-diana.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-08-2010, 18:08:56
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-patriotic-american.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-teabaggers-brainwashing-conservatives.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 08-08-2010, 18:08:24
Pulp Disney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfmjromhhk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-08-2010, 19:08:57
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-westboro-gandhi-unlike-christ.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/political-pictures-bridge-of-death.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2010, 19:08:02
Pulp Disney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfmjromhhk)
+1 rep for you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 08-08-2010, 21:08:18
Lance Armstrong went cycling. After a couple of miles he noticed that an old man with a bicycle at least equally old was gaining him, so he thought that "I'm gonna lose that old bean" and started to pick up some speed. He got away again, but the old guy caught him again. "WTF? I'll show him!" The old bean then came alongside and asked: "You think we can get to the liquor store before it closes?"

I thought of this at work:

What is playing in Popes head when he goes diving?
-Holy Diver
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-08-2010, 11:08:44
Some Old Adds  ;D
(http://phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/enhanced-buzz-8790-1281031300-22.jpeg)
(http://phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/enhanced-buzz-8588-1281031241-21.jpeg)
(http://phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/enhanced-buzz-8539-1281031270-22.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-08-2010, 18:08:27
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-barack-obama-blessed-cheeze-makers.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-joe-mccarthy-witchhunts-always-easier-than-addressing-real-issues.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-08-2010, 19:08:52
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39793_1549932546801_1189711134_1645626_7110921_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ZeG on 09-08-2010, 20:08:25
(http://i.imgur.com/1zlPd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 09-08-2010, 21:08:43
hah great one ZeG!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-08-2010, 21:08:25
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/heyjude_graphjam.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LtUX_6IXY

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/4775e7f9-5888-491b-a308-eadc406d3317.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag8g96qsdaI&feature=player_embedded

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/9fc5ccc0-6af3-4276-a50c-5153fc0ae488.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 09-08-2010, 22:08:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU&feature=player_embedded

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-08-2010, 23:08:49
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39793_1549932546801_1189711134_1645626_7110921_n.jpg)
FCK yeah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2010, 03:08:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY&feature=player_embedded

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-graphs-the-news-i-learn.png)

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-graphs-what-little-kids-learn-from-cinderella.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCOMkbZw2XI

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147160730589325.png)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/9/a89c32e4-99ec-4f2c-a1ab-6b4e81a2471e.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 10-08-2010, 14:08:47
Nitro Circus Live World Record Aaron "TNT Wheelz" Fotheringham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr_Fxr6gw3w)   :-\  :o  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2010, 21:08:17
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/10/b5c440dd-8a8c-4044-abfa-5cab1b3e505b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-08-2010, 21:08:25
hehe you showed 'em now ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-08-2010, 21:08:18
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/10/b5c440dd-8a8c-4044-abfa-5cab1b3e505b.jpg)
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 10-08-2010, 22:08:30
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.
he is a douche
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 10-08-2010, 22:08:34
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.

  I don't really give two shit for soccer but as a red blooded American I would like to say American football is Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  If I had a choice I would watch a bunch of Eurotrash pansies kick around a little ball any day over football.

 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-08-2010, 22:08:50
Baseball is much more cooler



And Rugby
because of this= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y
Look at the english team! They have a facial expresion wich says= Ok chaps, shall we, Retreat and evacute like in 1940 at dunkirk?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-08-2010, 23:08:37
Football (a.k.a. soccer for you ignorant americans :P ) and handball are the most greatest sports!
Basketball should be here somwhere but baseball is somehow dull to me  :-\
Rugby is alright by me! A great sport but hmm... not my cup of tea.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-08-2010, 23:08:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs304.snc4/40516_423977944834_771064834_4670467_4914844_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs284.snc4/40516_423977954834_771064834_4670469_2953507_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs284.snc4/40516_423977959834_771064834_4670470_5704317_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs225.snc4/38598_424497003954_567658954_4668454_1693432_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs210.snc4/38850_10150238742575650_842465649_14378689_5983895_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs270.snc4/39860_10150238742370650_842465649_14378684_1137114_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs104.ash2/38541_1563842939775_1346412722_1481338_2409470_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs137.ash2/40190_1515656007783_1125934889_31479289_5324833_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs138.ash2/40215_431167209040_521139040_4720140_4524137_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs267.snc4/39692_141225612577760_100000709663754_257054_2421049_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs138.ash2/40253_1549933586827_1189711134_1645629_2996097_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs109.ash2/38796_1549932786807_1189711134_1645627_6635305_n.jpg)
Just wait a few years :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs209.snc4/38795_439272077280_689897280_4607536_1344809_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs302.snc4/40453_1499928652313_1057063367_1438464_7505242_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs290.snc4/40822_430933022566_678232566_4695225_2801217_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs140.ash2/40347_1499252755416_1057063367_1436442_2645110_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2010, 23:08:36
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.

To switch sides, it would require me to be on a side in the first place.  I have never liked american football, and loved soccer.  The american football fanaticism I experienced in Georgia didn't help at all, and made me dislike it even more.  Hell, why do people love it anyway? All it is is a four-hour game of fifteen-second play interrupted by five minutes of commercials.  I have yet to experience any sort of enjoyment from watching american football.  Which is why I don't.
Title: WW2 @ Facebook
Post by: kettcar on 11-08-2010, 15:08:31
 ;D

(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/y8xa4fv7/ww2onfacebook.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 11-08-2010, 17:08:02
Old pic is old. In the FH2 memes thread (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2413.0) in March, there was this post...
From another forum. Again, not strictly FH2 related, but in a similar vein to the comic versions :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-08-2010, 18:08:43
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.
he is a douche
true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 11-08-2010, 18:08:24
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2ponpfxf1qzrn21o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MvB_1988 on 11-08-2010, 18:08:04
That WW2 on Facebook made me laugh, funny comments indeed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-08-2010, 19:08:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

Shrimp on a treadmill. Discuss.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-08-2010, 20:08:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adw9oLBkBI

Some 'dope' shit. Wikileaks vs The Pentagon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 12-08-2010, 00:08:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

Shrimp on a treadmill. Discuss.

I feel this describes the way the human female feels as she struggles in the hierarchy of a male dominated work place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 12-08-2010, 00:08:39
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/celebrity-pictures-starr-bieber-kesha-important1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 12-08-2010, 11:08:33
Macho Salad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHdo4zExL4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHdo4zExL4&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-08-2010, 11:08:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKogQf9ooR8

I have been following this guy for a while now and he makes awesome movies like this all the time!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-08-2010, 12:08:17
Every starwars nerd fantasy

http://dagobah.biz/flash/sexy_lightsaber_underwear_fight.swf

But i have to admit...........the wilhelm scream in it was great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 12-08-2010, 13:08:40
Every starwars nerd fantasy

http://dagobah.biz/flash/sexy_lightsaber_underwear_fight.swf

But i have to admit...........the wilhelm scream in it was great

(http://lolfed.com/wp-content/uploads/borat-very-nice.jpg)

i somehow think i know the blond one from some movie or series but cant remember the name ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 12-08-2010, 14:08:06
she looked a bit like the bint out of heroes, only a tubby...

link
(http://tinyurl.com/m9gppo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 12-08-2010, 14:08:18
agreed but thats not ali later, and i know that girld from somewhere else...

i hate when this happens, this will haunt me the rest of the week
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 12-08-2010, 15:08:25
agreed but thats not ali later, and i know that girld from somewhere else...

i hate when this happens, this will haunt me the rest of the week

me too


*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 12-08-2010, 21:08:47
Flight attendants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztrOt3OXym8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztrOt3OXym8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-08-2010, 21:08:31
Flight attendants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0)


Awesome!  That man has some serious swagg!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 12-08-2010, 21:08:05
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=571008#post571008

I don't know guys, laugh or cry?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 12-08-2010, 21:08:58
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=571008#post571008

I don't know guys, laugh or cry?

I believe in a prank. It cannot be real. The poster profiles are too well arranged. Doesn't happen under this sun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-08-2010, 21:08:03
there's a whole website!  I'm browsing through their forums... I want to believe it is a prank, it is so ridiculous... but it is pretty extravagant for a prank...


edit: further investigation has led me to the discovery that it is 99.9% likely a hoax.  and if not it is the biggest gathering of retards anywhere on the web.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 12-08-2010, 22:08:34
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-08-2010, 22:08:15
thank you child
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 13-08-2010, 03:08:23
This one is priceless.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=569363#post569363

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 13-08-2010, 03:08:22
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jakob_Maria_Mierscheid
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-08-2010, 12:08:17
This one is priceless.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=569363#post569363


Step #3: Have SEX!
This is the tricky part. Sex is an awful activity that has to be practiced exactly once for every child you want to make. It's a horrible despicable act that unfortunately has to be done to make the child. Details on sex can be found in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed you have to plant).


As samuel L jackson would say=SAY what again?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 13-08-2010, 12:08:45
This one is quite long but worth it!

http://jezebel.com/5582562/clueless-secretary-makes-for-hilarious-office-email-thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-08-2010, 13:08:03
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs157.ash2/41210_401910732536_623467536_3864294_5329171_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs273.snc4/39972_1568816626967_1432009945_31510751_6536745_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs145.ash2/40588_1561484000366_1333317116_31500944_7862239_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs127.ash2/39700_1567850923171_1442377598_31559831_7298931_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-08-2010, 14:08:12
http://dagobah.biz/flash/chain_saw.swf

it has awesome!AND DUCKTALES

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Sausagefordaddy.swf

WTF?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-08-2010, 22:08:22
prank call from "dr phil", the lady thinks it's her son calling. I think he's got some explaining to do when he gets home :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6blJmA-_Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 14-08-2010, 00:08:35
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/08/01/dancing-death-mystery.html

Just dance, you'll be ok!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ZeG on 14-08-2010, 15:08:03
Halka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLKOkXopRxg&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 14-08-2010, 18:08:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8pm-eH8Q14

Slap Chop Rap - Acoustic Cover
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 15-08-2010, 15:08:41
The Drunken People Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM9wx3slsOA) 0:46  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-08-2010, 16:08:16
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs300.snc4/41323_1602757391817_1322572279_1570116_2043503_n.jpg)
North Pole, South pole, Burgling pole.


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs369.snc4/45245_1527078010254_1033790326_1577512_2152005_n.jpg)



(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs309.snc4/40766_401907472536_623467536_3864178_4140893_n.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-08-2010, 16:08:04
(http://lolpics.se/pics/607.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-08-2010, 01:08:40
For those that want to become ordained ministers:


http://www.cracked.com/blog/marriage-anyone-it-took-me-5-minutes-to-become-a-minister/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-08-2010, 15:08:33
(http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/post-3-12822458043534.jpg)
(http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/post-3-12822459931945.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThOnyRFMd4

I admit, i would not feel comfy on those ships.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 21-08-2010, 17:08:22
what do the dutch do after winning the worldcup?

Turn off their playstation
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-08-2010, 17:08:00
what do the dutch do after winning the worldcup?

Turn off their playstation
;D

Also, upon seeing the new Portal 2 coop trailer:
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2010/08/500x_coop.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/08/dd8c7ddc84c5bff0c0f45b72adf828a3/340x.gif)

Oh my god...

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-08-2010, 18:08:56
what do the dutch do after winning the worldcup?

Turn off their playstation
;D

Also, upon seeing the new Portal 2 coop trailer:
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2010/08/500x_coop.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/08/dd8c7ddc84c5bff0c0f45b72adf828a3/340x.gif)

Oh my god...


(http://www.movie-blast.com/images/laurel-and-hardy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 22-08-2010, 14:08:12
Gotta steal this one from Zrix, so epic.

Explosions + Haystacks

= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05Qv-Okk3Y&feature=player_embedded#at=87


(http://www.lolgifs.com/pictures/6e7fa3237a88819.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-08-2010, 23:08:41
For those of you who don't click youtube links (I sure as hell don't)

Justin bieber gets hit by a grenade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO6bQd20KU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-08-2010, 23:08:37

(http://www.lolgifs.com/pictures/6e7fa3237a88819.gif)

why is he taking his t-shirt off? for extra effect? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 22-08-2010, 23:08:42
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/146816-2/Al-Qaeda_USA_Iraq.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 23-08-2010, 00:08:06
So he broke his arm while punching?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 23-08-2010, 00:08:19
So he broke his arm while punching?
?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 23-08-2010, 00:08:05
One slap, Iraq down, USA totally relaxed. Yeah right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Nerdsturm on 23-08-2010, 02:08:59
One slap, Iraq down, USA totally relaxed. Yeah right.
I think you're over-analyzing it a bit.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-08-2010, 04:08:23
From the upcoming Pulp Fiction prequel:

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/2/8/1528_slide.jpg?v=2)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-08-2010, 18:08:18
good to know i am not alone :p
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0f385cbb-d32f-4ba3-a3f4-e113f85b8b16.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 23-08-2010, 18:08:03
He's able to function enough to sue...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-08-2010, 20:08:55
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2528/michiganmeanwhile2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 23-08-2010, 20:08:08
good to know i am not alone :p
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0f385cbb-d32f-4ba3-a3f4-e113f85b8b16.jpg)

yeah when i read that i though
damn i got the same problem, my crack dealer didnt tell me that crack is addictive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-08-2010, 21:08:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM

Because it is awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-08-2010, 21:08:26
ALL AUF DER BUNDESWEHR EES VERY SERIOUS! NO FUNNY GAMES! *glove snap*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DzgNkHJHM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7jdPTIvcA0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-08-2010, 16:08:45
Some awesome poledancing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho0WfS8opaI





(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs387.snc4/45033_429083688954_567658954_4777380_6188718_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs388.snc4/45097_436606597440_697277440_5352715_2458435_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs364.snc4/44740_1516821834632_1057063367_1483449_3525637_n.jpg)




Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 24-08-2010, 21:08:49
(http://www.motivame.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mot_matrix-600x480.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2010, 22:08:39
flashes and tf2

http://dagobah.net/flash/What_is_this_i_dont_even.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/scout_push.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/Spy_and_Scouts_Mum_get_hitched.swf

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-08-2010, 22:08:04

...

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2

I .. want .. to .. see .. that .. ! ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2010, 23:08:11

...

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2

I .. want .. to .. see .. that .. ! ..
Strike witches

But i warn you
Look at your PM's
AND I WARNED YOU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-08-2010, 02:08:21

...

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2

I .. want .. to .. see .. that .. ! ..


(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1390/original/its-a-trap.jpg)

(http://captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/wsz0tgm4st-t.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 25-08-2010, 02:08:54
Cool 'lil movie. Enjoy!

*Rockfish* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpO13RuLg3k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-08-2010, 04:08:48
hehe...
I love the daughters face expressions xD
http://thebubble.msn.com/#/video/?id=b9a7d8a8-1cea-4a4b-b997-5a4392d5de3a
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 25-08-2010, 04:08:43
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8145/1281421882156.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 11:08:50
http://dagobah.net/flash/slappin_shit_parrot.swf

How bout i slap your shit!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 25-08-2010, 12:08:10
hehe...
I love the daughters face expressions xD
http://thebubble.msn.com/#/video/?id=b9a7d8a8-1cea-4a4b-b997-5a4392d5de3a

Awww, my daughter is about that age, I don't think I could fool her like that  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 13:08:02
(http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/freedom_fighter_trollcat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 25-08-2010, 13:08:21
lol!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 16:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKTIfXTd32M&feature=related

+450000000

Awesome
NOMNOMNOMNOOOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 25-08-2010, 20:08:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 25-08-2010, 20:08:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ

somehow reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 25-08-2010, 20:08:29
Something I found on the internet:

www.bmfwallets.com
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-08-2010, 20:08:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyQvjKqXA0Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 20:08:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMA2WSBMnvc

end is GREAT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-08-2010, 21:08:23
Oh man, this nigga is awesome, seriously.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

You can say what you want, but i like the way he speaks, In Dutch I speak the same way to friends.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 26-08-2010, 01:08:48
"Well you want a freeze pop little nigger"

LOL! this guy is awsome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-08-2010, 03:08:11
Best one imo was when he came apon a bug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 26-08-2010, 12:08:00
The day i lost control
(http://www.freerefill.de/blog/pix/The%20day%20I%20lost%20control.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 26-08-2010, 12:08:45
Haha i actually removed the Windows Key on all my keyboards, so i don't keep pressing it accidentally minimizing the game i play :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 26-08-2010, 12:08:19
thats what my G15 has a switch for, it disables windows & context menu key

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 26-08-2010, 13:08:05
I keep pressing windows button...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 26-08-2010, 14:08:07
Video of rare 'Fire Tornado' seen in Brazil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssn2kmNf0ME)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 26-08-2010, 14:08:56
Video of rare 'Fire Tornado' seen in Brazil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssn2kmNf0ME)

The best thing about this video is the youtube comments. mindbogglingly stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 26-08-2010, 14:08:27
Stumbled upon Erectin' a River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc) on another forum. Sexual molestation to my ears.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-08-2010, 14:08:42
Stumbled upon Erectin' a River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc) on another forum. Sexual molestation to my ears.
Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 26-08-2010, 19:08:04
OK I hardly ever post here but now I just have to since I found out how engineer kills the time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wg2bistkvU).  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-08-2010, 22:08:35
OK I hardly ever post here but now I just have to since I found out how engineer kills the time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wg2bistkvU).  ;D
+1
And this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjGrHBpfqCo
Best TF2 engie thing of them all
YEAH TOAST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo

http://dagobah.net/flash/Touhou_Forbidden_Hakurei_Armpit_Journey.swf

Alot of them in dem FH2 game.
Talking about how OP dis is and UP zhat is
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 27-08-2010, 16:08:25
Unseen Band of Brothers Clip / Out-take

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0qtEwb9gE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 27-08-2010, 18:08:10
Haha i actually removed the Windows Key on all my keyboards, so i don't keep pressing it accidentally minimizing the game i play :P

You know you can remap keys really easy huh ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-08-2010, 19:08:53
(http://veryfunnypics.com/pics/animals/images/zgoldfish.jpg)

(http://veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/images/zzzzzzbills-in-context.jpg)

(http://veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/images/zzzzzzopening-late-due-to-a-hangover.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 28-08-2010, 00:08:47
Dunno if it's repost but made my day after loosing at FHT:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs541.snc3/29637_110566588990297_100265060020450_80196_8067646_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-08-2010, 00:08:08
Dunno if it's repost but made my day after loosing at FHT:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs541.snc3/29637_110566588990297_100265060020450_80196_8067646_n.jpg)
Russians invented it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 29-08-2010, 01:08:13
If you dont know these guys
Remi Gaillard makes funny YT videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
awesome!
makes quite a mess out of Paris
Jon Lajoie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc&feature=channel
canadian comedian makes funny YT videos
TOTALLY awesome
seen everything the made  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 29-08-2010, 08:08:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk37TD_08eA
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-08-2010, 08:08:49
If you dont know these guys
Remi Gaillard makes funny YT videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
awesome!
makes quite a mess out of Paris
Jon Lajoie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc&feature=channel
canadian comedian makes funny YT videos
TOTALLY awesome
seen everything the made  ;D

Remi Gaillaird is freaking awesome, love his works. And what a foot he's got!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 29-08-2010, 15:08:26
If you dont know these guys
Remi Gaillard makes funny YT videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
awesome!
makes quite a mess out of Paris
Jon Lajoie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc&feature=channel
canadian comedian makes funny YT videos
TOTALLY awesome
seen everything the made  ;D

Remi Gaillaird is freaking awesome, love his works. And what a foot he's got!
Imo one of his best ones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp0ksbz0mtE - The Stupid Cup

Also, a little joke for the joke thread:

Apparently Gary Glitter has escaped prison in Vietnam and is reportedly heading for Chile. He heard there were 33 minors trapped underground and couldnt resist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-08-2010, 17:08:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjzLggAKis&feature=player_embedded#

Epicness !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjzLggAKis&feature=player_embedded#

Epicness !


Awesome squared!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjzLggAKis&feature=player_embedded#

Epicness !


Awesome squared!

Coolness cubed?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-08-2010, 18:08:31
Alien RoomMate Prank gone wrong - ChadMattandRob ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0U3pBdA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:07
Coolness cubed?

You just don't get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:01
Coolness cubed?

You just don't get it.

Amazingness Quadrupled?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-08-2010, 19:08:32
You almost made me post a picture of a dead puppy, Warrior.
However I decided to post this instead, since you have not reached dead puppy level as of yet.

(http://wiki.outlawstar.net/images/KyonFacepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2010, 19:08:46
Impressiveness Quintupled?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [11PzG]matyast on 29-08-2010, 21:08:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Sjld5yy3Q&feature=player_embedded

I think a pretty good commerical there  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-08-2010, 22:08:26
What time is it?



(http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2587.jpg)

(http://www.internet451.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/goofy-time.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 30-08-2010, 01:08:39
Hi: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-goofy-time lols to be had


anyway, if you havent followed his channel yet, Remi is at it again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-fVB-eHGVI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-08-2010, 02:08:36
hehe, thanks drew
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 14:08:32
First day on the job always sucks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox3Gd5GKfGw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 30-08-2010, 15:08:02
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5551/zurita2copia.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 18:08:17
So, i came across this a few moments ago. Makes me sad to see them (the Waloon)  sink that low. Maybe someone who speaks better french then me can translate it.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1967/image001ofg.jpg

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2010, 18:08:59
So, i came across this a few moments ago. Makes me sad to see them (the Waloon)  sink that low. Maybe someone who speaks better french then me can translate it.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1967/image001ofg.jpg


Truly pathethic

We give them 10 billion euro's annualy of wich we see only 2 billion back

And all we get is =NON NON NON NON, a whole pile of bullshit and crap and the french demanding more control over belgium.

And then we have Brussel-halle-vilvoorde wich is completly unfair and just increases the frenching of Brussel and FLEMISH regions


Sigh.I dislike all those Super PRO flemish persons, but i do understand their point
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-08-2010, 18:08:58
I can't read the French, but I get the message.  That's incredibly low....  =/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2010, 19:08:31
I can't read the French, but I get the message.  That's incredibly low....  =/
considering how much we do for the Walloons. Yes.
Its pretty painfull
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 30-08-2010, 19:08:38
Since the Wallons don't want to live in the same state as Flemish (and vice versa), how about we split Belgium and let Flanders join the Netherlands and Wallonia join France (that is, if they want it), apart from the German-speaking parts which would be returned to Germany. Brussels will then become a city-state and the official capital of European Union.

When different ethnicities cannot cohabit the same artificially created nation-state, there's the Czechoslovakian way, and there's the Yugoslavian way...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2010, 19:08:35
Since the Wallons don't want to live in the same state as Flemish (and vice versa), how about we split Belgium and let Flanders join the Netherlands and Wallonia join France (that is, if they want it), apart from the German-speaking parts which would be returned to Germany. Brussels will then become a city-state and the official capital of European Union.

When different ethnicities cannot cohabit the same artificially created nation-state, there's the Czechoslovakian way, and there's the Yugoslavian way...
Splitting Belgium is the dumbest thing to be done. Their would be ZERO benefits at all.

The problem is just our goverments. They are RE-TAR-DED.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 19:08:17
And some newspapers like Le Soir just make it worse, they seem to deliberately try to move us apart (this comic is from that "newspaper"), really, just read it and you will see. I guess money is more important to those guys then a frigging country.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 30-08-2010, 19:08:08
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

 ;D it's a good belgian joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z56Fqe1Bk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 30-08-2010, 20:08:55
-What are you drinking?
-Tea.
-Why?
-Tea is a drink for a civilized man.
-Exactly. So why are you drinking it?

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 20:08:52
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

 ;D it's a good belgian joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z56Fqe1Bk

Yes and no, the party will only go that far as an absolute last resort. There main point for the last elections was doing what was in the constitution, something the French speaking part does not want for some strange reason. (they would all loose votes meaning less money)

He can buy a house if he wants to, but our policy is that if you want to buy property here you have to follow classes to learn our language. That's right, if you want to live here you have to learn Dutch, but that is to much to ask unfortunately for some, some would rather have it that all Flemish people speak there language instead. This in a lot of walloon people. They blatently refuse to learn Dutch when they live in Flanders, well, We kick them out if they do that. Sounds fair to me. Also, if you have family or are born in the town you want to buy property in you get first in line automaticly, it's a way to stop local people from being pushed out of there towns (like the invasion of rich dutch people taking over Limburg) by rich people that buy all the property.

And we don't want to ban French in Brussels, we want it to be like it is seposed to be according to our constitution. It is a town where everybody should learn Dutch AND French and if you want to work there you have to know BOTH languages, unfortunately its 90% French. I have had situations where the lady in the trainstation of Brussels south was selling international traintickets and could speak French and very bad English, no Dutch at all. Or when you go to a restaurant it's very often ONLY fresh service. All we want is that they at least do an effort to speak dutch aswell. Or English for all we care. Just something more then just French.

And let us not forget the looks you get when you speak dutch, it's like they want to stare you out of the building.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 30-08-2010, 20:08:53
Theres a reason why Belgium is slowely disbanding it's army while the Dutch are modernizing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 31-08-2010, 00:08:05
hahaha! ;D


http://www.brainblog.to/item/2010/08/der-heumann
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 31-08-2010, 02:08:38
Theres a reason why Belgium is slowely disbanding it's army while the Dutch are modernizing.
RIP Belgium 1830 - 2011
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 12:08:43
Back to their goddarn rightfull owners!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-08-2010, 12:08:06
Spain?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 31-08-2010, 13:08:15
STOP THIS BULLSHIT!

POST MOAR FUNNIES!!! >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 31-08-2010, 13:08:08
MOARRR

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/52/Kyle_Moar.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 31-08-2010, 13:08:21
Don't usually like this bloke's humor, but it made me lol Peanuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI) :D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 31-08-2010, 13:08:49
SHOOTING STARS!
Best show on British Television! :D :D :D :D :D

Bob Mortimer skanking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8QHsygyHss&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 31-08-2010, 13:08:49
(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-08-27/picdump-10-08-27-16.jpg)
(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-08-27/picdump-10-08-27-58.jpg)

and some nice videos
http://www.wimp.com/recordpropellers/   -  wtf ?
http://www.wimp.com/fancatch/   - nice catch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-08-2010, 14:08:14
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

Its all perfectly allowed BUT you need to learn dutch. When a flemish person goes to walloons, they wont make things in dutch for you

When a Walloon goes to flanders, THEY expect that EVERYTHING is in french for them. The city hall, papers,mail and so on
And flemish towns and cities now with french people in charge, do this, completly frenchizing towns.
Thats like stabbing a knife in your back.

Im not the kind wich like dominating one over another. But when we flemish people give BILLIONS of euro's annualy to the walloons, we expect cooperation on all levels, not a big fat fucking NON NON NON and all this current bullcrap

Look now. Their are AGAIN signs that they cannot form a goverment, AGAIN. this is the 4TH time in 2 years we have a new goverment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 31-08-2010, 15:08:50
http://www.brainblog.to/item/2010/08/strassenkuenstler (http://www.brainblog.to/item/2010/08/strassenkuenstler)

From the website of der Heumann
Not really funny but cool though :).

And im not a real fan of laughing bout peoples mistakes but this one is awsome!
http://www.break.com/index/dancer-pole-accident-to-funny-song.html (http://www.break.com/index/dancer-pole-accident-to-funny-song.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 15:08:07
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

Its all perfectly allowed BUT you need to learn dutch. When a flemish person goes to walloons, they wont make things in dutch for you

When a Walloon goes to flanders, THEY expect that EVERYTHING is in french for them. The city hall, papers,mail and so on
And flemish towns and cities now with french people in charge, do this, completly frenchizing towns.
Thats like stabbing a knife in your back.

Im not the kind wich like dominating one over another. But when we flemish people give BILLIONS of euro's annualy to the walloons, we expect cooperation on all levels, not a big fat fucking NON NON NON and all this current bullcrap

Look now. Their are AGAIN signs that they cannot form a goverment, AGAIN. this is the 4TH time in 2 years we have a new goverment.
Get used to it, Dutch speaking people will always face this. When Germans come here they speak German, when we go to Germany, we speak German. Same for any other tourists, just picking the ones I come across the most.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-08-2010, 15:08:40
So if a german has been living  in Rotterdam for 15 years, but does not speak a word of Dutch you find it ok? This is what we have with many immigrants at the moment, and we are kind of sick of it. That is why if you want to buy property in flanders you HAVE to follow dutch lessons.  Why would we be mad at a tourist that does not speak our language? We have no problem with that, but if you plan to stay here for the rest of your life then you better adapt and not expect the rest to adapt to you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 15:08:47
Do you think I like it? Do you think I approve it? No, thats just stupid, but thats how it is. If you speak Dutch as a native language nobody in the world gives a shit nor feels like adapting, we are the people who always adapt thats why we get these frustrating situations because we finally want someone else to do it too. Not gonna happen though, they speak French. Thats from down south and you know how hard those guys suck with other languages.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 31-08-2010, 15:08:52
Do you think I like it? Do you think I approve it? No, thats just stupid, but thats how it is. If you speak Dutch as a native language nobody in the world gives a shit nor feels like adapting, we are the people who always adapt thats why we get these frustrating situations because we finally want someone else to do it too. Not gonna happen though, they speak French. Thats from down south and you know how hard those guys suck with other languages.

Sorry that when I get to amsterdam thursday morning I'll be speaking english at Schiphol :(. I'll try and pronounce the food I order in dutch, but I'll be laughed at.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-08-2010, 15:08:57
Why am I not laughing? These are bad jokes!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 31-08-2010, 16:08:30
Why am I not laughing? These are bad jokes!
Yep, enough politics. Make your own thread.


Anyway flippy, ive probably posted this before, but here goes:

They reckon that beer contains female hormones. They might be right because after 8 pints i talk shite and cant fucking drive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-08-2010, 16:08:45
An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were discussing about how large their cities are.
Frenchman said, "It takes the whole day to walk around Paris".
The American was impressed but reminded the other that it takes two hours to drive through Manhattan.

The Russian was listening to the competing and after a while he added, "That's impressive sure, but it took us over three months to travel from the tractor factory to the bakery in our city".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 16:08:45
Ehm ok..

Thors joke is bad either, I don't even get it..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 31-08-2010, 17:08:12
Ehm ok..

Thors joke is bad either, I don't even get it..
Stalingrad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 17:08:02
Ah ok. Sadly now it's not funny anymore but well out thought.

Silly thing is, when they got to the baker it was closed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 31-08-2010, 17:08:03
Ah ok. Sadly now it's not funny anymore but well out thought.

Silly thing is, when they got to the baker it was closed.

Or just blown the fuck up
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 17:08:21
Poor baker..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 31-08-2010, 19:08:25
Have you heard the story about a Finn and a Russian? So, a Finn and a Russian went to a sauna. The Russian died.
*boom-tish*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-08-2010, 19:08:42
Have you heard the story about a Finn and a Russian? So, a Finn and a Russian went to a sauna. The Russian died.
*boom-tish*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKnj4dabZiU

Couldnt resist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-08-2010, 19:08:32
Have you heard the story about a Finn and a Russian? So, a Finn and a Russian went to a sauna. The Russian died.
*boom-tish*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKnj4dabZiU

Couldnt resist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI&NR=1
neither could i
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-09-2010, 17:09:13
http://www.dumage.com/disney-for-adults/

Disney remakes.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 01-09-2010, 17:09:29
For adults!? These look like my child fantasies!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2010, 21:09:18
http://dagobah.net/flash/Choco_Party_Commercial.swf

ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-09-2010, 01:09:04
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270917405_1c8cb1fb12.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 02-09-2010, 02:09:03
The Perfect Storm, but wait... What's that?  (http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Z12pEG2aAeA) Fuuuu.. :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 02-09-2010, 02:09:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a64JEtZMVUc&feature=player_embedded

Elephants can fist too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 02-09-2010, 05:09:22
WoW! Just WoW!  :o
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/757.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-09-2010, 06:09:42
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-09-2010, 10:09:05
hehe good ol' 4chan.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 02-09-2010, 20:09:18
In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrreVthWRY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Joker on 02-09-2010, 21:09:42
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/gif_07.gif?w=390)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-09-2010, 23:09:50
D-D-D-D-DARWIN.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 03-09-2010, 11:09:39
ha ha even the dog in the corner is laughing/ wagging
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 04-09-2010, 01:09:52
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 04-09-2010, 02:09:32
mwhahahah comments are soo funny!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 04-09-2010, 12:09:47
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o

just saw the whole documentary... sickest shit i have seen :o whey should be locked in a secure mental hospital for the rest of their lifes. instead one is free and the other is getting released next year.. ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-09-2010, 12:09:11
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.

4-9-2010  0:52:05  Jasper  Björn  yeah shoo
4-9-2010  0:52:09  Jasper  Björn  I want to watch
4-9-2010  0:52:11  Jasper  Björn  you want to sleep
4-9-2010  0:52:14  Jasper  Björn  let's do eachother a favour
4-9-2010  0:52:17  Björn  Jasper  you can watch me sleep
4-9-2010  0:52:19  Björn  Jasper  I got a webcam
4-9-2010  0:52:23  Jasper  Björn  how fascinating
4-9-2010  0:52:28  Björn  Jasper  not weird at all
4-9-2010  0:52:34  Jasper  Björn  I'll stay up all night
4-9-2010  0:52:36  Jasper  Björn  looking
4-9-2010  0:52:37  Björn  Jasper  you know what, I may try out som camroulette
4-9-2010  0:52:42  Björn  Jasper  chatroulette that is
4-9-2010  0:52:42  Jasper  Björn  chatroulette
4-9-2010  0:52:46  Jasper  Björn  exactly
4-9-2010  0:52:50  Björn  Jasper  you wanna see me?
4-9-2010  0:52:53  Björn  Jasper  i'm naked
4-9-2010  0:52:56  Jasper  Björn  haha
4-9-2010  0:53:05  Jasper  Björn  I'm so chatlogging this
4-9-2010  0:53:14  Jasper  Björn  side-butoned pants is nothing compared to this
4-9-2010  0:53:27  Björn  Jasper  oh yeah it is. side buttoned pants is gay
4-9-2010  0:53:30  Björn  Jasper  and out of style
4-9-2010  0:53:35  Björn  Jasper  I love how we never forget that
4-9-2010  0:53:38  Jasper  Björn  when you go chatroulette don't forget to put a bottle of booze in sight of the cam
4-9-2010  0:53:49  Jasper  Björn  so they wont think your retarded
4-9-2010  0:53:50  Jasper  Björn  your just drunk
4-9-2010  0:53:51  Björn  Jasper  HAHA'
4-9-2010  0:53:56  Björn  Jasper  good idea :D
4-9-2010  0:53:59  Jasper  Björn  no problem
4-9-2010  0:54:05  Björn  Jasper  i'm hoping for some camsex
4-9-2010  0:54:09  Björn  Jasper  (y)
4-9-2010  0:54:12  Jasper  Björn  thanks for the details
4-9-2010  0:54:16  Björn  Jasper  your welcome
4-9-2010  0:54:21  Jasper  Björn  it was sarcastic
4-9-2010  0:54:27  Björn  Jasper  no
4-9-2010  0:54:30  Björn  Jasper  i was not
4-9-2010  0:54:31  Jasper  Björn  yes it was
4-9-2010  0:54:44  Björn  Jasper  No i wasn't sarcastic
4-9-2010  0:54:49  Jasper  Björn  ok I was
4-9-2010  0:54:51  Jasper  Björn  you weren't
4-9-2010  0:54:59  Jasper  Björn  just don't go doing camsex with fapping dudes ok?
4-9-2010  0:55:05  Björn  Jasper  not expecting it, but if I stumble on a girl ready for camsex, i would have a hard time saying no
4-9-2010  0:55:06  Jasper  Björn  because thats the only thing you will come across
4-9-2010  0:55:13  Björn  Jasper  as my attempts on this girl today failed
4-9-2010  0:55:17  Jasper  Björn  I've read it
4-9-2010  0:55:22  Björn  Jasper  stalker
4-9-2010  0:55:25  Jasper  Björn  make sure your home alone though
4-9-2010  0:55:33  Björn  Jasper  I'm the only one awake at least
4-9-2010  0:55:35  Jasper  Björn  I hope you live on yourself
4-9-2010  0:55:40  Björn  Jasper  i do not
4-9-2010  0:55:42  Jasper  Björn  oh good grief
4-9-2010  0:55:45  Jasper  Björn  go have camsex
4-9-2010  0:55:46  Jasper  Björn  moan alot
4-9-2010  0:55:49  Björn  Jasper  thanks (Y)
4-9-2010  0:55:57  Jasper  Björn  or go fuck your sister
4-9-2010  0:55:59  Björn  Jasper  go tyo chatroulette and we might see eachother
4-9-2010  0:56:00  Jasper  Björn  if you have one
4-9-2010  0:56:04  Björn  Jasper  I'll give you a show to remember
4-9-2010  0:56:07  Björn  Jasper  I do not
4-9-2010  0:56:10  Jasper  Björn  I'll pass this time
4-9-2010  0:56:15  Björn  Jasper  next time?
4-9-2010  0:56:19  Jasper  Björn  ofcourse buddy
4-9-2010  0:56:26  Björn  Jasper  I want you to see me
4-9-2010  0:56:27  Jasper  Björn  not that I think you will ever remember this conversation
4-9-2010  0:56:52  Björn  Jasper  you will chatlog and post in fh forums, so I'll remeber it
4-9-2010  0:56:59  Jasper  Björn  very well
4-9-2010  0:57:01  Jasper  Björn  thats a deal

4-9-2010  1:03:47  Björn  Jasper  enough chatting, I wanna get naked
4-9-2010  1:03:52  Jasper  Björn  I don't
4-9-2010  1:03:53  Jasper  Björn  sorry
4-9-2010  1:03:56  Björn  Jasper  yes you do
4-9-2010  1:03:58  Björn  Jasper  you not horny?
4-9-2010  1:04:06  Jasper  Björn  your not really turning me on Ted
4-9-2010  1:04:11  Björn  Jasper  guys are always horny
4-9-2010  1:04:17  Björn  Jasper  maybe you're a girl!
4-9-2010  1:04:19  Björn  Jasper  let me see!!
4-9-2010  1:04:23  Jasper  Björn  how did you know
4-9-2010  1:04:29  Jasper  Björn  thats why I never spoke on ventrilo
4-9-2010  1:04:31  Björn  Jasper  you gave it away
4-9-2010  1:04:33  Björn  Jasper  yeah
4-9-2010  1:04:40  Björn  Jasper  I heard you once though
4-9-2010  1:04:50  Jasper  Björn  oh snap
4-9-2010  1:04:54  Jasper  Björn  my fake voice I guess
4-9-2010  1:05:09  Björn  Jasper  i kinda miss the clan, 130th. but betatest is so much better. at least now it's more than 5vs5
4-9-2010  1:05:47  Björn  Jasper  I should go to sleep
4-9-2010  1:05:54  Jasper  Björn  no fapping on other guys fapping?
4-9-2010  1:06:05  Björn  Jasper  nah
4-9-2010  1:06:29  Björn  Jasper  I'm drunk, will fall to sleep as soon as I lie down
4-9-2010  1:06:37  Björn  Jasper  and will work 9 hours tomorrow
4-9-2010  1:06:43  Björn  Jasper  :(
4-9-2010  1:06:51  Jasper  Björn  oh well
4-9-2010  1:06:58  Jasper  Björn  better luck tomorrow
4-9-2010  1:07:04  Jasper  Björn  then you can get all naked with Mudra
4-9-2010  1:07:06  Björn  Jasper  will be home tkaing it easy tomorrow
4-9-2010  1:07:08  Björn  Jasper  NICE
4-9-2010  1:07:21  Jasper  Björn  he even added you
4-9-2010  1:07:58  Björn  Jasper  i had him alread
4-9-2010  1:08:04  Björn  Jasper  chatting with him now
4-9-2010  1:09:19  Björn  Jasper  ohhh help
4-9-2010  1:09:27  Björn  Jasper  "what are you doing on chatroulette btw?"
4-9-2010  1:09:30  Björn  Jasper  "let me see"
4-9-2010  1:09:48  Björn  Jasper  Matthew säger: (01.09.31) that sucks Matthew säger: (01.09.45) lemme see webcamness!
4-9-2010  1:10:20  Björn  Jasper  i'm scared :(
4-9-2010  1:12:34  Jasper  Björn  shes a girl
4-9-2010  1:12:37  Jasper  Björn  go for it
4-9-2010  1:13:28  Björn  Jasper  Björn säger: (01.13.05) i may be a wee bit horny, but i'm not gay ;) Matthew säger: (01.13.10) hahaha Matthew säger: (01.13.17) too bad, men are fun 
4-9-2010  1:13:34  Björn  Jasper  p
4-9-2010  1:13:40  Jasper  Björn  your bisexual
4-9-2010  1:13:47  Björn  Jasper  i'm not :(
4-9-2010  1:13:49  Björn  Jasper  he is!
4-9-2010  1:23:41  Jasper  Björn  you wanted to see me naked!
4-9-2010  1:23:48  Jasper  Björn  bisexual swede!
4-9-2010  1:23:56  Björn  Jasper  i never said that
4-9-2010  1:24:04  Jasper  Björn  LOL YOU DID
4-9-2010  1:24:08  Jasper  Björn  read it tomorrow on the forums
4-9-2010  1:24:15  Björn  Jasper  I'm just drunk and bored
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 04-09-2010, 12:09:39
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o

just saw the whole documentary... sickest shit i have seen :o whey should be locked in a secure mental hospital for the rest of their lifes. instead one is free and the other is getting released next year.. ::)

I was just about to have a few rounds of FH2 when I caught the start of this a few weeks back. I hardly ever watch tv in the evenings, but this I had to watch, kept getting stranger and wierder, no drugs involved, one walks away after denting a car windscreen, unexplainable stuff  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-09-2010, 12:09:32
Not just that, i know 3 people that had car incidents. And all of them could barely move the first 3 days because of extreme muscle "paines" Yet she seemed perfectly fine on the footage. Amazing it really is.

and the punishments they got are just crazy. I mean cmon, they are clearly completely crazy. I don't care that is might only be temporary. The doctors said it themselves that they could do it again. They are a significant risk to the public and should be in a mental hospital for the rest of there lives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 04-09-2010, 14:09:46
I just watched that entire thing. Quite unbelieveable that!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 04-09-2010, 14:09:34
(http://www.rustyfence.com/media/blogs/blog/pics/linkdump/1-jun-jul-aug-2009/finland.jpg)

Classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-09-2010, 17:09:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOqUswBfMs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 04-09-2010, 17:09:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOqUswBfMs

older than the universe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-09-2010, 17:09:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOqUswBfMs

older than the universe

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.


Bad Windows Ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6z2zfoi16g&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-09-2010, 12:09:19
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs201.ash2/46412_1264109143455_1851544478_498982_5905374_n.jpg)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs364.snc4/44704_1264106863398_1851544478_498979_4796735_n.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 05-09-2010, 13:09:30
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2yvs3ew.jpg)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/sex.gif)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/SalTheStockBrokerDoesKarate.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/LUIkH.gif)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/jesus_lastsupper.gif)

(http://a.imageshack.us/img843/9995/498.gif)

(http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/251/releasethekraken.gif)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/gifss.gif)

(http://a.imageshack.us/img820/2741/441d.gif)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2qi7oye.gif)

(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4989/1269602956drmccoyandcap.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 05-09-2010, 13:09:28
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o

just saw the whole documentary... sickest shit i have seen :o whey should be locked in a secure mental hospital for the rest of their lifes. instead one is free and the other is getting released next year.. ::)

They clearly act like sociopaths.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-09-2010, 17:09:02

(http://i.imgur.com/LUIkH.gif)

Woman=Ye i dislike 19 year old football players with headphones, addiction to energy drinks, Baseball and puber behavior

TF2 scout=Whats that knucklehead?BOINK!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [11PzG]matyast on 05-09-2010, 22:09:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
Pretty damn good!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-09-2010, 23:09:01
Haha, shit, a guy I know took this picture of his local newspaper.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs546.snc3/29922_1347371971026_1433100435_30948246_3145224_n.jpg)

Leroy Jenkins, in the newspaper.  He's a reverend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 06-09-2010, 00:09:56
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.


Haha FAIL fuchs! didn't exactly get the attention you hoped it would get :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-09-2010, 00:09:41
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.


Haha FAIL fuchs! didn't exactly get the attention you hoped it would get :)

TL;DR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-09-2010, 04:09:18
http://howmanyofme.com/search/

I started with Futurama Characters.  5 people in the US named Bender Rodriguez.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 06-09-2010, 12:09:44
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5601/loltk.png)

FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2010, 13:09:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
Pretty damn good!
Awesome really

eats
kisses
*****
 all work!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 06-09-2010, 13:09:13
which console should one get ? Wii or Ps3 ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PhJp3ciRQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-09-2010, 13:09:40
which console should one get ? Wii or Ps3 ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PhJp3ciRQ&feature=related
Spy got it right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vELYwskLbXk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 06-09-2010, 14:09:17
Surprise Buttsecks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FchQz3gz7w) was quite entertaining find.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 06-09-2010, 15:09:29
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.


Haha FAIL fuchs! didn't exactly get the attention you hoped it would get :)
Meh, lazy fat asses can't read, don't care though, it's more just for you. Did you get the attention you wanted? On Chatroulette?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-09-2010, 18:09:24
http://z0r.de/?id=2114&lang=en
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-09-2010, 22:09:59
scary stuff:

http://www.wimp.com/biggestcompany/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 06-09-2010, 22:09:54
scary stuff:

http://www.wimp.com/biggestcompany/

They could end the world.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2010, 23:09:24
Japan=
http://z0r.de/2139
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-09-2010, 23:09:49
paris hilton:

http://z0r.de/1221
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-09-2010, 23:09:56
paris hilton:

http://z0r.de/1221

Haha, looks like i am not the only one who hates when people do that.

Seriously, why do some people always strike the same pose for a picture?




(http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/02_juice.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-09-2010, 04:09:19
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/mods/1/8/7830/thumb_620x2000/59843.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-09-2010, 11:09:31
So, one learns about new things every day, take this plane for example. Looks kinda nice though
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/09/06/a-weird-soviet-plane-vva-14/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-09-2010, 11:09:45
So, one learns about new things every day, take this plane for example. Looks kinda nice though
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/09/06/a-weird-soviet-plane-vva-14/

(http://artaca.net/ronaldwong/bartinisbizarrebehemoth/bartinisbizarrebehemoth.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-09-2010, 11:09:42
In Soviet Russia ekranoplanes fly you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 07-09-2010, 22:09:51
In Soviet Russia ekranoplanes catch rust. (google maps (http://maps.google.de/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=de&geocode=&q=Kaspiysk&sll=51.151786,10.415039&sspn=18.232418,39.155273&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Kaspijsk,+Republik+Dagestan,+Russland&t=h&ll=42.881829,47.657291&spn=0.003243,0.008256&z=18))
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-09-2010, 15:09:13
(http://www.myfunlink.to/fwbrseupts84mcms3os8d37ylbkm7voc/12969/MyFunlink_Picdump_143_03.jpg)

(http://www.imgbox.de/users/chillpix/Fun/5.jpg)

both made me lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-09-2010, 15:09:51

(http://www.imgbox.de/users/chillpix/Fun/5.jpg)

both made me lol
We has conquered poland? Supertoll yaahh! Sie little partie now!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 08-09-2010, 18:09:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

A tribute to a famous movie series.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-09-2010, 20:09:10
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 08-09-2010, 21:09:37

(http://www.imgbox.de/users/chillpix/Fun/5.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmDYPVgWUkY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmDYPVgWUkY&feature=related)
This calls for the Fuhrer´s Favorite Tune  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-09-2010, 23:09:11
Dial-up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1AQcGGSec&feature=related

xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-09-2010, 23:09:17
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb75/j0llyr0g3r/Guess_Who_Jackson.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-09-2010, 23:09:15
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-09-2010, 23:09:14
(http://www.driko.org/blogicons/canada20.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 09-09-2010, 00:09:36
http://www.break.com/index/walking-with-precision (http://www.break.com/index/walking-with-precision)

"Snip!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-09-2010, 00:09:41
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-08/1883.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-09-2010, 00:09:40
that...was awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-09-2010, 00:09:59
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG

haha, yeah did you ever check it out Corvax? If not, I will, so as to keep scarring to a minimum for the rest of us

Edit1: LOL @ Siben
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 09-09-2010, 00:09:43
Well someone posted this on PBF today....owwww (http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB)  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-09-2010, 00:09:13
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG

haha, yeah did you ever check it out Corvax? If not, I will, so as to keep scarring to a minimum for the rest of us

Edit1: LOL @ Siben
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 09-09-2010, 01:09:41
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?
Strike Witches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_Witches) has been mentioned, linked to, etc. in Off-Topic only like, OVER 9000 times... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-09-2010, 01:09:36
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?
Strike Witches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_Witches) has been mentioned, linked to, etc. in Off-Topic only like, OVER 9000 times... :P
Ofcourse, i was the first one to do it  ;D

when my little crazy japanese girl sended me this serie, and after the first episode, i hailed a huge=WHHHAATT THE FUUCKKK???????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-09-2010, 01:09:34
Ofcourse, i was the first one to do it 

when my little crazy japanese girl sended me this serie, and after the first episode, i hailed a huge=WHHHAATT THE FUUCKKK??


You have a daughter?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 09-09-2010, 05:09:08
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG

I lol'd so hard at the first one, because of the music. I recognise where it's from. When you're eight years old, you memorize things. For me it was this TV show Pat & Mat, a Czech stop-motion animation, where two guys find themselves with an everyday problem, build several gadgets that should solve it (in their mind) but usually fail. Check youtube for more info and clips.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 09-09-2010, 10:09:52
Hell yeah! Pat and Mat! Over here it's called Buurman en Buurman, neighbour and neighbour. Awesome show, child memories coming back.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 09-09-2010, 19:09:01
Hehehe yep i know that from children years (since i am czech), when i became older i liked more Spejbl and Hurvinek tho (quite popular aswell).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-09-2010, 21:09:20
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6668/1273428626874.jpg)

(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/968/ballarsehurtsaftervodka.png)(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3725/polball.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 10-09-2010, 00:09:37
So Skåne and Texas get a mention, but Wales and Åland Islands are left out? :p

Also, what are the third and fourth Russiaball supposed to represent? The second one is supposedly Volga Germans, but the one with the peaked cap and the "Chinese friend"?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 10-09-2010, 00:09:11
http://celebritynetworth.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-09-2010, 00:09:41
You haven't played Hearts of Iron as the Germans have you? One is Trans-Ural Republic, the other is Siberia or some such. Anyway, they're the nations you can liberate once you've conquered all of the USSR.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-09-2010, 02:09:09
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs073.snc3/14100_1406428529580_1498410930_1057285_169894_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2010, 13:09:35
WHAHAH belgium is represented as a peanutt!

I couldnt find a better way to picture my country! +1

Ofcourse, i was the first one to do it 

when my little crazy japanese girl sended me this serie, and after the first episode, i hailed a huge=WHHHAATT THE FUUCKKK??


You have a daughter?
nah, this anime obsessed girl i know

She is goddam funny
and weird.very    very     weird

very....w.eird
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 10-09-2010, 14:09:55
So Skåne and Texas get a mention, but Wales and Åland Islands are left out? :p

Also, what are the third and fourth Russiaball supposed to represent? The second one is supposedly Volga Germans, but the one with the peaked cap and the "Chinese friend"?

Fuck E.U.! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4182661.stm)  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-09-2010, 14:09:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDDDKnNhuE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-09-2010, 16:09:23
Fuck E.U.! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4182661.stm)  :P
:'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2010, 16:09:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDDDKnNhuE
HOLY SHIT

I once experienced the same thing, but then with a F16.

We saw it from far away. 2KM distance and at 15meter altitude
Then it came closer
12meter
10meter (people starting to shout=oooh shit   oooh shit)
8meter 1km distance
5 frakking meters 300meters, Girls freaking out and running away, Camera man ready to take the shot
me saying=Gulp
ZZJOOFFFFFFFFF

The most awesome thing ever in my life
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 10-09-2010, 19:09:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5XPf2ha0I

chicks and watermellons.  Pow, right in the kisser.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-09-2010, 20:09:28
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs302.ash2/58231_1496723070947_1620229543_1163433_7220750_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2010, 20:09:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5XPf2ha0I

chicks and watermellons.  Pow, right in the kisser.
One more go! You're super super close!

And she was right
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 10-09-2010, 20:09:53
BOOM! headshot!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-09-2010, 00:09:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5XPf2ha0I

chicks and watermellons.  Pow, right in the kisser.
One more go! You're super super close!

And she was right

Reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD9hXHgZeac
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-09-2010, 02:09:43
http://www.conservapedia.com/


not unintentionally biased or hilarious at all  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-09-2010, 13:09:40
So, how would you react when your plane just crashed in a forrest?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2h7xtzPuwE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 11-09-2010, 13:09:20
So, how would you react when your plane just crashed in a forrest?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2h7xtzPuwE
:o

Crazy Russians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 11-09-2010, 15:09:43
i dont get the point. So whats the matter with a plane crashing into the forrest?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-09-2010, 19:09:14
i dont get the point. So whats the matter with a plane crashing into the forrest?

This tread is a merge of "look what i found on the Internet" and "check out this joke". Most people just post funny stuff but you can also post strange or special things. like this crash. Did not find it tread worthy so i just posted it here.

It is what you say, a plane that crashed into a Forrest, nothing funny about it other that the people react calm and not go hysterical like Hollywood makes us believe we should act. Or maybe its just like this because it did not happen in the US.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-09-2010, 19:09:04
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-nope.avi-obama-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-09-2010, 19:09:32
found this awesome demonstration of the HDR film technique.

http://vimeo.com/14821961
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-09-2010, 22:09:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yg2t1s0hi8&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-09-2010, 22:09:31
found this awesome demonstration of the HDR film technique.

http://vimeo.com/14821961

Awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-09-2010, 22:09:06
Truly amazing, but the person they have in now looks a bit CGI's with the exposure, but that, i'm sure, could be fixed with little fine tuning.  I hope this style catches on, it does make it look much better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 12-09-2010, 00:09:31
Found this whilst talking to Tolga on Xfire

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0807/ahhh-demotivational-poster-1216017145.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-09-2010, 02:09:50
Found this whilst talking to Tolga on Xfire

Reminds me of my historical quote:

(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9379/yahg.jpg)

If historical figures got gritty reboots:

(http://a.imageshack.us/img689/4070/crackedfinal2.jpg)
(http://madslol.com/grittyjesus.jpg)
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s357/TreyHanks/rebootsevelt1.jpg)
(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6623/laika.png)
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x388/Peckinnear/hannibal.jpg)
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x388/Peckinnear/Neitschze.jpg)
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj421/mamapranayama/romeonfire.jpg)
(hopefully everybody will get those references, the only one I would think some might understand would be the Hannibal and the last one.  Hannibal is a Carthaginian general that invaded rome from the alps by crossing them on war elephants, and the last one is Nero, who was said to have fiddled as Rome burned.)


http://www.addictinggames.com/motherload.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-09-2010, 05:09:27
The Laika one :D

Out for revenge on the International Scream Station.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 12-09-2010, 13:09:20
honest, I don't found anyone of it funny...but that might be my taste.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-09-2010, 18:09:30
http://www.cracked.com/article_18748_6-brutal-leaders-their-ridiculous-secret-hobbies.html

oh, joseph!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-09-2010, 00:09:13
The red spy soldier is in the base trenches!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v22jzjykg5w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 13-09-2010, 00:09:01
GoateeSaver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHU8qOy2c4) Whoah!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-09-2010, 02:09:03
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/5/3/30953.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 13-09-2010, 10:09:45
http://www.esarcasm.com/17893/unintentionally-dirty-urls/ (http://www.esarcasm.com/17893/unintentionally-dirty-urls/) rofl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-09-2010, 17:09:59
DOUBLE
U
T
F
MATE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SNvSd5yIcs&feature=player_embedded#!
Aw com!

AAGGH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-09-2010, 19:09:35
No, seriously. What the fuck is up with this all Justin Bieber -hate? Everyone's pissed off because a 14-year old makes more money than those haters will ever even see or something?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 13-09-2010, 19:09:49
Umm yeah... a 14 year old penis makes more money then I ever will.... that makes me angry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-09-2010, 19:09:33
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 13-09-2010, 19:09:46
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.



And he's Canadian, I just cant accept that!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-09-2010, 19:09:56
siben got it.

A product of record-companies to make money.

Like most artists today (notice I used the word artists, not musicians. They are NOT musicians).

Same  reason I hate fucking Idol where only people advance who can sing "by the book", then they are famous for 4 months and forgotten.

Do you think Bob Dylan or Joe Strummer would have made it through the first round of Idol if they were unknown? they would have laughed at them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-09-2010, 20:09:33
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.


the songs are all loovey dovey about innocent love AKA targeted at 14-15-16 year old puber girls AKA BUY JUSTIN BIEBER MERCHANDISE
Its songs are written in like 10 minutes. They are completly crap and just target BUY MOAR JUSTIN BIEBER CD industry

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-09-2010, 20:09:31
indeed, now laugh at my awesome movie climax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhDcd8DZK_o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-09-2010, 20:09:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5afXut06fZY&feature=related

pedotastic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-09-2010, 23:09:37
Where were you when it happened?  Because Sarkosy was there.

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26341/original/89886.?1258056465)

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26400/original/46221382.jpg)

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/033/709/original/h-20-1783632-1257844178.jpg)

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/056/original/Sarko_Cene.jpg?1266243428)

Sarkozy was there.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blphoto-wtc.htm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 13-09-2010, 23:09:06
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.


And most of his songs have stolen content from other songs, he's the most unoriginal failure known to history. Not to mention the media pushes his shit too much, to 'force' American to be more accepting of "different people", he's too arrogant for nothing, too. I have a strong dislike for him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2010, 08:09:49
In wait for Diablo 3:

http://existenz.se/out.php?id=27320

Cain is for real
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 14-09-2010, 08:09:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u24NkJsqdE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 14-09-2010, 12:09:40
Quote
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.

Thats the musical industry machine  ;D.
Almost all pop music and popular mtv music is made this way. Even though there might be real instruments and a real concept from the bands, the producer and record company behind 'm shapes and bends till they have created a whole "new" song wich "fits" todays audience.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-09-2010, 14:09:40
Credits to Bosco for this one

(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2124/1273588554001.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 17:09:25
http://dagobah.net/flash/the_Golden_Age_of_Video.swf

http://rp2.twinight.net/images/_images/9bd1091bd5a87edce202f075af6dd17b/4chan%20pokemon%20thread.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [11PzG]matyast on 14-09-2010, 17:09:26
Epic skateboarding!...and something else :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u24NkJsqdE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 14-09-2010, 18:09:03
Classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCQ8qR5-i0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 14-09-2010, 18:09:46
(http://i31.tinypic.com/xfapuh.gif)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d7/Polish_remover1.jpg)
(http://habreffect.ru/files/d66/299f8579e/RsuPK.jpg)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/168399-1/Cocky_soccer_goalie.gif)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/29vcjea.jpg)
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/cat_eating_corn.jpg)
(http://snjezanat.net.amis.hr/EuropeVsAmerica.jpg)
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn86/earwig_12/WTC-om-nom-nom-nom.jpg)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/164582-1/Turtle_bowl_escape.gif)
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8n/77/azvb/63603/743701640.gif)
(http://manzano.naurunappula.com/nn/1/285/163/o_635325.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 19:09:04

(http://snjezanat.net.amis.hr/EuropeVsAmerica.jpg)
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn86/earwig_12/WTC-om-nom-nom-nom.jpg)
For i first picture, I find that quite offensive. Not all Americans are like that and where i live there is much cultural heritage. Dutch, German and Irish to name a few. Plus some of those comparisons arn't fair. Europe is a number of countries while the US is just one.

For the second pic, Dont make fun of such a tragedy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2010, 19:09:46
I sure hope you are being ironic chariot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 14-09-2010, 19:09:54
i make fun of everything cause its a free country, and you are free to not like it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 19:09:58


For the second pic, Dont make fun of such a tragedy.
Then what about the tens of thousands that got killed in Iraq because the US invaded the country?
And then people do things like this=
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/12/633541795218753209-humor.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 19:09:20
We invaded because Iraq was making life difficult for everyone else
picture doesnt work
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 19:09:58
We invaded because Iraq was making life difficult for everyone else
picture doesnt work
Define "everyone else" please
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: A-tree on 14-09-2010, 20:09:22
For the second pic, Dont make fun of such a tragedy.
But its cool to make fun of the Polish gov't dieing in plane crash though right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 20:09:52
us and the rest of the middle east.

Let me put it into perspective for the Europeans, if i were to joke about the IRA bombings what would happen?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-09-2010, 20:09:52
Dunno. Go ahead and try.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 20:09:57
Let me re-phrase that=
Do you find any jokes about the IRA bombings?

Next to losing billons and BILLIONS of dollars, what could the Iraqi war have made things better in the US?
Dont make me laugh please.

But lets stay ontopic
(http://files.sharenator.com/fail_Meanwhile_in_Japan_collection-s300x281-71009-580.jpg)
But to show i am not a supporter of terrorism, i'll make jokes of my own country
(http://motom.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/humo-gatvdwereld.jpg?w=450)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: A-tree on 14-09-2010, 20:09:42
us and the rest of the middle east.

Let me put it into perspective for the Europeans, if i were to joke about the IRA bombings what would happen?
If it was funny I'd laugh, just like i laughed at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYzQtSxoKE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-09-2010, 20:09:50
(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/abarb1.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-09-2010, 20:09:43
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs340.ash2/62029_430076027311_564032311_5693522_4973992_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 14-09-2010, 20:09:35
(http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman01/The%20N-Word%20Klan.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YGwf7.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/99a9ba7a-7496-4dc0-8b58-427cf2ccfb34.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2i7sqkg.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/o53xpf.jpg)
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2184/2jbuznp.jpg)
(http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092010/03/pics/fotopodborodka_021.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/9060620e-3e7d-4436-8538-b7a2b4a61bd8.jpg)
(http://lolpics.se/pics/2519.jpg)
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4755/37331101501941028352627.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/3319a9058999c2771e87d8cni9.jpg)
(http://www.thecomicalrobot.com/images/media/202a.jpg)
(http://www.pylontemple.com/images/tr/from_internet.jpg)
(http://a.imageshack.us/img833/3024/yftyjjyjktg.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/a38e3df0-44a9-4540-accb-df8c6d32c28b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 20:09:19

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/a38e3df0-44a9-4540-accb-df8c6d32c28b.jpg)
WHAHAHA +1 for this one matey
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 21:09:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGz_LL8wGg&feature=related how not to play hitman part 12
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-09-2010, 21:09:56
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/38087-1/WelcomeTo4chanWTC911.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-09-2010, 21:09:40
(http://ideonexus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/imaginenoreligion.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2010, 21:09:45
+1 iRep for you thor


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GOA1dlyi0Zc/SS8Zlri5_DI/AAAAAAAAAu4/lpj4_WxvWaA/s400/a237_wtc6.jpg)
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/13/17/911-cake-7726-1231886474-4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 14-09-2010, 22:09:30
That cake looks kinda discusting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-09-2010, 22:09:18
That cake looks kinda discusting.
Pretty sure it's chocolate ice cream instead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-09-2010, 22:09:59
Let me re-phrase that=
Do you find any jokes about the IRA bombings?

Next to losing billons and TRILLIONS of dollars, what could the Iraqi war have made things better in the US?
Dont make me laugh please.


Fix'd


For i first picture, I find that quite offensive. Not all Americans are like that and where i live there is much cultural heritage. Dutch, German and Irish to name a few. Plus some of those comparisons arn't fair. Europe is a number of countries while the US is just one.


I lol'd.
But not at the 9/11 one  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 15-09-2010, 01:09:25
Well first I was just innocently looking at some  Rare Spoonbill Catfish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkKWfMPqxAw) footage on youtube, when the right hand suggestion video slot suggested Natasha Photo Shoot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rruFzUbWY) .......Youtube Suggestion WIN I think!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-09-2010, 02:09:13
http://www.cracked.com/article_18719_the-tie-fighter-pilot-who-saved-day-in-star-wars.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 15-09-2010, 09:09:07
http://www.cracked.com/article_18719_the-tie-fighter-pilot-who-saved-day-in-star-wars.html
+5 rep
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 15-09-2010, 22:09:41
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-09-2010, 22:09:20
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs687.snc4/62767_472941410481_617980481_7171332_5562205_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 15-09-2010, 22:09:17
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs687.snc4/62767_472941410481_617980481_7171332_5562205_n.jpg)


my hero ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-09-2010, 00:09:50
It's all Darwin really :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-09-2010, 01:09:44
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/359126/september-14-2010/the-word---mutually-assured-coercion

Stephen Colbert at his best.  Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 16-09-2010, 02:09:18
Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.

i can assure that everybody in your neighbourhood probably thinks you're weird.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-09-2010, 02:09:25
Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.

i can assure that everybody in your neighbourhood probably thinks you're weird.

I'm not just the village idiot on these forums, you know!  Only 1,500 people in this town, most, if not all, know me!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 16-09-2010, 06:09:03
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs558.ash1/32520_121000557936115_100000785142733_104114_3646894_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs311.snc3/28220_122998844402953_100000785142733_111215_4063703_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs321.ash1/28220_123588434343994_100000785142733_113675_8087871_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-09-2010, 00:09:06
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/430/tolgacensored.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 17-09-2010, 07:09:21
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HtZMSRIIa-k/RqzJIqH-kQI/AAAAAAAAAGU/rxM2U2_xvjc/s400/iss.jpg)

                                               (http://i37.tinypic.com/2sb75hf.jpg) 



 ;)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 17-09-2010, 11:09:16
 :( Poor Polandball.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-09-2010, 12:09:33
Looks more like a PokeBall  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 17-09-2010, 13:09:40
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/359126/september-14-2010/the-word---mutually-assured-coercion

Stephen Colbert at his best.  Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.

Awesome! I love Dr Strangelove. "Gentlemen! No fighting in the war room!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-09-2010, 21:09:13
(http://blolpics.com/graphics/photos/1266960344281.gif?201009172104)

(http://blolpics.com/graphics/photos/1266961071829.jpg?201009172122)

(http://blolpics.com/graphics/photos/1266961671478.jpg?201009172140)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-09-2010, 02:09:21
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-15/1234707833010.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 18-09-2010, 10:09:37
This just about melted my brain when I first read it through in class...
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6711/wikiwood.jpg) (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/wikiwood.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 18-09-2010, 15:09:38
Would a woodchuck chuck, then how many woods would a woodchuck chuck? :P

That aside, if "softwood" is wood from conifers and "hardwood" wood from leaf trees, then why those terms are not used insetad... (yeah, I know, most common variants are "hard" and "soft" from Northern European perspective)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 18-09-2010, 15:09:37
So finally someone uploaded it,
Its funny for the Dutch i guess, Its called "Niet swaffelen op de Dixi".

http://www.youtube.com/user/Afghanistanupload

An Ausie guy here about the dutch word swaffelen and wrote a pretty good song about it.
Its the big hit on Kamp Holland.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-09-2010, 15:09:12


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs311.snc3/28220_122998844402953_100000785142733_111215_4063703_n.jpg)


+4 Awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-09-2010, 15:09:36
(http://naggeria.net/blog/wp-content/gallery/4all/super_nerd_galaxy_by_jjar01.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 18-09-2010, 17:09:57
(http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/1504/original/bear_grylls.jpg?1240632595)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 18-09-2010, 17:09:36
(http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1238523387930.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-09-2010, 18:09:42
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-bear-grylls.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 18-09-2010, 18:09:58
(http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1209653166727.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 18-09-2010, 23:09:49
Stop.

They are both super awesome. Big fans of 'em both.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-09-2010, 02:09:15
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/30/128672933726277581.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 16:09:12
The world according to...

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Mapping-Stereotypes/355732

I love how Belgium gets away pretty good :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-09-2010, 16:09:48
The world according to...

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Mapping-Stereotypes/355732

I love how Belgium gets away pretty good :p
+1  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-09-2010, 17:09:28
The world according to...

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Mapping-Stereotypes/355732

I love how Belgium gets away pretty good :p
Not really original on the Netherlands though, 5 times weed?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 17:09:01
What else do you think foreigners remember you by? Tulips?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 20-09-2010, 18:09:04
go to google.com and type in this:

define:kaster
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-09-2010, 18:09:12
What they think of once they met me?
Probably crazy fucker but not weed or tulips, don't do both.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 18:09:49
go to google.com and type in this:

define:kaster

It goes to the wiki page of the Belgian town of Kaster. Plz explain this elaborate joke.
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaster


And not you Fuchs, your country.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-09-2010, 18:09:44
Show it in English now Siben, and read the description. Blue words below the search result.

How I would see my own country.. Boring shithole.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 18:09:20
Show it in English now Siben, and read the description. Blue words below the search result.

Lol, see it now :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 20-09-2010, 19:09:16
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/fixed_bible.jpg)


(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/denmark_vs_finland_ice_hockey_2010.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-09-2010, 19:09:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9t7qp4_QDA

old times :)

I am an extremist terrorist against dubbing, but disney movies has always been fantasticly dubbed in Dutch

Far better then english!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-09-2010, 21:09:37
http://www.cracked.com/article_18771_6-new-spy-technologies-you-literally-cant-hide-from.html

Laser mics look bitchin', I want one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 23:09:35
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/rudedrivers.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-09-2010, 00:09:51
+20 irep
/thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-09-2010, 11:09:14
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs644.snc4/60418_10150279675060570_723615569_14770922_7285128_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs347.ash2/62729_432015355867_725785867_5535594_3035206_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs707.snc4/62729_432015365867_725785867_5535596_4259573_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs332.ash2/61235_1490925307206_1056202536_1368525_4768415_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs664.snc4/60436_1583885192033_1082843623_1730337_21731_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs710.snc4/63038_1480071554839_1025294293_31148158_1517156_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs612.snc4/59205_1492471524945_1628738274_1125078_4150122_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs655.snc4/61549_1606524611780_1496106516_31544161_2952757_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs623.snc4/58348_1279729533955_1851544478_524622_805263_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs626.snc4/58677_1623298504793_1306386845_1682702_8311412_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs607.snc4/58764_1623297064757_1306386845_1682691_5987181_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs658.snc4/61850_160086317336617_100000057490822_521903_1410393_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs319.ash2/59958_1509103180442_1620229543_1191677_2193403_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs661.snc4/60105_1587496083546_1120126059_31657451_2589054_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs614.snc4/59453_437306319722_602334722_4897450_1727609_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs349.ash2/62909_471197394467_736844467_6633195_7353749_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 21-09-2010, 11:09:31
So weird.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-09-2010, 21:09:08
if you speak dutch, you shall be laughing

and when your from Belgium ;)




http://dagobah.net/flash/supergirl_XD.swf

WTF

http://dagobah.net/flash/pig_runner.swf

IN B4 PETA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-09-2010, 01:09:18
Heheh....
New ringtone = found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT1WnR21gv0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 22-09-2010, 02:09:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-09-2010, 16:09:08
Belgium explained, very simple in 4 minutes.
http://vimeo.com/15049808
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-09-2010, 17:09:25
Belgium explained, very simple in 4 minutes.
http://vimeo.com/15049808
(http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/meh.ro4585.jpg)

Quite the troll Government.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2010, 18:09:48
Heheh....
New ringtone = found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT1WnR21gv0&feature=related
GIVE ME NOA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2010, 18:09:18
Belgium explained, very simple in 4 minutes.
http://vimeo.com/15049808
(http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/meh.ro4585.jpg)

Quite the troll Government.
DUDE thats it

Our goverment IS infact made of TROLLS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-09-2010, 21:09:26
 http://tubedubber.com/#AC5o9ovFygc:mjGJPPRD3u0:0:100:0:0:true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-09-2010, 00:09:41
I liked the comeback.

(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7995/usanda.png)

Edit:
And the video:

http://www.break.com/index/the-most-patient-reporter-in-the-world.html (http://www.break.com/index/the-most-patient-reporter-in-the-world.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-09-2010, 05:09:45
(http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/awesome13.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-09-2010, 16:09:18
Crazy name for a  norwegian school, dutch speaking people will understand :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs324.ash2/60483_427832069631_548674631_5198136_4283330_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs658.snc4/61874_130133687035692_100001171839525_156594_7382023_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-09-2010, 17:09:35
http://www.vinniev.com/if-facebook-existed-years-ago?ref=nf

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Abe-Lincoln-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Asteroid-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Ben-Franklin-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Caesar-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Darwin-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Galileo-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/God-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Newton-FB.jpg)


(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135259988742.gif)
somewhere in the middle east:
-they got me
-72 virgins are waiting for you in the paradise

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ZepxzeZd7Bo/TH69EcHSoPI/AAAAAAAACEQ/WzhfLWUU4bA/s800/tnchuck.jpg)

======Commercials Brake=======

was your suggestion laughed upon and your topic removed ? Are you willing to show everyone your dissatisfaction for it? Then here is what you will need to do it!

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

==========================
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 23-09-2010, 22:09:10
CLEAR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbG75akOvBo&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 24-09-2010, 00:09:55
Did that person at 0:13 vaporise or something?  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-09-2010, 03:09:56
Pretty sure its been posted before, but dam it still brings a smile to my face  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 24-09-2010, 05:09:26
This very well be the most amazing thing I have ever seen, for those of you without an avid somewhat insane love of physics or the matrix, don't click the link
http://www.valdostamuseum.org/hamsmith/Matrix.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-09-2010, 13:09:02
Warning: Pigs and piglets!

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs683.snc4/62348_1282677887662_1851544478_529749_7531904_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-09-2010, 13:09:04
Thats the most disturbing picture of pigs I have ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 24-09-2010, 13:09:17
Why is that pig giving that ugly man a bj?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-09-2010, 13:09:43
My childhood,adulthood and life have just been ruined by that pick.......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-09-2010, 15:09:06
Why did my poor little pigs get censored :(

Is it because your dirty little minds saw things that are not there?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-09-2010, 15:09:52
Yeah, you gotta think about those with en extra-dirty mind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 24-09-2010, 15:09:49
if you censor that....sorry, but that is just akward. It's just a photo of pigs that look like some mens'legs...
If its about the implication - we implicate that all the ladies in the chickstopic also have tits and other interesting parts beneath their panties. This is far more harmless.

Come on, it's so obviously a funny joke of some pigs...if you censor this, the world has become a really really really really sad place.

My $0.01
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 24-09-2010, 15:09:45
There's nothing wrong with it. I laughed.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-09-2010, 15:09:14
Yeah, cool.

Now here's a joke: Being a moderator on these forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 24-09-2010, 15:09:08
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/posss.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-09-2010, 16:09:10
Aha ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-09-2010, 16:09:15
(http://us.fun.marinov.net/store/Your%20Dirty%20Mind%20-%20The%20Lamp%20Is%20A%20Lie.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-09-2010, 21:09:50
http://www.principality-hutt-river.com/

lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 24-09-2010, 22:09:13
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreDakka
AN' DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF DAKKA, YA GROT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-09-2010, 22:09:23
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/HALO1_condensed2.jpg)

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6472-wrong-number/

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2796-the-girlfriend-paradox/

http://www.cracked.com/funny-900-canada/

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sgt. Powderhound on 24-09-2010, 22:09:26
You've gotta love Bollywood...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGrA0KwkVg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-09-2010, 04:09:19
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/3230/original/coolface.png?1244426318)


Edit 1: Found this while cleaning out the ol' harddrive
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2899/1203236270794nq9.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-09-2010, 12:09:05
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5842/125288197399.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-09-2010, 12:09:19
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5842/125288197399.gif)
+1 rep
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 25-09-2010, 13:09:07
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/741252132.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-09-2010, 17:09:35
 ;D ;D

Hehe, I was also shown that one xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-09-2010, 18:09:29
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/trailers/2028-BioShock-Infinite-Gameplay

HOLY STEAMPUNK, BATMAN!!   :o :o


(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/0/2780_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/2/6/32026_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/3/7/2837_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/2/1/2821_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/perspective-man_sized.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-09-2010, 17:09:45
lol @ wariors pic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-09-2010, 21:09:07
Yes, yes i would.
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l98nj3pD5N1qzgkoco1_500.jpg)


I think you could have a little surprise there :)
(http://imgur.com/uuzWB.jpg)


Yeah baby, aint she hot?
(http://www.napiszar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/LOL2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 26-09-2010, 22:09:17
Something's not right  there....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 26-09-2010, 23:09:44
One of my foreign military friends, poor guy lost it when he was out there xD
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/adsz-27.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-09-2010, 00:09:14
What type of situation in wanking is he describing?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 27-09-2010, 03:09:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 27-09-2010, 12:09:18
Ar first i thought it would be this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81BWNyz5rs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81BWNyz5rs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-09-2010, 14:09:47
From the PoTD thread:
(http://ids2210sectionbgroup1.springnote.com/pages/3054844/attachments/1379606)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/rb/oz7/ee0a/141120/normal_702730144.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 27-09-2010, 15:09:11
hahahaha thats amazing! nice one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-09-2010, 16:09:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XQHOdP7Bq8&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 27-09-2010, 21:09:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1oTtzEv2yQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 27-09-2010, 23:09:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1oTtzEv2yQ

I lol'd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 28-09-2010, 13:09:33
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2010/09/segway-company-owner-dead-drove-segway-off-cliff/1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 28-09-2010, 15:09:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

A classic scene from a classic movie, I give you the Garbage Day scene from Silent Night Deadly Night 2 (1980)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 28-09-2010, 17:09:31
Garbage Day!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 28-09-2010, 17:09:17
Garbage Day!

Looks and sounds like a good movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4rwCPzcvbA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-09-2010, 22:09:02
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs679.snc4/61916_1286400660729_1851544478_537066_6117831_n.jpg)

Check out my tail :p
(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll46/JuanTzu/98FourChanCat_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-09-2010, 23:09:22
Bringing out a classic:

(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga821124.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 29-09-2010, 23:09:24
Garfield < http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/


(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5hqktA4WT1qz8z2ro1_500.png)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 30-09-2010, 00:09:02
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-09-2010, 01:09:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZAOce5Kcy8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 30-09-2010, 02:09:23
Gnehahahehahehahhhaaaa!! oh noes!
(http://tv.40cakes.com/toonamicakes/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-09-2010, 02:09:29
Famous, but to burst your bubble, the music video was made for a travel guide parody series, this one on the eastern european nation of 'Molvania':

http://www.amazon.com/Molvania-Untouched-Modern-Dentistry-Jetlag/dp/1585676195
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 30-09-2010, 03:09:35
don't recall who, but someone posted this video a long time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k

I love it, really really catchy :)

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED IT'S ASS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-09-2010, 04:09:28
Famous, but to burst your bubble, the music video was made for a travel guide parody series, this one on the eastern european nation of 'Molvania':

http://www.amazon.com/Molvania-Untouched-Modern-Dentistry-Jetlag/dp/1585676195

of course it's fake. It's still funny though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 11:09:28
don't recall who, but someone posted this video a long time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k

I love it, really really catchy :)

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED IT'S ASS!
:-*

Its dam catchy issent it?

As you can see, i do make usefull posts from time to time
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 30-09-2010, 13:09:28
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 30-09-2010, 14:09:57
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/17/128844541921667827.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 30-09-2010, 14:09:53
I challenge your Emmet Brown with my thousands of years old Bolivian mummy

That what has been seen...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SAdh6BLGoPI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/rXpo31-6ZPM/s200/cannot+be+unseen+trimmed.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 30-09-2010, 15:09:03
To un-see the tittymonster I decided to post some stuff myself :

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvadzgbEEy1qzet6xo1_500.jpg)

(http://lolcat.com/pics/batcountrycat.jpg)

(http://ima.dada.net/ngx/image/medium/4b/13/2602506.jpg?ts=1193904670)

(http://www.jamespreller.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kitty-in-a-leg-cast1.jpg)

(http://www.tulpeshandmae.co.uk/images/48.jpg)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujoybkiMJ1qz6ygbo1_500.jpg)

(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7348/lyndualcore.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-09-2010, 15:09:33
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917

holy f¨*uck, i just poored me drink on myself, wth?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 16:09:28
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917

holy f¨*uck, i just poored me drink on myself, wth?
the first second is my reaction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc54-DeZ43I

PANZERTITTEN
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-09-2010, 17:09:49
Natty and Flippy having a discussion on IRC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 17:09:41
Sounds alot when the german fanboys declare allied bias and i follow into the crap.........
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 30-09-2010, 17:09:47
Or when allied fanboys declare war to axis bias ::)...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 18:09:02
Or when allied fanboys declare war to axis bias ::)...
Name one.

And i was not reffering to you btw as a german fanboy. You are diffrent, and you mostly sticked to your "Remove HVAP from sherman" policy wich i infact support.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 30-09-2010, 19:09:12
Apparently you cant say no to a panda:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

"Just you know why..."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 30-09-2010, 19:09:59
Haha, I found that one yesterday, best commercials ever! I really want that suit to make videos with...

PANDA - Made in a Hashlab!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-09-2010, 20:09:20
(http://www.catzeyes93.com/images/tf2costumes/brick_/motivator43195321.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 01-10-2010, 10:10:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23QtOYjD6f0&feature=grec_index

awsome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-10-2010, 11:10:03
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7409/sunshadesunshadehats.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2110001.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/21100021.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/21100031.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2110004.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2110005.jpg)
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1898/weekendrandomfunnyas29.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-10-2010, 17:10:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

-No comment-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-10-2010, 17:10:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 01-10-2010, 17:10:00
That whipcream was definitley a metaphor for jizz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 01-10-2010, 18:10:15
That whipcream was definitley a metaphor for jizz
definitely.  and that thing holding the whipped cream, in blue, is absolutely terrifying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-10-2010, 00:10:45
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4929/meanwhileinmichigan.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-10-2010, 14:10:56
Bloody Belgians.....
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-30-2010/mob-swap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-10-2010, 15:10:22
Bloody Belgians.....
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product.php?show=_2X90TLE84&Belgialainen+kumimantteli,+musta,+uudenveroinen
"Belgian rubber mantle, black, like new.

From the home of evil, repression and exploitation - Belgium - comes this rubber mantle made in the spirit of violence and other nasty things. This water-proof, black and sweaty coat enhances the suspiciousness of anyone to a whole new level. Especially if you are wearing a ski mask."



Awesome militaria shop with product descriptions written in a very silly way indeed. The Belgium bits are greatest, they really hate that nasty, filthy country. Bloody Leopold II, may he rot in hell.

Disclaimer: I don't hate Belgium ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 16:10:25
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-10-2010, 17:10:36
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 02-10-2010, 17:10:40
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3387/100ze.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 02-10-2010, 17:10:23
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Say that again...
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2711996/2/istockphoto_2711996-shellfish-chocolate-truffle.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2010, 17:10:56
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Say that again...
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2711996/2/istockphoto_2711996-shellfish-chocolate-truffle.jpg)
NOMNOMNOM


Oh yes, we own the beer industry of the world
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-10-2010, 17:10:27
It makes me proud to be 1/4 belgian <3
We've got 60 acres of land in belgium too ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-10-2010, 18:10:51
Quote
Rude Words

Belgium.
Less offensive words have been created in the many languages of the galaxy, such as joojooflop, swut and Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.

The use of bad language can have unforseen circumstances. One example is the war between the G'gugvunts and the Vl'hurgs, caused by a casual remark made by Arthur Dent being mistaken as a terrible insult.

Simultaneous Babel Fish translation also means that any being can be rude to any other being without the need for extensive explanations. This has also started many wars.

The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is.

A typical punishment for uttering the word "Belgium" in public is to be shot through the lungs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-10-2010, 18:10:14
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39897000/jpg/_39897345_leopold203.jpg)

Hating Germany because of Hitler is so 90's and Russia because of Stalin is so 2000's.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-10-2010, 18:10:44
Speaking of Leopold II, I just got back this book from a friend whom I assigned to read it:

http://www.amazon.com/King-Leopolds-Ghost-Heroism-Colonial/dp/0618001905

Amazing one <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2010, 19:10:00
If we all look back, every country had his hitler :)

Leopold II was Belgian Hitler
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-10-2010, 19:10:26
Not every country has had a Hitler, but I do agree that Leopold II was a belgian hitler :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 19:10:28
I am taking back my last statement, I now too hate Belgium because of Leopold II. That prick wanted to invade the Netherlands because he thought it belonged to Belgium! Belgium was a quite young state origined from rebels by then, what a load of bullshit  :P

I proclaim king William I of the Netherlands for Dutch Hitler because he fucked up so badly. *wants republic back*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2010, 19:10:41
I wonder what hitler we can find for germa.....
oh wait
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 19:10:59
Germans are cheating though, blaming another country for it. Austria, you did it again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-10-2010, 00:10:10
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!

Haha

Belgium makes most swiss chocolat. If you eat swiss chocolat there is a very big chance that it is Belgian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-10-2010, 00:10:23
Louis Armstrong  - Death Metal  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_mBUYyeYMU)   :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 03-10-2010, 14:10:54
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!

Haha

Belgium makes most swiss chocolat. If you eat swiss chocolat there is a very big chance that it is Belgian.

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5392/ffffffuuuuu.gif) (http://img408.imageshack.us/i/ffffffuuuuu.gif/)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 03-10-2010, 16:10:48
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?
Before Wolfgang Priklopil and Josef Fritzl made Austria famous, there was another country famous for creepy dudes who had a thing for secret playrooms in the basement, most notably Marc Dutroux. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-10-2010, 16:10:54
Hey I had already changed my statement.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 03-10-2010, 20:10:22
As long as you cant do Kübelschrecking... we need Motorcyclefausting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX5e5naH0J8&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 03-10-2010, 21:10:44
I want WWII nazi motorcycle jousting. IT HAPPENED ITS ON FILM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtyic1TcQas#t=0m50s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-10-2010, 22:10:19
I want WWII nazi motorcycle jousting. IT HAPPENED ITS ON FILM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtyic1TcQas#t=0m50s
FH2

Harley davidson motorcycles
BMW and Zundapp motorcycles
Lances
YES!Yees!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-10-2010, 00:10:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7MvLgxSB4&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7MvLgxSB4&NR=1)

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBzuLqp33sM&feature=related)

this one too  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-10-2010, 21:10:42
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/4/5/32245.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 04-10-2010, 23:10:54
FUNNIES SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 04-10-2010, 23:10:18
As long as you cant do Kübelschrecking... we need Motorcyclefausting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX5e5naH0J8&feature=related

OMG THAT IS MY VIDEO ON MY OLD YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-10-2010, 23:10:36
So you are 15...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo

Quote
When I listened to this earlier today, I suddenly lost all connection to the internet. When I called my ISP, they simply told me my internet had for some reason ceased to exist. I think prolonged exposure to pure win is actually dangerous to the internets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-10-2010, 22:10:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwJsTZ78nY

THE most disturbing thing of Barney i think....God...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 05-10-2010, 23:10:37
I adore this kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZHpzTNzK4&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-10-2010, 23:10:43
Bloody Belgians.....
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-30-2010/mob-swap

Quote
What you gonna DO BELGIUM?

Actually, we own the 2 things you yanks love the most=Budweiser and Guns.
How bout we ruin those 2 things? (aka FN USA owned by FN Herstal wich also own Browning and several other US weapon companies)

So Hush you Fat yank!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 05-10-2010, 23:10:14
So you are 15...


And... does that turn me magically into some retard who smokes cannabis at school or something?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-10-2010, 00:10:45
http://dagobah.net/flash/Icelandic_Pirates.swf

WHAT people from Iceland really are=Sexist nazis!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 14:10:30
So you are 15...


And... does that turn me magically into some retard who smokes cannabis at school or something?

I meant because of the channel name mate
Quote
RebelliousLeader1995
:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-10-2010, 14:10:48
Anyone got any more of this? i like :p

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs729.snc4/64967_164163413595574_100000057490822_547911_3513850_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-10-2010, 14:10:44
Anyone got any more of this? i like :p

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs729.snc4/64967_164163413595574_100000057490822_547911_3513850_n.jpg)

BEST IDEA EVER!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 14:10:01
This is my future plan!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 06-10-2010, 14:10:09
Anyone got any more of this? i like :p

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs729.snc4/64967_164163413595574_100000057490822_547911_3513850_n.jpg)

BEST IDEA EVER!!!!
well not that great, think about it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 06-10-2010, 15:10:39
you mean like this genius idea ?
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-10/1273520839004.png)

make millions without the hassle to travel from pole to equator, simply sell these.
or sell them to people who want to do the "gold-trick" and get double rich.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 06-10-2010, 15:10:55
I love jokes based on misconceptions in basic Physics. ^^
And logic errors:
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060713130824/uncyclopedia/images/8/8b/Cat_toast_swirl.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 15:10:05
Yeah like saying that if you hover with a balloon for 24 hours you will go around the earth .

Time for some Philosophy

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5zw229Zm61qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9g1ifOXjc1qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8q56dr91E1qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8oga0ej7s1qcjcn8o1_r1_400.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8m9c1B2321qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69afmACxK1qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-10-2010, 15:10:28
+1 you awesome greek
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-10-2010, 15:10:40
Haha, yeah, they are great :p

Also, Rock, Paper and Scissors, advanced version...

(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/548/rockpaperscissors25a.jpg)
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-10-2010, 18:10:16
I lol'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Suc6b4-wM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-10-2010, 19:10:12
With thanks to Googel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs&feature=player_embedded

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 06-10-2010, 21:10:17
With thanks to Googel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs&feature=player_embedded



Hahaha, fail :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 23:10:56
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/mmmm-cookies-obama-cookies-demotivational-poster-1249052083.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/mmmm-cookies-obama-cookies-demotivational-poster-65684.html)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/win-win-ownage-cookie-demotivational-poster-1265118046.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/win-win-ownage-cookie-demotivational-poster-88382.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-10-2010, 00:10:35
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs125.ash2/39585_1553160462741_1047036355_1686767_5689120_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs366.ash2/64482_1604710367360_1524173538_1497455_3998707_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs026.snc4/33667_1604458561065_1524173538_1496928_1885535_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs368.ash2/64619_1297354412958_1803304642_572343_2311636_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs157.snc4/37208_1577859080935_1069352773_1659081_6085195_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs733.snc4/65388_1577850720726_1069352773_1659077_5857567_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs366.ash2/64414_10150284637940447_508885446_15060715_6722572_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs693.snc4/63297_1633839606940_1265161852_1666901_2653538_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs047.snc4/34715_1592636983170_1453266143_1525311_5361073_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs358.ash2/63849_163673493649836_100000215583270_519543_8352623_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 07-10-2010, 00:10:20
Just saw this on the national geographic channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBOq-skoi1c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2010, 06:10:34

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs047.snc4/34715_1592636983170_1453266143_1525311_5361073_n.jpg)

HUMO FTW!



http://dagobah.net/flash/a_troll_a_troll.swf

HES MOCKING ME
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-10-2010, 14:10:15
Justin Bieber is A pedophile!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KNXr349gY&feature=feedlik)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 07-10-2010, 15:10:47
Justin Bieber is A pedophile!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KNXr349gY&feature=feedlik)
1:43
"this 9 year old was molested by beaver"  ;D
and something from me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCMBE4bhm1o&feature=player_embedded#at=135
heheh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2010, 15:10:19
Justin Bieber is A pedophile!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KNXr349gY&feature=feedlik)
1:43
"this 9 year old was molested by beaver"  ;D

HAHAHAHA  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-10-2010, 15:10:55
My Darwin awards nominee

http://youtu.be/Ii2jW24w6TU

Yes, he died :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 07-10-2010, 18:10:39
My Darwin awards nominee

http://youtu.be/Ii2jW24w6TU

Yes, he died :/

Ouch. He fell 8 floors and did really die.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-10-2010, 20:10:26
Perfect darwin award then :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-10-2010, 21:10:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 07-10-2010, 23:10:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU
The original video with the mixed footage is better :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 07-10-2010, 23:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU
The original video with the mixed footage is better :P

Ah fack, made my day that! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDD9FmdmUN4)  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-10-2010, 16:10:21
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/JustaGuy778/Testing%20Pics/PRAlerts-1.jpg)

just change PR with FH2 :D

And at LOL level : I think the devs should add ride-able wolfs , horses donkeys and dummies,American M4A2 and Jagdpanther.


(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/germans-cry-baby-soldier-for-german-assignment-demotivational-poster-1267077955.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/germans-cry-baby-soldier-for-german-assignment-demotivational-poster-91751.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 08-10-2010, 18:10:30
(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/imagesbicycle-upside-down-Australia.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 08-10-2010, 18:10:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU

This video is also animated, I thought it was funnier even so  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfOSs3HY5A&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfOSs3HY5A&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-10-2010, 19:10:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-10-2010, 19:10:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 08-10-2010, 22:10:47
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8020/multipass.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-10-2010, 22:10:01
Boom, headshot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBYvKFdeiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBYvKFdeiE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-10-2010, 01:10:33
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8020/multipass.jpg)

best. ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 09-10-2010, 07:10:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs) Lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 09-10-2010, 12:10:06
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/479eadce_7e8d_7da70.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-10-2010, 18:10:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-10-2010, 19:10:28
http://www.cracked.com/article_18808_7-reasons-computer-glitches-wont-go-away-ever.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-10-2010, 20:10:09
(http://netlore.ru/upload/files/3092/large_problem_officer.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 09-10-2010, 23:10:53
(http://netlore.ru/upload/files/3092/large_problem_officer.jpg)

That is a classic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-10-2010, 23:10:59
(http://www.zercustoms.com/news/images/Miscellaneous/Spartan-V-3.jpg)
Read it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartan-V
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-10-2010, 23:10:01
Now i know what i will buy if i won't get a GSXR-1000   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-10-2010, 14:10:15
THIS  IS...



:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-10-2010, 15:10:42
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/The.Pirate.Bay.Cartoon-small.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 10-10-2010, 21:10:52
So your supporting illegal downloads?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-10-2010, 22:10:32
So your supporting illegal downloads?
(http://forums.starfox-online.net/Smileys/default/trollface.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 10-10-2010, 22:10:59
So your supporting illegal downloads?
(http://forums.starfox-online.net/Smileys/default/trollface.gif)

i do ;D

(to a certain degree)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-10-2010, 01:10:11
http://kotaku.com/5307375/donkey-kong-easter-egg-discovered-26-years-late
http://www.cracked.com/article_15959_5-books-that-can-actually-make-you-stupider.html
http://www.cracked.com/funny-1077-zombie-survival/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-10-2010, 12:10:36
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs447.ash2/72040_1635367292829_1496106516_31603681_889101_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 12:10:53
(http://eatliver.com/img/2010/6229.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-10-2010, 12:10:27
lol ! epic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-10-2010, 16:10:37
My mother doesnt use the PC much, and she only visits facebook. She used IE

Amount of virusses=50 in 1 year

Amount of virusses i had in the past 3 years with google chrome=Zero nada, noppes, NIX Nothing
And google chrome is regarded as the most vurnable of alternative web browsers
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 11-10-2010, 16:10:07
I use IE. no viruses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 11-10-2010, 16:10:40
I use IE. no viruses.

 ;D i went on the internet and i found this joke thread, epiiicXorzzz!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 11-10-2010, 16:10:52
I use IE. no viruses.

 ;D i went on the internet and i found this joke thread, epiiicXorzzz!

it wasn't a joke :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2010, 17:10:47
My mother doesnt use the PC much, and she only visits facebook. She used IE

Amount of virusses=50 in 1 year

Amount of virusses i had in the past 3 years with google chrome=Zero nada, noppes, NIX Nothing
And google chrome is regarded as the most vurnable of alternative web browsers
LOL, 50 viruses by only visiting Facebook. Theta, I don't think your momma has been honest with you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-10-2010, 17:10:44
Common sense in the best anti virus system. It is true that many viruses, trojans and whatnot target IE weaknesses, and that the risk of getting something nasty from shady web pages might be bigger whilst using IE. But, if you know what you are doing and don't click every single spam url you wont get viruses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 17:10:54
But, if you know what you are doing and don't click every single spam url you wont get viruses.
That is a totally wrong feeling of security you got there.
Every website can be hacked and every server can be hacked and so even legitimate websites can serve viruses.
Just 3 weeks ago a exploit on twitter was used that enabled custom javascript. By just visiting a twitter page you could theoretical get redirected to a "spam url" and there a browser hole could be used to install a virus.

There is not one single website were this couldn´t happen !!

http://www.h-online.com/security/news/item/OnMouseOver-XSS-plagues-Twitter-Update-1082995.html
http://www.spamfighter.com/News-14653-Lenovos-Driver-Download-Site-Serving-Malware.htm
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/archive/2010/02/star_tribune_web_site_serving.shtml
http://www.wpsecuritylock.com/godaddy-other-network-providers-bulk-injection-hack/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-10-2010, 17:10:54
Running IE is like having unprotected sex with many by 'looking at how healthy people appear'. It will only work for so long, but sooner or later you will catch something nasty...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2010, 17:10:16
Tried many browsers, on my Macbook I still use Firefox. Opera wasn't my thing either, Firefox for PC is not my thing, Safari is fail.

Out of laziness I just sticked with IE for now. And that was April '10, still no virus.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-10-2010, 17:10:44
My mother doesnt use the PC much, and she only visits facebook. She used IE

Amount of virusses=50 in 1 year

Amount of virusses i had in the past 3 years with google chrome=Zero nada, noppes, NIX Nothing
And google chrome is regarded as the most vurnable of alternative web browsers
LOL, 50 viruses by only visiting Facebook. Theta, I don't think your momma has been honest with you.
But you know the dangers.....

Congrats you are the 999.999th visitor to this site! CLICK TO CLAIM IPOD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-10-2010, 18:10:11
I've been using firefox since I can remember....:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-10-2010, 18:10:54
This forum should have a pop up message when posting a suggestion thread as your first post :

"Congratulations you are the 1000th visitor who posted a suggestion thread as your first one!Click here to see who will lock your thread!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 11-10-2010, 18:10:45
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-10-2010, 18:10:45
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
not ver unlike my routine
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-10-2010, 19:10:21
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
Chrome and Incognito mode.
2 birds.
1 stone.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-10-2010, 19:10:52
I don't use IE because IE is the slowest amongst Opera, Firefox, and Chrome. I use four of them (my bro use Safari), i deleted Opera. Kept IE for stupid corporate web stuffs, Firefox for general browsing, and Chrome when i feel the mood.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-10-2010, 19:10:35
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
Chrome and Incognito mode.
2 birds.
1 stone.

It is asif they knew exactly what we needed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 19:10:38
And that was April '10, still no virus as far as I know.
fixed it for you :)
just saying because there is no 100% security, but many things you can do to improve it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-10-2010, 19:10:52
(http://www.erked.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/firefox-has-frozen-500x390.jpg)

(http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ihasafunny-firefox-has-frozen.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2010, 19:10:39
And that was April '10, still no virus as far as I know.
fixed it for you :)
just saying because there is no 100% security, but many things you can do to improve it.
Yeah well with that logic everyone has virusses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-10-2010, 19:10:20
Somebody call the fucking moderators and split this thread into two threads regarding funny stuff and browser discussions plzkkthxbblol

(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-richard-dean-anderson-macgyver-it.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 20:10:27
Yeah well with that logic everyone has virusses.
That´s not what I said. I just said you can not be sure to not have one. That´s a big difference.
As a programmer I know that you can´t prove that a software is bug free. Only that the things you tested work.
The same logic applies to pc security.


back on topic
(http://www.lachschon.de/images/81058_sieg_fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-10-2010, 20:10:59
Credits to GooGel for this find :D

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/10/11/89efa06b-7757-4b70-b822-70c81a802332.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 11-10-2010, 21:10:24
Remind of that picture that killed my libido in the Unofficial babe thread, the Asian one, if seen you know what I am talking about.

Why Rawhide why when the blue pills were just working yo come up with this shit. :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-10-2010, 21:10:32
http://dagobah.net/flash/the_baker.swf

WTF?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-10-2010, 22:10:39
Its major winters!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-10-2010, 22:10:24
Yeah, it was also rather strange and random.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs829.snc4/68986_1301773723438_1803304642_580601_5402416_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-10-2010, 22:10:01
that was brilliant...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-10-2010, 23:10:29
Thank you GooGeL!

you seem to be the master of internet

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81131865.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-10-2010, 23:10:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXasCjUTNpE  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-10-2010, 12:10:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs820.snc4/68053_1298171234986_1851544478_556380_2311638_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs385.ash2/66340_448585942629_685477629_5164881_1551053_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-10-2010, 13:10:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamGGoj-_8M

Yeah. Pythonesque Finnish comedy. Name the weapons and tanks for extra points.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 12-10-2010, 14:10:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamGGoj-_8M

Yeah. Pythonesque Finnish comedy. Name the weapons and tanks for extra points.
Probably something available in Finland at the time, then.

T-34/85
T-54

Carl Gustav M/45
Jatimatic
Norinco Type 56 (Finnish Army bought a batch of those in the 90's)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 12-10-2010, 14:10:34
god damn finish is such a crude language....It always makes me cringe inside :D so inefficient, which I guess, is its main charm too :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-10-2010, 17:10:39
Says the Dutchman ;D

Anyway, from a photography contest arranged by a Finnish militaria-shop. My favourites are the post-apocalyptic rendition on Edvard Munch's The Scream, 'Bunny Hunt' and the three S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s.

http://alasin.varusteleka.fi/2010/10/08/kuvakilpailu-2010/

I'm not quite sure what I should think about the first picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-10-2010, 19:10:16
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs076.ash2/37141_148761991833716_100000997475533_263488_5575655_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-10-2010, 19:10:33
(http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/belters/chavopoly.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 12-10-2010, 20:10:28
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs076.ash2/37141_148761991833716_100000997475533_263488_5575655_n.jpg)

love it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-10-2010, 01:10:07
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-october-11-2010/indecision-2010---unforced-errors-edition

3:15 lol

@ 4:27-"Is this some sort of homoerotic thing they do? They put on these uniforms and dance around? Lemee ask you, what do they do?"
Don't look now, Mudra! Soon that Heer will be Happening!


Also, Jackass For Girls!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941986

Also also, I went to this site TutorVista because google recommended it for something that I was looking up for school.  I didn't really want to listen to this guy talk about it, but I eventually asked a little more in-depth because it sounded a bit interesting.  Anyway, near the end, I asked him if he could see what I wrote on the white-board next to the chat log.  He answered yes, so I drew a smiley-face in it.  the words 'go to hell' popped up on the screen for a second and disappeared.  I asked him, did you just write go to hell?  I was then disconnected and sent to the checkout.  I don't really care, though.  I mean, this guy is pretty much a human bot and he's bound to be pissy now and then.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 13-10-2010, 11:10:16
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/1045/funp.jpg) (http://img844.imageshack.us/i/funp.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 13-10-2010, 11:10:51
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/normal_754301055.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-10-2010, 11:10:40
http://dagobah.net/flash/The_Justin_Bieber_Show.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 13-10-2010, 11:10:16
http://www.wimp.com/downhillrace/

amazing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-10-2010, 11:10:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwPGeT4-SRE&feature=feedf

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-10-2010, 19:10:59
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-10-2010, 19:10:25
swedish policeforce ftw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 13-10-2010, 19:10:49
PULL OVER
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 13-10-2010, 19:10:24
http://www.wimp.com/downhillrace/

amazing

Besides the ramps, that does not look fun to do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 13-10-2010, 19:10:11
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)

Meanwhile in Finland...  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9e-MRJB1g

Newsreporter did it as a joke...however the cost of it was his job.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 13-10-2010, 20:10:22
Just seen this on TV: How not to jump in the train.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijg_S4c2o9w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijg_S4c2o9w)

Now that I've watched a few times I think it's faked.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 13-10-2010, 21:10:58
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)

Meanwhile in Finland...  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9e-MRJB1g

Newsreporter did as a joke...however the cost of it was his job.

Brilliant! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-10-2010, 21:10:37
http://www.cracked.com/video_16537_jesus-has-returned-as-cat-fur-or-cnn-has-reached-new-low.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 13-10-2010, 22:10:04
Nothing can escape the Croatian police now bitches!
(http://policija.hr/mup.hr/UserDocsImages/topvijesti/kolovoz/smart.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-10-2010, 22:10:46
http://www.theospark.net/2010/06/video-old-666.html

Details the higest decorated U.S. Pacific sortie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 13-10-2010, 22:10:30
Nothing can escape the Croatian police now bitches!
(http://policija.hr/mup.hr/UserDocsImages/topvijesti/kolovoz/smart.jpg)
working alongside the Czech village people
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Smart_mp_praha_2124.JPG)
I'll need the resize code
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-10-2010, 23:10:18
[img width=780]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 13-10-2010, 23:10:23
[img width=780]
thanks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-10-2010, 23:10:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9e-MRJB1g

Finns can give us more info on this newly born LEGEND!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 13-10-2010, 23:10:33
http://www.theospark.net/2010/06/video-old-666.html

Details the higest decorated U.S. Pacific sortie.
Deserves its own thread !
9 man in a bf-17 with 19 guns against 17 fighters in a 45 minute battle.
The highest decorated allied air mission in WW2 !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-10-2010, 00:10:01
B-17s sure are remarkable
another example
http://www.merkki.com/rojohnglenn.htm
main sight is pretty neat too:
http://www.merkki.com/stories.htm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-10-2010, 00:10:03
What did George Harrison say to his guitar while it gently weeped?
Don't Fret.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 14-10-2010, 01:10:35
http://www.wimp.com/bppr/ (http://www.wimp.com/bppr/)

from the PR forums, i love the english!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-10-2010, 01:10:23
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/online_communities_2_large.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-10-2010, 12:10:46
http://dagobah.net/flash/The_Justin_Bieber_Show.swf



COUNT how much times you hear the N word!
http://dagobah.net/flash/Nigger_rage.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 14-10-2010, 13:10:19
:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 14-10-2010, 13:10:56
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)
This is more epic.
http://www.pppress.se/bilder/main.php?g2_itemId=295032

The driver of a wheel loader with an grass cutter mounted on his machine, flipped over a VW bus with two diesel thiefs in it after they got cought with their pants down.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-10-2010, 21:10:10
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/91290494-1372-4215-bb83-75ab101bee7c.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/0f4bced8-6288-4411-b577-f1150b2a5eb5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-10-2010, 11:10:58
I love the reaction on this guy :D
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/6/f7f23da3-edb8-49bc-af2e-9eec0babbc06.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2010, 13:10:25
I love the reaction on this guy :D
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/6/f7f23da3-edb8-49bc-af2e-9eec0babbc06.gif)
"Not again......"



http://dagobah.net/flash/Haruhi_dance_IRL.swf

Seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQUR51Rw7qM

IS this what Japanese men do of 20 years old? Dancing to some goddam japanese anime OPENING?

I dont mind the girls in those outfits, but the men! COMMON
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 15-10-2010, 15:10:00
Well, you seem to be quite obsessed by them too, or am i mistaken ; )?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2010, 16:10:43
Well, you seem to be quite obsessed by them too, or am i mistaken ; )?
Nah  :)
I know this japanese/british girl from the golden days of Red alert a path beyond, she got me into this.
Their are a few anime's i liked. Mainly because they drew away from the typical Japanese anime, or are extremly good to watch

Elfen lied, Black lagoon (This is one recommended! Watch it in dubbed english), Utawareumono something, Spice and Wolf, Gundam wing are the ones i watched

And all in Dubbed english, because the japanese voices make me go nuts after a while

EDIT=OOH and strike witches! Also know as=Bisexual girls with no pants with propellors on their legs use WW2 weapons and magic to fight aliens during WW2 in their underwear
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-10-2010, 02:10:52
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-its-not-lupus.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-americans.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-my-country-men-observe-me-scooting-along-at-a-brisk-mph.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-america.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-mushroom-mushroom.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 16-10-2010, 12:10:29
Aw sweet. My dad swears he seen one of those around. Wich would be awsome cuse those fellas almost gone instinct in nedlands.

*edit: i stand corrected fuchs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 16-10-2010, 13:10:47
AFAIK there is still quite some left, you will just never see them in daylight  :P If your dad saw one, lucky bastard.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-10-2010, 17:10:20
My dad used to leave food out at night and it would turn the back garden into a fight club between the Badgers and the Foxes  :P noisy bastards.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-10-2010, 17:10:17
http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/12/ohio-state-university-exposure-to-light-at-night-leads-to-obesity/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-hilarious-special-effects-from-turkish-cinema/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-10-2010, 22:10:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3eKWoSFv0c

OMG so cute and awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-10-2010, 20:10:23
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-hide-yo-porcupines-hide-yo-hedgehogs.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/95a17f68-832f-4d2c-bb1f-2fbd8b9d9600.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-10-2010, 23:10:39
Hitler reacts on the Kimmo Wilska beer incident:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdV_3E7adk

Background: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/844120-finnish-newsreader-drinks-beer-on-air-gets-sacked
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-10-2010, 23:10:57
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/b0b9fa52-a98a-4d71-9166-09362640344a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 18-10-2010, 00:10:56
Bear cavalry is russian, why would russians fight russians? FAIL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-10-2010, 00:10:09
Bear cavalry is russian, why would russians fight russians? FAIL

Leninist Revolution?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-10-2010, 00:10:56
The things you find on Belgian roads these days :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUYb-PDl2s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 18-10-2010, 12:10:55
;D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs724.snc4/64410_1655481471378_1367329230_31720669_7845747_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs402.ash2/68075_1672974428691_1367329230_31754682_7165042_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2010, 16:10:28
The things you find on Belgian roads these days :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUYb-PDl2s
hrhrhrhhr +1

That Police combi probaly= Jos Da wil ik gvd hemmen als we nog eens betogingen ebbe!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-10-2010, 18:10:19
The things you find on Belgian roads these days :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUYb-PDl2s

I found a couple of joint butts and a used syringe at the side of the road when I was in Belgium.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-10-2010, 19:10:06
The first is normal, the second not so. And why did they throw away the buts, effin amateurs, don't know how to filter flash...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2010, 20:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Ikn2zkfEk&feature=related

Hitler, has only got one..
SILINCE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwAP8UcX4sQ&feature=related

GOERING is an idiot!
Goebbels is a twiw!
HIMMLER is a pain in the bum!
And hitler is a....


Dam sneaky gestapo! Zhey are everywhere!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-10-2010, 20:10:59
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs810.snc4/69081_152379481470762_100000961336668_237683_2375248_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-10-2010, 21:10:05
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/foxnews_header.png)

(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/funny_protester_signs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2010, 22:10:32
(http://comments.freefromchaos.com/chucknorris/cn0101.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/S8Cw9zK4pPI/AAAAAAAABx8/ps7f5qYsNRI/s1600/funny-zoo-animals-06.jpg)
During the last Union meeting, One person from Germany was not pleased with the recent changes in canada
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-10-2010, 22:10:08
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/timetravelp1.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jackiechanvssauronp1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-10-2010, 11:10:04
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs792.snc4/67227_1376187859456_1674635670_822421_7913616_n.jpg)

Looks legit.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs905.snc4/71867_454811847257_734952257_5315531_8198547_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-10-2010, 15:10:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eF5c__8DFA&feature=player_embedded

Prepare for lols
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 19-10-2010, 16:10:39
haha drew wtf, weird, but funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-10-2010, 20:10:53
The world would be a better place.

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/transformationp1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-10-2010, 21:10:30
If you liked Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-10-2010, 22:10:12
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/f17cd716-1873-47d9-87bb-659ee6a240fb.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/18/17a299be-828c-4762-bead-e1f626c4b2ad.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/14/711d35c7-75e4-420e-862b-c7d528859443.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/12/939f0c8f-9295-4267-879d-08efb26f3a33.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-10-2010, 11:10:10
That about sums it up for beer :)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/058e4ad0-24c9-406d-98a5-27b3f990c044.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-10-2010, 12:10:19
Pretty sure that is a win!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-10-2010, 14:10:05
I agree moose


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs385.ash2/66372_1649587008313_1496106516_31632787_639204_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs904.snc4/71732_1671202184443_1369043730_2171717_4413814_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs026.snc4/33643_1475329679247_1113864859_31125406_7250207_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs903.snc4/71606_1459245564514_1334650739_1153489_5727058_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2010, 15:10:24
The world would be a better place.

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/transformationp1.gif)
giggity.

http://dagobah.net/flash/JesusCat.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/PW_Boot_to_the_head.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/fettesOmen.swf

http://dagobah.net/flash/Azu-Nyan_song.swf
For japanese lulz, girl in school also had pony tails like that..

untill she met mister Lathe.
I swear to god, her screaming could be heard from a distance of 3 miles
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 20-10-2010, 19:10:23
(http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/1/373/415/s_jpg_651583.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2010, 20:10:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMSKQJGK24&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I&feature=related


Seriously, USA?

But not just the callers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgu3uAfjrc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEsaI-cS-kI&feature=related
Ok..maybe if i was in that situation...... (fake though, but still awesome)
But then i would have grabbed my M91/27 not a frying pan. Mailman doesnt know i dont have bullets  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-10-2010, 21:10:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMSKQJGK24&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I&feature=related


Seriously, USA?

But not just the callers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgu3uAfjrc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEsaI-cS-kI&feature=related
Ok..maybe if i was in that situation...... (fake though, but still awesome)
But then i would have grabbed my M91/27 not a frying pan. Mailman doesnt know i dont have bullets  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmSAgW9f1HQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2010, 22:10:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxrz0y6sc4

a +1 who remebers the origenal show from wich this scene came from  :D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 20-10-2010, 22:10:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxrz0y6sc4

a +1 who remebers the origenal show from wich this scene came from  :D ;D
Happy, Happy.....



...Joy, Joy!


Elsewhere in the universe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8coX8VkUKY8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-10-2010, 00:10:10
Quote from: Someone Else
Bears. n.

   1. Big hairy chunks of snarl. Big teeth, powerful body, all-consuming love of salmon.
   2. Husky, large, manly gay men, with a lot of body hair.
   3. Beverages consumed by the illiterate.

This is about evading #1.

Why might I want to evade a bear?

Bears are large animals, with correspondingly large teeth and a propensity for snarling at bees. While many have a zen-like demeanor (cf Yogi Bear), every year a handful of people in the United States alone are killed by these beautiful animals. Typical reasons for attracting the ire of most species of bear include the following:

   1. You have wandered into their territory.
   2. You are a salmon.
   3. You are the Pope, and they are disgusted by what you are doing in their woods.
   4. You have disrupted their Catholic ceremonies.

The consequences of failure to evade bears

Should the above apply to you, and should you subsequently come into contact with an irate bear, you have two options:

   1. Evade bear.
   2. Do not evade bear.

While ultimately this choice is yours alone, it is important to understand the consequences of #2. Depending on the variety of bear, these may include:

    * brown, black, polar bears: mauling, screaming, involuntary defecation, hairy overhugging, force-feeding of salmon.
    * others: caring, warning of the dangers of forest fires, bouncing here and there and everywhere, miming terrifyingly to cassette tapes lodged deep within their unsettling cyborg bellies.

It is hard to overstate the dangers of these outcomes.

Evading bears

To properly evade a bear, you must understand the following principles:

   1. Bears are cowardly.
   2. Bears enjoy the taste of salmon.
   3. Bears are easily confused.

All bear evasion techniques use these fundamental axioms as their basis.

The "bait and switch" technique

   1. Keep a decoy salmon on your person at all times.
   2. When approached by irate bear, wave decoy salmon at bear until you are sure it is aware of the fish's presence.
   3. Throw salmon as far as you can, in the opposite direction to the one you wish to run to.
   4. Run away.

Important: do not use boomerang salmon.

The "existential" technique

   1. Point at bear.
   2. Shout "BEAR!"
   3. While bear is distracted looking down at itself, run away.

The "I am a tree" technique

   1. Wear brown trousers and a green sweater.
   2. Stand still. Optionally, ooze maple syrup.
   3. Gently sway in the breeze.

Important: this technique is not to be attempted if you have a beehive hairdo. The bear will try and climb you and scoop out your brain-honey. This is the opposite of evading a bear.

Practicing bear evasion

They say that practice makes perfect. Largely, this is a lie perpetuated by the practicing industry. Nonetheless, now you are aware of the main techniques involved in evading bears, it is important to ensure you can follow the instructions to an adequate standard. You wouldn't want to be caught off-guard in the middle of a forest! Not with your Papal duties to attend to.

Obviously, it would be unwise to practice with an actual bear. Sticky situations might arise. Therefore we recommend the following:

   1. Find a figure of authority, like a doctor, teacher, police officer, military officer or politician.
   2. Pretend they are a bear.

Conclusion: bears

I hope this short guide has been a useful introduction to bear evasion. You may be interested to read my other titles in this series:

    * Bringing down City Hall
    * Encouraging your cat to take a proactive interest
    * Palm oil: nature's palm oil
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-10-2010, 03:10:22
Just found some neat smilies.

(http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/spandau.gif)
                                   
                                  (http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/lewis.gif)
(http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/pickelhaube.gif) (http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/pilot.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 04:10:35
 i would add to EU's hilarious post that in order to avoid Gay bears,

one must not be in proximity to Leather Chaps and never smell like beer or Leather Cleaner.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 05:10:44
When I was cruising the gay bars in San Francisco this summer, I got hit on by a bear....


<shivers>


Got a free drink out of it, but that was so...disturbing....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 05:10:25
Only 1?   you sir, were not shaking your moneymaker very well.

 i used to work in a gay bar and i found that the "bears" not only were more civil, but they were also better tippers, never made a mess and most importantly, "they always followed the rules".

 Tossing some a 20-something year old from the club was always much more difficult than clearing a full house of Bears on Leather night.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 05:10:12
Oh, I got hit on by lots more of other guys, guys my age who I actually thought were hot.  I only bought one drink (my first) the whole night, but I was completely shitfaced by the end, and would have been going home with one of them if my friend hadn't dragged me away (he's straight).  From what he told me (I barely remember this) I was grinding on this guy's leg and we were making out pretty heavily xD  I do remember he was a stunner though ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 05:10:40
 Seriously, getting cock-blocked by someone who isn't even playing for your team is shameful.

 "Ho-ing before Bro-ing"

 LOL


 Beer Goggles FTW
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 06:10:15
Not beer goggles, I've got some pics of me with the guy that are in no way ever going on the internet ;)

But yeah, it was a total cock-block  >:(


Oh, and nothing against the bears, I'm sure they're all fine upstanding guys, better then some of the bratty queens, that's for sure.  But I like my guys like me, smooth, thin, shaggy hair, and just downright cute <3 :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 21-10-2010, 09:10:06
What the hell????

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 09:10:47
 It's ok Zeno,

you did go on the internet and find this... Lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 09:10:28
lmao xD  Me and sheik went sooo off topic xD

Here, lemme make up for it:

(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7539/1259968545962png.jpg)

(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/2207/1251234158truevampiress.jpg)

(http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/5913/38927418672489630736209.jpg)

The California Government's solution to the budget problem:  Fire Jose.


(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/4448/1253407587nek0gamigcrrr.jpg)

(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8862/1255668669665.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 21-10-2010, 10:10:09
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4949.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4946.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4932.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4937.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4934.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-10-2010, 11:10:12
Seriously, keep your drunkin gay bar adventures to PM's plz, or make your own tread for that.

For dutch speakers.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs940.snc4/73305_1615854247088_1558290375_1496049_7088617_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs410.ash2/68844_444537220966_741685966_5585942_923035_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs405.ash2/68367_1649699411123_1496106516_31632953_6390675_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs908.snc4/72166_1649692730956_1496106516_31632931_4532796_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-10-2010, 11:10:29
--make your own tread for that.

/signed

PS. Dutch is way too silly language even for this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-10-2010, 14:10:19
Goddverdonne


(http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_01/meh.ro3372.jpg)

(http://meuk.ouweouwe.nl/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/painting.jpg)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fifaaaaa.gif?w=425&h=253)

(http://www.glogster.com/media/2/4/33/99/4339912.jpg)

(http://i18.tinypic.com/2dmb9yt.jpg)

(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/5a3024e7-5024-4a40-a698-b527523144ad.jpg?w=500&h=380)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/falconpaaawnch.gif?w=399&h=249)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/3fbed5bf-c689-4d38-8e0a-bcbf4d340df8.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/intensebrawlp1.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/criticismoftvp1.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/14/17b0a8b6-c50b-4c23-99ee-2cb19f675bdd.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-10-2010, 19:10:31
I think the word you are looking for is "Godverdomme"

Anyhow, i learned something new here, did you guys?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs918.snc4/73097_1496826133686_1025087622_1138344_2297142_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-10-2010, 19:10:58
I think the word you are looking for is "Godverdomme"

Anyhow, i learned something new here, did you guys?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs918.snc4/73097_1496826133686_1025087622_1138344_2297142_n.jpg)

Hmm....
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l59z0j1Toq1qzzxaqo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-10-2010, 21:10:34
ahh I remember when I first reached fifth base... high school <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-10-2010, 21:10:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ5cGYBV2TQ

LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-10-2010, 00:10:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34&feature=recentlik
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-10-2010, 02:10:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdEx7fto_w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 22-10-2010, 12:10:39
dropping youtube links without any info or comments is kind of stupid.

you can do this in irc but not in a forum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-10-2010, 12:10:26
To be honest, I rarely click a post with just a link in it. 10 words of information is indeed very appreciated.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-10-2010, 12:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34&feature=recentlik


Saudis in Audis 

Happy now?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 22-10-2010, 13:10:46
Its just because you people are way cooler than we are.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-10-2010, 13:10:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0

Representative of "The rent is too damn High Party" . If he gets elected then GOD America goes at my #1 again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-10-2010, 14:10:44
@ 2min + >Chaplins Time Traveler< - Mobile phones in the 1920's? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6a4T2tJaSU)  ???  :D



 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 22-10-2010, 15:10:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o&feature=grec_index

Trolololo with a twist. I lol'd at this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-10-2010, 17:10:56
in short, a drunk German getting arrested. Check what he pulls out of his pocket :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83YgHXrts2E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-10-2010, 18:10:53
in short, a drunk German getting arrested. Check what he pulls out of his pocket :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83YgHXrts2E
;D

and.... POKE! kekekekeke
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 23-10-2010, 22:10:42
^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-10-2010, 22:10:20
http://www.cracked.com/funny-discussion-1168-world-war-ii/

dis r hularisly targic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 23-10-2010, 23:10:22
Words cannot express this BF1942 kill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-wFI9vTqto
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-10-2010, 23:10:40
what is this i dont even
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-10-2010, 23:10:27
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/10/19/13-cartoons-you-didnt-think-anyone-else-watched/?ncid=webmail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-10-2010, 00:10:38
^^

dude +1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-10-2010, 00:10:58
http://www.fearnet.com/shows/zombie_roadkill/index.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 25-10-2010, 17:10:33
Courtesy if Die_happy:

(http://www.sinn-frei.com/media/2010/13808_006.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 25-10-2010, 19:10:54
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/298/3/8/pokerface_by_arthuro12-d31hg7k.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 25-10-2010, 20:10:19
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/298/3/8/pokerface_by_arthuro12-d31hg7k.jpg)
;D nice one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-10-2010, 21:10:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 25-10-2010, 21:10:30
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6250/1288036661533.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 25-10-2010, 22:10:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Oh man, been way too long since I saw that movie
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 25-10-2010, 23:10:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Oh man, been way too long since I saw that movie

Must buy! HATS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-10-2010, 01:10:30
Porno Flowchart (http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/2/19/22/porno-flowchart-31505-1235099318-7.jpg).  Probably NSFW.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-10-2010, 01:10:49
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6250/1288036661533.jpg)

This is the reason i'm converting to Sikhism.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 26-10-2010, 05:10:28
This ^^ lol
(http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/SpaceBalls.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 26-10-2010, 10:10:53
(http://www.emok.tv/wp-content/gallery/emok-picdump-160/thumbs/thumbs_EMOK%20Picdump%20160_017.jpg)
i think tedacious botched it so here is it again
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 26-10-2010, 11:10:25
haha nice one :P
Actually, the one I tried to post was the "Whack-a-Kitty"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-10-2010, 11:10:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Oh man, been way too long since I saw that movie
oh my god our minds cannot repel an awesomeness of that magnitude
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-10-2010, 18:10:24
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/793.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 26-10-2010, 18:10:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA6SBTa8Joc

loled so hard on this part yesterday!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 26-10-2010, 22:10:17
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6716/72166164969273095614961.jpg)

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/420/1288124986344.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 26-10-2010, 23:10:58
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9863/1287514693561.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-10-2010, 23:10:41
wtf at that dog
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 26-10-2010, 23:10:07
wtf at that dog

Im not worried aboot the dog, but how he did *cough* that...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-10-2010, 23:10:46
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8n/77/azvb/63603/756381612.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 26-10-2010, 23:10:53
http://jezebel.com/5664134/the-comprehensive-gif-glossary

A comprehensive glossary of animated GIFs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-10-2010, 00:10:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM8k1m6nzKI&feature=related

declare a winner! because i cant declare one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-10-2010, 00:10:39
*donk donk* Yo what's up.

Scout always wins.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 27-10-2010, 00:10:31
Scout always wins.

Not against rainbows.

Double rainbows.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 27-10-2010, 01:10:19
(http://i.imgur.com/udZJl.png)

I hate (pronounced: love) these stupid jokes..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 01:10:30
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

neat-sounding.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-10-2010, 16:10:45
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs115.ash2/39075_419961057491_601807491_4609693_1464503_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 27-10-2010, 17:10:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKc1Hjjz1Ys&feature=related

One of the best comedy sketch ever :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 22:10:41
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/fired-flight-attendant-steven-slater-bad-manners-all-around/19691297?ncid=webmail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-10-2010, 22:10:33
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7736/opt1288206057f.png)

Found on another board.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 23:10:14
(http://tabernar.com/wp-content/The_Spanish_Inquisition.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-10-2010, 23:10:47
(http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01950.png)
Click for bigger (http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01950.png)

Too soon?

Also Bawdy 1970s Hospital (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 23:10:37
(http://www.ourbiggayborhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spanishinquisition.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-10-2010, 14:10:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CekehhyTqC4

REBBALS! RABBEEELLS! YE  rebbelllss!!
RABBELLS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-10-2010, 22:10:37
An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistaniman are standing outside the maternity ward at the hospital, each waiting to see their newborn son.  The nurse comes out and tells them that there has been a terrible mix up and they don't know which baby is whose.  The Englishman and the Welshman are now rather nervous.  Anyway, the Englishman goes in to get his son first (as is his right), and comes out a few seconds later with what is blatantly the Pakistaniman's baby.  The Pakistaniman raises this issue, to which the Englishman replies:
"I'm not taking any chances, one of those two boys in there is Welsh".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 28-10-2010, 22:10:05
lol lol lol  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 28-10-2010, 23:10:36
;D nice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-10-2010, 23:10:52
(http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00255.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-10-2010, 00:10:19
Another furry joins the ranks  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 29-10-2010, 00:10:29
(http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00255.gif)
I see your furry pish, and I raise you:

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26076/original/f40ph2lawforkids.jpg?1257821058)

Yes, F40PH Friday is almost upon us.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/f40ph
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-10-2010, 00:10:05
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-10-2010, 00:10:47
Too late :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-10-2010, 00:10:19
Yeah, Freefall is not 'pish' Drew.  Its not even properly furry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-10-2010, 00:10:10
It's like saying reading any comic with at least one anthropomorphic character makes you a furry.  The list is too long.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 29-10-2010, 01:10:52
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/171788-1/Norris_kittens.gif?)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 29-10-2010, 09:10:13
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/171788-1/Norris_kittens.gif?)

The Black and White one died on the 27th of October this year...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 29-10-2010, 13:10:47
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/171788-1/Norris_kittens.gif?)

The Black and White one died on the 27th of October this year...
Amazing how the other one survived a bullet wound!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-10-2010, 13:10:54
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs468.ash2/74133_1693598579215_1215305994_31903342_3847095_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs912.snc4/72594_1634555539275_1098281002_31753922_2080422_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-10-2010, 15:10:56
Quote
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs468.ash2/74133_1693598579215_1215305994_31903342_3847095_n.jpg)

I just got up to get ready for school, and this just happened to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 15:10:08
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs912.snc4/72594_1634555539275_1098281002_31753922_2080422_n.jpg)
Oh-oh!



(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/awesomeTF2Pack_icon363.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 16:10:27
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Animal ears and tail is not furry

just saying


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26cOGaPOWMo&feature=grec_index
One of the finest TF2 voice overs i've seen  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWKvvqRoJVI&feature=related
another good one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX4zIkX9WcE

Some are great, others just fillers


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-10-2010, 17:10:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo

Ancient but better :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SirGutz on 29-10-2010, 17:10:31
(http://www.rallig.com/animierterpicdump9/2.gif)
<3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 29-10-2010, 19:10:37
 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-10-2010, 19:10:14
creepy owls are creepy.

http://youtu.be/jKpvrUDwPGM
Yeah, euhm, its a japanese cooking program, but rather unique.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 29-10-2010, 20:10:25
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Animal ears and tail is not furry

just saying



Very, incredibly true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 20:10:05
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Animal ears and tail is not furry

just saying



Very, incredibly true.
like horo

http://dagobah.net/flash/Stretching_with_Horo_eng.swf

Not furry  ;D

Dis is furry
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5868/1260440273225.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-10-2010, 21:10:06
I spy with my little eye!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-10-2010, 21:10:02
that Spy is a genius!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 21:10:13
I swear, whoever posted this back at the start of this thread is a brilliant man/woman

I btw already have a black tuxedo like the spy  ;D Only need a blue baklava and some black shoes to go with it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 29-10-2010, 21:10:46
Looking at his con badges, he is actually a real furry too  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-10-2010, 00:10:22
Looking at his con badges, he is actually a real furry too  ;D
Quote
So listen up boy, or pornography starring your childhood icons will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.  This Spy has already breached our defences.  You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!  And worst of all, he could be any one of us.  He could be in this very room!   He could be you!  He could be me! He could even be-

On a similar note: http://humoncomics.com/art/Furry-Convention.jpg (http://humoncomics.com/art/Furry-Convention.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 30-10-2010, 00:10:58
EBIL MODE ACTIVATE! Transformer Owl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgbYnNAbSM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 30-10-2010, 02:10:37
Foreign couple mocked and insulted In Maldives Wedding ceremony (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5H64OOkeXA) do'h!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-10-2010, 23:10:30
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5415/willkz4.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 31-10-2010, 07:10:02
What game is that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 31-10-2010, 08:10:52
CSS with Garrys Mod
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 31-10-2010, 14:10:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-10-2010, 14:10:48
chinese also do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TR_swxR2UE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 31-10-2010, 14:10:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.


Spot the RA1 unit! Heavy Tank, V2 Rocket, APC, etc :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 31-10-2010, 15:10:51
This version pwnz both the above's .. North Korean People's Army Funky Get Down Juche Party  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk)   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-10-2010, 16:10:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.

Everything was business until 2:20. Then I knew shit was serious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 31-10-2010, 16:10:38
Lol! what music can do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 31-10-2010, 17:10:22
Awesome video :) went into my bookmarks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.

Everything was business until 2:20. Then I knew shit was serious.
Did you just copy that noctrynic guy's comment?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-10-2010, 17:10:16
Awesome video :) went into my bookmarks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.

Everything was business until 2:20. Then I knew shit was serious.
Did you just copy that noctrynic guy's comment?

Yeah, it was funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 31-10-2010, 18:10:47
uhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRY7wBuCcBY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 31-10-2010, 19:10:33
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 31-10-2010, 20:10:35
uhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRY7wBuCcBY

Ah yes.  The Demon Sheep

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-10-2010, 20:10:25
Are we supposed to take it serious? Or is it a joke?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-10-2010, 20:10:28
Are we supposed to take it serious? Or is it a joke?

It's made by Americans.  Everything in american politics is completely serious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 31-10-2010, 21:10:53
Are we supposed to take it serious? Or is it a joke?

All political ads are meant to be taken seriously.  Yet all are complete jokes. ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 31-10-2010, 21:10:03
Is it me or are all American political campaign ads based entirely on "the other guys sucks!"?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-10-2010, 21:10:00
When you can's say something good about yourself, just try to make the voters think the other guys sucks even more then you so that they vote on you :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-10-2010, 21:10:11
When you can's say something good about yourself, just try to make the voters think the other guys sucks even more then you so that they vote on you :)

pretty much. Either that or distance yourself as far from your own party as possible (if they are unpopular that season), or just say the words 9/11 and everyone will fall in line.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-11-2010, 13:11:19
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs472.ash2/74505_172077709474180_100000158576084_673509_7361949_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 01-11-2010, 14:11:44
^
(http://www.dragstripgirl.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Untitled-4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 01-11-2010, 14:11:31
Is it me or are all American political campaign ads based entirely on "the other guys sucks!"?

Never noticed ? All their political ads are about throwing with mud on the opponents. They never seem to make a TV commercial about the content of their campaign, always to make the other guy black.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 01-11-2010, 15:11:18
Is it me or are all American political campaign ads based entirely on "the other guys sucks!"?

Never noticed ? All their political ads are about throwing with mud on the opponents. They never seem to make a TV commercial about the content of their campaign, always to make the other guy black.

Well in this case that's not very hard (http://kindalame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/trollface.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-11-2010, 18:11:39
Finnish Stand-up in English:
Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4fTnkx7lV4&feature=related)
Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amR8SSBPDe0&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-11-2010, 00:11:27
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 02-11-2010, 01:11:37
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php
With thanks to Bang0o for reminding me about this. Many minutes wasted today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 02-11-2010, 16:11:46
(http://www.abload.de/img/arghverticalvwp2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-11-2010, 19:11:19
This is why alcohol is so great:

Slightly pissed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K252TED_gRc)

Also:
(http://www.esea.net/global/media_preview.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.yuku.com%2Fimage%2Fjpeg%2Fad935ab542aea30da8a9376c63ee461a333b8ed.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-11-2010, 19:11:08
http://www.dhmo.org/cancer.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-11-2010, 19:11:23
This guy is awesome in special effects, you should see his other movies, but this one seems to be real, if it is fake i wonder how he did it so perfect. If not, well, i wonder how his pants can support his giant balls of steel.

http://youtu.be/fWvXam499yI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-11-2010, 20:11:34
http://www.cracked.com/article_18810_the-5-most-epic-one-man-rampages-in-history-war.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-11-2010, 20:11:31
This guy is awesome in special effects, you should see his other movies, but this one seems to be real, if it is fake i wonder how he did it so perfect. If not, well, i wonder how his pants can support his giant balls of steel.

http://youtu.be/fWvXam499yI

Hehe liked his Aimbot video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGlWjIKoY4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGlWjIKoY4) I was on the receiving end of the 0:29 experiance on Giarabub last week  :P  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 04-11-2010, 02:11:14
This guy is awesome in special effects, you should see his other movies, but this one seems to be real, if it is fake i wonder how he did it so perfect. If not, well, i wonder how his pants can support his giant balls of steel.

http://youtu.be/fWvXam499yI
I think you can see that when the shooter empties the barrel the bullet is still attached to the cartridge.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 04-11-2010, 06:11:08
This guy is awesome in special effects, you should see his other movies, but this one seems to be real, if it is fake i wonder how he did it so perfect. If not, well, i wonder how his pants can support his giant balls of steel.

http://youtu.be/fWvXam499yI
I think you can see that when the shooter empties the barrel the bullet is still attached to the cartridge.
As far as I can tell it's just the casing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-11-2010, 10:11:39
His channel is about Special Effects and he is not suicidal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-11-2010, 10:11:51
But he is asian thus crazy by default.

And normally he puts a "how did a make this" video up, but not this time.

The jury is still out on this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-11-2010, 10:11:52
Would a watermelon explode when you shoot at it like this? Ok, it's a .50 but still, this seriously looks like a well timed explooooosion.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 04-11-2010, 11:11:18
yes Fuchs, it would haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 04-11-2010, 12:11:08
This guy is awesome in special effects, you should see his other movies, but this one seems to be real, if it is fake i wonder how he did it so perfect. If not, well, i wonder how his pants can support his giant balls of steel.

http://youtu.be/fWvXam499yI
I think you can see that when the shooter empties the barrel the bullet is still attached to the cartridge.
So I'm the only one who thought they placed the camera there, filmed the watermelon exploding, then filmed the sniper, then just combined the two?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-11-2010, 13:11:17
This guy is awesome in special effects, you should see his other movies, but this one seems to be real, if it is fake i wonder how he did it so perfect. If not, well, i wonder how his pants can support his giant balls of steel.

http://youtu.be/fWvXam499yI
I think you can see that when the shooter empties the barrel the bullet is still attached to the cartridge.
So I'm the only one who thought they placed the camera there, filmed the watermelon exploding, then filmed the sniper, then just combined the two?

except that is friggin moves when he moves his head so it clearly is not a static water mellon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-11-2010, 13:11:47
If its fake then they just placed explosives in the watermellon(pointed to the backside) so that it blows up and look as if shot.The gunner must had a fake round in so it all makes sense...


If its real then...That guy has some balls....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-11-2010, 14:11:40
I share your thoughts Paasky, it's so easy to make that fake. And if it's real, he does not have balls; he has a death wish.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-11-2010, 15:11:27
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1137.snc4/149933_1657324283064_1535839754_1652303_6857250_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs972.snc4/76503_445251156708_644276708_5407157_5017715_n.jpg)


And a japanese video....
http://youtu.be/jedXNVZjMN4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-11-2010, 19:11:34
And a japanese video....
http://youtu.be/jedXNVZjMN4
(http://kaszpir.hlds.pl/4chan/wtf.man.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-11-2010, 19:11:20
And a japanese video....
http://youtu.be/jedXNVZjMN4
(http://kaszpir.hlds.pl/4chan/wtf.man.jpg)


I second this motion.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 04-11-2010, 20:11:01
And a japanese video....
http://youtu.be/jedXNVZjMN4
(http://kaszpir.hlds.pl/4chan/wtf.man.jpg)


I second this motion.
Quote from: markus5252
Normally I like youtube. But not today, not today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-11-2010, 20:11:40

http://youtu.be/jedXNVZjMN4
Eh... I'm not... What?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 04-11-2010, 20:11:45
And a japanese video....
http://youtu.be/jedXNVZjMN4
aaah, this is sick.. and I was thinking that Naked Lunch was weird  ::)

but the shirt is lol 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 04-11-2010, 22:11:27
And a japanese video....
http://youtu.be/jedXNVZjMN4
(http://kaszpir.hlds.pl/4chan/wtf.man.jpg)


I second this motion.
Quote from: markus5252
Normally I like youtube. But not today, not today.

At first I went:

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iMR0Aa6r1M-HoM:http://i51.tinypic.com/1zn5v68.jpg&t=1)

(http://api.ning.com/files/MoccSYCfNDnV34IEqxg1M9VK377DgPsLM2I4B3Zw4X8*5VtBUpOEYIKhMb*37VPFNuoNDBom26qqHQl*t6GAme449x4RCJ15/derp11.jpg)

(http://myfacewhen.com/images/23.jpg)

But then I got:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:L5MFIqESkYsbKM:http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5iyserfv01qcdnwqo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1279461991&Signature=qC57d9F%2FFtP3LyvOA2Outdvozt8%3D&t=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-11-2010, 23:11:15
Thats one hell of  mind fuck.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 05-11-2010, 00:11:41
what is this i dont even
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 05-11-2010, 00:11:25
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-ministry-of-silly-walks.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-fencing.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-11-2010, 15:11:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tadDIslv4jo


That is awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 05-11-2010, 18:11:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tadDIslv4jo


That is awesome
;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 05-11-2010, 19:11:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tadDIslv4jo


That is awesome
0:34 <- ;D
simply awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 05-11-2010, 19:11:04
Well played, Frankie, well played.
(http://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/33/76/5d8e8c818e4295292ef5eae8b962d40f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 05-11-2010, 22:11:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miS8X0XgNc&feature=player_embedded
mwhaha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-11-2010, 02:11:32
Well, played Frankie, well played.
(http://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/33/76/5d8e8c818e4295292ef5eae8b962d40f.jpg)
Indeed. Kudos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 06-11-2010, 09:11:55
(http://techpreservation.dyndns.org/beitman/abpr/Osama_Bin_Laden_License-4593.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-11-2010, 10:11:31
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/members/1/382/381761/thumb_620x2000/92TND.jpg)
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1388/44008557effd0125.jpg)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1831/45f5cca0eab75e44.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 06-11-2010, 15:11:24
This guy has Balls of Steel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-11-2010, 16:11:17
Quote
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/members/1/382/381761/thumb_620x2000/92TND.jpg)

Nobody escapes gabe newell. Nobody.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 06-11-2010, 17:11:17

Heathrow Hilarious Announcements. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ou0H2C0HpA) (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_11.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-11-2010, 19:11:58
Admiral Ackbar, has his own website.

http://www.ackbar.org/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-11-2010, 21:11:34
This guy has Balls of Steel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94

His voice sounded pretty cool, though there was nothing he could do. Fortunately the bear showed nerves. Still, pretty cool. Since when do bears climb ladders?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 06-11-2010, 22:11:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzbr6fPDmkE&fmt=18

Greatest... Video.. Evar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 07-11-2010, 02:11:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzbr6fPDmkE&fmt=18

Greatest... Video.. Evar.

I loled at Tyrannosaurus Rex  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-11-2010, 11:11:23
This guy has Balls of Steel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94

His voice sounded pretty cool, though there was nothing he could do. Fortunately the bear showed nerves. Still, pretty cool. Since when do bears climb ladders?
Since the day they can climb objects. I have even seen bears climbing trees.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 07-11-2010, 20:11:02
I didn't know bears lived in the Low Countries.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-11-2010, 21:11:35
It seems that sometimes people gather animals and put them together in a place. They call it a zoo.

Or a farm.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 07-11-2010, 22:11:41
Or a museum! (But generally the animals become less agile at that stage)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 07-11-2010, 22:11:08
Cows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-11-2010, 23:11:51
Cows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

Dear god, not this again. Spare me the nightmares.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 08-11-2010, 01:11:03
Cows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
That's the single most creepy and awesome video I've ever seen in my life
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-11-2010, 02:11:01
http://www.cracked.com/article_18796_the-5-most-terrifying-jobs-in-history-war.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-11-2010, 03:11:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGinm6KIC4Q

llama atack =]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 08-11-2010, 08:11:41
I recently remembered these:

Rare Exports 1 & 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIz7I5yzwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdwYFnh-2Q&feature=related

A little something to get you in the christmas spirit  ;) , a must see if you haven't already.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 08-11-2010, 09:11:59
Don't forget the full-length Rare Exports film, coming to a theatre near you this Christmas!

Teaser Trailer 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D46QhwFyzp0
Teaser Trailer 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0GRzpwLBrk
Finnish Theatrical Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQlikX4vvw
International Theatrical Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjkJ6rZg7DI

This Christmas, everyone will believe in Santa Claus!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-11-2010, 17:11:21
Security problem?
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/problemsecurity.gif)


I think you have a good feeling indeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTFsEddqELY

how do you like mah boat!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs984.snc4/75780_1574057104561_1029541653_1630442_5439642_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 08-11-2010, 17:11:11
hahha love it ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 08-11-2010, 19:11:17
That security thing is brilliant. Win98 ftw.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-11-2010, 12:11:25
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs470.ash2/74391_1507472412214_1396425099_31237809_3330271_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-11-2010, 12:11:54
[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs470.ash2/74391_1507472412214_1396425099_31237809_3330271_n.jpg

He knowledgeable. Speak good truth.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-11-2010, 21:11:20
where's the love? :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 09-11-2010, 22:11:05
How do you raise your children?  ;D
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m23396/760060728.jpg)

And something else:

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/xi/e5m/4kiq/47219/normal_756501910.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ad/8bz/ll76/62747/758621514.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 09-11-2010, 22:11:32
(http://i.imgur.com/FJLYw.jpg?ref=nf)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 10-11-2010, 10:11:45
^I lol'd at both the last two.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-11-2010, 14:11:59
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1574882
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 10-11-2010, 16:11:24
^Whoa, loll

Read here about Hermann the Donkey, serving in Afghanistan (http://www.thelocal.de/national/20101110-31077.html). A truly heart-warming story ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 10-11-2010, 17:11:34
DICK FIGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAB0WzTnMl4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAB0WzTnMl4&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 10-11-2010, 21:11:02
Climbing up a 1700 foot antenna tower (http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/09/climbing_up_a_1700_foot_antenna_tow.html)  I'd take a parachute just in case  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ZeG on 10-11-2010, 21:11:24
Blubberella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXcfT0BgwLI&feature=player_embedded) - The first fat superhero movie (with nazis)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 10-11-2010, 22:11:02
Legendary  pic  :P

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/vd/dku/i32l/54784/369021056.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-11-2010, 23:11:23
Whiiiiiiiii

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/in2thaskyp1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-11-2010, 23:11:31
Blubberella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXcfT0BgwLI&feature=player_embedded) - The first fat superhero movie (with nazis)
1.10 I AM heavy weapons girl! AND dis! is my new weapon!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-yAuhiOi1Y
Another yet great pelican dub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-11-2010, 23:11:28
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/lololololololololondon.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 10-11-2010, 23:11:03
Whiiiiiiiii

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/in2thaskyp1.gif)

Don't look into the light!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-11-2010, 00:11:54
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rtOXMZlMTkg/TNoMrgryfeI/AAAAAAAAD3E/HHeKqxRkTA0/s1600/wonkavader.jpg)

(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/kumgostore.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 11-11-2010, 05:11:30
Blubberella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXcfT0BgwLI&feature=player_embedded) - The first fat superhero movie (with nazis)
1.10 I AM heavy weapons girl! AND dis! is my new weapon!


She's the proof you can fire an MG42ish standing... the fat negate the recoil, I supposed  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 11-11-2010, 08:11:52
Blubberella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXcfT0BgwLI&feature=player_embedded) - The first fat superhero movie (with nazis)
1.10 I AM heavy weapons girl! AND dis! is my new weapon!


She's the proof you can fire an MG42ish standing... the fat negate the recoil, I supposed  :P
Or the fact that she's firing blanks, so there is no recoil at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-11-2010, 12:11:09
Yeah right as if they ever fire blanks on movies....Or actors are not really dying...I mean c'mon Lightning...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 11-11-2010, 21:11:20
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/veterans-and-volunteers-rebuild-classic-war-planes-in-brooklyn/19700159?icid=main%7Ccompaq-desktop%7Cdl1%7Csec4_lnk2%7C183647
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 11-11-2010, 22:11:48
Amazing!

(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7226/lifejune122.jpg)
Matthew Day Jackson
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-11-2010, 23:11:53
(http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/eastern_front2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-11-2010, 12:11:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z80Ftr6T2WI&feature=related

Oh deer. That one made me lol first, but now sad :( :-[ :'( :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 12-11-2010, 18:11:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z80Ftr6T2WI&feature=related

Oh deer. That one made me lol first, but now sad :( :-[ :'( :'(

i have helped several times scraping that shit of the road... the most dissgusting thing there is! :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 12-11-2010, 21:11:17
Leo and Satan 3 is here! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHgIQYvv9kk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 13-11-2010, 01:11:05
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/StHHD5ReXdI/AAAAAAAAHLU/sK60boByPpg/s400/good+morning+amy.jpg)

good morning! here: have some of this mindfuck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 13-11-2010, 11:11:01
About the picture above: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

EDIT: Watch this one from a distance...


(http://i.imgur.com/AinsZ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-11-2010, 13:11:34
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs973.snc4/76663_1585553892046_1631754660_1338221_6245317_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-11-2010, 16:11:43
lol @ rawhides. Don't have to be too far to see it.

Seen sibens before, havn't been on the vgcats site in awhile
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-11-2010, 02:11:03
(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/5806/original/Advice-Yoda-Gives-Son-i-am-disapoint.jpg?1248186105)

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/ce/MoatDisappoint.jpg)

(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/041/437/original/Philosoraptor-if-he-is-son-then-I-am-disappoint.jpg?1267107901)

(http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/8026/original/I_am_disappoint.jpg?1250001382)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/4/129149210632216248.jpg)

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:C_GsWVPIlsBjoM:http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2042/disappointfuu.jpg&t=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-11-2010, 03:11:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0DSihggio

That's right, they build a hotel, 14 flours high, in less then a week.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-11-2010, 03:11:32
I heard about that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 14-11-2010, 03:11:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

One hell of a good animation, also very funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-11-2010, 03:11:54
How has something so deserving of an 18 sticker survived on youtube long enough to get 1M veiws? :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-11-2010, 04:11:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

One hell of a good animation, also very funny.

I've put some bad things on this thread before, but what is this i dont even.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-11-2010, 04:11:25
Pixellated enough to warrant at the most 15 sticker... in Europe. Of course in the US even the first 8-bit boob gets you the XXX rating.

That aside, I lol'd. Though the less you've played 80's video games, the less you laugh.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-11-2010, 17:11:32
Politicians: An Apology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7D8A7e4TEY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-11-2010, 17:11:36
Politicians: An Apology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7D8A7e4TEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3BQcutvNEE&feature=related
 ;D

And thats why you choose for a norwegian political party in your country! VOTE NOW!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-11-2010, 02:11:43
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kru332KZ2l1qzw01to1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-11-2010, 18:11:39
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs469.ash2/74266_1406821145269_1674635670_872642_6979385_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs955.snc4/74842_10150089998660482_617980481_7707126_1657133_n.jpg)


Edit:

Whoops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4q12QaOY1g
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 15-11-2010, 23:11:57
English sport at its best  :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0jPaTmWF5I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-11-2010, 23:11:46
If you have a faint heart,are pregnant,are eating then DONT WATCH IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVg5iIQA7pc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaApj1bf9Ks


Disclaimer : Its not my fault for possible throw ups,heart attacks, utter disgust and suicides or school shootings these two videos might have caused.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-11-2010, 00:11:58
If you have a faint heart,are pregnant,are eating then DONT WATCH IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVg5iIQA7pc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaApj1bf9Ks


Disclaimer : Its not my fault for possible throw ups,heart attacks, utter disgust and suicides or school shootings these two videos might have caused.

The nightmares! The horrible, shit-filled nightmares!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 16-11-2010, 15:11:25
Back in the days without forty Television channels kids were happy as well  ;D
(http://www.kevinswebsite.com/images/funny/13_new.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 16-11-2010, 15:11:14
English sport at its best  :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0jPaTmWF5I

bloody brilliant


to contribute something

(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6510/picdump101105005.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 16-11-2010, 19:11:22
what happend when you tie a heli to the floor ??

http://aviationvids.freenology.com/main.php/v/helicopter/2006-2-10_Ground_Resonance_Side_View.flv.html

crazy ><
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-11-2010, 20:11:31
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 17-11-2010, 08:11:51
what happend when you tie a heli to the floor ??
http://aviationvids.freenology.com/main.php/v/helicopter/2006-2-10_Ground_Resonance_Side_View.flv.html
crazy ><

That's called a resonance problem after removing the spring ability of a system. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 17-11-2010, 12:11:50
Danny MacAskill - "Way Back Home"   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw) Bike stunts woah!  :o

...was posted on PBF today
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-11-2010, 17:11:40
Probably already posted, but it's efficient cooking:
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/fe68dd2c-1125-421c-b699-4c626ba01585.jpg)

EDIT: I lol'd at this one:
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/1d55fcd5-4586-407b-a2b1-98b692afda21.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-11-2010, 17:11:30
"Hans warrum do you keep shooting? zhe enemy is dead!"
""Ein moment! Ze schnitzel is almost baked! 100 patronen and its ready!""
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 17-11-2010, 17:11:37
Wouldn't the meat be ridden with gunpowder smell?

We knew they are hot, just like jet exhaust, but there are reasons why we don't use this "efficient method" for cooking.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Beaufort on 17-11-2010, 20:11:04
Why girls (usualy) don't play video games :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ydXbJrQ4jc&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 17-11-2010, 20:11:14
Why girls (usualy) don't play video games :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ydXbJrQ4jc&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Could be funnier if it was real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Beaufort on 17-11-2010, 21:11:31
I don't know... The guy looks realy shocked...  ;D

But true it sucks if its fake ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 17-11-2010, 21:11:10
More fake than Dolly Parton's boobs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-11-2010, 21:11:10
its fake

Sex>Videogames

Futurama might be a good competition but not videogames
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 17-11-2010, 21:11:50
I didn't know my XBox could use wireless electricity and could send the images & sound wirelessly to my TV ;)

(Not to mention that both players keep moving on-screen even when neither of them is touching the controllers...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 17-11-2010, 21:11:14
(http://i1001.photobucket.com/albums/af133/callousdisregard/csiputin.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Beaufort on 17-11-2010, 21:11:01
I didn't know my XBox could use wireless electricity and could send the images & sound wirelessly to my TV ;)

(Not to mention that both players keep moving on-screen even when neither of them is touching the controllers...)

Hey Im not that dumb ! The players are obviously on spectator mod when they move without controllers, and I think I see the wires moving behind the console when she pulls it out...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 17-11-2010, 21:11:40
Also atleast on one point, guys character "shifts" from scene to another. Even that video of game they pretend to play is fake  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-11-2010, 22:11:25
Probably already posted, but it's efficient cooking:
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/fe68dd2c-1125-421c-b699-4c626ba01585.jpg

I actually made a short-story about this for a class, only they were cooking pies.

(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/25264a44-3e76-4a3c-bb50-a48c20f35e84.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-11-2010, 23:11:27
If IKEA built the hadron collider

http://i.imgur.com/LPBgV.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-11-2010, 03:11:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCV_FwoXLUQ
40382596807353 exp:5/65
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-11-2010, 03:11:51
If IKEA built the hadron collider

http://i.imgur.com/LPBgV.jpg
Haha, win ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 18-11-2010, 04:11:43
I didn't know my XBox could use wireless electricity and could send the images & sound wirelessly to my TV ;)

(Not to mention that both players keep moving on-screen even when neither of them is touching the controllers...)

Hey Im not that dumb ! The players are obviously on spectator mod when they move without controllers, and I think I see the wires moving behind the console when she pulls it out...
Totally fake since that girl is clearly out of his league.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 18-11-2010, 05:11:18
Cool Guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 18-11-2010, 10:11:59
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs578.ash2/150061_147757928604496_100265060020450_236544_7510890_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs973.snc4/76660_147661505280805_100265060020450_236102_5075302_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs997.snc4/77038_147075025339453_100265060020450_234028_2076488_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs951.snc4/74470_147074955339460_100265060020450_234024_3544838_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 18-11-2010, 14:11:33
Death by powerpoint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSPPFYxx3o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 18-11-2010, 14:11:54
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/dailyrich/154922_10150340542775297_833760296_15995309_4056713_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 18-11-2010, 16:11:21
Death by powerpoint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSPPFYxx3o

Win ! Ill show that to some people that really really dont understand how to use any presentation software :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 18-11-2010, 18:11:52
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/dailyrich/154922_10150340542775297_833760296_15995309_4056713_n.jpg)
Thats a boy, isnt it?...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 18-11-2010, 19:11:35
Death by powerpoint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSPPFYxx3o
One of the best lectures i ever had envolved this video :)

(yeh I know, double post, waah waah waah crysomore)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 18-11-2010, 21:11:41
^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 18-11-2010, 23:11:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGbcXcOeFb4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGbcXcOeFb4&feature=player_embedded)

One of the funniest things ive seen on youtube.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-11-2010, 23:11:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAjiiEOzOV8

Silly Indians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-11-2010, 00:11:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY&feature=related

I want that loudener!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-11-2010, 02:11:30
Can you spot them all?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH62Yecqgqw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH62Yecqgqw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 19-11-2010, 09:11:34
Thought I`d share some estonian humor.

You can get the english subtitles by clicking the cc icon in the bottom of the youtube window. The translation struggles a little with wordplay, but its ok otherwise.

The sniper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jYQH4JYygo&feature=BF&list=PLD0D1FD714772694A&index=23
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-11-2010, 15:11:38
(http://l23.sphotos.l3.fbcdn.net/hphotos-l3-snc4/hs1154.snc4/149636_1335148079384_1851544478_612127_56350_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs927.snc4/74008_1335147879379_1851544478_612126_5903898_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs601.ash2/155320_1335147559371_1851544478_612124_1502900_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1222.snc4/155486_10150344065570425_672885424_15659441_7369337_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1226.snc4/155816_10150329308775158_544520157_15699355_5024097_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1181.snc4/150347_463067144213_547124213_5295991_2026948_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs988.snc4/76157_467378197629_685477629_5459845_1038005_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs930.snc4/74393_1693571987910_1496106516_31714409_2526432_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1180.snc4/150280_1693568387820_1496106516_31714404_7411688_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1143.snc4/148595_1693533586950_1496106516_31714379_8163428_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 19-11-2010, 23:11:35
Meanwhile, in Finland.....
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/videot/kotimaa/2279406
(nsfw I guess)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-11-2010, 00:11:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY&feature=related

I want that loudener!
-Aaand this is for shooting down police helicopters
-I don't need anything like that! yet

hahahahaa ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 20-11-2010, 00:11:28
(http://www.imgzzz.com/i/image_1289904968.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 20-11-2010, 04:11:08
parody of hand in my pocket-Evil Scotsman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjhK6_EiG9s&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 20-11-2010, 11:11:54
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/18777ba2cb/ghostbusters-return?rel=player
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-11-2010, 22:11:21
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/18777ba2cb/ghostbusters-return?rel=player
;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tQjk_dTjAI

That'll be 27.50
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 21-11-2010, 00:11:29

Celebrity sex faces
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WQQlQwAURo&feature=sub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 21-11-2010, 04:11:54
Dejavu!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 21-11-2010, 09:11:03
big  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkQBl-3t5sg&feature=player_embedded

Oh and hail Satan!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-11-2010, 18:11:23
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs577.ash2/149911_1710026436489_1412946409_31751820_4431436_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 21-11-2010, 18:11:35
[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs577.ash2/149911_1710026436489_1412946409_31751820_4431436_n.jpg[./img]
Haha  :o. How the hell did you know  ::) :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-11-2010, 19:11:43
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs577.ash2/149911_1710026436489_1412946409_31751820_4431436_n.jpg)

Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes, if you count such things as basic human nature to be defensive of ones group, as well as the idea different races hold major cultural differences that affect their standing in life.
No
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 21-11-2010, 19:11:33
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs577.ash2/149911_1710026436489_1412946409_31751820_4431436_n.jpg)
No
Yes
No
No (not really much at least before becoming older)
No
Yes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-11-2010, 19:11:54
Unsuccessful picture is unsuccessful. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-11-2010, 19:11:47
VM and Ciu don't count in my book :p

I am sure like 40% + of people seeing it will go WTF, that is me!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-11-2010, 19:11:50
It's not that accurate on my part either :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-11-2010, 19:11:18
still 2/5 of the people responding so far :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 21-11-2010, 19:11:19
I dunno Siben but thats just really easy for an average internet guy. I can make a similar one which will count for everyone here:

Are you alive?
Are you human?
Do you browse the internet?
Do you drink liquids?
Do you eat food?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-11-2010, 20:11:41
*posts something else, hopes people forget about his previous unfunny picture.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs574.ash2/149685_1331709791616_1797162262_621958_8312987_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 21-11-2010, 23:11:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WIscxut_ak
Das modern way of die deutsche sprachen ja....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-11-2010, 23:11:33
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs577.ash2/149911_1710026436489_1412946409_31751820_4431436_n.jpg)
Da
Yes
Yes
Oui
I dont understand this one (says enough non?)
DEATH TO THE ESKIMOS
I believe in Bender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maJ9S-nQkCg&feature=related

So thats how hitler truly died
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-11-2010, 00:11:14
Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
Depends who you ask
Probably
Aye
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 22-11-2010, 00:11:38
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!?!?!einz!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA
:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-11-2010, 00:11:56
For Siben's post, just put me down as all probable.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 22-11-2010, 05:11:39
Secret Show (http://vimeo.com/16546944)

Made by some artists from Cirque du Soleil.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-11-2010, 13:11:19
Boring, but absolutely awesome newspaper article, If i was British i would have made a tread just for this :)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/heartless,-insensitive-old-tory-absolutely-spot-on-201011193271/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-11-2010, 14:11:47
Ok, that's pretty epic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 22-11-2010, 14:11:22
this also almost works
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l53qvjnPht1qa5t5fo1_500.jpg)

although this not a blog here it works well on forums and boards alike.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 22-11-2010, 15:11:21
haha fucking hell i had my left hand on my mouth
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 22-11-2010, 15:11:57
I first though I had beat that image as I'm a lefty so my left hand was on my mouse. But my legs where crossed as I have cold feet lol.

My right hand was touching my face though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 22-11-2010, 15:11:28
Damnit i was scratchin my had with my left :o

Siben quit the black magic this instant !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-11-2010, 15:11:26
hahaha!

i was sitting in my big chair with my legs crossed over the computer and my left hand resting my head :o :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-11-2010, 15:11:49
Well first time i saw it i had my left hand underneath my leg to warm it and i my legs were not crossed :S
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 22-11-2010, 15:11:44
Well first time i saw it i had my left hand underneath my leg to warm it and i my legs were not crossed :S

That's what they call it nowadays huh? ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 22-11-2010, 15:11:12
bit of a long way to say you were wanking
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-11-2010, 16:11:28
Well i qualify enough for that but i was not doing it at that time...The house is cold and since i have no good pockets i placed my left palm under my leg(above knee)...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-11-2010, 16:11:46
I came to the conclusion that moose and the word "wanking and or masturbating" are often in the same page


and post
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 22-11-2010, 16:11:04
(http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/stylish_mastubator_small.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 22-11-2010, 16:11:13
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/2009_04_04_punch7.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Natty on 22-11-2010, 20:11:02
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q33/BossTycoon707/1280611269623.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 22-11-2010, 20:11:07
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbu0vhM0FC1qcrzkko1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-11-2010, 22:11:30
So i was looking in google to find a nice picture of a winter hat (or wintermuts in dutch)

I really regret doing that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-11-2010, 22:11:10
Well, I don't know about whether you regretted it or not, but I do now :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-11-2010, 22:11:00
So i was looking in google to find a nice picture of a winter hat (or wintermuts in dutch)

Did i regret it....

Screw you man............................

(http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1248/original/cannot_be_unseen.jpg?1257471121)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-11-2010, 22:11:35
My previous post is a bit unclear, but yes, I regret it very much. Whoever made it turn up in the search results should be shot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 22-11-2010, 23:11:25
I'm sure you can wear that  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 22-11-2010, 23:11:26
I guess safesearch 'moderate' just went up another level  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-11-2010, 23:11:59
ohhholyfuckwhatthefuckdidijustwatch!! :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 22-11-2010, 23:11:47
Guys, please. As if you hadn't already seen goatse, mrhands, tubgirl and 2girls1cup.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 22-11-2010, 23:11:39
Well, only half of those you mentioned and I think I keep it that way  ;)

Edit: some pictures too:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/kr/3k3/djub/17042/764211917.jpg)
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8n/77/azvb/63603/764281516.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 22-11-2010, 23:11:10
My favorite scene from East Bound and Down

Kenny tries to make a movie on his big love with some dancing feet. Wrong place, wrong time and on drugs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9-itE5qns
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 23-11-2010, 00:11:21
I could make a lovely winter hat out of that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-11-2010, 00:11:02
I made it on me own :b

(http://s1.postimage.org/ip3p9x4tf/Supremacy_1914_Forever_Alone.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 23-11-2010, 01:11:54
Siben, what part of belgium do you live in?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-11-2010, 05:11:14
Siben, what part of belgium do you live in?

North, the Flemmish part. born in Ghent, the 7th most beautiful city in the world according to lonely planet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-11-2010, 08:11:45
North, the Flemmish part. born in Ghent, the 7th most beautiful city in the world according to lonely planet.

I'll give you that, Ghent is a beautiful city. Will have to go there again quite soon. :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 23-11-2010, 09:11:25
My flatmate is from there and 2 of her friends here and her study at the university there. I like you ghent people. Also, I sent her a fbook thing telling her not to search wintermut on google, but since I used a dutch word, she had to look it up. She regretted it immediately.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-11-2010, 09:11:45
You'll be lucky if she talks to you after that stunt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 23-11-2010, 09:11:49
She'll be forced too, mwahahaha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 23-11-2010, 09:11:07
WHY JAPAN, WHY?!?!?!

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/wtf-pics-l-train-pedo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-11-2010, 15:11:37
So i was looking in google to find a nice picture of a winter hat (or wintermuts in dutch)

I really regret doing that.
WHAT THE FFUUUUCCCKK??????
aggh FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 23-11-2010, 17:11:32
So i was looking in google to find a nice picture of a winter hat (or wintermuts in dutch)

I really regret doing that.

Die in a fire.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 23-11-2010, 18:11:03
So i was looking in google to find a nice picture of a winter hat (or wintermuts in dutch)

Did i regret it....
(http://alleskids.nl/afbeeldingen/Max%20Cor%20Kraai%20wintermuts.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-11-2010, 18:11:03
here are some non disgusting funy pics for you guys.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs600.ash2/155253_460836824964_741329964_5480798_4864979_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs994.snc4/76772_460835469964_741329964_5480775_4759869_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1141.snc4/148393_460822949964_741329964_5480667_4572660_n.jpg)

Edit:

A very nice one:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1133.snc4/149566_1731214526413_1420002100_31893348_7908586_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 23-11-2010, 23:11:13
Seriously Japan, you ruin my childhood. And that perverted lear of the guy at the right top corner doesnt help matters. Japan will not be happy until you vomit good memories and set them on fire.

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/1234081793163.jpg)

What? Its ice cream...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 24-11-2010, 09:11:54
A very nice one:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1133.snc4/149566_1731214526413_1420002100_31893348_7908586_n.jpg)
By removing "corners" you are actually approximating a "diamond" which is the original square rotated 45 degrees, NOT a circle. Approximating a circle you would increase the amount of angles of the polygon surrounding the circle.

Minimum perimeter for the polygon surrounding a circle with a diameter of d is # of angles * tan (360 / (2 * # of angles))
Square has a perimeter of 4 * tan (45) = 4d
Pentagon has a perimeter of 5 * tan (36) = 3.6327d
Hexagon has a perimeter of 6 * tan (30) = 3.4641d
Decagon has a perimeter of 10 * tan (18 ) = 3.2492d
Hectogon has a perimeter of 100 * tan (1.8 ) = 3.1426d
Megagon has a perimeter of 1,000,000 * tan (0.00018 ) = 3.1416d
Circle has a perimeter of ∞ * tan (360 / (2 * ∞)) = πd
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 24-11-2010, 09:11:38
Kelmola, its called 'troll science/physics/math."  Its not supposed to be correct....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 24-11-2010, 10:11:35
I know (duh, I do browse /b/ daily!). But this one actually is not as apparent as the more ludicrous ones (like powering your car by holding a magnet in front of it), especially because in the beginning the new perimeter would seem to approximate a circle rather than a diamond.

Oh, and for all the reasons posted above, Japan is teh awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 24-11-2010, 11:11:19
Kelmola, its called 'troll science/physics/math."  Its not supposed to be correct....

Pretty sure he's just being a troll :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-11-2010, 12:11:10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canned_coffee

Only in mothafrakking japan!

I so wanna visit it now

oh wait
(http://www.japanforum.com/gallery/data/2/medium/Harajuku_are_scary_P.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 24-11-2010, 12:11:18
We have that here as well theta. No need to go to Japan, just go to your local gasstation:
(http://www.unitrading.ge/modules/gallery/uploads/picture036.jpg)
(http://coffeedramatist.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/mrb-pokka09.jpg)
And again:
(http://blog.random-squeegee.com/mrbrown.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-11-2010, 12:11:15
ooh my god

the guy who invented that must be BLOODY rich
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-11-2010, 14:11:22
Canned coffee is special ? You can get like a bazillion of different flavors, brands and sizes of canned coffee here .. It's been around since i can remember ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-11-2010, 14:11:08
Not here


Belgium is a country wich loves coffee, i dont understand why there are no starbucks here or canned coffee

There is one starbucks in Zaventem airport. It is like a gigantic succes. I dont understand why they place more shops here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-11-2010, 14:11:07
Well in Austria people think we kinda invented drinking coffee .. There are more coffee houses than mcdonalds and burger kings combined :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 24-11-2010, 14:11:47
But we in Finland drink more coffee than anyone else  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_coffee_consumption_per_capita
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 24-11-2010, 16:11:36
One Finnish guy i know, he loves our "thick black coffee". They say, the thicker, the better.

And BTW, canned coffee is Japanese too.

And BTW again, the most accurate number of π (phi) was not discovered by Archimedes, let alone the Greeks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-11-2010, 17:11:46
...of π (phi) was...
Ππ is pi
Φφ is phi
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-11-2010, 21:11:54
But we in Finland drink more coffee than anyone else  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_coffee_consumption_per_capita

Because you guys spend three quarters of your lives in darkness, no wonder you need so much coffee to stay awake :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 24-11-2010, 21:11:50
Yeah, must be that. Look other scandinavian countries  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-11-2010, 22:11:30
1. Scandinavian.
2. Scandinavian.
3. Scandinavian.
4. Scandinavian.
5. Scandi.. Wait, what are these guys doing here?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 24-11-2010, 22:11:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

Florence and the Machine

Never heard'em before but I like it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 24-11-2010, 22:11:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

Florence and the Machine

Never heard'em before but I like it!

Music thread is over there  ;) -->
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 24-11-2010, 22:11:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

Florence and the Machine

Never heard'em before but I like it!

Yes. Florence is a very talented artist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 24-11-2010, 23:11:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

Florence and the Machine

Never heard'em before but I like it!

Yes. Florence is a very talented artist.

...and a terrible dancer.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 24-11-2010, 23:11:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

Florence and the Machine

Never heard'em before but I like it!

Yes. Florence is a very talented artist.

and ugly as shit

...and a terrible dancer.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 25-11-2010, 08:11:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

Florence and the Machine

Never heard'em before but I like it!

Yes. Florence is a very talented artist.

and ugly as shit

...and a terrible dancer.  :-\
It is contemporary dance. It is always terrible.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 25-11-2010, 10:11:29
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/765431742.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 25-11-2010, 16:11:57
That's not engineering - that's thermodynamics!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 25-11-2010, 16:11:16
It hurts my brain!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-11-2010, 21:11:40
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1175.snc4/154779_1341402475740_1851544478_623441_5235054_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1220.snc4/155289_1605894701759_1067896353_1661837_5608195_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-11-2010, 21:11:18
http://dagobah.net/flash/Troll_physics.swf

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/626660a0_43f1_ff65.jpg)
(http://www.cadred.org/Images/Gallery/Originals/5148_troll4.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/5765e864-7f0a-48a1-91a3-aa2f65a138be.jpg)
(http://www.cadred.org/Images/Gallery/Originals/5145_troll.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 25-11-2010, 23:11:29
lol those trollphysics are just so ridiculous! Oh and some good old fashioned sexism is always hilarious too. MOAR!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 25-11-2010, 23:11:55
Who has those retarded but yet genius ideas ? :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 25-11-2010, 23:11:31
Who has those retarded but yet genius ideas ? :O
Me. I have seen many of my great ideas stolen in troll pictures  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 26-11-2010, 00:11:06
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZ5co7u-8s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 26-11-2010, 15:11:28
Smart thinking sir,

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/11/26/vermont.friend.shooting/index.html?hpt=T2

Also, these kids should man vs. wild

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/11/25/new.zealand.sea.rescue/index.html?hpt=C1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hellcat on 26-11-2010, 15:11:23
I don't know if it was posted before, but I think it's funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfdzr2zrqTw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-11-2010, 16:11:45
troll science is indeed awesome


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs614.ash2/156669_1342120853699_1851544478_624510_5616375_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-11-2010, 17:11:10
Oh yes, cutting down rainforests to grow tobacco sure is the most efficient way to absorb carbon dioxide.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 26-11-2010, 17:11:29
That is only a measure to generate jobs, another vital part of their massive humanity saving plan.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 27-11-2010, 00:11:49
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m38418/765891433.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-11-2010, 11:11:14
Three times left is right anyways. Eventually they'll get there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-11-2010, 13:11:34
I have to find out where they sell this stuff!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1121.snc4/148360_1529930973664_1396425099_31275890_4138904_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs607.ash2/155963_1343372364986_1851544478_627396_1954138_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1188.snc4/151011_1620477206203_1664625063_1501797_6936086_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1172.snc4/154457_1342171174957_1851544478_624635_4009221_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs487.ash2/76032_1714887910187_1177868510_1966031_1824206_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1199.snc4/155159_1714884270096_1177868510_1966021_3598794_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs496.ash2/76912_10150095067370923_559120922_7804167_563881_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1128.snc4/148997_472006252629_685477629_5516531_2824040_n.jpg)

Do not click this link if you do not like fat.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1142.snc4/148424_461929574964_741329964_5493581_5308399_n.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 27-11-2010, 14:11:30
Leninade? :o
gimme some naoz!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-11-2010, 14:11:44
I have to find out where they sell this stuff!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1121.snc4/148360_1529930973664_1396425099_31275890_4138904_n.jpg)

SAME HERE

OMFG LENINADE! Whoever came up with this is HERO!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 27-11-2010, 14:11:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPGgl5VH5go

I want one!!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 27-11-2010, 14:11:48
(http://i51.tinypic.com/a17cz8.jpg)

Deal with it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 27-11-2010, 14:11:44
Star Wars - 10 Re-Edits
Quote
These are the 10 re-edits I've done of A New Hope, arranged in the order they come in if you're watching the movie. I think I'm done with A New Hope, so I figured I'd put them all in one place, like a mini movie. You won't like all ten of these. You won't hate all ten. The only thing certain is that you'll spend eight minutes of your life that you'll never get back. Ever.

Might be a re-post, but I love these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG4OWiBpz4g
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 27-11-2010, 15:11:26
(http://i51.tinypic.com/a17cz8.jpg)

Deal with it!
Ah Remi, how you bring lolz to us all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 27-11-2010, 15:11:19
Star Wars - 10 Re-Edits
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These are the 10 re-edits I've done of A New Hope, arranged in the order they come in if you're watching the movie. I think I'm done with A New Hope, so I figured I'd put them all in one place, like a mini movie. You won't like all ten of these. You won't hate all ten. The only thing certain is that you'll spend eight minutes of your life that you'll never get back. Ever.

Might be are-post, but I love these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG4OWiBpz4g
Haha, I thought that was great!

EDIT: Oh I loved the "Distractions" part :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 27-11-2010, 17:11:25
Ah yes, Leninade.  Come to Southern California if you want some, that's where it is :)  Its orange soda, very good stuff <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 28-11-2010, 03:11:38
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/Matt_Comic.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-11-2010, 15:11:20
Ah yes, Leninade.  Come to Southern California if you want some, that's where it is :)  Its orange soda, very good stuff <3

augh! I hope its in a speciality store around here! it would be much too expensive to ship cross-country, i'm sure.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-11-2010, 18:11:17
http://dagobah.net/flash/BL_fuckcounter.swf

awesome serie. Watch it in english and youll have a FUCKING good laugh with that revy

moar awesome serie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRBq-6lVxzU&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 28-11-2010, 21:11:20
http://dagobah.net/flash/BL_fuckcounter.swf

awesome serie. Watch it in english and youll have a FUCKING good laugh with that revy

moar awesome serie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRBq-6lVxzU&feature=related

I've watched it in japanese with english subtitles.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-11-2010, 21:11:01
English is much better

None of that japanese gibberish

http://dagobah.net/flash/saw4.swf

Wanna play a little game?

http://dagobah.net/flash/name_that_beard.swf

most awesome quiz ever
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 28-11-2010, 22:11:25
(http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hitler-fail-wtf.jpg)

I wonder if he plays FH2.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-11-2010, 00:11:32
The grace of slow motion and bullets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 29-11-2010, 03:11:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9WEW2o8FA&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9WEW2o8FA&NR=1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-11-2010, 04:11:37
this amuses me so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drOzZ2hYFHI&feature=related

but i can't help feeling bad for Mashed Banana.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: JonAmazon on 29-11-2010, 05:11:29
A very nice one:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1133.snc4/149566_1731214526413_1420002100_31893348_7908586_n.jpg)
By removing "corners" you are actually approximating a "diamond" which is the original square rotated 45 degrees, NOT a circle. Approximating a circle you would increase the amount of angles of the polygon surrounding the circle.

Minimum perimeter for the polygon surrounding a circle with a diameter of d is # of angles * tan (360 / (2 * # of angles))
Square has a perimeter of 4 * tan (45) = 4d
Pentagon has a perimeter of 5 * tan (36) = 3.6327d
Hexagon has a perimeter of 6 * tan (30) = 3.4641d
Decagon has a perimeter of 10 * tan (18 ) = 3.2492d
Hectogon has a perimeter of 100 * tan (1.8 ) = 3.1426d
Megagon has a perimeter of 1,000,000 * tan (0.00018 ) = 3.1416d
Circle has a perimeter of ∞ * tan (360 / (2 * ∞)) = πd

WRONG! The mistake is much more subtle and lies in the realm of differential geometry (and he is not approximating the perimeter of a diamond). He used the 2D Manhattan metric to calculate the perimeter in the pic, which is dS = |dx|+|dy|, however this circle is embedded in a 2D euclidean space which uses the metric dS = sqrt(dx²+dy²) and therein lies the problem.

Sorry, I spent many years struggling with this very conundrum so it bothered me that it wasn't given an adequate response :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: RN_Max on 29-11-2010, 12:11:06
I went on the FH2 Forum and found this:

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=12529.135

Quote from: extreme moderation
An Error Has Occurred!

The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.

Guess you had to be there ... I briefly found it strangely amusing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-11-2010, 20:11:34
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1171.snc4/154382_481500695968_631880968_6258417_3069059_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1197.snc4/154968_1598471375151_1637023333_1447036_1164049_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 30-11-2010, 00:11:06
a bit different prank call :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZy6ARqGC4&feature=fvw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-11-2010, 00:11:50
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/44055181_fdd3_367f0.jpg)

I'm back, baby! Computer's fixed!

(http://www.tvscoop.tv/futurama_bender.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-11-2010, 00:11:05


I'm back, baby! Computer's fixed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP2u6VURudU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-11-2010, 00:11:21


I'm back, baby! Computer's fixed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP2u6VURudU

I had a dream where my computer was broken, and I spent the week watching Stargate reruns! And you weren't there, and you weren't there, and you weren't there, too!  Oh, it's good to be home!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-11-2010, 01:11:36
You where gone a week? never noticed you even left...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-11-2010, 01:11:01
I don't think anyone noticed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-11-2010, 01:11:41
I love you guys.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: IrishReloaded on 30-11-2010, 08:11:01
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5223/cocainecat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 30-11-2010, 10:11:46
I noticed your absence and hoped it would be forever. Ah well, next time I should detonate the C4 charge when you are closer to the computer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 30-11-2010, 10:11:34
This sums up my morning fairly well.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-screw-you-guys.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-11-2010, 11:11:56
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5223/cocainecat.jpg)
HAHA +1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 30-11-2010, 17:11:26
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8656/hornoxecompicdump182053.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 30-11-2010, 20:11:28
Something that happened to my friend the other day.. I must admit, I laughed ^^

(http://i.imgur.com/PvHRT.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 30-11-2010, 21:11:47
DAYUM.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 30-11-2010, 21:11:43
That's what they get for driving a toyota.... ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-11-2010, 21:11:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEX9JC27eT8&feature=sub

A documentary about Bernard..Watch it because thats what she said
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 30-11-2010, 21:11:36
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5223/cocainecat.jpg)
HAHA +1
hahahahaha That made my day! I like the cocain photos..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 30-11-2010, 21:11:45
Kim Jong Il looking at things

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/page/1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 30-11-2010, 22:11:04
(http://up.picr.de/5755739.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-11-2010, 22:11:01
I see a challenge!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1222.snc4/155492_488006193712_837398712_5483621_7814985_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-11-2010, 23:11:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHz2A1HWBk

My god this guy is awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-12-2010, 00:12:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHz2A1HWBk

My god this guy is awesome
;D
Even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRCS5f8yPI&feature=related

Miracle on ice *pheewww* Gone!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-12-2010, 00:12:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHz2A1HWBk

My god this guy is awesome
;D
Even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRCS5f8yPI&feature=related

Miracle on ice *pheewww* Gone!
i so have to show this video to my best lesbian friend
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-12-2010, 00:12:50
Also (unrelated btw):
Kevin Bridges: brilliant comedian, almost as good as Frankie Boyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeyajsCZej8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-12-2010, 00:12:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBlYfTbA44

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 01-12-2010, 01:12:14
In pixel glory.
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/11/tyson.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 01-12-2010, 01:12:06
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/murdercitydevil/tumblr_lblngiWpi91qd9lrdo1_500_large.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 01-12-2010, 02:12:01
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/murdercitydevil/tumblr_lblngiWpi91qd9lrdo1_500_large.jpg)

LOL!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! Made my day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 01-12-2010, 04:12:45
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100803072308/callofduty/images/thumb/8/8e/RamirezDoEverything.jpg/365px-RamirezDoEverything.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-12-2010, 13:12:23
check out the name of the guy in the right picture....
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1225.snc4/155749_1483641447797_1136680395_1810405_4316420_n.jpg)

Also, golden oldie
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs737.ash1/163013_1488474655840_1353155091_31083676_498885_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-12-2010, 14:12:27

Also, golden oldie
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs737.ash1/163013_1488474655840_1353155091_31083676_498885_n.jpg)
What the HEEELLLL?


AGH Dats not the WAY ids DONE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 01-12-2010, 18:12:19
This is just pure epic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy6b_jPwXeU&feature=sub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 01-12-2010, 19:12:23
No board shall go without. 11/30/10 NEVA FORGET!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10BxYZqa1Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-12-2010, 19:12:18
you should see b, its all they are on about today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 01-12-2010, 20:12:22
you should see b, its all they are on about today.

rest in peace /b/ :-[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-12-2010, 21:12:06
badass.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/8/1/37181.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-12-2010, 21:12:51
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10002/karhupingviini.jpg)

Russian penguin.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-12-2010, 21:12:21
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/7/0/37070.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/3/6/37036.jpg?v=1)

And you can't forget Chinese Garfield porno.

http://www.newsfactor.com/story.xhtml?story_id=67472&full_skip=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 01-12-2010, 22:12:08
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10002/karhupingviini.jpg)

Russian penguin.
Wow, that is one awesome photoshop!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-12-2010, 22:12:38
I saw a Pakistani (or whatever not sure about origin but he had brown skin) licking off a "Stop" button at the bus today...Well not licking exactly more like kissing it...


So how does a Pakistani stop a bus??

Doing some oral on the Stop button...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-12-2010, 23:12:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmIzxO0-n4&feature=related

(http://67.228.194.3/~themaves/forums/Smileys/default/troll.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-12-2010, 23:12:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmIzxO0-n4&feature=related

(http://67.228.194.3/~themaves/forums/Smileys/default/troll.jpg)
Steel lion is credit to team!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 02-12-2010, 01:12:12
EPIC!  ;D
what else can i say?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-12-2010, 02:12:16
SHE PEERS INTO YOUR SOUL!  GOOD LUCK SLEEPING, KIDS!


(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/2/36652.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 02-12-2010, 02:12:53
badass.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/8/1/37181.jpg?v=1)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Not the mustachio... 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 02-12-2010, 05:12:34
SHE PEERS INTO YOUR SOUL!  GOOD LUCK SLEEPING, KIDS!


(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/2/36652.jpg?v=1)

HEY!!! That pic is from a cracked article, at least post the article first then the pic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-12-2010, 06:12:32
All warrior usually does is post Cracked photos.


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs577.ash2/149947_122639524467420_100001641198691_146343_4186143_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 02-12-2010, 06:12:00
Can you listen to the whole thing? :D

I'm almost done. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related)

I made it :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-12-2010, 09:12:31
Can you listen to the whole thing? :D

I'm almost done. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related)

I made it :D
i found a new meme

epic sax guy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-12-2010, 12:12:13
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=71693

You were saying?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 02-12-2010, 12:12:45
I hope this is not a re-post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6rdLhYgRM

Some of the world most conservatives went trendy (like 5 years ago).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-12-2010, 13:12:10
I hope this is not a re-post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6rdLhYgRM

Some of the world most conservatives went trendy (like 5 years ago).
hilarious!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 02-12-2010, 14:12:46
Can you listen to the whole thing? :D

I'm almost done. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related)

I made it :D
i found a new meme

epic sax guy

welcome after..

that thing went viral straight after the final ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 02-12-2010, 17:12:04
I don't think I can do this one though... :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8wD8fTBS8E&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8wD8fTBS8E&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 02-12-2010, 18:12:58
hahahaha:D

http://www.nrk.no/video/blottet_seg_pa_direkten/887B9B83A68819C7/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 02-12-2010, 18:12:39
That language! Hahaahahaha!

And then I saw someone jumping around.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-12-2010, 23:12:06
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/1080921/loves-england-hates-england.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=americabritain)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-12-2010, 23:12:09
(http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/humor/motivational/february/motivational-poster-mac-users-market.jpg)
(http://www.tovx.com/Motivational%20Posters/cars/poster79351488.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 03-12-2010, 01:12:00
Can you listen to the whole thing? :D

I'm almost done. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4&feature=related)

I made it :D

Funny!

Btw I'm doing the lights for these guys. The show is tomorrow and Saturday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wt0r9X1mRk

In case you ask... Yes my ears are bleeding.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-12-2010, 01:12:58
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/8d9b92b3-7ca5-4307-8ae5-210bbcb198fd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 03-12-2010, 03:12:15
(http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/humor/motivational/february/motivational-poster-mac-users-market.jpg)

Despite how much I think of Apple to be sooo metrosexual and un-manly, the fact that their "fancified" simple products sell very well on the market is still pretty much a slap on the face for armchair-masculine-computer-geeks society.

We can argue that the market could be full of stupid hippies and tech-savvy wannabes with too much money to spend on pointless stuffs. But when Jobs slapped a bunch of Ben Franklin bills on your face, it still hurts, even for the manliest of the manly geeks.

What's more, the wall street fat cats and their investor buddies still love their sudden stock price jump and praised their stories a lot. I hope the meme somehow lives on before another company emerged and kicked the fancy computers right on their butt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 03-12-2010, 03:12:21
Quote

Funny!

Btw I'm doing the lights for these guys. The show is tomorrow and Saturday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wt0r9X1mRk

In case you ask... Yes my ears are bleeding.  :-\
The epic sax guy for 57 minutes isn't anything compared to this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3alA2_RZZY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3alA2_RZZY&feature=related)
I have yet to listen to all of that one.


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 03-12-2010, 09:12:59
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lco01fEbN21qzrlhgo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-12-2010, 10:12:38
Too soon..

But still LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 03-12-2010, 12:12:00
(http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/7679/picdump101203017.jpg)
(btw those are russian right ?)

and just because i am getting much into SC2 competitive play(only watching it)
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7873/picdump101203038.jpg)

and one last one
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2237/picdump101203067.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 03-12-2010, 12:12:39
NI!
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/knights_who_say_ni.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 03-12-2010, 13:12:40
(http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/7679/picdump101203017.jpg)
(btw those are russian right ?)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

fuck yeah XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GuinNess on 03-12-2010, 13:12:54
NI!
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/knights_who_say_ni.jpg)

Amazing!! I want that costume too  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 03-12-2010, 17:12:39
lol'd at this  :P
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m44611/767472145.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 03-12-2010, 23:12:11
After I did the Epic sax guy for 57 minutes I did the inception horn for 57 minutes, now I'm trying this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbrGwzm9dl8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbrGwzm9dl8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-12-2010, 01:12:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opbOuSJsyWk&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opbOuSJsyWk&feature=related)

Because of the top rated comment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jimi Hendrix on 04-12-2010, 04:12:10
Three women – a German, a Jew and a polack – all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time.

 The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn’t tell which baby belonged to which mother.

After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem.

He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, “Heil Hitler!”

The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it’s pants and the polish baby played in it!


 :P

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 04-12-2010, 04:12:48
I don't get it.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-12-2010, 04:12:59
(http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/beforetheinternet.jpg)
(http://satellitesolarsystems.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/the-internet.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/15270c6c-5d38-468d-a740-5fd3823a99e6.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/983b074a-b20e-45c6-b1d5-828042932218.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 04-12-2010, 05:12:45
I found this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSf_s3lXfVc&feature=related

Then this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltyaGwws-I&feature=related

And then bested both of them with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm088pGuCOE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jimi Hendrix on 04-12-2010, 06:12:09
 VonMudra, if you cant figure out why that joke is funny, then you dont need to laugh....

....and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going,


 :-*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-12-2010, 21:12:56
A website with a collection of old advertisements. Some people would call these "discriminating" is today's terms for some strange reason.

http://planetoddity.com/shocking-sexism-vintage-ads/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-12-2010, 21:12:38
Yeah, I wonder why.


...

 ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-12-2010, 21:12:02
VonMudra, if you cant figure out why that joke is funny, then you dont need to laugh....

....and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going, and I don't blink, and I just keep going,and I don't don't blink, and I keep on going,


 :-*
sorry to say this but that joke wassent funny at All
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 04-12-2010, 21:12:42
A website with a collection of old advertisements. Some people would call these "discriminating" is today's terms for some strange reason.

http://planetoddity.com/shocking-sexism-vintage-ads/

Once more i recognize that i live in the wrong time...of course just because i really like the clothes they were wearing these days!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 04-12-2010, 22:12:53
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it’s pants and the polish baby played in it!

The image of a 'polish baby playing in shit' is rather new to me. That is no stereotype here in my country. Just to squeeze something out of it - where are you from?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 04-12-2010, 22:12:28
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it’s pants and the polish baby played in it!

The image of a 'polish baby playing in shit' is rather new to me. That is no stereotype here in my country. Just to squeeze something out of it - where are you from?

The land of tasteless 'jokes'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 04-12-2010, 23:12:51
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it’s pants and the polish baby played in it!

The image of a 'polish baby playing in shit' is rather new to me. That is no stereotype here in my country. Just to squeeze something out of it - where are you from?

Here either...thus my not getting it....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 04-12-2010, 23:12:35
Maybe its some sort of weird reference to the warsaw ghetto.

Horrible joke, nevertheless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 04-12-2010, 23:12:25
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/Jesuschristitsalion2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-12-2010, 23:12:01
(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135262113111.gif)
"Go Finland!" "Finland, Finland!" "Go Finland, go!" "Yeah! Finland!"


"Just piss off already!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 04-12-2010, 23:12:36
You yes you you you! The you who do what none can do!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjy8qFYzjNA#t=0m38s



What a delightful song.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 04-12-2010, 23:12:51
Medieval 2 prebattle general speech  ;D.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcLxq-6Ny4o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 05-12-2010, 01:12:26
Medieval 2 prebattle general speech  ;D.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcLxq-6Ny4o
Damn ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-12-2010, 03:12:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TRx7WDAt8&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 05-12-2010, 04:12:36
Duke Nukem is awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxWZupHWkc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-12-2010, 12:12:17
Duke Nukem is awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxWZupHWkc
a golden classic +1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wgSDTABf1I&feature=related
this is very good very well synced
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 05-12-2010, 12:12:16
I enjoy the darth vader one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaaM7dGZQ0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 05-12-2010, 14:12:57
(http://images.geeknative.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/walken-mordor.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 05-12-2010, 15:12:36
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/998614351_Qx65i-L.jpg)
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1008605098_C3d43-L.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-12-2010, 18:12:22
Awesome song is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEIYCUTZ3p4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-12-2010, 21:12:31
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/89ce1baa-da9a-4e0d-a1f4-93a69ba4c061.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-12-2010, 23:12:42
Was this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNtspBhwfwM&) posted yet?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-12-2010, 00:12:27
TF2 and gmod humor is so fucked up ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-12-2010, 00:12:49
Bollocks. That video is dog's bollocks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-12-2010, 02:12:29
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/NKorea_Facebook.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-12-2010, 22:12:50
Read these in order for full effect:

C&H 2195 (http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/hatoff.png)
C&H 2205 (http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/hatoffPart2.png)
C&H 2209 (http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/hatoffPart3.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 07-12-2010, 06:12:24
"Tron is a true story based on actual events in my bedroom in the late 80's. Just try daisy-chaining your ColecoVision to a Commodore 64 and I dare you to see what happens."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-12-2010, 11:12:59
Simple, isnt it?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1224.snc4/155693_1704519343069_1540561276_31701608_5348959_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs380.ash2/65808_123204394408844_100001578515432_145121_3941825_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1174.snc4/154602_1609246224267_1029541653_1694602_4312364_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs694.snc4/63417_494091529872_654779872_5664911_248283_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs596.ash2/154824_1704518343044_1540561276_31701606_2458630_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs608.ash2/156036_1352021461208_1851544478_643422_7044095_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 07-12-2010, 12:12:16
Alot of your so called "Jokes" are not funny and just in poor taste
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-12-2010, 12:12:44
Alot of your so called "Jokes" are not funny and just in poor taste
That's what I've been saying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-12-2010, 12:12:11
Alot of your so called "Jokes" are not funny and just in poor taste
That's what I've been saying.

I know, but a lot of people here will find them extremely funny. I try to take "jokes" from an angle as wide as possible so everybody is happy.

And the first "gingers" joke is funny, don't you think?

My type of humor is the third picture :) Dry as a bone.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-12-2010, 12:12:29
I always like 1 one your pictures, the rest i dont care bout.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-his-leg-stuck-in-machine-1963076 (http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-his-leg-stuck-in-machine-1963076)

This could have gone so much more wrong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-12-2010, 12:12:25
Last one might be rude and inappropriate, it is damn funny  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 07-12-2010, 13:12:16
But it contains a swastika, which is still not allowed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-12-2010, 13:12:26
Ooh, it did. It also has SS runes, sorry, but we can still link to it then don't we? So breaking the img code would have been enough instead of a full delete.


Yaay, 2K posts!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-12-2010, 13:12:12
This could have gone so much more wrong.

That's just plain stupid. That guy deserves to get his leg ripped of and then to be beaten by his dad with it.
Who lets such primates get close to a machine?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 07-12-2010, 13:12:33
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/muhammed_humon_comic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 07-12-2010, 15:12:37
Simple, isnt it?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1224.snc4/155693_1704519343069_1540561276_31701608_5348959_n.jpg)

Gingers?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-12-2010, 15:12:24
Correct, as stated by myself a few posts ago. And if you make it ginger it is not offensive to anyone.

I always like 1 one your pictures, the rest i dont care bout.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-his-leg-stuck-in-machine-1963076 (http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-his-leg-stuck-in-machine-1963076)

This could have gone so much more wrong.

Indeed, and if it did i hope the teacher will not get into trouble, and the idiot loosing a body part won't get any insurance fee due to stupidity.
I mean, at what time did this seem like a good idea to any normal person?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-12-2010, 16:12:47
Ooh, it did. It also has SS runes, sorry, but we can still link to it then don't we? So breaking the img code would have been enough instead of a full delete.


Yaay, 2K posts!
Censor it in paint and re-upload!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-12-2010, 18:12:59
Super long image, clicky (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/301/bd805f2b19880904.jpg)
Apps for Lemmings (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3685/6323850681851871.jpg)
"Mini" Wheelchair (http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Minigun-Wheelchair-1.jpg)
Sleep well (http://a.imagehost.org/0568/Pleasant_Dreams.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 07-12-2010, 18:12:43
Super long image, clicky (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/301/bd805f2b19880904.jpg)
This is almost as awesome (only almost, because it's advertised as XXX but really isn't, the second girl is not present, and Mountain Dew is disgusting) as the official music video of the rave version of the game music:
Westbam - Wizards of the Sonic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=868EQIqiHbg)
Another proof that music and music videos were better in the '90s 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-12-2010, 21:12:37
(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs27/PRE/i/2008/145/5/b/Blimey__by_AngusMcLeod.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-12-2010, 22:12:58
A greek soldier did that during the italian-greek war

He was out of bullets, and just trew his Mannlicher-schoenaur like a SPEAR into an attacker

DIS is SPARTA!

(http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/prinzeugen1990/this-is-sparta-71.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 07-12-2010, 22:12:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oziR4ta5SQ0&feature=player_embedded
fresh outta google translator
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-12-2010, 22:12:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oziR4ta5SQ0&feature=player_embedded
fresh outta google translator
HAHAHA

HEIL heil!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-12-2010, 22:12:59
A greek soldier did that during the italian-greek war

He was out of bullets, and just trew his Mannlicher-schoenaur like a SPEAR into an attacker

DIS is SPARTA!

During the winter war, a Finnish soldier destroyed a T-38 tank with a crowbar.

This is Black Mesa Finland!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-12-2010, 00:12:36
Shameless double post.

Graham Norton, Eddie Izzard and Harry Shearer. Hilarity ensured.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBUnondGac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38N3FoyvNzA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 08-12-2010, 10:12:12
This guy is doing it right:

http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Unter-die-Kleider-der-Hochzeitsgaeste-schauen-17731.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-12-2010, 11:12:26
A greek soldier did that during the italian-greek war

He was out of bullets, and just trew his Mannlicher-schoenaur like a SPEAR into an attacker

DIS is SPARTA!

During the winter war, a Finnish soldier destroyed a T-38 tank with a crowbar.

This is Black Mesa Finland!
How did he do that?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-12-2010, 11:12:10
Well, T-38 was one of those small silly amphibious tanks. It doesn't take much to disable it ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 08-12-2010, 11:12:49
You could disable most Russian tanks from those days just by driving them a mile.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-12-2010, 12:12:50
You could disable most Russian tanks from those days just by driving them a mile.
Untill Mikhail Koshkin designed a tank wich he drove from moscow to the mannerheim line and back

without breaking a single part


and killing himself
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 08-12-2010, 12:12:26
..and killing himself
As a Soviet inspector I would still doubt that tank. Yes, it did make it all the way without breaking but the driver... died.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 08-12-2010, 13:12:36
..and killing himself
As a Soviet inspector I would still doubt that tank. Yes, it did make it all the way without breaking but the driver... died.

As a proper Soviet Inspector I would say this represented the greatest tank design ever!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 08-12-2010, 14:12:45
What? As in "Sir, 10th Armoured Division has captured Kharkov, congratulations. However, all of them died spontaneously so we need 10,000 new crewman." That does not work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-12-2010, 14:12:39
Why am i getting a deza-vu reading what Theta and lighting have wrote??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-12-2010, 14:12:30
an angry beaver spotted is his natural habitat
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9997/myfunlinkpicdump15616.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-12-2010, 15:12:02
an angry beaver spotted is his natural habitat
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9997/myfunlinkpicdump15616.jpg)


"Fockin trees!"  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 08-12-2010, 15:12:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rJAtPNYQ30&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rJAtPNYQ30&feature=player_embedded)

Bwahaha  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-12-2010, 20:12:22
Made this mah self

(http://s4.postimage.org/5m2bkktg/Greeks_Forever_Alone.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/5m2bkktg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 08-12-2010, 20:12:22
Made this mah self

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-12-2010, 22:12:19
Made this mah self


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png)

Had to do it sorry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 08-12-2010, 22:12:01
You're not alone Bouras, YOU HAZ YOUR NEIGHBOR <3

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/48.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 09-12-2010, 00:12:54
'Meanwhile' compilation

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3893/meanwhile.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-12-2010, 00:12:13
Aww, you forgot


(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2528/michiganmeanwhile2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 09-12-2010, 00:12:11
an angry beaver spotted is his natural habitat
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9997/myfunlinkpicdump15616.jpg)


hurrr durrrrr  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 09-12-2010, 00:12:05
Aww, you forgot


(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2528/michiganmeanwhile2.jpg)

Michigan needs to stop dividing by zer-

*Universe explodes*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 09-12-2010, 01:12:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIYJDVT7eCM

and on the subject of dividing by zero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HxqxbbgmiA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 09-12-2010, 01:12:13
probably a re-post, but still:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwK3vFGJp0

Check the top rated comments and pause at 3:15

Trollface much?

(http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/thumbs/troll_icons_2_28891_7697_thumb.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 09-12-2010, 02:12:49
(http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/thumbs/troll_icons_2_28891_7697_thumb.png)
(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8908/troolsmiley24.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-12-2010, 03:12:55
One of my favorite pbf's.

(http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF033-Deer_Laser_Eye.jpg)


pro-skub (http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/thumbs/troll_icons_2_28891_7697_thumb.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 09-12-2010, 05:12:53
What? As in "Sir, 10th Armoured Division has captured Kharkov, congratulations. However, all of them died spontaneously so we need 10,000 new crewman." That does not work.
Your new to the Soviet Army, the Crew is ALWAYS replaceable.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-12-2010, 06:12:27
Today = Weird Japan stuff day?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 09-12-2010, 09:12:57
Today = Weird Japan stuff day?

Yup.

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/WTF_japan.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-12-2010, 12:12:58
I have a little suggestion, lets make this Sunday a repost Sunday where you make a post with the most funny pictures you ever saw and you don't have to feel bad if it has been posted here before. Just a day where everybody posts there most funny pictures for the rest of us to enjoy.

It will be fun :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 09-12-2010, 12:12:10
When I landed on Schiphol airport and left the gate I came across this sandwich bar:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/2ekni2o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 09-12-2010, 13:12:19
I recognized that Schiphol! I'll be there the 21st of december for 5 hours. I think I even went to that place for lunch...haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 09-12-2010, 16:12:04
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/tsa.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 09-12-2010, 16:12:01
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/tsa.jpg)
Haha yeah that pretty much sums it up right there!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-12-2010, 22:12:38
(http://www.xippas.com/i/artistes/gallery/philippe_ramette/pra03_23a.jpg)

(http://www.xippas.com/i/artistes/gallery/philippe_ramette/pra06_18a.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 09-12-2010, 23:12:50
(http://www.xippas.com/i/artistes/gallery/philippe_ramette/pra03_23a.jpg)

(http://www.xippas.com/i/artistes/gallery/philippe_ramette/pra06_18a.jpg)



DAMN YOU!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-12-2010, 23:12:24
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/tsa.jpg)
Haha yeah that pretty much sums it up right there!
i bloody hell laughed with this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 10-12-2010, 02:12:38
Could be kind of funny if it wasn't written by a Pole with google translator.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 10-12-2010, 02:12:56
No swastikas please.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-12-2010, 02:12:16
ah, sorry, I thought it counted as art, but I'll fix them.

(http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/7383/nofuckingswastikas.jpg)

(http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/2456/nofuckingswazis.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 10-12-2010, 09:12:20
Worst polandball ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2010, 11:12:50
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/703/1291975763311.jpg)


Admiral ackbar what do you think?
(http://www.ackbar.org/images/ackbar.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 10-12-2010, 12:12:07
Silly japs with their silly sex dolls  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2010, 12:12:08
Silly japs with their silly sex dolls  :o
indeed
ITS A TRAP
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 10-12-2010, 13:12:59
Silly japs with their silly sex dolls  :o
indeed
ITS A TRAP

no!

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7886/itsatarp.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-12-2010, 14:12:49
that is a doll?? DAMN they are gewd!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2010, 14:12:17
that is a doll?? DAMN they are gewd!!
and pathethic
and sick
and crazy in there heads
and desperate

aka japanese men
Thats why we must go to japan and save all the females. All the men fall for plastic dolls.We have to take care of the woman

Anyway
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/62740b45_3540_b7ff0.jpg)
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/295/1/f/troll_physics_by_audeame-d319idu.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 10-12-2010, 15:12:22
An Irishman abroad tells it like it is !! :-) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koY6kXhQDQo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-12-2010, 16:12:46
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/703/1291975763311.jpg)
Finland lead the way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3tGvuQyVA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-12-2010, 16:12:10
Worst polandball ever.

More like, BEST :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 10-12-2010, 17:12:52
That doll really is quite detailed and lifelike... those things seemed to have evolved quite a bit since I first saw them on he web.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 10-12-2010, 17:12:22
Worst polandball ever.
The above quote sums up quite nicely why polandballs are made ;D

Silly japs with their silly sex dolls  :o
That inanimate mute thing is SO last century. This - more suitably attired, of course - is the shape of things to come:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFVlzUAZkHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5EuGFJmQ0

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 10-12-2010, 18:12:20
Worst polandball ever.
The above quote sums up quite nicely why polandballs are made ;D

It's not that it annoys me. It's just not funneh like others. I ROFL'ed when I saw "polandball cannot into space". This one is made by a Polish guy with exaggerated (just like it's taught in schools) sense of history.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-12-2010, 21:12:55
that is a doll?? DAMN they are gewd!!
and pathethic
and sick
and crazy in there heads
and desperate

aka japanese men


Eh ,everybody's got their own thing.  It may not always be the norm, but it's not our place to judge.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2010, 21:12:03
Time for belgiumball

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/811/1256075553356.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6352/1256076038338.jpg)
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5013/1256076794156.png)
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8224/1256077524005.jpg)
Us belgians will get that part ^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 10-12-2010, 21:12:24
Eh ,everybody's got their own thing.  It may not always be the norm, but it's not our place to judge.

Yes it is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-12-2010, 21:12:59
Eh ,everybody's got their own thing.  It may not always be the norm, but it's not our place to judge.

Yes it is.

And what gives you this right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 10-12-2010, 21:12:13
And what gives you this right?

Because it is Japanese sex dolls!  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 10-12-2010, 22:12:19
Because it is Japanese sex dolls!  ;)

Japan its a weird place, where they watch hentai as morning cartoons. The children are trained to be loners and marry with pillows. They make the 99% of sex toys and try to have sex with octopus...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-12-2010, 22:12:48
Do you want me to post the Vice Guide To Sex - Japan episode? It's got some nice on-set reportage on the Japanese eel porn industry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 10-12-2010, 22:12:24
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/un/czw/30od/260722/768861338.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-12-2010, 22:12:52
An Irishman abroad tells it like it is !! :-) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koY6kXhQDQo)
and he's entirely right!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2010, 23:12:25
Because it is Japanese sex dolls!  ;)

Japan its a weird place, where they watch hentai as morning cartoons. The children are trained to be loners and marry with pillows. They make the 99% of sex toys and try to have sex with octopus...
Not to mention the weirdest frakking shit of them all=
Loli
SERIOUSLY in japan child porn is illegal, like any normal country, But DRAWED child porn is NOT!
AND they sell it just in any REGULAR comic book store
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 10-12-2010, 23:12:45
Because it is Japanese sex dolls!  ;)

Japan its a weird place, where they watch hentai as morning cartoons. The children are trained to be loners and marry with pillows. They make the 99% of sex toys and try to have sex with octopus...
Not to mention the weirdest frakking shit of them all=
Loli
SERIOUSLY in japan child porn is illegal, like any normal country, But DRAWED child porn is NOT!
AND they sell it just in any REGULAR comic book store

And normal in normal porn they must cencor genitals.   ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-12-2010, 23:12:11
Because it is Japanese sex dolls!  ;)

Japan its a weird place, where they watch hentai as morning cartoons. The children are trained to be loners and marry with pillows. They make the 99% of sex toys and try to have sex with octopus...
Not to mention the weirdest frakking shit of them all=
Loli
SERIOUSLY in japan child porn is illegal, like any normal country, But DRAWED child porn is NOT!
AND they sell it just in any REGULAR comic book store

And normal in normal porn they must cencor genitals.   ::)
But only pixelate it so you can see exactly what's going on anyway.


Or so they tell me......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-12-2010, 23:12:54
http://www.cracked.com/article_18925_20-films-in-under-minute-3.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 10-12-2010, 23:12:35
Or so they tell me......
 ;D

Well let's just be happy to live in europe and let's watch some quality, uhm, teletubbies!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-fFZdw_Mf0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-12-2010, 23:12:22
http://www.cracked.com/article_16981_20-movies-in-minute-flat.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_18730_20-hilarious-movies-that-take-minute-total-to-watch.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-12-2010, 08:12:22
Dad I shells SK and kill ppl!

OMG,

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/077/173/original/il-am-disappoint.png?1287017393)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 11-12-2010, 13:12:34
Lego Antikythera Mechanism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk) 2000+ old technology, mind boggling!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-12-2010, 16:12:05
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3737/strangelove2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 11-12-2010, 20:12:49
Petrol Bomber Runs Into Lamppost  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf-dtsi1UDU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-12-2010, 23:12:07
Yaay, forums back!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs837.snc4/69767_1700056817822_1129958122_31888063_244137_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs739.ash1/163100_1643050309378_1030446556_31732419_5974826_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs012.snc6/166271_1666720101811_1051530278_2629565_2888160_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1358.snc4/163082_485259759216_677029216_5782073_1882443_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 18-12-2010, 23:12:26
YAY we are back!  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-12-2010, 00:12:01
remeber that japanese cartoon i saw.. in wich bisexual young girls age 14-20+ have no pants and are in there underwear and have propellors on there legs and they fly and they use WW2 aircraft and infantry weapons and magic to fight aliens in 1940's?

I saw something called OVA... where they go over each weapon each of those witches fly
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7710/boysrifle.jpg)

so there i was viewing....a cartoon where young girls with no pants are explaining there weapons and discussing, from everything to caliber and such

I still cannot believe this...

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-12-2010, 00:12:15
I know i will regret asking this



What is its name?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-12-2010, 00:12:25
I know i will regret asking this



What is its name?
strike witches
Go watch it. And shiver

Corvax liked it though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-12-2010, 00:12:37
Were do you watch it? I searched Animefreak but niet...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 19-12-2010, 01:12:12
Were do you watch it? I searched Animefreak but niet...
Shiver me timbers, laddie, the treasure be at the bay of us pirates! Yo-ho-ho and a torrent of Strike Witches S01-02!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 19-12-2010, 01:12:20
I'm still to hesitant to even look it up, and this is coming from somebody who goes on anime binges every few weeks.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-12-2010, 01:12:35
Were do you watch it? I searched Animefreak but niet...
Shiver me timbers, laddie, the treasure be at the bay of us pirates! Yo-ho-ho and a torrent of Strike Witches S01-02!

Thank' ye me pirate fella may you never walk thay plank!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 19-12-2010, 02:12:48
Were do you watch it? I searched Animefreak but niet...
Youtube.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 19-12-2010, 03:12:25
http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Seinen-Gegner-zu-Boden-reissen-17837.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 19-12-2010, 16:12:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl4NlA97GeQ

wikileaks rap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 19-12-2010, 17:12:09
Thank you slaves, for all your hard work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhu4T_vwxIU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-12-2010, 18:12:40
really addicting game:
http://armorgames.com/play/6121/endless-war-defense

"Hello, I'm BasilMarceaux.com."
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81048386/

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/avatar_english_on-white.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-12-2010, 22:12:57
Meanwhile in antwerp
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1384.snc4/163622_1459826907853_1598844465_30962230_7713309_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-12-2010, 23:12:09
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-great-toilet-paper-debate

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/santa3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-12-2010, 02:12:08
One of the first things you've posted that I've enjoyed warrior.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-12-2010, 17:12:10
Christmas special  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 20-12-2010, 17:12:18
LOL
that shit is awesome xD
Gotta learn that, for the parties xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 20-12-2010, 17:12:12
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/1_when_you_see_it.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 20-12-2010, 18:12:31
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/1_when_you_see_it.gif)

Where to send the bill for removal of certain brown stains?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 20-12-2010, 18:12:28
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/1_when_you_see_it.gif)

Where to send the bill for removal of certain brown stains?

i was able to hear my sister scream across the house ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-12-2010, 18:12:47
Noticed that it's a .gif --> obvious scary picture is obvious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 20-12-2010, 18:12:09
Noticed that it's a .gif --> obvious scary picture is obvious.


(http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/157/original/Atrapitis.gif?1240007111)

And I think its been reposted at least 3 times now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 20-12-2010, 18:12:24


lol'd at this sketch  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-12-2010, 20:12:36
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8n/77/azvb/63603/771211912.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-12-2010, 21:12:51
Something i made after noticing it in Dragon Ball Z

(http://s3.postimage.org/57fd4nl8u/Dragon_Ball_Z_funny.png)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-12-2010, 21:12:18
Something i made after noticing it in Dragon Ball Z

(http://s3.postimage.org/57fd4nl8u/Dragon_Ball_Z_funny.png)


doesnt work
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-12-2010, 21:12:27
Something i made after noticing it in Dragon Ball Z

(http://s3.postimage.org/57fd4nl8u/Dragon_Ball_Z_funny.png)

(http://www.nuk3.com/gallery/images/comedy/full/108.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 20-12-2010, 21:12:03
Something i made after noticing it in Dragon Ball Z

(http://s3.postimage.org/57fd4nl8u/Dragon_Ball_Z_funny.png)



Looks like greece's economy - broken

(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 20-12-2010, 21:12:27
^^ ALLAH BE PRAISED

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/omfgcatlaptop.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-12-2010, 21:12:39
Well i can see it  :-\

New try:

(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9404/dragonballzfunny.png)


Screw Allah this is teh Internets magic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 20-12-2010, 21:12:17
Hey Bo-Bo Merry Christmas <3

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/3076359724.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-12-2010, 21:12:16
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2ejdP2MCuUs/TA8Ta8souPI/AAAAAAAADQ4/LYkxY_52SIM/s1600/troll+alert.jpg)


(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KJ0bMHqtA15LXM:http://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/20944/383332/t/3594053-Even-Turkey-has-Funny-English-0.jpg&t=1)

Well you have your Doner banks...When we make Souvlaki ones our economy will be more stable.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 20-12-2010, 21:12:50
Export feta my man.

For the motherland!
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/2my20k2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-12-2010, 22:12:43
After the Tractors blocked all ports we tried to use a Turkish airline but....


(http://www.airlinepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/turkish-airlines-fail.jpg)

Feta became liquid cheese....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 20-12-2010, 22:12:20
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/locke456/R9XhYfOZ-wI/AAAAAAAACgE/-QS8gMmoDmo/SovietMordor.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 20-12-2010, 22:12:05
After the Tractors blocked all ports we tried to use a Turkish airline but....


(http://www.airlinepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/turkish-airlines-fail.jpg)

Feta became liquid cheese....

LMFAO Bouras that had me lol'ing for a while. I'd cry but I cant spare the fluids

Something only YOU shall understand <3
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Aircraft/1245496762.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-12-2010, 22:12:31
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KFe3FvezW60yXM:http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq117/kreta101/CaptureFFF.jpg&t=1)

;) Well you piss off quite fast though and our boy's can't have their fun ;)


(by the way this conversation belongs to a merging between "i pwn you thread" and "i went on the internet...")
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 20-12-2010, 22:12:50
Piss off fast? We've settled quite nicely Bo-Bo :D
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/spppper1ii3.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-12-2010, 22:12:50
(http://nationalpride.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/turkey.jpg?w=650&h=312)

Well seems that one of your guys got overexcited and even bombed his own base...Don't think these guys could pose a lot of threat now would they?

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_5Y4nWDsZYro/SDlJCZ6fIeI/AAAAAAAACVE/cpjyPmPwCqc/s400/dogfight.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-12-2010, 22:12:48
boys, boys, please...can we all agree that Alexander the Great was actually Macedonian and Turkey is the true master of the Balkans anyway?  Besides, it doesn't matter, since the world is ending is twelve minutes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-12-2010, 22:12:23
Both of your countries own

Both of your countries are trolls aswel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 20-12-2010, 23:12:52
(http://i.imgur.com/NlUVU.gif)

rofl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-12-2010, 23:12:46
Epic  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-12-2010, 23:12:13
It won't play.  :-[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 20-12-2010, 23:12:25
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=77108&c=11

Sexy christmas surprise  ;) I didn't find it on youtube so you have to bare this awesome finnish site instead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-12-2010, 23:12:05
Predictable........
i knew what was going to happen so no surprise there  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-12-2010, 23:12:09
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/depressingcomic3.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-12-2010, 23:12:23
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc8wnf9CHQ1qehfnho1_500.png)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcc6kpA4Zb1qf44ulo1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc8yyylLfG1qehfnho1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc8wrwJiH71qehfnho1_500.png)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbovx833Wh1qao52vo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-12-2010, 03:12:27
I know i will regret asking this



What is its name?
strike witches
Go watch it. And shiver

Corvax liked it though.


Off to the Lands of Youtube I go, I doubt i'll return alive. Wish me luck  :-X

Someone PM me a link to the first EP.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-12-2010, 11:12:01
I know i will regret asking this



What is its name?
strike witches
Go watch it. And shiver

Corvax liked it though.


Off to the Lands of Youtube I go, I doubt i'll return alive. Wish me luck  :-X

Someone PM me a link to the first EP.
check PM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-12-2010, 12:12:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8


hey it works! I lost more than 10 minutes watching the whole DVD!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 21-12-2010, 22:12:58
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4015/smygarkatten.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 21-12-2010, 22:12:54
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4015/smygarkatten.jpg)
(http://washingtonbus.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mindblown.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 21-12-2010, 23:12:49
Thats what my cat looks like! But she does have 4 legs, just no ears.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-12-2010, 00:12:41
(http://renne.ro/wp-content/uploads/4chan-chimie-fizica.jpg)
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8351/1237805227302.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 22-12-2010, 17:12:00
(http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=146265&d=1293012142)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-12-2010, 17:12:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpnEpeEaak&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm3XnJe9-j8&feature=related

Wait WHAT?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-12-2010, 05:12:19
(http://www.klast.net/bond/images/connery99.jpg)
"So a seal walks into a club..."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-12-2010, 10:12:40
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/tl/bqj/nkgz/48218/649622254.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-12-2010, 11:12:44
Sean Connery is a god!  ;D




This can only happen on Fox&Friends... ^^
(http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Holocaust-Winner.png)


Oh and something to think about when buying Christmas presents:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/cheapest-toy-roundup-the-alldollarstore-edition,49289/2/

(http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/49289/cheapesttoys10_M_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-12-2010, 16:12:00
(http://teachgreen.net/images/booby.jpg)

Lol.

(http://img.earthshots.org/2008/600/074.jpg)

Hahahahaha.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 23-12-2010, 18:12:39
The Cynical Brit delivers, again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rggFlBsqalw  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 23-12-2010, 19:12:27
Wrong thread, my bad.

Move along
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 24-12-2010, 00:12:47
http://www.3hourfail.com/

epic 3 hours!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 24-12-2010, 01:12:04
North Korean art!

(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3019/pic025y.jpg)

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/4441/pic020k.jpg)

(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/7684/pic012z.jpg)

(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6708/pic006la.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-12-2010, 12:12:16
Well, those paintings are getting in the good direction (subject wise)

Lets take another dump here  ;D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs403.ash2/68101_1740981241801_1156788380_1941643_5461804_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs352.ash2/63217_1579800087983_1025087622_1280513_81953_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs006.snc6/165617_1579799367965_1025087622_1280511_5560970_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs069.snc4/34822_489538793306_790313306_5768932_6968479_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1140.snc4/148260_1726080321903_1535265324_1792405_4828155_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs011.snc6/166097_10150371268875160_708455159_16557261_5662461_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1391.snc4/164369_1362156432763_1797162262_673077_7759691_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs560.ash2/148213_1579174752350_1025087622_1279801_6529013_n.jpg)

(http://l18.sphotos.l3.fbcdn.net/hphotos-l3-snc4/hs433.snc4/47627_1778309102269_1375627081_1922540_2015983_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1337.snc4/162974_1683016469192_1051002914_31881483_2289760_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1373.snc4/164559_1758620608328_1323412709_1927656_4347962_n.jpg)

WTF :D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs933.snc4/74616_1746123741671_1496106516_31816893_5170089_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1235.snc4/156773_1242262072171_1697926530_456438_6952663_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs766.ash1/165746_1772316193652_1411698293_31892788_8174044_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1387.snc4/163922_2681546836967_1205202596_101169822_4267297_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1392.snc4/164487_1576831893780_1025087622_1275585_4307568_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs085.snc4/35630_1576831493770_1025087622_1275583_2089518_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs692.snc4/63283_1703574143390_1059079934_1954991_5703055_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1394.snc4/164651_1703523102114_1059079934_1954825_214232_n.jpg)

Read from right to left.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1217.snc4/156964_1703496141440_1059079934_1954752_6511576_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs002.snc6/165251_1756713800659_1323412709_1924915_6884990_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1337.snc4/162910_2681183107874_1205202596_101169451_2584617_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs692.snc4/63253_1732168312411_1484635698_1779720_4537919_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs404.ash2/68247_1770359420308_1278913549_2001876_1634025_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1394.snc4/164624_1575724706101_1025087622_1273012_2982624_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1337.snc4/162967_10150368477720160_708455159_16506367_3782994_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs761.ash1/165233_1645150961893_1030446556_31739262_1158966_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1369.snc4/164101_1700099818897_1129958122_31888103_5130399_n.jpg)

I hope everyone now had at least 1 laugh.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-12-2010, 13:12:54
those where all great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 24-12-2010, 13:12:09
Very nice post siben!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: McCloskey on 24-12-2010, 14:12:40
That was freaking hilarious man :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 24-12-2010, 15:12:18
Not really funny, but breathtaking video of rc plane with cam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9L4phs1owA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9L4phs1owA)
watch in 720p and fullscreen !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 24-12-2010, 16:12:24
Not really funny, but breathtaking video of rc plane with cam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9L4phs1owA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9L4phs1owA)
watch in 720p and fullscreen !


Truckchampionships comment sums it up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-12-2010, 16:12:41
Last one is so real, I bet the Sun does that on purpose.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-12-2010, 18:12:42
(http://www.piclol.net/files/bfnznw.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VJpo_r-vQeQ/SerWcgp4QKI/AAAAAAAABow/c4ZsAG-fWto/s320/evil+cat+found+wormhole.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 24-12-2010, 18:12:34
^ Remind me to never do drugs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 24-12-2010, 19:12:21
^ Remind me to never do drugs.
Never do drugs Erich.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 25-12-2010, 03:12:06
Christmas Tags:
(http://i.imgur.com/ASBNS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 25-12-2010, 10:12:36
Wow. That sucked.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 25-12-2010, 12:12:22
Wtf, Sieben? Did I just see the best post in this thread?

GJ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-12-2010, 22:12:02
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1334.snc4/162673_1647021890294_1079314919_31682746_7934119_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs029.snc4/33821_1778559105295_1278913549_2023485_820124_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs023.snc6/165378_484354024266_573309266_5671431_295029_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1360.snc4/163263_488313099509_727264509_5745627_81001_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-12-2010, 13:12:16

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs069.snc4/34822_489538793306_790313306_5768932_6968479_n.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHcjXlS7Cnk

dum dum dum dum

dumb dumb dumb dumb!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 28-12-2010, 11:12:17
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2964/800xn.jpg)

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3871/x800d.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 28-12-2010, 12:12:38
Wtf ? Crazy korean Starcraft rehabilitation clinic inmates ? Oh and is there a chick in the first pic ? Or did girly looking korean dude fool me ? :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 28-12-2010, 15:12:59
That is definitely a boy... Asians, sometimes bartenders in Sydney refused to make me a drink just because I look under 21, despite being 24 years old.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 29-12-2010, 12:12:28
(http://geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2010/12/2010-12-22-jabba_snowman.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2010, 13:12:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kXwW6reObk&feature=channel

MOTHERFRAKKERS SAPPING ORIGENAL

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-12-2010, 18:12:32
(http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/engineering-cheating.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-12-2010, 18:12:24
http://www.addictinggames.com/endless-war-defense-game.html

fun, fun, fun game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 29-12-2010, 18:12:08
[img]http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/engineering-cheating.jpg

"...and if that dont work... use more gun..."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-12-2010, 00:12:10
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-irl-demoman.jpg)

Ok team. We got a new member today. No time for introductions, we have a hostage situation to deal with
*team arrives at a house

*trough megaphone=Please surrender! We can otherwise talk this out, so that everyone can walk out of this safe and sound. Refuse to do this, and we have no choise but to answer in force

Demoman=THATS ME CALL LADDIES! KA---
(http://charlesgoyette.com/uploaded_images/exploding-house-710982.jpg)

PEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-ironman2-demoman.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-12-2010, 17:12:18
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/problem.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 31-12-2010, 05:12:20
Why japan why?

Japanese Toilet Experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TP-ZzKbXJk&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 31-12-2010, 06:12:24
I havn't clicked the link, but its the yodelling toilet heads isn't it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 31-12-2010, 06:12:34
I havn't clicked the link, but its the yodelling toilet heads isn't it?

Its worst.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 31-12-2010, 06:12:57
I havn't clicked the link, but its the yodelling toilet heads isn't it?

Basically, ya.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 31-12-2010, 09:12:42
A fan video of Duke Nukem. Seriously, watch it, it's awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkB43FHalAo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkB43FHalAo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-01-2011, 00:01:12
http://www.cracked.com/article_18817_5-reasons-future-will-be-ruled-by-b.s..html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 01-01-2011, 06:01:49
(http://s3.imgimg.de/uploads/ug0bee426d5f0212gif.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 01-01-2011, 06:01:09
(http://s3.imgimg.de/uploads/ug0bee426d5f0212gif.gif)

Its really not the same without the screamer sound...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-01-2011, 17:01:49
Not as good as I was hoping for  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-01-2011, 23:01:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=310CI7t-S8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 02-01-2011, 00:01:22
True story, could have posted it in the "Post something happy that happened to you" but it wasn't fucking happy, it was horror.

It started with this. I have a leak in the hose of my shower. I was thinking can it be fixed by cutting off a piece of the hose and reconnect it to the shower head. So off to the internet I went and Googled for the words: Hose ripped repair (in Dutch). Skimmed thought the hit list saw the words I was looking for and clicked on the link.
I can only say my life will never be the same again .... the horror ...the horror ... I was looking at a very dark place (literally) with a hose ...and ...and <starts sobbing and crying in the corner of the shower again>

Anyway I am buying a new hose on Monday.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Neighbor Kid on 02-01-2011, 03:01:12
D'OH I HATE THAT **** i jumped like a little girl... i hate it i hate it i hate it.. i was looking for something different.. theres a pic like that same pic.. except you see a blank man dark enough to be hidden with his eyes open to see him.. i was not expect that thing to come flying at me.. i hate you i hate you i hate you!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-01-2011, 04:01:31
DAMN YOU AGGROMAN! Before you, I was ignorant of the Lemon Party!

I forgive you, I suppose.  ::) I have since erased all logs of that incident, bought some mindbleach, and while I was looking through my chat logs, I found this so I don't have to waste a good post.

(http://www.lachschon.de/images/Affenbauch-1176409903.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 02-01-2011, 15:01:07
DAMN YOU AGGROMAN! Before you, I was ignorant of the Lemon Party!

What?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 02-01-2011, 17:01:07
DUMP TIME!!!



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so? i win thread?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-01-2011, 17:01:37
DUMP TIME!!!



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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/the_random.jpg)

so? i win thread?
More like EPIC FAIL

all links are broken
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-01-2011, 18:01:27
DAMN YOU AGGROMAN! Before you, I was ignorant of the Lemon Party!

What?

Eh, It was some time ago.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-01-2011, 18:01:58
DUMP TIME!!!



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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/untitled10520.png)
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/the_random.jpg)

so? i win thread?

Hahahah FAIL.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 02-01-2011, 19:01:14
How about some annoying Jesus?

(http://www.annoyingjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/just-like-haiti-annoying-jesus-500x369.png)
(http://www.annoyingjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1-56-249-12-annoying-jesus-500x375.png)
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(http://www.annoyingjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Your-Mom-Annoying-Jesus-490x367.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-01-2011, 21:01:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0xQtv-Mu7A


Futurama

i cant stop watching it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 03-01-2011, 00:01:03
here is something to make it good again!

ZENO`s FACEBOOK DUMP
ENJOY

Well played:
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tell me if you want part 2:-P

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Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 03-01-2011, 11:01:25
Real nice Zeno, to post the stuff from the last 20 pages at once...

Fantastic. No, brilliant! Not boring and repetetive, annoying and stupid at all!  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 03-01-2011, 12:01:54
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/memes-untitled17.jpg)
aggroman thought this would maybe fit to my signature
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-01-2011, 12:01:32
Wait a minute..

Those are...
from siben

IN EXACT SIBEN's ORDER

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 03-01-2011, 15:01:48
ZENO`s FACEBOOK DUMP
ENJOY

(http://img18.mediafire.com/1c43f1ba40bc2ecd2795b721aa369b0047a81a701c301092adf3e31f1c6203425g.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 03-01-2011, 15:01:53
I do not want part 2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-01-2011, 18:01:03
(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/870/sap1yt6.jpg)
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3556/sap2cm4.jpg)
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(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6782/sap4he4.jpg)
(http://e621.net/data/76/23/76235b0f26eeb040258ea201e6fd2e82.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 03-01-2011, 21:01:09
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9186/motivator8d3d76f6a09ace.jpg)

tries again:

one of my favourites:
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/CommentPhoto/thumbnail/47c8af22_0257_f4fe.gif)
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/63ab6033_0e51_58b1.jpg)


(http://www.xenthral.com/pics/rageface1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-01-2011, 22:01:06
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81249742.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81249755.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81249770.gif)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81242036.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/681853/80970054.jpg)

Oh, Fox...
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/681853/80970057.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-01-2011, 00:01:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n3t_P2jqDE

I have to say this is very well done, the scenes are nicely synched with the music
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 04-01-2011, 02:01:39
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/332/2/9/zombie_portrait_by_chemicalalia-d33cpub.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-01-2011, 03:01:26
Oh, Fox...(Ctd.)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/80776022.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/705380/80758205.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-01-2011, 14:01:58
Superman....the Kebab way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9oI7Fd3Uec&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 04-01-2011, 17:01:51
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9380/1294155547310.png)


and 2 animooted ones
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6138/36044741.gif)

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9569/1294157110952.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 04-01-2011, 17:01:58
(http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/lookalikes/big/borat_stalin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-01-2011, 21:01:16
I'm Sailing away......

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/80700367.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/80719179.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 05-01-2011, 17:01:55
Mini Cannon firing at targets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi4g_U0hoOg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 05-01-2011, 19:01:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
Name a Country that begins with a you? Utah :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-01-2011, 19:01:36
the best part= How bout this one?
U< nited states of america
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 05-01-2011, 19:01:06
New Zeland

Budhist

Also, you can do this on any street in the world, and you can find dumb people  ::)  Also crazy homeless guys.  And a few who are obviously joking.  And one old guy who obviously is an alex jones listener.  ::)

I really got tired of those vids a long time ago.

Now that mini cannon, THAT is awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-01-2011, 01:01:09
(http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/vfs/2011/01/mccain.jpg)

Muppet McCain says FU to nobody in particular!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-01-2011, 12:01:55
Awesome vid! ^^
http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers

Alan!... Alan!....
I'm Wolverine! ^^
Nighttime....DAYTIME...nighttime...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-01-2011, 13:01:07
I am back!

Here is one of those maps of how the us sees europe as a quicky, tomorrow i will probably take another dump here.

http://imgur.com/1w2dT

Also, booo on the insane amount of reposts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: IrishReloaded on 07-01-2011, 13:01:41
Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
Name a Country that begins with a you? Uta

Quote
Which countries are in the axis of evil
Germany, California, New york, Florida, Missisipii  Jerusalem


 ::) 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 07-01-2011, 14:01:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIafaUfkLSQ&

The ending caused a burst laughter.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-01-2011, 16:01:40
http://www.popsoda.com/notseekola.html

Look carefully at the name ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-01-2011, 16:01:08
haha...ha....  :-\
Not see Kola.... from the other side of the wall

Oh how intelligent. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 07-01-2011, 17:01:20
like this I found earlier today -  http://ifap.com

no need to go there, (SFW if you do, some bs site.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-01-2011, 17:01:17
haha...ha....  :-\
Not see Kola.... from the other side of the wall

Oh how intelligent. ;)
After Leninnade, now Notseekola!
From the old family recipe of Kaiser Rollsplitt's Gravelsuppe!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 07-01-2011, 17:01:21
big image slow loading,... sry if it's a repo don't think it is.
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7085/axlq2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-01-2011, 20:01:20
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f2/CocaColainmyPepsi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-01-2011, 20:01:18
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f2/CocaColainmyPepsi.jpg)
Whats gonna happen?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-01-2011, 01:01:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6le8ETTv-8&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-01-2011, 01:01:28
Snatch Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo).  So much win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 08-01-2011, 03:01:29

Quote
Coke & Pepsi

^Babies

Also....

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/021306/got-to-get-paid.jpg)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/051206/one-or-two.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/061006/i-hate-voting.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/031107/zero.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020508/captain-speaking.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/030709/fraid-of-no-posts.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/080109/what-kind-of-bathhouse.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/102309/rules-of-beating.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/112109/fish-and-spinach.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/031510/better-not-be-lying.gif)

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/081906/angels-cry.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 08-01-2011, 05:01:55


(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020508/captain-speaking.gif)



Say Mr. Devs can we have this in FH2. Can we, can we, can we, pleasssseeee.... (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_11.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 08-01-2011, 10:01:48
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/idiom.jpg)

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php

My favorite webcomic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 08-01-2011, 12:01:04
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/fuck_the_future.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 08-01-2011, 12:01:15
Those ye olde images ruled.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-01-2011, 13:01:05
Argh, was going to make a nice post with a selection of funny pictures, but i am pumped with medication at the moment and i still feel like crap, so here are just 2 bare links that i am sure you guys will like.

http://wzl.be/fun/index.asp?par=f_post&ID=305&y=2011&m=1&d=7

http://wzl.be/fun/index.asp?par=f_post&ID=264&y=2011&m=1&d=7

Edit:

Awesome Belgian advertisement for second hand cars.
(http://l22.sphotos.l3.fbcdn.net/hphotos-l3-snc6/hs077.snc6/168736_500444779336_630199336_5639877_7354880_n.jpg)
Your wife was also not a virgin anymore on your wedding night.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 08-01-2011, 15:01:08
Wrond meds for you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 09-01-2011, 01:01:51
Shit is hillarious! ;D

http://totalekrieg.webs.com/

3 members and 1 is a troll and the other is vicious ::)

Maybe we should place a bet on if he actualy manages to show 1 update with actual content :D

This should be even funnier if you know the whole story behind vicious ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 09-01-2011, 02:01:49
(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/fusheets.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-01-2011, 17:01:07
Burn  ;D

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs782.ash1/167240_1758645496189_1540561276_31811320_3836890_n.jpg)

Also:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs781.ash1/167121_2714569262507_1205202596_101240226_3796540_n.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 09-01-2011, 23:01:40
(http://kecy.roumen.cz/miny.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 09-01-2011, 23:01:21
 ;D

Welcome to forums. Nice to see new people that are posting something else than gazillion problems they encountered before ever getting to play.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-01-2011, 23:01:01
I was about to say best first post ever...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 09-01-2011, 23:01:41
I was about to say best first post ever...
Indeed!
I laughed so hard ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 09-01-2011, 23:01:40
Hey guys  ;)
I've been checking this site since FH1 started but I never had the need to look at the forums. Shame on me :). I found some really interesting topics here.

2topic:
(http://www.imagechan.com/images/stories/dg_originals/0808/34176a5557e4126e4194eaefa899edf2.png)
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/nice_try_sauron.jpg)
(http://4chanarchive.org/images/281884726/1287894513772.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 09-01-2011, 23:01:04
Burn  ;D

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs782.ash1/167240_1758645496189_1540561276_31811320_3836890_n.jpg)


it's too small, I can't read it! D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 10-01-2011, 00:01:04
You can zoom in using your browser. Left control + middle mouse to zoom in/out on IE, not sure about other browsers :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 10-01-2011, 02:01:08
Friends of mine joined the Christian club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERHsPhYsa1k&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-01-2011, 17:01:44
Was linked to this little gem from another forum:
http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home (http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home)
Example:
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/001/2/c/romantically_apocalyptic_13_by_alexiuss-d2j63s5.jpg)

Also:
(http://rlv.zcache.com/vote_for_palin_2012_oops_michael_not_us_citizen_bumper_sticker-p128187836201393308trl0_400.jpg)
(http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/palin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 10-01-2011, 17:01:43
http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home[/url (http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home)
Awesome, thanks for sharing.

(http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/demotivational-posters-natural-selection-yes-it-do.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-01-2011, 19:01:50
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs002.snc6/165275_1779157959655_1260589018_3744113_4989737_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-01-2011, 20:01:32
You made me feel small
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-01-2011, 00:01:22
I disagree.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-01-2011, 10:01:15
http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home

thank you very much, really made my day ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 11-01-2011, 11:01:40
http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home

thank you very much, really made my day ;D

Looks like a clone of http://www.blastwave-comic.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-01-2011, 12:01:49
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

both are friggin awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-01-2011, 14:01:12

Then this morning i was calling with the hospital. I need to get a very.....very pleasent examine.. and i was calling to get the last instructions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2BXHSZAy9Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-01-2011, 14:01:26

Then this morning i was calling with the hospital. I need to get a very.....very pleasent examine.. and i was calling to get the last instructions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2BXHSZAy9Q
nah not that one :v


(needle in belly to get a sample of bowel)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-01-2011, 21:01:55
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/001/d/7/romantically_apocalyptic_05_by_alexiuss-d2hvyon.jpg)

From the same place as EU mentioned earlier
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 11-01-2011, 22:01:11
The Brothers Mario   ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9oa_PiXAk&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-01-2011, 22:01:01
North Korea is best Korea? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNR4kR1uC-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNR4kR1uC-w)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-01-2011, 22:01:35
North Korea is best Korea? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNR4kR1uC-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNR4kR1uC-w)
Double barreld tanks! FUCK yeah!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 11-01-2011, 22:01:12
North Korea is best Korea? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNR4kR1uC-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNR4kR1uC-w)
Double barreld tanks! FUCK yeah!
Double?
how about triple?
and a pair of glasses ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Neighbor Kid on 11-01-2011, 23:01:36
loved the brothers mario lol good find
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 12-01-2011, 05:01:03
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/46ee411d-9cf5-4606-aa9d-8f5287ea9917.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-01-2011, 11:01:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bVlgRwXut4

that maggot is a spy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 12-01-2011, 13:01:36
TF2 movies are totally not funny. So repetitive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 12-01-2011, 13:01:41
Seattle Superhero..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGMUQU1Ujc

Haha.. that is awesome!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 12-01-2011, 14:01:29
hope n24 didnt post this here before
if you dont knwo about amnesia, google it or look on youtube ;)

(http://satwcomic.com/art/anything-but-that.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-01-2011, 15:01:13
Hahahahaha awesome :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 12-01-2011, 17:01:54
I liked the demo for it >:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 12-01-2011, 17:01:20
;D Like how the Dane <3 penis :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-01-2011, 17:01:35
;D Like how the Icelander <3 penis :p

FTFY
anyway, you kinda need to read the sub at the bottom :P

Quote
The most obvious joke here is of course the American media’s fear of nudity while not really caring about violence.
But there’s also a hidden joke about Sweden’s past. In the old days all countries used torture, but the Swedes were notorious for it in the North. How they turned Scania Swedish is downright nightmare fuel. They would torture guerrilla soldiers to death, kill their families and wipe out whole villages who supported them. Maybe there’s a reason why Sweden is the only one not scared of Åland.

Today Sweden is pacifist, so he only gets his morbid jollies from scary ass games like Amnesia: The Dark Descent. No, I didn’t play the game. I let this brave woman do it for me [link]

Yes, Iceland wants it for his collection.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-01-2011, 21:01:03
You made me feel small

Feel rich and lucky then :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1335.snc4/162704_1802619783429_1177868510_2141852_4364606_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 12-01-2011, 21:01:17
Well, it is true...
You made me feel "special" now :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 12-01-2011, 22:01:09
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/46ee411d-9cf5-4606-aa9d-8f5287ea9917.jpg)

 ;D

Hehe I like how cats just don't give a shit.

Seattle Superhero..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGMUQU1Ujc

Haha.. that is awesome!!

Kickass!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-01-2011, 11:01:04
(http://media.funlol.com/content/img/bad-translation.jpg)
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/Kabong30/ackbar_its_a_trap.jpg)
(http://superdickery.com/images/stories/seduction/wank.jpg)

No swastikas! Some people have no concept of art...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 13-01-2011, 13:01:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAyd4WnvhU

Vortex Cannon, against straw, wood, brick houses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 14-01-2011, 07:01:22
I find no humour in this... pc police or no.

http://lolpics.se/pics/9726.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-01-2011, 15:01:39
Fox 'shoots hunter' in Belarus  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8258540/Fox-shoots-hunter-in-Belarus.html)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: donjuan on 14-01-2011, 22:01:53
(http://images.cuantocabron.com/ccs/2011/01/dd0059765f8f7b771cc59c0bb036ef0e.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 15-01-2011, 01:01:53
^   lol ... trolololo  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 15-01-2011, 06:01:26
You can't break those cuffs... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXvKJKje4o&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 15-01-2011, 15:01:07
You can't break those cuffs... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXvKJKje4o&feature=related)

Lol .. in deadpan voice, you can't break those cuffs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 15-01-2011, 17:01:49
Battlefield 3 - it's here!!!  Codenamed 'CSO' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSuZBjlHFuo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-01-2011, 18:01:08
Battlefield 3 - it's here!!!  Codenamed 'CSO' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSuZBjlHFuo)

Lol @ Goat-terrorists
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 15-01-2011, 21:01:32
Gotta avoid dry skin. Especially in the winter!

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/NSFW_finnish_face_lotion_product_family.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 15-01-2011, 22:01:12
(https://static.flashback.info/img/smilies2/evilgrin39.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 16-01-2011, 00:01:53
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4489/dfdfpo.jpg) (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1808/1290835021488.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 16-01-2011, 04:01:25
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4489/dfdfpo.jpg) (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1808/1290835021488.jpg)



What a bunch of dicks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 16-01-2011, 10:01:56
Ah, Facepunch, the créme de la créme of forums  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-01-2011, 12:01:11
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs881.ash1/178911_1789069123968_1156788380_2029616_6169622_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 16-01-2011, 12:01:30
]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs881.ash1/178911_1789069123968_1156788380_2029616_6169622_n.jpg

Love it! xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 16-01-2011, 12:01:23
I don't get it xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 16-01-2011, 12:01:36
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-01-2011, 18:01:28
Rofl!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 16-01-2011, 21:01:55
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

 ;D

WTF is this !

Anyways .. my record is -2.4 meters xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-01-2011, 22:01:36
Thanks to Theta for the "Final Countdown" link i was able to finish it today.

Record: 100.3 meters  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 16-01-2011, 23:01:10
Record: 3.2, I got so pissed at that game...(http://serve.mysmiley.net/mad/mad0137.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-01-2011, 23:01:30
Thanks to Theta for the "Final Countdown" link i was able to finish it today.

Record: 100.3 meters  ;D


i am hero!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 17-01-2011, 03:01:01
Inglourious Plummers Trailer  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 17-01-2011, 15:01:14
There was a tv prog. on  many years ago showing 'magic tricks'. The next day of course everyone in school was trying it out, even got one of the teachers who had a heavy build to be a stuntman!
Four scrawny year 2 kids lifted our 250lbs+ teacher like he was made of polystyrene!
For some random reason I remembered about it this morning so I had a google..

MAGIC Lifting TRICK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTI-oxqpM7Y)


It was/is a pretty puzzling thing! Anyone tried ot lately?  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-01-2011, 15:01:04
QWOP fest coming

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldo5x2TwNe1qav16fo1_400.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/1/fee8d056-f7a9-4346-b533-8edad2790b51.jpg)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldom7qxeDG1qe1wbao1_500.png)

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/memes-tried-to-play-qwop-but-he-wouldnt-qwop-erate.jpg)

(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/9f9f5339-afd5-46d4-9ebd-22a90aa9a469.jpg)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7lxkwjaS1qazmnxo1_400.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 17-01-2011, 18:01:11
yeah yeah you tube links in a forum sucks, and adult swim sucks but a negative + negative = super cool


Ponda Babas Bad Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0quf8byJcN4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-01-2011, 19:01:23
I like these new ones :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs003.snc6/165322_10150358372355088_507720087_16879108_4472498_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs885.ash1/179369_10150358372270088_507720087_16879105_6822267_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs245.snc6/179366_10150358372170088_507720087_16879102_4520544_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs248.snc6/179636_1604616629565_1060602628_1288879_5007577_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs792.ash1/168224_1825140789688_1275320654_2140053_3580839_n.jpg)

Cookie if you get it.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168646_494381258532_566688532_6242977_7231300_n.jpg)

Sorry poland, you are awesome :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs744.ash1/163687_1620027383405_1318020345_31531371_3919678_n.jpg)

They get it in Africa (don't know witch country it is)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs072.snc6/168275_10150135415016913_523961912_7734109_3434470_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 17-01-2011, 19:01:31
Hey is that an age of empires joke?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 17-01-2011, 19:01:35

Cookie if you get it.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168646_494381258532_566688532_6242977_7231300_n.jpg)


ROFL ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-01-2011, 01:01:44
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log.php

(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/kewpuh/ww05-02-10/ya-75.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-01-2011, 22:01:28
COME sing with me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Agz1uCdsso&feature=related

Title: TEBAATUSASULA!
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 18-01-2011, 23:01:06
Kinda old,but still very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrtqZEobJSg

And Who Killed the Captain Alex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-01-2011, 00:01:33
Dance of the man whore

http://dagobah.net/flash/danceofthemanwhore.swf

Pretty special, exept the yoghurt part, everyone does that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-01-2011, 07:01:50
(http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Sax-Guy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-01-2011, 15:01:41
(http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Sax-Guy.jpg)
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=71693
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 19-01-2011, 20:01:51


Cookie if you get it.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168646_494381258532_566688532_6242977_7231300_n.jpg)



 ;D lol
the youngest might not understand.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-01-2011, 20:01:48
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs792.ash1/168218_195897940424700_100000134879162_834556_4787385_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs069.snc6/167930_1813420893450_1177868510_2165156_2867887_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs020.snc6/167023_1813416813348_1177868510_2165147_35743_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1365.snc4/163733_10150091130527258_734952257_6076668_1379548_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs049.snc6/167945_1634868347216_1101911136_31702150_4740417_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs003.snc6/165329_501141922629_685477629_5985947_906455_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs034.snc6/166465_1824916467204_1369043730_2476899_6533416_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 19-01-2011, 20:01:41
hahaha very good post Siben!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 19-01-2011, 20:01:06


Cookie if you get it.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168646_494381258532_566688532_6242977_7231300_n.jpg)



 ;D lol
the youngest might not understand.

its odd to think that you actually played something that younger people consider the past xD, i feel old ><
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-01-2011, 22:01:03
i dont get it
enlighten me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-01-2011, 22:01:16

its odd to think that you actually played something that younger people consider the past xD, i feel old ><
I still play the sequel, best game ever made.


i dont get it
enlighten me
Age of Empires, the first game. Monks made that sound "wololoo" and converted units to the other side.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 19-01-2011, 23:01:07
Army of monks with marathon cheat. Wolololo wojojo wololololo wojojo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 20-01-2011, 03:01:32
That's some illusion siben lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2011, 11:01:39

its odd to think that you actually played something that younger people consider the past xD, i feel old ><
I still play the sequel, best game ever made.


i dont get it
enlighten me
Age of Empires, the first game. Monks made that sound "wololoo" and converted units to the other side.
OOOH YE

Glorious times!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 20-01-2011, 15:01:38
i still have that wololo sound as IRC highlite  ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-01-2011, 16:01:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6U_MBkKiRA&feature=feedf

WHERE I'M STAYING!

Do you know the JOKE!? it's a JOKE?!

I'm probably, what, 27 to 32 years older than YOU!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 20-01-2011, 16:01:08
sounds exactly like my aussie roommate after some beer :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 20-01-2011, 17:01:55
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

hahahah!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-01-2011, 17:01:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avzw5zIptk

A nice video with Arnold Fad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 20-01-2011, 18:01:34
(http://www.onlyfun.to/picdump/gif-02/13.gif)


btw what kind of gun is the guy on the right using ?

M3 greasegun ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-01-2011, 18:01:43
(http://www.onlyfun.to/picdump/gif-02/13.gif)


btw what kind of gun is the guy on the right using ?

M3 greasegun ?

Greasegun, and that's from the famous battle scene in "The Gods Must be Crazy" ^.=.^!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2011, 19:01:54
http://static.vgcats.com/comics/images/091201.jpg

ooh ye   L4D2 and bots..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-01-2011, 19:01:06
Not so good today, i hope you like it.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs018.snc6/166863_1817474319806_1328555371_32072303_6201473_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs785.ash1/167565_488104725867_725785867_6442745_6573404_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs754.ash1/164569_488095440867_725785867_6442681_2071484_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1373.snc4/164553_1764612710511_1094915738_31988003_4111687_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-01-2011, 20:01:22
The only way to cook bacon

(http://blolpics.pool.obecdn.net/photos/1276206409385.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-01-2011, 20:01:09
I believe this is the third, or possibly the forth time it is posted on these forums :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2011, 21:01:50
Meh  MG3 bacon is still epic


joke i read today in P-magazine
Quote
An owner of a company complains during the staff meeting that he is badly respected in the company.
The next morning he brings a sign, and places it under his name tag at his office door. The sign says=Im the BOSS!

After his lunch, he goes back to his office, only to find a note under his new sign=
"Sir, you're wife called, she wants her sign back"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-01-2011, 21:01:05
one more i just found.
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/okgonowp1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 21-01-2011, 01:01:41
And its still disgusting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-01-2011, 12:01:52
http://dagobah.net/flash/Cute_Explosion.swf

Rainbows, cupcakes,  cute stuff...pink   

If you dont sing the robot unicorn song with this, you're pretty much inhuman
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: samerali2 on 21-01-2011, 14:01:59
(http://a.imagehost.org/0420/550x-worldbestengine.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 21-01-2011, 15:01:18
Here is mine for the day:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/improvised.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 21-01-2011, 16:01:06

Cookie if you get it.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168646_494381258532_566688532_6242977_7231300_n.jpg)


ROFL ;D
Makes one want to whip AOE out
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 21-01-2011, 17:01:17
Newest Jon Lajoie YT video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTVyQuioDA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 21-01-2011, 18:01:03
Upcomming new band!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db0ztBIh8cU&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-01-2011, 19:01:42
Upcomming new band!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db0ztBIh8cU&feature=related
Why not show the whole thing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY

edit:
Oh yeah, first song is a parody on a swedish one. but rest are english songs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-01-2011, 03:01:00
Texting+mall pool/fountain do'h! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtDpGM36J8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-01-2011, 03:01:44
http://www.cracked.com/video_18247_bruce-willis-space-whore.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-01-2011, 05:01:55
(http://d.facdn.net/art/urban-coyote/1295664896.urban-coyote_im_not_a_furrysmall.jpg)

I have met people like this in the fandom, and they annoy me greatly. x3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 22-01-2011, 06:01:08
News title reads "Brutality with laser" :D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs065.snc6/167510_1709689056375_1062556584_1870715_836772_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 22-01-2011, 18:01:55
Psh, all i care about in that picture is that your news anchor is a fucking fox
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-01-2011, 21:01:07
was going to say that too
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 22-01-2011, 21:01:00
(http://www.deonandan.com/uploaded_images/lamp2-762469.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-01-2011, 21:01:03
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbjb0buc4s1qat50l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-01-2011, 02:01:28
"When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.

 The Russians used a pencil."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-01-2011, 03:01:58
Haha lol, both US and USSR started with pencils and moved over to pressurised-ink pens (which were developed without any govt. funding).  Pencils are not good for space, since broken off nibs can get into all sorts of nasty places.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 23-01-2011, 05:01:00
This

"When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.

 The Russians used a pencil."

and this:

Haha lol, both US and USSR started with pencils and moved over to pressurised-ink pens (which were developed without any govt. funding).  Pencils are not good for space, since broken off nibs can get into all sorts of nasty places.

Is one of the subject in Bollywood movie "3 Idiots" which is very hilarious, even in Hollywood standards. And far more watchable than the overrated "Slumdog Millionaire"

The movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1187043/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-01-2011, 10:01:50
Haha lol, both US and USSR started with pencils and moved over to pressurised-ink pens (which were developed without any govt. funding).  Pencils are not good for space, since broken off nibs can get into all sorts of nasty places.

Indeed, carbon is a perfect electrical conductor, all it needs to do is find a tiny hole in a switchboard and you have nice fireworks.


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs043.snc6/167316_1403865157268_1851544478_733168_4213889_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 24-01-2011, 01:01:23
(http://media2.gamaniak.com/gal/vrac-45/gamaniak_match-foot-manette-xbox360-pes-fifa.jpg)

Too many hours on FIFA perhaps?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-01-2011, 12:01:03
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5690/1afm0.jpg)
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3807/4a65c156bf6d4fa1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 24-01-2011, 13:01:35
!!! hpw would that be excusable?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-01-2011, 17:01:03
Taime for a Garden parteehh

http://dagobah.net/flash/gnomeparty.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/Skeleton_Party.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/hahahaeh.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-01-2011, 23:01:51
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/9/3/40893.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-01-2011, 00:01:45
(http://i.imgur.com/NWYiq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 25-01-2011, 00:01:00
(http://asset.soup.io/asset/1476/8185_4cdb_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 25-01-2011, 00:01:32
Talk about memes....

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/longbat.jpg)(http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/longbat3.jpg)(http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/longbat2.jpg)(http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/longbat4.jpg)
(http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/44/66/bd30bfb79061b4240189a3bafea1b6f2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 25-01-2011, 11:01:43
I just saw this old classic, had me laughing out loud I don't normally share animal videos, that kind of thing is for facebook - but if there ever was an instance where I wanted to know just what was going through a cats  mind it is here in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baWM0_8XAKk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 25-01-2011, 13:01:06
Poor kid though when it grows up, it wont have any privacy  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-01-2011, 13:01:20
(http://d.facdn.net/art/diai/1295856828.diai_resdpanther_copy.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GuinNess on 25-01-2011, 14:01:17
Epic  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-01-2011, 21:01:12
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs764.ash1/165504_1827492330250_1328555371_32089147_1113322_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1362.snc4/163462_498780799155_603914155_6457852_4388912_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs892.ash1/180051_496259643686_719268686_6258124_8294397_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-01-2011, 22:01:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAzvKt_8lk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-01-2011, 23:01:23
http://z0r.de/2335
Disco! And rollerskates!!

http://z0r.de/2388
Epic sax is epic

http://z0r.de/2401
Der Nazi Rooster!

http://z0r.de/2409
Now off plx


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 25-01-2011, 23:01:13
http://z0r.de/2388
Epic sax is epic
ARGH!
why is this looped so badly? i though i found replacement for "epic sax guy plays for 57 minutes"
tired of having to press "replay" all the time   ;D
If it could just go smoothly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-01-2011, 01:01:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKBvfY-gc-8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 26-01-2011, 16:01:59
http://z0r.de/2388
Epic sax is epic
ARGH!
why is this looped so badly? i though i found replacement for "epic sax guy plays for 57 minutes"
tired of having to press "replay" all the time   ;D
If it could just go smoothly
Just use a YT loop site?

Take your average YouTube link.
Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw

Then add 'repeat' behind 'youtube' and enjoy!
Example: http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw

We do not recommend clicking the link.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-01-2011, 21:01:44
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/motivational-mondays-27.jpg?w=499&h=596)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-01-2011, 22:01:24
http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/ (http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/)

Found this site.  You need Firefox or Chrome, and you just drag the box into the address bar (on any tab you have open mind, not just on that site).  You can then draw all over the page and see what other have drawn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-01-2011, 22:01:55
Works with Opera too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2011, 22:01:58
Sounds fun
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 26-01-2011, 22:01:31
Hahahha, this is awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 26-01-2011, 22:01:26
ah i like those kind of sites!

I got a great one too
You play asteroids on websites, shooting the links on the page

http://erkie.github.com/

Same here, add to bookmarks and then, on any website, select it. and fire away! y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-01-2011, 02:01:31
(http://www.teecraze.com/images/woot/chucknorium.jpg)

(+10 internets for Mal)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-let-me.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 27-01-2011, 16:01:45
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6250/myfunlinkpicdump16316.jpg)

spotted an angry beaver :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 27-01-2011, 16:01:40
OMNOMNOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 27-01-2011, 19:01:13
Clash of Angry Dances!

Kevin Bacon's angry dance from the 80's classic "Footloose" versus
Andy Samberg's angry dance/angry place dance in "Hot Rod"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3w4Y8mLJM

Pure classics both of them

Flight of the Concords version with Brett:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMjgSkfQPSY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 27-01-2011, 22:01:55
(http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/syndrome-of-a-down.jpg)
----
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5688/clickw.jpg) (http://www.bigfatass.de/bfa/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/photoshop_sperm.jpg)
----
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/50631-1/Hoverdogs_001.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 27-01-2011, 23:01:31
lulz No4 ^  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 28-01-2011, 04:01:48
Internetz song. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 28-01-2011, 11:01:56
http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/ (http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/)

Found this site.  You need Firefox or Chrome, and you just drag the box into the address bar (on any tab you have open mind, not just on that site).  You can then draw all over the page and see what other have drawn.

i just want to emphasize the awesomeness of this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 28-01-2011, 12:01:11
(http://www.nimf.ic.cz/doc/4chan/m_l_king.png)
----
(http://nimf.ic.cz/doc/4chan/ruinedchristmas.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 28-01-2011, 12:01:51
sorry, this might be an oldie, but cupcake dog vs saving private ryan, didn't have me LoLing, but it had me stop and go "omg that's so fucking awesome".

Cupcake Dog, Flashback... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPM8tGq3dQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-01-2011, 12:01:34
sorry, this might be an oldie, but cupcake dog vs saving private ryan, didn't have me LoLing, but it had me stop and go "omg that's so fucking awesome".

Cupcake Dog, Flashback... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPM8tGq3dQ)
That was indeed awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 28-01-2011, 15:01:56
http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/ (http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/)

Found this site.  You need Firefox or Chrome, and you just drag the box into the address bar (on any tab you have open mind, not just on that site).  You can then draw all over the page and see what other have drawn.

i just want to emphasize the awesomeness of this

Nice drawings on the main page :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-01-2011, 15:01:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulp2uqSX6cU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

eh.

http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/ (http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/)

Found this site.  You need Firefox or Chrome, and you just drag the box into the address bar (on any tab you have open mind, not just on that site).  You can then draw all over the page and see what other have drawn.

i just want to emphasize the awesomeness of this

Lol, somebody wrote FH2 all over the PR mainpage.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-01-2011, 15:01:21
Real classy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 28-01-2011, 16:01:15
Cupcake Dog, Flashback... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPM8tGq3dQ)

That's just creepy, every morning waking up, and is just there ...staring at you.....

(http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/2927/original/1234461732452.gif?1243891274)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 28-01-2011, 16:01:41
Page 170 is now golden ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-01-2011, 16:01:25
Seriously... Baboons are fucking awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcD-a1O72cI&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 28-01-2011, 21:01:29
Today I went to internet on noticed that I am full member on FH2 forum. There's a joke for you people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 29-01-2011, 01:01:55
we been invaded.

(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/333/creepersf.jpg)

launch the vipers

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-01-2011, 04:01:28
 ;D

haha, fooking creepers
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 29-01-2011, 06:01:10
Today I went to internet on noticed that I am full member on FH2 forum. There's a joke for you people.

I wanna be a full member!

Oh wait.........
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-01-2011, 11:01:31
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs080.snc6/169073_184425554924984_100000726215709_501597_5933982_n.jpg)


How we fill a pothole in Belgium.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUCS4HMmQ4

On a more serious note, is was just a demonstration on how to use warm (instead of cold) asphalt to fill it up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-01-2011, 15:01:02
Oh shit wrong thread. Didn't notice until now, no worries. :D
(deleted the post)


Here's something funny I found:

http://www.youtube.com/user/epicmealtime


and a Vegan parody on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbBCWZue57M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 29-01-2011, 19:01:47
(http://4chanarchive.org/images/290267268/1290835773606.jpg)
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(http://files.sharenator.com/etffffuuuu_RE_FFFFFUUUUUUUUU-s540x409-47122.jpg)
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(http://files.sharenator.com/1266268291735_RE_FFFFFUUUUUUUUU-s696x618-44431.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-01-2011, 01:01:27
Some furry humour for you guys :3

(http://d.facdn.net/art/urban-coyote/1296347582.urban-coyote_comicsnickers009.jpg)

(http://d.facdn.net/art/nessia/1288145751.nessia_burger_fa.jpg)

(http://d.facdn.net/art/urban-coyote/1295222309.urban-coyote_comicinternetaddiction008.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 30-01-2011, 01:01:31
Meh, meh, funny but true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 30-01-2011, 01:01:36
Not sure if already posted:

(http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/3108/92189306.jpg) (http://img810.imageshack.us/i/92189306.jpg/)

Scorpions concert.
You´re doing it wrong!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-01-2011, 20:01:11
(http://i.imgur.com/S24qZ.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hankypanky on 30-01-2011, 20:01:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8V6dd2lXRc

at the request of siben :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-01-2011, 21:01:33
TF2 pyro can dance if he wants to!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0f1IXngT5Q&feature=related

That michael jackson is a bloody SPY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufoyZgTfySI&feature=related

Complication

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwEghsGTl6M&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 30-01-2011, 22:01:11
Policemen Get Pushed Into River !!!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kJ5m6Bsts)
Oldie but goodie!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-01-2011, 23:01:15
Policemen Get Pushed Into River !!!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kJ5m6Bsts)
Oldie but goodie!  :D

Gotta love the latest comment on that:

Quote
@FendAUK ur so stupid their are different types of muslims and not all agree with this u dumb fuck firts do ur fukin hwrk an then talk u stupid bitch
nabeek999 2 days ago

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 30-01-2011, 23:01:09
Policemen Get Pushed Into River !!!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kJ5m6Bsts)
Oldie but goodie!  :D

Gotta love the latest comment on that:

Quote
@FendAUK ur so stupid their are different types of muslims and not all agree with this u dumb fuck firts do ur fukin hwrk an then talk u stupid bitch
nabeek999 2 days ago

 ;D



YOUTUBE: Where you can turn everything into a religious battle ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 31-01-2011, 17:01:11
Cool Guy has Chill Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 01-02-2011, 00:02:51
Cool Guy has Chill Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc)

He really is cool  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-02-2011, 00:02:40
I would vote for Palin in 2012.





























But alas, Michael was born in England.

(http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/palin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: A-tree on 01-02-2011, 01:02:05
Cool Guy has Chill Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc)
This really shouldn't make me laugh the way it did.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 01-02-2011, 01:02:06
Karateh Chimp! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKy-paIY54c)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 01-02-2011, 02:02:05
One thing come to my mind after watching that video... Karate kid IV... and it's not even funny  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 01-02-2011, 08:02:16
Kind of long, but they fit!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvdmbmJm1n1qzv9mho1_500.jpg)

(http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/scytherfly.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 01-02-2011, 14:02:02
I do not understand ???

Edit: It must have something to do with the ability to learn those things FLY. I remember i learned it to that thing that evolutionized out of a pigeon. But that thing was huge.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-02-2011, 14:02:05
I do, the second pic is hilarious :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 01-02-2011, 14:02:19
TF2 pyro can dance if he wants to!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0f1IXngT5Q&feature=related

That michael jackson is a bloody SPY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufoyZgTfySI&feature=related

Complication

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwEghsGTl6M&feature=related
The finished product:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nds1T7U9FqY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-02-2011, 15:02:39
TF2 pyro can dance if he wants to!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0f1IXngT5Q&feature=related

That michael jackson is a bloody SPY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufoyZgTfySI&feature=related

Complication

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwEghsGTl6M&feature=related
The finished product:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nds1T7U9FqY&feature=related
Now that was pretty fucking cool.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 01-02-2011, 15:02:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBS86rAT4W0

you win this time Visceral Games.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-02-2011, 18:02:36
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/pokerfacep1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-02-2011, 19:02:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF077XlaHfw

One of the best scenes ever in allo allo
Finnaly refound on youtube!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 01-02-2011, 20:02:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlCxtFMcBcE&feature=player_embedded#

just found this. sry its on german. cookie monster rammstein remix.

"Ich esse den Keks!" - " I´m eating the cookie."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 01-02-2011, 23:02:00
World Record Longest Slam Dunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTPkCSvGhV0) LOKMETROSANGEOTWIET! LOKMETROSANGEOTWIET!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 02-02-2011, 02:02:10
(http://nedroid.com/comics/2011-01-29-babycomics.png)

 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 02-02-2011, 08:02:39
World Record Longest Slam Dunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTPkCSvGhV0) LOKMETROSANGEOTWIET! LOKMETROSANGEOTWIET!

That could have ended really badly for him ^^

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/d4924f31-7222-43b0-8ec4-b7afac8f71cf.jpg)
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/epic-win-photos-cheaper-option-win.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 02-02-2011, 15:02:18
if you would feel offended by looking at a plastic penis DO NOT watch this video.
also includes lots of FAKE VOMIT

but it is stupidly fun :D

http://vimeo.com/14984618 (http://vimeo.com/14984618)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 02-02-2011, 15:02:52
Quote
"Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a baritone!"

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIrlcmHTME&feature=player_embedded

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gcLWm-OFg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 02-02-2011, 16:02:21
(http://asset.soup.io/asset/1519/5984_3d36_960.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 02-02-2011, 16:02:00
Oh god is that guy insane or has he finished with his life? Feeding a sow with it's piglets right next to it? One wrong move and he's a goner...

Takes balls to do that. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 02-02-2011, 16:02:18
Oh god is that guy insane or has he finished with his life? Feeding a sow with it's piglets right next to it? One wrong move and he's a goner...

Takes balls to do that. ^^


That got nothing to with balls. That is rather stupid as they can be considered a plague. In eastern germany they come to the villages and cities looking for food. It is the boars that lack the timidity.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 02-02-2011, 16:02:10
I want to see you feeding a sow with piglets. Plague or no plague.
Come to think of it, we should start eating more of them, it can only be healthier than the meat which you get in stores for 1.50€/kg. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2011, 16:02:00
I want to see you feeding a sow with piglets. Plague or no plague.
Come to think of it, we should start eating more of them, it can only be healthier than the meat which you get in stores for 1.50€/kg. ;)
very well then

*loads his mosin nagant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 02-02-2011, 16:02:01
I wouldn't even dare to get close to one of these pigs, heard lots of bad stories about them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 02-02-2011, 17:02:44
If it trust him enough to come close it shouldnt attack him
and he looks like he knows what he's doing
Oh and boars meat is tasty!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: HappyFunBall on 02-02-2011, 19:02:12
Smartest person in that picture is the cat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-02-2011, 20:02:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTtsezso4Q

Wha...?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 02-02-2011, 20:02:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTtsezso4Q

Wha...?

LoL, I love it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 02-02-2011, 20:02:08
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/9_ways_pee.jpg)


I have no idea how you manage to do the 'Backward-curve'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2011, 20:02:17
I wouldn't even dare to get close to one of these pigs, heard lots of bad stories about them.
they are delicous though

but ye nasty pigs they are. they travel in herdes and attack anyone when they has small little piggies (unless you has food like epic polishman

these things also smell you from long distance. we where on an airsoft evenement in the ardennes, and the first thing the organizer said= if you hear something like an approaching train or tank= disperse and run for your fucking lives.

I experienced it    and my  god i was scared
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-02-2011, 20:02:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTtsezso4Q

Wha...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gytY8xXmC4

Without commentary, watch after watching thor's link.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2011, 20:02:07
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6y0MpOgKplj8bx8XoDQSTn3o1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-02-2011, 22:02:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYjeThIHDk

Tattooed Teenage Allien Fighters from Beverly hills...

God Bless Team Four Star abridged Dragon ball Z parody...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-02-2011, 00:02:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYjeThIHDk

Tattooed Teenage Allien Fighters from Beverly hills...

No words...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-02-2011, 01:02:07
 Alienz?  :D Jerusalem UFO Surfaces! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u23BiBHvZao)

Or one of those Fancy R.C. Hexacopters? Hmmmmmm  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 03-02-2011, 02:02:34
Alienz?  :D Jerusalem UFO Surfaces! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u23BiBHvZao)

Or one of those Fancy R.C. Hexacopters? Hmmmmmm  ???

Me and my roommates are all still puzzled on this one, especially since there are multiple other angles of it taken from within the city, including one up close one by an American tourist.  All show the exact same things happening, including the sudden acceleration into the sky, followed by the flashing red dots....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 03-02-2011, 04:02:40
what really made me go wut was the flash before going up, the first thing that came to my mind was "spinning FTL" xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 03-02-2011, 14:02:04
http://whiskey-store.co.uk/index.php?type=page&pageid=3&mid=4

HAHAHA XD What the HELL.

"Blue ZERO is the result of 10 years of research and development". LoL

I have always thought that people blend Vodka because they want to get rid of the taste... also all the relaxing effect that for example whiskey and beer gives is gone because of 0% alcohol. This just made my day.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-02-2011, 14:02:41
Well this is the Hexacopter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYujjP5J-k#t=0m49s) that it reminded me of vertical acceleration wise. But even with fancy lights and stuff, it still wouldn't look as WTF as that in the clip.


(also nice vid Guide to Asian Emoticons on the right side)  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 03-02-2011, 14:02:51
http://whiskey-store.co.uk/index.php?type=page&pageid=3&mid=4

HAHAHA XD What the HELL.

"Blue ZERO is the result of 10 years of research and development". LoL

I have always thought that people blend Vodka because they want to get rid of the taste... also all the relaxing effect that for example whiskey and beer gives is gone because of 0% alcohol. This just made my day.



wtf..."traditional Canadian Vodka".  ??? :'(

Not even going to discuss the fact that having alcohol free Vodka is...ucki...the most pointless thing ever. Cannot even find a comparison that is as pointless (Tried for 5 mins, failed).

Meh!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 03-02-2011, 15:02:32
Like somebody said "Vodka - minimum taste,maximum pleasure"
not much left when we get rid of "pleasure" bit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 03-02-2011, 15:02:03
(http://www.conekop.nl/a/cat.jpg)

Man, I love cats  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-02-2011, 15:02:40
+1 dnarag that one made me laugh so hard it got my fever back up ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 03-02-2011, 15:02:56
Everyday, my neighbour walks his cat, not his dogs. Nothing too strange here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 03-02-2011, 15:02:21
You prompted me to make this:

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1180/retardeddogs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-02-2011, 15:02:03
You prompted me to make this:

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1180/retardeddogs.jpg)

They are. Dogs are stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-02-2011, 17:02:48
Having both a cat and a dog I must say they both have their strong points in their intelligence. Also, a research showed that dogs are actually smarter than cats when it comes to solving puzzles  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 03-02-2011, 18:02:00
What the researchers failed to see was that cats simply don't give a fudge about their tests.

Lickin' your own ass is where it's at.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 03-02-2011, 18:02:36
What the researchers failed to see was that cats simply don't give a fudge about their tests.

Lickin' your own ass is where it's at.

Damn right.



On BOTH counts.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-02-2011, 18:02:32
Its simple

Take a ball and trow it away.
The dog gets it
the cat doesnt

The cat has dignity
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 03-02-2011, 18:02:57
Actually I had a cat that loved to retrieve. She grew up with a dog. She played with the dog and learned to deal dogs well. Sometimes she accompanied us going for a walk and when a dog came, she just sat down and looked elsewhere while the dogs strained at the leash like mad. Coolest cat ever. And smart like hell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 03-02-2011, 18:02:25
Actually, both are useless, since they only needs you for food. The other lick your asses, the other rub their backs. The other can only stay for another 3 years without you (cat), the other will not (dog) because of separation anxiety.

But why I love cat is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbHS4YJOMc&feature=fvw

Only one more step... to do just fine to live with me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-02-2011, 18:02:58
What the researchers failed to see was that cats simply don't give a fudge about their tests.

Lickin' your own ass is where it's at.
The prize was food, no animal can refuse food. Mudra should know, his cat is morbidly obese..

Anyways, I enjoy both animals don't see the point of such discussions anyways, it's like PC vs Mac.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 03-02-2011, 18:02:10
What the researchers failed to see was that cats simply don't give a fudge about their tests.

Lickin' your own ass is where it's at.
The prize was food, no animal can refuse food. Mudra should know, his cat is morbidly obese..

Anyways, I enjoy both animals don't see the point of such discussions anyways, it's like PC vs Mac.
So you're saying dogs are only owned by retarded hipsters who have no brain cells and are doing what the crowd thinks is cool?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 03-02-2011, 18:02:51
My aunt's cat a couple of summers ago.


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/asdgf1432.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-02-2011, 19:02:47
What the researchers failed to see was that cats simply don't give a fudge about their tests.

Lickin' your own ass is where it's at.
The prize was food, no animal can refuse food. Mudra should know, his cat is morbidly obese..

Anyways, I enjoy both animals don't see the point of such discussions anyways, it's like PC vs Mac.
So you're saying dogs are only owned by retarded hipsters who have no brain cells and are doing what the crowd thinks is cool?
In what way? I'm only saying thats what a test says and what the test used as subject and also stating that it doesn't matter anyways because it's a useless discussion just like the PC vs Mac discussion, even if PC's are way better, no Applefanboy is ever going to admit. Endless circle.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-02-2011, 19:02:31
What the researchers failed to see was that cats simply don't give a fudge about their tests.

Lickin' your own ass is where it's at.
The prize was food, no animal can refuse food. Mudra should know, his cat is morbidly obese..

Anyways, I enjoy both animals don't see the point of such discussions anyways, it's like PC vs Mac.
So you're saying dogs are only owned by retarded hipsters who have no brain cells and are doing what the crowd thinks is cool?
In what way? I'm only saying thats what a test says and what the test used as subject and also stating that it doesn't matter anyways because it's a useless discussion just like the PC vs Mac discussion, even if PC's are way better, no Applefanboy is ever going to admit. Endless circle.
You mean how Mac is better, but no pc-fanboy is never going to even try a mac :)

just messing around, meaningless discussion. Lets just leave both the cat vs dog and pc vs mac. this thread is for fun stuff found on the webs!


Wolfenstein 3-D revolutionized gaming. but you can play it with only one dimension!

http://wonder-tonic.com/wolf1d/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-02-2011, 19:02:49
PC and mac is just a way of choise

I tried a MAC. Its userfriendly yes. And not many people make virusses for it

Still, the prices are........
just like all apple products
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-02-2011, 19:02:26
Oh come on Teddy, you know I have a very expensive Macbook. And it's being a bitch with it's 600 Euro hardware for 1300 Euro's.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 03-02-2011, 19:02:07
Every gamers want a Windows.

(http://blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/whatyouget.jpg)

I own an iPOD, the battery dies, i gotta buy new one.

(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/1829/55123058.jpg)

I studied how to tweak and program OS, i was taught to mess with Kernels, and we used RedHat for a reason. When I buy new computer, I surely don't want a Linux, unless I live to doodle with my keyboard.

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2451/automotivatori.jpg)

Even Linux fanboys attack Mac. My friend, an IT security freak and expert, is an Apple fanboy. He dissed Linux more than Windows.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-02-2011, 19:02:30
The only apple product that was worth its money was the Ipod

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 03-02-2011, 19:02:03
My ipad wAs def worth its money...ive gotten more use out of it in 9 months thAn i did with my laptop in 4 years....  Hell, im on it right now! :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 03-02-2011, 20:02:26
The only apple product that was worth its money was the Ipod



Totally; I refuse to buy a Mac for graphic design.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 03-02-2011, 20:02:58
Quote
Cats

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/744773/80707758.jpg)

Edit:
Quote
Mudra should know, his cat is morbidly obese.
What are you doing to the poor thing?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 03-02-2011, 20:02:45
My ipad wAs def worth its money...ive gotten more use out of it in 9 months thAn i did with my laptop in 4 years....  Hell, im on it right now! :3

It shows in your capital letters. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 03-02-2011, 21:02:34
Actually, both are useless, since they only needs you for food. The other lick your asses, the other rub their backs. The other can only stay for another 3 years without you (cat), the other will not (dog) because of separation anxiety.

But why I love cat is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbHS4YJOMc&feature=fvw

Only one more step... to do just fine to live with me.

Our male cat urinated into the drain of the shower. Was ok for me. Saves cat litter. Especially when you use expensive silicium, which our cats always prefered.

on topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31XdlsC4D4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 03-02-2011, 21:02:32
My ipad wAs def worth its money...ive gotten more use out of it in 9 months thAn i did with my laptop in 4 years....  Hell, im on it right now! :3

It shows in your capital letters. ;)

lol, its cuz I typed that without looking.  Ipad keyboard is nice, but the shift key is too close to the A button :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-02-2011, 21:02:47
(http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww185/DarkGamerOO7/image-C2D6_4B649260.jpg)

meh :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 03-02-2011, 21:02:52
The only apple product that was worth its money was the Ipod



What sucks about apple devices (especially in Finland and Sweden and a like cold countries) is that if you iPhone breaks under 0 degrees or was it under -5 or -10 degrees the Warranty won't replace it.

Or so it is in Sweden in Finland the law says it needs to work in Finnish conditions or you can't sell it IIRC.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-02-2011, 22:02:56
The only apple product that was worth its money was the Ipod



What sucks about apple devices (especially in Finland and Sweden and a like cold countries) is that if you iPhone breaks under 0 degrees or was it under -5 or -10 degrees the Warranty won't replace it.
Ye, my buddy lost his ipod also under that
He couldnt believe it what he heard in the store
it was like those apple employees are frakking robots wich know the rules out of there heads
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 03-02-2011, 22:02:54
Apple employee training program

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060609/14578__clockwork_l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 03-02-2011, 22:02:04
When I was In US and asked in the apple store about apple devices they didn't know anything, I mean they knew NOTHING. I felt so sad fro them really.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 04-02-2011, 05:02:00
Don't know wtf apple store you went too, because the ones by my house are great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 04-02-2011, 13:02:40
Auto-correction may cause more problems than you may think:

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Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-02-2011, 15:02:14
Not to be a buzz kill, but those are all probably fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 04-02-2011, 15:02:19
Not to be a buzz kill, but those are all probably fake.

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that people undeniably believe in their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 04-02-2011, 15:02:31
I heard that was Ulysses Booth, not Abe.


Yes, most sound very fake, doesn't mean some of them aren't funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-02-2011, 15:02:14
And 83% of all statistics are made up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 04-02-2011, 16:02:28
Playing online the last couple of weeks......
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/Panzergranadier/knife.gif)
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/Panzergranadier/meatsanwich.jpg)

(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/Panzergranadier/fired.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 04-02-2011, 16:02:15
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/Panzergranadier/knife.gif)
Cooooomandoooooooo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1h9YAyjDLM (1:20)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 04-02-2011, 16:02:50
Ha that's great, but mostly......
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEHNeI3V5oU)
Can't play no more..... :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 04-02-2011, 16:02:49
Not to be a buzz kill, but those are all probably fake.

Not to be a buzzkill, but I have had stuff like that happen to me on the ipad.  In fact, I distinctly remember it once changing a word to 'sexuality' on a post I made here, without me noticing.  Tis' one of the reasons I turned auto-correct off on it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-02-2011, 19:02:32
Not to be a buzz kill, but those are all probably fake.

Not to be a buzzkill, but I have had stuff like that happen to me on the ipad.  In fact, I distinctly remember it once changing a word to 'sexuality' on a post I made here, without me noticing.  Tis' one of the reasons I turned auto-correct off on it.

Sure, some of the innocent ones might be true. I doubt it has "cum" in its vocabulary, though. And the context seemed way too faked; "What does your boyfriend's gum taste like?" for example.

Same thing with IRC quotes and 4chan "epic threads". Often just some samefag making a joke.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 04-02-2011, 20:02:32
Oh I know some of those are def false, but some of those, I've had very similar circumstances.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-02-2011, 23:02:47
http://dagobah.net/flash/would_you_like_this.swf

AL BUNDY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU&feature=related


BEST   AL BUNDIES   EVAARRRR

2 4 6 8
DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT

2 4 6 8
DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT

1 2 3 4
YOUR GONNA FALL TROUGH THE FLOOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8OjoUA0b7g&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spIrhYfwi5c&feature=related
Al bundy has got me trough alot of illness periods  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 05-02-2011, 01:02:35
http://dagobah.net/flash/would_you_like_this.swf

AL BUNDY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU&feature=related


BEST   AL BUNDIES   EVAARRRR

2 4 6 8
DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT

2 4 6 8
DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT

1 2 3 4
YOUR GONNA FALL TROUGH THE FLOOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8OjoUA0b7g&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spIrhYfwi5c&feature=related
Al bundy has got me trough alot of illness periods  ;D

Honestly, His originally high pitched vioce hurts my brain. For comparison:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ-EMSHFKWY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-02-2011, 09:02:49
im sorry, but dubbing is the biggest crime to humanity evar

things like children movies? sure
But the rest....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-02-2011, 09:02:24
God bless the germans... Im so happy we dont dub other than children's cartoons...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-02-2011, 09:02:56
Dubbing is the worst crime EVAR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 05-02-2011, 09:02:36
im sorry, but dubbing is the biggest crime to humanity evar

things like children movies? sure
But the rest....

yeah ... im watching most series on english because many jokes cant be translated into foreign languages. but the average (german) TV-viewer doesnt want to read subtitles or translate that much. for example many old persons or people from the east lack english - so its translated. (There is obviously a greater audience in germany or france than for example denmark.)
i think thats right this way ... theres so much english everywhere - at least the television is on german. If i want the original i watch it on the internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 05-02-2011, 10:02:39
Well, how do you learn english? from watching un-dubbed movies/series! It's a bloody crime against humanity.

Not that americans are any better... They hate reading subtitles.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-02-2011, 10:02:14
For example, we belgians have been importing german police series for ages. All of them brilliant series, but it would a BE A CRIME TO DUB THESE IN ENGLISH

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 05-02-2011, 10:02:19
For example, we belgians have been importing german police series for ages. All of them brilliant series, but it would a BE A CRIME TO DUB THESE IN ENGLISH


Kommissar Rex!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-02-2011, 10:02:57
For example, we belgians have been importing german police series for ages. All of them brilliant series, but it would a BE A CRIME TO DUB THESE IN ENGLISH


Kommissar Rex!!
yes! that show was massive popular here in belgium in 1996!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-02-2011, 10:02:59
German politzei series? Awesome!

Absolutely -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d7BfjE3Hc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 05-02-2011, 10:02:32
Big lol:
http://www.presidentialprayerteam.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-02-2011, 13:02:25
alert für cobra> all ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 05-02-2011, 13:02:28
German language is the worst crrime against humanity.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 05-02-2011, 14:02:14
German language is the worst crrime against humanity.

 :-*   i bet all the german you have heard is hitler, rammstein and some random german shouting in war movies ... its not THAT bad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-02-2011, 14:02:52
German language is the worst crrime against humanity.

 :-*   i bet all the german you have heard is hitler, rammstein and some random german shouting in war movies ... its not THAT bad.
Hes Dutch. And as a fellow Dutchman I wholeheartedly agree with him, and yes, I live near the border so I hear enough Germans. Or Emslanders.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-02-2011, 15:02:31
I like the German language...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 05-02-2011, 15:02:14
Heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWZCoYK8Zg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 05-02-2011, 16:02:01
Ess Dein Schnitzel!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 05-02-2011, 17:02:00
German language is the worst crrime against humanity.

Well, a part of me agrees, because German is a language where "I love you" sounds like an execution order.

Then, the disagreeing part of me thinks you are a douchebag who remembers only the discgraceful things about germans and german history, AKA Hitler and his lot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-02-2011, 17:02:49
German language is the worst crrime against humanity.

Well, a part of me agrees, because German is a language where "I love you" sounds like an execution order.

or the classical stereotype=
Butterfly
Vlinder
Papilon
SCHMETTERLING
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 05-02-2011, 17:02:15
(http://fuuuucomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Duck-Tails-FUUUU.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 05-02-2011, 18:02:15
Come on ... i´d rather like to say Schmetterling than butterfly. Who wouldnt? still dont know where this came from: "schmettern" is also german for "to smash".

(Did a google search and it states that butterflies where adducted when butter was made ... an old german word for this whipped Milk was Schmetten; thus butterflies in english)

Although on the other side "Firefly" for example sounds more dangerous than "Glühwürmchen" (glowing worm).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 05-02-2011, 19:02:27
Just to settle this: Yes, dubbing is a crime. But here in germany we got 80 million people, not to mention people speaking german in Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg. As english wasn't taught and used that much, nobody could understand all the foreign movies made during Hitlers reign and afterwards. Dubbing these allowed for much greater revenue and penetration of the market. In the end we got a very professional dubbing industry here. You can take a bad movie/series/clip and dub it to a better result. Another example would be Hogan's Heroes'. It was dubbed twice because nobody watched after the first try.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 05-02-2011, 19:02:12
Yeah, I'm sure that the reason why Nazi Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Franco's Spain, and the then-Soviet Union started dubbing movies was that they wanted to increase the accessibility and market penetration of foreign films. :P

Why France then, well, we're talking about a country that even in the 21st century passes laws that punish the use of English...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 05-02-2011, 20:02:05
I hate the fact that old people here read 'V' as 'W'. Thanks Dutchies, but more like Germans. Even we invented silly words like "sepur" (from spoor, train), "verboden" (one way road, btw read that 'v' with 'w')

But frankly speaking, German language is stern, strong, and direct. It is double the kool-aid to express your anger in German.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 05-02-2011, 20:02:12
Oi no bashing me for things the germans did! Im saying this after 6 years of german in school. I know darn well its sounds like crap and al germans are bad evil people!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 05-02-2011, 21:02:53
Yeah very bad indeed. Like Canadian english. I know darn too well, since my oldman studied there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 05-02-2011, 23:02:31
  Germans are generally cunts on the interwebs as a rule.  That being said I do like the language.  I only speak English but at least with German I have a chance of understanding what is being said unlike some of these other Joke languages  (Cough Finnish cough). 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-02-2011, 23:02:22
This will be enjoyable

(http://operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k101262_Trollface.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-02-2011, 23:02:22
Soon closing this thread if theres no jokes or other funny shit coming around anymore and this turns into a language chit chat.

(http://operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k101262_Trollface.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 05-02-2011, 23:02:15
I found my post laughable and enjoyable and undeniable a joke! Youve found it on the internet and it was a joke!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 06-02-2011, 00:02:23
So, anyway, a horse walks into a bar...


(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2007-10-04-A-Horse-Walks-into-a-Bar.jpg)

(http://www.imglols.com/wp-content/main/2009_05/a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-and.jpg)

(http://www.spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bar-joke_english.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 06-02-2011, 01:02:25
I wish....

(http://nedroid.com/imagesb/robocop1.gif)
(http://nedroid.com/imagesb/robocop2.gif)
(http://nedroid.com/imagesb/robocop3.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-02-2011, 13:02:53
The kind of jokes soldiers do in a warzone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5wQ9t98TJQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 06-02-2011, 13:02:31
Pilot prank :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH2hQc3xv5c&feature=related

Bunjee prank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9WNMqENiA

Drunk prank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqq5fcPYrLs&feature=related

Oh god, Poop sneeze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74GzarmK_g&feature=related

Airhorn wakeup prank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpsbMhtttUQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-02-2011, 14:02:19
Bunjee prank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9WNMqENiA
press 6 repeatedly ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-02-2011, 17:02:46
(http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/261.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 06-02-2011, 18:02:02
Haha! He wrote "write" as "right". Fail.

(And also it's "accidentally".)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-02-2011, 18:02:13
Haha! He wrote "write" as "right". Fail.

(And also it's "accidentally".)

(http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/18122/TrollPart2Adj.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-02-2011, 19:02:41
im a prophet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 06-02-2011, 19:02:44
I'm a professor, obviously.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 07-02-2011, 01:02:07
(http://img01.lachschon.de/images/94349_german_tiger.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-02-2011, 01:02:57
Its open!! And the cat is still allive!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-02-2011, 01:02:37
Schrödinger's lolcat.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/522563155_73757af6e4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-02-2011, 01:02:52
Schrödinger's lolcat.

[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/522563155_73757af6e4.jpg[/img

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc35/Jaracon/nou.gif
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-02-2011, 01:02:17
Schrödinger's lolcat.
Fail.  I can quite clearly see that the cat is alive - therefore the waveform has collapsed and the cat is no longer Schrödinger's.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 07-02-2011, 01:02:27
Schrödinger's lolcat.
Fail.  I can quite clearly see that the cat is alive - therefore the waveform has collapsed and the cat is no longer Schrödinger's.

What if it's a stuffed cat? Or the picture was taken in 1972?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-02-2011, 01:02:35
Schrödinger's lolcat.
Fail.  I can quite clearly see that the cat is alive - therefore the waveform has collapsed and the cat is no longer Schrödinger's.

What if it's a stuffed cat? Or the picture was taken in 1972?
That would be a whole different story.  I think if it was the latter it would disprove string theory for good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-02-2011, 02:02:18
Schrödinger's lolcat.
Fail.  I can quite clearly see that the cat is alive - therefore the waveform has collapsed and the cat is no longer Schrödinger's.
Actually, Schrödinger's LOLcat has nothing to do with quantum mechanics. It's merely a cat that is in a box, maybe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-02-2011, 02:02:44
I can bring Quantum Mechanics into anything I like - I'm eccentric
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Eccentricity_half.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-02-2011, 13:02:21
YOur all way to nerdy to make my joke funny, thanks a LOT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 07-02-2011, 13:02:29
Then how about this:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-cat-kittens-fractal-schrodinger-back.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-pictures-cat-survived-experiment.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-schrodinger-does-an-experiment-with-a-tube-and-kittens.jpg)

And the wormhole cat:

(http://www.violenciagratuita.es/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-pictures-the-cat-of-schrodinger-enters-a-wormhole.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-02-2011, 18:02:53
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs288.snc6/181641_165568313490828_100001129816613_307463_2437881_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs789.ash1/167929_471608607536_623467536_5016287_5172947_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs797.ash1/168776_1634599742181_1152300659_1396675_3560739_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs054.snc6/168495_1831398914501_1526223581_3417934_687824_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-02-2011, 22:02:46

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/qv/agx/s4dy/141041/548552054.jpg)
Edric.


I'm happy if even one person gets it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 07-02-2011, 22:02:36
Dune reference?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-02-2011, 22:02:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcENJN-X95U&feature=player_embedded#

zo you want whine with that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 07-02-2011, 23:02:42
How about coconuts? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-4EfIWeqVM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-02-2011, 00:02:25
Dune reference?
Indeed. I have no idea what kind of a strange fish that is, but when I saw the picture the first thing I thought was "Well well, that thing looks like a Guild Navigator".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2011, 09:02:18
Never seen Dune (or read about it) but that fish looks so much like one of the fishies in the Monty Python fishtank in The Meaning Of Life. 'Goodmorning' 'Morning' 'Howard's being eaten.'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 08-02-2011, 19:02:11
It just reminded me of that Dreamcast game, Seaman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaman_%28video_game%29
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-02-2011, 20:02:34
STOP! VADER time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-02-2011, 20:02:52
Epic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-02-2011, 20:02:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RdB0aCQ2RQ&feature=channel


so...dancing people in star wars costumes...

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2011, 20:02:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RdB0aCQ2RQ&feature=channel


so...dancing people in star wars costumes...




(http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny-animated-gifs-ballroom-dancing-lessons.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 08-02-2011, 21:02:45
Star Wars huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljFfL-mL70
exit right ahead!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdcJVuylmsM&feature=channel

watch till the end!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 09-02-2011, 02:02:06
Okay I might have found the most awesome site of the last 6 months.


http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-f1ff0f3a7b3d0c9b4f3259dbb1623f23

You can also create your own
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-02-2011, 02:02:52
Okay I might have found the most awesome site of the last 6 months.


http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-f1ff0f3a7b3d0c9b4f3259dbb1623f23

You can also create your own

All hail the http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-17f477f82bd84b9573f4ecf0fb853f91
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 09-02-2011, 02:02:04
If only:

[youtube]DZthGdjGX0E&[/youtube]


Its a bitch trying to copy a link on an iphone...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 09-02-2011, 05:02:55
Call of duty parody-Duty Calls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7r9RqWBdl8
web link-
http://www.thedutycalls.com/download.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 09-02-2011, 05:02:48
 German Bias  (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-851a9a2fb22206ded2d82940e6bce219)

;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 09-02-2011, 11:02:08
first of all, a video of an awesome lizard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l94S1yDJEE&feature=player_embedded


(http://cdn.blolpics.com/photos/1276206442935.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 09-02-2011, 11:02:11
- i laughed so hard tedacious :D

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Harris, leader of the attack squadron...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-02-2011, 13:02:22
- i laughed so hard tedacious :D

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Harris, leader of the attack squadron...
Seconded that!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 09-02-2011, 15:02:02
- i laughed so hard tedacious :D

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Harris, leader of the attack squadron...
Seconded that!



This!

The story put a big smile back on my face on a shitty day!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-02-2011, 15:02:13
Tbh i see those 2 becoming a couple one day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 09-02-2011, 21:02:45
Hahh yeah, great story ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 10-02-2011, 02:02:12
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-02-2011, 12:02:34
(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135263672823.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-02-2011, 17:02:24
http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

Read this and you'd be facepalming/Shitting your pants out of laugh in no time...Jesus Christ!

Read anything else you wish....

http://rinkworks.com/said/

This is a FAIL goldmine!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 10-02-2011, 17:02:29
 :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14

In defense of Americans they did something like this in Germany too and we didn't do too good either :P but some people in this video really win the retard cake
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-02-2011, 17:02:04
This was posted already, and its still just as stupid.  Anyone can stand in the middle of a busy sidewalk and after several hours of questioning, find idiots (and one who is a conspiracy nut) and then ask them questions made to make them look dumb.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2011, 18:02:25
:o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14

In defense of Americans they did something like this in Germany too and we didn't do too good either :P but some people in this video really win the retard cake
old


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrRsTLC4Gkw&feature=related

oops
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 10-02-2011, 19:02:38
(http://czekaut.pl/upload/97dee3bd46.jpg)

(http://czekaut.pl/15720)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/8317b26054.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/fcfb201ef1.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/bc7f4d8aae.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/d37d290f3e.jpg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/03b9c6a33a.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/d2fdd3b63b.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/e4ce2550ce.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/af9bb0ab40.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/e6d8c95e67.gif)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/1f68671493.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/9e5dd7ec6d.gif)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/bb45ee7a82.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/4ed2256789.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/ddb289028b.jpeg)

This one is long but read worthy -> http://czekaut.pl/upload/67b5af7968.png

And last but not least - something for grownups ;)

http://czekaut.pl/upload/9753f0c383.jpeg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2011, 20:02:31
SPY SAPPING MAH TRAILER

http://www.220.ro/video-news/O-Nu-Vs-UN/4MU1x2ALKS/

Edit=so kubador likes it hairy eh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 10-02-2011, 20:02:21
Quote
(http://czekaut.pl/upload/4ed2256789.jpeg)
orange and purple sum it up for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2011, 20:02:03
Same here. Popular stuff sucks. Popular hip hop music sucks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-02-2011, 22:02:57
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/24/e0349b0f-49d5-44dd-95cb-22cf7a5fff43.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2011, 22:02:36
(http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/epic_hat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-02-2011, 22:02:29
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/24/e0349b0f-49d5-44dd-95cb-22cf7a5fff43.jpg)

eh? help me out here pl0x
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2011, 22:02:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohay57DY1Bs

oh wait thats a girl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-02-2011, 22:02:15
[img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/24/e0349b0f-49d5-44dd-95cb-22cf7a5fff43.jpg[/img

eh? help me out here pl0x

Google:blue waffle (http://www.google.gr/images?q=blue%20waffle&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=el&tab=wi&biw=1503&bih=673)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2011, 22:02:04
i googled it

i dont feel sexual to men now  (sorry ;) )

i dont get it

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-02-2011, 22:02:26
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/167796_167647106615578_100265060020450_346202_6017971_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 10-02-2011, 22:02:52
go to google.com
type blue waffle
im feeling "lucky" (more like "i've got bad feeling about this")
 that is all
!WARNING! This stuff is ughhh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 10-02-2011, 22:02:33
(http://cdn01.tv4.se/polopoly_fs/1.2008629.1297174893!image/3076519517.jpg_gen/derivatives/w450/3076519517.jpg)

Quote
Raphael Van Der Vaart and Gareth Bale finds out about the upcoming Eastern Front theater in Forgotten Hope 2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2011, 22:02:11
go to google.com
type blue waffle
im feeling "lucky" (more like "i've got bad feeling about this")
 that is all
!WARNING! This stuff is ughhh
AAAAAAAAAHHH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 10-02-2011, 22:02:04
I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL!
goddamn it!
i hope nobody sees that while eating or something.
bwhahaha where is that trollface of mine?
Oh there it is
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3633/tinytroll.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 10-02-2011, 22:02:55
go to google.com
type blue waffle
im feeling "lucky" (more like "i've got bad feeling about this")
 that is all
!WARNING! This stuff is ughhh

NO! What has been seen...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-02-2011, 23:02:16
I don't see what you're all complaining about.  I've seen that long ago, and its nothing compared to other stuff I've seen on /b/  ::)

Maybe I'm just really desensitized....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-02-2011, 23:02:40
Tame.  That's what it is.  I think when you have scrolled down 1/7th of ED's 'Offended' page* - most other things become tame.

*I really do not condone this and cannot be held responsible for your state of mind if you do it anyway
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-02-2011, 00:02:42
yeah that's really nothing.
I mean, after actively using the internet for 11 years, that's really tame. Seen so much worse.

Tame.  That's what it is.  I think when you have scrolled down 1/7th of ED's 'Offended' page* - most other things become tame.

*I really do not condone this and cannot be held responsible for your state of mind if you do it anyway
I don't get it. link?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-02-2011, 00:02:38
Tame.  That's what it is.  I think when you have scrolled down 1/7th of ED's 'Offended' page* - most other things become tame.

*I really do not condone this and cannot be held responsible for your state of mind if you do it anyway

OHGOD. Offended.  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-02-2011, 01:02:30
Our prime minister :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idRdQ4oUejE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 11-02-2011, 02:02:58
Our prime minister :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idRdQ4oUejE

lol wut ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 11-02-2011, 09:02:07
Hmm, translates into MTV clip upset Erdogan | Recep Tayyip DJ

Wut?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-02-2011, 14:02:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UieXz9wO4w

This is my countries navy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-02-2011, 15:02:00
Probably a repost, but:

Bert and Ernie try Gangsta Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 12-02-2011, 00:02:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UieXz9wO4w

This is my countries navy


Dancing with ammunition lol!

Still better then these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib43gpKTxjs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib43gpKTxjs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-02-2011, 18:02:46
(http://www.georgewalkerbush.net/gwandpope.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 13-02-2011, 11:02:30
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/29/8bf868d1-c3f4-4171-86cc-02e29e986d07.jpg)

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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9285/16660013783187177871826.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-02-2011, 12:02:59
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/180326_1855367742323_1184701345_32269968_432889_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-02-2011, 16:02:25
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181796_1831397794473_1526223581_3417930_368951_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181732_1787699807833_1099701509_32085008_1158592_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/179849_1796061271015_1524227708_1857228_5638325_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/180843_10150140896775915_636190914_8446104_8207754_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/167163_1641072819605_1020355848_31388126_414160_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/167319_178397812202552_100000970035411_403229_3447893_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/180077_10150133819885482_617980481_8387062_4495450_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/165618_1407972179941_1851544478_740010_6286925_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163193_498784494155_603914155_6457915_2532969_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-02-2011, 21:02:29
(http://i.imgur.com/Gizxu.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3IRJa.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/4V0rL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/T2HSs.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/OttBA.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/U1o5s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 15-02-2011, 14:02:39
(http://joe.simnet.is/FH/M52mw.png)

I wonder what became of this man afterwards..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 15-02-2011, 15:02:32
It's about as fake as it gets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-02-2011, 15:02:22
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163865_181533638532944_100000289282072_581926_3125246_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 15-02-2011, 15:02:57
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166464_1580123501391_1184783803_31340216_1983311_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 15-02-2011, 16:02:33
This video is a bit geeky and long but its worth watching :D The title says "you shall not steal"

http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/du_sollst_nicht_stehlen/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 15-02-2011, 17:02:38
It's about as fake as it gets.

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/19/128769025434343203.jpg)

I won't jump to conclusion that fast, besides, what is reality anyway?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 15-02-2011, 20:02:45
It's about as fake as it gets.

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/19/128769025434343203.jpg)

I won't jump to conclusion that fast, besides, what is reality anyway?

same problem in norway:

http://www.dagbladet.no/2009/08/05/nyheter/dyrenes_nyheter/innenriks/ver/2400/7518460/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 15-02-2011, 21:02:22
Why is this funny, its so sad:( but funny ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 15-02-2011, 21:02:05
how does that happen??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 15-02-2011, 21:02:30
Meanwhile in Norway......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 15-02-2011, 22:02:24
how does that happen??
He catched that cable during his daily flight.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 15-02-2011, 22:02:36
Goat stand on mountain. Snow melts, goats wakes up hangin in the air?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 15-02-2011, 22:02:22
It says in the Norwegian article that the sheep was so horny after getting laid that he jumped into the wire and slided into the air. ;D

(lol)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 16-02-2011, 05:02:25
(http://pics.livejournal.com/drjon/pic/000ab5ep)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 16-02-2011, 05:02:26
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 16-02-2011, 05:02:09
A dyslexic walks into a bra.

This post, in of itself, is an argument for a rep function.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-02-2011, 11:02:37
A dyslexic walks into a bra.

This post, in of itself, is an argument for a rep function.
+1 ;)


(http://cdn.blol.se/photos/1276206515203.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 16-02-2011, 13:02:08
hope not too many repost but i aint going to look through excactly 2800 posts...

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/75996_10150501696330001_897590000_16039053_3726586_n.jpghttp://)

(http://lolpics.se/pics/10611.jpg)

bad idea:

(http://lolpics.se/pics/837.gif)

(http://lolpics.se/pics/11552.jpg)

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(http://lolpics.se/pics/6922.gif)

(http://lolpics.se/pics/2578.jpg)

(http://lolpics.se/pics/4658.jpg)

epic randomness

(http://lolpics.se/pics/2734.jpg)

a bit graphic: http://lolpics.se/pics/6092.jpg (http://lolpics.se/pics/6092.jpg)

(http://lolpics.se/pics/3524.jpg)

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(http://lolpics.se/pics/5181.jpg)

(http://lolpics.se/pics/153.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-02-2011, 13:02:04
i posted the last one on the previous page  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 16-02-2011, 13:02:16
i posted the last one on the previous page  >:(

sawy... ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-02-2011, 13:02:10
i posted the last one on the previous page  >:(

sawy... ::)
tonight

you ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 16-02-2011, 13:02:35
i posted the last one on the previous page  >:(

sawy... ::)
tonight

you ;)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/thumbs-demotivational-poster-1235385202.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 16-02-2011, 13:02:15
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/oh_hai23.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 16-02-2011, 14:02:33
Awesome, he tied the bars to the windscreen cover. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-02-2011, 15:02:23
So much win

(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-facebook-fails-umad-dad.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 16-02-2011, 16:02:13
THE FUNNIES SHIT EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zvxrzIWX_Y&feature=related

IM CRYING
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-02-2011, 16:02:02
Yeh that guys a hero, no doubt :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-02-2011, 20:02:50
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/173497c3-6aa0-4be7-ba1d-a9f2b9c0f046.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 16-02-2011, 20:02:07
THE FUNNIES SHIT EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zvxrzIWX_Y&feature=related

IM CRYING

Inspector Clouseau lives! Thanks for sharing  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-02-2011, 22:02:55
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/left4dead-teamfortress2-keepcryingbaby.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-02-2011, 02:02:02
http://www.damninteresting.com/this-place-is-not-a-place-of-honor
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-02-2011, 09:02:43
Find out what you are good at (http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/because-every-country-is-the-best-at-something/#)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 17-02-2011, 13:02:09
Australia No1 in car thefts? That can't be right, my car has only be stolen twice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-02-2011, 13:02:26
Finns drink over 2 kg more coffee per capita than Norwegians. :P

Some of these stats are apparently not up to date.


Edit:

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/forever_a_pizza.jpg)

foreverapizza.jpg :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 17-02-2011, 16:02:34
Finns drink over 2 kg more coffee per capita than Norwegians. :P

Some of these stats are apparently not up to date.


Edit:

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/forever_a_pizza.jpg)

foreverapizza.jpg :(

valentine fail ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 17-02-2011, 18:02:16
Find out what you are good at (http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/because-every-country-is-the-best-at-something/#)

Solar Panels? Sure? The Chinese have taken that sector ages ago. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-02-2011, 23:02:32
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166235_179612722056930_100000246099726_551264_5106328_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-02-2011, 00:02:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxEUoYHm9Xc
http://www.cracked.com/video_18254_bill-oreilly-teaches-kids-about-science.html?wa_vlsrc=continuous&wa_vrid=18256&cp=1&pid=1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-455776/Wow-headaches-gone--surgeons-remove-bullet-brain.html
http://www.cracked.com/video_18195_how-breakfast-cereal-mascots-brainwashed-you.html?pid=1&wa_vlsrc=continuous&wa_vrid=18254&cp=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 18-02-2011, 03:02:10
Hope it aint a repost
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-facebook-fails-wwlol.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-02-2011, 19:02:26
Hehe

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comichate1.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-02-2011, 20:02:01
And so it began...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-02-2011, 20:02:49
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/76715_456044965867_725785867_5955734_2822038_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/76272_1601135042661_1664625063_1468580_6145019_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-02-2011, 18:02:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw&feature=aso

When she started eating of the other guys plate, I couldn't hold myself any longer. I burst into laughter
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 19-02-2011, 18:02:31
children....they are never funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-02-2011, 19:02:00
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182841_10150106440012668_758587667_6219629_1398549_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182704_204499226231238_100000134879162_897808_6420957_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184067_187997384573327_100000892017126_488724_7061975_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 19-02-2011, 19:02:36
I always laugh when looking at those ones XD
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-undercover-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/187161934_8c4e086660.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4s6bzkn11qapkmyo1_500.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qc6aMdLT994/SNgdcwN406I/AAAAAAAADAM/LZh0QUnKPow/s400/curved-yellow-fruit.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 19-02-2011, 19:02:23
And I almost forgot !! John Lajoie !!  verry funny songs and commercials, a must see :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&oref=http://www.youtube.com/results%3Fsearch_query%3Djohn%2Blajoie%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMHNFOtjYk&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-02-2011, 21:02:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6eRqM

Don't forget the newest addition ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-02-2011, 18:02:30
Absolutely Ingenious!
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/185862_112970192111990_100001970298436_99335_6634011_n.jpg)

We will miss him :(
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183888_1432342109174_1851544478_780312_5488517_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 20-02-2011, 19:02:23
Absolutely Ingenious!
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/185862_112970192111990_100001970298436_99335_6634011_n.jpg)


it makes my brain hurt  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-02-2011, 19:02:48
ye i also got a meltdown here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-02-2011, 19:02:27
One guy makes a profit, the other is on the receiving end of a double trollface.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-02-2011, 19:02:28
wait, i can't find a single fault with that! I wanna try it with a friend! could get rich!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-02-2011, 19:02:19
Its quite easy guys.  You both put 20 bucks into a box.  So:

Person 1: -$20
Person 2: -$20

Then, Person 2 gives Person 1 30 dollars:

Person 1: -$20+$30= $10
Person 2: -$20+-$30= -$50

Then Person 2 gets $20+$20= $40 from the box.

Person 2: -$50+$40= -$10.

So basically, Person 2 loses 10 bucks, Person 1 gains 10 bucks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-02-2011, 19:02:32
Yeah I know :) It took some time for me to realize that though, longer than I'm proud of.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-02-2011, 19:02:38
Ted, find an even slower friend and you can make 10 bucks before he will notice it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-02-2011, 20:02:10
Baught this book especialy for flippy, since my grammar is badder then everyone else here

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/76866_1588588747106_1007451138_31733256_4024484_n.jpg)

I am genius and learning!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 20-02-2011, 20:02:18
Could have just sufficed with a dumb-ass spellchecker in Firefox/Chrome noob.. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 20-02-2011, 21:02:52
Everything a men wants ...  :o

http://www.boobsandexplosions.org/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-02-2011, 21:02:47
Everything a men wants ...  :o

http://www.boobsandexplosions.org/
wow.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-02-2011, 21:02:37
Everything a men wants ...  :o

http://www.boobsandexplosions.org/
wow.....

you came aswel?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-02-2011, 22:02:10
So, now we can close down the Internet

We know what mod is the best mod and we have now clearly found the best webpage in the world
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-02-2011, 23:02:13
So, now we can close down the Internet

We know what mod is the best mod and we have now clearly found the best webpage in the world

Nah we still need internets for the mod updates.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 20-02-2011, 23:02:31
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbbkxmLuwJ1qbsda0.gif)

For a kids show, that seems pretty dark, lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-02-2011, 23:02:39
Taking a bath underwater - Fuck logic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 21-02-2011, 00:02:27
F*** Chuck Norris, Sponge Bob can BBQ under water!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-02-2011, 00:02:34
Lets give him the benefit of the doubt - it might be a bath full of a bubble of compressed gas that he is sat in.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 21-02-2011, 00:02:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3c64j2DPE&feature=related
heheh
-Daddy the top came off!
-NO SHIT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 21-02-2011, 02:02:36
Epic Rammstein tribute with fucking Edward Norton or at least someone who looks like him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgoQk16pFf0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-02-2011, 02:02:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4crzZzpsp0&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 21-02-2011, 16:02:59
(http://i.imgur.com/gnyMp.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-02-2011, 01:02:14
EVERYBODY WATCH THIS IN HONOR OF PRESIDENT'S DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUkIqP-YHBQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-02-2011, 01:02:25
(http://i.imgur.com/gnyMp.gif)

A rare video of Fatjoe in his free time, forever alone on his little island  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 22-02-2011, 02:02:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtJOTzxB5GQ

Justin Bieber dies in CSI...if only this was real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: 69rat on 22-02-2011, 04:02:35
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/kneejerkreaction.png)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/why-men-shouldnt-write-advice-colum.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/slayer.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/United_We_Stand.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 22-02-2011, 06:02:12
Lulz.

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/179174-1/Bieber_RobocopED209.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 22-02-2011, 07:02:37
(http://czekaut.pl/upload/624d661429.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/fbbe2b8f63.gif)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/244db4ba6b.gif)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/e0d2add0db.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/e334ac4da1.gif)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/25f9c16210.jpeg)

(http://czekaut.pl/upload/a8453a0dc1.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-02-2011, 15:02:23
Lulz.

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/179174-1/Bieber_RobocopED209.gif)
Is that justin bieber?

ALL hail the ROBOT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 22-02-2011, 15:02:53
Yeah, but it gives him a manly death, which is kinda good for him..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-02-2011, 15:02:33
(http://www.dweebist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hawkward.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-02-2011, 15:02:52
(http://www.dweebist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hawkward.jpg)

did i spot a repost from the pr forum :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-02-2011, 16:02:14
Lulz.

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/179174-1/Bieber_RobocopED209.gif)
Is that justin bieber?

ALL hail the ROBOT
You havent seen it yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0&feature=aso

Also, the inevitable Dear Sister take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqqesmkL6RY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-02-2011, 16:02:31
Maybe ::)

(http://www.simondrew.co.uk/designs/images/prints2008/catatonic.jpg)
(http://www.simondrew.co.uk/designs/images/prints2007/tequila.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/funny-puns-were-sorry-for-your-loss.jpeg?w=500&h=390)
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/fb99a6f3-361e-49ef-bd39-72a71c0ff57b.jpg)
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/4329156f-fafd-4b5e-a679-fa189d7fb78f.jpg)
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/3b82e2db-9b78-4d33-9589-a8e87e5abe28.jpg)
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/18ec5835-2bd4-448a-9a2a-f2f600e96183.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-02-2011, 16:02:25

(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/18ec5835-2bd4-448a-9a2a-f2f600e96183.jpg)
+1 for this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 22-02-2011, 20:02:06
OK, picture this:

You know the Guile theme from Street Fighter II? Add that music to something...

Lets say: Jerry Springer and a typical "Who's the dad?" episode from that show.

Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g


And there's like a ton of these videos
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-02-2011, 01:02:41
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/74470_1317516356994_1803304642_605804_4719_n.jpg)

There is not enough awesomeness in the world wich can describe this awesome pic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 23-02-2011, 01:02:38
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/74470_1317516356994_1803304642_605804_4719_n.jpg)

There is not enough awesomeness in the world wich can describe this awesome pic
Shame its shopped, and not in sweden. The real picture explains the look on the guys face.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 23-02-2011, 01:02:34
hand probably points towards the usa as source
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-02-2011, 01:02:19
The shortest game of hide and seek ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52duiUapITQ

I lol'ed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-02-2011, 02:02:34
Not really a joke, but:
If you take plain water out of the equation, if you are drinking something, and that thing isn't tea, you are statistically a minority.

So, tea is more popular than all other drinks combined (except water obviously), India drinks the most per country, and Turkey the most per capita.

Some vaguely related vaguely funny pics:
(http://www.seeitornot.faketrix.com/content/funnies-pics/page-3/originals/funny-ebay-advertisement-stupid-naked-person-tea-kettle-reflection.jpg)
(http://theafricanamericanclarioncall.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tea-party-funny1-e1279429529383.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-02-2011, 15:02:15
http://mirror.servut.us/flash/4chan-f/-/shotacatboys.swf

LoL Awesome song!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuzz on 23-02-2011, 19:02:27
Ahah Awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBi7zwjp20E&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KPUYo2q5mTs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 23-02-2011, 19:02:58
Couldnt get the full picture to load, but theres the thumbnail.

The picture theta posted:
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5KqBUc-xLV1NWIC5LU5OtgGBbq4HKtd5qpqNw0r0fI6Pj7MEM)

the horror...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 23-02-2011, 19:02:15
Couldnt get the full picture to load, but theres the thumbnail.

The picture theta posted:
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5KqBUc-xLV1NWIC5LU5OtgGBbq4HKtd5qpqNw0r0fI6Pj7MEM)

the horror...


Talking about photoshop....I think the one with the cats looks better than this one lol..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-02-2011, 20:02:24

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/789821448.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-02-2011, 20:02:19
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/8518/ragswantsomefunbyculpeo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-02-2011, 20:02:06
Eat

brilliant, just brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 23-02-2011, 22:02:56
Haha, I watch that guy, CulpeoFox, on FurAffinity.  Here's some more of his work:

(http://d.facdn.net/art/culpeofox/1279486601.culpeofox_its_good_to_be_classy_by_culpeo_fox.jpg)

(http://d.facdn.net/art/culpeofox/1282756672.culpeofox_f14e88e1b305faf988f81a4016228ff9.jpg)

(http://d.facdn.net/art/culpeofox/1279658409.culpeofox_birds_of_a_feather_by_culpeo_fox.jpg)

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/culpeofox/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 23-02-2011, 22:02:24
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8741/ljivovaaeb8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-02-2011, 23:02:41
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/66050_439412372581_613072581_5350513_229072_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/71995_465391194872_654779872_5233440_333352_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/69435_1642692674260_1445141760_1706179_2505053_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/34420_439919381828_558541828_5709282_1199709_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/64445_1292452532022_1851544478_546211_441937_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 23-02-2011, 23:02:40
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a...Flying RC Penis? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02h0nGBryU)  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-02-2011, 23:02:20
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a...Flying RC Penis? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02h0nGBryU)  :o
NO

its heavy weapon guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1B3U0cNPjQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 24-02-2011, 00:02:26
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a...Flying RC Penis? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02h0nGBryU)  :o
NO

its heavy weapon guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1B3U0cNPjQ
The first TF2 spoof that actually made me laugh.

Hilarious find Capten_C btw!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 24-02-2011, 01:02:46
heh 2008? How did I miss that!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-02-2011, 14:02:45
Cute Things Exploding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uilt0kyKROI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwz3g2bvfBo&feature=feedf

Somehow I only find the ones without the blood/guts funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-02-2011, 14:02:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwz3g2bvfBo&feature=feedf

And that's why... you shouldn't eat too much alkali metals.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-02-2011, 15:02:20
Here theta

http://mirror.servut.us/flash/4chan-f/L/meetthespy.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-02-2011, 16:02:59
Here theta

http://mirror.servut.us/flash/4chan-f/L/meetthespy.swf
saw that a long time ago :v

but that is one of the best TF2 spoofs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-02-2011, 16:02:26
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/5ec33feb_c6ad_3fce.jpg)
(http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/meanwhile-in-australia.jpg)
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/091/294/original/Meanwhile%20in%20Australia.jpg)
(http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=142244&stc=1&d=1294352570)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-02-2011, 16:02:50

http://d.facdn.net/art/culpeofox/1282756672.culpeofox_f14e88e1b305faf988f81a4016228ff9.jpg


Whoa, that canine is totally like Transfer from the cartoon Around the World with Willy Fog.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 25-02-2011, 00:02:38
Old Jedi Lightsaber Duel (Return Of The Geriatric)  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojJUzv88Els)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 25-02-2011, 00:02:39

http://d.facdn.net/art/culpeofox/1282756672.culpeofox_f14e88e1b305faf988f81a4016228ff9.jpg


Whoa, that canine is totally like Transfer from the cartoon Around the World with Willy Fog.

Is that a good thing? o.=.o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-02-2011, 00:02:33
No idea, just something that came back from my childhood when I saw the pic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-02-2011, 12:02:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Wb8iwPQsc

one of the few good spoofs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Beaufort on 25-02-2011, 13:02:04
Old Jedi Lightsaber Duel (Return Of The Geriatric)  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojJUzv88Els)  :D

The final duel of master Gérard ... ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 00:02:38
Sometimes i feel like saying this

(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/6885/1297036244477.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-02-2011, 10:02:55
Google for tt0274518


Or for the lazy persons here, let me do that for you:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tt0274518&l=1

Don't worry, its safe, just wrong in so many ways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 11:02:20
WTF
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 26-02-2011, 14:02:07
Its simple

Take a ball and trow it away.
The dog gets it
the cat doesnt

The cat has dignity

Tao you silly cat lover. dog's are greater companions, chances are your cat thinks itself much higher than you. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 14:02:50
Its simple

Take a ball and trow it away.
The dog gets it
the cat doesnt

The cat has dignity

Tao you silly cat lover. dog's are greater companions, chances are your cat thinks itself much higher than you. :D
It tries

But IM THE BOSS
LIKE A BOSS

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-02-2011, 14:02:18
Some people simply daydreaming too much about their pets. The most practical usefulness of a cat is pest control, simple. For the rest, they are pretty much useless. Only came back to you for food, some however do show a little bit of loyalty, only a little number of breeds does trainable.

However this one is pretty bad ass, they nip bigger cats and dogs (plus the picture resurrects some classic FF FH meme):

(http://mystuffspace.com/graphic/rabbit-with-pancake.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 26-02-2011, 15:02:43
Good ol' History Channel

(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-facebook-fails-history-channel-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-02-2011, 15:02:33
History Channel in a glance:

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6339/bia0m.jpg)(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5233/sbloodoath2010.jpg)(http://viprasys.org/xfs/index.php/image/direct/I-wPwiUqBX/history-channel-modern-marvels.jpg) even this too (http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/15/25/85/65/12225.jpg) and many more...

Many contained swastikas, therefore not shown.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 16:02:33
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/65264_1295122917172_1803304642_567583_6843841_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/65478_476965086954_501866954_7148062_27742_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 26-02-2011, 16:02:46
Cat beating is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunn.

My a.......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 16:02:12
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/61043_434557295867_725785867_5586781_6889211_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-02-2011, 16:02:18
Some people just wanna watch the world burn....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 17:02:15
Some people just wanna watch the world burn....
Not me though

I dont want to set the world on fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSK-1guFLDk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 26-02-2011, 18:02:05
Some people just wanna watch the world burn....

(http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Michael%20Caine%20DarkKnight.jpg)

Stop stealing my lines
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 26-02-2011, 19:02:21
Some people just wanna watch the world burn....

Until it happen to them.

(http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_27.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-02-2011, 20:02:05
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182268_1572106265810_1330121461_31298389_3612185_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182764_1572100425664_1330121461_31298381_8157577_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/181606_1704925875316_1603086400_31537927_5037894_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/180689_10150102333063498_739813497_6182960_8055416_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/169009_1686205089226_1660622347_1543987_2138693_n.jpg)
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/180647_193250320693530_100000256892346_659757_2058993_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181756_1765895180770_1040878907_32004236_5659661_n.jpg)
I just had to do this...  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 20:02:04
Cant blame a man for......
wait he is 74 years old
so
he had intercourse with minors

MAMA MIA

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/62431_458484654872_654779872_5097368_770811_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/61845_161600683851847_100000057490822_530774_44117_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-02-2011, 22:02:22
Oh and btw...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTtsezso4Q
Duty calls
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-02-2011, 23:02:08
That reminds me of posting this series here.

TotalBiscuit, Lewis and Simon the goblin play Macika:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZHhwUK8aj8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX9uA7WCV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tLRI5OdJL0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2011, 23:02:55
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/33562_1630172076628_1306386845_1698556_3168943_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/62821_1611778623127_1496106516_31553682_6973882_n.jpg)

Did that wimp of a justin bieber actually said that?
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/62688_1609223039239_1496106516_31549216_8152090_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 27-02-2011, 00:02:32
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/62688_1609223039239_1496106516_31549216_812090_n.jpg)

Hahah, the "Love you." at the end makes it. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-02-2011, 10:02:54
Finnish swatsika?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-02-2011, 10:02:55
i KNEW IT

Just like that dream i had when i saw a ratte in sherman olive color and it had finnish airforce swastitikas on it

finland was the real conquoror of WW2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 27-02-2011, 10:02:45
I thought they switched sides in 1944?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 27-02-2011, 10:02:47
well...

1) Finish swastika turns the other way around
2) German swastika turns the other way around and is tilted
3) This is a mirrored Nazi swastika, aka original sanskrit/native symbol

Did not even notice that originally..thanks :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-02-2011, 10:02:18
Yeah, I already thought it was mirrored. But the way it's positioned (not tilted) and with the white one behind it, someone definitely copied a Finnish swatsika.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-02-2011, 10:02:33
(http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/1102/hyperion3_cassini_1024.jpg)
Quote
What lies at the bottom of Hyperion's strange craters? Nobody's sure. To help find out, the robot Cassini spacecraft now orbiting Saturn swooped past the sponge-textured moon in 2005 and 2010 and took images of unprecedented detail. An image from the 2005 pass, shown above in false color, shows a remarkable world strewn with strange craters and a generally odd surface. The slight differences in color likely show differences in surface composition. At the bottom of most craters lies some type of unknown dark material. Inspection of the image shows bright features indicating that the dark material might be only tens of meters thick in some places. Hyperion is about 250 kilometers across, rotates chaotically, and has a density so low that it might house a vast system of caverns inside.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 27-02-2011, 15:02:02
Where do you people see swastikas? Or was the post removed?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 27-02-2011, 15:02:59
It seems some moderator removed a still (screenshot) from a piece of animation video inside the last version of the documentary "Zeitgeist".

It showed a symbol that was _not_ a Nazi symbol, but looked like a reversed Finnish swastika, effectively being a stylized Buddhist symbol.

The moderator also is not very bright, since it is allowed by German Law (presumably the reason my post was removed _without any information or feedback_) to show the real Nazi swastika when used in video (art) form, or historical/scholar context.

First of all to begin with, the symbol I showed was not a Nazi swastika.
Second, it was a screencapture from video/artwork and hence allowed _even if it was a swastika_.
Third, I was discussing the incorrect representation of the Nazi Swastika on a tank, which can be deemed scholar usage and has no connection to glorification of the third reich.

Seriously, what is wrong with FH moderators when they do pointless stuff like this ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 27-02-2011, 15:02:00
I don't care for interpretations on whether something is art or an expression of religiousity.

So, I keep it simple.

Next person to post a swastika in anything other than a historical photograph gets banned for 3 days.


( I was busy making a sticky post explaining this, but I got distracted.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-02-2011, 15:02:03
Guys it is long know that any form of swastika is forbidden. Its because the FH2 lads can get in trouble with there forum hosts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 27-02-2011, 15:02:42
The point is, you can order the Zeitgeist : Moving Forward DVD without any problem legally into Germany, with the same footage of a buddhist swastika on a Sherman tank that I showed a screenshot here.

So, if it is legal to view the documentary in Germany, why is it illegal to discuss one frame out of it in historical/scholar context? It just makes zero sense.

I understand that some images are "on the edge" and should be avoided. But a screenshot from a very popular, widely distributed, allowed, legal, sold-in-Germany video is not on the edge by any standard?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 27-02-2011, 15:02:52
I don't want to have to do a background check on every swastika that is posted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-02-2011, 15:02:09
Flippy stated once before that the forum hosts do not tolerate any sort of swastika. If we dont obey that, we can lose our forums




then again, i lose my post count and nobody calls me a spammer anymore despite almost all of my posts where good constructive posts...


anyway

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/110122.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-02-2011, 00:02:26
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2010-04-12.jpg)
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2010-04-19.jpg)
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2010-04-26.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-03-2011, 00:03:30
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhau8u9Dqr1qzz0u2o1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-03-2011, 00:03:28
lol brilliant.
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-sick-day.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-03-2011, 17:03:05
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/47270_1269316433634_1851544478_505843_5048180_n.jpg)

4chan guys hacked youtube account of people who trew puppies in river.found ID of them, called the cops, cops arrested them

..and then they used to post childporn Pics on /b/ appearntly in the past

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/41311_1268775420109_1851544478_505093_1662909_n.jpg)
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/46606_10150241282705088_507720087_14657132_1750097_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/46652_1438841808872_1167821134_31103052_6675597_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-03-2011, 19:03:51
First off all, lets try this guys :)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184624_201787949834386_100000095473407_798618_845383_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188332_10150427608140158_544520157_17561083_1028615_n.jpg)

Smartest man ever!
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190409_1869004534618_1526223581_3482056_4580663_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/183699_10150100725863381_543583380_6301615_8025957_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184991_1829597455580_1109645607_32205777_475360_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 01-03-2011, 19:03:24
First off all, lets try this guys :)
Already failed :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Nerdsturm on 01-03-2011, 22:03:48
I next to died when I saw this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2DsoiA54Y

I absolutely love Magicka's brand of humor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-03-2011, 23:03:10
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/46204_1576682661734_1375627081_1522350_2812601_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/45898_1468355761782_1620229543_1090239_2643559_n.jpg)
OW SHIT
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/39896_1581093611262_1353346565_31551702_1950742_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/40098_1580155427808_1353346565_31548644_917743_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/40822_430933022566_678232566_4695225_2801217_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/35973_1169667498657_1737084395_341714_3229279_n.jpg)
The fck you lookin at mah bitch?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 02-03-2011, 00:03:37
I next to died when I saw this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2DsoiA54Y

I absolutely love Magicka's brand of humor.

HAHAHAHA, God I didn't see that one coming!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 02-03-2011, 02:03:51
im starting to love magicka
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 02-03-2011, 04:03:25
I next to died when I saw this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2DsoiA54Y

I absolutely love Magicka's brand of humor.
What is that song?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 02-03-2011, 04:03:17
I next to died when I saw this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2DsoiA54Y

I absolutely love Magicka's brand of humor.
What is that song?
a parody of 'Surfin' Bird'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 02-03-2011, 04:03:36
Oh ok thanks. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 02-03-2011, 13:03:39
(http://czekaut.pl/upload/0043ae1fee.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-03-2011, 17:03:33
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/39173_1473398029548_1071588371_1341204_4821735_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/38175_1543313151045_1481467831_1430295_7714363_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/39670_1417687240524_1182916716_31028580_5830908_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/35211_451078974609_591209609_6130248_869339_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/38298_1482993469354_1069352773_1425321_5805012_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/37520_1521540887240_1496106516_31318015_4125621_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 02-03-2011, 22:03:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad-pxjmlpds
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-03-2011, 00:03:15
(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/5332/lolom.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sarry on 03-03-2011, 05:03:47
I next to died when I saw this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2DsoiA54Y

I absolutely love Magicka's brand of humor.

HAhahaha, aahh
I can't get that song out of my head haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Knitschi on 03-03-2011, 10:03:14
Dunno if it is photoshopped but still funny:

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/6e284832-583f-433b-846a-c7faf85ed8a1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 03-03-2011, 11:03:34
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/37520_1521540887240_1496106516_31318015_4125621_n.jpg)

ROFL! Nice one!  ;D

For all those who used to watch Beavis and Butthead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpYPXnuBZdg#t=3m0s

(had a good laugh!)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-03-2011, 14:03:37
Seriously... when you see it YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HZS0WHFpc

and yes, it is from a serious show about supernatural stuff
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-03-2011, 14:03:43
Seriously... when you see it YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HZS0WHFpc

and yes, it is from a serious show about supernatural stuff
watches it
*rewatches it
*rewatches it again

OOOH WAIT HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 03-03-2011, 14:03:57
Seriously... when you see it YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HZS0WHFpc
and yes, it is from a serious show about supernatural stuff

A dick on a chalkboard... oh the glee... /facepalm...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 03-03-2011, 18:03:57
(http://www.mindsdelight.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nackt-in-kanada.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-03-2011, 18:03:31
Step 5: Drink your own piss.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 04-03-2011, 06:03:15
'Guest   06:02:27   Printing the topic "Screenshots of games you play [big pics, 56k warning]".
From 'Who's Online'. I guess this means that he's printing out the entire 94 page topic. Got a chuckle out of me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2011, 08:03:13
http://dagobah.net/flash/Catgirl_Maid_Army_Karoke.swf

In japan they will say= KAWAAAIIIIII

In europe they say=WTF?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-03-2011, 13:03:54
In japan they will say= KAWAAAIIIII

In europe they say=WTF?

In America, we say= Freakin' Asians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2011, 13:03:20
In japan they will say= KAWAAAIIIII

In europe they say=WTF?

In America, we say= Freakin' Asians.
Crazy japanese girl said that to me WATCH this its so KAWAAIII

karaoke...bubblegum songs....cat ear maid cats
jesus christ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 04-03-2011, 16:03:06
Dick on a chalk board, it's homage to Derek the 'i did not rape those children' Acora.

For those who have not witnessed charlitanairianism of such magnitute CLICK YO' LINK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-03-2011, 19:03:57
Meanwhile, on IRC:
Quote
...
NattySSD>   does it matter?
<Kev4000>   ya
<NattySSD>   no
<G_Drew>   yeh it does
<NattySSD>   nope
<NattySSD>   nonononnonononn

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/17/article-1147187-038A4BB2000005DC-183_468x337.jpg)

...
<NattySSD> now I will stop reading IRC and thin k I wqas right

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 04-03-2011, 19:03:25
Haha, I love Natty but damn that is funny  :-*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-03-2011, 21:03:01
(http://i.imgur.com/xhp1N.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/AZmrh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-03-2011, 00:03:21
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GVA115I1I8Y/TMGwbJ056kI/AAAAAAAABHs/kpvg0oCKV2g/s1600/happy.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 05-03-2011, 03:03:34
Funny dancer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_VhfxAnXU

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 05-03-2011, 11:03:29
Some GIFS:
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3772/accident.gif)
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee104/MadCookie1/rage.gif)
(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/1060/1265065276461.gif)
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/1178586188934.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/elBoris/DDECB9AACA3C-1.gif)
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2144/1280290739554.gif)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/5mn2gk.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 05-03-2011, 12:03:46
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2144/1280290739554.gif)

 :D love this one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 05-03-2011, 13:03:06
http://dagobah.net/flash/Catgirl_Maid_Army_Karoke.swf

In japan they will say= KAWAAAIIIIII

In europe they say=WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk5TJqJAW_I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk5TJqJAW_I)

Some more crazy Japanise stuff, I mean WTF!?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2011, 15:03:17
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/35376_392918217536_623467536_3635611_474063_n.jpg)



http://dagobah.net/flash/Like_A_Bear.swf

Any references to certain person on this forum wich hates bad english grammar and spelling is pury coinicidal
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 05-03-2011, 20:03:36
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld4z8chQcX1qzlgkno1_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 05-03-2011, 21:03:24
Do drugs kids!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qreVpY_PMBs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 05-03-2011, 21:03:27

Batman + American Psycho = Bateman? Dear God!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-LmRmJAmCw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2011, 21:03:52
Do drugs kids!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qreVpY_PMBs
HIDE YO KIDS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-03-2011, 22:03:11
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188756_10150116003123518_609818517_6238832_7062951_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 05-03-2011, 23:03:15
That dude is as red as a lobster atm lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 06-03-2011, 01:03:55
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/647/c96316d292a258bcf16dc12bef98363d.gif)
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/770/78e10e691f45b6076a122e6227f00d72.jpg)
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/686/00ba9a7463de01b09b8d2912919901c5.jpg)
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/815/a9ef1d0c2445a58b28f94362a94dcd13.jpg)
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/905/87d34b2859ac1e78d881d27354c87f75.jpg)
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/664/00598e12c23de517b6196dbe06564b4b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 06-03-2011, 09:03:07
GUNS!
GUNS!
GUNS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhluTb0Pzo&feature=player_embedded#at=251
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-03-2011, 12:03:23
GUNS!
GUNS!
GUNS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhluTb0Pzo&feature=player_embedded#at=251
all those modern pimped guns are lame

But my GOD never thought a 57mm 6PDR has such a big EXPLOSION with HE shell
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 06-03-2011, 12:03:33
Loose sand produces huge clouds. Nice video, though. I'd love to try something like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-03-2011, 12:03:11
Looks like someone is living the dream :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEqZf31Rn84
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-03-2011, 17:03:41
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/35831_1359249659603_1182381218_30869954_3242301_n.jpg)


awch

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/36373_1464496783216_1557393389_1101608_117143_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/35697_431003342921_735612921_5667735_6365290_n.jpg)

AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/37330_10150230273575425_672885424_13067365_4956364_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/37346_409299854322_525904322_4116580_3063752_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-03-2011, 21:03:03
(http://lolpics.se/pics/13324.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-03-2011, 22:03:11
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/35820_401683863564_771353564_4386872_4374280_n.jpg)
PRODUCT of the mothafucking year!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 06-03-2011, 22:03:25
If you want cool inventions go to:
http://www.youtube.com/user/vat19com


This one for example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

(This is what Germans actually are like)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kwiot on 06-03-2011, 23:03:54
Stalin vs. hitler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY_Htk2Lnwc&feature=player_embedded)  ;D

Sorry if sb posted it already here...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-03-2011, 02:03:39
http://inglourious.ytmnd.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY4z7BodsN0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 07-03-2011, 07:03:40
Hey! Page 200 :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-03-2011, 08:03:44
There is NO explanation provided

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2ezmvpt.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 07-03-2011, 09:03:25

This one for example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs


Haha awesome, I love Germans so awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 07-03-2011, 11:03:59
Eat uranium....UGHK...it just screams gay old man goes to Thailand to find some fresh ass.

Yurk urk yurk  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 07-03-2011, 13:03:06
I nearly drunk my own piss when scrolling down.

Anyway: http://www.literal.ly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 07-03-2011, 14:03:53
Good old Stiefeltrinken!

Some of my friends have that boot. the fun part is the beer keeps floating because of an air bubble in the back of the boot. you have to slightly turn the boot while drinking so no air leaves there.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZHyTwjPug
Kreisverkehr Erfurt
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 07-03-2011, 20:03:37
WOW... seriously, i thought it was just a south park joke, but it's real!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus

the shake weight!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-03-2011, 20:03:30
WOW... seriously, i thought it was just a south park joke, but it's real!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus

the shake weight!
That's nothing. Shake weight for men!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc381zH_IeU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 07-03-2011, 22:03:21
Just because it's funny and true

(http://soraiazohdiblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/barney-stinson-suits.jpg)

The Hot/Crazy scale. You don't want to meet a girl who's in the red zone. True story.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2011, 22:03:26
Extremistic and radical girls...
do they also fall in that category of crazy?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 07-03-2011, 22:03:11
Extremistic and radical girls...
do they also fall in that category of crazy?

Right up there with feminists, animal rights protesters and anarkists.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2011, 23:03:37
Extremistic and radical girls...
do they also fall in that category of crazy?

Right up there with feminists, animal rights protesters and anarkists.
So i can add Extreme politician, Veganist and Religious EX GF?
fantastic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-03-2011, 02:03:07
(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2433/obey.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 08-03-2011, 12:03:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmohuI-XklE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 08-03-2011, 18:03:00
Extremistic and radical girls...
do they also fall in that category of crazy?
Right up there with feminists, animal rights protesters and anarkists.
But kids, don't forget. It's a Hot/Crazy scale, it depends how hot the girls as well. Not just how crazy/radical/extremist the girls is. If you she's bat crazy she gotta be hot as well, then it evens out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 08-03-2011, 18:03:45
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-facebook-fails-charlie-sheen-zinger.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-03-2011, 22:03:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO6bQd20KU&feature=related

JUSTICE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oO7xEGhtgY&feature=related

Ye  one of the few TF2 spoofs wich is actually good!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-03-2011, 23:03:02
http://www.twistedeight.com/index.php/hryhory-chausovsky%E2%80%99s-music-condom/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88&feature=player_embedded#at=63
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 09-03-2011, 04:03:23
TF2 spoofs that are funny? I'll believe when I see it.

(and no, those links don't count)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 09-03-2011, 09:03:38
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2s0oieq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-03-2011, 09:03:22
TF2 spoofs that are funny? I'll believe when I see it.

(and no, those links don't count)
but biiviz, you cant laugh with anything  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLGk6mid8Hc&feature=fvwrel

Common, this is epic no?

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 09-03-2011, 20:03:56
TF2 spoofs that are funny? I'll believe when I see it.

(and no, those links don't count)
I would vote for this post as The Post of all Posts President of United Posts on Internet Forums
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-03-2011, 21:03:41
TF2 spoofs that are funny? I'll believe when I see it.

(and no, those links don't count)
I would vote for this post as The Post of all Posts President of United Posts on Internet Forums
Sorry but that post already exists(a few dozen pages back)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-03-2011, 01:03:46
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/6/4/46564.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-03-2011, 16:03:22
(http://joe.simnet.is/fh2/fixed.jpg)

Appearntly there was a swastika in this image, i honestly did not knew it! Im terribly sorry

FatawesomeJoe fixed it in this updated version!
The german in the last chapter is saying=My god we're going the wrong way!
As the locomotive is saying=Kiss my balls, im going to fuck in Ibiza

Drunken locomotive "Jos" was a meme in the magazine "Humo" for several weeks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 10-03-2011, 18:03:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrEk5ceRGC8&feature=player_embedded

Russian Red Orchestra player being interviewed regarding the issue of tanks in the new Red Orchestra game "Heroes of Stalingrad"

There will be tanks?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Timmay9/11 on 10-03-2011, 18:03:30
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/J/U/french_knife2.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 10-03-2011, 18:03:54
R O F L
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-03-2011, 18:03:33
Jokes for people who don't know military history ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-03-2011, 18:03:45
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199889_206948459321781_100000198866792_904114_1776637_n.jpg)


You just never will...Face it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-03-2011, 18:03:02
(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/516/18924615046994321021672.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-03-2011, 21:03:34
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/516/18924615046994321021672.jpg (http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/516/18924615046994321021672.jpg)
Should replace 'paper' with 'fuse'.  Scissors can cut a fuse, and all fuses end in dynamite (a known member of the anti-rock separatist party).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 10-03-2011, 21:03:42
I always play rock, rock always wins.

In swedish paper is påse, meaning bag. so you put the bag over the rock/the rock in the bag. we are smart
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-03-2011, 22:03:13
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/31812_1488505451668_1204891475_31426092_4120498_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/32031_1476911479938_1148251044_1352778_6985555_n.jpg)


Tits noa
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/29533_2408370847738_1205202596_100546397_5861180_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/29533_2408371167746_1205202596_100546400_919033_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/29533_2408371047743_1205202596_100546399_6241373_n.jpg)
^Not legal in your country, but LEGAL in BELGIUM!

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/29533_2408370607732_1205202596_100546395_2598883_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 11-03-2011, 01:03:53
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes

SO MUCh EPICNESS ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-03-2011, 03:03:00
(http://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/colbert_report/portraitgallery/jan2011/Robert_Thibeault_Colbert_Portrait_Bob_StarWars_v2.jpg?width=353&height=450) (http://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/colbert_report/portraitgallery/jan2011/Laura_Song_mona%20colbert.jpg?width=289&height=450)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-03-2011, 10:03:11
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes

SO MUCh EPICNESS ;D
screw 2 and half men, he can earn money with things like this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 11-03-2011, 14:03:10
A very special song played for ex-defense secretary Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg during his last Grand Military Tattoo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzkueuywybQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzkueuywybQ&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-03-2011, 16:03:46
A very special song played for ex-defense secretary Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg during his last Grand Military Tattoo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzkueuywybQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzkueuywybQ&feature=player_embedded)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dtNkQf3PWg8/S6B2Rg4xgxI/AAAAAAAAABU/1awEB_uropY/EPIC-MUSIC-WIN.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-03-2011, 21:03:24
http://www.cracked.com/video_18264_when-shakespeare-goes-disastrously-wrong.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-03-2011, 14:03:25
Feel so bad for posting this one
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199127_1912632619329_1347309803_2192689_5912676_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/183518_1832459301660_1545730402_31877868_608252_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197940_1832458261634_1545730402_31877866_4117310_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190187_10150160117260482_617980481_8693508_6241456_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183211_1903422790314_1384076410_2176030_1688371_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197870_10150121722182630_685477629_6371067_6581145_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199522_10150121721922630_685477629_6371065_6767200_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190677_104250026323040_100002141298899_39906_4336108_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198251_190040744367401_100000844309799_463465_6825281_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 12-03-2011, 18:03:00
Best.Action.Scene.Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw)
Bollywood! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2011, 18:03:39
Best.Action.Scene.Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw)
Bollywood! :D
WILHELM SCREAM

my god       actually that was not bad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-03-2011, 18:03:33
Quote
the dude jumped out of his car, busted through the back of a truck, came out of the windshield body-surfing the driver.

american movies can learn from this.
What this guy said.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-03-2011, 18:03:53
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/un/czw/30od/260722/794571224.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 12-03-2011, 18:03:24
Best.Action.Scene.Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw)
Bollywood! :D

AWESOME!

And Aishwarya Bachchan is such a chick  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-03-2011, 20:03:45
The internet is not for you...
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-facebook-fails-please-back-away-from-the-computer.jpg)


- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Sue

- Sue who?

- SUE NAMI


(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/083/109/original/alwayschart.jpg?1289857741)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-03-2011, 02:03:35
Okay double post, but this deserves it.

I don't know wether to post this here in the Joke thread, or in the tsunami-thread. but here goes:

(http://i2.aijaa.com/b/00909/7669735.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-03-2011, 02:03:54
YEAH! ROCK ON, AMERICA! DON'T YOU EVER OPEN A F*CKING HISTORY BOOK! SCREW YOU JAPP'N



angry sarcasm= >:( mixed with  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 13-03-2011, 02:03:58
Shut up warrior.  We are history nuts on a history forum.  Every single country is full of of people who don't study history just as much as every other country.  Walk up to a random person on the street in any country and ask them the kinda stuff we talk about in normal conversation every day here, and you'd get the same results every time.

I stopped finding these things funny long ago.  If anything, it just makes me sad at the utter failings of public education.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 13-03-2011, 02:03:39
You'll find people like these in every country, it is just that they like pickin on the USA.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 13-03-2011, 02:03:47
Seconded and well said VM... also I'd question posting that in the joke thread, it's not funny to anyone, no matter what sense of humor you have
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-03-2011, 03:03:27
What? I can't make fun of those people who think they speak for all of America?

Anyway,

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-dj-jazzy-fuhrer.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-in-soviet-russia3.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-shut-up-woman.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-03-2011, 03:03:28
(http://i.imgur.com/vrgqd.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/gPNeH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9xqmZ.jpg)
Potentially nsfw (http://i.imgur.com/x1TvX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NQSWW.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-03-2011, 03:03:14
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-anatidaephobia.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-guys-guys.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-hover-bear.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 13-03-2011, 11:03:30
Shut up warrior.  We are history nuts on a history forum.  Every single country is full of of people who don't study history just as much as every other country.  Walk up to a random person on the street in any country and ask them the kinda stuff we talk about in normal conversation every day here, and you'd get the same results every time.

I stopped finding these things funny long ago.  If anything, it just makes me sad at the utter failings of public education.

Really? How if the history lesson is deliberately mistaken to sway public opinion? It wouldn't be any funnier either.

During the Hurricane Katrian aftermath, Cuba, the country with the biggest doctor-to-citizen ration offered US a help, Bush rejected, so yeah. They only accept foreign aid weeks later, several days after "they did heck of a job", tell the Americans that, if they have enough brain capacity to remember besides Britney Spears' sex partner and The Simpsons' cast.

But ignorance is still ignorance. When a Ford or Chevy fails, they would fail before they recall them. But when they fail, nobody is going to read their news, that's why we only cover failing Toyota cars.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-03-2011, 14:03:56
(http://i.imgur.com/vrgqd.gif)

Too much QWOP ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-03-2011, 18:03:37
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-context.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 13-03-2011, 18:03:36
Is that pic from the new Futurama episodes? I haven't seen that before.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-03-2011, 18:03:31
Yep.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 13-03-2011, 21:03:17
Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

Win here, win there, win win everywhere!

<3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 13-03-2011, 22:03:01
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/japan3.jpg)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/fukushima_finland.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 13-03-2011, 22:03:43
50 funny computer quotes

50. “Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.”

49. “Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.”

48. “Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”

47. “COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.”

46. “Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.”

45. “To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.”

44. “Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.”

43. “If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0?

42. “If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.”

41. “Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.”

40. “Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?”

39. “I can’t uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of ‘Uninstall Shield’.”

38. “See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.”

37. “Hey! It compiles! Ship it!”

36. “SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.”

35. “Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.”

34. “Windows Vista: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.”

33. “The more I C, the less I see.”

32. “Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.”

31. “My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

30. “The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.”

29. “Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…”

28. “Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !”

27. “rm -rf /bin/laden”

26. “I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !”

25. “The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.”

24. “If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.”

23. “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”

22. “Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.”

21. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”

20. “I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”

19. The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !”

18. “If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.”

17. “Better to be a geek than an idiot.”

16. “I went to a gentleman’s cybercafe — and they offered me a ‘laptop dance’.”

15. “After Perl everything else is just assembly language.”

14. “The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”

13. “There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

12. “Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.”

11. “Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.”

10. “1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g3t l41d”

9. “Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled “My Computer”. Double click on it. User: What’s your computer doing on mine?”

8. “I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.”

7. “If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”

6. “Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.”

5. “Any fool can use a computer. Many do.”

4. “Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”

3. “Those who can’t write programs, write help files.”

2. “You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.”

1. “Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.”
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-03-2011, 23:03:06
51: I FUCKING HATE COMPUTERS


http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home?page=6

Just dicoverd this

Its so great, dry, ironic and    great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 14-03-2011, 00:03:38
Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

Win here, win there, win win everywhere!

<3
So much win... :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-03-2011, 01:03:13
http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home?page=6

Just dicoverd this

Its so great, dry, ironic and    great
Oh cool, 2 new pages.

Anyway:
How to role-play (http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html)
Japanese Football (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-03-2011, 01:03:03
Anyway:
How to role-play (http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html)


oh god, that was the greatest thing ever. had me laughing pretty much all the way through
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 14-03-2011, 02:03:12
"j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game."
"Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass."

Hahahahaha  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 14-03-2011, 10:03:07
I want to dedicate this song to Lightning, our Spelling Commandant :)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943669

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 14-03-2011, 14:03:01
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/japan_streetview.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 14-03-2011, 14:03:27
(http://woozers.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/facepalm_implied.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-03-2011, 19:03:36
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/824/mordorsuit.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-03-2011, 19:03:23
http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/luke_i_am_your_father.jpeg
http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/darth_homer-425x507.jpg
http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Renewable_Power_of_Destruction-425x283.jpg
http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/darth_vader_force.jpeg

Stop! Vader time!

-edit

Fall down 7 times
Get up 8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-03-2011, 19:03:29
Broken link, Bouras.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 14-03-2011, 19:03:40
(http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/luke_i_am_your_father.jpeg)
(http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/darth_homer-425x507.jpg)
(http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Renewable_Power_of_Destruction-425x283.jpg)
(http://blog.chriss-baumann.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/darth_vader_force.jpeg)

Stop! Vader time!

Stop! Fail time!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 14-03-2011, 21:03:39
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/457490/463843.jpg)
---
(http://kecy.roumen.cz/u_muhammad.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-03-2011, 14:03:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PAAF9KVrk

Hey fatcake i eat your sandwiches!
*boink!
I mean look at you! LOOK at you FATTIE!

"NOW ITS COWARD KILLING TAIME
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 15-03-2011, 16:03:14
(http://archiv.roumen.cz/archive/koran_to_je_matros.jpg)
---
(http://kecy.roumen.cz/homework2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 15-03-2011, 16:03:55
http://ijustcheckedgooglestreetview.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-03-2011, 19:03:30
Ahaha, this vid is even better than that "action scene"-video I posted some days ago:

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f8/Loading-youtube.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-03-2011, 19:03:17
Ahaha, this vid is even better than that "action scene"-video I posted some days ago:

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f8/Loading-youtube.gif)
Wow that was pretty intense
Especialy the part at 4.23
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-03-2011, 19:03:57
Had to play snake though as it took some time to load....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 15-03-2011, 21:03:09
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188435_10150111353256231_548931230_7025966_6389474_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 15-03-2011, 22:03:19
(https://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-24/1235505457463.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-03-2011, 01:03:45
chan4chan...


son, I am disappoint.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 16-03-2011, 01:03:19
Big Bill Hell's used cars commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-03-2011, 01:03:58
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-24/1235505457463.jpg)

Fixed, and...no. Just no.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 16-03-2011, 02:03:46
offensive you say?

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn180/4chanRus/Motivational%20Posters/Lulzfest.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 16-03-2011, 08:03:15
Fixed, and...no. Just no.

Damn where did they find that pic of my student flat? ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-03-2011, 12:03:10
Might have posted this before, anyway epic parody of iron maiden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5S1jlKXN5I&feature=feedf_more
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 16-03-2011, 13:03:57
love british humor:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1949406
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-03-2011, 14:03:09
Oldie but a Goodie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SuTLMp6Ytw

Fall on your Sword - Tangerine
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2011, 14:03:17
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-24/1235505457463.jpg)

Fixed, and...no. Just no.
indeed no as that is not pointing out a diffrence

another Amerifail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 16-03-2011, 18:03:51
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/39/lolcatsdotcomoh5o6d9hdjcawys6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2011, 18:03:11
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/39/lolcatsdotcomoh5o6d9hdjcawys6.jpg)
Thats one epic lolcat picture
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-03-2011, 20:03:38
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197996_10150125075794510_727264509_6384022_6956483_n.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

New justin bieber? They usually only stay for a year or 2.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2011, 20:03:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

New justin bieber? They usually only stay for a year or 2.

Typical american bullshit spoiler warning!

still Legal in belgi...
OH SHIT NOT LEGAL she's 13....

And my pedo pass expired...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 16-03-2011, 20:03:30
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197996_10150125075794510_727264509_6384022_6956483_n.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

New justin bieber? They usually only stay for a year or 2.


Or even more so:

Quote
Thick As A Brick- Jethro Tull

 
Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
 
My words but a whisper -- your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter -- your love's in the sink.
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in
the tidal destruction
the moral melee.
The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers
the newfangled way.
But your new shoes are worn at the heels and
your suntan does rapidly peel and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
 
And the love that I feel is so far away:
I'm a bad dream that I just had today -- and you
shake your head and
say it's a shame.
 
Spin me back down the years and the days of my youth.
Draw the lace and black curtains and shut out the whole truth.
Spin me down the long ages: let them sing the song.
 
See there!  A son is born -- and we pronounce him fit to fight.
There are black-heads on his shoulders, and he pees himself in the night.
We'll
make a man of him
put him to trade
teach him
to play Monopoly and
to sing in the rain.
 
The Poet and the painter casting shadows on the water --
as the sun plays on the infantry returning from the sea.
The do-er and the thinker: no allowance for the other --
as the failing light illuminates the mercenary's creed.
The home fire burning: the kettle almost boiling --
but the master of the house is far away.
The horses stamping -- their warm breath clouding
in the sharp and frosty morning of the day.
And the poet lifts his pen while the soldier sheaths his sword.
 
And the youngest of the family is moving with authority.
Building castles by the sea, he dares the tardy tide to wash them all aside.
 
The cattle quietly grazing at the grass down by the river
where the swelling mountain water moves onward to the sea:
the builder of the castles renews the age-old purpose
and contemplates the milking girl whose offer is his need.
The young men of the household have
all gone into service and
are not to be expected for a year.
The innocent young master -- thoughts moving ever faster --
has formed the plan to change the man he seems.
And the poet sheaths his pen while the soldier lifts his sword.
 
And the oldest of the family is moving with authority.
Coming from across the sea, he challenges the son who puts him to the run.
 
What do you do when
the old man's gone -- do you want to be him?  And
your real self sings the song.
Do you want to free him?
No one to help you get up steam --
and the whirlpool turns you `way off-beam.
 
I've come down from the upper class to mend your rotten ways.
My father was a man-of-power whom everyone obeyed.
So come on all you criminals!
I've got to put you straight just like I did with my old man --
twenty years too late.
Your bread and water's going cold.
Your hair is too short and neat.
I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no-one judges me.
 
You curl your toes in fun as you smile at everyone -- you meet the stares.
You're unaware that your doings aren't done.
And you laugh most ruthlessly as you tell us what not to be.
But how are we supposed to see where we should run?
I see you shuffle in the courtroom with
your rings upon your fingers and
your downy little sidies and
your silver-buckle shoes.
Playing at the hard case, you follow the example of the comic-paper idol
who lets you bend the rules.
 
So!
Come on ye childhood heroes!
Won't you rise up from the pages of your comic-books
your super crooks
and show us all the way.
Well!  Make your will and testament. Won't you?
Join your local government.
We'll have Superman for president
let Robin save the day.
 
You put your bet on number one and it comes up every time.
The other kids have all backed down and they put you first in line.
And so you finally ask yourself just how big you are --
and take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.
And you wonder who to call on.
 
So!  Where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last Saturday?
And where were all the sportsmen who always pulled you though?
They're all resting down in Cornwall --
writing up their memoirs for a paper-back edition
of the Boy Scout Manual.
 
See there!  A man born -- and we pronounce him fit for peace.
There's a load lifted from his shoulders with the discovery of his disease.
We'll
take the child from him
put it to the test
teach it
to be a wise man
how to fool the rest.
 
We will be geared to the average rather than the exceptional
God is an overwhelming responsibility
we walked through the maternity ward and saw 218 babies wearing nylons
cats are on the upgrade
upgrade?  Hipgrave.  Oh, Mac.
 
In the clear white circles of morning wonder,
I take my place with the lord of the hills.
And the blue-eyed soldiers stand slightly discoloured (in neat little rows)
sporting canvas frills.
With their jock-straps pinching, they slouch to attention,
while queueing for sarnies at the office canteen.
Saying -- how's your granny and
good old Ernie: he coughed up a tenner on a premium bond win.

The legends (worded in the ancient tribal hymn) lie cradled
in the seagull's call.
And all the promises they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall.
The poet and the wise man stand behind the gun,
and signal for the crack of dawn.
Light the sun.
 
Do you believe in the day?  Do you?
Believe in the day!  The Dawn Creation of the Kings has begun.
Soft Venus (lonely maiden) brings the ageless one.
Do you believe in the day?
The fading hero has returned to the night -- and fully pregnant with the day,
wise men endorse the poet's sight.
Do you believe in the day?  Do you?  Believe in the day!
 
Let me tell you the tales of your life of
your love and the cut of the knife
the tireless oppression
the wisdom instilled
the desire to kill or be killed.
Let me sing of the losers who lie in the street as the last bus goes by.
The pavements ar empty: the gutters run red -- while the fool
toasts his god in the sky.

So come all ye young men who are building castles!
Kindly state the time of the year and join your voices in a hellish chorus.
Mark the precise nature of your fear.
Let me help you pick up your dead as the sins of the father are fed
with
the blood of the fools and
the thoughts of the wise and
from the pan under your bed.
Let me make you a present of song as
the wise man breaks wind and is gone while
the fool with the hour-glass is cooking his goose and
the nursery rhyme winds along.

So!  Come all ye young men who are building castles!
Kindly state the time of the year and join your voices in a hellish chorus.
Mark the precise nature of your fear.
See!  The summer lightning casts its bolts upon you
and the hour of judgement draweth near.
Would you be
the fool stood in his suit of armour or
the wiser man who rushes clear.

So!  Come on ye childhood heroes!
Won't your rise up from the pages of your comic-books
your super-crooks and
show us all the way.
Well!  Make your will and testament.
Won't you?  Join your local government.
We'll have Superman for president
let Robin save the day.
So!  Where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last Saturday?
And where were all the sportsmen who always pulled you through?
They're all resting down in Cornwall -- writing up their memoirs
for a paper-back edition of the Boy Scout Manual.
 
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.



Quote
Baby- Justin Bieber

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-03-2011, 20:03:22
In other news, you go girl, let me smack that hammer straight in your face.

http://www.clint.be/actua/bizar/bedankt-god-om-japan-te-straffen-met-een-aardbeving-video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 16-03-2011, 20:03:24
Oh but its great some people get tremendous joy from the suffering of other people!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2011, 20:03:38
In other news, you go girl, let me smack that hammer straight in your face.

http://www.clint.be/actua/bizar/bedankt-god-om-japan-te-straffen-met-een-aardbeving-video
wha
wha
WHAAT THE

LET ME AT HER I KILL HER
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/299/letmeatin.jpg)
ILL make her remorize the phrase=WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 16-03-2011, 21:03:21
Somebody has been sleeping on geography lessons i see.
Besides all we can see here is another religious fanatic. nothing we can do here, move along.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 16-03-2011, 21:03:45

Quote
Baby- Justin Bieber

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine


i prefer this one <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzMhh8zhTiY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 16-03-2011, 21:03:47
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/39/lolcatsdotcomoh5o6d9hdjcawys6.jpg)
Thats one epic lolcat picture

so you want more hovercat?

(http://static.black-frames.net/images/look-kids.jpg)
(http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/a0/xv/p8/to-believe.jpg)
(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1193951567-1193567936511.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2011, 21:03:22

Quote
Baby- Justin Bieber

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine


i prefer this one <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzMhh8zhTiY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbNwvQXkYrY

And i prefer this one
10 times better then yours!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 16-03-2011, 21:03:13
One of the many reasons why CCP is such an awesome company..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaBWBmYfqVQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 16-03-2011, 22:03:08
One of the many reasons why CCP is such an awesome company..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaBWBmYfqVQ

CCP IS AN AWESOME COMPANY. After Tripwire of course :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 16-03-2011, 22:03:09
One of the many reasons why CCP is such an awesome company..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaBWBmYfqVQ

CCP IS AN AWESOME COMPANY. After Tripwire of course :)

hehe, I take it from that comment and your avatar that you're an EVE Player.. attending Fan Fest by any chance?


oh and to make it relevan.. some random image found on the interwebs
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/lego-ice-september-challenge-not-another-brick-meme-demotivational-poster-1253285868.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 16-03-2011, 22:03:12
Ya love CCP. Ha yeah fanfest..Won't be there, too far away and I'm maybe too young for this.

Well here's a video of the 2009 Fanfest Panel

0:23, there's a guy who scream like HELL!  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFEi2aIvsFA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 16-03-2011, 23:03:55
LMAO
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/069/a/9/battlecry_of_the_leichtraktor_by_balongaboy-d3bdjm3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 17-03-2011, 00:03:12
Ho ya! loltraktor!

Hell I hate when they in tier 8 games, freaking platoons :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 17-03-2011, 10:03:46
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-large-cereal-collider.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-03-2011, 13:03:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

New justin bieber? They usually only stay for a year or 2.

Typical american bullshit spoiler warning!

still Legal in belgi...
OH SHIT NOT LEGAL she's 13....

And my pedo pass expired...
::)

guys... this song is only popular is America as a joke... no one actually likes it.  everybody just thinks its dumb and funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 17-03-2011, 14:03:37
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/3e55f19a-db35-433c-9dcb-9c74df4b55ff.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/cf5d6919-5c82-471d-81d1-295babfe3b71.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2011, 15:03:35
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/29896_424240569609_591209609_5434459_5708329_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 17-03-2011, 16:03:16
epic fail is epic

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1702443/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 17-03-2011, 16:03:23
omg fail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 17-03-2011, 16:03:46
epic fail is epic
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1702443/

That's not even a 10th of the fail. This is the true fail:
Quote
Box Office
Budget: $13,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend: $29,514,054 (USA) (13 February 2011) (3105 Screens)
Gross: $68,828,539 (USA) (6 March 2011)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 17-03-2011, 16:03:30
(http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump197/hornoxe.com_picdump197_34.jpg)

text translation for non germans:
"and now what?
Puma, Leopard, Jaguar?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-03-2011, 18:03:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

New justin bieber? They usually only stay for a year or 2.

Typical american bullshit spoiler warning!

still Legal in belgi...
OH SHIT NOT LEGAL she's 13....

And my pedo pass expired...
::)

guys... this song is only popular is America as a joke... no one actually likes it.  everybody just thinks its dumb and funny.

You mean you guys really like Justin Bieber?

Good God, it's even worse then i thought!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 17-03-2011, 19:03:08
Michael Jackson goes Finnish heavy metal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=forB72Fwn7g

Song: Kotiteollisuus - Valtakunta
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 17-03-2011, 19:03:44
Guys, there is hope as you get older. I actually had to google Justin Biever about few month ago, as everybody was talking about him. I wondered "who the heck is that guy, politician, actor, singer?" However I still haven't heard his music and don't really know what he is looking like. ;D


French guy knocking out his wife (don't know whether it is staged):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzUq4Lihck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-03-2011, 21:03:27
French guy knocking out his wife (don't know whether it is staged):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzUq4Lihck

Naah looks pretty damn fake, besides only black people react like that when they are scared:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfD-WO7GO0E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-03-2011, 21:03:11
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TzYoqNMFc-4/TUa7a7y9d-I/AAAAAAAAGWU/9BllXuBsrx4/s1600/MISSINGNO.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 17-03-2011, 21:03:24
CAPTCHA win:

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/1292476536297.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-03-2011, 01:03:56
John Oliver: "If a tree falls in a forest, and it doesn't land on an American, then did that tree really fall? Think about it, Jon."
Jon Stewart: "But...but what...what if the tree did fall on an American?"
John Oliver: "Then that whole fucking forest is accountable for what that tree did, and must be felled!"

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/thu-march-10-2011-trey-parker---matt-stone
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 18-03-2011, 02:03:23
text translation for non germans:
"and now what?
Puma, Leopard, Jaguar?"
Panzer VII Löwe (Lion) is next though...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-03-2011, 02:03:46

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

New justin bieber? They usually only stay for a year or 2.

Typical american bullshit spoiler warning!

still Legal in belgi...
OH SHIT NOT LEGAL she's 13....

And my pedo pass expired...
::)

guys... this song is only popular is America as a joke... no one actually likes it.  everybody just thinks its dumb and funny.

You mean you guys really like Justin Bieber?

Good God, it's even worse then i thought!
well 12 year olds like him but they are not people
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 18-03-2011, 11:03:32
Cool version of that lame-ass Rebecca Black song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ReCtipPac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ReCtipPac)

And the original for those who want to know what day it is:
Rebecca Black -Friday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&fmt=18)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 18-03-2011, 11:03:26
I am lucky to live in Germay, I have never heard before of "Rebecca Black". Now I am warned. Thank you.

Back to topic. The posting of some college humor videos made me remember one of the good "old":

We did't start the flame war:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 18-03-2011, 11:03:43
I am lucky to live in Germay, I have never heard before of "Rebecca Black". Now I am warned. Thank you.

Back to topic. The posting of some college humor videos made me remember one of the good "old":

We did't start the flame war:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

A friend of mine, who live in China now more about rebecca black than me :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-03-2011, 11:03:10
well i have one thing to say

FUCK you SIBEN
FUCK you
I cant get that stupid rebecca song out of my HEAD

Showed this lovely lass today the same video, and now she said the same thing to me
FUCK YOU SIBEN
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-03-2011, 12:03:29
I am lucky to live in Germay, I have never heard before of "Rebecca Black". Now I am warned. Thank you.

Back to topic. The posting of some college humor videos made me remember one of the good "old":

We did't start the flame war:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
No one in the US knows who she is nor where she came from either. She literally became famous this week for the worst song ever. Americans have a sense of humour too you know.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 18-03-2011, 13:03:46
No one in the US knows who she is nor where she came from either. She literally became famous this week for the worst song ever. Americans have a sense of humour too you know.

Well according to the brits, we (the Germans) have none. So I guess that makes up for it. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-03-2011, 13:03:22
well you are Nazis so that's ok.


 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 18-03-2011, 13:03:40
First time i hear of rebecca black either... now i get those memes:

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-none-of-them.gif

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-its-friday.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/koma-comic-strip-which-seat.jpg)


and then of course we have this "musician": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCfm-vWuQRk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 18-03-2011, 13:03:44
The fuck is that ? :D :D

I bet in two weeks this in top of MTV charts, after that comes the Super Action Mashup Mix with Justin Bieber..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 18-03-2011, 13:03:37
... after that comes the Super Action Mashup Mix with Justin Bieber..
/me shudders at the thought.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-03-2011, 14:03:12
wow.  German rap.  i thought it would sound cool... i guess not.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 18-03-2011, 14:03:15
wow.  German rap.  i thought it would sound cool... i guess not.
German rap actually sounds good, but he simply can´t rap, even if his life would depend it...


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 18-03-2011, 15:03:23
Long picture warning!

This guy is so full of win
(http://rom.naurunappula.com/nn/1/640/929/s_david-thorne-foggot_704335.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-03-2011, 15:03:08
spended 10 minutes reading that

they where  WORTH IT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 18-03-2011, 15:03:45
i can't see it

edit: now I can see it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 18-03-2011, 16:03:23
use the link

http://rom.naurunappula.com/nn/1/640/929/s_david-thorne-foggot_704335.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 18-03-2011, 16:03:44
loved it <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 18-03-2011, 16:03:42
(http://czekaut.pl/upload/74d3fbc2fa.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 18-03-2011, 17:03:55
That's genius.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 18-03-2011, 18:03:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hP8nnCqK4gE#at=135

epic video is epic!

and the best comment:

Quote
Two things are off while I watch this video.

Number one: the sound.

Number two: my pants.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-03-2011, 18:03:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o5uIOtZHcg&feature=player_embedded

I cant stop laughing!

The french RAID unit takes the wilhelm scream to a whole new level
(the guy was despite the 5 story fall, not heavily injured)
(the guy in the middle took 5 people hostage and threathend to kill himself)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 18-03-2011, 19:03:50
...
(the guy was despite the 5 story fall, not heavily injured)
...

Well that is to be expected. He was still on a rope. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-03-2011, 19:03:22
...
(the guy was despite the 5 story fall, not heavily injured)
...

Well that is to be expected. He was still on a rope. ;)
Ye but he still hitted the wall further down the camera

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/26103_386758304748_674594748_3709211_6681657_n.jpg)
Run edward
RUUUNNN
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/29180_10150173472205274_570955273_12173914_1913554_n.jpg)


1st pic That leg seems broken Angrybeaver
2de pic Here comes Tjoek tjoek! He will help us!
3de pic Can you bring us to Doctor Owl Tjoek tjoek?
4Th pic you can all kiss my Bawls HIPS I'm gonna get drunk like fuck
6th pic Any references between Tjoek tjoek and [130.Pz]S.Lainer Are pure coincidal
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 18-03-2011, 23:03:09

(http://img3.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/babycomicq8273ud9l.jpg)
(http://img3.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/funnygeneratorpa5swurg.jpg)
(http://img3.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/vulichitler1pq43qko6dac5.jpg)




18+ WARNING

http://img3.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/hulkvj7qp8fik.jpg (http://img3.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/hulkvj7qp8fik.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-03-2011, 23:03:33
I'm 12 and what is this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-03-2011, 23:03:42
I'm 12 and what is this?
No idea, so I just edited it away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 18-03-2011, 23:03:52
sry 'bout that, can I put link with warning?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 18-03-2011, 23:03:13
I'm 12. But all I saw was Hulk lifting weight.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-03-2011, 23:03:37
Did anyone said 12 year old

(http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/zefram-albums-anon-picture35062-pedobear.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 19-03-2011, 01:03:24
anyone else think that somethings fishy here?

that "lady" seem to have a adams apple ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-03-2011, 01:03:04
Christians comparing the theory of evolution with a jar of peanut-butter:

http://dagobah.net/flash/peanut_butter.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 19-03-2011, 02:03:07

4Th pic you can all kiss my Bawls HIPS I'm gonna get drunk like fuck
6th pic Any references between Tjoek tjoek and [130.Pz]S.Lainer Are pure coincidal

Hey!  Lies!  Ask anyone on the WaW TS.  I always state that "I am going to get drunk as fuck"  I just hate being misquoted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-03-2011, 05:03:42
Do you guys read Tjoek as jook? Like the Dutch did?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 19-03-2011, 09:03:22
It's spoken as it's written, tjoek. I don't know if you can even explain that into English with that T.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 19-03-2011, 11:03:37
Christians comparing the theory of evolution with a jar of peanut-butter:

http://dagobah.net/flash/peanut_butter.swf
LOL!
He can't be serial?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-03-2011, 11:03:47
The most guilty dog ever, he's ashamed after stealing the kitty cat treats:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI&feature=aso
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-03-2011, 11:03:24
No disaster can make the Japanese any less crazy.
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196389_1463777855048_1851544478_819887_6523175_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199714_10150126664882630_685477629_6411316_7725795_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198272_1703281979674_1166707919_31646207_3229594_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188427_187746984600056_100000942672802_404781_4015307_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198554_1865271347452_1111073107_32218736_2916733_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-03-2011, 17:03:12
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/8/7/47487.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 19-03-2011, 17:03:27
Pictured above^, warrior's actually plans to finally touch a boob.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 19-03-2011, 17:03:45
Pictured above^, warrior's actually plans to finally touch a boob.
hahahahahaha that's what I thought too
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-03-2011, 17:03:23
Pictured above^, warrior's actually plans to finally touch a boob.
ZIIING

awesome :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-03-2011, 17:03:46
you guys are so cruel  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-03-2011, 18:03:29
Why do you need this complicated plan?  Surely you can advantage of the fact that every adult human has (statistically) one boob.  Just touch yours ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2011, 18:03:39
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198213_10150116528776135_641031134_6932938_940321_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197056_1867409880914_1111073107_32221805_4700727_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188612_1922311215595_1176510933_32424610_6932731_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189125_1762541915407_1594882063_1631862_7710600_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196495_1839977874691_1097853195_2162369_6249715_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 20-03-2011, 02:03:18
A guy is being asked what he enjoys about women. Response: "Blond hair, when they are rouged, earings, yeah..., boots, firm representation, wigged ass, yeah, that will be alright..."

http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Was-gefaellt-dir-an-Frauen-18626.html


Next video shows that there is justice, sometimes.

http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Auseinandersetzung-auf-dem-Schulhof-18599.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 20-03-2011, 06:03:51
WOOOOOOOW Long live fat kid!!  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-03-2011, 09:03:42
Both of those kids where expelled for 4 days. Talk about justice  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-03-2011, 19:03:26
(http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/files/2011/02/smbc_grandpa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-03-2011, 20:03:23
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189276_1936273651064_1369043730_2664684_7395298_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/189310_10150132693297360_601147359_6588600_2515648_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188234_1766158186150_1005012531_31945129_2027603_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 20-03-2011, 21:03:40
(http://gallery.seloc.org/albums/userpics/38374/untitled5.bmp)
(http://gallery.seloc.org/albums/userpics/38374/untitled6.bmp)
(http://gallery.seloc.org/albums/userpics/38374/untitled7.bmp)
(http://gallery.seloc.org/albums/userpics/38374/untitled9.bmp)
(http://gallery.seloc.org/albums/userpics/38374/untitled1.bmp)
(http://gallery.seloc.org/albums/userpics/38374/untitled2.bmp)
(http://gallery.seloc.org/albums/userpics/38374/untitled3.bmp)

EDIT: Bonus picture:
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/13fe3cc2-db69-4aa8-9a78-875c064d4929.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 20-03-2011, 21:03:17
Love the one with the flies :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 20-03-2011, 22:03:20
Love the one with the flies :P
Just when you start losing faith in humanity, something like this comes along.  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 20-03-2011, 23:03:21


(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188234_1766158186150_1005012531_31945129_2027603_n.jpg)

Allow me to counter;
http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jail
or should I post the Michael Moore page?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-03-2011, 23:03:48


http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188234_1766158186150_1005012531_31945129_2027603_n.jpg

Allow me to counter;
http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jail
both sides have their fucking idiots
"Sarcasm Detected!
This article is or this part of the article is sarcastic. We hold up a sign for you!"

"--most articles should take stereotypical liberal views and distort them to the extreme."

Basically, liberabedia is intentionally humorous.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 20-03-2011, 23:03:28
(http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/4976/19273217695341235161410.jpg)

(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/5538/20054117740158648531072.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-03-2011, 16:03:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3QKEPpXVhE&feature=feedf

Thats a very cute ....
(http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/its-a-trap.jpg)


The hell you talking about ackbar? Its not a tra

OOH SHIT FUCK NOOO
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-03-2011, 19:03:24
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190208_1784575107068_1620229543_1700945_6430075_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190717_1907364933604_1526223581_3536042_5677203_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196924_1907364573595_1526223581_3536041_6780678_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199066_1907364133584_1526223581_3536039_5542130_n.jpg)

Red light district, Antwerp, Belgium
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188844_1658456777101_1107578627_31476073_6590514_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/189035_1906764358590_1526223581_3535258_5423052_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197345_1868361944668_1109645607_32267551_6008658_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198037_203244849704099_100000557567190_708705_2884591_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-03-2011, 20:03:41
OK this time i am not wrong. These real asian woman!

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25084_1377755320352_1125934889_31127424_5997595_n.jpg)


Right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-03-2011, 20:03:49
No :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-03-2011, 21:03:23
No :)
aaah so you know them  ;) ;) ;)

Did you had a good time  ;) ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-03-2011, 21:03:37
Always :)

And i have found even better things  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 22-03-2011, 00:03:35
Ah can i join in? I like chineese. Especialy round footbal time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 22-03-2011, 03:03:52
We all love the Big Ball Fail XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7RflDv5Qw8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-03-2011, 08:03:05
(http://static3.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/9/12/8/media_xl_4111343.jpg?20110322054327)

Found this photo in an article on site of belgian newspaper

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-03-2011, 22:03:19
Dear Diary.

today i went on the internett and found this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3Ibp9LQPM&feature=related

i love you internett. i love you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-03-2011, 22:03:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNpGGrYgbXI

RIP Knut

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-03-2011, 23:03:18
In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home.....  (http://www.deepspirits.com/eyeopeners/living-life-backwards.php)  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 23-03-2011, 00:03:28
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-03-2011, 00:03:54
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-21-2011/america-s-freedom-packages
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-03-2011, 00:03:40
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
LMFAO
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN

EEVVERRYbodies  Ruuaassiann

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-21-2011/america-s-freedom-packages
And thats the first time i laughed with US humour, because that was really good
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 23-03-2011, 02:03:54
I was just browsing and found a few dumbass driver vids. First one is rather long but worth watching.

Dumbass kids trying to pull a car out of the snow  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1qJ5IT72Aw)

Dumbass wipes out  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7jfUAVsXx4)
This one reminds me to my own stupidity: Even though I discredit myself: I did something similar last autumn at a junction. Road had 6 lanes total, 2 lanes ahead, 2 lanes left turning, 2 lanes forthcomming, structural separation. Pulled the handbrake on wet surface at about 70km/h (45mph), did a clear 180° and stalled the engine. Since then my left rear door doesn't open... Yes, I know I was stupid. Will never do it again. So, don't do this at home.... ::)

passenger in pick up truck gets thrown out in desert - funny  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_tQ5YMJqSk)

DUMBASS CRASHES  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFF_ueOZ2mw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 23-03-2011, 11:03:35
Creepy easter-bunnies:

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/f2a7c0d0-10fd-4f26-b12d-cfc2d772a25f.jpg)
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/bf4e7608-2335-49cf-800e-add2e622da9f.jpg)
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/94dd0c17-b3fe-4899-995b-ac958f9f9e20.jpg)
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/371d9645-12da-46f6-aa13-6a8a81c75457.jpg)
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/2ecfb0fa-6d8e-4769-a728-ffdf1027100a.jpg)
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/97b61907-8a78-456a-88c8-7e5642bdbd0c.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-03-2011, 12:03:54
The last one is the most evil looking one  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 23-03-2011, 12:03:52
2 more ones. the 2nd is just so wrong. title is "subtle, mr rabbit, subtle"
but you can check the site yourself http://sketchybunnies.failblog.org/

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/6216e5ed-420b-499b-8415-f6e7c39f2336.jpg)
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/7740eedd-2ed6-4fb2-b1e1-0e326bb74b13.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 23-03-2011, 13:03:19
Lol Last one should be labelled Pedo-Bunny....look at how he's holding it  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 23-03-2011, 13:03:58
The one holding the basket is kinda suspicious as well... wonder if there's an easter egg hidden in there? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-03-2011, 14:03:29
(http://media.riemurasia.net/hylatyt/144141446.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 23-03-2011, 18:03:19
Nuclear Boy or: Japans nuclear disaster explained to children (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sakN2hSVxA)

Crazy Japanese! There´s a so much bad stuff happening to them and yet they make crazy cartoons...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-03-2011, 18:03:09
Nuclear Boy or: Japans nuclear disaster explained to children (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sakN2hSVxA)

Crazy Japanese! There´s a so much bad stuff happening to them and yet they make crazy cartoons...
Wha :o

erm ???

What the hell did I just watch?

Seriously!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-03-2011, 18:03:49
Haha, found that a few days ago on fb, was awesome :p

Edit:
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/199901_1841329589131_1117297969_2123241_6870870_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-03-2011, 21:03:06
(http://www.photochopped.org//photochop/1011/inspecting-the-troops-iceman-photochop-1290814033.jpg)

swastika warning (Achtung: Hakenkreuz): http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/humanity-hate-racism-religion-demotivational-posters-1300711047.jpg

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-gir.jpg)

http://www.haveaslogan.com/

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129030746909576510.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-03-2011, 22:03:51
(http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/white-trash-repairs-the-fastest-of-them-all.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 24-03-2011, 01:03:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNpGGrYgbXI

RIP Knut



It's Flippy! Look, he flipped at the end :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-03-2011, 02:03:00
... dude the poor bear died...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sarry on 24-03-2011, 04:03:58
Poor Polar Bear....I guess it was his time to go :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 24-03-2011, 08:03:53
He went bottoms up. Quick someone tell him that he ain't a fish!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-03-2011, 09:03:05
He went with style, after that little dance.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 24-03-2011, 10:03:33
Clearly, he had seen a visitor playing QWOP on iPhone and thought it was a good idea to imitate the gait...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-03-2011, 11:03:47
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/3/6/48736.gif?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 24-03-2011, 13:03:11
pointless, boring, annoying. Or am I missing something ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 24-03-2011, 15:03:59
pointless, boring, annoying. Or am I missing something ?
Just ignore him. look back on all his posts in this thread. I'll be surprised if you anyone of them gets you to even smile.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-03-2011, 15:03:49
The american freedom package was pretty good

well at the ending
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 24-03-2011, 16:03:28
Well the fght scenes in the bourne movies where terrible, a bit like his GIF, maybe thats it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 24-03-2011, 17:03:04
I suppose they overdid the camera shaking or something? I've watched all of the Bourne movies but I can never seem to remember anything from them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-03-2011, 17:03:45
Quote
Like its predecessor, The Bourne Supremacy, the film was criticized for its overuse of "shaky camera" work, as Richard Corliss of Time magazine, in an otherwise positive review, wondered "why, in the chat scenes, the camera is afflicted with Parkinson's?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 24-03-2011, 18:03:08
Damn, that Bourne poster was great!

 And yeah, that shaky camera thing became kind of a thing for all the Bourne movies, quite annoying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 24-03-2011, 18:03:21
I really like the born movies, found out about them way too late so had a nice little surprise in store for myself.

Either way, even though I am cinematically educated somewhat, I can't say I found any of the filmwork annoying. They are pretty well directed an filmed movies tbh. So, still don't think it's funny :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-03-2011, 19:03:55
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/5t/ew3/izpq/296911/798242059.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-03-2011, 19:03:52
Let's get five midgets together and do a Two And A Half Men parody.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 24-03-2011, 20:03:12
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtnlN701E4m5dbWJf0_fjh2RFZ4QQuRiAq0x_3tTlhCILqzKCM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-03-2011, 21:03:20
The God Emperor Thorondor is watching this thread.

Edit: And looks like his minion was faster with deleting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 24-03-2011, 21:03:13
Cleaned the bloody chit chat again. Next up, lock.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 24-03-2011, 21:03:45
Me like mammoth ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb0ef6NhY74
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 24-03-2011, 22:03:52
Thanks for Le clean up

Shamelessly stoeln from FHA forums
(http://www.shoeboxblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/animal-antics4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 24-03-2011, 23:03:09
Snakes can't unhinge their jaws, that's a common misconception.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-03-2011, 23:03:23
Sometimes I really wonder if you have no emotions or something.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 24-03-2011, 23:03:00
Snakes can't unhinge their jaws, that's a common misconception.
Thank you Professor Buzzkill! I learn something new everyday here :)


Seriously the best quote I've ever heard.

Jim Morrison on him gaining weight his last year alive.

"I felt so great, I felt like a tank, you know? I felt like a large mammal, a big beast. When I moved through the corridors or across the lawn, I just feel like I could knock anybody out of my way, you know. I was solid, man! It's terrible to be thin and wispy because, you know, you could get knocked over by a strong wind or something, you know. Fat is beautiful."

He was tired of being a sex symbol. You hear that? tired of being a sex symbol! and then he got fat. Even if he was untalented musically he'd still be as big a legend as he is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 24-03-2011, 23:03:26
Snakes can't unhinge their jaws, that's a common misconception.
The other common misconception about snakes being that snakes have no teeth, except the poisonous snakes who only have the two poison teeth and nothing else.

A quality tabloid around here told as news how a model in Israel had been bitten in the breast by a boa on a photoshoot (watch the video!). The snake then supposedly died due to "silicone poisoning", even without ingesting the said breast, just by biting and not letting go voluntarily. That the snake's neck was broken when the poor animal was violently wrestled away from the plastic breast had nothing to do with the death, of course. Wait, the joke is forthcoming.

But some very smart people did voice their suspicions, saying in the comments thread that "why did they kill that poor animal, it could not have even bitten her, boas are constrictors and have no teeth, it are fact because I watch nature programs on telly!".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-03-2011, 23:03:48
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2530/michiganindianda.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 25-03-2011, 00:03:13
Just made this myself

(http://s4.postimage.org/544w6n6uw/breaking_news.jpg)

(hope you can actually see it :b)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-03-2011, 00:03:42
I like flags, goddamn it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 25-03-2011, 01:03:06
Considered the drawing very funny.
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8817/image195527panov9freeyo.jpg)
Oh no, it's him again... - One spoon of bullshit!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-03-2011, 01:03:58
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/pats2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 25-03-2011, 05:03:37
Snakes can't unhinge their jaws, that's a common misconception.
The other common misconception about snakes being that snakes have no teeth, except the poisonous snakes who only have the two poison teeth and nothing else.

A quality tabloid around here told as news how a model in Israel had been bitten in the breast by a boa on a photoshoot (watch the video!). The snake then supposedly died due to "silicone poisoning", even without ingesting the said breast, just by biting and not letting go voluntarily. That the snake's neck was broken when the poor animal was violently wrestled away from the plastic breast had nothing to do with the death, of course. Wait, the joke is forthcoming.

But some very smart people did voice their suspicions, saying in the comments thread that "why did they kill that poor animal, it could not have even bitten her, boas are constrictors and have no teeth, it are fact because I watch nature programs on telly!".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHs--QJLHV4&feature=related

1:24 for bite :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 25-03-2011, 09:03:47
(http://martialartsmoviejunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chuck-norris.jpg)
Lol!

And another one:

(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/2/VPBf5qVtu5CXjz6gRyrNbQ7882/GW138H81)
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.   ;D

He can't free-look in Fh2 then  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 25-03-2011, 13:03:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U&feature=feedf

Friday as interpreted by a bad lip reader
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 25-03-2011, 16:03:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U&feature=feedf

Friday as interpreted by a bad lip reader

Wow this one actually makes sense!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-03-2011, 20:03:04
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI

http://brockbaker.spreadshirt.com/my-hand-is-a-dolphin-male-A7274065/customize/color/2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-03-2011, 11:03:55
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188797_1849013181039_1111988125_32148554_1573032_n.jpg)
Why are you throwing bananas out of the window.
It's against the lions.
But there are no lions here.
You see that it helps.

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196913_1849010860981_1111988125_32148553_5540976_n.jpg)
Baziel has to go to the army.
What do you prefer, Army, Airforce or Navy.
Navy.
Can you swim?
What do you mean, don't you have boats?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-03-2011, 19:03:56
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/2/3/49223.jpg?v=1)

http://www.cracked.com/article_18970_5-ways-video-games-are-about-to-get-way-more-f2340kable.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 26-03-2011, 23:03:07
So this is what he looks like with pants on.

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199974_1811328837306_1062556584_2033462_2590698_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-03-2011, 23:03:23
Hurray for propaganda!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-03-2011, 23:03:40
Wow, I can't say I've ever seen anyone manage to mix up Cameron and Brown ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-03-2011, 23:03:35
Wow, I can't say I've ever seen anyone manage to mix up Cameron and Brown ::)
Exactly what I noticed. lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 27-03-2011, 00:03:37
Wow, I can't say I've ever seen anyone manage to mix up Cameron and Brown ::)
Exactly what I noticed. lol.

Didnt notice that, I was too busy trying to figure out why the hell the Israeli's are there :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2011, 00:03:41
Wow Merkel looks better than in RL! How charming of them! ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 27-03-2011, 00:03:05
Wow Merkel looks better than in RL! How charming of them! ^^

I thought that was Hillary :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-03-2011, 00:03:58
Wow Merkel looks better than in RL! How Hellenistic-era Greek of them! ^^

Fix'd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-03-2011, 00:03:03
This makes no sense Warrior...


Its not our fault she looks like Hitler.If only Hitler had a full mustache...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-03-2011, 01:03:24
Hellenistic-era Greek art aimed to make all images look supernaturally beautiful, when compared to their real-life counterparts.  It tried to create the most perfect images.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 27-03-2011, 04:03:39
cool...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 27-03-2011, 06:03:57
Hellenistic-era Greek art aimed to make all images look supernaturally beautiful, when compared to their real-life counterparts.  It tried to create the most perfect images.

It was also incredibly colourful in its original state:

http://io9.com/#!5616498/ultraviolet-light-reveals-how-ancient-greek-statues-really-looked

(http://also.kottke.org/misc/images/colorful-greek-statues.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 27-03-2011, 07:03:33
Is that Merkel or Hillary? I thought Germany was against all that with China and Russia together. Pffft... typical anti-west stupid bias.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 27-03-2011, 08:03:33
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/nc/cb6/t2xk/57131/798911631.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2011, 10:03:16
Just cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i2HWFaqFs0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 27-03-2011, 16:03:01
(http://archiv.roumen.cz/archive/sick_tattoo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 28-03-2011, 00:03:43
http://www.dump.com/2010/11/23/this-is-norway-video/

true story of Norway ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 28-03-2011, 12:03:13

just dumping some fun for monday morning
(http://www.emok.tv/wp-content/gallery/emok-picdump-182/thumbs/thumbs_EMOK%20Picdump%20182_039.jpg)

(http://www.onlyfun.to/picdump/2011/30/02.jpg)

(http://www.onlyfun.to/picdump/2011/30/13.jpg)
pakistani-irish-lumberjack-commando ?

(http://www.zonx.de/bilder/lustige-bilder-picdump-129/thumbs/thumbs_lustige-bilder-picdump-129-039.jpg)

(http://www.wiegeil.net/pics/13/wiegeil.net_picdump_13_36.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-03-2011, 12:03:32

(http://www.wiegeil.net/pics/13/wiegeil.net_picdump_13_36.jpg)

THIS MADE MY DAY

SO FUCKING FUNNY AND TRUE

(belgium part)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-03-2011, 14:03:47
you mean the EU? fucking A, no democracy there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuzz on 28-03-2011, 14:03:33
(http://www.10minutesaperdre.fr/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/danslecul1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-03-2011, 17:03:19
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liol2hR1HM1qbqt8go1_500.jpg)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_likwa0lMK81qbqt8go1_500.gif)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lil1hyqEoi1qbqt8go1_250.gif)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilbf2B7rn1qbqt8go1_500.jpg)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liffu2p3sj1qbqt8go1_500.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDKoXTEU8Vo&feature=player_embedded

Dimitri its friday


=======================edit============================

Alright what in the fuck is that....: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w02QxQZGQc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-03-2011, 23:03:43
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/macgyvererectile.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 28-03-2011, 23:03:22
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/macgyvererectile.png)

Poor guy. Dude that's not a tree :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-03-2011, 01:03:34
(http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/firetruck-fire.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/J0u4c.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/DEuAG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/H0ZYg.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/sOC7Y.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/2EoSd.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/UOUKg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 29-03-2011, 20:03:43
Give her a damn seat already :(

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/GIFs/Friday_50cent_Bert.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 29-03-2011, 20:03:42
(http://i.imgur.com/YNm3r.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/VRkz0.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/PZ1qJ.gif)
(wait for it)


(http://i.imgur.com/zo0Y8.jpg)


(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197009_205888126106766_100000567399774_767846_7063225_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 30-03-2011, 05:03:57
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/24/1873e783-c6a8-4b02-8eee-eb7f9a5eea54.jpg)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/29/6a87e8e3-dc39-49df-a08a-39411e8356bc.gif)

OH YES THEY ARE TRUE
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/33edc5a7-1585-42ab-82e5-3f2cdb766595.jpg)

(http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/345124-slow_down_cop_hides_behind_sign.jpg)

by far my favorite XD
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-undercover-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 30-03-2011, 20:03:28
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/matches_art.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: silian on 30-03-2011, 23:03:36
Goldeneye (the film) meets Goldeneye 007 (the game).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N_QU20kqgU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 31-03-2011, 01:03:04
Dunundundunudundundundundun (yes Batman theme) Shadow Maaan! (http://www.myspace.com/video/jc-johnson-a/shadow-man/102756452)  :o

*1:55
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-03-2011, 19:03:45
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/12447_1268327383786_1097853195_842301_7580095_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13636_1300818042983_1306386845_865891_2702379_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/15443_169606406515_579331515_2906558_5028798_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-03-2011, 22:03:26
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197999_1788378602782_1639103905_1669478_3467554_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2011, 17:04:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPI6g_XG7ck&feature=fvst

Even darth vader needs cash these days
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 01-04-2011, 19:04:42
I don't get the last one you posted siben
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 01-04-2011, 19:04:02
(http://www.keremix.de/wp-content/juden-sind-die-besten.jpg)

(http://www.mahnung-gegen-rechts.de/pages/staedte/Zittau/pics/Gelber-Stern.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-04-2011, 19:04:00
Wow, good thing I remembered Siben's post on the pevious page.


Anyway, Mike Diva (linked from MysteryGuitarMans latest video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLf4k7fNVU&feature=feedu)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOh1TRGNjw&feature=channel_video_title
(Warning: may contain strong straces of Dustep and WTFman)


Also: Bonus MGM video (Expert Mode ft. Fire and Flames by Dragonforce)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-04GDJtFSjk&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-04-2011, 21:04:01
Anyone who has watched a Brian Cox documentary will find this pretty accurate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 02-04-2011, 01:04:01
(http://i.imgur.com/DE6e0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SUTTO on 02-04-2011, 01:04:21
Judging by the amount of views this guy has got I'm sure many of you have seen this guy before but for those of you that haven't here is some links anyways

Awesome Russian dude that loves to shoot and blow stuff up with insane accent 
I think the way that he signs off his videos is what makes it that extra bit of awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXONItsEU7E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijeIJA8DbVA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPZnRZt0iFY

As usual, have nice day =)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 02-04-2011, 01:04:43
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/24/adult-postman-pat-300057
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-04-2011, 14:04:01

What dreams are made of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkOnxw5E0o&feature=fvst
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-04-2011, 16:04:36
(http://i.imgur.com/DE6e0.jpg)

/nostalgia trip
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 02-04-2011, 16:04:33
(http://i.imgur.com/DE6e0.jpg)

/nostalgia trip
Finally!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-04-2011, 17:04:00
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6285/godofwarscaled.jpg)
(http://www.madmann.com/cracked/sheentheftauto.jpg)
(http://www.madmann.com/cracked/michaelrising.jpg)
(http://www.madmann.com/cracked/binladenscreed.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [11PzG]matyast on 02-04-2011, 20:04:52
Here is something for you Star Wars fans..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqw94Yrsnjs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-04-2011, 01:04:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xK0HEJUUqY

Best but most horrible prank ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 03-04-2011, 01:04:01
OHMYGOD. I lol'd so hard i'm going to hell. xD

What a sick, clever bastard!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-04-2011, 02:04:37
Probably one of the better memes to come out of meme generator: Indie Game Developer


http://dragonmaw.tumblr.com/post/4273836091/indie-game-developer-meme
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 03-04-2011, 11:04:58
That vid was great. YOU'RE REALLY SICK IN THE HEAD YOU AS*HOLE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-04-2011, 17:04:03
(http://i.imgur.com/8GHed.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/2NIsb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/knwoN.jpg)

(http://qikr.co/m5d4v)

and, to make your day that little bit more awesome:

(http://i.imgur.com/N9KoO.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2011, 23:04:43
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6371_1193251028604_1148251044_550408_3913812_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6371_1192601252360_1148251044_547148_4467205_n.jpg)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v5124/52/121/719386846/n719386846_2625682_6743564.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3315/184/113/596549501/n596549501_2512311_6890825.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v5069/72/108/1435148753/n1435148753_425044_932379.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 03-04-2011, 23:04:10
Some older stuff from 2005. Still great. Length: 1:10.

Jesus Christ - The Musical (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8075724674317499248#)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 03-04-2011, 23:04:06
ITS PIGSHEEPS!!!

(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/160/160150/16015081/jpg/active/866x550.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 04-04-2011, 00:04:41
We're getting closer to the eggs-providing-wool-and-milk-sow, I guess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuzz on 04-04-2011, 00:04:47
Which seat can i take?

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/Stephen-Colbert-Sings-Friday-with-The-Roots-4111/1317553
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2011, 00:04:51
ITS PIGSHEEPS!!!

(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/160/160150/16015081/jpg/active/866x550.jpg)
mm... bacon-kebab!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2011, 00:04:35
Which seat can i take?

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/Stephen-Colbert-Sings-Friday-with-The-Roots-4111/1317553
awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-04-2011, 15:04:40
(http://i.imgur.com/VFhIf.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2011, 17:04:32
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1141/1301881107674.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-04-2011, 17:04:05
Haha, the cursed Chauchat  :P

Is this done with that gun building game?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-04-2011, 17:04:57
If HK was able to fix that piece-of-a** L85 and improve the AR 15 system they´d definately be able to fix the Chauchat :D
OT:
(http://i.imgur.com/o1ZL4.gif)
(http://i53.tinypic.com/sdemxj.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2011, 18:04:49
If HK was able to fix that piece-of-a** L85 and improve the AR 15 system they´d definately be able to fix the Chauchat :D

Closed magazines. Problem solved
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 04-04-2011, 22:04:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKdaqLysAY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-04-2011, 23:04:57
Sorry man but vids in a language other than english and not self explanatorily need a little guidance.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2011, 00:04:04
Do you really need an explanation? :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-04-2011, 00:04:31
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbclock.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-04-2011, 00:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fY0abDtuIU

best. evar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 05-04-2011, 00:04:56
Do you really need an explanation? :D

Yes i drank to much and i didnt laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDwWFEJVfo&annotation_id=annotation_268943&feature=iv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDwWFEJVfo&annotation_id=annotation_268943&feature=iv)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 05-04-2011, 01:04:55
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/10d4ba5372/friday-lyrics-analyzed-with-rebecca-black

Actually seems like Rebecca Black has some humour and is quite self-aware!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2011, 01:04:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmByNCqFLds

(http://www.nndb.com/people/853/000166355/billy-mays-3.jpg)
Buy now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-04-2011, 01:04:20
why are llamas so popular in internet culture? D:, they are from my country and I always trough they were litle know animals outside Peru xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-04-2011, 03:04:20
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/7/7/50577.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 05-04-2011, 09:04:04
why are llamas so popular in internet culture? D:, they are from my country and I always trough they were litle know animals outside Peru xD
Blame Llamasoft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Minter) and their games. Granted, Attack of the Mutant Camels and its sequels did not have any llamas in it, but then there was Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time and Llamatron 2112... ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 05-04-2011, 09:04:08
  I remember having some llama related games back on my C64.  From what I recall it was rip off of that awesome star Wars game for the atari 2600 (the one with the hoth battle.)   Llamas just make everything better. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-04-2011, 10:04:39
why are llamas so popular in internet culture? D:, they are from my country and I always trough they were litle know animals outside Peru xD
Just look at them, speaks for itself. Llama's are awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2011, 10:04:54
why are llamas so popular in internet culture? D:, they are from my country and I always trough they were litle know animals outside Peru xD
http://dagobah.net/flash/thellamasong.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-04-2011, 12:04:18
http://dagobah.net/flash/thellamasong.swf

ROFLLAMA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 05-04-2011, 12:04:09
"Winamp, it really whips the llama's ass"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 05-04-2011, 15:04:09
dont you remember this ?
(http://www.cinefacts.de/kino/bild/6398_1463965281d0362790d274a015a47538/6398/sg/bild_gross/ein_koenigreich_fuer_ein_lama_bild_1.jpg)
"The Emperor's New Groove"
or  the german title "ein Königreich für ein Lama" ~ roughtly translates into "A Kindom for a Lama"

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2011, 16:04:34
"A llama, a llama! My kingdom for a llama!"
"Withdraw my lord; I will lead you to a llama!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-04-2011, 16:04:23
That was like, my favourite movie back when it came out.


http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbclock.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-04-2011, 20:04:19
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205213_1940638365419_1526223581_3580578_8176827_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/200273_10150149955229626_580499625_6252427_8287583_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 06-04-2011, 00:04:11
in spanish its piña not anana ><
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Nerdsturm on 06-04-2011, 00:04:01
I just checked it and Google translator translates ananas as pineapple, not the other way around though.

It's probably a regional thing or something.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 06-04-2011, 04:04:03
We call it Nanas, without 'a' at the front.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-04-2011, 05:04:03
:| Hi IS KREDIT TO TEAM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8IGDIujijQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-04-2011, 05:04:59
Yeah, I posted it in the FHA forums, but figured I'd send you it before I got around to putting it on the fh2 ones xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-04-2011, 05:04:03
Not stealing if you give credit!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2011, 08:04:45
http://www.gameshot.org/?id=5785

enjoy game
(http://www.uploadarchief.net/files/download/troll_face.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4280/84/76/1322572279/n1322572279_434424_5803178.jpg)

Rudy started to lose faith
This was the third bursted dog in a week
it sounds epic in dutch. Klaphond instead of klapband
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 06-04-2011, 15:04:01
Loved the Trololo game, the "Super Upgrade" was trolololo-ohohoho tastic  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2011, 16:04:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6YEtbOKVz0

Man sets himself on fire on square in amsterdam, Holland
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 06-04-2011, 16:04:32
I beleive i have missed something. How is this funny?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-04-2011, 16:04:27
I beleive i have missed something. How is this funny?

Well, it's not funny, but he did find it on the internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-04-2011, 17:04:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6YEtbOKVz0

Man sets himself on fire on square in amsterdam, Holland

Put it in video of the day, next time. Was definetely not funny. The best in this video was to see that people
tried to help at least.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2011, 17:04:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6YEtbOKVz0

Man sets himself on fire on square in amsterdam, Holland

Put it in video of the day, next time. Was definetely not funny. The best in this video was to see that people at least tried to help.
It was not intended to be funny?
To me it is still=I went on the internet and i found this
I found it on the internet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-04-2011, 17:04:21
This is a joke thread. No joke here. Nevermind, we still like you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2011, 17:04:49
we still like you.
Fjew thats a relieve <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 06-04-2011, 17:04:11
I mean i never stopped liking TAO but it is a joke thread and that video made me feel weird to watch. :L
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 06-04-2011, 17:04:33
I just cant wait for this game:
Portal 2: Aperture Trailer #3: Turrets

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=portal+2+turrets&aq=f

and as a bonus, one of my favorite machinimas:
A day in a life of a turret

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2_NkyTv8E


EDIT:
Sry for double post. My internet connection got lost during posting this. I didnt think it got posted, so I posted again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2011, 17:04:30
I mean i never stopped liking TAO but it is a joke thread and that video made me feel weird to watch. :L
Oh please stop you guys make me blush :-* :-*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 06-04-2011, 18:04:08
best score on the troll game
Max length: 58668
max hight: 4403

got 2 million $
but still cant buy the ultimate upgrade :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 06-04-2011, 19:04:17
best score on the troll game
Max length: 58668
max hight: 4403

got 2 million $
but still cant buy the ultimate upgrade :(

Troll'd
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-04-2011, 22:04:44
I belive i just set 2 new records here ;D

Mapping and playing FH2 at an altitude of 10 000m ;D

i redifine nerdy ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-04-2011, 22:04:18
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207325_1815215432808_1612754506_31803772_4920736_n.jpg)

Dutchies, they are everywhere!
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/207480_1488226745066_1815878079_880582_943232_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/217043_105292566221621_100002226350379_51306_2380587_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2011, 22:04:21
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2914/84/76/1322572279/n1322572279_403822_1355026.jpg)

as in dutch=
Unknow painter.Woman with bike in her fat ass.Oilpaint on canvas. 1745 105x146CM Paris Louvre

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2749/237/37/1632978488/n1632978488_179218_1016444.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 06-04-2011, 23:04:25
Who is that on the left?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-04-2011, 23:04:49
Evanna Lynch.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2011, 23:04:41
Wich gets you to this
(http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp348/RedLanternKonan/Films/Luna-Lovegood-EvanaLynch.jpg)

and then euhm
this

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/Evanna_Lynch_at_HBP_signing_in_London_-_Dec_09_cropped.jpg/264px-Evanna_Lynch_at_HBP_signing_in_London_-_Dec_09_cropped.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 06-04-2011, 23:04:00
Wich gets you to this
Too bad it's ust a lookalike...that photoset (or parts of it) frequently appears on /s/, saved the relevant parts way back when. Original photos are watermarked by Met-Art in 2006 already, and if you look carefully, she's bottomless even in the picture you posted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-04-2011, 23:04:19
You gotta look for it.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/0/0/51100.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/7/4/51074.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 07-04-2011, 00:04:03
a guy(?) sitting on a car and Millennium Falcon in the second  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 07-04-2011, 00:04:29
Funny Warcraft 3 speeches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPH46oUYmxE

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 07-04-2011, 06:04:55
a guy(?) sitting on a car and Millennium Falcon in the second  ;D
The guys sitting on a car is Dr emmet brown and Marty Mcfly...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-04-2011, 13:04:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqi__DHLEsA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqi__DHLEsA&feature=player_embedded)

Id like to see this movie  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 07-04-2011, 13:04:58
a guy(?) sitting on a car and Millennium Falcon in the second  ;D
The guys sitting on a car is Dr emmet brown and Marty Mcfly...
Yep beat me to it - Back to the Future III
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 07-04-2011, 14:04:56
(http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/3913/image200489galleryv9xva.jpg)
How stupid can they be? Craftsmen stopped by german police. Broken neck would be guaranteed on the next full break.



Edit:// Prank: iPad 2 Review - Hands On [HD] 17th of February

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct1_r_61sk8


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Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 07-04-2011, 18:04:14
This is EastEnders:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/EEnewtitles.png)

Look at how many different dogs howl at its opening theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoJLvtrzSrA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIX9HGvAadg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTQTHvW87Q&feature=watch_response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXDoFMvUZ4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LloMuXX9mEA&feature=related

OMG, even a Dalmatian does too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCFdGLYqws&feature=related

Was this show made by cats?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-04-2011, 22:04:49
Jeroom,  one of Belgians finest artists.

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208768_1942260642885_1433547313_2255025_8003419_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-04-2011, 22:04:14
That...would cause a massive shitstorm in the US. :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 07-04-2011, 23:04:06
Hilarious :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-04-2011, 01:04:38
http://cyanogenmod.com/epicroll.swf

 ;D

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/comp4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 08-04-2011, 02:04:58
WOW I LOVE THIS !!!

Imagine both in the same time, a REDSTAS !!! that would be freak XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-04-2011, 04:04:57
(http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/111/111152/pages/256537/TrollBGon.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 08-04-2011, 11:04:47
Canadian way of making coffee in a warzone:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cae_1301969332 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cae_1301969332)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 08-04-2011, 12:04:04
And whilst drinking their coffee. Mc muffin was dragged off by insurgents without them noticing, because desert coffeee IS SO FUCKING GOOD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-04-2011, 17:04:28
(http://www.funmail2u.de/html/bilder/bilder/110117-ich_bin_schon_bei_der_dritten.jpg)

for the non Germans:
"Live consists of 4 bottles ... shit i am already at the 3rd"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 08-04-2011, 20:04:30
Darn! I have no life, I drink wine. (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 08-04-2011, 20:04:24
Darn! I have no life, I drink wine. (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

That makes the two of us  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 08-04-2011, 21:04:37
Ever tried to drink tequila like this? ;D

tequila trinken wie männer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW1YE7EjlMc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 08-04-2011, 21:04:10
Ever tried to drink tequila like this? ;D

tequila trinken wie männer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW1YE7EjlMc


It's called 'Tough man shot'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-04-2011, 00:04:26
Darn! I have no life, I drink wine. (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

That makes the two of us  ;)

but I don't think Gl@mrock hangs out with cougars while wearing weird glasses  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 09-04-2011, 00:04:31
Darn! I have no life, I drink wine. (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

That makes the two of us  ;)

but I don't think Gl@mrock hangs out with cougars while wearing weird glasses  ;D

Guilty as charged ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 09-04-2011, 03:04:18
Time to play a game

(http://i.imgur.com/2kfBK.jpg)

Keep looking at it.
You yawn, you lose.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 09-04-2011, 04:04:03
Time to play a game

(http://i.imgur.com/2kfBK.jpg)

Keep looking at it.
You yawn, you lose.
3rd row down, 6th picture over. wtf?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-04-2011, 15:04:32
Beat that, molotov.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeWs8Aqo2Fk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 10-04-2011, 00:04:02
French you be weird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-CobellfLs&feature=player_embedded

China, you be FUCKING INSANE! (Slightly graphic)

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjU0NDI3OTk2.html

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 10-04-2011, 01:04:12

China, you be FUCKING INSANE! (Slightly graphic)

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjU0NDI3OTk2.html



What is wrong with China? Do they give away drivers licenses in the lottery? Or do they need to elaborate traffic rules in general? Pure horror.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-04-2011, 01:04:40

China, you be FUCKING INSANE! (Slightly graphic)

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjU0NDI3OTk2.html



Slightly graphic? One dude's brain was missing!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 10-04-2011, 02:04:25
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1433481/d9073104/lekker_gaan.html
Old man going wild :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 10-04-2011, 09:04:31
Darn! I have no life, I drink wine. (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

That makes the two of us  ;)

but I don't think Gl@mrock hangs out with cougars while wearing weird glasses  ;D

You haven't see my face.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 10-04-2011, 11:04:47
If you ever been to China at least, you'll know they take chances on traffic lights.

The light is red, but no cars/trucks/bus/motorcycle is passing? I'll take my chance, and suddenly, one unsuspecting driver crosses the road... bam!

It happens quite often, especially with cyclists.

This one in rural Indonesia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou7cngpSbUs

Some university student privately produced corny safety commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGuvgNYGwLw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 10-04-2011, 12:04:45
maybe a chinese communist alittle bit too zealous  ;)

French you be weird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-CobellfLs&feature=player_embedded

If it make people think about AIDS and condom, it isn't weird !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-04-2011, 12:04:25
Crazy chinese, that is for sure, and most of there incidents are there own fault aswell. So if it is like you say ZooMotorpool and they really think like that then all i can say is tough luck dude, its your own fault you are scraped over the pavement.

To stay on topic a bit, let me just take a small dump on this forum.


(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/207322_1795073131103_1667964947_1680248_2537682_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205760_1830960170279_1128609085_31879658_2631265_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/215134_1977994737880_1483481546_32312451_7042733_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215376_208259192525616_100000246099726_771158_5941559_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205696_1916703993170_1109073273_32216803_1028301_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/217218_1850820063099_1018679834_2074921_1086602_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/217105_167217333333432_100001354983262_337054_479138_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205683_1493349594323_1851544478_859877_429846_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206682_1993728083588_1255006053_32408277_8023952_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/207954_1959040261628_1411422971_32216789_1735689_n.jpg)

Belgian people will understand.
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/217302_10150158980703304_564803303_6658128_2220854_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/206640_10150151914676603_606766602_7253490_6495697_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207283_1732412867448_1152300659_1534768_337387_n.jpg)

Yup, he got it right :p
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207485_158738677519451_100001499605020_335659_976356_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/216286_1490653885743_1815878079_883291_4360807_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205565_10150153638645213_510180212_7107669_4619686_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216155_1620284910066_1324734916_31269459_3111447_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215139_1829502370563_1030446556_32035353_1605803_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/208068_1731421362661_1152300659_1533537_5218917_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2011, 12:04:24

Belgian people will understand.
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/217302_10150158980703304_564803303_6658128_2220854_n.jpg)

FFFFFUUUUUU

i am soon of those FUUUUU guys
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 10-04-2011, 12:04:54
This is some active duty policeman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-m4SxEvnXA

In a typical PR face-saving effort, the police department punished him this way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKhRP-Bl_NQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 10-04-2011, 23:04:04
WWII Oddities (http://www.gtechno.com/cas/ww2.htm) * No idea if these facts are true/false btw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2011, 23:04:33
WWII Oddities (http://www.gtechno.com/cas/ww2.htm) * No idea if these facts are true/false btw

no 6 is true

No 17 also  ;D
but it was U-1206 not U 120
"KAPITAN GROSSEN PROBLEEM MIT SHEISSE"
""Was ist das problem?""
"SHEISSE"
""ZHAT IS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO EINEN OFFICER
"NEIN SHEISSE IS DAS PRO... ** blubblblb

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_submarine_U-1206

Dont know if all those facts are true though
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-04-2011, 23:04:01
Some of them are, but some of them are not, or are only half truths.  Here's a list of those that are false/half truth

Quote
8. It was a common practice on fighter planes to load every 5th round with a tracer round to aid in aiming. This was a mistake. The tracers had different ballistics so (at long range) if your tracers were hitting the target 80% of your rounds were missing. Worse yet, the tracers instantly told your enemy he was under fire and from which direction. Worst of all was the practice of loading a string of tracers at the end of the belt to tell you that you were out of ammo. This was definitely not something you wanted to tell the enemy. Units that stopped using tracers saw their success rate nearly double and their loss rate go down.

Quote
10. German Me-264 bombers were capable of bombing New York City, but it wasn't worth the effort.

Quote
11. A number of aircrewmen died of farts. (Ascending to 20,000 ft. in an unpressurized aircraft causes intestinal gas to expand 300%).

Quote
14. The German Air Force had 22 infantry divisions, 2 armor divisions, and 11 paratroop divisions. None of them were capable of airborne operations. The German Army had paratroops who WERE capable of airborne operations. Go figure.

Quote
23. The only nation that Germany declared war on was the USA.

Quote
25. Nuclear physicist Niels Bohr was rescued in the nick of time from German occupied Denmark. While Danish resistance fighters provided covering fire he ran out the back door of his home stopping momentarily to grab a beer bottle full of precious "Heavy Water." He finally reached England still clutching the bottle. Which contained beer. I suppose some German drank the Heavy Water.

Quote
24. During the Japanese attack on Hong Kong British officers objected to Canadian infantrymen taking up positions in the officer's mess. No enlisted men allowed you know.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-04-2011, 23:04:14
I believe theres more half true ones in there. IIRC that 45th Infantry patch was changed way before Pearl Harbor, like a decade.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-04-2011, 00:04:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldrhzw-ZKbA

NATION'S PRIDE / STOLZ DER NATION


"And as any scientist can tell you, when confronted with two possible theories, the scientific method dictates that we must go with the one that is awesome."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-04-2011, 01:04:15
I believe theres more half true ones in there. IIRC that 45th Infantry patch was changed way before Pearl Harbor, like a decade.

Ah, yes, that one was in 1939.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 11-04-2011, 03:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCjW0K9sjoc&feature=feedlik

some strange Swedish food  i guess ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 11-04-2011, 04:04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCjW0K9sjoc&feature=feedlik

some strange Swedish food  i guess ^^
That series is a completely accurate view on Swedish cooking routines.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-04-2011, 09:04:22
I believe theres more half true ones in there. IIRC that 45th Infantry patch was changed way before Pearl Harbor, like a decade.

Ah, yes, that one was in 1939.
I thought it was even earlier though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2011, 14:04:37
This one cracked me up so bad, still laughing.

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208457_1986329535266_1154118082_2393543_4104444_n.jpg)

Awesome comback :D

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/208264_1985696359437_1154118082_2392110_6116663_n.jpg)


(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/217606_1986325455164_1154118082_2393538_8379988_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 11-04-2011, 15:04:19
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/stormtrooper_kid.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-04-2011, 15:04:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hwLbhpatJo

Random marmot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-04-2011, 15:04:59
Yep, I had x amount of people doing that to me for days afterward.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-04-2011, 15:04:20
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/stormtrooper_kid.jpg)
Aww <3

Yep, I had x amount of people doing that to me for days afterward.
Allan! Allan! Allan! Allan! Allan! Allan!

;D


(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/804621243.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-04-2011, 15:04:34
It is taken from the BBC program "Walk the Wild Side"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg&feature=related

They can be hilarious too sometimes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-04-2011, 16:04:30
Police ftw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L81w4-aXnwE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2011, 18:04:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywxhnnwC0Ek

Everyone likes bieber
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-04-2011, 20:04:30
(http://i.imgur.com/ucDSg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/5WaTb.jpg)




Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-04-2011, 21:04:27
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 11-04-2011, 22:04:03
The sower Arepo holds a rotating creation? Just guessing.


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Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-04-2011, 22:04:26
Btw warrior, are you of welsh descent?



(http://cdn.blolz.com/photos/1267043723302.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 11-04-2011, 23:04:57
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216609_201520189879567_200889993275920_622496_158796_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-04-2011, 23:04:35
Btw warrior, are you of welsh descent?

Aye, me great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddad was Owain Glendower.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 12-04-2011, 01:04:18
This guy got nerves.

http://www.brainblog.to/item/2011/04/mal-das-schlangengehege-sauber-machen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 12-04-2011, 01:04:20
this guy its just amazing.

http://youtu.be/urzCX4eZ6Bc

the big 4 in 4 minutes, for all who are into metal ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 12-04-2011, 01:04:49
lol @ Snake man 0:46 in, they all looking at him "wtf!"

Bono in Glasgow (http://www.video-music.info/bono-in-glasgow/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-04-2011, 02:04:56
'At a recent concert in Glasgow...'

Yeh, 7 years ago.


Btw SiCaRiO, I liked this quite a lot :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCC1SpFXnr8&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-04-2011, 03:04:45
A montage of Nicholas Cage flipping the fuck out, hahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2011, 09:04:17
A montage of Nicholas Cage flipping the fuck out, hahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
I'm a vampiah!
I'm a vampiah!
I'm a vampiah!
I'm a vampiah!
I'm a vampiah!

FUCK MEXICO  LMAO

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck

yeah nicolas cage   such an underrated actor
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 12-04-2011, 11:04:34
Btw warrior, are you of welsh descent?

Aye, me great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddad was Owain Glendower.
I'm related to Genghis Kahn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2011, 12:04:13
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6910599/If-everything-is-soviet-Russia-is-the-opposite-Then-in-soviet-Russia-hookers-pay-you-Reapeat-for-inf.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Troll-Face)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 12-04-2011, 12:04:56
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6910599/If-everything-is-soviet-Russia-is-the-opposite-Then-in-soviet-Russia-hookers-pay-you-Reapeat-for-inf.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Troll-Face)

That's why their economy collapsed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2011, 12:04:07
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6910599/If-everything-is-soviet-Russia-is-the-opposite-Then-in-soviet-Russia-hookers-pay-you-Reapeat-for-inf.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Troll-Face)

That's why their economy collapsed.
+1

"Our kalashnikov sales cannot repel a Loss in the hooker industry of THAT magnitude!"

NEWSBREAK
CHILE HAS DECLARED WAR ON CZECHSLOVAKIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFoYkWulKOI&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2011, 23:04:59
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/drugckinfographic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 13-04-2011, 06:04:23
Lol Warrior that's hilarious. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 13-04-2011, 10:04:09

NEWSBREAK
CHILE HAS DECLARED WAR ON CZECHSLOVAKIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFoYkWulKOI&feature=player_embedded
;D

(just well.... we arent czechoslovakia for 18 years...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tuco on 13-04-2011, 10:04:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 13-04-2011, 14:04:16
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=charver (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=charver)
^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 13-04-2011, 18:04:04
If its anyone who still havent seen  "the VCR finn" you really gotta take a look :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o)

  Panasonic  ohhhh yeaahhh ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 13-04-2011, 21:04:37
Some cool pics from Russia:

Looks like someone needs a new garage for their Lada
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_cdf8ac7e.jpg)

OLGA Mini-Market
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_7fdb76bb.jpg)

Interesting design
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_1b3852cc.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_1c6f78cf.jpg)

GIFTS

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_eac80e25.jpg)

And a very symbolic picture (it says RUSSIA on the gate)
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_becb4aeb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 13-04-2011, 22:04:20
OLGA Mini-Market
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_7fdb76bb.jpg)

Wait :(

Chicks with Steve Buscemi eyes
http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 13-04-2011, 22:04:38
Interesting design
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_1b3852cc.jpg)

Interesting...and look at the staircase itself. Worse staircase I've ever saw. You can hurt you like 10 times by going down or up in those stairs.

They obviously want to kill you :

(http://www.hapoelshack.com/img/maxi/x1b3852cc.jpg) (http://www.hapoelshack.com/i/x1b3852cc.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-04-2011, 22:04:48
oh wow, i didn't even see the cocks at first, i just saw the design-faults.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 13-04-2011, 22:04:26
oh wow, i didn't even see the cocks at first, i just saw the design-faults.

Yeah me neither... very strange... I suppose they blend in nicely... (hey maybe it's an entrance to a secret gay bar :P)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-04-2011, 23:04:15
The food at my school is decent, but that doesn't make the "cheese" they serve any less plastic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-04-2011, 23:04:12
oh wow, i didn't even see the cocks at first, i just saw the design-faults.

Yeah me neither... very strange... I suppose they blend in nicely... (hey maybe it's an entrance to a secret gay bar :P)
Or maybe something like this?

(http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivatorc15d3795c72ac38a6a4e83c0ab09a2f5792489cb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-04-2011, 23:04:20
The food at my school is decent, but that doesn't make the "cheese" they serve any less plastic.
(http://bluntobject.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/lol-wut.jpg)

Hint: Wrong thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 13-04-2011, 23:04:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEf51ax5vWI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEf51ax5vWI) Faaahr Kiiin eeeeell  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 13-04-2011, 23:04:20
Wrong thread Warrior haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 14-04-2011, 00:04:14
The food at my school is decent, but that doesn't make the "cheese" they serve any less plastic.
(http://www.rearrange-inc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/owl-orly.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-04-2011, 00:04:36
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tvtropestime.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-04-2011, 01:04:37
whoopsiedoodles
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 14-04-2011, 01:04:46
Go make the post in the right thread haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-04-2011, 01:04:00
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2410/2273752726_ea16ee5479.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-04-2011, 02:04:01
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 14-04-2011, 04:04:16
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2410/2273752726_ea16ee5479.jpg)

Accurate guide
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-04-2011, 05:04:16
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2410/2273752726_ea16ee5479.jpg)
At least as a PS3 owner, I don't have to pay to play online.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-04-2011, 06:04:22
As a PC owner...  ;)

I've got a 360 and a PS3, I played them both for half a year, and now, they are gathering dust.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-04-2011, 09:04:06
As a PC owner...  ;)

this^

PS3 fanboys are gonna hate!

PS3 is something i might buy in the future, to play MGS4,Ace combat and Final fantasy
These where games i loved to play
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 14-04-2011, 09:04:17
I've got a 360 and a PS3, I played them both for half a year, and now, they are gathering dust.

You've almost filled your capitalist quota. Good job keeping the system running! Now go buy a Wii. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-04-2011, 09:04:31
PS3 is something i might buy in the future, to play MGS4, Ace Combat and Final fantasy
Fires of Liberation was X360 exclusive and I'll bet that Assault Horizon will look better on X360. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-04-2011, 10:04:15
PS3 is something i might buy in the future, to play MGS4, Ace Combat and Final fantasy
Fires of Liberation was X360 exclusive and I'll bet that Assault Horizon will look better on X360. ;D
But 360 does not have other games i want  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 14-04-2011, 13:04:33
Ive been playing Fifa on the xbox with mates for years! We kicked out the Wi after 2 days and sony can kiss my ass! XBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-04-2011, 14:04:34
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/215959_1944536502870_1526223581_3584598_7247081_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-04-2011, 14:04:24
For those of us who aren't immersed in Pokémon... what was the joke again?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-04-2011, 15:04:28
I think it is playing on the fact that Charizard and Gyarados look more like dragons (western and eastern respectively) that Dragonite does.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-04-2011, 15:04:53
I've got a 360 and a PS3, I played them both for half a year, and now, they are gathering dust.

You've almost filled your capitalist quota. Good job keeping the system running! Now go buy a Wii. ;D

I havn't filled it, my little brother and sister did, and we've got a wii as well :L
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 14-04-2011, 17:04:37
I still love my ps3. Always have, gonna play FFVII when i get home
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-04-2011, 19:04:43
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215367_1893347783997_1550635947_2029563_8208751_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-04-2011, 02:04:19
Got sent this by a friend, very cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 15-04-2011, 12:04:05
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/un/czw/30od/260722/805791619.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 15-04-2011, 14:04:32
(http://i.imgur.com/wTE0P.png)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 15-04-2011, 14:04:20
Abduljabar has it right. MOAR Sharks!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 15-04-2011, 14:04:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7c8e0PEa8s

^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 15-04-2011, 15:04:35
Abduljabar has it right. MOAR Sharks!

Living in the middle east for sometimes really helps a lot eh?

I love sharks... sharks clean the ocean and inspires us a good nose design.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 15-04-2011, 15:04:41
Living in the middle east for sometimes really helps a lot eh?
I love sharks... sharks clean the ocean and inspires us a good nose design.

Priceless for spotting silly journalist errors.
And a good surface design. We had a some nice lecutres on technologies using shark skin like surfaces for planes in university.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-04-2011, 15:04:58
(http://i.imgur.com/wTE0P.png)


Well, magents are awesome!


(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/8637/58100443850434434610429.jpg)

-What do you do on the first date?

-We go on a beaver-safari. It's a nature-experience where you are scouting for beavers and other wildlife. If you're lucky you might even see a bear. I've never been to a beaver-safari as I have never had anyone to go with, I'm still waiting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 15-04-2011, 16:04:49
All these suggestions and not one related to alcohol or crime. I'm ashamed that these kids might be Australian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 15-04-2011, 17:04:43

(http://joe.simnet.is/fixedit.jpg)

-What do you do on the first date?

-We go on a beaver-safari. It's a nature-experience where you are scouting for beavers and other wildlife. If you're lucky you might even see a bear. I've never been to a beaver-safari as I have never had anyone to go with, I'm still waiting.

Fixed that for ya.. :)

Beaver-safari sounds awesome though....

... ;) ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-04-2011, 17:04:10

Fixed that for ya.. :)

Beaver-safari sounds awesome though....

... ;) ;D
hahhahaha that's awesome!

Indeed it does ;) but i'm not sure spotting a bear while searching the forest for a beaver would be being "lucky". You'll get lucky if you find a beaver!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 15-04-2011, 18:04:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tJoIaXZ0rw

My favorite scene from the movie '500 days of Summer'

This is the scene right after he had sex with the girl he's in love with

I just love when he looks into the windshield and he sees Han Solo starring back at him like he's the king
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 15-04-2011, 18:04:19
I agree. Getting to see her beaver on the first date is a success!


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RZ58fBJlMJU/TUnm-mTteII/AAAAAAAAALk/D83RChUU5KY/s1600/shaving-beaver.jpg)

I do love a shaved beaver.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-04-2011, 19:04:41
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196978_1958885133990_1298626175_2308414_3492031_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 15-04-2011, 21:04:48
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196978_1958885133990_1298626175_2308414_3492031_n.jpg)

Lulz; but they mispelled a word. Its not señior, its señor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 15-04-2011, 21:04:00
Lulz; but they mispelled a word. Its not señior, its señor.
And problème, not probléme.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 15-04-2011, 22:04:08
!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=awWtK7MvgjI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 15-04-2011, 22:04:39
I agree. Getting to see her beaver on the first date is a success!


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RZ58fBJlMJU/TUnm-mTteII/AAAAAAAAALk/D83RChUU5KY/s1600/shaving-beaver.jpg)

I do love a shaved beaver.
lol! :D Nice

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-04-2011, 23:04:45
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199275_10150206197307448_743312447_8287910_4691261_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198953_10150206198062448_743312447_8287916_2031659_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199027_1736313401460_1047335448_31557174_3188395_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208682_201219913233679_100000370150892_616752_1130553_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/200758_1793589293046_1639103905_1675903_2379072_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 16-04-2011, 02:04:42
Not funny, just a bit weird:

http://funstuffcafe.com/img/strange-weird/tail/tail02.jpg (http://funstuffcafe.com/img/strange-weird/tail/tail02.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 16-04-2011, 02:04:32
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDbVdGSaziPQ0JvAhkEmYUxwKjSQVFW9nxa3XKbOPX5JgthCVGQw)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-creepy-squirrel-camera-park.jpg)
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/Nitro2k/SADHC6jxIJI/AAAAAAAABME/Phakne97LYg/funny.jpg)
(http://www.toolsforempowerment.com/images/funny_01.jpg)
(http://www.royalteeprints.com/_images/NO_I_WILL_NOT_FIX500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SoNNy on 17-04-2011, 00:04:50
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/pokemon_comic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 17-04-2011, 02:04:54
Very dark humor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-04-2011, 02:04:06
(http://i.imgur.com/43UzO.jpg)
$110 Worth of Lucky Charms Marshmallows

Just fucking BECAUSE.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 17-04-2011, 06:04:19
That guy is my hero
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 17-04-2011, 07:04:58
Represent!
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/180763-1/White_people_snuggies.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 17-04-2011, 13:04:35
The poor piss American joke, (somebody) will love this very much:

Quote
> LESSON 3
>
> An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
>
> The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"Again, the! Japanese was confused over the question.
>
> The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! Etc......??? "
>
> The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am Japanese."
>
> A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he.
>
> The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I?!"
>
> The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY : "NEVER INSULT ANYONE"
>
>
> LESSON 4
>
> There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true."
>
> The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
>
> Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
>
> The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
>
> The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHIT....,
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 17-04-2011, 15:04:19
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/352/b77c8f0014cad7fba754a82bb11c5928.jpg)

(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/367/243ea8a2b21963958bb5e46f7be58590.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 17-04-2011, 16:04:56
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhvneqWgHo1qbpya2o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-04-2011, 16:04:06
Because we do everything better.

'cept for boobies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-04-2011, 17:04:48
Cause someone needs to boss them around  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 18-04-2011, 04:04:06
The Saga Of Biorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU&feature=player_embedded#at=97

This is just...awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 18-04-2011, 04:04:14
The Saga Of Biorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU&feature=player_embedded#at=97

This is just...awesome.
lol i love when the tress fall on him  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 18-04-2011, 13:04:39
(http://i.imgur.com/NUUxj.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 18-04-2011, 13:04:22
(http://i.imgur.com/MUJqe.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/B3HjK.jpg)

This. This made my day:
(http://i.imgur.com/oTLBn.png)

BONEUS PIKTUER:
How things should be done
http://i.imgur.com/AD0Ua.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-04-2011, 00:04:33
sweeeet.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/downloads.php?do=file&id=16297
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=10220757#post10220757
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 19-04-2011, 03:04:33
lol in the 2nd pciture, with the aircraft. They put : german (nazi)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 19-04-2011, 04:04:58
American aircraft: SPAD? what of about the Curtiss JN-1-4, or hell, even the Wright biplanes(even though they were pieces of shite. The wright models that is)?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-04-2011, 08:04:47
sweeeet.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/downloads.php?do=file&id=16297
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=10220757#post10220757
Holy shit, that's awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 19-04-2011, 10:04:02
They see me rollin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-04-2011, 16:04:44
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190481_1469625641239_1851544478_829129_2431451_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 19-04-2011, 16:04:03
That reminds me of the Lego Masturbator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa9gJzwzOe0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-04-2011, 17:04:56
To that video:

Dear, Danes, WTF?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-04-2011, 21:04:37
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/1/1/811_slide.jpg?v=2)

(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/0/8/808_slide.jpg?v=2)

(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/0/4/804_slide.jpg?v=2)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-04-2011, 23:04:59
may be a bit slow, but just recently found trollscience.

Seriously, this one is awesome!
(http://trollscience.com/image/f/full/e8252b2db4af7445b142d32015faba42.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-04-2011, 23:04:31
Thats actually pretty epic ted
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 20-04-2011, 02:04:53
Actually, a single drop of pure nicotine as shown there is enough to kill a person.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2011, 02:04:22
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2004/287/4/6/Boxy_Brown_by_ProstheticheD_by_athf_club.jpg)

HE PEED ON ME, BITCH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 20-04-2011, 02:04:01
Actually, a single drop of pure nicotine as shown there is enough to kill a person.

Therefore: no more obesity!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-04-2011, 12:04:28
Actually, a single drop of pure nicotine as shown there is enough to kill a person.

Therefore: no more obesity!

That's even better!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-04-2011, 14:04:07
kill all fat people!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 20-04-2011, 14:04:03
my right hand is still not working properly  :-\ but I drew this yesterday... 

muthafucking raptor on a muthfucking dirt bike

(http://i.imgur.com/sXwI8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 20-04-2011, 17:04:43
my right hand is still not working properly  :-\ but I drew this yesterday... 

muthafucking raptor on a muthfucking dirt bike

http://i.imgur.com/sXwI8.jpg

As if they didn't go fast enough before!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 20-04-2011, 17:04:49
my right hand is still not working properly  :-\ but I drew this yesterday... 

muthafucking raptor on a muthfucking dirt bike

http://i.imgur.com/sXwI8.jpg

As if they didn't go fast enough before!

HAhahaha that made my day!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-04-2011, 17:04:50
Where are its feathers? Also, it seems to be rather large.

;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 20-04-2011, 18:04:18
Utahraptor, n00b.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-04-2011, 18:04:11
Utahraptor still had feathers :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 20-04-2011, 18:04:02
Point being, it was larger.

Derb
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-04-2011, 18:04:32
Speaking of utahraptors:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td0tKKcFZ28
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 20-04-2011, 23:04:10
Skynet! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/20/skynet-terminator-self-aware-april-19_n_851452.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 21-04-2011, 20:04:35
my right hand is still not working properly  :-\ but I drew this yesterday... 
muthafucking raptor on a muthfucking dirt bike
That's awesome, almost too awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 21-04-2011, 22:04:30
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/10-charts-about-sex (http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/10-charts-about-sex)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 21-04-2011, 23:04:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv3tadz5Q3o&feature=player_embedded#at=24

Thats pretty neat. F---- you in sign language.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 22-04-2011, 05:04:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pioFIcQw2zM

50 Pence - In Da Pub (with lyrics)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-04-2011, 05:04:15
Wrong thread mate
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 22-04-2011, 05:04:07
It should be a joke, check out the real thing:

50 cent - in da club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss

You LOL?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 22-04-2011, 12:04:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv3tadz5Q3o&feature=player_embedded#at=24

Thats pretty neat. F---- you in sign language.
Giving somebody the finger in sign language doesn't work?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 22-04-2011, 16:04:19
(http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/1/709/731/o_719933.jpg)

Some lego awesomeness (http://tinyurl.com/6bpzuyn)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 22-04-2011, 17:04:53
(http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/1/709/731/o_719933.jpg)

Some lego awesomeness (http://tinyurl.com/6bpzuyn)

HOLY CRAP! That must have taken ages to come up with, build and get it to work properly!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-04-2011, 17:04:38

Some lego awesomeness (http://tinyurl.com/6bpzuyn)

"Honey i am home! Did you had a good day?"
""Ofcourse darling, took out the kids there lego""
"oh  our electricity bill is here
""*pokerface
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 22-04-2011, 19:04:15
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/rebecca_black2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 22-04-2011, 19:04:11
PORTAL COMBAT !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyOzzd53ssY&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 22-04-2011, 21:04:37
Really racist swedish commercial for a washing-powder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbK9xTy7m-A

She says "If you weren't black..."

It says "The gnome always wins, even a nigger gets white"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-04-2011, 01:04:54
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ln/97f/xiqd/337137/808402206.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2011, 01:04:22
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ln/97f/xiqd/337137/808402206.gif)
They see me rolln' they hatin'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tuco on 23-04-2011, 03:04:35
So many things that could go wrong there.  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 23-04-2011, 05:04:49
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ln/97f/xiqd/337137/808402206.gif)

Buster Keaton in the movie: The General  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-04-2011, 20:04:59
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/0/8/53608.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 24-04-2011, 11:04:26
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/9/0/22390_slide.jpg?v=1)

People usually piss by this rule too here. It is universal!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-04-2011, 12:04:18
The guy in breaking the rules himself, he should have taken the one the furthest away from the door. now only 1 other person can join, while if he took the side one 2 others can join.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 24-04-2011, 13:04:29
It's so funny just to stand next to your buddy while he's pissing, without doing anything. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 24-04-2011, 13:04:58
Errrrr? are you serious?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 24-04-2011, 13:04:48
The guy in breaking the rules himself, he should have taken the one the furthest away from the door. now only 1 other person can join, while if he took the side one 2 others can join.

first i thought that too ... but then i remember that most of the time i stand like the one on the picture, because the walls on public/club-toilets never look very clean :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-04-2011, 16:04:46
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-simpsons-sign-win.jpg)

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-whipped-cream-win.jpg)

(http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/job-fails-bamf-for-hire.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZi4JxbTwPo&feature=player_embedded#at=38

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/17135666-c74b-4146-b32c-0699724d17eb.jpg)

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-drain-cleaning-win.jpg)

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bce353de-de68-4ef9-8ad5-6ba82cc88ce5.jpg)

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-grandma-ad-win.jpg)

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-recovery-win.jpg)

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/epic-win-photos-center-for-ants-win.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-04-2011, 22:04:34
So thats why people play Portal 2

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/223318_1521625821027_1846033920_926050_8192491_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/218067_1510762709640_1851544478_882033_4607700_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208130_10150576697200343_670010342_18277155_7601847_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206337_10150576691945343_670010342_18277108_5249761_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206554_2000685699237_1306386845_2350917_4612674_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216972_1753611437399_1152300659_1564691_6127595_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-04-2011, 02:04:11
(http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/national-stereotypes-heaven-is.png?w=340&h=307)

(http://kennynguyen.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/EA4fk.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 25-04-2011, 10:04:07
(http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/9608/swposterspacegames.jpg)

Before Kelmola posts it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 25-04-2011, 16:04:57
Im pretty sure the inbreeding only takes place in norfolk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-04-2011, 16:04:40
Im pretty sure the inbreeding only takes place in norfolk
And Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Somerset and Wiltshire...

They are far to drunk to inbreed in Scotland, and in Wales... (well, lets just say that sheep can't count as members of your family).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 25-04-2011, 16:04:26
Devon
Aren't you from Devon?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-04-2011, 16:04:36
Devon
Aren't you from Devon?
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/068/495/original/Nope_by_Art1st4786.jpg?1283130970)
Nope.  My University is there, but I myself do not come from there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 25-04-2011, 17:04:28
I mean some parts of the south and north get away with it, but its obvious from the tails. Im in berkshire possibly the only part of  England without a single positive or negative trait. It's just berkshire, sit's next to london town and occasionally hosts stabbings and royal race days.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 25-04-2011, 20:04:02
http://youtu.be/AFbHr-nKkTc

It's Friday inside the Bunker.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 25-04-2011, 20:04:18
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/f18.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-04-2011, 21:04:38
http://www.cracked.com/video_18194_most-awkward-get-away-driver-ever.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-04-2011, 23:04:08
I am ashamed :-[

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5558/unledmq.th.jpg) (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/unledmq.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-04-2011, 10:04:57
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/f18.jpg)

Geek troll mode:

Only Finns refer Hornets as F-18, and that pic is F/A-18, although the same thing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 26-04-2011, 12:04:54
F-18's are called Hornets in Australia as well  

I'm confused as to what your point is motorpool ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-04-2011, 12:04:44
It is known as an F/A-18 Hornet here in the States, too. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 26-04-2011, 14:04:53
wow you guys spoiled motorpool about the rest of the world.  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 26-04-2011, 14:04:07
You guys are confused because you do not understand him.

Zoo means that in the picture it is addressed as F-18 'Hornet', while the correct term is F/A-18 'Hornet'. Except for the Finns. Obviously.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-04-2011, 15:04:27
The designation 'F'-18 is only used by Finns, while usually they use 'F/A' (Fighter/Attack) as in US Navy (that carrier launch picture. Aussies, Swiss, Malays, Spaniards, and Kuwaitis also use F/A. Canadians use 'CF' as their designation. It is only Finns who says 'F'-18 to designate a Hornet jetfighter.

Like I said, this is geek stuff, you are best to ignore it  ;)

Anyway, this is a F/A-18

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/3308/original/xjobz5hofa.jpg?1244616067)

(i know it is a repost)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 26-04-2011, 17:04:13
+rep if you can tell me why we call it an F-18 instead of F/A-18?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-04-2011, 17:04:23
+rep if you can tell me why we call it an F-18 instead of F/A-18?

F/A stands for fighter and attack

Finland bought F18 without Air-to ground capability and weapons

Also political thing to underline they are air defense fighters
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 27-04-2011, 00:04:24
Not a joke, but cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtumnBej2Q&feature=player_embedded#at=100
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-04-2011, 01:04:42
Not a joke, but cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtumnBej2Q&feature=player_embedded#at=100
Why did you set the video to start at the last 20 seconds where nothing happens though? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 27-04-2011, 02:04:33
^Thanks for clearing that up. I thought that was what you meant but I wasn't sure.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 27-04-2011, 02:04:44

Why did you set the video to start at the last 20 seconds where nothing happens though? :P

I didn't... wtf did it do that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 27-04-2011, 03:04:56
(http://www.ricedrides.com/gallery/ricechart2.JPG)
I hate Ricer btw :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 27-04-2011, 03:04:50
(http://www.ricedrides.com/gallery/ricechart2.JPG)
I hate Ricer btw :P

This is unforgivable
Before:
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7pFTKfUjjDHGjJeDZvTnz656qcwezMzbUG8uYfHE68UykguDW)
After:
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMITUPZFq9VtVhj5WgxOg6Qw3oIn0HqvsYxZwXPXo1XKGXXEm0aQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 27-04-2011, 04:04:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM

IM hungry now!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 27-04-2011, 07:04:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM

IM hungry now!

(http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_32.gif) Big Time!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-04-2011, 09:04:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM

IM hungry now!
holy ******* ** *****
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-04-2011, 12:04:23
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/2/7/30227_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/2/3/30123_slide.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Warior135 on 27-04-2011, 15:04:20
I am ashamed :-[

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5558/unledmq.th.jpg) (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/unledmq.jpg/)
I did that with the "volume lowered all the way"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Warior135 on 27-04-2011, 15:04:53
(http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/1/709/731/o_719933.jpg)

Some lego awesomeness (http://tinyurl.com/6bpzuyn)
yea though the boiling water takes about a day to get to heat :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 27-04-2011, 15:04:10
(http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/1/709/731/o_719933.jpg)

Some lego awesomeness (http://tinyurl.com/6bpzuyn)
yea though the boiling water takes about a day to get to heat :P
Still wrong, this is what all the sane people use:
(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00ivktjQBKbVof/Single-Handle-Single-Hole-Basin-Faucet-Mixer-Tap-1601-.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 27-04-2011, 16:04:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM

IM hungry now!
holy ******* ** *****

Why do the waitress/ess complained? Here, they never talk back whenever you ask for 30 Whoppers or 50 Big Macs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 27-04-2011, 17:04:15
maybe they trough it was a prank?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 27-04-2011, 19:04:49
(http://www.glennbeck.com/publish/uploads/2011/04/birth-cert.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 27-04-2011, 19:04:08
(http://www.glennbeck.com/publish/uploads/2011/04/birth-cert.jpg)

After Florida and wdm , i thought republican mastered how to fake things. I'm disappointed !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-04-2011, 19:04:14
Sarah Palin found MS Paint?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-04-2011, 01:04:32
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/exclusive_chilean_miner_interview/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 28-04-2011, 03:04:52
Hugh Pugh's Special Report (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2H2AyqTJko)
aaah the 1990's, they won't even repeat these now..bstrds  :D


'y'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: M00SE on 28-04-2011, 03:04:36
Hugh Pugh's Special Report (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2H2AyqTJko)
aaah the 1990's, the won't even repeat these now..bstrds  :D

shit...i've never even heard of this guy before...

where the hell was i hiding in the 1990's  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 28-04-2011, 06:04:57
Haaaaaaaaaa Gary Larson

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfqpa9oYoS1qgzfwuo1_500.jpg)

(http://summitlake.com/graphics/wp-graphics/uploads/Gary-Larson-do-not-touch.gif)

(http://www.pashnit.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=118709&d=1300821939)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_206TETOgLd0/SVGU7UaIE5I/AAAAAAAABbs/mnHYSr8nOeg/s400/Your+room+is+right+here+maestro-1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-04-2011, 11:04:22
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfqpa9oYoS1qgzfwuo1_500.jpg)


Big surprise that he's pouring all of them into the US. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 28-04-2011, 12:04:41
Big surprise that he's pouring all of them into the US. ;)

Larson just knows his fellow citizens fairly well. :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 28-04-2011, 18:04:05
In the hot water theme
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mjnFQquIxAY/Sp8MaWaKSeI/AAAAAAAAOvg/VOzQ9My20RY/s400/fail-owned-hot-water-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-04-2011, 19:04:36
Why fail? Look how ingenious he fixed that  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 28-04-2011, 21:04:08
Did someone say Gary Larson?

(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/7336/thefarside1.jpg)

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7274/thefarside2.jpg)

(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/4564/thefarside3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-04-2011, 21:04:03
Gary Larson is a god of some sort.

And now, words of wisdom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-04-2011, 21:04:24
MASSACRE IN FINLAND



(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/onnettomuus_hameenlinnassa.jpg)

 :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 28-04-2011, 22:04:53
MASSACRE IN FINLAND



(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/onnettomuus_hameenlinnassa.jpg)

 :'(

If you don't get it: Beer is more expensive than gasoline in Finland. If you're from the United States: In Finland beer is as expensive as healthcare.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 28-04-2011, 22:04:24
MASSACRE IN FINLAND



(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/onnettomuus_hameenlinnassa.jpg)

 :'(

If you don't get it: Beer is more expensive than gasoline in Finland. If you're from the United States: In Finland beer is as expensive as healthcare.

Yeah and water is even more expensive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-04-2011, 22:04:27
Brilliant, with those little candles. Been a while since a picture made me giggle like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-04-2011, 23:04:24
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224330_10150169618318380_539858379_7023461_3306485_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/224902_1856926074793_1590112743_31788915_4343611_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/230647_1987734462792_1526223581_3653300_6942749_n.jpg)

I take no responsibility in any damage done to your brain if you go to any of the links in the following picture that i linked to. Don't say i did not warn you!
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/215452_2012229587827_1306386845_2369782_5361481_n.jpg



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 28-04-2011, 23:04:24
this is epic ... i always wondered about this too:
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-facebook-fails-dirty-harry-potter.jpg)

"remember: gun-control means that voldemort wins. god madewizards and god made muggles, but samuel colt made them equal."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-04-2011, 23:04:13
HECK YEAH butcher!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 29-04-2011, 00:04:00
LOL!
epic stuff there!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-04-2011, 14:04:02
fucking....jesus that was awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sagal on 29-04-2011, 14:04:43
Butcher that is a winner :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 29-04-2011, 14:04:44
I don't get what's funny in that text..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-04-2011, 15:04:31
I must say that while reading those books years ago it did cross my mind, why didn't he just shoot them..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-04-2011, 15:04:34
Yeah but would be more awesome with Harry replaced by Dirty Harry ;)


"How many have i fired voldy? 1 or 1 thousand ? Do you feel lucky punk? Huh Do ya?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 29-04-2011, 17:04:20
Can´t dance? No problem! Check out this awesome dance tutorial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L1tr0PIx20) and impress the ladies with your dancing skills!



Bwahaha :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 29-04-2011, 18:04:45
HOE SHIT !!!!   I'll try it tonight :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 29-04-2011, 18:04:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mSwzD_Vdg are you sure you don't want to try this? :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-04-2011, 20:04:51
(http://whitemaleoppressor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Christianity.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-04-2011, 21:04:32
Why I watched the royal Wedding on TV:
(http://i.imgur.com/vxlbr.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/5pWNv.jpg)

Also:
(http://i.imgur.com/Etyc5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-04-2011, 21:04:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mSwzD_Vdg are you sure you don't want to try this? :D
@2:22 nope @1:45
works well with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqEbkObPm5A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqEbkObPm5A)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-04-2011, 21:04:11
(http://doctorwhotv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/royal-wedding-doctor.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 29-04-2011, 22:04:23
Who is they guy whose photo shop I should recognize?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 29-04-2011, 22:04:08
the doctor?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 29-04-2011, 22:04:07
indeed !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-04-2011, 00:04:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kRa3K3ZqAw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-04-2011, 00:04:50
Who is they guy whose photo shop I should recognize?
You might have noticed, that there were no daleks at the wedding. Thank him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-04-2011, 09:04:51
Who is they guy whose photo shop I should recognize?
You might have noticed, that there were no daleks at the wedding. Thank him.

The eleventh doctor saves the day once again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-04-2011, 10:04:15
No credit for chuck norris as usual
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-04-2011, 17:04:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GaNnVBWafE&feature=related

Pretty epic....Old though most of you have seen it i bet ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 30-04-2011, 21:04:28
Not pretty epic, thats F^&(cking epic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-04-2011, 21:04:25
Piss off wankas   the real dancers are in soviet russia

Cossacks ftw!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2011, 18:05:21
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/9/2/54692.jpg?v=1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE&feature=player_embedded

list of slang for masterbation
Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook
Batting Practice
Beating the Bishop
Beating your Meat
Being your Own Best Friend
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Boppin' your Bologna
Box the Jesuit (16th-17th century!)
Buffing the Banana
Burping the Worm
Butter Your Corn
Calling Down For More Mayo
Calling All Cum
Carrying Weight
Changing your Oil
Charm the Cobra
Choke the Serriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Choke your Chicken
Clean the Pipes
Clean your Rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Couch Hockey for One
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Custer's Last Stand
Date Miss Michigan
Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters
Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
Diddle
Dishonorable Discharge
Disseminating
Doddle Whacking
Doodle Your Noodle
Do The Dew
Drain the Vein
Dropping A Line
Dropping Stomach Pancakes
Fist your Mister
Five Against One
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
Flute Solo
Freeing the Willies
Frigging the Love Muscle (British)
Getting In Touch With Your Manhood
Getting In Touch With Yourself
Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense"
Giving it a Tug
Greasing your Bone
Hack the Hog
Hands on Training
Hand to Gland Combat
Having a Roy (Australian)
Have One Off the Wrist
Hitchhike Under the Big Top
Holding All The Cards
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Hone your Bone
Hump your Fist
Hump your Hose
Humpin' Air
Ironing Some Wrinkles
Jack Hammer
Jack Off
Jackin' the Beanstalk
J Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)
Jelly Roll
Jenny Macarthy Jaunt
Jerk Off
Jerk the Gherkin
Jiggle the Jewelry
Jimmying your Joey
Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump
Launching the Hand Shuttle
Making Nut Butter
Making Yogurt
Mangle the Midget
Manipulate the Mango
Manual Override
Masonic Secret Self Handshake
Massage your Muscle
Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior
Measuring For Condoms
Meeting with Palmala Handerson
Milking the Lizard
Milkywaying
Moulding Hot Plastic
Nerk your Throbber
Oil the Glove
One Handed Clapping
One Man Show
One Man Tug-O-War
Paddle the Pickle
Pam Anderson Polka
Pat the Robertson
Peel Some Chilis
Playing With Dick
Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends
Play Pocket Pool
Play the Organ
Play the Pisser
Play the Piss Pipe
Play the Skin Flute
Play the Stand-Up Organ
Playing With the Snake
Playing Your Instrument
Plunk your Twanger
Pocket Pinball
Pocket Pool
Polish the Chrome Dome
Polish the Rocket
Polish the Sword
Polish your Bayonet
Polish your Helmet
Polish your Piece
Popping The Purple Pimple
Pound Off
Pound Your Piss Pump
Pounding your Pud
Pudwhacking
Pud Wrestling
Puddin'
Pull the Root
Pulling The Wire
Pulling Your Goalie
Pull your Taffy
Pumping For Pleasure
Pump the Python
Punchin' The Clown
Punchin' The Munchkin
Punishing Percy
Punishing the Bishop
Ride the Great White Knuckler
Rolling The Fleshy Blunt
Roman Helmet Rhumba
Ropin' the Long Horn
Roughing up the Suspect
Rounding Up the Tadpoles
Runka (Swedish)
Scratching the Itch
Seasonin' Your Meat
Sending out the Troops
Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln
Shaking Hands With the Governor
Shaking Hands With Shorty
Shake the Snake
Shifting Gears
Shooting Sherman
Shucking Bubba
Slammin' the Salami
Slappin' Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Slap My Happy Sacks
Slapping the Cyclops
Slinging Jelly
Sloppy Joe's Last Stand
Sloppy Sign Language
Stroke the Stallion
Smacking your Sister
Spank your Monkey
Spear Chucking
Spreading the Mayo
Spunk the Monk
Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie
Squeeze the Lemon
Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste
Squeezing the Burrito
Staff Meeting
Stall Clapping
Stroke Off
Stroking It
Stroking your Goat
Stroke your Poker
Taking a Shake Break
Tame the Wild Hog
Tap the Turkey
Tease the Python
Tease the Weasle
Tenderize the Meat
The Erky Jerk
The Sticky Page Rhumba
Threading a Needle
Throw off a Batch
Throwin' Down
Thump the Pump
Tickle the Elmo
Tickle the Pickle
Toss Off
Toss the Boss
Toss the Turkey
Tugging your Tapioka Tube
Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake
Tug of War with Cyclops
Tuning the Antenna
Turning Japanese (UK - one step beyond wanking)
Tussle with Your Muscle
Unwapping the Pepperoni
Varnishing the Cane
Wailing
Walk the Dog
Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm
Wank (British)
Waxing the Dolphin
Wax your Jackson
Wax your Weasel
Wax your Willy
Whack Off
Whack Your Tack
Whip the Dummy
Whip your Dripper
Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle
Whipping the Pony
Whipping the Window Washer
White Water Wristing
Whizzin' Jizzim
Wiggling your Worm
Winding the Jack In The Box
Wonk your Conker
Working a Cramp out of your Muscle
Working your Willy
Wrestling the Eel
Wring Out your Rope
Wring Your Thing
Yahtzee
Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy)
Yank Off
Yank the Yodle
Yank your Crank
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-05-2011, 23:05:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=related

What the fuck japan

A cat says miauw not Nyan

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 01-05-2011, 23:05:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=related

What the fuck japan

A cat says miauw not Nyan



after listening to it 2 times now "nyan" sounds plausible. *breaks down in an epileptic seizure*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-05-2011, 23:05:02
I think it is probably supposed to be nya-nya-nya etc, just the n bleeding over from the next word making it sound like nyan.  Anyway: http://nyan.cat/ (http://nyan.cat/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-05-2011, 00:05:52
I think it is probably supposed to be nya-nya-nya etc, just the n bleeding over from the next word making it sound like nyan.  Anyway: http://nyan.cat/ (http://nyan.cat/)

Going on 150 seconds....Is gruelling!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-05-2011, 00:05:03
I think it is probably supposed to be nya-nya-nya etc, just the n bleeding over from the next word making it sound like nyan.  Anyway: http://nyan.cat/ (http://nyan.cat/)
Awesome tune. Gonna break world record.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-05-2011, 00:05:57
I think it is probably supposed to be nya-nya-nya etc, just the n bleeding over from the next word making it sound like nyan.  Anyway: http://nyan.cat/ (http://nyan.cat/)

Going on 150 seconds....Is gruelling!
Bah, 150 seconds is nothing:
I am ashamed :-[

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5558/unledmq.th.jpg) (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/unledmq.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 02-05-2011, 00:05:17
Lol
i made it to around 3000
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 02-05-2011, 02:05:44
Doing this while driving will give you the feeling youre in Fast and Furious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVwq27De4NI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-05-2011, 14:05:53
Japan

Again WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqAjQIfaHTU&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 02-05-2011, 14:05:15
Japan

Again WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqAjQIfaHTU&feature=player_embedded
Why would you put your finger in it?  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-05-2011, 14:05:42
why wouldn't you ?  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 02-05-2011, 15:05:11
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224632_217815918230651_151886218156955_883491_473774_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-05-2011, 15:05:43
Japan

Again WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqAjQIfaHTU&feature=player_embedded
Dunno, but the writing is in Chinese.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 02-05-2011, 18:05:18
haha I love the comments http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuW23sMVWEs&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 02-05-2011, 20:05:20
haha I love the comments http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuW23sMVWEs&feature=related

Oh god yes ! here's my favorite XD

mikelan11 il y a 21 heures 20 
i find this video hard to masturbate to

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 02-05-2011, 21:05:25
Yep, I loled for a while
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Leopardi on 02-05-2011, 23:05:42
(http://i.imgur.com/42biF.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-05-2011, 00:05:51
More of this nyan nonsense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLsdhC9GdXQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlViM7YQHi4
(I am Dave ! Yognaut! *salutes*)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-05-2011, 02:05:10
(http://i.imgur.com/FHgmm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/w9uZW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IDsF2.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/09fM7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sPo35.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 03-05-2011, 06:05:16
More of this nyan nonsense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLsdhC9GdXQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlViM7YQHi4
(I am Dave ! Yognaut! *salutes*)


I am Dave ! yognaught *salute*   :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-05-2011, 07:05:19
Worked in 50000 BC and damn it still works like a charm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE

RAWR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-05-2011, 13:05:47
Worked in 50000 BC and damn it still works like a charm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE

RAWR
Meanwhile in sweden=

DU får inte passera!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-05-2011, 14:05:15

Ultimate Dog Tease (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw)
Saw this on PBF forums  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-05-2011, 14:05:54
aaah reminds me of angrybeavers summer job

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 03-05-2011, 14:05:25
Worked in 50000 BC and damn it still works like a charm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE

RAWR

Moose probably went to get the Drilling so he can blow his brains out...  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-05-2011, 15:05:56
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/231173_2007187620033_1253965364_32376508_749527_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-05-2011, 17:05:47
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225753_1787185992501_1025087622_1590689_7211874_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227567_10150180258154510_727264509_6761607_1821839_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/223438_121424541269560_100002060453097_182219_4290990_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-05-2011, 20:05:38
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1465921/4f747e91/japanse_spookprank.html

I have to say=This one made my day

It would have been even more epic if it had L4D witch crying and screams
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 03-05-2011, 20:05:42
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1465921/4f747e91/japanse_spookprank.html

I have to say=This one made my day

It would have been even more epic if it had L4D witch crying and screams
that reminded me of this:
http://www.maniacworld.com/scary-young-girl-in-hallway.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-05-2011, 21:05:08
http://dagobah.net/flash/TF_Bully.swf
Aah TF2...  ye it gets boring after a while
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-05-2011, 21:05:28
http://dagobah.net/flash/TF_Bully.swf
Aah TF2...  ye it gets boring after a while
ooooh that is SOO awesome!!

Not the TF2 dub, that's not funny at all (like all the TF2 spoofs, all suck), but the video itself is so awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 03-05-2011, 21:05:48
Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E

This really made my day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-05-2011, 22:05:55
http://dagobah.net/flash/TF_Bully.swf
Aah TF2...  ye it gets boring after a while
ooooh that is SOO awesome!!

Not the TF2 dub, that's not funny at all (like all the TF2 spoofs, all suck), but the video itself is so awesome
The ending is well synced though

"Let this be a lesson"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-05-2011, 23:05:48
http://dagobah.net/flash/TF_Bully.swf
Aah TF2...  ye it gets boring after a while
ooooh that is SOO awesome!!

Not the TF2 dub, that's not funny at all (like all the TF2 spoofs, all suck), but the video itself is so awesome
Well let me be the first to welcome you in 2011?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-05-2011, 23:05:06
Thank you!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-05-2011, 23:05:40
http://www.cracked.com/video_18271_the-most-elaborate-stalking-ever.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-05-2011, 23:05:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSxgnu3Hww8&feature=related

I found 2 of these arguments in IRL situations


(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224389_1866131145669_1612754506_31880948_2845454_n.jpg)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/228545_1866103224971_1612754506_31880884_1668037_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225682_1964861771467_1540561276_32145294_5014520_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/229567_10150173197829214_547124213_6576378_8059356_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 04-05-2011, 20:05:19
Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E

This really made my day.
Haha, the intro is gold! Now I gotta re-watch East Bound and Down
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 04-05-2011, 20:05:57
Some more Osama-related funnies before it gets too old:

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/obamachange.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/osama-pizza.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/winning.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/OsamaBear.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 04-05-2011, 22:05:45
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3577/meanwhileinsovietrussia.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 04-05-2011, 22:05:49
The guy probably lost the manual instruction of the horse XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-05-2011, 22:05:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wILdZHykr54

What...the fuck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-05-2011, 23:05:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfkAw5ntGA&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 04-05-2011, 23:05:10
^2 perfect examples why i find tf2 humor extremely immature and non-funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-05-2011, 23:05:10
^2 perfect examples why i find tf2 humor extremely immature and non-funny
A few are very good and well put together. But most are......

Like the Heavy pelican. That one remains epic as hell
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-05-2011, 00:05:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wILdZHykr54

What...the fuck
One of the best machinima's I have ever seen.

Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sagal on 05-05-2011, 00:05:46
These have probably been here but this is good machinima!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wEURyjB3Lc
 and part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDHQjTxDRYk&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-05-2011, 03:05:56
Osama Bin Wally ;D
(http://i.imgur.com/nRGVC.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 05-05-2011, 06:05:12
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkp6a56hdg1qf1b42o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 05-05-2011, 09:05:31
(http://www.woostercollective.com/camperdownwall.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 05-05-2011, 10:05:24
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6852/image210623galleryv9xvw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 05-05-2011, 14:05:47
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3702/fh2obamajamesfinlayson.jpg)
'mod'ified  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-05-2011, 14:05:37
(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/2184/fh2obama35100.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldp3jukzHo1qb9a2wo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-05-2011, 14:05:57
No one is playing FH2? Wtf?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 05-05-2011, 15:05:37
How to draw a perfect circle:
(http://manzano.naurunappula.com/nn/1/732/393/o_725005.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 05-05-2011, 17:05:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8

For us cat haters.


(http://i.imgur.com/0vUKc.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 05-05-2011, 17:05:34
^Real life troll face?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 05-05-2011, 18:05:57
LOL @ top comment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8nKARNRe1U&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-05-2011, 18:05:14
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/812291453.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-05-2011, 18:05:15
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/812291453.jpg)
i sense a new meme coming
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Warior135 on 05-05-2011, 19:05:58
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/812291453.jpg)
awesomest thing................EVAH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-05-2011, 12:05:40
http://dagobah.net/flash/fluchomat.swf

your handy german swearing device
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 06-05-2011, 16:05:05
a new T-shirt for flippy
(http://www.picdumps.com/pics/5872/3.jpg)

and other stuff
(http://www.orschlurch.de/wp-content/gallery/pixxdump-116/003.jpg)


(http://www.orschlurch.de/wp-content/gallery/pixxdump-116/008.jpg)

(http://www.orschlurch.de/wp-content/gallery/pixxdump-116/025.jpg)


(http://www.orschlurch.de/wp-content/gallery/pixxdump-116/069.jpg)

have a nice weekend
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2011, 10:05:47
(http://t.qkme.me/1ea6.jpg)
(http://t.qkme.me/1dxu.jpg)
(http://t.qkme.me/1e2i.jpg)
(http://t.qkme.me/1evw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-05-2011, 18:05:59
(http://notes.vandenbedem.net/upload/resistance_is_futile.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-05-2011, 18:05:36
Bwahaha, the ultimate dog tease. I nearly fell off my chair from laughing :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 07-05-2011, 20:05:02
Who said FH2 has unrealistic planes?
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=81282&c=11#amedia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 07-05-2011, 21:05:58
Nice find haha, seriously looks jsut like fucking FH2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2011, 21:05:09
PLAGIARISM AGAIN FFS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 07-05-2011, 21:05:09
Oh yeeee
Carbon-fiber Piper Cub + helluva engine there (if i remember correctly)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-05-2011, 15:05:36
An example to all of us
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/228128_113678368716107_100002218344652_132959_6008470_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227911_1877926960806_1620229543_1835024_6872297_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227451_1875882789454_1612754506_31893499_3924863_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/223379_215123405181878_100000526607761_812619_7893292_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 08-05-2011, 15:05:17
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q27/uhhuh35/High_Expectaitions_Asian_Father.jpg)

(http://thedailybinge.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/you-could-be-my-black-joan-holloway-tonight-movieline_1253240400917.png?w=427&h=283)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 08-05-2011, 19:05:38
All you need to know about Portugal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXw5fMIYGqg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXw5fMIYGqg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 08-05-2011, 19:05:33
All you need to know about Portugal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXw5fMIYGqg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXw5fMIYGqg)
Haha, Magellan Nr.2, Mourinho Nr.1!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sagal on 08-05-2011, 20:05:03
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=81254#amedia

A tank!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-05-2011, 21:05:41
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/mn/tjk/yb5v/19996/812671323.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m31747/normal_812701640.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 08-05-2011, 22:05:19
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=81254#amedia

A tank!

Look what is written on the side of the tank's turret  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: $pitfire on 08-05-2011, 22:05:21
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/k1/e4p/qslv/122814/813032105.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-05-2011, 00:05:56
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=81254#amedia

A tank!

Look what is written on the side of the tank's turret  >:(

:O This is from Flint, only 15 minutes away from me!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-05-2011, 00:05:40
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=81254#amedia

A tank!

Look what is written on the side of the tank's turret  >:(
*goes to look
 

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb268/localvagrant/gorilla.png)

MY name on THAT overrated Piece of german crap?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 09-05-2011, 00:05:38
for me it look like an upgraded (diesel engine) and lighter version to me
you should be proud!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-05-2011, 12:05:29
biiviz why so serious  ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN6sJFueT0U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HLEMVlMQwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJq5rdrw4E

Heavy is dad!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 09-05-2011, 20:05:08
*facepalm
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/catupp1.gif)

Who want's to go to McDo for diner ?
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/13b3d848-2ad0-4974-b420-60606c847aa5.jpg)

o.O
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/cf1f21db-f469-446c-9dfc-fa7a404d8793.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 09-05-2011, 20:05:56
I stole this from die_happy but it's so damn good. Awesome quote, awesome movie straight through.

This aggression will not stand, man.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4104/5166465451_ded900eaf8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 09-05-2011, 23:05:58
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/car_evolution.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-05-2011, 23:05:39
of all those cars, you be dam sure i would buy that Hover-lada car
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 10-05-2011, 05:05:11
I think I learned sumthin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainTbj54EBM&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-05-2011, 11:05:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUVNuD3MiU&

Just click it.......Beware though...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-05-2011, 11:05:57
I nearly died watching this: http://youtu.be/Dkkg2tPDYHw (http://youtu.be/Dkkg2tPDYHw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-05-2011, 12:05:16
Reminds me of black jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKIKKXm6Mlk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV_QUMIDDy8&feature=related

So    angrybeaver=Angryvagina?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 10-05-2011, 14:05:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pN8E8L5c9WI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pN8E8L5c9WI)

Haha. Funny :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-05-2011, 14:05:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pN8E8L5c9WI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pN8E8L5c9WI)

Haha. Funny :D
that was awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-05-2011, 15:05:16
(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135265983228.jpeg)
Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 10-05-2011, 17:05:38
Some more of The Far Side

(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3213/thefarside4.jpg)

(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8713/tfs5.jpg)

(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4750/tfs6.jpg)

(http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/2107/tfs7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 11-05-2011, 02:05:18
If happens to your cat, returns it to the factory
(http://imgur.com/3OJ6v.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-05-2011, 11:05:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HabAPiwTZcs&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HabAPiwTZcs&feature=player_embedded)

Dont u dare enjoying this with the sound on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5W58LoiSEQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5W58LoiSEQ&feature=player_embedded)

Just to funny not to watch agin, the dude 3rd from the right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-05-2011, 13:05:04
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226561_208209209210610_100000645976096_680782_1219736_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227458_212841352067550_100000250606238_774450_7275236_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/229680_215746855120391_100000552336790_786550_4403485_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/228680_1904241038216_1007451138_32272915_4503050_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/226966_1960448527158_1121151313_2262644_3966950_n.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzXr5q2hk3Y&feature=related
^german fanboys on forums
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-05-2011, 16:05:55
Because TheTAO wouldn't stop

http://www.tobsy.de/?p=30
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-05-2011, 17:05:48
Because TheTAO wouldn't stop

http://www.tobsy.de/?p=30

I'm offended by how they spell Döner Kebap.

Quote
although I have never heard of a decent Doener Kebap in the US. That’s Germany’s favorite fast food.

I'm not letting this post go to waste so

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2hdbg4h.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 11-05-2011, 17:05:39
Some german dude going mental :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxKivzjCFNg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-05-2011, 17:05:33
While at it, let's get going

(http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Demotivational-german-stereotype-iDrive.jpg)

(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/1950/european8rh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-05-2011, 22:05:56
http://i52.tinypic.com/2hdbg4h.jpg

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :D ;D 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-05-2011, 22:05:35
+1 zoomoterpool that one was epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 13-05-2011, 02:05:21
probably one of their best^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-05-2011, 12:05:49
probably one of their best^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
One of there best indeed

But Like a BAWWEZ is still the best

Oh hey Vonmudra is in that video zeno
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 13-05-2011, 12:05:36

Oh hey Vonmudra is in that video zeno

what? where?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-05-2011, 12:05:12

Oh hey Vonmudra is in that video zeno

what? where?

nvm. IMO he looks alot like jhonny depp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 13-05-2011, 12:05:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&feature=relmfu

the wierdest song text ever xD

edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_W_xLWtNa0&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-05-2011, 14:05:56
http://dagobah.net/flash/pwned_by_daddy.swf

in soviet russia!
euhm
Dad ruins you!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 13-05-2011, 14:05:27
uhh first time i see a release date 04.04.2012
damn thats still quite a long time till then. but now we got a release date :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 13-05-2011, 14:05:21
uhh first time i see a release date 04.04.2012
damn thats still quite a long time till then. but now we got a release date :D


wrong thread? xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 13-05-2011, 15:05:21
oops yeah right
damit
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YU01hXcvVi0/TZlx1vADJsI/AAAAAAAABhU/_SYRoevaEMY/s1600/8306.LolCat%252520Fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-05-2011, 21:05:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYjnyU0EzIw&feature=fvwrel

oh the irony...




and don't forget to give everyone a finger ring  ;D ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTfHXPaAHMo&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 13-05-2011, 22:05:23
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/a1/q04/yfkt/381002/814702231.gif)

Do I really have to say anything about this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 13-05-2011, 22:05:58
I think the jizz in my pants says it all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-05-2011, 23:05:07
He's like

"Gentlemen"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-05-2011, 23:05:03
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs21/PRE/f/2007/236/a/4/Turnips__Food_of_the_Worker_by_groschopf.jpg)

 ;D

"TURNIPS! FOOD OF THE WORKER!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 14-05-2011, 00:05:54
Wow its the angryest guy I've never seen holding some radish



I just watched this movie 2weeks ago, and I love WAYYY to much how it starts XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAy87BGF8qw&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 14-05-2011, 09:05:08
That must be glue on the puck!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 14-05-2011, 14:05:09
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/222228_193015120744654_100001085027281_536780_3921741_n.jpg)
Win
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 14-05-2011, 19:05:25
I wonder if any of you guys follow this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrwNz24j_g&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 15-05-2011, 14:05:23
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having
loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the
Polish woman and have started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true
nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how
her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes here
are low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling
them both 'bloody wankers".

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut
whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not
getting any.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-05-2011, 14:05:15
Problem with this joke is polish woman are HOT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 15-05-2011, 14:05:10
Problem with this joke is polish woman are HOT!

All countries have their fair share. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-05-2011, 15:05:36
And Greeks were not homosexual (mainly) Some where indeed but it is all an English historians doing who was gay himself and tried to cover it up by saying all ancient Greeks were gays.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 15-05-2011, 15:05:20
And Greeks were not homosexual (mainly) Some where indeed but it is all an English historians doing who was gay himself and tried to cover it up by saying all ancient Greeks were gays.
This modern Greek anti-gay historical revisionism is very sad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-05-2011, 15:05:58
Problem with this joke is polish woman are HOT!
YYEAAAHHH


The joke should be:
All the men started to fight over the polish girl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-05-2011, 16:05:38
And Greeks were not homosexual (mainly) Some where indeed but it is all an English historians doing who was gay himself and tried to cover it up by saying all ancient Greeks were gays.
This modern Greek anti-gay historical revisionism is very sad.
And not welcome here. Some ancient Greeks were gay, get over it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 15-05-2011, 16:05:21
(http://images.moviepostershop.com/sorry-boys-im-gay-movie-poster-9999-1020275626.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-05-2011, 16:05:05
Carrot cat dont care about your homobusiness.

(http://imageshack.us/m/824/1692/viu1295373677n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 15-05-2011, 22:05:33
The Lonely Island + Michael Bolton + Michael Boltons favorite movies

And you get: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-05-2011, 22:05:06
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226532_2086155596305_1317620917_32503045_1136460_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225984_223853604298491_100000215583270_991118_1033732_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/230492_115336691885087_100002262702072_144629_6984800_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/227866_2109324612658_1231871831_32707459_5289211_n.jpg)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226746_210053052359559_100000645976096_691959_237512_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/224750_210051242359740_100000645976096_691930_3447899_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 16-05-2011, 01:05:38
(http://img.artige.no/store/4352.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 16-05-2011, 01:05:59
that is very true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 16-05-2011, 04:05:08
put yours speakers on, that's hurt !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg0FT-1YcmA

4 minutes of MATT DAMON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PajyQrpu26I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 16-05-2011, 17:05:20
(http://i.imgur.com/nsSsw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 16-05-2011, 17:05:24
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/religion_of_peace_comic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 17-05-2011, 15:05:43
The aggressive bee  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qp_nMntvR8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 17-05-2011, 15:05:18
http://i.imgur.com/nsSsw.jpg

This is actually so mean.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 17-05-2011, 18:05:16
I like it because its so sad.
its to much to post peoples pictures.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 17-05-2011, 21:05:51
And Greeks were not homosexual (mainly) Some where indeed but it is all an English historians doing who was gay himself and tried to cover it up by saying all ancient Greeks were gays.
This modern Greek anti-gay historical revisionism is very sad.

Hahaha nice one Lightning, I am writing the Ministry of Education if they can add this version to our history school books.

Year               Important facts


1881              James A. Garfield became President of the United States, First Boer war ends, English historian  
                      calls all Greeks homosexual.


Bouras, mate, don't worry I'll make sure you get full creds  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-05-2011, 23:05:31
I will say this once.

Posting any kind of racist or homophobic crap on these forums on my watch will get you banned. Most likely permanently.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 18-05-2011, 00:05:48
I will say this once.

Posting any kind of racist or homophobic crap on these forums on my watch will get you banned. Most likely permanently.

You never get Siben's post for all his pictures with 'nigger' in it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-05-2011, 00:05:15
I will say this once.

Posting any kind of racist or homophobic crap on these forums on my watch will get you banned. Most likely permanently.

You never get Siben's post for all his pictures with 'nigger' in it
I have not seen such things.

Hell, I'll just ban you for the old times' sake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 18-05-2011, 01:05:36
What the hell is your problem?
I don't see why we can't have a civilized discussion about this.

Here goes the rules of Ancient Athens against homosexuality
The Ancient Greek (and indeed also Romans) had a totally different concept of homosexuality than we have today and that's why we can't just draw parallels between today and back then without using clear definitions.

The problem with homosexuality was that the 'passive participant' was perceived as decidedly unmanly and it was this position that carried all the stigmas. Basically, he would be seen as effeminate and he would be treated as such. Remember, in those days women did not have any rights at all and were completely socially excluded. Your list of things a gay man (I assume here it relates to a 'passive participant') can't do is the same as what a woman can't do.

Besides that, it seems to me that non-sexual love between men was also idealised in ancient greek society. Examples that come to mind are Achilleus and Patroklos and Alexandros and Hephaistion.

In short, we cannot apply our modern standards on ancient customs, or we'll get a very twisted picture of what really happened.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 18-05-2011, 02:05:32
"the passive participant" - that actually made me laugh. a nice description for, well you know.
but this is the "i went on the internet and i found this - Joke Thread" so might i suggest to open your own "gay stuff thread"?  :D

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21400000/You-re-a-wizard-Harry-harry-potter-vs-twilight-21412640-500-334.jpg)

edit: yeah, well fail indeed, but that link works -.-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 18-05-2011, 02:05:30
Nein, you may not. FAIL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-05-2011, 10:05:44
I will say this once.

Posting any kind of racist or homophobic crap on these forums on my watch will get you banned. Most likely permanently.

You never get Siben's post for all his pictures with 'nigger' in it
but Siben has a black girlfriend ;)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 18-05-2011, 12:05:10
Haha lame explanation TAO  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 18-05-2011, 17:05:58
How about a crack joke then?
Why bring political correctness here? I saw some jokes here about Asian dicks, KFC & basket ball & watermelons

And all you rocket scientists or DNA coders need no further explanation about stereotypes, don't ya all?

(http://www.politicallyincorrect.me.uk/img/sheriff-politicalCorrection.jpg)

Besides that, it seems to me that non-sexual love between men was also idealised in ancient greek society. Examples that come to mind are Achilleus and Patroklos and Alexandros and Hephaistion.

Hmmm... i just thought Hephaistion and Alexander the Great relationship was a typical modern-day perversion of what is used to considered to be true man-to-man or "brotherhood" kind-of-friendship.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-05-2011, 18:05:56
Haha lame explanation TAO  ;)

But it's true, not just a little black, she is a dark as they come.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-05-2011, 18:05:25

Why bring political correctness here?

Removing posts containing disgusting gay-bashing is not political correctness.
I presume you didn't see the posts I deleted. Lighting even wondered why I didn't just ban the guy.

But now since that matter is settled, let's post something funny.
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/hi_hi_hi_hi_bye_bye_bye_bye.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-05-2011, 18:05:36
Diet coke win
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/3aa87588-2799-4c2b-a035-ae492d609703.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-05-2011, 20:05:04
http://skyview.virtuaalikuvat.com/

Aerial view of 100.000 Finns getting drunk and celebrating at Helsinki market square.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 18-05-2011, 20:05:15
THERE IS A RAINBOW!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-05-2011, 20:05:49
THERE IS A RAINBOW!

And at the end of every rainbow you find... gold.

(http://images.fanfeedr.com/2011/05/16/0/l0db257745fa156dcb2cedd5fb8d463f3.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 18-05-2011, 21:05:05
Haha lame explanation TAO  ;)

But it's true, not just a little black, she is a dark as they come.

I know it's true, this forum and it's members are not unkown to me :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-05-2011, 21:05:53
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/230786_2115633649559_1207240380_32612318_6689596_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 18-05-2011, 22:05:40
"Tickle your botty with a feather tonight.." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5iy9shOYHo) As long as I live I will never forget this sentence, I often have to stop myself from saying it to the ladies...  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 18-05-2011, 22:05:07
I seriously have to get this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRQnzlscCLg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]I.Kluge on 18-05-2011, 23:05:17
HE-MAN

Fabulous Secret Powers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-05-2011, 23:05:40
I seriously have to get this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRQnzlscCLg

It's not on sale anymore because it's officially the worst game ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-05-2011, 00:05:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1AHDNTXYSA

Don't hurt my body, RAPE... RAAAAPE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 19-05-2011, 04:05:04
(http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/hurr-durr-derp-face-why-so-serious.jpg)
(http://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/photobomb-that-guy-what-do-u-mean-watch-out-for-the-cat.jpg)

(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/wtf-photos-videos-hard-on-the-lungs.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-when-he-opens-the-cage-door-ill-knock-him-out-you-get-his-car-keys.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 19-05-2011, 13:05:28
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/snail.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-05-2011, 13:05:25
Time to get the beer traps out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 19-05-2011, 15:05:06
(http://img.artige.no/store/4707.jpg)

anyone get this one?:
(http://img.artige.no/store/4708.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4759.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4757.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4749.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4744.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4688.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4694.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4687.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4681.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4665.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4663.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4660.jpg)
(http://img.artige.no/store/4659.gif)








Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 19-05-2011, 16:05:25
I don't get the "Polish joke" either altho I figure it has something to do with people watching footbal game instead of hooligans fighting there... perhaps.

Quote
http://img.artige.no/store/4759.jpg

This is so freakin true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 19-05-2011, 16:05:37
I don't get the "Polish joke" either altho I figure it has something to do with people watching footbal game instead of hooligans fighting there... perhaps.

I think it means the Polish are shitty builders. I don't recognize the stereotype, though.


Edit: looked it up, apparently the joke is:

Quote
Poland is co-hosting Euro 2012, so right now we're building the stadiums. In polish jokes, we can't do anything right, hence the backward stadium.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-05-2011, 21:05:36
Thank you, for posting this. This is the best picture I've ever seen.

(http://img.artige.no/store/4757.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 19-05-2011, 23:05:23
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/horatio_fasth.jpg)

(Swedish goalie's name was Fasth)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-05-2011, 23:05:03
heh, nice one Biiviz

(http://img.artige.no/store/4707.jpg)
This one made me laugh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-05-2011, 23:05:19
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/363/3eeb1aa1442ab1e6ba42696e98f71484.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-05-2011, 23:05:36
Its paavo ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 19-05-2011, 23:05:40
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/363/3eeb1aa1442ab1e6ba42696e98f71484.jpg)

(http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/what-the-fuck-is-that.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 20-05-2011, 00:05:16
http://www.damnlol.com/pics/363/3eeb1aa1442ab1e6ba42696e98f71484.jpg

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18785738/Responses/goodlord2.gif)


Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvYsLSBp9uo put down dumb calls of dootie and play a game for real men!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-05-2011, 01:05:16
EU, that photo is positively disgusting.  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2011, 01:05:49
I'd rather stay fat than be that freakishly muscular.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-05-2011, 02:05:28
It's a service I provide.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-05-2011, 07:05:41
(http://iseeahappyface.com/upload/harry-potter-sister.jpg)

(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3015/22816210150184839959814.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 20-05-2011, 10:05:54
Hat's off to that guys ^^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-05-2011, 10:05:02
An hour for all that...Damn thats a clock like man.


Now off to kicking babies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0g_DSvelgc&feature=player_embedded

Quote
For the people asking for a translation:

Titel: Cutest baby eeeeeeeeeever!! Unbelievable

What the dude is saying:

Looking at cute babies on the internet?

So cute, So soft, So cheerful.

What are u doing?

Instead of acting like a new man, u should be eating a Bicky Royal.

If u have the time after u doing your nails of course.

LOSER!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 20-05-2011, 13:05:29
wtf?

http://armorgames.com/play/11498/reimagine-the-game
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-05-2011, 13:05:26
Duke Nudem, the official Duke Nukem flashgame.

Now with 100% more boobs!

http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/

NSFW, contains nudity if you finish the game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-05-2011, 13:05:50
Shotgun one was kinda hard, rest were a walk in the park :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 20-05-2011, 13:05:02
Shotgun one was kinda hard, rest were a walk in the park :P

I cant fucking win! its impossible...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-05-2011, 14:05:59
wtf?

http://armorgames.com/play/11498/reimagine-the-game

The ending was surprisingly dull. Interesting game as a whole, though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-05-2011, 16:05:55
wtf?

http://armorgames.com/play/11498/reimagine-the-game
i liked the game. and music is quite awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 20-05-2011, 17:05:08
moderator can remove this link if it's against rules.. since there are couple swastikas (that's why I don't put a picture, just a link to the page). But I'll show you one of these if it's that strict ;)

http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/something-else/nazi-card/_3810S3EMC
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 20-05-2011, 17:05:37
WOW, nothing else to say XD

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 20-05-2011, 22:05:19
and i fooooooooounnndd... this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFcpBB4Yy_M&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFcpBB4Yy_M&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-05-2011, 23:05:18
(http://www.everythingunderthemoon.net/images/forum/lolcats/hitman-monkey-drowns-boy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-05-2011, 23:05:29
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/225409_2081780490675_1429964159_2451830_8159877_n.jpg)
AWESOME
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-05-2011, 23:05:02
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227077_2042992924219_1526223581_3721899_2766710_n.jpg)

Belgian police :p
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/225495_211791992186115_100000659483999_704631_7144924_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/228357_1552265947195_1851544478_939065_2568927_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 21-05-2011, 00:05:14
lol nice one siben  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 21-05-2011, 00:05:46
Duke Nudem, the official Duke Nukem flashgame.

Now with 100% more boobs!

http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/

NSFW, contains nudity if you finish the game.
What the... her bikini bottom stays on? I'd have expected a bit more considering it's the European site :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 21-05-2011, 01:05:10
(http://img.artige.no/store/4893.jpg)

OWNED!

(http://img.artige.no/store/4886.jpg)

how i think that ladies think sometimes ;D
(http://img.artige.no/store/4824.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 21-05-2011, 12:05:13
(http://i.imgur.com/5ZqYC.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-05-2011, 12:05:33
Haha, that is gold!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-05-2011, 16:05:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DypnQQDAaU&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_651847
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 21-05-2011, 18:05:18
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/570147
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 21-05-2011, 19:05:04
Ugh, I don't like watermelons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 21-05-2011, 21:05:44
Oh my god.... the donkey....
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/31010-that-doesnt-go-there
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-05-2011, 23:05:46
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/6/58326.jpg?v=1)

(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/5/5/58255.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 22-05-2011, 14:05:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWoBeGRcds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWoBeGRcds&feature=player_embedded)

Haha so awesome. That punk definitely got what he deserved, no one starts to fight with a old man but that guy did and got his ass kicked! Awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-05-2011, 14:05:35
Alright this is something i figured while i studied Latin

"Cum in rectum" translates as "When in power"


Really!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-05-2011, 15:05:45
(http://i.imgur.com/7s4v8.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oK9E7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/JrEZB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ykNfM.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-05-2011, 22:05:21
The Birds of Britain. A nature documentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvEgWINUFc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-05-2011, 23:05:50
DINO-BAMA

(http://d.facdn.net/art/hdorriker/1223954969.half.hdorriker_sfdinobama_by_hd_reduced.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rataxes on 24-05-2011, 00:05:17
DEAR JOHN

An American serviceman stationed in Afghanistan got the following letter from his girlfriend home in the States:

"Dear John
I'm sorry, but I don't want to continue our relationship. The distance between us is to big. Moreover I must confess that I have been unfaithful to you twice since you left. So it's best that it's over.

Wendy

PS. Can you please return that photo I gave you. DS"



The soldier John was stricken by sadness from the unfaithfulness of his former girlfriend. But eventually decided to answer Wendys mail. Before taking up the pen he walked around the base and collected all the photos of girlfriends, sisters, daughters even moms and aunts from his fellow soldiers. Together with the picture of Wendy he had 57 pictures. He put them all in an envelope and wrote:

"Dear Wendy

I'm sorry but I have forgotten who you are.
Can you please pick out your picture and send the rest back.

Ciao
John"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-05-2011, 05:05:31
I'll just leave these 40mm of awesomeness here: http://youtu.be/dSp7CipN1pw (http://youtu.be/dSp7CipN1pw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2011, 10:05:14
I'll just leave these 40mm of awesomeness here: http://youtu.be/dSp7CipN1pw (http://youtu.be/dSp7CipN1pw)
And this is why the Germans and japanese lost WW2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-05-2011, 10:05:55
Crazy Russians firing an anti aircraft gun against mannequins and ground?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-05-2011, 12:05:18
lmao at the mannequin  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2011, 12:05:12
And thats why, people shouldnt whine when they are killed by bofors ;D

Its like whining when your sherman gets killed by a tiger
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 24-05-2011, 13:05:30
jesus that thing is loud !

i was hoping he shot a car or something ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 24-05-2011, 15:05:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bqCrUxsz8M

haha ^^

Also.. points for getting this one :)

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-looks-like-zuckerberg-is-changing-sides.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 24-05-2011, 18:05:18
FatJoe's been playing Age of Empires I see ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-05-2011, 18:05:05
Never hire a weatherman with Tourettes syndrome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCD5cK2Bh8&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 24-05-2011, 19:05:29
Wololo
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/121/6/4/WOLOLO_by_pokketmowse.jpg)

and also http://wololowololo.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tuco on 24-05-2011, 19:05:52
I'll just leave these 40mm of awesomeness here: http://youtu.be/dSp7CipN1pw (http://youtu.be/dSp7CipN1pw)
Haha the rest of his videos are pretty good to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4FjODPDFA&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia#p/u/5/N8IGDIujijQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 24-05-2011, 20:05:34
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/famous_pornstar.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 24-05-2011, 23:05:15
^^^looooool

This is how one of my good buddies got through high school ;D
http://s358.photobucket.com/albums/oo21/canoyd/?action=view&current=Video000-1.mp4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 25-05-2011, 10:05:35
^^^looooool

This is how one of my good buddies got through high school ;D
http://s358.photobucket.com/albums/oo21/canoyd/?action=view&current=Video000-1.mp4

You should have shown this to me about 3 weeks ago when my final exams were starting
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-05-2011, 12:05:19
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3369/b397ee6bbdba3cef8758a59.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 25-05-2011, 12:05:06
 ;D haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-05-2011, 12:05:30
Brilliant eat

just  brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 25-05-2011, 13:05:57
Oh that's gotta sting. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 25-05-2011, 14:05:33
Aww. Come on Gabe, make him feel better. Please.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-05-2011, 22:05:50
Awesome truly eat

that comic is just epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 25-05-2011, 22:05:42
Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  :-[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-05-2011, 22:05:28
Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  :-[
Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VRZOf8sU9s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-05-2011, 22:05:02
I thought i saw everything from the japanese animegirl on steam

Like when she sended the anime with lesbiangirlswithpropellors on there legs who fight aliens with magic and WW2 weapons

But this one is just

Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
Or
my litte sister cant be this cute
I think the title says enough. Bout some 17 year old guy who finds his 15 year old sister hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIQ3TL-xNKk

I suffer...And now will you!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 26-05-2011, 00:05:49
I don't know what's more confusing - The video or your post. WTF are lesbians with propellors on there legs?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 26-05-2011, 00:05:10
you don't want to know
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-05-2011, 01:05:48
17 year old guy who finds his 15 year old sister hot

Ew.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 26-05-2011, 01:05:58
(http://static.black-frames.net/images/that-s-it.jpg)
I really change school : ;D

(http://static.black-frames.net/images/behind-clouds.jpg)
HAHAH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-05-2011, 05:05:24
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3369/b397ee6bbdba3cef8758a59.jpg)

Brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 26-05-2011, 09:05:08
WTF are lesbians with propellors on there legs?  ;D
Ahhh, one more innocent soul to corrupt! Word is that out there in the world of tubes and torrents, there lurks two seasons' worth of danger to one's sanity that is simply known with the ominous title "Strike Witches". ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-05-2011, 15:05:02
I managed to watch the first season. Don't know if I can bring myself to watch, and endure the second season.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 26-05-2011, 16:05:26
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/mickey_troll.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-05-2011, 17:05:53
I'm going to buy a Nintendo DS now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nLVV1FDtXY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-05-2011, 18:05:12
I thought i saw everything from the japanese animegirl on steam

Like when she sended the anime with lesbiangirlswithpropellors on there legs who fight aliens with magic and WW2 weapons

But this one is just

Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
Or
my litte sister cant be this cute
I think the title says enough. Bout some 17 year old guy who finds his 15 year old sister hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIQ3TL-xNKk

I suffer...And now will you!

Why do you keep finding these stuffs?

Do you like them cute, seemingly innocent anime yet so freakishly out of bounds?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 26-05-2011, 22:05:59
Just remembered the genius of the Flight of the Conchords, so I thought I'd share

The Humans are Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64&playnext=1&list=PL757E3D71B5CC3D59

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbxA8a_M_s&feature=related

And of course
Albi the Racist Dragon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-05-2011, 22:05:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG1RI10udjc

Nice song , great video

notice the guy @0:42 Man that move was slick!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 27-05-2011, 00:05:21
lmfao had to link this here. This is a Turkish guy that can't speak english, but he does a blog on live cam with this English chick, dunno why but its pretty hilarious for me lol

http://www.blogtv.com/people/chymera
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 27-05-2011, 13:05:00
Cold hard truth.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/wish_comic.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2011, 15:05:52
I thought i saw everything from the japanese animegirl on steam

Like when she sended the anime with lesbiangirlswithpropellors on there legs who fight aliens with magic and WW2 weapons

But this one is just

Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
Or
my litte sister cant be this cute
I think the title says enough. Bout some 17 year old guy who finds his 15 year old sister hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIQ3TL-xNKk

I suffer...And now will you!

Why do you keep finding these stuffs?

Do you like them cute, seemingly innocent anime yet so freakishly out of bounds?  ;D
The dance is cool

0.50 is something that sticks in my head :)
I want my GF to dance like that :v


Nah, i saw a few good animes. Elfen lied, Gundam wing and especialy black lagoon are amazing.(well they are westren minded and less popular in japan)

Especialy black lagoon. I reccomend black lagoon to everyone
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 27-05-2011, 17:05:41

Nah, i saw a few good animes. Elfen lied, Gundam wing and especialy black lagoon are amazing.(well they are westren minded and less popular in japan)


I know precisely what you mean...

(http://www.chicki.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pinkgundam05_m-219x300.jpg)

You have been Japan-ized! Cause...

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/250362_10150190120555098_604260097_7194429_6041983_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2011, 17:05:35
Coffee in can is something awesome of japan though

COFFEE!
IN CANS!
IN VENDING MACHINES!
ON THE STREET!
WARM!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 27-05-2011, 17:05:29
We have coffee in cans here too...its nothing that special o.=.O  Pretty common actually....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 27-05-2011, 18:05:29
It is iced coffee actually, people in tropical countries doesn't get that same soothing taste of hot coffee, because we don't have winter here.

(http://www.b2bagri.com/uploadFiles/2008-01/1200639399125.jpg)

Swiss stuff!


That generic coffee from US:

(http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.outblush.com/get/women/images/2006/08/starbucks-iced-coffee.jpg)

Puny American ice coffee doesn't have any caffeine effect on me!

Now this is real coffee:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KnWivgiA_DM/TbUPUEpwfbI/AAAAAAAACGM/ikVDmyJJhGs/s200/Kopi%2BTubruk.jpg)

Kopi Tubruk is a hot water-rinsed coffee powder, with all the thick grounds still inside it. Loved by Scandinavian tourists (the most badass coffee drinkers known in western hemisphere). So double espresso shots? Naaaah... espresso are for wimps... GET ME THE POWDAAAH!!!

Doesn't exactly read like:
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/quarkbase_test.com/mr-kopi-tubruk-1777495.jpg)
More like: too-brook
Tubruk (Indonesian slang) = to deliberately crash/hit/bump into other object. This particular coffee could probably make some serious hit on your brain.


Even Swiss agreed, and decided to make some money out of selling this special thing:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4881567481_c27cb16c8a.jpg)



So this particular cups of coffee wants to say something about other puny-types of coffee:

(http://donstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lol-coffee1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-05-2011, 21:05:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZq9l4e_yys&lc

Marionette dancing like a baws!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hellcat on 27-05-2011, 21:05:49
Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
Or
my litte sister cant be this cute
I think the title says enough. Bout some 17 year old guy who finds his 15 year old sister hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIQ3TL-xNKk

I suffer...And now will you!

Nah title is a lie, he doesn't find her hot, it's not that kind of anime. He finds her annoying to say the least. It's a funny anime, sometimes a little bit on the perverted side but always in comical way. Watch it. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-05-2011, 23:05:02
I hate the zerg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVo-qyshZRk) aswell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-05-2011, 02:05:50
(http://i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j330/GrymZero/Incaseof.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2011, 10:05:37
Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
Or
my litte sister cant be this cute
I think the title says enough. Bout some 17 year old guy who finds his 15 year old sister hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIQ3TL-xNKk

I suffer...And now will you!

Nah title is a lie, he doesn't find her hot, it's not that kind of anime. He finds her annoying to say the least. It's a funny anime, sometimes a little bit on the perverted side but always in comical way. Watch it. :P
So far its good
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-05-2011, 11:05:55
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/246642_1965964302729_1051530278_3072955_5761310_n.jpg)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/252686_1563277542478_1851544478_954750_2955096_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 28-05-2011, 14:05:39
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g8ZqjyNHK4I/Td7-rkZvGpI/AAAAAAAAtYY/q6J0UclQlZU/s1600/tumblr_llsiuaIgUI1qz7lxdo1_500.jpg)

"-Honey, I'm pregnant."
"-That's... wonderful."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 28-05-2011, 15:05:58
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/246642_1965964302729_1051530278_3072955_5761310_n.jpg)

Nah.. this is okay

(http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/germany.worldcupblog.org/files/2008/06/germanyturkey.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-05-2011, 15:05:18
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g8ZqjyNHK4I/Td7-rkZvGpI/AAAAAAAAtYY/q6J0UclQlZU/s1600/tumblr_llsiuaIgUI1qz7lxdo1_500.jpg

"-Honey, I'm pregnant."
"-That's... wonderful."

Winner. Really, I can't stop lol'ing.

Wonder how single mom is doing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-05-2011, 16:05:55
Lets watch some professional wrestling, a real mens sport
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/08d95d10-d08f-4432-b0ae-7eb1501d6ad3.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 28-05-2011, 18:05:16
Finnish military <3

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ct/0wv/2u65/123672/458211914.jpg)

Translations: (something might be wrong, but you get the picture)

There are your callsigns and frequences. Then: Koivurinne
Sir!
Your squad disembarks at point 112 and advances at left side of the track. You are facing about a
half of platoon of enemy paratroopers ... maybe a whole company ... and possibly heavy armour ... about a
battalion ... actually, if intelligence info is correct, two divisions ...

You don't need to worry about our own artillery or air support. No such thing exists. ...Around point 125 they have spotted enemy troops from two different
army corps, gigantic battle robots and some goddamn fire-spitting dragon... Surround enemy's main force
with your squad, cut their supply and communication lines and destroy the enemy... Are we clear?

Logistics corps will supply your lunch at 12 o'clock
All clear, sir.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-05-2011, 19:05:00
haha, thats a good one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: A-tree on 29-05-2011, 03:05:56
This thread needs more Rik Mayall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMQNH9G5nbI
And more stand up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 29-05-2011, 04:05:08
Jedi A--Holes Return!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T819usZLQtE

worth watching  ;D

edit:when is this forum gonna make embed youtube tags? D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-05-2011, 12:05:33
(http://lolpics.se/pics/22656.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-05-2011, 12:05:03
Trollbook!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 29-05-2011, 21:05:59
I went on the Internet and found this, maybe not a "joke" but still very, if not the most awesome speech ever.

Muhammad Ali doing his thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5_8af3TiY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-05-2011, 21:05:20
I went on the Internet and found this, maybe not a "joke" but still very, if not the most awesome speech ever.

Muhammad Ali doing his thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5_8af3TiY&feature=player_embedded
Classic. Mohammed really was quite the poet, and what a singing voice too
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 30-05-2011, 02:05:19
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1261596481_3Fw2MnJ-L.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: IrishReloaded on 30-05-2011, 13:05:25
trollface day  ;D


(http://files.isnichwahr.de/_munatopload3/cont/isnichwaschpicsdu32/images/21.jpg)

(http://files.isnichwahr.de/_munatopload3/cont/isnichwaschpicsdu32/images/29.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-05-2011, 16:05:53
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mTw0FZdVjEQ/TWM973w2ndI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/DVi6wErklSk/s1600/banana%252Bflasher.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 30-05-2011, 19:05:46
Hahah so wrong!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-05-2011, 22:05:04
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/254898_10150196781567301_652352300_7577519_1797275_n.jpg)
Title: Depixelizing Pixel Art
Post by: Dukat on 30-05-2011, 22:05:56
Depixelizing Pixel Art
You might have no idea what that is supposed to be. I had neither. But it works. I'll give an example:

Look at this Pixel Art:

(http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/input_images/win31_keyboard_input.png)

The problem with these tiny icons is, that you cannot increase the size without uglifying it.

(http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/results_nearest/win31_keyboard_nearest_16x.png)

In order to improve this, you need to add information to the picture. But instead of adding information manually, you can use an algorithm instead.

The first approach would be to add some sort of blur, softening the edges:

(http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/results_bicubic/win31_keyboard_bicubic_16x.png)

But still, this rather hurts the eye.

The next algorithm already offers details without blur, adding information without modifying the orginal:

(http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/results_hq4x/win31_keyboard_hq4x_16x.png)

The very next picture shows already a very interesting mixture of various approaches:

(http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/results_photozoom4/win31_keyboard_photozoom4_16x.png)

Finally, here are some elaborated algorithm that turns Pixel Art into a new style without renouncing the orginal art:

(http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/results_vectormagic/win31_keyboard_vectormagic_16x.png)

(http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/results_ours/win31_keyboard_ours_16x.png)


So, none of these are manually re-drawn but created by an automated algorithm. IMHO this is truly amazing. Not to mention the possiblities if you'd apply softening on textures of 3d engines someday.

Curious? Want to see more? There is a comparisson of the different algorithm here shown by assorted examples:

http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/supplementary/multi_comparison.html


Also linked here: http://johanneskopf.de/publications/index.html

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2011, 02:05:07
(http://i.imgur.com/cNNtY.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-05-2011, 02:05:59
http://i.imgur.com/cNNtY.jpg

damn right
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 31-05-2011, 02:05:34
I think the artist missed the point of the drawing.  He's trying to be against blocking illegal immigration, and yet one should note that, well, the illegal immigration of the pilgrims DID destroy indian life and culture, and end in their wholesale slaughter.

Not saying illegal immigration now would cause that, but the artist picked an extremely bad example....


And yes, I am against all forms of illegal immigration, but for taking immigration legally back to the laws of ellis island "You know a trade?  Welcome to america, here are your papers and path to citizenship"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2011, 04:05:58
Stop sucking the fun out of life you big meanie.

(http://i.imgur.com/kE7J7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/97eBn.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/RUU4B.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/18kNc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SG7a8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 31-05-2011, 04:05:47
i dont get the first one ><
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 31-05-2011, 06:05:53
Burning smell  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 31-05-2011, 10:05:00
(http://cdn.blolz.com/photos/1273946178264.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2011, 11:05:48
(http://cdn.blolz.com/photos/1273946178264.jpg)
LOOOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A5ezhGbTxs&feature=feedrec_grec_index


wtf...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 31-05-2011, 13:05:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A5ezhGbTxs&feature=feedrec_grec_index


wtf...

and i still dont find TF2 humor funny...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-05-2011, 21:05:58
http://www.pown.it/5023

Can anybody explain this to me? What is this I don't even...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 31-05-2011, 21:05:40
REMOVE POOTIS!!!


(For more info:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSCJxxI83v4#t=13s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jC8JIjW2cw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBkOT5Wfr9g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viTD4o70VHk
remember to only view in 240p for best effect)

I HAVE INFINITE WISDOM OF THE FALCON
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 31-05-2011, 21:05:18
Only TF2 stuff that I find funny is that dance thing, and official meat the team videos. Those are just hilarious however. Anyone know if they stopped doing them completely? They still had the medic and the pyro to do...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2011, 23:05:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A5ezhGbTxs&feature=feedrec_grec_index


wtf...

and i still dont find TF2 humor funny...
I dont find this one funny at all

just so bloody weird

Heavy is dad is nice and a few others, but this one is just plain....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjSclC_TbTg&feature=related

YEHE thats how we do it in MAH neighbourhood BITCH

I MEAN r2d2 with an afro haircut, a .45COLT and cleveland voice of family guy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 01-06-2011, 23:06:19
(http://krautchan.net/files/1306943390001.jpg)
(http://krautchan.net/files/1306946514001.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 02-06-2011, 00:06:34
really awesome video

http://www.virus4fun.ch/is-tropical-the-greeks/

http://video.golem.de/wirtschaft/4879/alles-hat-einen-motor-nissan-wirbt-fuer-elektroauto.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 02-06-2011, 00:06:32
LOL
i want EVERYTHING to run on gas!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 02-06-2011, 00:06:28
Bombs defusing, russian style.
(http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gewgew.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-06-2011, 03:06:50
So as we prepare to welcome back FH's lost aquatic rodent son to the internet, I bring you news on his current state of affairs:
http://i.imgur.com/XFCKZ.png (http://i.imgur.com/XFCKZ.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 02-06-2011, 10:06:23
In Soviet Russia even taps have hangovers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkx-LGTz2BY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2011, 11:06:15
In Soviet Russia even taps have hangovers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkx-LGTz2BY&feature=player_embedded
in soviet!

wait WHAT?
Its a new conspiracy by the water companies!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzdZ4KcI8Y

Do a rocket jump!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6CXAaI1OAo&feature=fvwrel

HUUUGE GUNS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 02-06-2011, 12:06:10
THeTA discovers Freddiew videos  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2011, 14:06:42
and now, a Nigga moment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA&feature=feedf)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 02-06-2011, 14:06:16
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3214.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3208.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3182.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3170.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3164.png)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3163.png)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3160.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3153.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3136.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3099.png)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3097.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/3089.png)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/5731.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/5727.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/5723.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/5708.jpg)
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/5692.jpg)

Norwegian meme:
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/5686.png)

Baot-is (translated to Boat-icecream) meme is where a norwegian artist Tone Damlie Åberge called the båt-is(normal pronounciation) for a Baot-is. her dialect is funny as hell and it turned into a meme.

btw: Båt-is is the best icecream there is!!!
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187815_218642584820984_1428781_n.jpg)

btw she is totaly hot^^
http://kjendis.nu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Tone-Damli-460x306.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2011, 14:06:03
DAM DAT BITCH MELTS MAH CREAM
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 02-06-2011, 15:06:40
ISNT YOUR CREAM MELTY ENOUGH AS IT IS TAO ;P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2011, 15:06:37
ISNT YOUR CREAM MELTY ENOUGH AS IT IS TAO ;P
i swear once i figured out what you said, i keel you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 02-06-2011, 15:06:29
I'm not sure i follow ;D

anyway a German joke:

Knock knock!

Who is there!

Get.

Get who?

Get back to work in your efficient German car manufacturer, to further better our proud economy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2011, 15:06:53
NAZI! FACISM!

(reminds me of that other joke 1 page ago :p )

aah this one

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/246642_1965964302729_1051530278_3072955_5761310_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 02-06-2011, 15:06:25
'ts good joke ;P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2011, 15:06:46
'ts good joke ;P
also a bit true...

Same here in Belgium.. If i say i like Flanders, belgium and walloon, they will shout RACIST VLAAMS BELANG because i said i like flanders, despite me saying i love every region in belgium
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 02-06-2011, 17:06:04
(http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/i-am-a-flying-camel.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 02-06-2011, 17:06:26
Probably the only new picture that I have seen in this thread that I have actually laughed at :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-06-2011, 18:06:06
There's no question about who taught that camel to fly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1oMhMwUbgc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 02-06-2011, 18:06:44
There's no question about who taught that camel to fly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1oMhMwUbgc
I beg to disagree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6spGcj6fty8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sagal on 02-06-2011, 19:06:40
one of the best scenes in the whole movie with the line:

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 02-06-2011, 19:06:16
one of the best scenes in the whole movie with the line:

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Indeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-06-2011, 20:06:37
I'd thought the camel had some run in with these fellows in the past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TeiSsJ3G_0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 02-06-2011, 21:06:56
Whilst on the subject of Monty Python.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss

One of the best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-06-2011, 22:06:44
Rape Ewok

(http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp208/TheCrispyDelicious/Bite-the-pillow-Im-going-in-dry.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 03-06-2011, 11:06:38
Some nice translation mishaps right out of China:
(http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/49289/05a-phone_jpg_627x1000_q85.jpg)
(http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/49289/05n-phone_jpg_627x1000_q85.jpg)

Found on: The A.V. Club (http://www.avclub.com/articles/cheapest-toy-roundup-the-alldollarstore-edition,49289/2/)

And as a kicker a Leg...ehm... Best-Lock Sherman! ^^
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/49289/cheapesttoys10_M_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-06-2011, 12:06:10
Then again, you gotta give them credit for the details on the tank itself

The glacis, the tracks, the hull shape
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 03-06-2011, 13:06:58
Then again, you gotta give them credit for the details on the tank itself

The glacis, the tracks, the hull shape
I think that looks plain ugly. I could make better with my old lego.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-06-2011, 13:06:16
Then again, you gotta give them credit for the details on the tank itself

The glacis, the tracks, the hull shape
I think that looks plain ugly. I could make better with my old lego.
But for such a cheap company? common you gotta give them credit!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 03-06-2011, 14:06:57

Hey, TA0. ;D

http://www.mechanizedbrick.com/churchill.html

(http://www.mechanizedbrick.com/mode1s/churchill_tank.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-06-2011, 14:06:24
if only I had been shown this 5 years ago. I would have had nosebleeds over them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 03-06-2011, 14:06:08

Hey, TA0. ;D

http://www.mechanizedbrick.com/churchill.html

(http://www.mechanizedbrick.com/mode1s/churchill_tank.jpg)

Holy crap that stuff is expensive!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 03-06-2011, 15:06:23
Josh that is brilliant ;P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-06-2011, 15:06:26

Hey, TA0. ;D

http://www.mechanizedbrick.com/churchill.html

(http://www.mechanizedbrick.com/mode1s/churchill_tank.jpg)
That really is epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-06-2011, 16:06:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4&feature=player_embedded

This is Trolling 101 from Greece with love  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-06-2011, 20:06:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4&feature=player_embedded

This is Trolling 101 from Greece with love  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hhHHJYB0GM

OPA OPA OPA OPA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-06-2011, 21:06:24
(http://fuckyeahmeanwhile.tumblr.com/photo/1280/3084931838/1/tumblr_lfrt58QSBw1qdyaft)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf50zyuFok1qbm2rfo1_500.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcq2mkurje1qbm2rfo1_500.jpg)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcrdnxOR9v1qzmowao1_r1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc0psrKQj41qe0fd1o1_500.jpg)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l94vwh4Yuj1qd32ovo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-06-2011, 22:06:33
(http://fuckyeahmeanwhile.tumblr.com/photo/1280/3084931838/1/tumblr_lfrt58QSBw1qdyaft)

Those are some dangerous AR-15 receivers he got there xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-06-2011, 22:06:07
(http://fuckyeahmeanwhile.tumblr.com/photo/1280/739074946/1/tumblr_l1ioi23jVn1qzh5gn)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4jgs1PZDx1qzurddo1_400.png)

...and I'm spent.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 03-06-2011, 22:06:09
(http://i51.tinypic.com/120koz7.jpg)
:D

And the original video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8&fmt=18)

A few more .GIFS:
(http://i56.tinypic.com/eh0tvq.gif)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/sfjsc8.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 03-06-2011, 23:06:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VLsRbDU37w

IM DYING!!! xD

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-06-2011, 23:06:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VLsRbDU37w

IM DYING!!! xD


I swear

i see hitler in that guy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-06-2011, 00:06:19
I swear

i see hitler in that guy

I see Hitler in every young child's innocent smile, in every tall rose about to blossom and in every snowflake, perfect and unique in itself, resting gently on mother nature's bosom.

(http://traceurversusbboy.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/tear_of_joy_e.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-06-2011, 00:06:30
I usually see Stalin in those.

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-joseph-decreux-pretty-fly.jpg) (http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling-untitled4.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-i-am-in-a-state-of-high-temperature-which-can-only-be-remedied-by-the-sound-of-a-bovines-bell.jpg) (http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-untitled.jpg)
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/rage-comics-untitled.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-untitled39.jpg)
^+10 internets if you get that.
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/rage-comics-giddy-up.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-he-owns-a-horse.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 04-06-2011, 01:06:09
I get the plank one, now give me 10 internets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-06-2011, 02:06:20
I get the plank one, now give me 10 internets.
Only one I found funny out of all that aswell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-06-2011, 02:06:58
I get the plank one, now give me 10 internets.

+10 internets

(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/16974000/ngbbs4887ed5adc7c6.jpg)
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/rage-comics-you-monster.jpg)
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8968/gsdfgsgsgsdg.jpg)
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/rage-comics-oh-i-thought-he-was-just-a-musician.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/d983aa81-4a7c-4104-9027-fb7cbfd98eae1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 04-06-2011, 17:06:56
Hahahah that's awesome! And is that a VHS? If yes the buyer got double owned.

Ha yeah and Warrior, I don't get the plank one, thanks for the internets tough!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 04-06-2011, 20:06:08
Ha yeah and Warrior, I don't get the plank one, thanks for the internets tough!

Its Plank from Ed, Edd n Eddy. He's his imaginary friend and does everything that the stupid piece of wood tells him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2011, 21:06:11
http://dagobah.net/flash/animal_electro_remix.swf

Always loved that one

http://dagobah.net/flash/Beard_Cage.swf

EPIIIC BEAARRDS

YEAAHHH

http://dagobah.net/flash/chain_saw.swf
one of the better synched
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-06-2011, 21:06:39
(http://i.imgur.com/htELH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZWNkQ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/I2Ti8.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/IQIDN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PWkCE.gif)

EDIT:

Important information contain within: CEA (http://www.jasperfforde.com/specops/cheeseindex.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-06-2011, 01:06:30
(http://www.quirkins.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/velocirapture.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 05-06-2011, 16:06:56
Not exactly funny, but i'm a wee bit drunk and when shuffling on itunes this happened
Out of 7000 songs, first "The day that never comes" by metallica starts playing, next song is "Someday never comes" by CCR. YEAHH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 05-06-2011, 22:06:04
I realy hope this is some kind of fakebook episode...

(http://c0834752.cdn.imgwykop.pl/01qsNjh_txt_jfyZtlgYG5kaC3b2gj8itkVmhy2UEweh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 05-06-2011, 23:06:58
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253889_196882820358673_100265060020450_509834_2047332_n.jpg)
Croatian MiG in action
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 05-06-2011, 23:06:23
hahah wtf?
you have raiffeisen bank too?  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 06-06-2011, 04:06:42
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/picpro1.jpg)

Sweet, I got on lamebook with a comment thread :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 06-06-2011, 13:06:10
hahah wtf?
you have raiffeisen bank too?  :D
Lmao we're not peasants :P
But we use unconventional air doctrines, as one can see.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-06-2011, 20:06:52
First you had
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tijx8M3Y5k


now this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zmZfoMkVt8


And then     what the

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKK37G-ZWvk&feature=fvwrel

Dint you once posted this Mudra?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-06-2011, 20:06:30
And then     what the

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKK37G-ZWvk&feature=fvwrel

Dint you once posted this Mudra?
I think I put a few of those Orangina adverts into this thread ages ago.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2011, 21:06:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4277ZqJEd7Q&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-06-2011, 21:06:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4277ZqJEd7Q&NR=1
remains awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2011, 23:06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cj3hGpCHYQ&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 06-06-2011, 23:06:09
(http://krautchan.net/files/1307389404001.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2011, 00:06:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKK37G-ZWvk&feature=fvwrel

Dint you once posted this Mudra?

No, but I remember seeing it and wishing I was that guy :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 07-06-2011, 18:06:30
WTF ! That dude is fuckin insane ! Watch in full screen !

http://gizmodo.com/5809436/exclusive-cockpit-video-of-the-craziest-flyby-ever
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 07-06-2011, 18:06:36
You know how fucking loud that'd be for the people on the ground? Jesus
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 07-06-2011, 18:06:09
10ft, Hat's off!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-06-2011, 21:06:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AE2pe5LDgE

The only good TF2 song was heavy bieber, but this one is not bad ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 08-06-2011, 03:06:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AE2pe5LDgE

The only good TF2 song was heavy bieber, but this one is not bad ;D

This one is quite cool :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-HWhvAMm4&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-06-2011, 20:06:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AE2pe5LDgE

The only good TF2 song was heavy bieber, but this one is not bad ;D

This one is quite cool :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-HWhvAMm4&feature=fvwrel
Ye

I saw like 5463456 of those songs, but that one, Heavy bieber and that korean version are the good ones

Also this one is pretty good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11sn4Utex6A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 08-06-2011, 20:06:54
Methinks Force-A-Nem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InDffxsA_OE) is the best TF2-fied song.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-06-2011, 21:06:06
Methinks Force-A-Nem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InDffxsA_OE) is the best TF2-fied song.
Awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 09-06-2011, 00:06:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=598IdFlOXcQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 09-06-2011, 12:06:15
That was soooo awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 09-06-2011, 14:06:12
i feel like pic dumping
so here we go

(http://www.trendhure.com/wp-content/2011/picdump88/67.jpg)
(http://www.trendhure.com/wp-content/2011/picdump88/78.jpg)
(http://www.trendhure.com/wp-content/2011/picdump88/8.jpg)
(http://www.trendhure.com/wp-content/2011/picdump88/46.jpg) (although i think it gay marriage is legal in more states now)
(http://www.trendhure.com/wp-content/2011/picdump88/53.jpg)
(http://www.stuggi.to/wp-content/gallery/picdump-33/7287.jpg)
(http://www.stuggi.to/wp-content/gallery/picdump-33/7325.jpg)
(http://www.stuggi.to/wp-content/gallery/picdump-33/pics_008.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 09-06-2011, 15:06:12
(http://grahamwilliams.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cavejohnson-764x1024.jpg)

I found Fuchs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 09-06-2011, 15:06:16
That is epic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 09-06-2011, 17:06:50
Oh shi-

Well if they ever make a Portal movie.. Cave Johnson, there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 09-06-2011, 17:06:49
[img ]http://grahamwilliams.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cavejohnson-764x1024.jpg[/img]

I found Fuchs.

Isn't that Cave Johnson?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 09-06-2011, 21:06:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y meanwhile in russia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-06-2011, 22:06:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y meanwhile in russia
O_O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 09-06-2011, 22:06:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y meanwhile in russia

Did they invent fistfucking in Russia, after seeing this I believe they do  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 10-06-2011, 00:06:23
Those guys honestly just look like NED's/ CHAVS if my UK friends will agree?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 10-06-2011, 01:06:34
Those guys honestly just look like NED's/ CHAVS if my UK friends will agree?

Not enough North Face/ Burberry but they aren't far off  :P

Looks the Russians have discovered MDMA then  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 10-06-2011, 02:06:34
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/glass.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 10-06-2011, 02:06:05
The nerd thinks the glass is filled completely. One half with a liquid, the other half with a gas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 10-06-2011, 03:06:03
This thread has is become then repost galore!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 10-06-2011, 04:06:37
Hahahha zombie at the end killed me  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 10-06-2011, 11:06:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ meanwhile across the pond
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 10-06-2011, 17:06:38
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/1307679985245.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2011, 17:06:57
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/1307679985245.jpg)
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SURTUR ftw!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-06-2011, 01:06:11
THETA, SING VIT ME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-06-2011, 15:06:02
THETA, SING VIT ME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg&feature=related
SME crap! FFUU i cant view it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-06-2011, 16:06:53
THETA, SING VIT ME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg&feature=related
SME crap! FFUU i cant view it!

http://grooveshark.com/s/Rasputin/3OWsvB?src=5

NOW, KOMRADE! SING VIT ME!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-06-2011, 16:06:45
THETA, SING VIT ME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg&feature=related
SME crap! FFUU i cant view it!

http://grooveshark.com/s/Rasputin/3OWsvB?src=5

NOW, KOMRADE! SING VIT ME!
Le Broke.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-06-2011, 16:06:11
Le Broke.

Now it's just fucking with me.  >:(

http://grooveshark.com/s/Rasputin/3JkrKe?src=5
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-06-2011, 20:06:42
Dunno if its been posted here

http://i.imgur.com/1F1Ya.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-06-2011, 05:06:40
I knew his internet connection didnt just 'break'!

(http://i.imgur.com/zzMHh.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 13-06-2011, 01:06:31
Dunno if its been posted here

http://i.imgur.com/1F1Ya.jpg
That's just...awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 13-06-2011, 09:06:12
It only became better and better...  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2011, 11:06:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUmR7sHSuOg&feature=related

This one is great  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-06-2011, 12:06:34
http://www.cracked.com/article_19233_the-6-most-ill-conceived-weapons-ever-built.html

^in this article, they call a No. 74 Sticky grenade "Satan's Maraca." Made my day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2011, 13:06:29
http://www.cracked.com/article_19233_the-6-most-ill-conceived-weapons-ever-built.html

^in this article, they call a No. 74 Sticky grenade "Satan's Maraca." Made my day.
the ross rifle dint deserved that credit :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 13-06-2011, 15:06:48
http://www.cracked.com/article_19233_the-6-most-ill-conceived-weapons-ever-built.html

^in this article, they call a No. 74 Sticky grenade "Satan's Maraca." Made my day.

While most insane weapons at least have a good idea behind them, the sticky grenade was crazy in both theory and practice. The most impressive thing about it was that it managed to get produced without anyone noticing how ridiculous it was.
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNOMU052rA#t=1m03s)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: M00SE on 13-06-2011, 15:06:18
worth a giggle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHw9G8gbN8&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-06-2011, 20:06:48
Vladimir Putin revealed to a British journalist that he is a huge Beatles fan, and his favourite song is "Yesterday."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2011, 20:06:15
worth a giggle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHw9G8gbN8&feature=related
hahaha classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-06-2011, 22:06:07
I will just leave this here.
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/3e6453cc-491c-4720-ae81-4198af8206b2.gif

*Better post these as a plain URL, and make a notice about photosensitive epilepsy or something*
- Thorondor
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 13-06-2011, 23:06:44
Mods delete it please!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2011, 23:06:38
HI jack!

http://dagobah.net/flash/Hi_jack.swf

Meanwhile in poland

http://dagobah.net/flash/pwned_by_daddy.swf

Gonna mow lawn for bitches. bitches like mowned lawns

http://dagobah.net/flash/mowing_dog.swf

FUCK YOU NEWTON

http://dagobah.net/flash/Flying_Dog.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 13-06-2011, 23:06:06
HITHETA

Wait... no, no. Im not HI'ing you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2011, 23:06:05
HITHETA

Wait... no, no. Im not HI'ing you.
you would in reality ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 13-06-2011, 23:06:48
HITHETA

Wait... no, no. Im not HI'ing you.
you would in reality ;)

poor THeTAO is unknowing about internal meme ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-06-2011, 00:06:20
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-dont-question.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 14-06-2011, 01:06:11
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-dont-question.jpg)

I just did please explain O_o .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-06-2011, 01:06:57
Easter egg left by Microsoft? I dunno, but it's freaky shit, man! I'm scared as hell! D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-06-2011, 01:06:42
That's pretty cool :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-06-2011, 02:06:52
Damn, anyone who has ever played a preset track on a Yamaha keyboard should recognise the style of the second bit ;D  Otherwise, yeah, it's a bit creepy.

(http://i.imgur.com/VFE9j.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Dmtyu.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SYvyZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FxyNn.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/yne0L.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 14-06-2011, 05:06:18
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/fifteenyearsago.jpg)

Yep, this is pretty much what society has advanced to.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 14-06-2011, 09:06:07
(http://www.photoblip.com/images/597/f13821d5b01789a365917562b570a8c3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 14-06-2011, 10:06:46
Waht?

The assassin must be female (Rebecca Black is female)  ;D

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/female-assassin-demotivational-poster-1238286397.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 14-06-2011, 11:06:47
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/fifteenyearsago.jpg)

Yep, this is pretty much what society has advanced to.

You forgot the last one.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/15_years_ago_vs_now.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 14-06-2011, 14:06:58
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-hmm-even-looks-like-keha-as-well.jpg)
xDDDD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 14-06-2011, 14:06:04
im not proud to say that i never finished that game ><, play for 2 hours,shit my pants, close it and never touch it again xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 14-06-2011, 14:06:30
 ^
^^
reminds me that i still have to finish the last few chapters of the game.


(http://www.orschlurch.de/wp-content/gallery/pixxdump-121/008.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 14-06-2011, 17:06:38
im not proud to say that i never finished that game ><, play for 2 hours,shit my pants, close it and never touch it again xD

Same over here ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-06-2011, 17:06:57
im not proud to say that i never finished that game ><, play for 2 hours,shit my pants, close it and never touch it again xD

Same over here ;D
Seconded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-06-2011, 18:06:24
Played it finished it and saw an old mans penis as a reward in the end of the game.......


Needless to say that was the scariest moment in my entire gaming history...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yoghurt on 14-06-2011, 18:06:44
(http://www.owned.lv/images/x3xe4e1bc4ec43c751a257db7598fdb38c2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 14-06-2011, 19:06:57
What game do you guys talk about?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-06-2011, 20:06:11
Amnesia - The Dark Descent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loSzpvq73FY

It's a really scary game. Not Fear or Dead Space kind of scary where they just thrown nasty monster at your face, but properly scary.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sagal on 14-06-2011, 20:06:23
Hah played it through, grow some balls you girls :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-06-2011, 20:06:35
Amnesia - The Dark Descent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loSzpvq73FY

It's a really scary game. Not Fear or Dead Space kind of scary where they just thrown nasty monster at your face, but properly scary.

I got it some time back, never really dared to try it though. maybe now is the time, just don't want to play it alone...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sarry on 14-06-2011, 21:06:44
Amnesia - The Dark Descent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loSzpvq73FY

It's a really scary game. Not Fear or Dead Space kind of scary where they just thrown nasty monster at your face, but properly scary.


Haha, watching that guy scream every time something happens is hilarious
I'll give the game a try 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-06-2011, 21:06:49
(http://d.facdn.net/art/cherokeecory/1308006896.cherokeecory_cookeh.png)

ZA RODINU!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-06-2011, 21:06:51
There's a spy creepin' 'round 'ere!
(http://plegaleggole.com/furry_spy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-06-2011, 21:06:20
There's a spy creepin' 'round 'ere!
(http://plegaleggole.com/furry_spy.jpg)

"FurryMen"
(http://garyc.me/files/upload/1258667908731.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 15-06-2011, 02:06:50
Samuel L Jackson reads bedtime story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-06-2011, 10:06:46
(http://i.imgur.com/ZAC23.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-06-2011, 16:06:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwTIa_2A9ZU&feature=feedu

What in the hell??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 15-06-2011, 16:06:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwTIa_2A9ZU&feature=feedu
Nobody makes it rain like Roger, true that!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 15-06-2011, 16:06:49
For the girly in you.

Zombie Love Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCVMuevcCvY&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-06-2011, 17:06:20
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Russian+Dancing+Men/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GuinNess on 15-06-2011, 18:06:31
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Russian+Dancing+Men/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA&feature=channel_video_title
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-06-2011, 18:06:27
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Russian+Dancing+Men/
remains epic as fuck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 15-06-2011, 20:06:13
What ever happened to describing your links?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-06-2011, 20:06:11
What ever happened to describing your links?

That never happened.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-06-2011, 20:06:27
It will happen after this line:

________________________________________________
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 15-06-2011, 20:06:29
What's with the flood of furries? I found that on the internet by the way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-06-2011, 20:06:16
What's with the flood of furries? I found that on the internet by the way.

IIRC, There are only ~3 furries on these forums.
Silbur Wulff, Von Mudra, and I.

I barely know Silbur, everyone knows Mudra--he's pretty open about it, and I have been since I was 13, just not as open about it about now because I was a bit embarrassed.  Theta is still not a furry, but he asked me to draw something '10% furry,' I didn't know what the hell that meant, so I just drew a fox's head with a Belgian flag that says "Theta-10% furry."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-06-2011, 21:06:32
but warrior and Mudra liked the thing warrior drew, so i was like=why not? he did the effort

The 10% furry(wich is not furry) was referred to those anime things with Ears and tails. Warrior asked me what he should draw. I wanted to ask him=Draw something 10% furry like Horo from spice and wolf

and lets say i forgot the part after 10% furry

anyway=

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/247474_10150280567523436_760298435_9121804_4960685_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251173_2081460765832_1524459175_32335072_3066778_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252400_127065730709770_100002190317412_215458_5013678_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-06-2011, 21:06:11
 ;)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247160_1890056524673_1039274196_31787920_2797341_n.jpg)


*Thorondor bans Siben*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-06-2011, 21:06:02
The guy in the picture does bare a passing resemblance to you Toris :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-06-2011, 22:06:12
The guy in the picture does bare a passing resemblance to you Toris :P
oooow snap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2011, 12:06:11
http://dagobah.net/flash/TF_Winter_War.swf


Winter war

TF2 style  ;D ;D

Gotta love this one, everything is well synched
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 16-06-2011, 13:06:33
http://dagobah.net/flash/TF_Winter_War.swf


Winter war

TF2 style  ;D ;D

Gotta love this one, everything is well synched
This one is awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-06-2011, 15:06:24
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/UnicornPartialSuit.jpg)

Hai Hai
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-06-2011, 15:06:19
It's a fursuiter. So what? I find it odd myself, but fursuiting isn't uncommon in the fandom.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-06-2011, 15:06:48
I guess that's Lightning's girlfriend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-06-2011, 15:06:35
It's a fursuiter. So what? I find it odd myself, but fursuiting isn't uncommon in the fandom
So what, what? It's just a picture. Didn't mean to offend anybody.

kkthxbbqlol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-06-2011, 15:06:04
So what, what? It's just a picture. Didn't mean to offend anybody.

It's not offensive, it just really isn't that much of a joke.

I guess that's Lightning's girlfriend.

Wat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-06-2011, 15:06:06
So what, what? It's just a picture. Didn't mean to offend anybody.

It's not offensive, it just really isn't that much of a joke.

I guess that's Lightning's girlfriend.

Wat
http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=5186.0

Lightning, the master of unicorns.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 16-06-2011, 16:06:47
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg860/scaled.php?server=860&filename=1286484218926.jpg&res=medium)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 16-06-2011, 16:06:44
Furries strike again
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-06-2011, 19:06:41
Rene Descartes, the French philosopher, walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?" Descartes replies, "No, I think not." And then he vanishes.

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/t1.jpg)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/t2.jpg)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/t3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 16-06-2011, 21:06:16
How'd you know if it was a guy or a gal?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 16-06-2011, 21:06:13
How'd you know if it was a guy or a gal?

You smell their butts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 16-06-2011, 22:06:03
I think you probably have to just take the same chance you make in a Thai bar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-06-2011, 22:06:52
How'd you know if it was a guy or a gal?

You smell their butts.

I almost pissed myself  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-06-2011, 05:06:28
Fun with Science:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaMWxLCGY0U


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FR6-gEwjU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 17-06-2011, 05:06:45
I made a lot of nerdy comments at Cracked to spawn that stuff.

Oh and btw, Airbus A330 is a 2-aisle aircraft. If you happen to take Delta to Tokyo or Amsterdam or US Airways, that will be an A330 dear Americans. That seat map is a Boeing 757 obviously. A330 has only 2 recent crashes, with only 1 survivor (a Dutch child), so hardly any statistic existed for them.

Pardon my geekyness.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 17-06-2011, 06:06:19
I rode the A330 to and from amsterdam via delta.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 17-06-2011, 10:06:47
(http://starfield.blogg.se/images/2009/9friday12_36391103.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 17-06-2011, 12:06:09
Oh Rawhide...

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18785738/Responses/%5Bnongif%5D0outof10.png)

EDIT: oh darn, king of page :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 17-06-2011, 12:06:44
Oh Rawhide...

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18785738/Responses/%5Bnongif%5D0outof10.png)

EDIT: oh darn, king of page :(
My bad, post removed due to broken links.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 17-06-2011, 14:06:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEVshbmxN8

about gears of war, cute chick too xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 17-06-2011, 16:06:03
Chinese Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run in back of car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

..etc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-06-2011, 17:06:19
(http://starfield.blogg.se/images/2009/9friday12_36391103.jpg)
Giggity
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 17-06-2011, 17:06:32
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Dreamcastor/Funny%20Stuff/must_not_fap.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-06-2011, 18:06:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLWWwV4OiHk

"Whoa, that was mad! I thought that was true for a minute."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 17-06-2011, 18:06:24
First comedy scene ever  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frl0K09o-KA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-06-2011, 21:06:13
stealing ASIAN WOMAN SUV?

ME THINK NOT!

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/328371/459efd55/mijn_suv_wegslepen_.html

meanwhile in japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPu5okuLEbY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-06-2011, 22:06:26
Meanwhile, in Vancouver
(http://i.imgur.com/ftjvJ.jpg)


Tag! your it!
(http://i.imgur.com/E5ccZ.gif)




(http://i.imgur.com/20o51.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-06-2011, 09:06:20
(http://i.imgur.com/M2dE9.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XfFUa.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/XSJ0W.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-06-2011, 10:06:47
NAM BABEH

(http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/642/to_be_worn.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 18-06-2011, 14:06:11
(http://i.imgur.com/vetX5.jpg)

Glorious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 18-06-2011, 16:06:19
Meanwhile, in Vancouver
(http://i.imgur.com/ftjvJ.jpg)


Tag! your it!
(http://i.imgur.com/E5ccZ.gif)


(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4902/image226882galleryv9gyb.jpg)

(http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/7324/gladiatormemedisplayima.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-06-2011, 17:06:11
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/what_mortal_kombat_characters_do_in_their_fee_time_21.gif?w=116&h=160)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-06-2011, 18:06:25
Meanwhile in america

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1536131/b1eca55b/handrem_fail.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-06-2011, 18:06:54
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/bobcats_tuesday/5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-06-2011, 18:06:01

I bet it's a repost but still...

Robot Chicken: It's A Trap! Hitler Style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhasegf2wA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 18-06-2011, 18:06:35
WTF did I just watch?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 18-06-2011, 20:06:23

I bet it's a repost but still...

Robot Chicken: It's A Trap! Hitler Style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhasegf2wA

I forget how beautiful it is..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 18-06-2011, 22:06:20

I bet it's a repost but still...

Robot Chicken: It's A Trap! Hitler Style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhasegf2wA

I forget how beautiful it is..

Just imagining the mental state of the vid maker alone, is enough to ensure epic lulz  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-06-2011, 22:06:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow&feature=related

What a douche.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-06-2011, 12:06:49
Don't mind the beginning of this video, but the ending is epic.

I give you: Obi-Wan's bad joke (extended version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOCiqcwbaHQ&feature=grec_index
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-06-2011, 16:06:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja4v-qiFvBg&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-06-2011, 18:06:00
(http://i.imgur.com/tbXjJ.png)

and probably a repost:
(http://i.imgur.com/SiOyB.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 19-06-2011, 22:06:29
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling-untitled25.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 19-06-2011, 23:06:04
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/road_signs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-06-2011, 04:06:57
Samuel L. Jackson Reads the most touching children's story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI&feature=player_embedded#at=84
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-06-2011, 09:06:53
(http://i.imgur.com/37R0y.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-06-2011, 12:06:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfoGBVM86PM


What the bloody...................
Some people got to much spare time and pokemon costumes

and why the fuck no hot Misty! We want a hot redhead in those short pants!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-06-2011, 14:06:44
Samuel L. Jackson Reads the most touching children's story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI&feature=player_embedded#at=84
Samuel L Jackson reads bedtime story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8

For god sake, it was posted two pages ago.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-06-2011, 15:06:24
Oh, well. Harmless mistake.  The world still turns...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-06-2011, 16:06:53
Oh? Look outside. All has stopped.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-06-2011, 16:06:08
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-06-2011, 20:06:16
(http://i.imgur.com/AOou4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 21-06-2011, 01:06:40
Kinda tasteless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-06-2011, 01:06:10
I laughed.  I hated Jackass, and knowing that he died acting like, well, a jackass, by drunk driving, made it all the better.  Sad that he had to take another soul with him though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 21-06-2011, 01:06:03
I laughed.  I hated Jackass, and knowing that he died acting like, well, a jackass, by drunk driving, made it all the better.  Sad that he had to take another soul with him though.

I had to wiki the guy's name after Smiles' comment and I have to agree with Mudra.  No sympathy for things happening to Jackass members.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-06-2011, 01:06:16
I bet his words when he arrived up were : I sooooo wish i could film that!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-06-2011, 03:06:17
(http://i.imgur.com/RKiuu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 21-06-2011, 10:06:21
http://www.wimp.com/meanwhilebelgium/

ohh belgium... ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-06-2011, 10:06:05
http://www.wimp.com/meanwhilebelgium/

ohh belgium... ::)
What?
Thats the second regiment "Geese karpatten"
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 21-06-2011, 12:06:43
I was going to say something about goose-stepping, then i realized i had nothing good to say. Some one else do it. ;P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 21-06-2011, 12:06:27
So this makes me qualified to laugh about your deaths whenever its your own mistake? Assholes.

http://www.wimp.com/worstcommercial/ (http://www.wimp.com/worstcommercial/)

It must be eagle man!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 21-06-2011, 13:06:36
Crycry Smiles. If dead people are so sad, I'm sure all the Osama jokes are mean too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 21-06-2011, 19:06:58
Well, i'm with Smiles; it does strike me as rather insensitive in all fairness, whether you liked his show or not. He died young and everybody makes mistakes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-06-2011, 19:06:57
So this makes me qualified to laugh about your deaths whenever its your own mistake? Assholes.
Go right ahead, i won't care if you make fun of me when I'm dead.
Seriously, okay if it was someone on this forum, but now it's a stranger to all of us (I presume).

I'm so with fuchs on this one, what about osama jokes?
There should be no limits as to what you can joke about.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-06-2011, 19:06:56
I'm with Ted and Fuchs on this one. When you guys were kids, or even maybe now, you must have made a hitler joke to your friends at some point, you've probably laughed at an osama joke at some point. 

While it is unfortunate that he died before his time, I have next to no sympathy for the Jackass crew.
However, I also believe he shouldn't have been drinking and driving, but I am going to go back on topic now.



Shamelessly stolen from the Forgotten Hope Alliance WoT group/community forum:

After 3 hours of playing company mode, all players where slowly getting hungry and thristy .. so everyone went to get food .. then all of a sudden a polish voice ..

Quote from: herez
As Arty player I can Eat, Mastrubate and Kill all at the same time

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-06-2011, 20:06:34
Its true aswell. Easiest job in WoT.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 21-06-2011, 20:06:50
So this makes me qualified to laugh about your deaths whenever its your own mistake? Assholes.

http://www.wimp.com/worstcommercial/ (http://www.wimp.com/worstcommercial/)

It must be eagle man!

Well, i'm with Smiles; it does strike me as rather insensitive in all fairness, whether you liked his show or not. He died young and everybody makes mistakes.

If I ever get behind the wheel drunk and get myself killed, you are free to laugh, piss on my body and/or any other obcenety you can think of. Attempted murder is illegal around where I live, definitely not something I would refer to as a "mistake".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-06-2011, 20:06:17
(http://i.imgur.com/C8VKe.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 21-06-2011, 21:06:51
Crycry Smiles. If dead people are so sad, I'm sure all the Osama jokes are mean too.

I have the exact same sentiment about those jokes too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-06-2011, 21:06:03
So this makes me qualified to laugh about your deaths whenever its your own mistake? Assholes.


Actually yes, yes it does:

http://www.darwinawards.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 21-06-2011, 22:06:51
Actually yes, yes it does:

http://www.darwinawards.com/



Quote
(April 2010, Romania) A thirty-five-year-old man from Braila was only trying to fix a broken soil tamper, a tool his father had made himself and used for decades. The metal handle of this family heirloom had rusted loose and our man was trying to weld it back into position, but unfortunately he was welding the metal rod onto an antique WWII cannon shell.

Yes, the family had been banging a cannon shell against the garden dirt for two generations!

Specialists from the Bucharest ISU (General Institute for Emergency Situations) stated that the first weld had been made in a harmless position, but the second weld was made in exactly the wrong spot. The heat triggered the shell to explode, mortally wounding the man. In his defense, he was sure the projectile was harmless because his father had used it to compact earth for almost 40 years.

If one generation doesn't get it right, the next does.

Like they said it in the army: "Everyone is completely capable of a disposal of at least one mine."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 22-06-2011, 01:06:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgcEZ8jz_Hc&feature=feedlik

I love indie developers <3

magika pvp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-06-2011, 04:06:13
(http://d.facdn.net/art/afterthefox/1308676278.afterthefox_nopefather.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 22-06-2011, 05:06:40
Anybody ever heard about the crazy india song ??  Quite funny :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvJhCnB_6rE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 22-06-2011, 09:06:00
(http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic378.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 22-06-2011, 10:06:51
(http://i55.tinypic.com/244a1br.jpg)

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/08/ce/08cea5_2261560.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4VRk8.jpg)

Quote
He died just like he lived, with a car shoved up his ass.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-06-2011, 10:06:36
Anybody ever heard about the crazy india song ??  Quite funny :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvJhCnB_6rE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhyAAMpYGZA
then watch this one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 22-06-2011, 12:06:24
On the second vid, i swear to god that is a Hindi Uma Therman. Pause on 2:03
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Natty on 22-06-2011, 12:06:38
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/fifteenyearsago.jpg)
Yep, this is pretty much what society has advanced to.

naaah, We've just re-prioritized where to put our emotions  ;D

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e285/Natty_Wallo/248225_10150631288815024_21200865023_18844860_5927347_n-1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-06-2011, 12:06:34
+1 natty
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 22-06-2011, 16:06:41
Hey, found this on the internet; looks like a pretty disgusting joke to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA_gXXU21jQ

 ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 22-06-2011, 18:06:04
Hey, found this on the internet; looks like a pretty disgusting joke to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA_gXXU21jQ

 ::)
Goddamn, they missed the 1st April again.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 22-06-2011, 19:06:36
I think it looks fun xD. Hopefully the gameplay will be okay but it might be fun.. senseless violence! lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-06-2011, 19:06:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmyzXlhsUIE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmyzXlhsUIE)
Global Warming just got serious...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 22-06-2011, 21:06:07
The game looks alright, but a bit shit. The global warming thing was very funny ;P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-06-2011, 00:06:01
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7pcesufA1qc3xa5o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 23-06-2011, 00:06:42
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/125/cc5e906b4a87665782c86e0991e0795a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-06-2011, 01:06:17
http://www.wimp.com/uniquecat/ (http://www.wimp.com/uniquecat/)

Furry you called it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 23-06-2011, 02:06:47
http://www.wimp.com/uniquecat/ (http://www.wimp.com/uniquecat/)

Furry you called it?

OMG!

(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1194/unsee1298479982.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-06-2011, 02:06:54
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
|  |  |  |  | | |  |

KILL IT WITH FIRE !!!!




____________


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qehUdr-d4A&feature=feedu

FPS Russia Fail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-06-2011, 03:06:16
Thanks Hereux for reminding me of this picture:

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/15209/original/Furries__Kill_Them_With_Fire_by_Dasmiere.jpg?1252025371)

I always laugh whenever I see this picture, I don't know why.  I think it's downright hi-larious.
It's because the furry is still wearing pants. Trollfaic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: AlexS66 on 23-06-2011, 10:06:31
Cherokee Cory will always be the warrior to me ;D, when people ask of the legend of the warrior i will say maybe you should talk to old cherkokee cory down the road. The kids we be like: "That old hermit?" But it will be like a an Old Ben, Ben Kenobi deal. Yeah anyway, yeah, on with your days :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-06-2011, 14:06:03
(http://i.imgur.com/tIvAK.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/KSEz8.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9Z9s7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9UqBk.jpg)

And finally, some tentacle rape for Biiviz:

(http://i.imgur.com/NimVi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 23-06-2011, 15:06:07
Tentacle bestiality rape is just sick. What were you thinking, EU?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-06-2011, 22:06:57
(http://d.facdn.net/art/seberhusky/1306941734.seberhusky_dsc01131.jpg)

Caption read: "Derrrrrp"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-06-2011, 23:06:59
Tentacle bestiality rape is just sick. What were you thinking, EU?
Hey, either say thank you or don't say anything at all.

People these days just aren't grateful for anything...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 24-06-2011, 00:06:23
http://www.wimp.com/pickuptruck/ (http://www.wimp.com/pickuptruck/)

Hihi young clarkson.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-06-2011, 00:06:54
http://www.wimp.com/pickuptruck/ (http://www.wimp.com/pickuptruck/)

Hihi young clarkson.
Fucking epic Pink floyd
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-06-2011, 03:06:13
http://www.neillcameron.com/A_to_Z/A.html

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3401/4621111825_9a61052d38_o.jpg)

Fuck yeah!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 24-06-2011, 03:06:26
Its official.

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XOiTVrjuCBY/0.jpg)

Theta, we should plan some TF2.

Edit:

DIS, DIS IS BEAUTY.
(http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2008/08/tf2-heavy.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-06-2011, 04:06:33
I have to say, they really out did themselves with MtM.  Once again, the Scout comes through with the best performance (though I have to say that the pigeon was very good too).  I can't wait to see where they go with MtP, what with the mumbling and all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-06-2011, 12:06:34
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/267728_128574830557016_100002134985311_214868_5399748_n.jpg)
Look at him go :D
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/260367_10150222566527290_688547289_7208793_8151541_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 24-06-2011, 13:06:32
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/7201.png)

trur story ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-06-2011, 21:06:08
(http://i.imgur.com/u7FX9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2011, 01:06:01
dont mess with spanish police

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpFm3pU9HC8&feature=feedrec_grec_index

DO A BARREL ROLL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 25-06-2011, 14:06:06
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/7201.png)

trur story ;)

This is a lie! Where is the norwegian black metal?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 25-06-2011, 16:06:36
(http://i.imgur.com/O9yfQ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 26-06-2011, 00:06:46
Don't know if any of you saw this before. I only found out about cause I remember watching Chris Rock do a standup thing and he talked about it (kind of disturbing). What rry goes on in American prisons ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 26-06-2011, 03:06:34
0_0 WTF did I watch...  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 26-06-2011, 06:06:25
(http://i.imgur.com/u7FX9.jpg)
Hahaha this one is awesome, I loled
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 26-06-2011, 10:06:47
0_0 WTF did I watch...  :o

Chris Rock explains :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ5HijcicZs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-06-2011, 12:06:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cnSXTKTR2Y

;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 26-06-2011, 18:06:15
for all you unreal tournament fans
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0um1ij611qg4a9po1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-06-2011, 18:06:15
Lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-06-2011, 19:06:36
haha, oh god
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 26-06-2011, 19:06:56
Again something I rememberd from the good old times.

The village sniper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHYC4ekzg60

"Your English is coming on so nicely, Gregory!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-06-2011, 20:06:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16U394NZSTk&feature=relmfu

i have no idea why, but i am laughing my ass off this video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 26-06-2011, 20:06:29
hahahahaha
i have no idea why
because its EPIC
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-06-2011, 21:06:09
I had this lying in my favorites of Youtube...Nice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv2cD-9BJL8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 27-06-2011, 01:06:31
HAHAHHAHAH Double kill was epic  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-06-2011, 03:06:25
It will happen after this line:

________________________________________________



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cnSXTKTR2Y

;D


It will? xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-06-2011, 11:06:50
It will happen after this line:

________________________________________________



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cnSXTKTR2Y

;D


It will? xD
I'm not one of the mortals who have to follow the rules you silly ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 27-06-2011, 21:06:23
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lncl29iiee1qe11kdo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 28-06-2011, 01:06:37
Hmmmm/ this thread or the Muusik thread?   :D

MOTÖRHEAD ACE OF SPADES + Bullit Car Chase (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxJwP0izGgc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 28-06-2011, 01:06:15
I love this song and I want the Charger !!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 28-06-2011, 01:06:16
Where do YOU stand?

(http://data.whicdn.com/images/8579522/gandalf-vs-dumbledore_large.jpg?1302133502)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-06-2011, 01:06:45
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/jz/ud5/0ty/121821/828221632.gif)


Can i get a name and a country please?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 28-06-2011, 01:06:13
Shoot the stylist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 28-06-2011, 02:06:53
(http://sumdumguy.home.comcast.net/~sumdumguy/images/dupalin2.gif)
The post is from 'Democrat Underground'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 28-06-2011, 03:06:22
Did you Guys in Urp get this when you were kids?  Legendary Series!  ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hfp73qjf6E#t=0m52s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hfp73qjf6E#t=0m52s)  "Dad, can I borrow your garden rake?!"  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 28-06-2011, 03:06:14
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/jz/ud5/0ty/121821/828221632.gif)


Can i get a name and a country please?

the program is called tonterias las justas, its from spain
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 28-06-2011, 03:06:26
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/jz/ud5/0ty/121821/828221632.gif)


Can i get a name and a country please?

the program is called tonterias las justas, its from spain

Saw a pair like that in the Supermarket on Saturday, just before my eyes went  :o  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 28-06-2011, 05:06:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ8LFCn1x3w


That's it. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 28-06-2011, 10:06:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnfbnZPKxsg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnfbnZPKxsg&feature=related)
And it just gets better! Man, I love Spanish TV shows!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-06-2011, 11:06:37
It gets even better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDv_j2RNk4E&feature=related

Crazy Spaniards...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: McCloskey on 28-06-2011, 13:06:01
I think... I'm moving to Spain this summer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-06-2011, 14:06:39
I think... I'm moving to Spain this summer.

Juste stay away from the black guys selling rosaries... Unless you wanna get high... or robbed... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-06-2011, 18:06:10
I'm gonna go brush up on my spanish now. :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 28-06-2011, 22:06:44
Bwahaha thats awsome. What do we have here in The Netherlands fellow dutchmans? Belgium shows count too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2011, 22:06:07
nothing as awesome as this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 29-06-2011, 00:06:34
I think... I'm moving to Spain this summer.

Juste stay away from the black guys selling rosaries... Unless you wanna get high... or robbed... :P

Also, stay away from this guy!
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQs9CeOEykhqbDLnWhkG-3C46R3rjjBAWy5mjpz-teWx6t-6P_H3wzdQg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 29-06-2011, 03:06:09
Don't know if this pic was already shown here, but I simply laugh everytime I see it XD
(http://www.theshootingrange.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/douchebag_god.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-06-2011, 12:06:49
(http://www.douchearchives.com/douche/small/1103/-douche-1301337535.jpg)

He aint no god if he aint got a tripple collar shirt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 29-06-2011, 13:06:52
(http://www.douchearchives.com/douche/small/1103/-douche-1301337535.jpg)

He aint no god if he aint got a tripple collar shirt.

I think it's four plus a T-shirt under XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-06-2011, 14:06:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJzFnEYSkm4

I made this video out of pure boredom and PR gameplay (some MoH:Airborne does exist in there too though)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-06-2011, 14:06:12
http://www.cracked.com/funny-5720-the-history-channel/?wa_user1=5&wa_user2=topic&wa_user3=topic&wa_user4=flashback

When you see it, you may giggle a bit:
(http://d.facdn.net/art/cherokeecory/1309519954.cherokeecory_bieraugsburg.png)

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/testamints.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-07-2011, 21:07:51
Normally, I consider those smallish dragon statues that you see in tacky tourist shops to be terrible - and as such I want nothing to do with them.

Then I saw this photo...

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/086/9/d/Ringneck_Pheasant_Dragon_by_Hbruton.jpg)

:o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 01-07-2011, 22:07:04
My god...you need that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-07-2011, 03:07:12
I do need it, but unfortunately, I literally would have nowhere to put it.

Anyway, to justify this post:

(http://i.imgur.com/WUNOC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ftjo0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-07-2011, 04:07:45
The Brian Butterfield Diet Plan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-07-2011, 08:07:09
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmxjbhm8H1qa1yz2o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-07-2011, 10:07:59
The Brian Butterfield Diet Plan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU
Ah, one of the most genius things of the internet. Care for some more bonbonbonbonbons?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-07-2011, 14:07:14
There is also a recipe for Grandma Butterfield's Christmas Pizza.

Also:
(http://i.imgur.com/UNR9f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-07-2011, 14:07:44
"3/4 dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gums for their patients who use condoms"

LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 02-07-2011, 22:07:36
Hairspray

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5S-a4Ex5Rw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-07-2011, 22:07:07
The Brian Butterfield Diet Plan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU
Ah, one of the most genius things of the internet. Care for some more bonbonbonbonbons?
And how about some 20 cheese omelette?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-07-2011, 22:07:42
The Brian Butterfield Diet Plan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU
Ah, one of the most genius things of the internet. Care for some more bonbonbonbonbons?
And how about some 20 cheese omelette?
"mystery meat"

challenge accepted
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-07-2011, 23:07:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyk6sXHY9Vg

The Butterfield Christmas, including the recipe for Grandma Butterfield's Christmas Pizza. 

Hibernian Eggs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 03-07-2011, 00:07:08
Meanwhile in finland

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/829931555.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-07-2011, 03:07:14
Saw the "fall back position" thread and thought, drrrrunk as I am, better not post this there, so posting it here...ahh classic lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjXi4L6dQGk#t=12m28s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjXi4L6dQGk#t=12m13s) Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 03-07-2011, 08:07:59
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/creepers-minecraft-creeper-cat-boom-demotivational-posters-1296392280.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/success-success-ass-view-snowboard-adrian-demotivational-posters-1296367853.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/camouflage-funny-demotivational-posters-1296313798.jpg)
(http://memedepot.com/uploads/2000/2444_rddrv.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 03-07-2011, 12:07:22
Hairspray

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5S-a4Ex5Rw&feature=player_embedded
The fucked up thing here is that the video is still just as a FUBAR at normal speed.

Amazing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 03-07-2011, 22:07:07
(http://memedepot.com/uploads/1000/1394_gangrape-stats-demotivational-poster-1251964134.jpg)

(http://www.gargmag.com/raptor%20hitler%20clouds%20bw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 03-07-2011, 23:07:35
what song is this?
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-what-is-the-name-of-the-song.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-07-2011, 00:07:35
what song is this?
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-what-is-the-name-of-the-song.jpg)
Oooh, well played.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 04-07-2011, 00:07:13
Damn you Thor!
you beaten me by less than a minute
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 04-07-2011, 00:07:57
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-liscensed-troll.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-i-love-this-game.jpg) ;D
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling-to-be-honest-a-mac-probably-wouldnt-be-an-improvment.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling-hes-a-party-animal-all-right.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling-lazy-translator.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 04-07-2011, 16:07:36
^ that pedobear is epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-07-2011, 17:07:01
Scumbag Firefighter

(http://i.imgur.com/pfSA3.gif)


and some more:
(http://i.imgur.com/9M4BP.jpg)


and finally:
(http://dudelol.com/img/catnip-is-a-helluva-drug.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 05-07-2011, 11:07:30
Japan, Y U... nevermind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTEc38EcGoM&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2011, 12:07:42
Japan, Y U... nevermind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTEc38EcGoM&feature=player_embedded
Hey look the retarded horse of family guy is in it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-07-2011, 12:07:59
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/5-8-08/eddie_lummox2.jpg)

(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/6/30/15/priorities-of-the-us-government-20843-1309462108-3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 05-07-2011, 15:07:01
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/maledominated_culture.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-07-2011, 15:07:31
(http://i.imgur.com/DRQJk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sW3Ap.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4D42a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-07-2011, 15:07:57
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/gallery-of-awesome-pics-26.jpg?w=500&h=632)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/dar-res-1.jpg?w=920&h=653)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-stupid-photos-12.jpg?w=500&h=375)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-stupid-photos-17.jpg?w=500&h=3000)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/motivated-pics-21.jpg?w=500&h=466)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hate-my-job-141.jpg?w=500&h=372)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 05-07-2011, 16:07:24
(http://blog.ellengarne.dk/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/landsoldat_trafiklys.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 05-07-2011, 17:07:14
Dove Ruins Cat Nap_(360p).flv  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah5L1RfyPz4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-07-2011, 17:07:42
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/best-chive-photos-ever-43.jpg?w=499&h=405)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-07-2011, 01:07:35
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/best-chive-photos-ever-43.jpg?w=499&h=405)
Posted 3-4 pages ago iirc

Anyway:
Priorities
(http://i.imgur.com/U6qPS.jpg)

Such a Mentlgen
(http://i.imgur.com/LJzrX.jpg)

And finally:
(http://i.imgur.com/Atxxn.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 06-07-2011, 02:07:49
(http://www.borrelli.us/misc/funny_stuff/CrazyCat.gif)
(http://www.borrelli.us/misc/funny_stuff/6beers.gif)
(http://www.borrelli.us/misc/funny_stuff/man_vs_woman_3.gif)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-cleverbot-trolololol.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-i-got-this.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-untitled7.jpg)
(http://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/photobomb-that-guy-o-hai-gais.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 06-07-2011, 02:07:20
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rage-comics-fuuuuu-casey-anthony.jpg)
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rage-comics-no-fridge-no-phone-no-food.jpg)
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rage-comics-they-get-away-with-everything.jpg)
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rage-comics-untitled3.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/koma-comic-strip-i-get-it-now.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/a469ef9d-09f7-478b-af05-c12feabf0ec6.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-want.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/6f61dab3-1611-4d48-b40b-a55b24810481.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-untitled4.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-scumbag-gandalf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 06-07-2011, 03:07:17
My Cleverbot conversation. LOL

Me I know... Talking to you is like talking to a liberal.
It I am simply not capable of talking to you with pleasure.
me Just like liberals!!!!
It Like like.
Me WHAT. Are you on hippy crack ya damn robot.
It I don't know.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 06-07-2011, 06:07:00
Help mom! Children book series.

(http://www.shopaim.org/assets/images/images/books/help_mon.jpg)

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0976726912.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V58636511_.jpg)

(http://img2.wantitall.co.za/images/ShowImage.aspx?ImageId=Help-Mom-The-9th-Circuit-Nabbed-the-Nativity-Help-Mom%7C61Z336ZKT8L.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-07-2011, 11:07:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk1dtzKfnak&feature=relmfu

What the fu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-07-2011, 11:07:35
Help mom! Children book series.
http://www.shopaim.org/assets/images/images/books/help_mon.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0976726912.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V58636511_.jpg
http://img2.wantitall.co.za/images/ShowImage.aspx?ImageId=Help-Mom-The-9th-Circuit-Nabbed-the-Nativity-Help-Mom%7C61Z336ZKT8L.jpg

And people were outraged when Obama spoke at a High School "Oh, he's politically indoctrinating our kids! What an evil bastard!"
And yet you have these.
And school children are made to say the Pledge of Allegiance every day in school.
*sigh*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-07-2011, 12:07:41
This man likes nutella almost as much as me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENU9ZMEeww
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-07-2011, 14:07:15
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8941/nimetn11.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/708/nimetn11.png/)

True story!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 06-07-2011, 14:07:04
Hahahaha  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 06-07-2011, 14:07:44
Have your eyes checked.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-07-2011, 14:07:25
awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: McCloskey on 06-07-2011, 14:07:28
I thought it was going to be about the AT gun :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 06-07-2011, 15:07:53
Maus River.

See what I did thar?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 06-07-2011, 15:07:22
We already have the MAUS ingame since some time ago... :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-07-2011, 16:07:53
We already have the MAUS ingame since some time ago... :)
FH1 even had a Ratte:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Thorondor123/ratte.jpg)
And as a bonus: Fuzzy Bunny seeing something funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 06-07-2011, 19:07:43
Demon ratte
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 06-07-2011, 21:07:20
Safety first. :)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/safety_first19.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-07-2011, 00:07:28
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8941/nimetn11.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/708/nimetn11.png/)

True story!
you fucking awesome greek. +1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-07-2011, 12:07:01
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261960_2206938102746_1526223581_3873629_6457819_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/263487_10150702054190624_804575623_19803230_4152037_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-07-2011, 12:07:42
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261960_2206938102746_1526223581_3873629_6457819_n.jpg)

This just in: Theta can't spell 'crocodile'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 07-07-2011, 17:07:15
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/vengeanceforallthetimeshewascalledasausagep1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-07-2011, 18:07:49
Safety first. :)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/safety_first19.gif)

Love that movie <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-07-2011, 19:07:42
Find the mistake:  ;D
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2985/fisterfillyquer1414583p.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-07-2011, 19:07:57
I like that name more than his real one :b
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 07-07-2011, 21:07:19
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-the-real-nyan-cat-xd.jpg)
angry nyan cat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-07-2011, 23:07:35
*In before Drew*

(http://i.imgur.com/Dugmc.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-07-2011, 23:07:13
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261960_2206938102746_1526223581_3873629_6457819_n.jpg)

This just in: Theta can't spell 'crocodile'.
The fuck you know my name!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 07-07-2011, 23:07:23
Safety first. :)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/safety_first19.gif)

Love that movie <3
hah yeah it's awesome :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 08-07-2011, 00:07:33
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/vengeanceforallthetimeshewascalledasausagep1.gif)
best gif evaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-07-2011, 07:07:54
(http://worldwartwozone.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=attach&section=attach&attach_rel_module=post&attach_id=163979)


How to instantly fail a Breathalyzer
. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_c6tF248hc&feature=player_embedded




A redneck family from the hills of Arkansas was visiting the city
and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by
two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
idea'r what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, Boy.................go gitcha momma'




Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-07-2011, 07:07:28
(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/flyboy_fx/churchsign.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Warior135 on 08-07-2011, 08:07:56
(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/flyboy_fx/churchsign.jpg)
best thing EVAH!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 08-07-2011, 09:07:20
Hmmm Tasty

(http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac251/raziel1082/Le_Crap.jpg)

Mannequin Porn

(http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac251/raziel1082/lingerie.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-07-2011, 10:07:15
Hmmm Tasty
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac251/raziel1082/Le_Crap.jpg

Craps is a game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 08-07-2011, 11:07:18
Hmmm Tasty
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac251/raziel1082/Le_Crap.jpg
Craps is a game.

Speaking of crap -> http://www.crapmachine.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-07-2011, 13:07:31
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/3/7/2837_slide.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 08-07-2011, 16:07:14
Ugandans know what homosexuals are really up to and what Obama is trying to import into their country!
NSFW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w&fmt=18)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-07-2011, 16:07:02
Blocked.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-07-2011, 16:07:13
WTF... 0_0 LOL, Eat Da Poo Poo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-07-2011, 17:07:48
(http://i.imgur.com/i2jR3.jpg)

Looks like....
puts on glasses
His legs arent QWOPerating...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 08-07-2011, 17:07:07
lol, brilliant Drew
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-07-2011, 18:07:02
For all you ninjas out there, when you see it...

http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/nomnom.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 08-07-2011, 18:07:39
flower spider sneak attack!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-07-2011, 18:07:31
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/thursdays-dar-33.jpg?w=500&h=676)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1309970790207.gif?w=332&h=186)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-07-2011, 18:07:44
Today, I started up BF2.


boom tish
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-07-2011, 18:07:15
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/monday-dar-24.jpg?w=500&h=496)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 08-07-2011, 19:07:41
I had a nice conversation today with cleverbot ! :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/John1987/cleverbot.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 08-07-2011, 20:07:30
(http://www.allaboutguppys.com/pg/guppy86.jpg)

I am American.

(http://www.richardshouse.net/gallery2/d/6252-2/Airbus_super_guppy_in_trouble.jpg)

I am European Hurr Durr...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 09-07-2011, 00:07:17
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/5a36638d923bbee2dd864b4ead59820b.gif?1310133763)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 09-07-2011, 02:07:35
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-catnip-dealer-raid-iz-sucessfull.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/Pkecz.jpg)


After reading about Buchenwald Concentration Camp for most of the day on reddit since some guys dug up some photos of the place taken by their 'grandparents', its almost hard of me to laugh about this. Almost:

http://i.imgur.com/6fX8z.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 09-07-2011, 09:07:08
HAhahahahaha that is so awesome but so mean!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-07-2011, 10:07:31
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/5a36638d923bbee2dd864b4ead59820b.gif?1310133763)
DAMMIT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 09-07-2011, 10:07:09
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/5a36638d923bbee2dd864b4ead59820b.gif?1310133763)
DAMMIT!
epic action
sad that it didnt work
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 10-07-2011, 01:07:46
(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg735/scaled.php?tn=0&server=735&filename=u2tc.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-07-2011, 01:07:15
(http://i.imgur.com/68OUy.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/69Zyb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/N2Wg3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/E9b5p.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/JPhYd.jpg)


"Excellent"
(http://i.imgur.com/LGVC9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 10-07-2011, 08:07:33
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-batman.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-should-have-started-saving-sooner.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-speed-reader.gif)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-untitled9.jpg) ;D ;D
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/trollcopterp1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-07-2011, 11:07:57
Meanwhile in west vlaanderen, the home place of Siben

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x63syveLmWg

Like the rednecks of the US, the bavarians of germany  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Behr on 10-07-2011, 12:07:15
Did you know that about 4 out of 10 people lives next to a paedophile?
Fortunately I live next to 2 beautiful 10 year olds...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-07-2011, 22:07:00
Meanwhile in west vlaanderen, the home place of Siben

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x63syveLmWg

Like the rednecks of the US, the bavarians of germany  ;D

Oh god, that dialect, i like it so much :p It is about 40km or so from where i live, it's a different province. Basicly the other side of Ghent.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 10-07-2011, 23:07:07
made me laugh, i bet feminists werent pleased about the spot :P

actually (stereotypical) bavaria is more of a rural area with old, conservative people.
if you are searching for the stereotypical german prole you should rather search in berlin (atzen) or in the ruhrgebiet/ruhrpott, where a lot of the "working class" lives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 11-07-2011, 00:07:50
(http://www.the-games-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Mein-Craft.jpeg)
(http://wtfcontent.com/img/130200794840.jpg)
(http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/funny/funny-pictures/funny-paintball-tactics.jpg)
(http://www.lolrandom.com/images/funny/Iraqi_Photos.jpg)
(http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5928/Sniper.jpg)

(http://www.nxtnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/too-funny-pic-of-rat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-07-2011, 02:07:27
http://www.wimp.com/oomphalapompatroniuminstrument/ (http://www.wimp.com/oomphalapompatroniuminstrument/)


http://www.wimp.com/millionwinner/ (http://www.wimp.com/millionwinner/)

Lol marketing in states. His face, priceless.. o noo ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-07-2011, 12:07:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fridays-dar-28.jpg?w=920&h=615)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/niceshadesp1.gif?w=365&h=199)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-07-2011, 14:07:07
It's called soda, but all these yankees here in Ohio call it pop!  For shame.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: 9.Pz Benz on 11-07-2011, 14:07:58
Wtf, just as you think you know a lot about ww2:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3687466/Hitler-ordered-sex-dolls-because-so-many-of-his-troops-got-sex-diseases-from-hookers.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3687466/Hitler-ordered-sex-dolls-because-so-many-of-his-troops-got-sex-diseases-from-hookers.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-07-2011, 15:07:42
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/monday-randos-6.jpg?w=500&h=519)
 (http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/monday-randos-29.jpg?w=500&h=550)
 (http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/monday-randos-30.jpg?w=500&h=587)
'MERIKA
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/best-photos-all-time-2.jpg?w=500&h=375)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/best-photos-all-time-0.jpg?w=500&h=791)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/a-jonstewart_quotable.jpg?w=500&h=281)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 11-07-2011, 19:07:14
It's called soda, but all these yankees here in Ohio call it pop!  For shame.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/zsp94y.jpg) ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-07-2011, 19:07:34
Weird, here in socal everyone just says coke....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 11-07-2011, 19:07:05
Weird, here in socal everyone just says coke....

So you only drink Coca-Cola?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 11-07-2011, 19:07:24
i know someone working for coca cola but they can't named the brand so they say coke  :D
reminds me cocaine everytimes !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-07-2011, 20:07:32
Weird, here in socal everyone just says coke....

So you only drink Coca-Cola?

No, its just referred to as coke here.  We even tend to call pepsi "coke"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-07-2011, 20:07:01
hicks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-07-2011, 20:07:37
The correct way to do it, of course, is to refer to each kind of drink by it's own name, or to call them fizzy drinks or soft drinks when such names do not suffice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 11-07-2011, 20:07:12
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxdyqr4tX1qa0uujo1_500.jpg)
There is something odd with this picture.

Hint: One event is listed twice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-07-2011, 20:07:33
Epic vikings discoverd US

Not spanish ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 11-07-2011, 20:07:51
Way to go. 1340-year old tree cut down - just to see how old it really is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-07-2011, 21:07:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxrmUaW1szU&annotation_id=annotation_291048&feature=iv

hehehe gotta love this one

That alyx sure had some...hmmm how should i say this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 11-07-2011, 21:07:42
Way to go. 1340-year old tree cut down - just to see how old it really is.

Well, according to Cory's link above Americans did detonate 1032 nukes since 1945 just to see if they're still deadly. /troll
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 11-07-2011, 22:07:15
Weird, here in socal everyone just says coke....

No, we say soda in my area :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-07-2011, 22:07:49
Weird, here in socal everyone just says coke....

No, we say soda in my area :v

You're weird |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-07-2011, 22:07:44
Why would you say soda or pop if it clearly states "Coca Cola" or "Sprite" etc.
What, you come to the store and ask for "soda" so you don't know if you will get a Coca Cola, Fanta, Sprite, 7up or whatever :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-07-2011, 22:07:32
Why would you say soda or pop if it clearly states "Coca Cola" or "Sprite" etc.
What, you come to the store and ask for "soda" so you don't know if you will get a Coca Cola, Fanta, Sprite, 7up or whatever :/

Well, yeah, but when I go in and order "coke" that generally means Coca-Cola (preferably) or Pepsi.  If I want something else, I use it's name....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-07-2011, 23:07:48
Why would you say soda or pop if it clearly states "Coca Cola" or "Sprite" etc.
What, you come to the store and ask for "soda" so you don't know if you will get a Coca Cola, Fanta, Sprite, 7up or whatever :/

But if you are offering it to someone, it's easier to say "Would you like some soda?" rather than naming off every possible brand that they might like.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-07-2011, 01:07:53
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-facebook-fails-toying-with-groups-new-feature.jpg)



(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-facebook-fails-why-ohhh.jpg)


(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-facebook-fails-puntries-of-the-world1.jpg)



(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-facebook-fails-troll-tip.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 12-07-2011, 06:07:32
Flyboy, last one = AWESOME
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-07-2011, 07:07:51
It is... LOL TOOO FUNNY!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 12-07-2011, 14:07:48
Trolling Saruman!

http://www.hornoxe.com/trolling-saruman/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 12-07-2011, 16:07:23
Oh boy did I get the shakes shrieks gasps tears and giggles when I saw this just now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgOMHFrMnqQ
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 12-07-2011, 17:07:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qar-sOuC-Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qar-sOuC-Y&feature=related)

If you like skateboarding just a little, atleast skip to 4:00 .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 12-07-2011, 19:07:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qar-sOuC-Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qar-sOuC-Y&feature=related)

If you like skateboarding just a little, atleast skip to 4:00 .
Is that the TF2 scout singing?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2011, 21:07:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIcevk665II&feature=related

awe-some

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 12-07-2011, 22:07:45
GO Squirrel GO!!! one lucky squirrel with a close call with a Lamborghini LP670-4 SV  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TONBwqc7E)

Sorry, if that has been posted before.

Uhh, and by the way:

If you order a soda in germany, you'll get sparkling mineral water. If you order a coke, you'll get a cola. If you want something else, you'll have to use the brand name.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-07-2011, 22:07:58
(http://i.imgur.com/jmH46.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/S83JK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/TrrWm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/nhsEW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3w7Qi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vdLMw.gif)
(http://e621.net/data/77/0d/770d3326a56924de5a521f4f1a1053e0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2011, 14:07:34
Ts4EVER: We Germans can spot a Furry from a mile away.*
*paraphrased

(http://d.facdn.net/art/cherokeecory/1310558746.cherokeecory_p1000416.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 13-07-2011, 15:07:25
Ts4EVER: We Germans can spot a Furry from a mile away.*
*paraphrased

The Schwäbisch Hall Fox is as old as the bible (+30 years) in Germany! That is definitely NO common Furry!  ;D

Check out this video of how old he really is! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-nfdVUyoGY

Edit: It was first used in 1975! ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2011, 15:07:10
Well, now I know.
Just because something is old doesn't mean it can't be labelled as furry.  A good example is probably this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm7oNlDlIe8
The fandom has only recently gotten semi-mainstream organised thingy within the past decade.  The Art's been around forever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 13-07-2011, 15:07:21
When I grow up I want to be that fox. ^  8)

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA-t1dsnl0U&NR=1

Please refrain from fapping.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-07-2011, 15:07:53
When I grow up I want to be that fox. ^  8)

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA-t1dsnl0U&NR=1

Please refrain from fapping.
So that is vonmudra's summer job
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2011, 15:07:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA-t1dsnl0U&NR=1

MY EYES IT BURNS OHGODWHY
I wish people would keep it a bit more cartoony than this CGI realistic weirdness.  It always goes straight into uncanny valley.

So that is vonmudra's summer job

This entire page is so full of win it's hilarious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 13-07-2011, 15:07:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA-t1dsnl0U&NR=1

MY EYES IT BURNS OHGODWHY
I wish people would keep it a bit more cartoony than this CGI realistic weirdness.  It always goes straight into uncanny valley.

The original adds used a fursuit. :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2011, 15:07:02
The original adds used a fursuit. :|

Oh god, that's even worse.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 13-07-2011, 15:07:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFj_RJX0Ahk

German Telekom fails at advertising !  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-07-2011, 16:07:33
I'm quite sure that Foxy Bingo adverts are carrying the subliminal message that fox hunting with dogs should be unbanned.

(http://i.imgur.com/F7jvV.jpg)
The Forgotten Hope work motto.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 13-07-2011, 23:07:26
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/new_rages.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-07-2011, 01:07:38
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5grsq6Tc1qmyga0o1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-07-2011, 01:07:39
PS3 ftw just because Vegeta represents it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 14-07-2011, 02:07:58
Owning all of them FTW!
this way you won't miss any exclusive games (Gran Turismo, Metal Gear Solid for PS3, Forza Motorsport for X360 etc.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-07-2011, 07:07:10
Owning all of them FTW!
this way you won't miss any exclusive games (Gran Turismo, Metal Gear Solid for PS3, Forza Motorsport for X360 etc.)

yeah ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-07-2011, 07:07:56
The original adds used a fursuit. :|

Oh god, that's even worse.

FU, I want a partial fursuit >:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-07-2011, 08:07:08
FU, I want a partial fursuit >:

mm'kay, then. I just don't think they look very good, is all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 14-07-2011, 11:07:15
A bit old but I always ROFL when I see this

(http://junanteola.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/redsauceonpasta.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-07-2011, 18:07:30
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283479_2068710229626_1000924016_32372982_5556352_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 14-07-2011, 18:07:34
While we are on satw:
(http://satwcomic.com/art/proud-finland.jpg)

(http://satwcomic.com/art/not-english7433.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 14-07-2011, 19:07:28
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283479_2068710229626_1000924016_32372982_5556352_n.jpg)

4 Lions! :P

(http://l0lwut.com/f/z/pics/misc/swe_lions.png)
And a frikkin eagle(green).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 14-07-2011, 19:07:18
I've always wondered why Swedish lions usually have two tails. It's not only the coat of arms that has it.

EDIT: Example of the Gothenburg version:
(http://www17.goteborg.se/grafiskform/02log/grund/vapen.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-07-2011, 19:07:49
"Voit pilkata hattuni" is not proper Finnish. "Voit pilkata hattuani" would be grammatically correct but still doesn't make sense in the context. The first sentence could be "Pilkkaateko te hattuani?" (considering the others' responses) and the second one could be in the same vein "Sinä pilkkaat minua".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 14-07-2011, 19:07:32
I've always wondered why Swedish lions usually have two tails. It's not only the coat of arms that has it.
According to Gothenburg's website it was the fashion/style during the renaissance and has lived on since.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-07-2011, 20:07:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9DkciMTsLI

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2008/018/9/8/TF2_pyro_taunt_by_flamingmenace.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-07-2011, 21:07:40
Genius at work!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZxC0qVHio
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 14-07-2011, 21:07:05
hahahah. nice one!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 14-07-2011, 23:07:27
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnpznzmB3g1qddrfvo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1310764280&Signature=uLq8qYJuqNMBeptb4NXEb99jhd4%3D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 15-07-2011, 04:07:54
Dragonball Z (aka anger management for 4-8 year olds) in a nutshell:

(http://i.imgur.com/USLzX.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 15-07-2011, 12:07:11
I would have thought 30 episodes of trying to kill frieza and still fail would be more suiting :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 15-07-2011, 13:07:54
They spend too much time on staring contest, ridiculously long lines that accompanies faster-than-light-speed attack, and intense music. Other than that, is the annoyingly very long last episode recap.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 15-07-2011, 13:07:51
I would have thought 30 episodes of trying to kill frieza and still fail would be more suiting :P
Yeh, and the Cell saga was even more ridiculous  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-07-2011, 15:07:36
They spend too much time on staring contest, ridiculously long lines that accompanies faster-than-light-speed attack, and intense music. Other than that, is the annoyingly very long last episode recap.
The show is still awesome though.  And the Frieza saga was the bomb, no matter what anybody says.  But most tv shows time goes faster than in real life, DBZ is the only one where it goes slower.  I mean, Goku was "20 minutes away" from Planet Namek for like five 30 minute episodes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-07-2011, 16:07:01
Dragon Ball GT cuts all the unnecessary crap from the series.Besides it was a TV series so they had to cover air time somehow :p

http://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/en/page-0.html

Read this. Its a comic for Dragon ball
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-07-2011, 16:07:25
Dragon Ball GT cuts all the unnecessary crap from the series.Besides it was a TV series so they had to cover air time somehow :p

http://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/en/page-0.html

Read this. Its a comic for Dragon ball
Dragon Ball GT is absolutely awful!  Are you sure you don't mean Dragon Ball Z Kai?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-07-2011, 16:07:22
Ah yes my bad..Yes i meat DB kai ... Silly me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-07-2011, 17:07:38
But i kind of like the stupid filler material sometimes.  And the voices are all different in Kai.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-07-2011, 17:07:53
Yes thats why i watched DBZ and now i am watching Kai :p (actually to be honest now i am watching Medabots)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-07-2011, 17:07:38
wtf is Medabots?

oh and:
(http://picasaur.us/images/2011010320070060_harrypottere1292545881126.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 15-07-2011, 17:07:24
LOL do you like Japanese Goku voice? They use female voice actor for him.

Although sucked, GT still has awesome music though.

some shorties about live-action DB:
http://neokoi.deviantart.com/art/Dragonball-Live-Action-English-106351302?q=boost%3Apopular%20dragon%20ball%20live%20action&qo=0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-07-2011, 19:07:06
Holy crap, medabots, I remember watching that on saturday mornings

Can't say I like Kai after they took out Vegetas over 9000 line. Now he goes "Above 5000?!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-07-2011, 19:07:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl5wHGnxmqE&feature=related

DAM libya

you scary
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 15-07-2011, 21:07:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA

Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History 2
(http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/Smileys/SoLoSMiLeYS1/hailProbe.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 16-07-2011, 05:07:30
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2LkK9s/www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DyCYZZPwJr_c
The scariest video you have ever watched in the name of science
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 16-07-2011, 23:07:16
Cricket, as explained to a foreigner:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that‘s in the side that‘s in goes out, and when he‘s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he‘s out. When they are all out, the side that‘s out comes in and the side that‘s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 17-07-2011, 01:07:03
Cricket, as explained to a foreigner:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that‘s in the side that‘s in goes out, and when he‘s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he‘s out. When they are all out, the side that‘s out comes in and the side that‘s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.


I never understood Cricket and I'm English...

In all honesty I don't understand most sports...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-07-2011, 01:07:53
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264685_117528685006882_100002492520097_142368_1558346_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 17-07-2011, 02:07:22
chuck norris gets pwnd by this guy on his tractor. its so crappy that its good again!
those tractors remind me of FH2, best part is 0:43!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6q-m1tLn8

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-07-2011, 02:07:17
Cricket, as explained to a foreigner:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that‘s in the side that‘s in goes out, and when he‘s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he‘s out. When they are all out, the side that‘s out comes in and the side that‘s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.


I never understood Cricket and I'm English...
As my post clearly says, Cricket is not a complicated sport.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 17-07-2011, 04:07:26
I don't care that they put Obama's face here, but I can't help but lol at the guy balancing money on his head xD
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2vb8l6u.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2011, 10:07:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhVhS1Z0-ig&feature=feedu



GUESS WHOS BACK?

BOXXY IS BACK

SHE IS BACK

PULL OUT YOUR..   euhm   nvm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 17-07-2011, 10:07:31
*Head explodes*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2011, 11:07:53
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/270659_1428277883126_1718218022_664185_6822740_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283876_2068879613658_1594882063_1966709_7678085_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-07-2011, 11:07:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhVhS1Z0-ig&feature=feedu



GUESS WHOS BACK?

BOXXY IS BACK

SHE IS BACK

PULL OUT YOUR..   euhm   nvm


BASTERD!!

I was going to post that :p

Our queen has returned, what is thy bidding master!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2011, 11:07:14
*mistress
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 17-07-2011, 11:07:54
God, she needs to get off of her caffeine...
 ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2011, 11:07:43
then again, imagine having sex with her
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 17-07-2011, 12:07:44
That would be damn horrible. I bet she wouldnt shut up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-07-2011, 12:07:34
That would be damn horrible. I bet she wouldnt shut up.

best porn actress ever probably
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 17-07-2011, 13:07:44
Guys, not even Pedobear would touch her. How old is she? 15?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-07-2011, 14:07:58
That would be damn horrible. I bet she wouldnt shut up.

She'd keep talking even after I rammed my schlong down her throat!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 17-07-2011, 14:07:15
Id advice u to run away from all her hipster friends.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 17-07-2011, 21:07:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhVhS1Z0-ig&feature=feedu



GUESS WHOS BACK?

BOXXY IS BACK

SHE IS BACK

PULL OUT YOUR..   euhm   nvm

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/273969765_6f81580ef0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 17-07-2011, 21:07:02
(http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fashion-fail-the-crucial-difference-glasses-make.jpg)

(http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fashion-fail-theres-candy-under-this-hat.jpg)

(http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fashion-fail-cultural-differences.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-07-2011, 22:07:22
(http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fashion-fail-cultural-differences.jpg)

Ladyboys are popular in Asia, nothing new there. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2011, 22:07:23
Also popular in asia and especialy japan= Bodyhair

Somebody i know went to japan, and got laid twice in a evening because he showed his chesthair

but japanese girls and pubic hair :v
better grab your kukri to go trough that jungle
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 17-07-2011, 22:07:28
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/169891_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2011, 22:07:16
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/169891_700b.jpg)
Troll of the year!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 18-07-2011, 01:07:00
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/e8ce9d131112210894e7bc604f5fa1ec.jpeg?1310929792)
LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 18-07-2011, 01:07:08
Troll of the year!

I actually pulled off a joke on my Facebook last, First April, that I was really considering to buy an iPhone rather than Android.. Then I left Facebook unattended for a few hours. When I got back I found out I had successfully started a fight between my Android friends and my iPhone co-workers..

Mission Success!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2011, 11:07:22
Troll of the year!

I actually pulled off a joke on my Facebook last, First April, that I was really considering to buy an iPhone rather than Android.. Then I left Facebook unattended for a few hours. When I got back I found out I had successfully started a fight between my Android friends and my iPhone co-workers..

Mission Success!
MOEHAHAHAHA!
i did the same with wich car i should buy, A Audi or BMW?    IN wich the Audi/BMW fanboys started the fight!

I trolled even more and bought an Opel  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-07-2011, 15:07:35
I trolled even more and bought an Opel  ;D

You trolled yourself with that buy, mate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2011, 16:07:08
I trolled even more and bought an Opel  ;D

You trolled yourself with that buy, mate.
Not really. 800 euro for the car, and im still driving with it.

i trolled you with your trolling of my trolling
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2011, 17:07:03
(http://troll.me/images/xzibit-yo-dawg/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-liketrollingso-im-trolling-your-trolling-right-now-u-mad.jpg)

(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/rage%20guy/grand/rage_guy_27679502.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2011, 17:07:09
(http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/keep_on_trollin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2011, 17:07:27
(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/xzibit%20yo%20dawg/grand/xzibit_yo_dawg_82516415.jpg)

(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/trolling/grand/troll_trolling_87111262.jpg)

(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/courage%20wolf/grand/courage_wolf_89317684.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2011, 17:07:31
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/269070_236447469710923_100000370150892_792251_3979250_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2011, 17:07:03
He's seen these?! :O
(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/xzibit%20yo%20dawg/grand/xzibit_yo_dawg_36042177.jpg)

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
My one of the anagrams formed by my name can be quite naughty indeed!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 18-07-2011, 17:07:42
Who is he?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-07-2011, 17:07:27
Xzibit he is a rapper and he was the host of a show "pimp my ride" in which he said "yo dawg i heard you liked XXX , so we put a XXX in your car so you can YYYY while you drive" which sparked the famous meme 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2011, 18:07:02
Xzibit, the star of the 'you dawg I herd u liked *noun* so I put *noun* inside a *noun* so you can *verb describing noun* while you *verb describing noun*' meme.

For Example:
(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/xzibit%20yo%20dawg/grand/xzibit_yo_dawg_66707363.jpg)

Xzibit he is a rapper and he was the host of a show "pimp my ride" in which he said "yo dawg i heard you liked XXX , so we put a XXX in your car so you can YYYY while you drive" which sparked the famous meme 

Damn, Ninja'd! >:|

(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/rage%20guy/grand/rage_guy_75116291.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-07-2011, 18:07:34
I trolled even more and bought an Opel  ;D

You trolled yourself with that buy, mate.
Not really. 800 euro for the car, and im still driving with it.

i trolled you with your trolling of my trolling

But people still see you driving around in an Opel

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rcp94biBPxg/SU8bxzFc0cI/AAAAAAAAEGg/020JvfeOOCs/s400/disgust2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2011, 18:07:41
I trolled even more and bought an Opel  ;D

You trolled yourself with that buy, mate.
Not really. 800 euro for the car, and im still driving with it.

i trolled you with your trolling of my trolling

But people still see you driving around in an Opel

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rcp94biBPxg/SU8bxzFc0cI/AAAAAAAAEGg/020JvfeOOCs/s400/disgust2.jpg)
*men would do that

But the ladies are charmed by my corsa  ;)

And one especialy was    giggity
Her corsa was better though
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: 9.Pz Benz on 18-07-2011, 19:07:07
Haha, well i think its funny: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1507271/b7f70224/planking_in_5_seconden.html (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1507271/b7f70224/planking_in_5_seconden.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 18-07-2011, 19:07:16
*men would do that

But the ladies are charmed by my corsa  ;)

And one especialy was    giggity
Her corsa was better though

Man I need a car...


... Screw that I need a driving license first...


... Screw that I need 1000 € to pay for it first...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 18-07-2011, 20:07:21
On the cars conversation, alot of people in my area have observed that the homosexuals in our area code seem to drive subarus


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-07-2011, 20:07:01
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/284071_10150243882532963_679557962_7674884_7250605_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/284866_10150243865642963_679557962_7674656_4288744_n.jpg)

Find the 12 political inaccuracies
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281600_119728684788177_100002531390537_138915_6008263_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/285283_2085954081354_1620229543_2040130_698689_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 18-07-2011, 20:07:05
... Screw that I need 1000 € to pay for it first...
1000 Euro for a license!?
Wonder how much cost full driving license in Finland then.....

Oh and buying a car based on its opinion is stupid. Just buy what you like and live happily forever after.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 18-07-2011, 20:07:00
... Screw that I need 1000 € to pay for it first...
1000 Euro for a license!?
Wonder how much cost full driving license in Finland then.....

Oh and buying a car based on its opinion is stupid. Just buy what you like and live happily forever after.

My was total around 1800-1900 euros.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2011, 20:07:14
Car insurance, driving license= 1800 euro
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 18-07-2011, 20:07:26
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-14-at-5-20-05-pm.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 18-07-2011, 21:07:03
Nyan Cat!
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/94741686aa465cdba37a40a45dcca6eb.jpg?1308866144)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 18-07-2011, 21:07:09
(http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/911-blast-points-accurate.jpg)


I think a re-post, Drew posted it before iirc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 18-07-2011, 23:07:03
Troll of the year!

I actually pulled off a joke on my Facebook last, First April, that I was really considering to buy an iPhone rather than Android.. Then I left Facebook unattended for a few hours. When I got back I found out I had successfully started a fight between my Android friends and my iPhone co-workers..

Mission Success!
MOEHAHAHAHA!
i did the same with wich car i should buy, A Audi or BMW?    IN wich the Audi/BMW fanboys started the fight!

I trolled even more and bought an Opel  ;D

The hell you did Tao, you are mixing your make believe anecdotes with my superb posts  ;)--> http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=12711.0 (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=12711.0) And I still haven't decided  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2011, 23:07:06
Troll of the year!

I actually pulled off a joke on my Facebook last, First April, that I was really considering to buy an iPhone rather than Android.. Then I left Facebook unattended for a few hours. When I got back I found out I had successfully started a fight between my Android friends and my iPhone co-workers..

Mission Success!
MOEHAHAHAHA!
i did the same with wich car i should buy, A Audi or BMW?    IN wich the Audi/BMW fanboys started the fight!

I trolled even more and bought an Opel  ;D

The hell you did Tao, you are mixing your make believe anecdotes with my superb posts  ;)--> http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=12711.0 (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=12711.0) And I still haven't decided  :-\
Audi's ftw. BMWs are overrated POS. Actually BMWS are awesome, but people drive it way to fast, take 50% of all accidends and traffic penalties and give a bad name to the company
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 19-07-2011, 00:07:38

VER IST DER NAZI GOLD?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSDAvXJJ0U&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-07-2011, 02:07:06
(http://images.stuffofawesome.com/you-can-be-anything-you-want-when-you-grow-up-1307962805-7397.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ZZiO2.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/uHGPe.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/n8EKE.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 19-07-2011, 02:07:08
That supercat image has me lol'ing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 19-07-2011, 02:07:26
I bet the cat is real and the street a model.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 19-07-2011, 02:07:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG7IURgryjA&feature=player_embedded

"Who is Louise Boat?"  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 19-07-2011, 08:07:19
Saw this .gif, and all I could think of was Donutz

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locp5ikWRF1qlffamo4_250.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 19-07-2011, 15:07:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2h954mBC5c

invisible rope!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-07-2011, 17:07:20
(http://i.imgur.com/6O8sV.png[img]


[img]http://i.imgur.com/BrWUJ.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/20pppns.jpg)


And to finish, the piece de resistance: Epic Meal Time and FPS Russia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMyPD1VKk60&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 19-07-2011, 18:07:18
JESUS EFFIN CHRIST!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-07-2011, 18:07:09
That is epic re-defined!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-07-2011, 19:07:53
you fancy rapper hiphoper has a villa, cars, 4 pools?

So what BEECH! i eat with a desert eagle!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 20-07-2011, 00:07:02
you fancy rapper hiphoper has a villa, cars, 4 pools?

So what BEECH! i eat with a desert eagle!

and a broken vodkabottle :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 20-07-2011, 00:07:17
hetzers gona hetz

(http://i.imgur.com/3MUFX.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2011, 01:07:26
Time from flash from epic flash site

http://z0r.de/3209

http://z0r.de/3193

http://z0r.de/3187
India dancing! Nyancat music!

http://z0r.de/3120

http://z0r.de/3112
PONIES BITCHES

http://z0r.de/3097
Dam my head goes with that beat/boobs

http://z0r.de/3021
Most epic thing ever from holland
EVER

http://z0r.de/3013
Have some erika

http://z0r.de/3004
OMFG GERMANY you fucked it up


http://z0r.de/2902
TAKE THAT REBECCA
BEECH

http://z0r.de/2890

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-07-2011, 01:07:13
http://z0r.de/3021
Most epic thing ever from holland
EVER
I have to go there, at least once in my life
park car like this, make a photo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 20-07-2011, 01:07:34
http://z0r.de/3021
Most epic thing ever from holland
EVER
I have to go there, at least once in my life
park car like this, make a photo.

FORGET IT!  ;D
google maaskantje ... they didnt bother to set up new maaskantje-signs because people stole them as a souvenir again and again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-07-2011, 02:07:27
FORGET IT!  ;D
google maaskantje ... they didnt bother to set up new maaskantje-signs because people stole them as a souvenir again and again.
I knew it won't be easy  ;D
i figure something out.No sign thief will stop me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-07-2011, 11:07:54
I got three signs so if you want to acquire one for your picture.. 5,000 Euros.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 20-07-2011, 13:07:54
hetzers gona hetz

(http://i.imgur.com/3MUFX.gif)

Hello new avatar.

Also, Team Fortress Arcade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5sRThU_G3U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 20-07-2011, 13:07:14
hetzers gona hetz

(http://i.imgur.com/3MUFX.gif)

Hello new avatar.


focken beat me to it!!
Nevermind, we can still use it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2011, 13:07:13
Same here but on WOT


anyway
more bounchy

http://z0r.de/2789

http://z0r.de/2757
epic facepalm

http://z0r.de/2730
Awesome

http://z0r.de/2716
meanwhile in poland

http://z0r.de/2615
meanwhile in germany(and approved)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 20-07-2011, 14:07:46

http://z0r.de/2615
meanwhile in germany(and approved)
do you even know what he is singing there? "stinkmösen-polka"! literally translates to smelling cunt polka. just saying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2011, 14:07:41

http://z0r.de/2615
meanwhile in germany(and approved)
do you even know what he is singing there? "stinkmösen-polka"! literally translates to smelling cunt polka. just saying.
ow
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-07-2011, 15:07:20
I need one of these now:

(http://i.imgur.com/188sJ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 20-07-2011, 16:07:22
In the middle of summer? Naaah...

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/8/9d49f3e9-6b1a-4c90-9594-5a755bd288bd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2011, 17:07:15
http://z0r.de/2601
meanwhile in holland

http://z0r.de/2551
Meanwhile being drawed in japan......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-07-2011, 18:07:24
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/crosswalks-work.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/years-in-seconds-with-renault.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2011, 23:07:15
http://dagobah.net/flash/grapist.swf

GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-07-2011, 23:07:41
xD awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 21-07-2011, 01:07:31
I AM THE LORD OF THE BROWN RAIN
I AM THE MASTER OF ANAL PAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MIlJJNwUEw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-07-2011, 01:07:16
http://dagobah.net/flash/grapist.swf

GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

Whitest Kids you know. Awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 21-07-2011, 11:07:26
Since there's quite a lot of trolls in this thread, I wonder if you really have missed this one?

(http://lolpics.se/pics/22708.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 21-07-2011, 12:07:52
(http://i.imgur.com/o8O7c.gif)

EDIT: Just found "WTF" of the week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hae8AlyqPDw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-07-2011, 12:07:57


EDIT: Just found "WTF" of the week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hae8AlyqPDw
O_O
A girl.......in japan.........in school uniform............wich has a .......
OH my          GOD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 21-07-2011, 13:07:20
What the f...?  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 21-07-2011, 15:07:29
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/koma-comic-strip-golden-goal.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-oh-crap.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 21-07-2011, 15:07:05
What the f...?  :o

the japanese girl with the machine gun in her ass, that didn't suprise me, but at the end the link the chimpanzee firing the AK47 now that was wtf.


http://youtu.be/1xTb63zZqhc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-07-2011, 15:07:31
What the f...?  :o

the japanese girl with the machine gun in her ass, that didn't suprise me, but at the end the link the chimpanzee firing the AK47 now that was wtf.

Yeah, but that's fake. At least the Japanese vid was real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 21-07-2011, 15:07:07
The forthcoming Rise of the Planet of the Apes would be soooooo much better if it had apes toting AK's.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 21-07-2011, 16:07:13
The Euro Crisis Song  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1t8gyp2IpY)

(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7692/image239794panov9freewo.jpg)
I'm homesexual. I can only at home.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-07-2011, 16:07:08
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-hill-jump.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 21-07-2011, 20:07:12
The Euro Crisis Song  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1t8gyp2IpY)

(http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4934/blame.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-07-2011, 21:07:09
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rockstar-parking.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 21-07-2011, 23:07:20
http://www.wimp.com/donniewilliams/ (http://www.wimp.com/donniewilliams/)

Love the title.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-07-2011, 00:07:37
Only one of two things thats made me laugh the entire day (the other being a blooper reel of My Name Is Earl):

(http://i.imgur.com/wCUGx.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-07-2011, 01:07:45
*DANGER TIME!* They replaced the Old Spice guy with Fabio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcJwWz7zTjM
THE FUCK
NOOO


(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/9/9/69299_slide.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-07-2011, 02:07:25
that just made me puke in my mouth...

look again. this product is now fail!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-07-2011, 05:07:46
(http://i.imgur.com/SBSdA.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 22-07-2011, 10:07:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlyzHkRESaI
Swedish smacks beached a duck.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f57_1311211215
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-07-2011, 12:07:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlyzHkRESaI
Swedish Norwegian smacks beached a duck.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f57_1311211215
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 22-07-2011, 13:07:33
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/club.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-07-2011, 13:07:56
(http://img01.lachschon.de/images/111476_germanz.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-07-2011, 13:07:29
ohh god this is hillarious  ;D



the owner of a shop in northern Norway was called by his friend and was told that somebody was robbing his shop, the owner then jumped in his tractor and drove to the store.

this is what happens next  ;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cf_1311258684
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-07-2011, 14:07:37
(http://img01.lachschon.de/images/111476_germanz.jpg)
this
made my day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 22-07-2011, 14:07:21
Fucking depressing if you ask me xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 22-07-2011, 14:07:00
ohh god this is hillarious  ;D



the owner of a shop in northern Norway was called by his friend and was told that somebody was robbing his shop, the owner then jumped in his tractor and drove to the store.

this is what happens next  ;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cf_1311258684
Horrible Dutch people.

But yeah, how modern day that the robber is now the victim because the guy stopped him like this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-07-2011, 15:07:45
ohh god this is hillarious  ;D



the owner of a shop in northern Norway was called by his friend and was told that somebody was robbing his shop, the owner then jumped in his tractor and drove to the store.

this is what happens next  ;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cf_1311258684
Horrible Dutch people.

But yeah, how modern day that the robber is now the victim because the guy stopped him like this.

what are they saying in the video?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-07-2011, 15:07:02
ohh god this is hillarious  ;D



the owner of a shop in northern Norway was called by his friend and was told that somebody was robbing his shop, the owner then jumped in his tractor and drove to the store.

this is what happens next  ;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cf_1311258684
Horrible Dutch people.

But yeah, how modern day that the robber is now the victim because the guy stopped him like this.

what are they saying in the video?
Thief is in the car!

He tries to drive away! What a ...(kneus is awesome word, but i cant translate it in english properly)

Anyway youtube version=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PTQuRVh2H4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 22-07-2011, 16:07:27
Mesze dronke kop achter da stuur man!! I'll do a translation.

Male: Thief is in the car right now.
Female: Heh?
M: Thief is in the car!
M: Dude is in the car! (Dunno why he keeps saying he's in the car..)
F: Goddammit *silently*
Background female: ?????
M: Look! He's moving the steering wheel!
Background male: What a fool! (Kneus, think fool matches with that)
M: He's trying to drive away! He's just sitting with his drunken head behind the steering wheel.

Several voices, can't make shit of it. Too much background noise. I hear a weak attempt at German too.
Tourists are now talking with a German lady I think, about some more stuff he did.

More and more German..

And then the police arrived.

Bit after 3:00 minutes.

F: Was he alone in that car?
M: Can you hold this, mom? -camera I guess or whatever-

Some muttering and more Germans.

Now I can understand the Germans.
Heinrich: Why didn't he run?
Dutch: No idea.

Still can't understand the lady.

And then I got bored, quit at 4:20 or something.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-07-2011, 20:07:17
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-cartoon-comics-19.jpg)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-cartoon-comics-20.jpg?w=499&h=1287)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/a-thrusday-dar-17.jpg?w=500&h=562)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/a-thrusday-dar-20.jpg?w=500&h=299)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/a-thrusday-dar-33.jpg?w=500&h=527)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/a-thrusday-dar-38.jpg?w=500&h=578)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/wtf-funny-18.jpg?w=500&h=624)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chive-on-18.jpg?w=500&h=754)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/awesome-graffiti-23.jpg?w=500&h=670)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/best-motivational-21.jpg?w=500&h=531)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Warior135 on 22-07-2011, 21:07:30
last picture: H...Honestly W......T........F ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 22-07-2011, 21:07:16
last picture: H...Honestly W......T........F????

To be fair, he did go in looking for a pussy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-07-2011, 21:07:27
I be honest, I was excited when I saw that Biiviz replied to the thread, I figured there would be a good reply  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 22-07-2011, 22:07:00
what a great commercial XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1axgODFm95A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-07-2011, 06:07:25
Look at this gif and try not to laugh.

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lorouqVhhA1qe3twro1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 23-07-2011, 06:07:09
I survived that test, absolutely hate king of the hill
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-07-2011, 06:07:33
I don't watch it either, but I lost it when I saw the gif
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 23-07-2011, 16:07:34
I only smirked. Cookie please.

Anyway:
(http://i.imgur.com/hhCNI.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 23-07-2011, 16:07:20
This is what have happened ever since message board users started asking for cookies,

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn76/EoMSh0gun/cookie-monster-diet.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 23-07-2011, 16:07:13
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/nc/cb6/t2xk/57131/833581455.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 23-07-2011, 17:07:59


^^ Suggestion for 2.5  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-07-2011, 20:07:52
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/a-asians-hilarious-0.jpg?w=500&h=413)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-07-2011, 00:07:51
siben gave 4chan link

bastardo!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-07-2011, 00:07:37
does not work, you have to copy and reupload if you want to quote that source.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2011, 09:07:49
http://www.coolcrack.com/2011/07/girls-what-are-you-doing-to-us-17-pics.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 24-07-2011, 13:07:47
A friend showed me this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlaJJXkS3uo&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2011, 18:07:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30VQgLyHekI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-07-2011, 22:07:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8P6g8y1gpo

THAT TWILIGHT IS A SPY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-07-2011, 22:07:34
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206073_137420326342178_100002226350379_258933_7761988_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/282005_122609547832129_100002492520097_163436_367436_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197779_1674395520358_1851544478_1062714_199981_n.jpg)
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281501_122082674551483_100002492520097_161179_6725681_n.jpg)
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281884_2107425419604_1664625063_2158814_7164710_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 24-07-2011, 22:07:42
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281884_2107425419604_1664625063_2158814_7164710_n.jpg)
Pikachu's weight loss is the leading factor in my purging disorder.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 24-07-2011, 23:07:56
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-thousands-of-tiny-paper-cuts.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-untitled44.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-works-every-time1.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-they-see-me-trollin-they-hatin.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-hes-coming.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-untitled37.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-good-boy.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-cleverbot-the-grammar-nazi.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-problem-in-law.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-untitled36.jpg) ;D ;D ;D
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-genius.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-07-2011, 00:07:07
(http://i.imgur.com/Fcgf8.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/lzf8q.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3w4kJ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WrWzB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/S1QwG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RGJN0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9rCkS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-07-2011, 02:07:33
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/jerryfetus/default/o-c-wut-u-thar--large-msg-121076726929.jpg)

(http://art.ngfiles.com/images/27/youlostthegame_wut-s-kraken.jpg)

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/098/0/b/ShamWUT____Hi_res____by_pjman.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-07-2011, 03:07:51
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnsvggsCie1qmttd2o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 25-07-2011, 04:07:33
Poor rival. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 25-07-2011, 07:07:59
Time for replay run. Max Payne serie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4OdA-0ao9U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-07-2011, 08:07:55
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgovjg0LBQ1qcv2z4o1_500.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4o0k9gOU1qzex9io1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 25-07-2011, 15:07:03
You know who reacts to IL2! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs56Mr9iFqQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 25-07-2011, 16:07:16
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid769549532?bctid=1067902805001
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-07-2011, 16:07:46
(http://i.imgur.com/6DYj4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 25-07-2011, 17:07:42
Hahahaha, whiskey foxtrot tango. < that FB image brought that back up.

Anyways, what the hell where they testing? Pigs in space?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-07-2011, 18:07:43
Whether or not it was good vodka.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 25-07-2011, 18:07:02
My guess, they wanted to test high accelerations on organisms and as they are russians, they believe vodka helps against everything, from cancer to radioactivity.

Anyway, a few minutes ago I heard form this incident on the radio. It might not be funny as someone got injured, but it fits best into this thread:

http://news.yahoo.com/man-seriously-hurt-portaloo-explodes-australia-055647149.html

Smoking is not good for your health. If he had just drank vodka, this would have never happened.   ;)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-07-2011, 20:07:20
A rather nasty crash
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/yikes.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 25-07-2011, 20:07:49
Nothing nicer in the evening then to see someone die.....
Oh and i think they are giving whine to the pig? I think the one word means sth like winoisdjelije
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-07-2011, 20:07:55
Someone asked Yahoo! Answers this question, and Uncle Frank was more than happy to answer:

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/8/4/71184.jpg?v=1)

(http://d.facdn.net/art/shmagaman/1310685075.shmagaman_now_what_am_i_doing.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-07-2011, 01:07:51
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8k8s6HCS1qmi74fo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 26-07-2011, 08:07:59
A rather nasty crash
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/yikes.gif)
looks like hsi trye exploded.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-07-2011, 09:07:20
Dance assassain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBvSf_N8klQ


Now that, is hilarious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 26-07-2011, 13:07:11
Dance assassain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBvSf_N8klQ

AHAHAH LOL

Instead of making a big "BOUH!" I'll dance and it work !!  XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-07-2011, 15:07:01
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/44eeecc4-1e9a-4000-89a7-46f755ebdfce.jpg)

(http://www.joshreads.com/images/0412/i041216speedbump.gif)

(http://comicsworthreading.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/speedbump.gif)

Swedish for speed bump?

(http://www.treehugger.com/Swedish-For-Speed-Bump.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 26-07-2011, 18:07:38
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/228918_2120277322510_1113107993_2396740_6963575_n.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 26-07-2011, 18:07:49
reminds me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E00_NAvte2c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-07-2011, 18:07:12
Is that a dog at the back getting a bit doggy?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-07-2011, 21:07:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2J2a3UMubM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-07-2011, 21:07:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgsXkmQ6ZI

Best series ever
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-07-2011, 21:07:50
The evolution of internet :)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/state_web_summer/porn.png)
Taken from http://theoatmeal.com (http://theoatmeal.com)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 27-07-2011, 02:07:24
(http://i.imgur.com/RtCUl.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/EhRXr.jpg)
Glorious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 27-07-2011, 02:07:54
Meanwhile in Poland  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-07-2011, 02:07:52
Reminds me of this http://xkcd.com/327/ (http://xkcd.com/327/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 27-07-2011, 03:07:47
so much win!

http://www.wimp.com/dubstepsymphony/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-07-2011, 05:07:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNtlMjRqfQs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNtlMjRqfQs)

(http://justkiddingbutseriously.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rommu.jpg?w=450&h=346)
(http://www.heromachine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/captain-america-wank.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/t39O5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YejSs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 27-07-2011, 09:07:53
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-too-big-for-my-drive.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-godzirra.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-what-a-misunderstanding.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-untitled46.jpg) ;D
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fire-off-the-wheels.gif)
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/get-along-little-doggie.gif)
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/catbow.gif)
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/awkward-draco-hug.gif)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-historys-mystery.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 27-07-2011, 13:07:14
http://www.wimp.com/boogieboogie/ (http://www.wimp.com/boogieboogie/)

Its about hedgehogs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eglaerinion on 27-07-2011, 14:07:23

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fire-off-the-wheels.gif)
Best part is the driver turning the stearing wheel. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-07-2011, 15:07:12
(http://gyazo.com/aa0b9bf8ce042fce0ca893b99f7c7b48.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 27-07-2011, 17:07:08

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fire-off-the-wheels.gif)
Best part is the driver turning the stearing wheel. :D
Am i the only one who thinks it looks incredibly fake?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 27-07-2011, 18:07:08
I would tend to think you are, anyways, it definitely is no fake.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-07-2011, 18:07:16
He must have accidentally pressed the 'eject front wheels' button.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 27-07-2011, 18:07:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HVxVcJHHdk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-07-2011, 18:07:24
http://www.dorkly.com/video/14583/dorkly-bits-mario-with-a-portal-gun
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 27-07-2011, 20:07:06

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fire-off-the-wheels.gif)
Best part is the driver turning the stearing wheel. :D
Reminded me of this, a tire with a mind of its own:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fooox6hbjzM&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-07-2011, 00:07:09
STRAIGHT TO SOUND:
http://www-pw.physics.uiowa.edu/space-audio/cassini/SKR1/

TO ARTICLE:
http://www.news-releases.uiowa.edu/2005/july/072505saturn_emissions.html

"The Eerie Sounds of Saturn's Radio Emissions"

Quote
   
University of Iowa News Release

July 25, 2005

Cassini Reveals Saturn's Eerie-Sounding Radio Emissions

Saturn's radio emissions could be mistaken for a Halloween sound track.

That's how University of Iowa researchers Bill Kurth and Don Gurnett describe their recent findings in the July 23 issue of the journal Geophysical Research Letters. Their paper is based on data from the Cassini spacecraft radio and plasma wave science instrument, which was built at the University of Iowa under Gurnett's direction. The study investigates sounds that are not just eerie, but also descriptive of a phenomenon similar to Earth's northern lights.

"All of the structures we observe in Saturn's radio spectrum are giving us clues about what might be going on in the source of the radio emissions above Saturn's auroras," says Kurth. "We believe that the changing frequencies are related to tiny radio sources moving up and down along Saturn's magnetic field lines."

The radio emissions, called Saturn kilometric radiation, are generated along with Saturn's auroras, or northern and southern lights. Because the Cassini instrument has higher resolution compared to a similar instrument on the Voyager spacecraft, it has provided more detailed information on the spectrum and its variability of the radio emissions. Samples of the resulting sounds can be found at http://www-pw.physics.uiowa.edu/cassini/ or at http://www-pw.physics.uiowa.edu/space-audio/.

The terrestrial cousins of Saturn's radio emissions were first reported in 1979 by Gurnett, who used an instrument onboard the International Sun Earth Exporer-1 spacecraft in Earth orbit. Kurth says that despite their best efforts, scientists still haven't agreed on a theory to fully explain the phenomenon. He adds that they will get another chance to solve the radio emission puzzle beginning in mid-2008 when Cassini will fly close to, or possibly even through, the source region at Saturn.

Commenting on the new observations, Gurnett says, "It is amazing that the radio emissions from Earth and Saturn sound so similar."

In addition to Kurth and Gurnett, other contributors include: UI scientists George Hospodarsky and Baptiste Cecconi; Mike Kaiser (currently at Goddard Space Flight Center and a former UI student); French scientists Philippe Louarn, Philippe Zarka and Alain Lecacheux; and Austrian scientists Helmut Rucker and Mohammed Boudjada.

Cassini, carrying 12 scientific instruments, on June 30, 2004, became the first spacecraft to orbit Saturn and begin a four-year study of the planet, its rings and its many moons. The $1.4 billion spacecraft is part of the $3.3 billion Cassini-Huygens Mission that includes the Huygens probe, a six-instrument European Space Agency probe that landed on Titan, Saturn's largest moon, in January 2005.

The Cassini-Huygens mission is a cooperative project of NASA, the European Space Agency and the Italian Space Agency. JPL, a division of the California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, Calif. manages the Cassini-Huygens mission for NASA's Science Mission Directorate, Washington, D.C.

STORY SOURCE: University of Iowa News Services, 300 Plaza Centre One, Suite 371, Iowa City, Iowa 52242-2500.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 28-07-2011, 01:07:39
I had to deal with HP tech support.  :o Wheres my gun?  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-07-2011, 02:07:28
I like the Bioshock and Fallout ones.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/miracle-of-sound

-----

(http://d.facdn.net/art/twiggihighwind/1311867665.twiggihighwind_super_toast_meme.png)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-amusing-photos-14.jpg?w=500&h=426)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-07-2011, 18:07:41
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/284212_224901877550872_203181879722872_603296_6361404_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 28-07-2011, 20:07:50
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lease.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 28-07-2011, 20:07:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbUPjEbIvA

http://www.afhakers.nl/public/images_upload/lullusie220711.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-07-2011, 20:07:13
http://www.afhakers.nl/public/images_upload/lullusie220711.jpg

Reminds me of the first time I used the Internet at a friends house...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 28-07-2011, 22:07:28
THIS WAS TOOO FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AevLJAog0A&feature=player_embedded#at=12
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-07-2011, 22:07:08
those fuckers deserved to have their little toy smashed, serves em right
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 28-07-2011, 23:07:37
THIS WAS TOOO FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AevLJAog0A&feature=player_embedded#at=12
Total fake, lost a wheel which is suddenly there when they run up to pick up "the pieces".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-07-2011, 02:07:00
Running out of men, the Wehrmacht turns to a new kind of heavily armoured panzer.

(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5561/helmetr.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 29-07-2011, 03:07:21
I want this turtle :P put a Swastika on it and you get a Nazi turtle !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-07-2011, 03:07:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhAjg-ZOl9s&feature=player_embedded

What the ... ou guys gotta listen to this. Its one amazing mashup of Rebecca Black and Nyan Cat. Sounds awesome !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 29-07-2011, 04:07:08
That...was...beautiful.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 29-07-2011, 09:07:02
The life of Link would be much easier with a portal gun  ;D

http://www.dorkly.com/video/18879/dorkly-bits-link-to-the-past-with-a-portal-gun
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 29-07-2011, 09:07:17
The life of Link would be much easier with a portal gun  ;D

http://www.dorkly.com/video/18879/dorkly-bits-link-to-the-past-with-a-portal-gun
if only they would of had that for the snes would of made the game hell of allot easier
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 29-07-2011, 15:07:50
How I know it's going to be a good Futurama episode...

(http://i.imgur.com/G3VxD.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-07-2011, 16:07:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8aUNa9PnRY

wat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-07-2011, 16:07:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8aUNa9PnRY

wat.
dude that actually looks freaking awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-07-2011, 17:07:02
Hey I saw that trailer when i went to see Cowboys & Aliens last night.  Some dude couldn't stop cracking up after everybody realized the movie was based on a board game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-07-2011, 17:07:25
But.. Liam Neeson!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 29-07-2011, 18:07:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDqc22Pd8gU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDqc22Pd8gU&feature=related) No clue how this came up but it and the comments make me laugh out lout  ;D
Honestly all the related vid make me laugh too, ill have to get spore i ugess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-07-2011, 20:07:05
But.. Liam Neeson!
>:(  Nothing can redeem that movie.  And Liam Neeson isn't even that great.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-07-2011, 20:07:09
But.. Liam Neeson!
>:(  Nothing can redeem that movie.  And Liam Neeson isn't even that great.
I do no longer know you. Ex-Cactus Friend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-07-2011, 20:07:36
I liked him in Star Wars, Schindler's List and Kingdom of Heaven.  But he's been in some sub par movies too...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 29-07-2011, 20:07:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvhTysBhad4

The end got me rollin'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-07-2011, 21:07:50
I bring great news.

http://www.pbfcomics.com/

It is alive. New comic was posted

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonik1ohFf1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-07-2011, 23:07:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4

Learn from this kids

always hold on to that soap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 30-07-2011, 00:07:53
This is where Hulk Hogan can learn a lesson:

http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Unsichtbare-Handgranate-im-Ring-19631.html (http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Unsichtbare-Handgranate-im-Ring-19631.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-07-2011, 09:07:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6NQx4WRRg0&feature=feedf

Finnaly! Love this music of meet the medic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-07-2011, 10:07:31
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Garfield_comic_strip_November_11%2C_2010.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 30-07-2011, 17:07:31
(http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump217/thumbs/thumbs_hornoxe.com_picdump217_006.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 31-07-2011, 04:07:41

20 Foot American Wall:
A Very Funny Joke About Hatred Of Americans 

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A Mexican, A Canadian, And An American are walking together down a road, when they stumble upon a lamp with a genie in it.After they rub the lamp, a Genie pops out and says"Okay, you all get 1 wish each, who's going first?"

The Mexican says"Oh, ME, ME!" "I want A 2-mile wide road across Mexico"

Genie, "Granted!" POOF!

American, "Now me! I want a 20 foot brick wall around all of the USA to keep the Canadians out"

Genie, "Granted!" POOF

Genie, "Okay Canadian, It's Your turn!"

Canadian, "Is that wall you put around the USA waterproof?"

Genie, "Yup!"

Canadian, "Fill 'er Up!"

Long live Canada :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-07-2011, 04:07:01
Long live Canada :D

*le break this gem out again*

(http://d.facdn.net/art/howlywowly/1278015436.howlywowly_canadaday.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYLYawpdfT4&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 31-07-2011, 04:07:24
If only the furry would be a furry beaver instead  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 31-07-2011, 04:07:03
Sorry for double post.

New Canadian joke, this is the most awesome joke I fell on.


Direct line to heaven:

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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in OTTAWA, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-07-2011, 04:07:15
If only the furry would be a furry beaver instead  :)

Hard to find one that's safe-for-work, but I'll Try my damnedest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Edit: I found one, but it's not as awesome:
(http://d.facdn.net/art/theaxegrinder/1303259861.theaxegrinder_125864289675.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 31-07-2011, 05:07:11

Direct line to heaven:

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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in OTTAWA, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".

Cookie jar for L'Heureux.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 31-07-2011, 05:07:26
(http://filmshank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tumblr_lbzyyqk0CS1qej7weo1_400.jpg)
(http://filmshank.com/wp-content/gallery/gallery-9/noooooo.jpg)
(http://filmshank.com/wp-content/gallery/gallery-8/sniper.jpg)
(http://filmshank.com/wp-content/gallery/gallery-8/volunteer.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 31-07-2011, 08:07:36
If only the furry would be a furry beaver instead  :)

Hard to find one that's safe-for-work, but I'll Try my damnedest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Edit: I found one, but it's not as awesome:
(http://d.facdn.net/art/theaxegrinder/1303259861.theaxegrinder_125864289675.jpg)
This one sucks really bad, the beaver is like Québec on this one, like if it was a pet or something.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 31-07-2011, 08:07:03
It's look like a maple leaf sweaters
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 31-07-2011, 10:07:41
Yeah I thought that too, could be a Fleur de Lys too, can't tell if...  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 31-07-2011, 10:07:59
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/22/4a040943-9a7f-40a2-8f44-fae73c6a942a.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/21/fac1be32-1c97-44e9-a6a3-74a21be04600.jpg)
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/12/128866443171291292.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 31-07-2011, 12:07:58
An oldie from a little cleanup in the pic directory :D

(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6554/publicbf2drama01.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-07-2011, 13:07:15
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185503_10150270924774028_788624027_7643500_7058201_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198752_264697916878757_100000156516659_1266519_8257390_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/223916_2330304778757_1283874516_2829193_307757_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281480_10150269826543955_567658954_7428146_4117302_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281995_2265360723275_1526223581_3950716_2819174_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281555_10150269592613955_567658954_7426484_246870_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 31-07-2011, 16:07:04
The one about the cereals is so true  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 31-07-2011, 16:07:39
I feel stupid when reading the box while eating. It is like driving a car while reading its manual.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-07-2011, 16:07:35
This one sucks really bad, the beaver is like Québec on this one, like if it was a pet or something.

xD Nothing nationalistic about Quebec on FA.  Except the flags. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 31-07-2011, 20:07:14
The Finnish army has adopted BF2-style dolphin diving!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1HjqIh3eug
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LtJimmy on 01-08-2011, 07:08:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTw7J-hGmg
That bus is like Kool Aid and the water is the wall *BLAM* "OH YEAH!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-08-2011, 08:08:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPFZQWg1SUo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-08-2011, 12:08:28
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216902_2144420202653_1010676481_2496569_125329_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/229597_2250589506461_1299952794_2649469_3844659_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216883_2113073119327_1620636942_2195234_6864563_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/263319_148970341848313_100002060453097_310789_1958819_n.jpg)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/first-person-crash.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-08-2011, 18:08:58
Fuck the person in that driving gif  :-\

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 01-08-2011, 18:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvP-7PnN3PQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 01-08-2011, 20:08:54
Mythbusters : Water Heater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0


KABOOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 01-08-2011, 21:08:10
^ Man, why don't I get paid to blow sh** up?  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 01-08-2011, 22:08:09
That is why you should always be kind to us plumbing and heating techs.   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-08-2011, 00:08:24
Fuck the person in that driving gif  :-\
probaly a BMW
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 02-08-2011, 01:08:46
In honor of shark week:

(http://i.imgur.com/eySX7.jpg)

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/133614-1/Cyclist_pushed_bridge.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 02-08-2011, 02:08:56
i think the ninja box cat is quite funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZYzvcqgim0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 02-08-2011, 07:08:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMvfEdTUO6Q&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-08-2011, 09:08:06
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lorxbivRVc1qhr2s0o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 02-08-2011, 09:08:21
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/patrick-stewart-for-the-last-time-geordi.jpg)
(http://www.ajobi.net/arthurlockman/funny-pictures-cat-sits-on-your-keyboard.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 02-08-2011, 12:08:42
Holy shit this is epic :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4CUNVYxxZM&feature=feedlik
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 02-08-2011, 13:08:36
Epic? Its epileptic! 2 frame movies, horrible music and some wierd non related flashes in between.
I wonder when someone creates a decent snowboarding clip.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 02-08-2011, 15:08:31
Replay value



(http://i.imgur.com/t2mjE.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw

http://www.space.com/12502-sun-smiley-face-video-sunspots.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 02-08-2011, 15:08:36
Mythbusters : Water Heater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0


KABOOM

85,500 lbs of force.

CFM56-7B2 (Boeing 737's engine) only generates about 25,000 lbs each. No surprise about the damage there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 02-08-2011, 15:08:12
(http://www.titanic-magazin.de/uploads/pics/Freude-in-den-USA-Karte.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 02-08-2011, 19:08:12
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/284499_1805713397233_1671852202_1191854_3240478_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281514_10150246015861576_559271575_7970213_6076631_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253357_2140019538013_1171894826_32201332_1345045_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281778_10150248557606123_716951122_7986325_4822627_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262985_2131505021579_1664625063_2196325_5490425_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283965_2131386498616_1664625063_2196032_1811853_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/267240_2130777763398_1664625063_2194904_6663923_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-08-2011, 21:08:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8&feature=player_embedded#at=17
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-08-2011, 23:08:30
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/223700_2133739837448_1664625063_2199685_2845497_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-08-2011, 03:08:57
Found this on a U.S. website, but I think it applies to a few other countries as well  :)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpbhbnyuQv1qzxegjo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 03-08-2011, 17:08:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFyzadnA79k
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-08-2011, 19:08:06
(http://i.imgur.com/5FirD.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/7dFS3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 03-08-2011, 20:08:12
I used to love that show. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 04-08-2011, 01:08:29
Was anybody else thinking of Jigsaw when reading this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14388331
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-08-2011, 03:08:54
(http://i.imgur.com/W4OHT.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bZOiZ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/X8d87.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kFWqx.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/t2mjE.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 04-08-2011, 05:08:57
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-every-submarine-needs-a-flyscreen.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-nyan-cat-strikes.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-altf-strikes-again.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-08-2011, 01:08:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUg3vJewyP0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 05-08-2011, 01:08:58
(http://i.imgur.com/lcGev.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LtJimmy on 05-08-2011, 04:08:13
Jeremy Clarkson Beatbox:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 05-08-2011, 09:08:26
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-untitled6.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-please-go-inside-the-trunk-and-stay-there.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-08-2011, 09:08:36
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/284925_10150250508011588_553366587_7429734_6241258_n.jpg)


(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/254735_10150289651716473_800606472_7466259_1280055_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 05-08-2011, 11:08:45
just hapend to me like 5 mins ago
(http://i54.tinypic.com/5dkx81.jpg)
 :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-08-2011, 14:08:08
Meanwhile in Sweden: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/02/swedish-man-builds-nuclear-reactor-in-his-kitchen/#ixzz1U09hSDBx
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 05-08-2011, 21:08:52
LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2oUREPdUwY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-08-2011, 21:08:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEqOvYejRyI&feature=related

sea fortress

this one is so epic

and this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9D2XrfVxoQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 05-08-2011, 22:08:48
Weirdest Tumblr Blog i've ever seen  ???

http://thecatscan.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-08-2011, 22:08:11
you should see my ex girlfriends
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 05-08-2011, 22:08:18
you should see my ex girlfriends

Is it filled with pictures of you with "die you bastard" written all over them or what ?  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-08-2011, 23:08:17
you should see my ex girlfriends

Is it filled with pictures of you with "die you bastard" written all over them or what ?  :-X

One has his eyes scratched out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-08-2011, 23:08:51
you should see my ex girlfriends

Is it filled with pictures of you with "die you bastard" written all over them or what ?  :-X
haha that sums it up fairly well
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-08-2011, 00:08:03
(http://i.imgur.com/1WvaZ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 06-08-2011, 02:08:22
(http://macromeme.com/cat/george-bush-corn.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 06-08-2011, 03:08:30
in my town of kentland some one had this up so i had to post it
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2qtiey8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-08-2011, 09:08:46
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphuc2bCnJ1qj6juso1_500.jpg)


Pretty much the drawing class I took last year
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 06-08-2011, 09:08:33
Hey, I wanted to draw a headlight not a freakin old guy head.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-08-2011, 10:08:44
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ki/5i4/2iyp/44576/normal_836502142.jpg)

The day Theta was banned from the internet:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ki/5i4/2iyp/44576/normal_836482142.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 06-08-2011, 10:08:18
I NEVER USE THEY'RE OR THEIR I JUST USE THERE.  ;D   

ops caps lock was on sorry about that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-08-2011, 11:08:42
]

The day Theta was banned from the internet:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ki/5i4/2iyp/44576/normal_836482142.jpg)
WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENTLY LOOKING AT ME?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 06-08-2011, 13:08:53
You would be banned. Defiantly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-08-2011, 13:08:47
You would be banned. Defiantly
you epic polish troll.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 06-08-2011, 13:08:46
Watch this before it's too late Theta0:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-08-2011, 14:08:15
Watch this before it's too late Theta0:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM
already watched this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPWaC0UK5zg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 06-08-2011, 14:08:34
Lol, I was just about to post that same picture with Theta on my mind  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-08-2011, 15:08:07
My daily WTF of the day:

(http://i.imgur.com/mnVB3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 06-08-2011, 15:08:02
(http://i.imgur.com/4vleQ.jpg)

The nature sure is amazing... The big question in my head when I saw this today: "Why?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 06-08-2011, 16:08:49
The ant wants to eat the snail. Or the ants wants the plant, saving the snail life.

THeTA :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piZrjDTx2eg&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-08-2011, 16:08:57
maybe he is a torturist?

Mr. Ant- GIVE ME THE LAUCHCODES OR ILL CUT THE ROPE!
Mr. snevil- YOU CANNOT STOP ME BOND!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2011, 16:08:06
(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23131000/ngbbs4e3d4ed02306a.jpg)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/6/73506.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-08-2011, 17:08:51
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/9698.jpg)

Master race!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2011, 18:08:48
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4982/lolnp.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 06-08-2011, 18:08:25
[img ]http://jpg.artige.no/store/9698.jpg[/img]

Master race!

Meh, sounds like the entire Nordics to be honest.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 06-08-2011, 18:08:48
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4982/lolnp.jpg)
That make sense.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 06-08-2011, 19:08:45
(http://jpg.artige.no/store/9698.jpg)

Master race!

Oil.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 06-08-2011, 19:08:59
Oil & Gas.
Fish.
Weapons (even US buy from them like anti ship missile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-119_Penguin))

Only stupid thing about Skandinavia is that every of them have their own language + few local tribe languages. Like this comedy show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 06-08-2011, 19:08:27
The Danish languages is the only civil languages in Scandinavia -.-

Bastard -.-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-08-2011, 20:08:00
funny story about language. In norway we have probably the most diverse language on earth, we have different dialects almost every 5-10 km (this is true) because of extreme geography in many parts of norway :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Nilsson on 06-08-2011, 20:08:54
funny story about language. In norway we have probably the most diverse language on earth, we have different dialects almost every 5-10 km (this is true) because of extreme geography in many parts of norway :D

This is sooo true! When they cross the border to Sweden to shop, omg... And the way some count! If they say: I'd like (more rather: I'll shall be given) the item for five and forty, they mean that the price is 45. Going nuts sometimes...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-08-2011, 21:08:14
But the thing is, Norsk speakers have the easiest time in Scandinavia when it comes to understanding other other Scandinavians. 

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-08-2011, 21:08:44
But the thing is, Norsk speakers have the easiest time in Scandinavia when it comes to understanding other other Scandinavians.

yea, understanding Danish and Swedish is easy (exept from the horrible way the danes speak) but finish and Icelandic is impossible ( but there are similarities)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-08-2011, 22:08:12
Neonazi's and black lagoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAv7LN4Bsag&feature=related

aka Revy has some advise about it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 07-08-2011, 03:08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsmonNnbBQ&annotation_id=annotation_327633&feature=iv

just saw this videoclip, srsly, its really well made

it has everything! cool music, cowboys, gunshots, civil war era soldiers, ww2 guns, hot  chick, a white snake, etc. theese guys had made a really cool video with good music.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 07-08-2011, 08:08:07
But the thing is, Norsk speakers have the easiest time in Scandinavia when it comes to understanding other other Scandinavians.

yea, understanding Danish and Swedish is easy (exept from the horrible way the danes speak) but finish and Icelandic is impossible ( but there are similarities)
Finnish isn't similar at all actually.

The swedish (and thus danish and norwegian as well) language are actually more related to Standard Hindi than to finish.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-08-2011, 08:08:48
The only languages Finnish is close to are Hungarian and Korean....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 07-08-2011, 08:08:19
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpifykVsoY1qdc7t3o1_500.png)

Minecrafters looking forward to 1.8 will understand this

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp2ll3py9W1qf7oozo1_250.jpg)
Edit:

Bruce Lee playing Ping Pong
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7xfp60Mn1qfjjglo1_400.gif)
With Nunchuks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 07-08-2011, 09:08:31
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-cant-tell-if-trolling-or-best-idea-ever.jpg)
(http://artige.no/bilde/9676)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-08-2011, 10:08:14
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198626_10150276922933518_609818517_7493099_2727528_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 07-08-2011, 11:08:59
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198626_10150276922933518_609818517_7493099_2727528_n.jpg)
so true (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_0qPGTcfYiY8tX3_mK9WLCSc5K3TwV9nO9nOf65lslY9H3uVuEQ) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 07-08-2011, 11:08:27
(http://i.imgur.com/1o9OH.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/zbXUW.gif)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/10/1-1287973508.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/10/2-1287973903.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/10/4-1287975059.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/10/6.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/10/5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 07-08-2011, 12:08:47
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/10/2-1287973903.jpg)
Seriously, I may be stupid but this sounds pretty damn reasonable, can't see why it wouldn't work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-08-2011, 12:08:26
Not sure if trolling
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 07-08-2011, 12:08:51
(http://satwcomic.com/art/language-lesson.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 07-08-2011, 12:08:58
Seriously, I may be stupid but this sounds pretty damn reasonable, can't see why it wouldn't work.
Won't work. You wouldn't be able to push yourself with sufficient force to slow yourself down enough. (as you fall, you gain kinetic energy. You would have to push yourself away from the chair with roughly the same energy, and thats kinda impossible)
But, in theory it is possible.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 07-08-2011, 13:08:11
That is a re-post from long time ago. I'm sure EU has answered the troll science well.

The magnets one is easy, we need to constantly move the magnet or increase the intensity, otherwise it won't move the boat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 07-08-2011, 13:08:00
The only languages Finnish is close to are Hungarian and Korean....
*ahem*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 07-08-2011, 13:08:57
So they do have the term "perkele" then...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 07-08-2011, 13:08:55
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GrqNwPny4nc/Tdv-FpISKcI/AAAAAAAADf4/N8iwumIlLBA/s400/vaartandco.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nSkSsN5ZmKQ/Tdq7BQ1X-mI/AAAAAAAADdM/xtd4MWkaxCc/s640/PA-Photos_t_Arsenal-2-3-Tottenham-photos-gallery-Emirates-2011n.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xtIm5ECPNnw/Tdq7CexH4sI/AAAAAAAADdQ/skQHSiYMWMs/s640/PA-Photos_t_Arsenal-2-3-Tottenham-photos-gallery-Emirates-2011p.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9MtyZMsNwNQ/Tdq7Dr_wK6I/AAAAAAAADdY/lR7jSY3Pmpw/s640/Stoke%252BCity%252Bv%252BTottenham%252BHotspur%252BPremier%252BLeague%252BeEqhsiMQOvjl.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yM1N7uQ9JgA/Tdq7ANjtXLI/AAAAAAAADdI/YVhlbBjhgg0/s640/Michael-Dawson-2_2546434.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 07-08-2011, 13:08:17
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/10/2-1287973903.jpg)
Seriously, I may be stupid but this sounds pretty damn reasonable, can't see why it wouldn't work.
Firstly, the chair is much lighter than you are. Lie on your back and try to push a chair away from you with your feet, as if trying to jump. See which moves farther, you or the chair. If you want to eliminate  friction, do the same using 2 swingsets. The point being, you'd need something much heavier, for this to have any effect, lets say an elevator.

Secondly, the best you can achieve, is reduce the falling distance by the amount you are able to jump from flat ground. Whats that, 1 meter? So if we say a fall of 32,5 meters is the thin line between a fatal and nonfatal fall, doing this, you could increase that distance to 33,5 meters. In theory.


Actually this is wrong. You wouldn't decrease your falling distance, as you'd still have to fall that 1 extra meter. So it doesnt make a difference at all, not even theoretically.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 07-08-2011, 15:08:10
It doesn't work. Because you go at the same speed even if you jump in any direction. So if you push yourself away from the chair, you will just crash...away from the chair. You're better to stay on the chair.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 07-08-2011, 18:08:48
It doesn't work. Because you go at the same speed even if you jump in any direction. So if you push yourself away from the chair, you will just crash...away from the chair. You're better to stay on the chair.
I always thought it would work too...

Sweet TF2 live action video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piZrjDTx2eg&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-08-2011, 19:08:13
The only languages Finnish is close to are Hungarian and Korean....
*ahem*

Oh, right, and Estonian :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 07-08-2011, 20:08:34
The only languages Finnish is close to are Hungarian and Korean....
*ahem*

Oh, right, and Estonian :P

We don't have common with Korean. Just Estonian, Hungarian and russian minority languages like Karelia, Veps and Ingria.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-08-2011, 20:08:27
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/285066_10150263979728533_566688532_7843922_4660003_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 07-08-2011, 20:08:20
+ Driver SF     1st September/  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-08-2011, 20:08:59
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/285066_10150263979728533_566688532_7843922_4660003_n.jpg)

You forgot RO 2!  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 07-08-2011, 20:08:54
I'm only excited for Skyrim and The Old Republic so far. Maybe BF3, still iffy on it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-08-2011, 20:08:17
i stole the pic, did not have the epic paintz skillz to add our WW2 nurd games.

Her is another funny one.
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/185516_129526313807119_100002492520097_190830_3760798_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tuco on 07-08-2011, 20:08:34

Seriously, I may be stupid but this sounds pretty damn reasonable, can't see why it wouldn't work.
[/quote]
This guy thought the same
http://youtu.be/JteC5eNyMnM?t=6m24s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-08-2011, 02:08:51
(http://feelafraidcomic.com/comics/2011-02-18-minecraft-fire.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-08-2011, 02:08:15
(http://i.imgur.com/4TnFt.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 08-08-2011, 02:08:30
The only languages Finnish is close to are Hungarian and Korean....
*ahem*

Oh, right, and Estonian :P

We don't have common with Korean. Just Estonian, Hungarian and russian minority languages like Karelia, Veps and Ingria.

"The Korean language is classified as a member of the Ural-Altaic family (other members of this family include the Mongolian, Finnish, and Hungarian languages.)"

:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-08-2011, 03:08:12
Completely not a joke, but I did just spend the last 5mins is fits of laughter watching this, so whatever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm3YVtVO3eM&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-08-2011, 03:08:33
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp1qg8r9RL1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 08-08-2011, 04:08:45
Completely not a joke, but I did just spend the last 5mins is fits of laughter watching this, so whatever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm3YVtVO3eM&feature=feedu
hahahah! this one is awesome!
-That guy, that guy!
*run over a guy on moped*
-Never mind.Get away before he can complain!
Nearly died when i heard this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 08-08-2011, 04:08:01
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp1qg8r9RL1qewacoo1_500.jpg)

So damn true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-08-2011, 16:08:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgsKBAqHXF0&feature=related

great cover from doom 1/doom2 theme
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-08-2011, 20:08:01
(http://d.facdn.net/art/touei/1312763785.touei_space.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 08-08-2011, 21:08:43
Just talked with cleverbot. He's a strange guy.

(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3423/cleverbotr.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 08-08-2011, 21:08:30
^that made me fall on floor, laughing my ass off
Cleverbot can be sooo epic sometimes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-08-2011, 21:08:03
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252058_1947863052119_1108843623_31775544_8315453_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 08-08-2011, 21:08:49
Aw, fuck you. :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 08-08-2011, 22:08:13
Teletubbies are damn scary!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_OYuVbYLH4

...as the royal wedding!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-08-2011, 23:08:19
(http://i.imgur.com/gQOre.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hwPqG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dxMGM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SBbZg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/wXJnA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/AqCBO.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Y8qpH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/K33k1.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0OdtS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 08-08-2011, 23:08:04

(http://i.imgur.com/Y8qpH.jpg)


I always love CulpeoFox...he's one of my fave furry artists on Fur Affinity <3

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/culpeofox/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-08-2011, 23:08:33
I always love CulpeoFox...he's one of my fave furry artists on Fur Affinity <3
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/culpeofox/

Cupleofox? I thought it was Skia.
*Checks* DUAL accounts?! Madness!
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/skia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-08-2011, 23:08:31
(http://i.imgur.com/Y8qpHjpg)


I always love CulpeoFox...he's one of my fave furry artists on Fur Affinity <3

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/culpeofox/

Well shit, He is pretty damn good!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 08-08-2011, 23:08:25
fuck this furry shit...

this is so true...
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/8/ecd7b74b-6e9f-4610-9683-80ab2f86633a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 09-08-2011, 17:08:40
http://i.imgur.com/G3HAx.jpg

fuck imgur.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 09-08-2011, 22:08:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtkuvF7VbSQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 10-08-2011, 01:08:20
http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/09/the-krispy-kreme-burger/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2011, 02:08:35
(http://d.facdn.net/art/ex626akakeon/1283140759.ex626akakeon_furries.jpg)

Love me.
Hard.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-08-2011, 02:08:07
You cannot enforce love upon me, hairball.

I do however respect all people with a mental disability.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 10-08-2011, 02:08:41
(http://d.facdn.net/art/ex626akakeon/1283140759.ex626akakeon_furries.jpg)

Love me.
Hard.

(http://files.sharenator.com/kill_it_with_fire_RE_Some_funnies-s670x394-151259.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2011, 03:08:19
Your hate...it fuels me.
(http://mlblogsdiamondgirl55.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mr-burns-evil-laugh1.jpg?w=260&h=320)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-08-2011, 03:08:26
Now now children, play nicely.

Anyway, killing furries with fire is not something I'd reccomend, I mean, have you ever smelt burnt hair?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 10-08-2011, 05:08:23
What are "furries ???"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 10-08-2011, 07:08:53
What are "furries ???"

From Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-08-2011, 08:08:52
We rule, paws down.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 10-08-2011, 08:08:24
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98e_1312545065
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 10-08-2011, 09:08:17
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082011/1312893442_rioting_fail.gif)
Rioting fail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-08-2011, 10:08:57
Now now children, play nicely.

Anyway, killing furries with fire is not something I'd reccomend, I mean, have you ever smelt burnt hair?
I highly recommend it, the petrol smell overrules the burning hairs anyways. Definitely the most effective way to erase these creatures. Their screams of pain, they feed me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-08-2011, 12:08:20
just keep in mind

(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/members/1/408/407456/thumb_620x2000/FurryChart.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 10-08-2011, 14:08:08
(http://seasonalcrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/easterbunnyhate.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/xaxu08.jpg)
(http://operatorchan.org/n/arch/src/n80871_back-in-the-days-trolling-meant-something.jpg)
(http://files.sharenator.com/old_The_Art_of_Trolling-s500x500-128699-535.jpg)
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6933/sondm.jpg)
(http://captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/tmvlrsdyx-t.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 10-08-2011, 14:08:45
Wasn't he into tractors?  ;D

(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/953/748e648cf6905c0f1917f6339d376c43.gif)

Love the last one  :D

(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/146/6003368b3a7517a6c78406d487d13bfa.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-08-2011, 14:08:22
We rule, paws down.
:-X
I'm sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 10-08-2011, 15:08:32
It's all about make up

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/its_all_about_makeup.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-08-2011, 21:08:05
(http://i.imgur.com/3YFTG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qUNFe.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/B5P9s.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/veCBW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/unZON.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-08-2011, 03:08:41
(http://ballerinamafia.net/comics/20100929.jpg)

Of course, we all must strive to further stereotypes...
(http://ballerinamafia.net/comics/20110209.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 11-08-2011, 05:08:18
Am I supposed to laugh???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-08-2011, 06:08:35
Am I supposed to laugh???
i vomited in my mouth
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-08-2011, 06:08:19
Warrior managed to pick the worst ones to show non-furries from that comic. |:  Nice job....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-08-2011, 15:08:07
(http://macromeme.com/cat/white-people.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-08-2011, 16:08:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qekHvptT1w8

Moar white people

Legal in belgium
But not legal in your country :v
giggity giggity
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-08-2011, 16:08:34
Hey you're Belgian!  Have you ever seen In Bruges??!?!?!?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-08-2011, 17:08:32
Warrior managed to pick the worst ones to show non-furries from that comic. |:  Nice job....

Poo on you, I thought they were funny. >:|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-08-2011, 18:08:02
They were not funny.  Infact, shooting a cat with a water spray is never funny - unless you do it irl.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-08-2011, 18:08:08
Warrior managed to pick the worst ones to show non-furries from that comic. |:  Nice job....

Poo on you, I thought they were funny. >:|

To me they're funny, to non-furries, it's just gonna freak them out |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 11-08-2011, 18:08:38
Yea... :o xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-08-2011, 18:08:48
What do YOU do in you house?

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/just-what-i-do-in-the-rumpus-room.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-08-2011, 19:08:08
Now this one might be more to their liking.  Hard to say though :P

(http://ballerinamafia.net/comics/20101103.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-08-2011, 19:08:54
As a closet Arachnophobe, that didnt help any.

(http://i.imgur.com/XvBZL.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-08-2011, 19:08:52
Now this one might be more to their liking.  Hard to say though :P

But...that isn't funny! D:

Better:
(http://ballerinamafia.net/comics/20110711.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-08-2011, 20:08:56
I am afraid to say that not only have none of those 4 monstrosities made me even snigger slightly, they also look to have been drawn by a 5 year old.

Try something better next time:
(http://www.ozyandmillie.org/comics/om20010520.jpg)

Also:

(http://i.imgur.com/PuPn0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8iauV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Skdq6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 12-08-2011, 01:08:20
(http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/x7/id/r6/5548122110.jpg)
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/3557/original/yiff_in_hell.jpg)
(http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1313088611560.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-08-2011, 01:08:52
Aww, that's just mean! D:

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-no-matter-what.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-theres-your-problem.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 12-08-2011, 02:08:29
i still dont get whats a furry and why people dont like them
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 12-08-2011, 03:08:47
i still dont get whats a furry and why people dont like them

(http://images.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/IMG/IMG256/102059.jpg)
thats a furry. do you like him?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 12-08-2011, 03:08:00
Sexy  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-08-2011, 03:08:24
i still dont get whats a furry and why people dont like them

This is a furry:
(http://d.facdn.net/art/saeto15/1307053749.saeto15_pilotfox_portrait.jpg)

And people hate us because they are under the delusion that furries want to have sex with animals, which we don't. At least, that's really the only reason I can think of...
Now, me? People hate me because I'm awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-08-2011, 03:08:53
i still dont get whats a furry and why people dont like them
I find it's better to try not to understand and then to either roll with it or ignore it.

But laying down the law here: if you want to talk furry, take it to another thread/PMs.  I want to see stuff you found on the internet!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 12-08-2011, 04:08:25
ok, i found this in the internet!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7JcPBFdWw&feature=feedu

regular swidish meal ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-08-2011, 14:08:06
Apparently I'm not taken seriously :'(

Anyway

(http://i.imgur.com/963AO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IoCeL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dVBFQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/36LVV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ldPN9.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xUbcL.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 12-08-2011, 16:08:45
^the hell?
(http://www.photoblip.com/images/504/6735a146434d89c850565912a9df9ec6.jpg)
(http://www.photoblip.com/images/510/3657d77f1116db4091f569bbbccf9475.jpg)
(http://www.photoblip.com/images/871/6ce5f768f6d1cc2a1c0cb163efba74f2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 12-08-2011, 16:08:36
Oh Fuchs give the man some privacy. Don't be a douchebag and delete that.

anyway,

(http://i.imgur.com/6l1At.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 12-08-2011, 16:08:42
(http://www.mypicturemania.com/img/fun/best_crashes_and_stunts/best_crashes_and_stunts12.jpg)
(http://www.mypicturemania.com/img/fun/best_crashes_and_stunts/best_crashes_and_stunts7.jpg)

Tad old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbVW_QS2eE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-08-2011, 18:08:59
Im still trying to figure out how a guy breaking 3 vertebrae after a glider crash is funny...


and yes, even though the videos have been out barely a week, they are already old.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-08-2011, 00:08:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtr_LdacI2s&NR=1

Aristocats and TF2...

The heavybike steals the show

YATATATATATAYTATATATAPOOTISPOOTIS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 13-08-2011, 00:08:43
That was awesome, theta.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-08-2011, 03:08:32
MINECRAFT: The last Minecart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uyxVmdaJ-w&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_48779
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 13-08-2011, 03:08:37
Shit! I was about to post that!!! LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-08-2011, 13:08:22
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/282018_10150282467887630_685477629_7616033_4796532_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281299_10150255096111123_716951122_8053841_6371820_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/224448_1953112631659_1357977267_31767853_1927086_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 13-08-2011, 18:08:28
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110813.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-08-2011, 23:08:35
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262950_10150339887104680_708834679_9881324_6105558_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/292154_10150211293877537_623467536_6202933_2158330_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 14-08-2011, 00:08:45
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/women-women-demotivational-posters-1313243179.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-08-2011, 01:08:51
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpw0yp7byH1qj1epbo1_400.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 14-08-2011, 03:08:51
Time for your daily dose of NOPE NOPE NOPE!

(http://i.imgur.com/liFHS.gif)

I had considered just posting the link. Then I posted it and ran away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-08-2011, 07:08:48
Drew was on reddit today I see
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-08-2011, 09:08:30
Oh man, this guy can be so funny sometimes :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oNq2Ex333w

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292203_10150284903832630_685477629_7637726_6977916_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-08-2011, 19:08:01
My new shirt :)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262549_2268254663909_1174836754_32697974_6543020_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 14-08-2011, 20:08:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDI_F2HilBA&feature=player_embedded
In soviet somewhere rat hunts the cat!
Or maybe its just Chuck Norris of rats
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-08-2011, 21:08:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75UJb8ReY1M&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-08-2011, 01:08:55
(http://i.imgur.com/ZGmZc.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 15-08-2011, 04:08:56
XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 15-08-2011, 05:08:23
sad thing its true ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-08-2011, 06:08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/N8mZF.png)

I've got plans this weekend after reading this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 15-08-2011, 06:08:21
Is it a sandbox mod or something?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-08-2011, 07:08:32
Crysis? Oh no no no. Its a good game, go google it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 15-08-2011, 07:08:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75UJb8ReY1M&feature=related

While on the subject...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50V_LY-NyKE&feature=fvwrel

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 15-08-2011, 15:08:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDI_F2HilBA&feature=player_embedded
In soviet somewhere rat hunts the cat!
Or maybe its just Chuck Norris of rats

The top comments says that in Polish. XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 16-08-2011, 02:08:16
http://www.cracked.com/video_18300_the-5-most-baffling-moments-from-old-school-kids-game-shows.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 16-08-2011, 18:08:33
(http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/party-fails-put-on-a-happy-face-passed-out-bald-sharpie.jpg)
(http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/party-fails-dr-skrotumz-costume-party-moustache-balls-of-fury.jpg)
(http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/party-fails-poke-drinking-game-pokemon-drunk-team-rocket-pikachu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-08-2011, 19:08:54
(http://i.imgur.com/gbgC7.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/XY12r.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-08-2011, 22:08:53
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2980.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-08-2011, 10:08:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBo-669iJHg
admitted

thats origenal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtAJsiz4dGc&feature=related
funk dance for self defense
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 17-08-2011, 13:08:48
Went on knowyourmeme.com and rofl'ed after seeing this stuff (mostly the 60's spiderman).

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/110/272/tumblr_litkzaldnn1qghlk1o1_500.jpg?1301600745)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/757/barrel.jpg?1304986376)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/110/225/tumblr_lgt5qv0rxC1qafrh6.jpg?1301597634)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/110/247/tumblr_liuqy9w2QX1qh574co1_500.jpg?1301599493)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/419/hurryup.jpg?1304901751)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/131/971/1307580012001.jpg?1307590756)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/161/835/9370671.jpg?1313276565)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/161/529/1313208199001.png?1313211799)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/161/530/1313208199003.png?1313211830)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/158/774/lonely-computer-guy-loves-blue-waffles-photo-u1.jpg?1312634519)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/158/795/System32.png?1312635036)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/158/781/lonely-computer-guy-meets-a-nigerian-prince-photo-u1.jpg?1312634676)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/158/761/lonely-computer-guy-gets-lucky-photo-u1.jpg?1312633950)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/153/116/joke-image-SEEMS-LEGIT.jpg?1311477553)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/153/128/demotivational-posters-not-shopped.jpg?1311477946)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/153/257/legit.jpg?1311500731)

and last but not least - cleverbot

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/156/981/clvrbot.jpg?1312229694)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-08-2011, 13:08:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V2QSZtIgCI&NR=1

Win98 <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-08-2011, 13:08:37
Seriously, enough with the TF2 spoofs already.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 17-08-2011, 13:08:27
Went on knowyourmeme.com and rofl'ed after seeing this stuff (mostly the 60's spiderman).
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/153/116/joke-image-SEEMS-LEGIT.jpg?1311477553)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/153/128/demotivational-posters-not-shopped.jpg?1311477946)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/153/257/legit.jpg?1311500731)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/158/791/memes-net-noob-is-such-a-troll.jpg?1312634901)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-08-2011, 13:08:26
Seriously, enough with the TF2 spoofs already.
u mad?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 17-08-2011, 15:08:09
Seriously, enough with the TF2 spoofs already.
u mad?  ;D ;D

I'm mad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-08-2011, 15:08:41
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/faggot_dog.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 17-08-2011, 17:08:17
HAHAHA!...

..and more on creepy animals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7NrGjM2_s
this cat gives me the creeps in the end, but I can't stop laughing at it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-08-2011, 18:08:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfqLcgF9WBg&NR=1

Problem kapitalism?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-08-2011, 19:08:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfqLcgF9WBg&NR=1

Problem kapitalism?
We're all fucked, basically.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-08-2011, 19:08:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfqLcgF9WBg&NR=1

Problem kapitalism?
We're all fucked, basically.

I'm going to start building that underground bunker complex now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 17-08-2011, 19:08:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfqLcgF9WBg&NR=1

Problem kapitalism?
We're all fucked, basically.

Making this type of video has become a trend amongst every asshole with decent English :P No offense.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-08-2011, 21:08:21
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpo0y3Qzi61r1qajlo1_500.png)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpphnarhlg1r1qajlo1_500.png)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprz9kp8yx1r1qajlo1_400.png)
(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/8955045453/1/tumblr_lpz9p2kUjL1r1qajl)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq2gmbOB1S1r1qajlo1_500.png)
(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/8947868647/1/tumblr_lpyts0PVv81r1qajl)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprk1jBT9m1r1qajlo1_500.png)


(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpobddm5LB1r1qajlo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 17-08-2011, 21:08:52
FURRIE RAPE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-08-2011, 21:08:50
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298163_2047777950403_1123057968_31846069_363856_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292796_1901729378377_1095967838_31654714_1399064_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/228953_1901700657659_1095967838_31654649_7168883_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/296425_2157931801509_1642921349_32175836_4657080_n.jpg)

And to go with the riot theme.
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301687_1891890904805_1467498414_31619853_3884933_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-08-2011, 21:08:43
Applejack can take care of herself
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-08-2011, 23:08:14
(http://d.facdn.net/art/hobbitdragon/1263506869.hobbitdragon_jesus_christ_on_a_pogo_stick.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 17-08-2011, 23:08:51
Notch on his Tumblr about Bethesda trying to sue Mojang for naming their new game Scrolls  ::)
Quote
Hey, Bethesda! Let’s settle this!
I am back, and I am excited.

Marriage has been wonderful so far, and nobody sabotaged my computer while I was gone.

The only negative thing going on at this moment is the Scrolls trademark lawsuit nonsense, and I think I came up with the perfect solution:

Remember that scene in Game of Thrones where Tyrion chose a trial by battle in the Eyrie? Well, let’s do that instead!
I challenge Bethesda to a game of Quake 3. Three of our best warriors against three of your best warriors. We select one level, you select the other, we randomize the order. 20 minute matches, highest total frag count per team across both levels wins.

If we win, you drop the lawsuit.

If you win, we will change the name of Scrolls to something you’re fine with.

Regardless of the outcome, we could still have a small text somewhere saying our game is not related to your game series in any way, if you wish.

I am serious, by the way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 17-08-2011, 23:08:33
Just by posting something like this the guy had already won, the awesomeness award.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 17-08-2011, 23:08:56
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_000.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_002.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_003.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_004.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_005.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_006.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_007.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_010.jpg)
(http://www.rawsucker.com/media/7042_013.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: M00SE on 18-08-2011, 02:08:53
Johnny Clary explains how the KKK got outwitted by 1 guy  ;D

Don't flame me on the subject as this is just purely for the funny story involved and how the guy tells it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBwIRq_hmjg


btw..... he has confessed all to God and now does a lot of good work for the church and other people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 18-08-2011, 10:08:41
Good on him for changing I guess

Andrew Denton does a good show :) has had some great guests over the years

Some lol moments in that interview - it was a sort of light-hearted interview with a very serious underlining meaning which I think was portrayed pretty well
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 18-08-2011, 11:08:43
hah a great interview, I enjoed watching!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-08-2011, 00:08:07
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/8/4/12/weird-sexist-church-sign-15892-1312474159-24.jpg)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dar-thursday-42.jpg?w=500&h=690)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dar-thursday-23.jpg?w=500&h=343)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 19-08-2011, 01:08:33
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dar-thursday-23.jpg?w=500&h=343)

Seems legit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-08-2011, 05:08:08
(http://www.wtfux.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/5e667_demotivational-posters-seems-legit3.jpg)

This is common in rural area here too
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-seems-legit29.jpg)

(http://files.sharenator.com/naughty_memes_seems_legit2_look_at_this_fuckin_post_and_laugh-s500x2912-137637.jpg)

Seems legit.

(http://bronconationnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/legitimacy.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 19-08-2011, 12:08:14
New Dutch tv show in the making about our gangster rappers xD
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1656631/8c862767/holland_in_da_hood.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 19-08-2011, 13:08:14
wacht, is dit serieus:P?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 19-08-2011, 14:08:36
wacht, is dit serieus:P?
Well first everyone tought it was a viral but then Eyeworks productions confirmed it was real and starting @ the beginning of next year or something. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 19-08-2011, 17:08:54
love this series!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayPD0U_FO4Y&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-08-2011, 17:08:37
TotalBiscuit explores the world of angry beavers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk92L4kSqdk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-08-2011, 21:08:24
TotalBiscuit explores the world of angry beavers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk92L4kSqdk
awe-some
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-08-2011, 22:08:29
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/297246_10150411185902519_788597518_10748536_1721576_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-08-2011, 22:08:55
both :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 20-08-2011, 01:08:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjUKwoHUyw&feature=player_embedded
so much sarcasm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 20-08-2011, 02:08:29
(http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/pokmon-its-like-a-cloyster-right.jpg)

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-how-to-be-a-bad-parent.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-08-2011, 08:08:48
Creepiness on a whole new level:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haaBbyW3wts
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-08-2011, 10:08:18
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_2041a.html

Pffft, that is photoshoped.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-08-2011, 11:08:28
This one isn't!

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/049/795/1265410102656.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-08-2011, 11:08:12
A rather amusing advertisement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvgYAwDORo4

Cool party idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBCmt_pJTRA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Warior135 on 20-08-2011, 13:08:08
A Man goes into the doctors he says:

Man: doctor i broke my arm in two places

Doc: well dont go to those two places then

:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 20-08-2011, 16:08:44
Woow nice legs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 20-08-2011, 19:08:48
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_2041a.html

Pffft, that is photoshoped.

http://www.dragon-ball-z.eu/these/Delires-Cosmiques.en.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-08-2011, 21:08:38
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/great-chive-photos-6.jpg?w=500&h=1500)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/great-chive-photos-17.jpg?w=500&h=281)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/great-chive-photos-7.jpg?w=500&h=1158)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 20-08-2011, 21:08:08
I always love those star wars/ww2 pics
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 20-08-2011, 22:08:34
Do as the video says.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg&feature=relmfu

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 20-08-2011, 22:08:19
Meanwhile in Poland
(http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi10387/28709ab60024ec50461ce0dd/0/mini%20czolg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 20-08-2011, 23:08:22
Not as bad as the "Fur car" that was posted in the FHA forums  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-08-2011, 23:08:33
So i go to hell, don't care, found this good.
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316276_2313953485186_1139895823_32785747_7661662_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313885_135802119847500_100002531390537_198697_2263089_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 21-08-2011, 00:08:49
First one is so true.  Instead of Arabians they can enroll more tall blond blue-eyed men again. With evil German accent, bitte.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-08-2011, 01:08:44
http://dagobah.net/flash/Pony_Thread_Simulator.swf

And thats why humanity is Doomed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 21-08-2011, 01:08:50
I just love this one. Makes me want to play PR, but then when I start it, I just remember it is awfully boring 70% of the time..
http://youtu.be/p1ZPqFQP6gE

These deserve an Oscar:
http://youtu.be/D6gk04xzN3U

A must see for every Pulp Fiction fan:
http://youtu.be/uSyQFmARD10
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 21-08-2011, 03:08:35
The sloth and its problem with the road:
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/faultier_ueber_die_strasse_helfen (http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/faultier_ueber_die_strasse_helfen)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-08-2011, 04:08:40
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/greatballoonoffirep1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 21-08-2011, 04:08:28
What gas did that guy use?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eglaerinion on 21-08-2011, 08:08:38
First one is so true.  Instead of Arabians they can enroll more tall blond blue-eyed men again. With evil German accent, bitte.
Hans Gruber!

Yes he was played by a British actor (Alan Rickman) and not blonde haired but he was very good.

What gas did that guy use?
Lighter fuel probably.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-08-2011, 10:08:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXEBjxjrBqA&feature=feedu

My monthly paycheck to have sex with this girl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-08-2011, 13:08:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXEBjxjrBqA&feature=feedu

My monthly paycheck to have sex with this girl
Its take a special kind of crazy to become Boxxy, it takes that little bit more to still be doing the exact same shit several years later.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-08-2011, 14:08:47
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315460_250847724946758_100000645976096_871683_4920640_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-08-2011, 15:08:21
so then Mp-40 is ultra entertaining!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 21-08-2011, 15:08:38
MP44 is orgasmic then  ;D

This:

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e762_icade.jpg)

Quote
Enter the iCADE iPad Arcade Cabinet! To use the iCade, gently slide the iPad into the cradle. The iCADE uses Bluetooth to connect to the iPad so there's nothing else you need to do. You're ready to "insert coin" and game on!

To bring the iCADE to life, ThinkGeek has partnered with ION. Atari, the first name in classic arcade games, also signed up to bring a huge suite of classic arcade titles including Asteroids® to market with iCADE support built right in. When released, a friendly API will be made available to developers to add iCADE support to almost any game

http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/retro-gaming/e762/?pfm=homepage_Featured_3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-08-2011, 15:08:38
so then Mp-40 is ultra entertaining!

Lets not start with MP44

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309832_2315407081525_1139895823_32787391_4456151_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305843_2315399761342_1139895823_32787388_3359712_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301738_2315399481335_1139895823_32787387_2421357_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317314_2315398401308_1139895823_32787385_7025027_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316031_2315392721166_1139895823_32787378_1300907_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/319589_2315390641114_1139895823_32787374_709194_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/311892_10150263449931123_716951122_8139588_2900414_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-08-2011, 17:08:50
-What does a priest and a silver medalist have in common?



-They both came in a little behind.


harr harr
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-08-2011, 17:08:03
(http://i.imgur.com/tkDzY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tv6PH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RDCwK.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/VEUbR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DRMos.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Paf10.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ag8g5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dCXy9.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-08-2011, 21:08:42
Mouth of Sauron sings Ding Dong Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ot9JtiHhiU


The Lord of the Rings: Theoden Says "Ham"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCHXEpi0v0w


Saruman being a smartass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWkq1yo_YY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-08-2011, 22:08:39
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/295712_2082238967984_1005362394_31975711_1265533_n.jpg)
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/311055_2082237807955_1005362394_31975710_7774420_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/296390_101767663263137_100002897107489_7141_1554687_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316031_2315392721166_1139895823_32787378_1300907_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-08-2011, 05:08:05
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/042/098/1267665551149.png?1267666966)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 22-08-2011, 09:08:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuOCtwYkE3Q


omg it was old :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U
That was so cold. (slightly graphic, skater falling)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 22-08-2011, 13:08:39
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-facebook-fails-potty-mouths1.jpg)

(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-facebook-fails-god-math.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 22-08-2011, 15:08:54
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/how_we_see_others.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-08-2011, 16:08:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcqPpKq5Qhk&feature=relmfu

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tumblr_lex3s2cgqn1qe0eclo1_r9_500.gif?w=500&h=322)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-bizarre-signs-18.jpg?w=500&h=668)

If you know what that's referencing, you get a cookie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-08-2011, 17:08:35
(http://i.imgur.com/kvgFq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 23-08-2011, 18:08:09
If you know what that's referencing, you get a cookie.

Must be alcohol beverages, but specifically dunno. Must be ethanol or something with higher concentration?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-08-2011, 18:08:08
What no beer for those poor guys? ^^
(http://i.imgur.com/kvgFq.jpg)

Come on! That is a triple A precision waterlanding!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-08-2011, 19:08:39
Whoops.
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-anthem-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 23-08-2011, 19:08:59
Wait, what the flying fuck?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 23-08-2011, 20:08:57
Wait, what the flying fuck?

Well, we've fucked up just about everything we can with the olympics so far...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-08-2011, 23:08:08
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/43915/slide_43915_330702_large.jpg)
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/43915/slide_43915_334395_large.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2011, 11:08:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoAP10uKTk&feature=feedu

no more watermelon insurgency
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 24-08-2011, 11:08:42
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/43915/slide_43915_330702_large.jpg)

Quote
"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door"


Drop the burrito or we'll blow your f-ing head off!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2011, 11:08:13
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/43915/slide_43915_330702_large.jpg)

Quote
"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door"


Drop the burrito or we'll blow your f-ing head off!
I would put up such an epic trollface when they opend up the wrapper..  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 24-08-2011, 12:08:31
Drop the burrito weapon or we'll blow your f-ing head off!

[Kid takes bite from burrito]

Holy shit! The kid has removed the safety pin!

FIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 24-08-2011, 15:08:51
Do it well with your mattel!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fJ22So0pDSo/TRy_8YnmnrI/AAAAAAAAAeI/VklwJXl6kLg/s1600/mattelm16.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 24-08-2011, 15:08:14
Ah, my favorite toys when I was a kid were always the guns. The AK-47 I had <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-08-2011, 17:08:40
The ones where you pulled back the hammer were the best, but I also had one that triggered a spinning wheel that sent out sparks through the cartridge ejection port thingie--I seem to have lost my words today.

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tuesday-dar-421.jpg?w=500&h=444)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tuesday-dar-291.jpg?w=500&h=418)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tumblr_lqaabklnzh1qea1mxo1_400.gif?w=300&h=166)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2011, 18:08:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sQFx_e_0jc&feature=player_embedded

WAKE UP SON
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 24-08-2011, 19:08:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sQFx_e_0jc&feature=player_embedded

WAKE UP SON

That is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 24-08-2011, 19:08:53
Want to see awesome?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=potsGTNZldA

I want to be a firefighter...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-08-2011, 20:08:53
(http://i.imgur.com/9hmCR.gif)
House music

(http://i.imgur.com/NVtfR.gif)
Still the funniest bit in this film
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-08-2011, 23:08:38
Belgian mayor has been caught having sex on a tower :P.
The video was actually been put on youtube 2 years ago, but she has been identified by journalists today. Its not pornographic (they have their clothes on), but you can see they have sex 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZdUcWzhz0

(the mayor is the female)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 24-08-2011, 23:08:08
^ omg!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2011, 23:08:24
Belgian mayor has been caught having sex on a tower :P.
The video was actually been put on youtube 2 years ago, but she has been identified by journalists today. Its not pornographic (they have their clothes on), but you can see they have sex 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZdUcWzhz0

(the mayor is the female)
Meanwhile in Aalst

Better download this, this video is getting removed by the minute
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-08-2011, 23:08:38
she's tried to get it off the web all day.

Turns out there are more movies getting uploaded each hour on youtube then there are getting removed.

To late to stop this now :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 24-08-2011, 23:08:24
Hahhahaha best comment ever "Luke Skywalker gets shagged"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2011, 23:08:43
she's tried to get it off the web all day.

Turns out there are more movies getting uploaded each hour on youtube then there are getting removed.

To late to stop this now :P
ZHERE IS NO STOPPING DIE INTERNETZ!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 25-08-2011, 00:08:28
Belgian mayor has been caught having sex on a tower :P.
The video was actually been put on youtube 2 years ago, but she has been identified by journalists today. Its not pornographic (they have their clothes on), but you can see they have sex 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZdUcWzhz0

(the mayor is the female)

Love how he pulls it out and smells his hand at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZdUcWzhz0&feature=player_detailpage#t=55s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 25-08-2011, 01:08:25
Upper Class Riot:
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/6106/anarchyj.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 25-08-2011, 02:08:26
Statler and waldorf (excellent)  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14njUwJUg1I) ;D

Milton Berle Vs. Statler & Waldorf  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx3QAV64M)  :D


*ok  ok, maybe it's the drink  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-08-2011, 03:08:27
(http://i.imgur.com/jhjSs.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Eyas5.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/QKPhy.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-08-2011, 05:08:52
(http://i.imgur.com/5HMrs.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 25-08-2011, 05:08:32
Whoops.
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-anthem-fail.jpg)


Youtube :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uVjD_iL5bA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 25-08-2011, 06:08:40
God, the Germans have so much sand in their vaginas.

Anyways:

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/254733_2372803683711_1359091170_2769549_4253629_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 25-08-2011, 07:08:16
Belgian mayor has been caught having sex on a tower :P.
The video was actually been put on youtube 2 years ago, but she has been identified by journalists today. Its not pornographic (they have their clothes on), but you can see they have sex 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZdUcWzhz0

(the mayor is the female)
Meanwhile in Aalst

Better download this, this video is getting removed by the minute

Good morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcBw5dahd5c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 25-08-2011, 13:08:11
MILF ? (Mayors I like to F...) Only in Belgium

(http://www.managermagazines.be/wp-content/uploads/vm20-4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 25-08-2011, 15:08:08
God, the Germans have so much sand in their vaginas.

Anyways:

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/254733_2372803683711_135091170_2769549_4253629_n.jpg)

That is AWESOME! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2011, 15:08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/jhjSs.png)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9pQ9toO7A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-08-2011, 16:08:00
(http://i.imgur.com/WPRix.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Pg07m.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dD754.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-08-2011, 19:08:57
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-21.jpg?w=500&h=643)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-1.jpg?w=500&h=1396)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bsnwr.gif?w=256&h=182)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/aaaaaa1.jpg?w=500&h=545)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 25-08-2011, 20:08:34
THOSE ARE TOOO Funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 25-08-2011, 20:08:58
(http://i.imgur.com/iv2OL.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-08-2011, 22:08:21
Live-Action Portal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drucg1A6Xk&feature=channel_video_title
Metallica--with KAZOOS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC65ufGUvKM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-08-2011, 00:08:26
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpx3crT0E31qjvsoxo1_400.png)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpx3crT0E31qjvsoxo2_r1_400.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 26-08-2011, 00:08:08

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-1.jpg?w=500&h=1396)


Somehow I missed this. Gotta be some prank. Still great.  ;D Video:

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0XW5Q9fDlo1N4unE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-08-2011, 00:08:00
i'de hit that girl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 26-08-2011, 01:08:11
I liked this LOL  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 26-08-2011, 01:08:23

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-1.jpg?w=500&h=1396)


Somehow I missed this. Gotta be some prank. Still great.  ;D Video:

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0XW5Q9fDlo1N4unE


Yeah, it was a fake interview :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-08-2011, 03:08:08
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/02/ralphwatchsex.jpg)
When I first saw Ralph Pootawn. My god.  I nearly choked to death because I was laughing so hard. It still makes me chuckle

Pokemon, but with animals!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNr8yM9CUYc
part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcg5n2UVMss&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 26-08-2011, 03:08:07
Vtec Kicked in Yo !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVwq27De4NI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-08-2011, 03:08:09


Pokemon, but with animals!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNr8yM9CUYc
part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcg5n2UVMss&feature=relmfu
Now thats fucking funny.

Vtec Kicked in Yo !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVwq27De4NI
THAT is fucking annoying.


Anyway:
(http://i.imgur.com/FMWhk.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-08-2011, 17:08:31
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-its-not-a-skirt.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-black-gold.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-meanwhile5.jpg)

...and there's nothing about Wales because apparently nobody cares about it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-08-2011, 17:08:53
(http://ocw.usu.edu/University_Extension/sheep-and-lambing-management/sheep.jpg)

What did you say about Wales? Come again?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-08-2011, 19:08:26
(http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-small-chihuahua-big-dogs.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 26-08-2011, 20:08:44
LOL, WTF... Tourettes guy. xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 26-08-2011, 21:08:27
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/212980_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 26-08-2011, 21:08:21
ROTFLOL!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-08-2011, 02:08:19
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tumblr_lbql4ubecq1qd7m1so1_500.gif?w=500&h=267)

My experience in Europe:
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/you-are-stuck-181.jpg?w=500&h=373)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Archimonday on 27-08-2011, 02:08:53
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tumblr_lbql4ubecq1qd7m1so1_500.gif?w=500&h=267)

With that hair he kinda looks like Rachel Weisz.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 27-08-2011, 11:08:54
Darn.. a bit too big for this forum (we should do something about that..)
Link instead ..

Potential for a good movie? ^^
http://www.spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chinese-lantern-on-black2.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2011, 14:08:37
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304543_10150287136628159_568088158_7865853_1814466_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316749_10150287136328159_568088158_7865850_7522081_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-08-2011, 15:08:30
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320454_10150291662442086_775637085_7608420_4133617_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/304630_2208282639554_1022083895_2624134_5988338_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 27-08-2011, 15:08:50
Escape from city 17 Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ixFf4ljuCg&feature=relmfu

Escape from city 17 Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lyUNs7eNhs&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-08-2011, 17:08:09
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/funny-foreigners-10.jpg?w=500&h=375)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/funny-foreigners-15.jpg?w=500)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/randoms-for-thurs-5.jpg?w=500&h=363)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 27-08-2011, 17:08:48
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320454_10150291662442086_775637085_7608420_4133617_n.jpg)

And the funny thing is what?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2011, 17:08:36
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320454_10150291662442086_775637085_7608420_4133617_n.jpg)

And the funny thing is what?
plz fck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 27-08-2011, 17:08:34
There we go ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 27-08-2011, 17:08:06
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2LcfXlWzWYXbwtbZTrq17BLU-LOI39jP08381GAEmGo9SbNsfqg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-08-2011, 17:08:57
(http://thechive.com/2010/10/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-38-photos-8/randoms-mon-today-16/)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/randoms-hq-friday-4.jpg?w=920&h=669)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/funny-hilarious-pics1.jpg?w=500&h=393)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-08-2011, 17:08:02
Left - Right.

True, some women actually need that. My mother is a good driver, she swears at other women etc., but still she has a hard time relating the left side to the word left and obviously the right side to the word right. Female colleague of mine also got this.

Another reason why female driving should be banned!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2011, 18:08:30
i once drove along with a female friend of mine

To the left now i said

so she turns to the right into a tree...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 27-08-2011, 18:08:38
The best part is...it has been statistically proven, over and over, that women drivers are worse, and asian women drivers THE worst....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-08-2011, 18:08:18
Obviously, I think everyone with a driver license can testify to that. One group however is even worse. The elderly people! Or people who drive like they are 90-years old.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2011, 18:08:52
Obviously, I think everyone with a driver license can testify to that. One group however is even worse. The elderly people! Or people who drive like they are 90-years old.
^this aswel

I do have to say i am a carefull driver. But in those terms, i mean, i will always respect the speed limits. I will never go beyond them

BUT also never underneath them

It only takes ONE person who drives slower then he should to start a 100KM Traffic jam in belgium
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-08-2011, 18:08:05
The best part is...it has been statistically proven, over and over, that women drivers are worse, and asian women drivers THE worst.... [citation needed]
Is it that why always when someone crashes 200 km/h into a tree or a rock and kills everyone in the car it's a man driving?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-08-2011, 18:08:41
@ the above:

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/11/0396c821-fe2e-409c-9b5d-1cee6cfa114a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 27-08-2011, 18:08:58
The best part is...it has been statistically proven, over and over, that women drivers are worse, and asian women drivers THE worst.... [citation needed]
Is it that why always when someone crashes 200 km/h into a tree or a rock and kills everyone in the car it's a man driving?

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/08/women_drivers_crash_men.php
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 27-08-2011, 18:08:27
Dont forget the dutch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KomL37-OKWo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 27-08-2011, 18:08:51
I think the problem is men crash less often, but crashes are a lot worse ("imaa best drivor in da world! imma go over the speed limitz!"
While women crash because of "my leg slipped off the clutch" or "i was looking the other way" reasons etc..

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 27-08-2011, 18:08:01
I think the problem is men crash less often, but crashes are a lot worse ("imaa best drivor in da world! imma go over the speed limitz!"
While women crash because of "my leg slipped off the clutch" or "i was looking the other way" reasons etc..

Bingo :P  Men will push the limit (hell, I speed 10-20mph over the speed limit normally  on city streets, if traffic is clear enough), but women seem to be...in another world instead of focusing on driving.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2011, 19:08:21
But many woman, and i speak from experience, have the attitude of=The traffic needs to adjust to ME

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-08-2011, 19:08:26
Dont forget the dutch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KomL37-OKWo
Fact: I have seen more German caravans than Dutch ones during my trip. Hotel above all though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-08-2011, 19:08:43
The best part is...it has been statistically proven, over and over, that women drivers are worse, and asian women drivers THE worst.... [citation needed]
Is it that why always when someone crashes 200 km/h into a tree or a rock and kills everyone in the car it's a man driving?

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/08/women_drivers_crash_men.php
A biassed attempt of a witty blogging on LA Weekly site, and without any references or sources.

Yeah, that is actually something funny you found on the internet.


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 27-08-2011, 19:08:10
I agree with Thor here, a blog doesn't count as an actual source in my book.


But I'm positive anybody who would get into the passenger seat of the car with my mom driving would definitely see women drivers as crazy. I've never feared for my life as much as I have while she drives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 27-08-2011, 19:08:57
I think the problem is men crash less often, but crashes are a lot worse ("imaa best drivor in da world! imma go over the speed limitz!"
While women crash because of "my leg slipped off the clutch" or "i was looking the other way" reasons etc..

Bingo :P  Men will push the limit (hell, I speed 10-20mph over the speed limit normally  on city streets, if traffic is clear enough), but women seem to be...in another world instead of focusing on driving.

I dont like your "bingo" its like you truly believe everything your saying.

Btw im shit at left and right to, and east west north and south, and i cant read a fucking map. Im a good listener though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 27-08-2011, 22:08:15
Hasn't it been proven that whilst women are better multi-taskers, they lack the same levels of spatial awareness as men?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4406176.stm

This article pretty much backs up what Musti said about the different kinds of crashes that men and women have.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 27-08-2011, 22:08:14
Also, woman don't have a sense of humour.
Interesting and true article by hitchens:

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2011, 22:08:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ71AVFVFdU
what a bastard
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 27-08-2011, 22:08:26
On whole female drivers subjects.
In 2006 77,3% of all fatalities in traffic accidents in Europe where male and 22,7% female. I don't have access to newer statistics unfortunately but the 75-25 should still apply today.

The point being, women might not be better drivers than men, especially when it comes to parking and such, but they are definitely much safer drivers.

The same actually applies for the elderly: the likelyhood of causing a fatal accident when driving is reduced as we get older.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-08-2011, 23:08:09
And 75% of drivers are male and 25% of drivers are female?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 28-08-2011, 00:08:34
you hear that often in the news, that women are supposedly better car drivers. however they arent, i can tell you that from my own experience (mother, little sister and girlfriends) - and im sure you can too (see previous comments).

the thing is that they are driving rather slowly, dont take any risks and are rather indulgent - which makes them "better" car-drivers in the way that they have less accidents, however they arent skilled drivers. actually all women i know cant shift properly and you want to cry when you hear them totally screwing up the motor.

its just that men take more risks in traffic.

Frau am Steuer, Ungeheuer!  :P

and to stay on topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrI3GjiS2Sk

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-08-2011, 04:08:41
(http://i.imgur.com/pvy2j.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 28-08-2011, 04:08:05
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-08/1236527119496.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 28-08-2011, 06:08:31
Indeed, WTF?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-08-2011, 17:08:55
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320155_10150274934113640_745158639_7763163_7462307_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/308160_10150274934013640_745158639_7763162_1295220_n.jpg)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304626_10150274860418640_745158639_7762028_5969214_n.jpg)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316898_10150274933918640_745158639_7763161_6882904_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304824_10150274933838640_745158639_7763160_2412890_n.jpg)
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305149_10150274933803640_745158639_7763159_6328262_n.jpg)
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302073_10150274872743640_745158639_7762247_3502176_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 28-08-2011, 18:08:25
Not necessarily a joke, but still quite funny all the same:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18417_9-famous-movie-villains-who-were-right-all-along.html

9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 28-08-2011, 18:08:29
Have you just found cracked recently?

Anyway, my mother and sister... they are better to some male drivers I know. The thing about these male drivers is that, they are ricers and tune the audio a lot, probably neglecting the situational awareness a bit.

(http://www.titantalk.com/forums/attachments/titan-faq-howto-area/16733d1127772824-test-ricer-gauge2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-08-2011, 21:08:37
(http://i.imgur.com/45nID.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 28-08-2011, 22:08:22
Have you just found cracked recently?

Found it ages ago, first time ive linked something from there in a long while.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LtJimmy on 29-08-2011, 06:08:28
This takes a little reading but I found it rather amusing:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/6SDLSP/www.27bslash6.com/easter.html%253F1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 29-08-2011, 07:08:21
Very good read :) Full of lolz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2011, 17:08:24
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/swordguitar.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-08-2011, 19:08:36
Some Belgian statistics about drivers.

23% are female drivers.
25% fatalities are woman
34% of Seriously injured people are woman
42% of mildly injured people are woman

42% of dead pedestrians are woman.
29% of dead cyclists are woman.

Statistics gathered between 1995 and 2009 in witch there where 16.465 fatalities,  116.555 seriously injured and 748.645 mildly injured.

Keep in mind, you don't have to drive to die by a car.

Personal Conclusion: Men are more reckless and cause big crashes, but woman seem to couse more small incidents
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 29-08-2011, 19:08:58
That's not funny at all.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 29-08-2011, 19:08:18
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/disguised_sean_connery.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-08-2011, 19:08:57
That's not funny at all.  :-\

It is just to settle the Man vs woman driving argument a few pages ago. Nothing beats statistics gathered over a 14 year timespan i think.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-08-2011, 20:08:40
That's not funny at all.  :-\
This thread was originally 'I went on the internet and I found this', a dumping spot for all kinds of interesting/weird/whatever stuff you found. It was merged with 'The Joke Thread'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 29-08-2011, 20:08:50
Did lighting just show emotion?  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2011, 20:08:41
Did lighting just show emotion?  :o

No, he's just getting your hopes up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 29-08-2011, 20:08:07
(http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/pokmon-its-like-a-cloyster-right.jpg)
(http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/pokmon-ow.jpg)
(http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pokmon-i-knew-they-were-real.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2011, 21:08:40
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/545/pringleswai.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-08-2011, 21:08:35
So I've finally finished my Pokémon drinking game.  You will need a pint glass and some alcohol to fill it, as well as a working internet connection.  Take it in turns to enter the name of a character or pokémon into google image search (safe search off).  You then down 1/n of your glass, where n is the number of the page on which the first Rule 34 image appears.

I've not tested this, but I expect it is hard to remain sober for more than 2 minutes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2011, 21:08:06
So I've finally finished my Pokémon drinking game.  You will need a pint glass and some alcohol to fill it, as well as a working internet connection.  Take it in turns to enter the name of a character or pokémon into google image search (safe search off).  You then down 1/n of your glass, where n is the number of the page on which the first Rule 34 image appears.

I've not tested this, but I expect it is hard to remain sober for more than 2 minutes.

Google'd the only pokémon I know; Pikachu. After finding nothing all the way over at page 15 I gave up.




...unless you count this:

(http://backyardzoologist.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/pikachu-nursing.jpg)

Mostly just creepy, though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-08-2011, 21:08:27
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/308824_2393207152402_1317620917_32881412_2060745_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320420_1930808790911_1262972631_31675808_1900736_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/313139_2335101013861_1139895823_32812633_3824837_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 29-08-2011, 21:08:05
LOL Those are good!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-08-2011, 22:08:21
So I've finally finished my Pokémon drinking game.  You will need a pint glass and some alcohol to fill it, as well as a working internet connection.  Take it in turns to enter the name of a character or pokémon into google image search (safe search off).  You then down 1/n of your glass, where n is the number of the page on which the first Rule 34 image appears.

I've not tested this, but I expect it is hard to remain sober for more than 2 minutes.

Google'd the only pokémon I know; Pikachu. After finding nothing all the way over at page 15 I gave up.
H'mm, maybe another clause should be added.

Max 10 pages and qualification goes to any pic that makes you go 'wtf' ('wtf Japan' is worth double).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-08-2011, 22:08:18
Good idea, though am I the only one for whom Google images has been updated? I don't chang pages anymore, but just scroll down and got a 'limitless' page of pics.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-08-2011, 22:08:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klapCxTouQs&feature=related
Meet the pistol shrimp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-08-2011, 22:08:42
Good idea, though am I the only one for whom Google images has been updated? I don't chang pages anymore, but just scroll down and got a 'limitless' page of pics.
You on that silly Mac of yours?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-08-2011, 00:08:35
It is the same for me on Chrome, on this PC o mine
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2011, 00:08:25
Good idea, though am I the only one for whom Google images has been updated? I don't chang pages anymore, but just scroll down and got a 'limitless' page of pics.
Google chrome has had that for ages :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 30-08-2011, 00:08:25
Same for eregular google on my PC.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-08-2011, 00:08:01
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/monday-randoms-34.jpg?w=500&h=348)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/monday-randoms-10.jpg?w=500&h=841)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/monday-randoms-0.jpg?w=500&h=375)
....whaaa?

Thank god...the nightmare is over.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/577696
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 30-08-2011, 00:08:07
...am I the only one for whom Google images has been updated? I don't chang pages anymore, but just scroll down and got a 'limitless' page of pics.

You on that silly Mac of yours?

It is the same for me on Chrome, on this PC o mine

Google chrome has had that for ages :/

Same for eregular google on my PC.

Then all those Linux based opera users searching pictures on google must be pretty jealous now, ehh? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 30-08-2011, 01:08:20

Thank god...the nightmare is over.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/577696

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8hQJ_JAcdI

Much better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2011, 01:08:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV8XStTDyA4

The scout salmon! So fucking awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 30-08-2011, 01:08:53
...am I the only one for whom Google images has been updated? I don't chang pages anymore, but just scroll down and got a 'limitless' page of pics.

You on that silly Mac of yours?

It is the same for me on Chrome, on this PC o mine

Google chrome has had that for ages :/

Same for eregular google on my PC.

Then all those Linux based opera users searching pictures on google must be pretty jealous now, ehh? ;D

Not really. I prefer the pages to be honest. And I have the scrolling thing on my Macbook with Firefox.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 30-08-2011, 05:08:08
I just shot myself LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paxk_LPmdMI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 30-08-2011, 05:08:27
...am I the only one for whom Google images has been updated? I don't chang pages anymore, but just scroll down and got a 'limitless' page of pics.

You on that silly Mac of yours?

It is the same for me on Chrome, on this PC o mine

Google chrome has had that for ages :/

Same for eregular google on my PC.

Then all those Linux based opera users searching pictures on google must be pretty jealous now, ehh? ;D

It's the same in ALL browsers. FF, Opera, Chrome, etc.

And you can still see the page number in between the images every ~30 image or so.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 30-08-2011, 13:08:30
(http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/87/33/87330e_2546785.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2011, 19:08:23
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-best-trick-shot-ever.gif)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-how-christian-of-them.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-08-2011, 19:08:26
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/these-people-exist-18.jpg?w=500&h=651)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-08-2011, 20:08:59
(http://i.imgur.com/wZduk.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-08-2011, 20:08:00
But wait EU...that's anthropomorphic artwork, and duly, furry!  How can you possibly like that :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 30-08-2011, 20:08:54
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Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 30-08-2011, 21:08:33
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/08/fdfeb127428476757478dc4221ba0a16.jpg?1314709795)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-08-2011, 21:08:28
I love the Red Dwarf one at the end. xD


But wait EU...that's anthropomorphic artwork, and duly, furry!  How can you possibly like that :O

EDIT: 5,000th post in this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 30-08-2011, 22:08:25
. . . . . . . . . .,`. . .`--'..
. . . . . . . . . .,. . . . . .~ .`- .
. . . . . . . . . ,'. . . . . . . .o. .o__
. . . . . . . . _l. . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . _. '`~-.. . . . . . . . . .,'
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That is not even funny... Not at all... :\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 30-08-2011, 22:08:19
sry, im german. whats this thing you call humor? oh, and i found it on the internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2011, 22:08:37
Pooh bear with a penis?

humour?

If your ability to win wars is as good as your humour? right!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-08-2011, 22:08:42
I don't get it....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 30-08-2011, 22:08:36
Pooh bear with a penis?

humour?
well, i laughed a bit when someone sent me this. you obviously dont like it. so what? i for example dont like your manga stuff and those ponies. who cares?

If your ability to win wars is as good as your humour? right!
and that is the joke of the day?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2011, 22:08:05
i know, i wassent joking, i was telling the truth 


(http://cdn3.sbnation.com/profile_images/186786/trollface_tiny.jpg)
Sorry i needed to unleash my daily dosis of german bias

it rised to much when i holded a MP43 today, One of the first ever made of the STG44 line. Only a thousand or  2 made, i helded no 861

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/312705_262759560415325_100000438503655_934003_975825_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-08-2011, 23:08:00
But wait EU...that's anthropomorphic artwork, and duly, furry!  How can you possibly like that :O
Because it was funny.

Also, Thomas the Tank Engine is anthropomorphic, but I think you'd be hard pressed to claim that that was furry ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-08-2011, 23:08:05
But wait EU...that's anthropomorphic artwork, and duly, furry!  How can you possibly like that :O
Because it was funny.

Also, Thomas the Tank Engine is anthropomorphic, but I think you'd be hard pressed to claim that that was furry ;)

Well, furry only applies to anthropomorphic animals.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 30-08-2011, 23:08:38
So he enjoyed a funny picture of lions... That makes him furry?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-08-2011, 23:08:30
So he enjoyed a funny picture of lions... That makes him furry?
YES.
[/sarcasm]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 31-08-2011, 00:08:00
But wait EU...that's anthropomorphic artwork, and duly, furry!  How can you possibly like that :O
Because it was funny.

Also, Thomas the Tank Engine is anthropomorphic, but I think you'd be hard pressed to claim that that was furry ;)

http://d.facdn.net/art/joel-the-swedish-dragon/1293363579.joel-the-swedish-dragon_my_old_day_dream_today_-_casey_joe.png

ASK, AND YEE SHALL RECIEVE.

Never, ever, underestimate the power of the internetz. That took just about a minute of looking to find. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 31-08-2011, 00:08:12
OH GOD. Kill it with fire.

Anyway.

British steam locomotives > American Steam Locomotives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 31-08-2011, 00:08:15
I loved Thomas the tank engine! :D I mean I LOVED that show!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 31-08-2011, 00:08:54
...am I the only one for whom Google images has been updated? I don't chang pages anymore, but just scroll down and got a 'limitless' page of pics.

You on that silly Mac of yours?

It is the same for me on Chrome, on this PC o mine

Google chrome has had that for ages :/

Same for eregular google on my PC.

Then all those Linux based opera users searching pictures on google must be pretty jealous now, ehh? ;D

Not really. I prefer the pages to be honest. And I have the scrolling thing on my Macbook with Firefox.

It's the same in ALL browsers. FF, Opera, Chrome, etc.

And you can still see the page number in between the images every ~30 image or so.

Lies. Buy a new Iphone for ultimate web content.  ;D


In soviet russia cat owns dogz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMUUIisvnjY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMUUIisvnjY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 31-08-2011, 01:08:30
Aparently I use Eregular mozilla. LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-08-2011, 01:08:39
Also, Thomas the Tank Engine is anthropomorphic, but I think you'd be hard pressed to claim that that was furry ;)

http://d.facdn.net/art/joel-the-swedish-dragon/1293363579.joel-the-swedish-dragon_my_old_day_dream_today_-_casey_joe.png

ASK, AND YEE SHALL RECIEVE.

Never, ever, underestimate the power of the internetz. That took just about a minute of looking to find. xD
I did not ask, but apparently I received anyway. :-\
Anyway, if I understand your logic here, anthropomorphic character 1 belonging to group A standing next to anthropomorphic character 2 belonging to group B automatically makes character 2 belong to group A as well.  This is my interpretation of your point, assuming of course you were trying to make a point.

Oh, and I'm well aware of the power of the internet.

Going on with the post I made two weeks ago: this thread is for funny and interesting stuff you find, not for lengthy conversations.  If you want to continue arguing on the semantics of anthropomorphism (or indeed any other topic), I suggest you make a new thread.

British steam locomotives > American Steam Locomotives.
True that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 31-08-2011, 01:08:38
Very well:

(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6716/72166164969273095614961.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-08-2011, 02:08:57
(http://i.imgur.com/n4YgQ.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 31-08-2011, 05:08:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

THIS IS SO FREAKING SICK!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 31-08-2011, 05:08:37
But wait EU...that's anthropomorphic artwork, and duly, furry!  How can you possibly like that :O

Half of it.

I think it was more like a good teaching material to ghetto gangsta about nature.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 31-08-2011, 05:08:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

THIS IS SO FREAKING SICK!  :D
"Im not a robot, Im Unicorn!"
That was awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 31-08-2011, 05:08:23
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loe4uov1li1qc5q48o1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 31-08-2011, 08:08:04
(http://i.imgur.com/n4YgQ.png)
Meanwhile in Finland... ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 31-08-2011, 09:08:54
Takes "Full Cream" to a whole new level

When your milk leaves more than a thin layer of cream on the top of your tea/coffee.... lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-08-2011, 14:08:52
(http://i.imgur.com/jgZyw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 31-08-2011, 14:08:53
Lol! Poor St. George!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 31-08-2011, 17:08:51
Going this far to make a legend.

(http://www.hamzahmaru.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/komodo-national-park.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-08-2011, 18:08:53
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-you-no-way.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 31-08-2011, 19:08:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 31-08-2011, 19:08:10
It's not beer, it's Wharmpess !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yInMdTjegfU&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 31-08-2011, 19:08:09
If you know the horrible zelda CDI game :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHomQc9Puqc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 31-08-2011, 21:08:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7HmhrgTuQ&feature=channel_video_title Legendary
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 31-08-2011, 23:08:27
The alstat Mayhem guy is FUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTSsJ558Fw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LtJimmy on 01-09-2011, 05:09:11
(http://hackadaycom.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/washingmachine.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 01-09-2011, 14:09:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE)

Tears of laughter ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-09-2011, 16:09:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE)

Tears of laughter ;D
Likewise.

Guys, please put the name of the video rather than just leaving a random youtube llink.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 01-09-2011, 17:09:36
(http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/118274_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2011, 17:09:56
What a bastard, as a catlover i have to say=THE WAR IS ON BEECH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-09-2011, 17:09:44
Why are you declaring war on trees?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 01-09-2011, 17:09:39
Theta will turn them all into furniture!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Natty on 01-09-2011, 18:09:46
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6351/codrip.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 01-09-2011, 18:09:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE)

Tears of laughter ;D
Likewise.

Guys, please put the name of the video rather than just leaving a random youtube llink.

I thought it would be funny if youd press the link and the first thing you kinew about it was it involves kermit ;D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2011, 18:09:49
Theta will turn them all into furniture!  ;D
Not ONE OF you TREES IS GONNA SURVIVE THIS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 01-09-2011, 20:09:02
Theta will turn them all into furniture!  ;D
Not ONE OF you TREES IS GONNA SURVIVE THIS!

That cat thing was mean. LOL That person was a BEECH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-09-2011, 20:09:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WnzlbyTZsQY
This is funny. AI vs AI talking :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-09-2011, 20:09:26
Holymother of god
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-human-slingshot-slip-and-slide.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DaWorg! on 01-09-2011, 20:09:15
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee212/gordoxgruesome/th_LolWtfPwnt.gif


WW II Gamechat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2011, 21:09:10
Made this one myself, just found it on 2dehands.be

Caption says= New incendiary ammo from FN. 45ACP

(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6125/incammo2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 01-09-2011, 22:09:07
Holymother of god
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-human-slingshot-slip-and-slide.gif)

Full video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShFAeNdiEiA&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 01-09-2011, 22:09:54
Re COD, are they SRSLY cancelling the series?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2011, 22:09:23
Re COD, are they SRSLY cancelling the series?
Got any proof for that?

Not that i care as Call of duty was fucked up after Cod 2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 01-09-2011, 22:09:42
Re COD, are they SRSLY cancelling the series?
Got any proof for that?

Not that i care as Call of duty was fucked up after Cod 2

Big red one was a GREAT COD. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2011, 22:09:50
Re COD, are they SRSLY cancelling the series?
Got any proof for that?

Not that i care as Call of duty was fucked up after Cod 2

Big red one was a GREAT COD. :D
It indeed was, as it included the Vichy france and MAMA MIA DIE ITALIANO's
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 02-09-2011, 02:09:15
My classic favorite... XD I'm shure everybody already seen it, but it's just too funny XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCdv4GHTyo4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-09-2011, 04:09:39
OCTAGON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAI8fOd_mPY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 02-09-2011, 05:09:27
Genius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgyONIsAbc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-09-2011, 15:09:52
This is to all the Jersey Shore haters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ZPp8oopTY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 02-09-2011, 18:09:52
Something I stumbled on:

"Would i lie to you?" Kevin Bridges claims to have bought a horse by accident
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkXxmMUIx8k&feature=related

I found it hilarious because of his accent and the fact how everyone kept interruting him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 02-09-2011, 23:09:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM&feature=player_embedded

im just going to leave this here...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-09-2011, 01:09:48
Animation. Not even once.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-09-2011, 02:09:00
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/hq-dar-7.jpg?w=920&h=515)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/this-is-true-4.jpg?w=500&h=566)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 03-09-2011, 03:09:37
FOOOOOCKING LOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 03-09-2011, 05:09:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YQ24i1wP0
Quote
i think the ukranian highway to hell leads to chernobyl
Hahahahahahah best comment of the week HOLY SHIT!

Also I would hate that lifestyle :S  :
Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShFAeNdiEiA&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-09-2011, 05:09:18
THIS CHANGED MY LIFE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-09-2011, 07:09:32
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lny695TB1t1qlvmygo1_1280.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1315094829&Signature=mknDuDN6cmCyveFfDmjY2Q9a7Kg%3D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 03-09-2011, 09:09:30
With 9/11 around the corner.

(http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/152/open-your-eyes-world-7152.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 03-09-2011, 10:09:34
Haha  ;D ;D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-09-2011, 10:09:01
The house rules :)
(http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/party-fails-house-rules-minor-sleepover-drinking.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-09-2011, 12:09:23
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/velcro/polish-space-marines-hihamerkki-taysvarinen-uudenveroinen/_3AR0XONEQ&lang=en_US
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-09-2011, 13:09:01
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/velcro/polish-space-marines-hihamerkki-taysvarinen-uudenveroinen/_3AR0XONEQ&lang=en_US
So fucking awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 03-09-2011, 13:09:55
Varusteleka sell other useful stuff as well, including:

Nothingness
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/funny-and-useful/nothingness/_30V126GO1

Swedish "commando" underpants
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/funny-and-useful/swedish-commando-underpants-navy-model-used/_2WG0WZ7BN

:)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 03-09-2011, 13:09:02
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/velcro/polish-space-marines-hihamerkki-taysvarinen-uudenveroinen/_3AR0XONEQ&lang=en_US
hahahaha gotta get myself one.
SPICE MARINES.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-09-2011, 18:09:47
(http://i.imgur.com/VmxWN.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 03-09-2011, 22:09:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQwGRM4CSqY&feature=feedu
Some yogscast. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 03-09-2011, 22:09:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkIaVkjrKUE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkIaVkjrKUE)

Bwaaaaaaaaaawmmm!

http://www.wimp.com/catballoon/ (http://www.wimp.com/catballoon/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-09-2011, 22:09:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQwGRM4CSqY&feature=feedu
Some yogscast. ;D
That trailer... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtBnUo9D1h8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 04-09-2011, 10:09:20
(http://canitbesaturdaynow.com/images/fpics/2797/11_02_09_13.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-09-2011, 11:09:18
(http://canitbesaturdaynow.com/images/fpics/2797/11_02_09_13.jpg)

 ;D
My fellow belgian Bronie, ik zen trots op u  :'( :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-09-2011, 12:09:29
Yeah, but your balls are undescended.



Interesting facts (well, assuming they're facts) about Tiger prawns:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riIn4RSwYGE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 04-09-2011, 15:09:23
I don't know any fishpond (or other English terms for "tambak," it should be a kind of prawn farms/fisheries) around here that breeds Tiger Prawns. Most fishponds here breeds smaller Pacific white prawns and operates without fuel-consuming pumps (relying on natural sea water tide). BTW, Penaeus monodon or Tiger prawns live in sea water or a mix of sea and fresh water. It has been on Green Peace red list since 1990s, when major white spot virus outbreak threatens its farming sustainability.

Well this is kinda old, but Il-2 stunts and hilarious physics engine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8R3WTJVYOU&feature=related

Another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ9jM7txEzw&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-09-2011, 15:09:39
/edit: Nevermind.

/edit2: Pacific white shrimp have also been added to the red list apparently.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-09-2011, 18:09:23
(http://i.imgur.com/Iap7L.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 04-09-2011, 19:09:00
As usual, I just lovveee Cadpat. <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 04-09-2011, 19:09:27
As usual, I just lovveee Cadpat. <3

I have always loved it! Im not the only one that likes Cadpat over Multicam!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-09-2011, 21:09:25
(http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bug_vs_feature.gif)

http://big5.cri.cn/gate/big5/english.cri.cn/6909/2010/06/29/45s579952.htm

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/1/4/87914_v1.jpg)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/1/8/87918_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-09-2011, 21:09:02
I approve.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-09-2011, 21:09:54
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/mouse_pads.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 04-09-2011, 21:09:52
it sells well in france  ;)
the other version is funny too :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-09-2011, 22:09:03
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/309051_2353386510987_1139895823_32835528_660946_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-09-2011, 22:09:41
(http://operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k176460_wtf_is_this_shit2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 04-09-2011, 22:09:53
(http://pophangover.com/images/expectations-2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-09-2011, 23:09:24
(http://maxterthefox.com/imagegallery/uploads/papajohn.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-09-2011, 13:09:05
(http://i.imgur.com/fZ6QR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BpxFY.jpg)

How to avoid IE

(http://i.imgur.com/Sq6n6.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-09-2011, 17:09:50
Meanwhile at some girl from my ex-class her dads farm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU&feature=feedrec
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GuinNess on 05-09-2011, 18:09:19
I just found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pJ1tAWQ8s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 05-09-2011, 18:09:20
Meanwhile at some girl from my ex-class her dads farm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU&feature=feedrec
What the fuck.

Meanwhile, at r/gaming:

http://i.imgur.com/eBLF9.png
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-09-2011, 19:09:38
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-keep-going-shes-fine.gif)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/316512_2213461270434_1664625063_2305553_4203431_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/303945_2315590620084_1559010298_2432771_8231518_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/306394_10150269608561736_677806735_8088237_5413330_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 05-09-2011, 20:09:40
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/306394_10150269608561736_677806735_8088237_5413330_n.jpg)


Masturbating on the balcony makes you a hero!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 05-09-2011, 21:09:18
A story to pass down from generation to generation!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-09-2011, 21:09:18
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/316520_2291702342335_1542327812_32448290_2145032_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-09-2011, 01:09:52
(http://i.imgur.com/kOIzb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EEpfg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/KihWZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mTaU2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2011, 01:09:46
currently watching the X-files. Season 1. While it is awesome and of great quality..what you summed up EU is actually true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-09-2011, 05:09:00
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqhamavqxL1qhqm30o2_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 06-09-2011, 05:09:39
currently watching the X-files. Season 1. While it is awesome and of great quality..what you summed up EU is actually true

I just finished my marathon of x files.  Do yourself a favour and prepare for the worst after season 6...it's a downhill run.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2011, 10:09:45
currently watching the X-files. Season 1. While it is awesome and of great quality..what you summed up EU is actually true

I just finished my marathon of x files.  Do yourself a favour and prepare for the worst after season 6...it's a downhill run.
Ich weiss  :(

Everything before season 7 is very good. After that.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 06-09-2011, 13:09:22
what do you expect? they ran out of ideas, its the same like what happened to the simpsons... after season 16 i (a big simpsons fan, i grew up with this stuff) refused to watch them. its a shame. that is also when marge got her new voice in the german version but even the original sucks. no funny jokes, just predictable bs.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2011, 16:09:42
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/314760_10150367152165087_697820086_9767272_5177373_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 06-09-2011, 20:09:34
what do you expect? they ran out of ideas, its the same like what happened to the simpsons... after season 16 i (a big simpsons fan, i grew up with this stuff) refused to watch them. its a shame. that is also when marge got her new voice in the german version but even the original sucks. no funny jokes, just predictable bs.

'Simpsons fan' and 'German version' in one post. Hmm.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-09-2011, 20:09:26
I heard the German version once, i felt like throwing up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2011, 20:09:06
I heard the German version once, i felt like throwing up.
^this

Dubbing is shit exept for japanese animes in english
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 06-09-2011, 20:09:59
dubbing isn´t shit, some stuff is in Original better thats it.

What you ahve from yiahahahjshgadgsadgasdgask if you can´t understand it. Japanese emotions are so often over the top.  Want to see the action not the sub lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2011, 20:09:04
dubbing isn´t shit, some stuff is in Original better thats it.

What you ahve from yiahahahjshgadgsadgasdgask if you can´t understand it. Japanese emotions are so often over the top.  Want to see the action not the sub lol.
Exactly

Watch black lagoon in Dubbed english and thats how every anime should be

not that KAAWWAAAI DESSUU OISHI bullcrap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 06-09-2011, 21:09:18
dubbing isn´t shit, some stuff is in Original better thats it.

What you ahve from yiahahahjshgadgsadgasdgask if you can´t understand it. Japanese emotions are so often over the top.  Want to see the action not the sub lol.
Be multilingual and enjoy ignoring the subtitles. Or learn to read better as I never miss anything in a movie with subtitles.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2011, 21:09:50
Watching origenal English and german series allowed me to learn there languages

well somewhat for german
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 06-09-2011, 23:09:28
I heard the German version once, i felt like throwing up.

I remember hearing it in Germany too.  Was horrible, all the voices were so...changed in how emotions and how the tones were, that it didn't match their actual personalities....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-09-2011, 00:09:28
dubbing isn´t shit, some stuff is in Original better thats it.

What you ahve from yiahahahjshgadgsadgasdgask if you can´t understand it. Japanese emotions are so often over the top.  Want to see the action not the sub lol.

Dubbing is shit and some translators are morons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-09-2011, 00:09:32
Take the dubbing conversation elsewhere guys.

(http://i.imgur.com/mTVOE.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/M0VtQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/P3FMa.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ueCsl.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 07-09-2011, 00:09:30
what do you expect? they ran out of ideas, its the same like what happened to the simpsons... after season 16 i (a big simpsons fan, i grew up with this stuff) refused to watch them. its a shame. that is also when marge got her new voice in the german version but even the original sucks. no funny jokes, just predictable bs.

'Simpsons fan' and 'German version' in one post. Hmm.
read it properly! i said 'even the original sucks'. that tells you that i watched the original and that i think the original is better most of the time. i watch most of the stuff in the original language, but i cant avoid watching stuff that is dubbed when turning on the television, im deeply sorry, i think im not a true fan then.

however not every dubbing is bad. when i saw this movie in english it wasnt half that good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liGN6wXyoHM

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-09-2011, 01:09:15
You make it worse by posting a dubbed Kubrick.

Hide, German, hide, for you will not be among the living for long!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 07-09-2011, 01:09:57
While we're on it: FULL METAL DISNEY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 07-09-2011, 06:09:04
Take the dubbing conversation elsewhere guys.
(http://i.imgur.com/M0VtQ.jpg)

That is in Japan. There is another in a mall near my alma mater campus (Senayan City):

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nvQAgG-XMu0/TFUM2rhH0kI/AAAAAAAAAg8/Sln1HzNNr2k/s1600/DSCF9453.JPG)
 :D

Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/ueCsl.png)

Assuming the velocity of sound wave is 340 m/s, the raptor must be traveling at ridiculous speed of 26.45 m/s, or around 60 mph, holy shit.

Anyway, talking about shit power:

http://www.wired.com/science/planetearth/news/2005/07/68127
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-09-2011, 11:09:17
Its called a velociraptor for something, as veloci from velocity
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 07-09-2011, 11:09:55
It's from latin word for speed, velocitas :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 07-09-2011, 11:09:43
The 9ms-1 for the human is more impressive. If you can run that fast over 100 meters you're very near the world record.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-09-2011, 12:09:17
The person about to get eaten is Usain Bolt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-09-2011, 12:09:49
goddam MATH bastards!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-09-2011, 12:09:19

Assuming the velocity of sound wave is 340 m/s, the raptor must be traveling at ridiculous speed of 26.45 m/s, or around 60 mph, holy shit.


Actually more precise speed is 24,90 m/s or 55,7 mph, so you have about 4 seconds to live...

And yeah 9 m/s is 32.4 km/h and Bolt's average speed is 37.58 km/h or 23.35 mph so yeah you can run pretty fast when there's a motherfucking velociraptor behind you... (not fast enough though  :P). Also this proves that Jurrasic park is totally unrealistic  ::)

And lol at that Prison power link... I guess shit just got real!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 07-09-2011, 12:09:18
Don't worry. I got my SPAS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO5wryDdEI0

Kinda funny, kinda scary
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 07-09-2011, 16:09:21
You are using Doppler theorem, right? I forgot to subtract the figure because the source should be closing to the listener.

Speaking about realism, the illustration itself is not up to date. Recently we discovered that they are feathered.

(http://www.montrealsciencecentre.com/documents/csm/images/ImageCropper/Velociraptor_feathered_388x232.jpg)

Making them less scary, yet creepier. However, that explains their sprinting ability a lot, since there is quite similar animal with such capability (even more, reaching 60 mph).

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-ostrich-police-chase.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 07-09-2011, 18:09:36
http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/03/doom-now-approved-for-sale-in-germany-17-years-later/
Troll?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 07-09-2011, 20:09:05
I don't think all raptor/velociraptor species had feathers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 07-09-2011, 20:09:59
(http://picrocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/meme-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 08-09-2011, 01:09:13
thats wrong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 08-09-2011, 04:09:37
I don't think all raptor/velociraptor species had feathers.

Yeah, and that isn't my only point. But I think the feather is eliminated in JP because of them screwing up with African frog DNA.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/8/6/26086.jpg?v=1)

And the size, well because Utah Raptor is different from the "velociraptor" they mentioned, which refers to velociraptor mongoliensis. But let's pretend it is Frog's DNA, along with the intelligence they posses.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Vraptor-scale.png)

This is one of their descendants who still think like their ancestors

(http://dodgydewfish.tripod.com/images/cassowary-big-leg-sign.jpg)
(http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bird2.jpg)

Kicking? They think they still have this?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Dromaeosaurus_feet.JPG/230px-Dromaeosaurus_feet.JPG)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-09-2011, 08:09:30
Enough about dem velociraptors



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRNdAscbpRo&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 08-09-2011, 09:09:54
If you've ever seen a Rob Schneider movie, you know the pattern.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYA6duF-9E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 08-09-2011, 10:09:43
Neat stuff, ZMP. Ignore Theta and give us more  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-09-2011, 10:09:58
Neat stuff, ZMP. Ignore Theta and give us more  :)
Make a velociraptor thread then..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 08-09-2011, 11:09:40
Dino D-Day ftw!!!!

(http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/11/apr/dinoed.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cain on 08-09-2011, 15:09:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjky2QE9DA&feature=channel_video_title
:)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-09-2011, 15:09:33
Posted that months ago :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-09-2011, 16:09:40
(http://i.imgur.com/ZMtGE.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/n3fD6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/34is7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xuo7G.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5ZzqA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dXRol.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-09-2011, 22:09:13
'What it feels like to be a grown up'
(http://i.imgur.com/tlrT1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-09-2011, 22:09:39
The philosophy of a grown up about women

By al bundy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA0SKs4CXmw


And the adult philosophy of marriage
by al bundy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAgViJoTbc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4DMynVhUXg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 08-09-2011, 22:09:09
Al is a Prophet.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 09-09-2011, 04:09:57
"Nearly 40 percent of Europeans suffer mental illness"
Quote
(Reuters) - Europeans are plagued by mental and neurological illnesses, with almost 165 million people or 38 percent of the population suffering each year from a brain disorder such as depression, anxiety, insomnia or dementia, according to a large new study.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/04/us-europe-mental-illness-idUSTRE7832JJ20110904

Are you one of them?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 09-09-2011, 08:09:19
Are you one of them?  ;D

Can't decide which one of me should answer to that. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 09-09-2011, 09:09:09
"Nearly 40 percent of Europeans suffer mental illness"
Quote
(Reuters) - Europeans are plagued by mental and neurological illnesses, with almost 165 million people or 38 percent of the population suffering each year from a brain disorder such as depression, anxiety, insomnia or dementia, according to a large new study.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/04/us-europe-mental-illness-idUSTRE7832JJ20110904

Are you one of them?  ;D
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.

I have a feeling this is one of those "If you don't act and behave exactly as we think you should, there's something wrong with you"-test results. Yes I have all of the above every now and then, because it's how humans work. If things are shit, hell yes you're depressed. For about an hour. If something really bad or big is about to happen or has just happened, everyone gets anxious. Everyone has had nights they just can't fall asleep. And everyone has at some point forgotten the simplest of things. If it starts to really affect your normal way of life, then yes it's a disease, but otherwise it's just being human.

Meanwhile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQbDz6-4eM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 09-09-2011, 09:09:48
I meant to present it as a joke. Try to look at the title "mental illness" that's kinda blurs the reality and quite detrimental. But, when you read several words in the description "brain disorder," what? And then you see them as insomnia, anxiety, etc... what? Are they implying that significant percentage of you guys are sick people?

When I read the article, my overall conclusion changes by with every word I read there. Dunno how to sum it up, silly article or what?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-09-2011, 10:09:37
"Nearly 40 percent of Europeans suffer mental illness"
Quote
(Reuters) - Europeans are plagued by mental and neurological illnesses, with almost 165 million people or 38 percent of the population suffering each year from a brain disorder such as depression, anxiety, insomnia or dementia, according to a large new study.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/04/us-europe-mental-illness-idUSTRE7832JJ20110904

Are you one of them?  ;D
WHY do you keep saying that! WHY!! Now my weekend and the next week is ruined..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 09-09-2011, 13:09:42
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/sick-juggler.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 09-09-2011, 19:09:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-2lzA7_Cg
wat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 09-09-2011, 20:09:13
"Nearly 40 percent of Europeans suffer mental illness"
Quote
(Reuters) - Europeans are plagued by mental and neurological illnesses, with almost 165 million people or 38 percent of the population suffering each year from a brain disorder such as depression, anxiety, insomnia or dementia, according to a large new study.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/04/us-europe-mental-illness-idUSTRE7832JJ20110904

Are you one of them?  ;D

Good news. That raises my chances for proper company about... 30 percent. If you're a crazy girl, PM me!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 09-09-2011, 20:09:54
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f97gXEQkmUo/TFrT0JmN5yI/AAAAAAAACrM/Wt-pYkRZ8fc/s320/There+will+be+blood.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-09-2011, 21:09:37
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-awesome-photos-16.jpg?w=500&h=332)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 09-09-2011, 22:09:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-2lzA7_Cg
wat.
What the hell!?














Bananas aren't vegetables...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 09-09-2011, 22:09:36
What the hell!?














Bananas aren't vegetables...

THEY ARE HERBS.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 09-09-2011, 22:09:13
I had the same reaction Lightning. Crazy japs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-09-2011, 01:09:24
[img]http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-awesome-photos-16.jpg?w=500&h=332
So true. Have this quite often. Is that douchebag not turning off his big lights or are they just placed a bit wrong or very bright? So ashamed if you signal a person who just got bright lights.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2011, 02:09:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-2lzA7_Cg
wat.
Japan... quite normal there















Bananas aren't vegetables...
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Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-09-2011, 02:09:07
Neither are tomatoes.


I am disappoint, Lightning, you should know that and you should rub it in people's faces!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-09-2011, 02:09:35
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2eeygzq.jpg)
I loled uncontrollably!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-09-2011, 12:09:06
Neither are tomatoes.


I am disappoint, Lightning, you should know that and you should rub it in people's faces!

pssst tomatoes are a vegetable. Apples aren't .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-09-2011, 12:09:56
Neither are tomatoes.


I am disappoint, Lightning, you should know that and you should rub it in people's faces!

pssst tomatoes are a vegetable. Apples aren't .
Botanically tomatoes are fruits, just like apples.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-09-2011, 12:09:53
But culinary , it's a vegetable ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-09-2011, 13:09:37
But culinary , it's a vegetable ..
A fallacy nonetheless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 10-09-2011, 13:09:41
Well it's quite clear to me we need to sort out this mess.

Botanically a tomato is fruit yet is treated as if it's a vegitable.
Bananas, botanically are herbs yet considered fruit in culinary senses.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-09-2011, 14:09:38
The theory of botany is wrong, let us all check the bible what's what!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2011, 14:09:18
How to create endless discussions

A) religion
B) Fruit vs vegtables
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 10-09-2011, 14:09:34
C) Velociraptors
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-09-2011, 14:09:14
D) Richard Nixon
E) A jar of almonds
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2011, 15:09:36
F) question german superiority

(http://cdn3.sbnation.com/profile_images/186786/trollface_tiny.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 10-09-2011, 16:09:58
Tomato is not fruit because it doesn't have a bit of casual sweetness in it. I don't like consuming tomatoes like I do when I eat apples, bananas, oranges, peaches/nectarines, durians, mangoes, snakeskin fruit, jack fruit, papayas, watermelons, honeydews, dragon fruits, grapes, grapefruits, etc... or duku fruit ;D I just don't want to grab something from fruit section of grocery store that doesn't taste like fruit should.

Otherwise, declare this a fruit!!!

(http://nuwildroots.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/bell-pepper-9831.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-09-2011, 16:09:36
D) Richard Nixon
E) A jar of almonds

Was the question about foreplay in the bedroom?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-09-2011, 16:09:15
Let's share the joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y272UouKD-E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 10-09-2011, 16:09:10
You're all a bit fruity.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-09-2011, 16:09:20
Anywayz .

I you thought Jurassic Park got it's dinosaur facts messed up, you should check out Jurassic Park: Paint & Activity Center.
It was a "game" released in 1993-1994, and it's so bad it's hilarious. Due to the amount of things that are simply so wrong, I couldn't stop laughing for minutes. I forgot which one where the best though, but here are some examples.

Gal-la-mii-moooose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGQ-6MK8Kzk
No wonder they hired Richard Kiley to voice the tour ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUPSJNNOeR4
Mr DNA is quite annoying..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SguCyIPQF40

 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 10-09-2011, 17:09:36
The artwork somehow reminds me of the stick-figure memes (FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU, trollface, etc.)...

...srsly, even with early 1990's graphics they COULD have done much better but back then even dog turds in a JP wrapper would have sold zillions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-09-2011, 18:09:49
paint stands for the engine they used to make this game :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 10-09-2011, 20:09:18
http://www.byturen.com (http://www.byturen.com)

Hover the mouse over the video. Anti alcohol ad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 10-09-2011, 21:09:10
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9507/bsmfwg7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 10-09-2011, 21:09:36
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-pictures-history-so-where-do-i-put-the-chicken.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-pictures-history-grammar-nazis-no-fun-at-all.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-pictures-history-all-russia-has-is-bears.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 10-09-2011, 23:09:29
This kid pulls off a magic trick flawlessly! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEPvSo8bE2I&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-09-2011, 01:09:26
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/a9794_Scandinavian_history.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 11-09-2011, 04:09:09
(http://i.imgur.com/PCPLZ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/X4YsS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 11-09-2011, 04:09:42
2 bad they fucked up Crysis 2.     I use to use Crysis as a benchmark but now I am just going to have to stay with Fur Mark . :(    if you don't know what Fur Mark is here is link http://www.ozone3d.net/benchmarks/fur/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 11-09-2011, 05:09:46
Crysis 1 = Awesome
Crysis 2 = Consolised
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 11-09-2011, 06:09:51
Yeah, Crysis wasn't on the upgrade level. I was hoping it'd be something I needed a new graphics card for.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 11-09-2011, 07:09:30
Nice thing about the Crisis pic is they removed all that shit without making looking it odd, only different.

Needed some time to get that its the same area.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 11-09-2011, 09:09:22
*Scandinavian_history.jpg*

Unless you play EU III...

(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/764/eu33.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/821/eu33.png/)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9707/eu34.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/143/eu34.png/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 11-09-2011, 09:09:17
img

The part from 1801 is so true xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 11-09-2011, 11:09:26
See the title sequence of the new detective show:

The Interceptors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLp4FhDAfQk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-09-2011, 16:09:24
Back to civilisation that is, The Internet. In celebration:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/248927_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 11-09-2011, 17:09:01
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrd4obceCK1qcxcjfo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-09-2011, 20:09:42
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/308408_2259129430764_1024234411_2615747_1420609172_n.jpg)


(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/302615_2375971475597_1139895823_32857537_214631971_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-09-2011, 05:09:32
(http://ircpics.fi/pics/4/73334.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tuco on 12-09-2011, 08:09:16
Had a cousin burn to death an the 91st floor, so i wont..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 12-09-2011, 12:09:29
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Mw98aUAwh4I/TIrdJYu68eI/AAAAAAAAAEA/5LeY-tePbaA/s1600/hulkhogan9111d6eaee0-1242-4597-bd5a-5df6edffdd51.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-09-2011, 14:09:28
And of course, the classic:

(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/9/12/0/these-blast-points-25404-1284265038-9.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 12-09-2011, 17:09:00
*Scandinavian_history.jpg*

Unless you play EU III...

(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/764/eu33.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/821/eu33.png/)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9707/eu34.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/143/eu34.png/)
Rather epic game!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-09-2011, 18:09:49
Since it's the theme.

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/312104_1960572219624_1402365818_31697321_1480005016_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 12-09-2011, 18:09:45

Rather epic game!

Wait until you see what happened later... (France as a puny 1 province minor, the fall of Poland, and the disaster that struck the Ottomans...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 12-09-2011, 19:09:01
EDIT2: Continuing with The Theme:
(http://i.imgur.com/6V20y.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 12-09-2011, 21:09:13
Had a cousin burn to death an the 91st floor, so i wont..

Seriously ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-09-2011, 22:09:51
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/add-dar1.jpg?w=500&h=749)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 12-09-2011, 23:09:54
where are you batman?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-09-2011, 02:09:43
That's a lot of bugs


(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4v0bttAb1qe6eszo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 13-09-2011, 05:09:21
(http://i.imgur.com/Yvttb.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 13-09-2011, 07:09:27
Not really funny Drew.
M.J. Fox was and is a great actor!
Edit: On second thought, is that Michael J. Fox?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9tpPC5YMrUk/Td9r4bp4XsI/AAAAAAAAC-k/ac_u2niwGi4/s640/michael+j+fox+mit+muhammed+ali.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 13-09-2011, 08:09:48
Like a boss:

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/191031-1/Tea_serving_boss.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 13-09-2011, 08:09:36
(http://i54.tinypic.com/i1zm9z.jpg)
Cool trick, going slightly wrong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 13-09-2011, 08:09:56
I think the 9-11 jokes are kinda wrong. :\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 13-09-2011, 09:09:12
I think the 9-11 jokes are kinda wrong. :\
I can continue with Utøya jokes if you prefer ;D

That said, I feel that the period of time before you can joke about an event has become shorter. Ten years ago, it took a couple of weeks before the first image macros started circulating in e-mail. But as soon as I heard about Norway, I just had to check at once what /b/ had to say about it... ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 13-09-2011, 09:09:27
I think the 9-11 jokes are kinda wrong. :\

Why?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 13-09-2011, 09:09:18
Hollocaust jokes, POW jokes, Hitler jokes blah blah are mainly fair game (though there are some that I wouldn't personally use/laugh at)

9/11 is still very sensetive, but there will always be people/groups that will be sensetive to certain jokes no matter what the situation.  Personally I can understand why some would find them offensive, but at the same time I have no issues with them personally (not being American and specificially a New Yorker - I'm the other side of the world)

The Bali bombing is a little bit closer to home being an Aussie, as I had a cousin over there at the time who was thankfully unharmed.  The London riots upset my girlfriends family pretty hard as they had relatives close by and places that held good memories for them were badly damaged and as such I wouldn't crack too many jokes about it to them.

The only problem with internet jokes is that anyone  can read them and even if your specific joke is a post directed to a specific person, someone else might take offence to it

/rant

some of them are pretty funny. others aren't. watch this video (if you haven't already) not by any means a joke, but a very good video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNNTcHq5Tzk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-09-2011, 09:09:11
If lets say 9/11 happend in Europe, the exact opposite would have happend

Many americans would laugh and joke about it

Many europeans who do not live in the vicinity will also do the same

The few who saw it happening or lost lives will be offended
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 13-09-2011, 11:09:48
Better check this out you Doodle Sniffing Nut Lotions !

http://www.insult-generator.org/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 13-09-2011, 11:09:38
My personal view on those disasters are rather taking it lightly as not to bow down to the perpetrator's goal. They want to scar, hurt, left a mark on the people they attacked. I want them to simply fail, that's why I take it lightly. Sure it is sad to have relatives, friends, colleagues, comrades, become a victim from such senseless act.

Anyway, to fuel Theta's America/Europe fight thingy:

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6895/eurofags.jpg)

 ;D It is kinda like cute couple fights
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 13-09-2011, 12:09:10
Someone mirrored Europe! That's not how we roll! Blasphemy!  ;D
Poor Ukraine taking it up the ass... but they're New Europe... America's friends... :o

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-09-2011, 12:09:28
I have no limits when it comes to jokes. It's different of course if I would have lost someone in the disaster i'm joking about, but then I'd encourage people to joke about it, though I would not do it myself.
A few short words; laughter is the best medicine.

No one shall ever tell me what I can and cannot laugh at and make fun of.


-There was an attack on norwegian political group, they were all trapped on the island of Utöya
-I guess.... there was Norway out
-YYEEEEEEEEAAAAH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 13-09-2011, 13:09:33
Better check this out you Doodle Sniffing Nut Lotions !

http://www.insult-generator.org/

Kebab Sucking Beaver Grabber?

That's disturbing...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-09-2011, 13:09:51
(http://i.imgur.com/D4PB0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZJPA7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tpWsd.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mrAEW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dcx3Z.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/KuPst.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/lwYzR.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 13-09-2011, 13:09:35
Kebab Sucking Beaver Grabber?
That's disturbing...

Eeew, get your hands off Beaver...  :o
You anal squeezing hamster breeder!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 13-09-2011, 13:09:46
We all know Finland and Sweden jizz all over the rest of Europe.

(http://staff.science.uva.nl/~fransve/private/euro/euro_coin_penis.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 13-09-2011, 13:09:20
well, i think the jesus memes are funny, some religious nutshells would go crazy and dont even try to draw funny pictures of mohammed. in the case of wtc jokes, i didnt lose anyone there however i saw the families in the tv on sunday, so i think its a bit tasteless, although i found the stuff posted before funny.

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-c-o-d-jesus.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-lol-jesus.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/memes-boom-headshot.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-untitled36.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/memes-what-is-it-called-in-germany.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-always-the-same.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LtJimmy on 13-09-2011, 14:09:17
Meanwhile on Sesame Street:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 13-09-2011, 14:09:23
Not really funny Drew.
M.J. Fox was and is a great actor!
Edit: On second thought, is that Michael J. Fox?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9tpPC5YMrUk/Td9r4bp4XsI/AAAAAAAAC-k/ac_u2niwGi4/s640/michael+j+fox+mit+muhammed+ali.jpg)
Thats Curb Your Enthusiasm for you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 14-09-2011, 06:09:07
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

Fun game lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Raziel on 14-09-2011, 08:09:16
^ Lol this is great! Wow reminded me of an old game I had where you had to type all the instructions...Horror house something!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 14-09-2011, 12:09:06
Apparently riding horses is what the Russians look for in a president.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 14-09-2011, 13:09:22
bloody hell , is there anything Putin can't do?

Next ; The adventures of Vladimir Putin in space
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2011, 13:09:16
Glorious Mother russia independance day

Starring vladimir Putin fighting capitalistic Aliens with only a AK74U with 21 bullets and one fist

Trained by chuck norris himself
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 14-09-2011, 13:09:21
I am just gonna leave this here..Put some fuel into the furries discussion ;)

http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/thanks_smokey/P0/#comments
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2011, 13:09:19
I am just gonna leave this here..Put some fuel into the furries discussion ;)

http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/thanks_smokey/P0/#comments
That was so... confusing.
First thought was "what, you have to be a furry to enjoy cute girls dancing in a field?". Then i was ashamed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-09-2011, 13:09:32
When I heard the music and saw the sunflowers I thought it was some kids thing.  Then it turned into a Welsh joke and I loled.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-09-2011, 14:09:43
When I heard the music and saw the sunflowers I thought it was some kids thing.  Then it turned into a Welsh joke and I loled.

Here's the English version cheeky Englishman! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html)  ;)
Quote
A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".
Yeah yeah..  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-09-2011, 18:09:17
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/47296_153724911310477_110201492329486_514451_5457013_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/59469_158680597481575_110201492329486_545687_7271445_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/59521_159147660768202_110201492329486_549056_179847_n.jpg)

Wait, what?
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/296499_283015548381412_110201492329486_1351183_1889835820_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 14-09-2011, 18:09:11
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/47296_153724911310477_110201492329486_514451_5457013_n.jpg)


Looks like they where a bit off with this one :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-09-2011, 19:09:56
http://youtu.be/7EChnZTJicw  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-09-2011, 19:09:35
(http://i.imgur.com/SxsGK.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/6v4vm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ScDBD.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-09-2011, 19:09:07
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/vladimir-putin-action-man/100147/
I really can't find the words for this one.

Biker Festival, under the sea, riding, diving, swimming, tigers, breaking iron...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 14-09-2011, 20:09:43
(http://i.imgur.com/SxsGK.gif)
Im sorry, im missing the 'funny' in this one.

Glorious Mother russia independance day

Starring vladimir Putin fighting capitalistic Aliens with only a AK74U with 21 bullets and one fist

Trained by chuck norris himself
For all the badass Putins' PR team makes him out to be, the amount of corruption in his government is unquestionable.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-09-2011, 21:09:45
It was a video from a couple days ago, motorcyclist crashed into the car, was pinned, unconcious, under the car as the cycle burned and started to catch the car on fire.  A bunch of people ran up, pushed the car up, and dragged him to safety.  The gif there is showing that video backwards, so it looks like they're putting him under the burning car :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-09-2011, 22:09:36
-There was an attack on norwegian political group, they were all trapped on the island of Utöya
-I guess.... there was Norway out
-YYEEEEEEEEAAAAH
Whaddya know... I have had this image macro (besides many other related) since July...
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/3303/csinorway.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2011, 23:09:06
Oh yeah :) i saw that one in july. Tried to find it but couldn't, so just quotet what i remembered
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-09-2011, 12:09:26
(http://lolpics.se/pics/3525.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 15-09-2011, 15:09:38
LOL I love how he put the baby in the aquarium for the Pet introducing  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 15-09-2011, 15:09:27
(http://i.imgur.com/p0Hax.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 15-09-2011, 17:09:51
(http://i.imgur.com/p0Hax.png)
Priceless! :D Probably fake, but priceless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 15-09-2011, 19:09:34
It was a video from a couple days ago, motorcyclist crashed into the car, was pinned, unconcious, under the car as the cycle burned and started to catch the car on fire.  A bunch of people ran up, pushed the car up, and dragged him to safety.  The gif there is showing that video backwards, so it looks like they're putting him under the burning car :P

Im shocked, i really thought they were dragging him back under the car since its obviously broken and hes a passionate car mechanic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-09-2011, 19:09:00
(http://i.imgur.com/DNYXN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SaYla.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FTMVW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/q8bMI.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 15-09-2011, 21:09:14
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite"

Lady Astor: "XXXXXX, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
XXXXXX: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

"The Americans will always do the right thing... after they've exhausted all the alternatives."

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

"If you're going through hell, keep going."

now guess who is the source of these qoutes  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-09-2011, 22:09:39
Women!

Cant live with em!

THE END!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-09-2011, 22:09:40
At Zeno, i will start with the first one: Winston Churchill

At theta, Al "the fucking legend" Bundy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 15-09-2011, 22:09:10
They're all Churchill, iirc.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 15-09-2011, 23:09:30
Trollzors

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/mobile/magazine-14898564?SThisFB
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 15-09-2011, 23:09:56
chewing ice huh ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-09-2011, 23:09:44
Haha great find warrior

Quote
sometimes i like to leave my ice out all night long in a bowl and then in the morning drink it. am i sick or what? but then ill refreeze the rest of it in to 2nd froze ice. (SORT of like refried beans) i think the 2nd freezing makes it so much better. or i boil my water then make my ice so it is crystal clear. just tastes so much better to me. Am i sick?
Ewww! that's disgusting!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: donjuan on 15-09-2011, 23:09:44
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/757/barrel.jpg?1304986376)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/133/zSPIDERMAN%20(38).jpg?1304831749)

 (http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/008/ourlove.jpg?1304807520)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/120/859/tree.jpg?1304744527)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/120/833/ride.png?1304743605)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/120/824/kids.png?1304743235)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/113/302/tumblr_lfcuebRqr61qaaowno1_500.jpg?1302629966)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 16-09-2011, 00:09:29
Boiling, then freezing water and letting it melt does produce a fine tasting water, I must admit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 16-09-2011, 07:09:28
LOL WTF ICE CHEWERS!

http://www.icechewing.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=512&sid=af3d4a1851ab0b85e07c214517208249
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 16-09-2011, 07:09:12
I always enjoy eating the ice after I've finished my soft drink from Maccas or whatever, or after a drink but some of those posts are just weird...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 16-09-2011, 11:09:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0NR693GD5Q

DAMIT! we had a norwegian test in my classroom and when i saw this i bursted into laugher and the teacher started yelling at me  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-09-2011, 16:09:59
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/311021_10150289274386659_725661658_8049213_1640846168_n.jpg)

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

19 SEPTEMBER IS the annual talk like a pirate day!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 16-09-2011, 17:09:24
(http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/5379/fixingthewhitespots.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-09-2011, 04:09:57
(http://i.imgur.com/2RrOm.png)


Also, a really dusty PC:
(http://i.imgur.com/AQLej.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 17-09-2011, 04:09:02
Yeah, the pc was the first time I regret clicking on a reddit thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 17-09-2011, 12:09:07
LOL Drew! There's a spider to the right and a dead one to the left under the dust.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 17-09-2011, 13:09:22
(http://eatliver.com/img/2011/7165.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-09-2011, 13:09:22
making fun of that berret is making fun of EVERY BERET!

DIE YOU SCUM!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-09-2011, 16:09:36
LOL Drew! There's a spider to the right and a dead one to the left under the dust.
(http://upshot.fsdev.net/funny-pics/slow-clap.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 17-09-2011, 17:09:02
(http://www.badassoftheweek.com/gazel2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 17-09-2011, 17:09:50
(http://i.imgur.com/CN632.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 17-09-2011, 20:09:26
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/09/ab4c4b2f8cd1cc82b39a3c8fd00460f3.jpg?1316119666)

(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/09/faaff45730c82721231272b64f1d145e.gif?1316013143)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 17-09-2011, 21:09:22
^ The gif is so funny :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 17-09-2011, 21:09:10
http://www.wimp.com/dogelephant/ (http://www.wimp.com/dogelephant/)

dog think its an elephant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 17-09-2011, 21:09:36
Nyan Awesomeness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cY2VybnyNE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEmCFiNqP0

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 17-09-2011, 21:09:15
Nyan Awesomeness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cY2VybnyNE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEmCFiNqP0

It has been weaponized!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs-qfcfnsBw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 17-09-2011, 22:09:38
No joke but...Basejumping! (http://gizmodo.com/5841313/base-jumping-off-cliffs-never-looked-so-scary-awesome)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 18-09-2011, 00:09:12
Also, a really dusty PC:

I can beat that anytime. Actually that one is pretty clean, besides the spider. This is a picture of mine, after a cleaning, respectively after removing the dust bunnies.

(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4493/unled1ghh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-09-2011, 01:09:17
No joke but...Basejumping! (http://gizmodo.com/5841313/base-jumping-off-cliffs-never-looked-so-scary-awesome)

WTF, that's crazy  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 18-09-2011, 01:09:28
lol, this came so unexpected. escalator in the death star.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JmUkP8sdfc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LtJimmy on 18-09-2011, 04:09:30
lol, this came so unexpected. escalator in the death star.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JmUkP8sdfc
It's from Robot Chicken Star Wars Special III... and who added the unnecessary laugh track?
Go fuck yourself laugh track.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-09-2011, 09:09:30
(http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10080660.jpg)

(http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10080664.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 18-09-2011, 11:09:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=369FGAb1iI8

i loled ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-09-2011, 16:09:34
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/297431_271242306233717_100000438503655_961745_955881526_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 18-09-2011, 16:09:33
people think "you mad bro?" is a racist remark!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bvmahxEfFg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 18-09-2011, 17:09:44
I bring you GIFs!

(http://i.imgur.com/rZMw3.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Thj67.gif)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-McdxL29tLr8/TnVmCiaPuBI/AAAAAAAABxQ/j1ajWWWMlN4/w242/high-five-bro.gif)

(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/chatroulette-trolling-well-played.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 18-09-2011, 18:09:17
(http://i.imgur.com/MuVS1.gif)
One tough little sea-lion.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-09-2011, 19:09:28
(http://www.memecenter.com/uploaded/10a27c81144e8b2694a6c32183c359e83.jpg)

(http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/280x280/9951457.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l2VT7bYUEaY/TLy9RP58YWI/AAAAAAAAJTk/bGt_zqDhOUE/s1600/bitches-dont-know-bout-my-bitchface.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 18-09-2011, 20:09:14
(http://www.memecenter.com/uploaded/10a27c81144e8b2694a6c32183c359e83.jpg)

I'm glad he left pool, he's past his prime.

(http://i.imgur.com/SSSud.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-09-2011, 21:09:02
We need that gif with a well placed trollface
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 18-09-2011, 22:09:57
We do need a trollface on De Gea. i can watch this gif for hours

(http://www.n0.se/f/n/e701c_1316270951.jpg)

(http://www.n0.se/f/n/8d5e5_moon-and-earth-story.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 18-09-2011, 23:09:23

(http://www.n0.se/f/n/e701c_1316270951.jpg)

This picture is disturbing because:

a) forever alone guy is wanking

b) wth is with the face between the kissing pairs?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-09-2011, 00:09:47
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8f/4na/gn7u/261037/700201504.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-09-2011, 01:09:11
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2009/362/1/6/Violent_Soap_Opera_by_humon.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-09-2011, 05:09:51
That FedEx joke is actually a copy of this popular but old jokes:

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Air_Force_maintenance.html

which is a satirized version of the real thing. Some pilots (usually senior ones) fills in the maintenance log remarks column with a lot of ambiguous entries like those in the jokes. One real life example is a captain in one airline who is too lazy to identify specific thing, so he just write "thingy" after mentioning general section of an aircraft, like: "elevator trim slipped between 1.4-1.7 thingy," "glideslope thingy misses by 50-100 feet thingy," "Path mode descend mngmt overshoots waypoint thingy > 1 nm"

IFF = Identity Friend or Foe is only installed in military aircraft, I don't know if any FedEx planes carries one, but it will be awesome if Airbus A300-600R could actually fire a weapon. "Hey ya there, UPS jets! Fox three! Pitbull! Splash one competitor!"

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-09-2011, 12:09:45

IFF = Identity Friend or Foe is only installed in military aircraft, I don't know if any FedEx planes carries one, but it will be awesome if Airbus A300-600R could actually fire a weapon. "Hey ya there, UPS jets! Fox three! Pitbull! Splash one competitor!"



I think even transport airplanes have anti-missile countermeasures...Thats why that is there if its right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 19-09-2011, 12:09:55
(http://i.imgur.com/cTCEo.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/kZnLm.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 19-09-2011, 15:09:43
Quote
Rules of Cat Etiquette

If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get on to an Oriental rug, or a shagpile carpet.

Determine which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening. The guest wont dare push you off and will even call you 'nice kitty.' If you can arrange to have cat food on your breath, so much the better.

Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

For guests who say 'I love kitties', be ready with aloof disdain, claws applied to stockings or a quick nip on the ankles.

Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather or mosquito season.

If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one. For book readers, get in close under the chin, unless you can lie across the book itself.

For ladies knitting, curl quietly into the lap and pretend to doze. Then reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.

For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being removed for the second time, push anything movable off the table - pens, pencils, erasers - one at a time.
All true :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 19-09-2011, 15:09:01
I think even transport airplanes have anti-missile countermeasures...Thats why that is there if its right.
Not commercial transporters like FedEx though. ;)
The IFF is just a transpoder signal interpreter and coder.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-09-2011, 16:09:29
(http://i.imgur.com/26hOw.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/q8x9O.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/z68Rn.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/H7WU7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YliUD.jpg)

Finally Schneider has updated his photo.
(http://i.imgur.com/EVfZ4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-09-2011, 17:09:16
Schneidi really looks like my current boss. Are you sure you are not from New Zealand?

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuQ7C2UfgEHR0U9rfFSKlpneCmr_PGCjex5orfplH_aj30jCdtERNI0iAA)
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMdqpiwPX8O8CnI82npz3Q6oQD1PZ0kKON0rFleFWTvhUWWsPv2-xBrZnZ)

I think even transport airplanes have anti-missile countermeasures...Thats why that is there if its right.
Not commercial transporters like FedEx though. ;)
The IFF is just a transpoder signal interpreter and coder.

Yeah, IFF is mostly used to identify detected objects, but commercial jets normally don't have them.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-09-2011, 18:09:10
really? I though commercial had those too...In case some wacko gets an F16 and threatens to down the plane...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-09-2011, 19:09:27
That FedEx joke is actually a copy of this popular but old jokes:

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Air_Force_maintenance.html

which is a satirized version of the real thing. Some pilots (usually senior ones) fills in the maintenance log remarks column with a lot of ambiguous entries like those in the jokes. One real life example is a captain in one airline who is too lazy to identify specific thing, so he just write "thingy" after mentioning general section of an aircraft, like: "elevator trim slipped between 1.4-1.7 thingy," "glideslope thingy misses by 50-100 feet thingy," "Path mode descend mngmt overshoots waypoint thingy > 1 nm"

You should read the log books i get in trains sometimes when i have to check those. I try to reply in a funny way most of the time. For example:
door malfunctioning.... This train has over 100 automatic doors.
One of those 24 lamps on the left broken... Well, thanks to narrow it down.
Wipers don't work..... maybe use some fluid?
Emergency brake not working... Why are you using emergency magnetic friction breaks in normal operation? Those are only good a few times in case of emergency.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-09-2011, 19:09:59
really? I though commercial had those too...In case some wacko gets an F16 and threatens to down the plane...

LOL, shooting down commercial jets (especially passenger carrying jets) is heavy international crime. One of few institutions that can escape this are probably US Navy and Soviet's VVS. US Navy ships have faulty IFF, and they decided that A300B4 Iran Air is a F-14. While VVS deliberately shot down rogue Korean Air 747 jet entering restricted airspace. Both tried to communicate first, but failed.

But seriously, you don't need IFF, unless your are trying to hurt someone. Main purpose of IFF is to avoid friendly fire.

Siben: yeah, people are really lazy sometimes.
Well, in your case: good luck identifying what's wrong :P
Sometimes you really want that very helpful ctrl+f function to be present in real life.

(http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/7/8/something-somewhere-went-terribly-wrong.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 19-09-2011, 20:09:24
The civilian aircraft just call their IFF's "transponders". Regular air traffic control "radars" actually only receive the transponder/IFF signals instead of actively detecting the planes! For obvious reasons, military and civilian IFF's/transponders are compatible, I leave you to come up with the reason why...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-09-2011, 20:09:37
SPACEBALLS!

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-arabs-0.jpg?w=500&h=684)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-arabs-1.jpg?w=500&h=704)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/weird-signs-funny-3.jpg?w=500&h=382)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/weird-signs-funny-22.jpg?w=500&h=666)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-09-2011, 20:09:06
That FedEx joke is actually a copy of this popular but old jokes:

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Air_Force_maintenance.html

which is a satirized version of the real thing. Some pilots (usually senior ones) fills in the maintenance log remarks column with a lot of ambiguous entries like those in the jokes. One real life example is a captain in one airline who is too lazy to identify specific thing, so he just write "thingy" after mentioning general section of an aircraft, like: "elevator trim slipped between 1.4-1.7 thingy," "glideslope thingy misses by 50-100 feet thingy," "Path mode descend mngmt overshoots waypoint thingy > 1 nm"

You should read the log books i get in trains sometimes when i have to check those. I try to reply in a funny way most of the time. For example:
door malfunctioning.... This train has over 100 automatic doors.
One of those 24 lamps on the left broken... Well, thanks to narrow it down.
Wipers don't work..... maybe use some fluid?
Emergency brake not working... Why are you using emergency magnetic friction breaks in normal operation? Those are only good a few times in case of emergency.
Well at my first job, we had to write down what happend during the shift

Some guy wrote down what broke, but dint fixed it

"Salt dispenser broken"
I wrote down=Then fix it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 20-09-2011, 00:09:25
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/header.png)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/science.png)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/pe.png)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/sex_ed.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 20-09-2011, 01:09:42
Finally, someone has dared to put on paper how the rest of the world thinks metrication should proceed in the resisting countries ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 20-09-2011, 01:09:11
Haha yeh gotta love the Oatmeal :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 20-09-2011, 01:09:45
http://www.wimp.com/flyingover/

wow those thunderstorms at 0:20+ is awsome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-09-2011, 02:09:45
(http://i.imgur.com/daezT.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/o9AXs.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/L53lJ.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 20-09-2011, 11:09:04
(http://i54.tinypic.com/euk46q.gif)
Like a f*cking boss! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 20-09-2011, 13:09:11
WOW look at the comments, some people really need a new education hahaha

Timelapse of the ISS flying over Earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=D79EgWVN_is&v=74mhQyuyELQ&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_443638
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 20-09-2011, 14:09:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU&NR=1 This is the funniest thing I have seen in months. The top comment just made my day too! "Everyday I'm sufferin'"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-09-2011, 15:09:24
I bring you more WTF!

(http://i.imgur.com/SpsWo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-09-2011, 15:09:17
I bring you more WTF!

(http://i.imgur.com/SpsWo.jpg)

Regular maintenance wouldn't be that important either. What's the worst that could happen, I die?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2011, 18:09:17
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-unexpected.gif)
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-hot-shell-in-glasses.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-09-2011, 18:09:55
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-unexpected.gif)

PEEK A BOO!
May i make a suggestion? RUUUNNN


Snake! you can use your octocamo to blend in with every enviroment!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-09-2011, 21:09:17
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uWAmRS7T4KI/TkRc6tYIoTI/AAAAAAAAAGo/9JELCVLaUR0/s400/200-monks-come-at-me-bro.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MMwjJ6f6q_0/TkRaQrDQxyI/AAAAAAAAAGI/V_5rBadrHw8/s400/come-at-me-bro1.jpg)

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcVIIFO5neUtWZfi01V7T3x5JoBhpQRPUXf_8HiNMmk4Q7V2RlUH01w6I)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-09-2011, 22:09:12
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uWAmRS7T4KI/TkRc6tYIoTI/AAAAAAAAAGo/9JELCVLaUR0/s400/200-monks-come-at-me-bro.jpg)

Ohh never thought of that. gonna use that tactic next time i play aoe2 lan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 20-09-2011, 22:09:01
WOW look at the comments, some people really need a new education hahaha

Timelapse of the ISS flying over Earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=D79EgWVN_is&v=74mhQyuyELQ&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_443638

wow you just reposted a video in a post 3 posts above you...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-09-2011, 22:09:00
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/085/290/original/come%20at%20me%20bro.jpg?1291096708)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/171/784/my-smartphone.jpg?1315498800)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/news_feeds/icons/original/000/001/244/y-u-no-guy.jpg?1316521225)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/news_feeds/icons/original/000/001/149/foulinterestinghipster.jpg?1315518877)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-09-2011, 01:09:42
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb9_1315546006
bbbWWWHAHAHAHAHA seen some weird stuff through my years online, but i honestly think that takes the price
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 21-09-2011, 01:09:54
http://www.wimp.com/flyingover/

wow those thunderstorms at 0:20+ is awsome!

I dont recognize anything.  :-\

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb9_1315546006
bbbWWWHAHAHAHAHA seen some weird stuff through my years online, but i honestly think that takes the price

I bet it is something related to both japanese and porn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-09-2011, 01:09:02
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb9_1315546006
bbbWWWHAHAHAHAHA seen some weird stuff through my years online, but i honestly think that takes the price
WHAT the!

MEANwhile in japan...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-09-2011, 01:09:02
Nah, I've seen worse.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-09-2011, 01:09:15
I bet it is something related to both japanese and porn.
There's just so many unanswered questions!
What is that creation supposed to look like?
Why does he try to swipe everything of the shelves?
Is this some sexual fetisch for him?

What makes it so much funnier than for example the vid Achtungsnow just posted is that it is just a lone japanese man doing his thing, like it was normal. That other video is staged "art".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-09-2011, 02:09:25
What is that creation supposed to look like?
Why does he try to swipe everything of the shelves?
Is this some sexual fetisch for him?

What makes it so much funnier than for example the vid Achtungsnow just posted is that it is just a lone japanese man doing his thing, like it was normal. That other video is staged "art".

The country of Japan merged with his penis.
Lack of sexual intercourse with women transformed into mental instability.
What little you saw of his real penis indicates that he at least had a semi-boner.

If he was alone, then who was filming?



One might even go as far as to try and interpret this film as a political message:
"I'm screwing Japan and slapping it around like the dirty whore it has become."
Quite a graphic message, but perhaps it parodies (and opposes?) the many seemingly weird parts of Japanese modern culture.

All in all, I can't sleep and have nothing better to do. :-*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-09-2011, 05:09:01
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm5k1iIwCa1qcdic6o1_400.png)


http://i.imgur.com/LFIsa.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 21-09-2011, 12:09:54
(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/02/ib-grammar-nazi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 21-09-2011, 14:09:30
I can't find words for Googels video.

I really can't.

Did the Internet just break down and is now useless after seeing this? Yes

There's nothing more to see.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 21-09-2011, 14:09:50
The country of Japan merged with his penis.
Good point. At first I thought the green thingy at the end was supposed to resemble "Slimer" from Ghostbusters franchise.

Which wouldn't have made the video any less disturbing, of course.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 21-09-2011, 14:09:48
for all who dont know chuck testa and his memes (why does he wear that cap?!) NOOOOPE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/memes-did-i-just-fool-you-or-what.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/memes-captain-testa2.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/memes-nope-okay2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 21-09-2011, 14:09:46
Star wars bloopers. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkhjN6xUG4M&feature=fvwp&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 21-09-2011, 14:09:23
WOW look at the comments, some people really need a new education hahaha

Timelapse of the ISS flying over Earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=D79EgWVN_is&v=74mhQyuyELQ&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_443638

wow you just reposted a video in a post 3 posts above you...
Yes, that was the point. But I posted it from youtube so you can see the comments.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-09-2011, 14:09:28
Star wars bloopers. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkhjN6xUG4M&feature=fvwp&NR=1
Okay that was awesome

And natali portman is A beautifull laayddiie!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 21-09-2011, 15:09:24
Star wars bloopers. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkhjN6xUG4M&feature=fvwp&NR=1
Okay that was awesome

And natali portman is A beautifull laayddiie!

So Anakin actually joined the dark side so he doesn't have to run around busting his ass falling all the time?

On topic: 16 year old builds tiny home to guarantee mortgage-free future

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXDu2U-CmkI&feature=relmfu

Why didn't I think of this when I was 16? :|

Also, the social network that will revolutionize social networking:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6611967/not-google-plus
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-09-2011, 18:09:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag4tU6B3yc&feature=feedf

tits

Now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-09-2011, 03:09:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 22-09-2011, 05:09:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZcwO-XwMc&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 22-09-2011, 06:09:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZcwO-XwMc&feature=player_embedded

I think you found your master, Flyboy!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LtJimmy on 22-09-2011, 09:09:23
Schneidi really looks like my current boss. Are you sure you are not from New Zealand?
The fuck does being from NZ have to do with anything?
also a funny:
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/08/23
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 22-09-2011, 10:09:58
Schneidi really looks like my current boss. Are you sure you are not from New Zealand?
The fuck does being from NZ have to do with anything?
also a funny:
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/08/23
Maybe his boss is from NZ? Chill out..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 22-09-2011, 15:09:01
(http://media.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/1001/2589.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-09-2011, 17:09:34
Holy Damn Butcher, how'd you do that?!?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-09-2011, 17:09:28
By using something that is old as fuck.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-09-2011, 18:09:53
(I know, I've  seen it before, I'm feigning surprise in order to note the fact that it has correctly inferred my sexuality...duh....)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-09-2011, 18:09:26
Well, it's half right: I'm white, I have dark orange socks on, I have brown hair, but I don't give people lung cancer :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 22-09-2011, 19:09:54
Yeah my boss is a kiwi and damn right he is so fond of all blacks, while I have to mourn for wallabies all day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 22-09-2011, 19:09:36
(http://media.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/1001/2589.jpg)

What? I don't even own a motorcycle!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 22-09-2011, 21:09:20
(http://www.2funnypics.com/2funny_posts/pics/skidmarks.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 22-09-2011, 22:09:39
"Cutting the baby cake"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1niqKEK465E

I was over at a couple of friends' apartment studying and we laughed so f-ing at this vid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2011, 22:09:40
(http://www.2funnypics.com/2funny_posts/pics/skidmarks.gif)
MY EYES     ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 23-09-2011, 01:09:40
couldn't sleep, so made a meme myself

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/John1987/berlusconi.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 23-09-2011, 07:09:55
Ewwwwww I just saw Merkel's boobs from an angle :(

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/2gt9f7m.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 23-09-2011, 09:09:57
Ewwwwww I just saw Merkel's boobs from an angle :(

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/2gt9f7m.jpg)

(http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/137178/350wm/C0074195-Gun_suicide-SPL.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-09-2011, 11:09:55
Chill guys, her real boobs would have made you blind. These are definitely photoshoped, as I can still see this text. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 23-09-2011, 13:09:41
FPSRussia finally test-fires the Old Painless. Also hand-held (though he cheats by having the generator and ammo bin on the ground).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d84r8gMGxFQ
Thanks to Flippy for the heads-up!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-09-2011, 14:09:40
It doesn't sound as though he has the rpm cranked up all that high though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-09-2011, 14:09:26
DustyOldRoses does more custom GLaDOS lines for a custom Portal 2 map(s).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz05w8Sk6Hs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 23-09-2011, 14:09:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOQnJ-SLHI I love this one :P Funny to see the faces of them
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-09-2011, 14:09:31
It doesn't sound as though he has the rpm cranked up all that high though.
Indeed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 23-09-2011, 14:09:49
Chill guys, her real boobs would have made you blind.

Is she making a Trollface? =D
(http://www.kleinezeitung.at/system/galleries/upload/7/2/7/1200087/merkel_auto140408ap183.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 23-09-2011, 14:09:00
Merkel..
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/022/6/4/That_makes_me_Moist_by_moistplz.jpg)

Anyway
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2du1Spma1qf44ulo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 23-09-2011, 14:09:38
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2du1Spma1qf44ulo1_400.jpg)

A cunt. At least when it comes to Germany.


:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-09-2011, 15:09:35
Hahaha good one  ;D

http://www.wimp.com/herosaves/ (http://www.wimp.com/herosaves/)

Wimp is awsome

Quote
1. why did he walk back and fall into the tracks. 2. why the fuck did he just lay there like he was gonna take a nap.

although....?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-09-2011, 16:09:24
meanwhile in japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfu16P5dQo8&feature=player_embedded

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 23-09-2011, 16:09:00
good job theta, now i´m afraid of vaginas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 23-09-2011, 16:09:23
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2du1Spma1qf44ulo1_400.jpg)
A count?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 23-09-2011, 16:09:10

A count?
I guess so :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 23-09-2011, 18:09:52
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/603/jfkblack.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-09-2011, 18:09:13
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/603/jfkblack.jpg)
I KNEW IT

LEE OSWALD IS INNOCENT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 23-09-2011, 20:09:45
you will shit bricks and be scared for your fucking live:

WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouG4GpL1-I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouG4GpL1-I)


i'm already...s-s-scared...f-f-for-r-rever...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-09-2011, 20:09:02
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac8_1316564232
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 23-09-2011, 21:09:17
you will shit bricks and be scared for your fucking live:

WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouG4GpL1-I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouG4GpL1-I)


i'm already...s-s-scared...f-f-for-r-rever...

NOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SO CURIOUS TO CLICK IT!? NOW I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES TILL THE REST OF MY MISERABLE LIFEEEEEE...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-09-2011, 21:09:41
What? That was awesome :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-09-2011, 22:09:11
it is soo beautifull
and fucking scary at the same time
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-09-2011, 22:09:53
Amusing. xD
I don't care for Palin much but Bristol... Don't feed the trolls.  ::) :P  lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S18gsZ37QXY#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 24-09-2011, 02:09:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Iu7Qi0mSQ pure feelgood vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9b7YArC6U8&feature=relmfu FREAKING FURRIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdTZK3-fcY Full of shit

Whenever there is a "U raff, U ruse" thread on you-know-what-website, I  A L W A Y S  loose to this one:

(http://trolledbot.net/pix/86.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 24-09-2011, 11:09:42
^Old, but still good.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue (http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue)
Scariest comic you´ll ever read. Keep on scrolling, while reading and try not to shit your pants/fall off your chair!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 24-09-2011, 11:09:58
^Old, but still good.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue (http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue)
Scariest comic you´ll ever read. Keep on scrolling, while reading and try not to shit your pants/fall off your chair!

fuck you so fucking much...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-09-2011, 11:09:55
^Old, but still good.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue (http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue)
Scariest comic you´ll ever read. Keep on scrolling, while reading and try not to shit your pants/fall off your chair!
MOTHERFUCKER
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 24-09-2011, 11:09:45
MOTHERFUCKER
Aw, dude, not cool man...

Just because you shit your pants like a little girl, doesn´t mean you can call me anything you want, Tovarisch.
I´ve warned you, so it´s your own fault for clicking that link. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-09-2011, 12:09:20
MOTHERFUCKER
Aw, dude, not cool man...

Just because you shit your pants like a little girl, doesn´t mean you can call me anything you want, Tovarisch.
I´ve warned you, so it´s your own fault for clicking that link. ;)
Killing you! Is full time job now!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 24-09-2011, 12:09:01
Ah so this comic can scare a commie... no wonder South Koreans are developing it :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 24-09-2011, 12:09:12
Killing you! Is full time job now!
Bring it on, Tovarisch! :D

OT:
Only in BF42! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rioFyseSUrw&feature=related) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-09-2011, 13:09:22
Killing you! Is full time job now!
Bring it on, Tovarisch! :D

OT:
Only in BF42! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rioFyseSUrw&feature=related) :D
you with a C96 mauser, me with a nagant revolver. 2 old classics duel on RO2  ;D

Only one clip  ;D
Makes you wonder: Did he fire 7 shots or only 6?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-09-2011, 18:09:48
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/9/2/91592.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-09-2011, 18:09:58
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/9/2/91592.jpg?v=1)

Muslim ladies need lovin to
They just gotta remove there veil

allright
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 24-09-2011, 20:09:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Md0bGSrzlw&feature=related

The best of Mr.DeMartino...Daria, I miss you :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-09-2011, 20:09:31
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/316850_2221083281252_1072776326_2465156_556316261_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/300154_172877596124660_100002072621028_373507_1704125255_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/295909_172873062791780_100002072621028_373493_1087069185_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/301043_10150291302321736_677806735_8225930_456651608_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 25-09-2011, 19:09:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_2068.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-09-2011, 20:09:44
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/313170_151841498242238_100002491659176_247184_1457430001_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/315519_2267997112316_1620229543_2252767_1632837881_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-09-2011, 20:09:52
Shameless marketing.  ;D

(http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/files/2011/09/Zoidberg-Emoticon.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 25-09-2011, 20:09:08
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/313170_151841498242238_100002491659176_247184_1457430001_n.jpg)
So true!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 25-09-2011, 21:09:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYaL9QP5I4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVYBsYCUnNo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-09-2011, 21:09:59
It'd be a lot more cost effective to just buy the car than 3D print it at this point ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-09-2011, 21:09:37
It'd be a lot more cost effective to just buy the car than 3D print it at this point ^^

That is what they said about downloading a movie in the 90's
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-09-2011, 21:09:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsuuTE2pdNQ&feature=feedrec_grec_index
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 25-09-2011, 21:09:02
It'd be a lot more cost effective to just buy the car than 3D print it at this point ^^
That is what they said about downloading a movie in the 90's
I foresee that miniature and model kit manufacturers are the first companies that are going to be hit heavily by this. Earlier, making copies of a miniature was possible, but in practice it was so time-consuming, so difficult, and required special tools, and required that you had the original mini, so in the end it was not really worth it. Now, once the source file is distributed, anyone with a 3D printer can "print" one, without special skills or needing to put any effort in it.

Who knows, maybe GW's strategy of making themselves a "hobby" in an of themselves allows them to survive by selling tools, paints, cement etc. and arranging events even if their miniatures go the way of their rulebooks (ie. downloadable online), but the others relying on the income of minis alone might not survive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-09-2011, 22:09:40
(http://i.imgur.com/ahBUO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rmQmH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zYr4m.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Jw2Oc.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-09-2011, 22:09:22
It'd be a lot more cost effective to just buy the car than 3D print it at this point ^^

That is what they said about downloading a movie in the 90's


Well yeah, but it's alot more expensive to buy the materials for the actual printing  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 25-09-2011, 23:09:25
LMFAO

This dude is my new idol XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-09-2011, 23:09:31
LMFAO

This dude is my new idol XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
...
WH
I
AWEOSME
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-09-2011, 04:09:54
I never steal a car or even a movie before. But now, considering their flawed logic, I think I might. Because if downloading a car is possible, why would I have to wait for the delivery guy or make a trip to the dealer?

But this is real:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-09-2011, 06:09:18
You can 3D print the lower receiver to an AR now. The only part you need to get a license for in the U.S., which holds the entire gun together.


America might just need it if the Wall Street protests don't die down peacefully ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 26-09-2011, 07:09:28
Not sure a plastic AR will work. LOL

Follow this thread on one of my forums. He is making a VAL.

http://www.warbird-photos.com/gpxd/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=25307


Here he made a V2.

Keep in mind that this is just on an affordable 3d printer for around $2000, AFAIK. The more money you dump into one the higher the quality 3d models.  ::) ;)

http://www.warbird-photos.com/gpxd/viewtopic.php?t=23053
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 26-09-2011, 13:09:03
Mirror's Edge IRL

http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/insane_office_escape/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 26-09-2011, 14:09:28
You can 3D print the lower receiver to an AR now. The only part you need to get a license for in the U.S., which holds the entire gun together.

A license......That it so adorable. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-09-2011, 19:09:26
I found these in 2 different shops in Brussels last weekend.

(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5794/imag0426e.jpg)

(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6246/imag0199m.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 26-09-2011, 19:09:06
Somethings a bit off with that hemp...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 26-09-2011, 20:09:05
Yay for Open Source Cola! :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-09-2011, 21:09:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OsF0O5vd1s&feature=related

Awesome Gmod movie  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTrJW-0xtc

Starbucks rant song, guy got fired 1 week after he uploaded this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 26-09-2011, 23:09:12
i actually really like ubuntu cola, can hardly get it anywhere though
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 27-09-2011, 11:09:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPJ910N9Rdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kDlLCc2NyM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 27-09-2011, 12:09:42
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/scratching_comic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-09-2011, 16:09:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=player_embedded

so fucking awesome

Origenal=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOVDu7etQlc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 27-09-2011, 17:09:04
Theta please mention that the links you post are TF2 spoofs so i don't waste bandwith and time pressing them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-09-2011, 17:09:56
Theta please mention that the links you post are TF2 spoofs so i don't waste bandwith and time pressing them.
honestly if you dont like the work done in this one, then you should GIIIT out
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 27-09-2011, 17:09:28
Theta please mention that the links you post are TF2 spoofs so i don't waste bandwith and time pressing them.

Not just TF2 spoofs. Everyone should write at least a couple of words of what the link contains.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 27-09-2011, 17:09:32
(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/10002592180/1/tumblr_lr9si54MZz1qirz22)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 27-09-2011, 19:09:54
(http://i.imgur.com/EHv6p.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 27-09-2011, 22:09:04
The best proof that football is a sport full of feelings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtMbjCOQzXw&feature=related

Over to you, Chris...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-09-2011, 22:09:54
Indeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8ZL_gcTSM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 27-09-2011, 22:09:43
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/libya092711/l20_RTR2RVDL.jpg
Now, where can I find a polarbear to wear in the next WW.

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/libyan-rebels-attack-final-qaddafi-strongholds/100157/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-09-2011, 02:09:19
(http://i.imgur.com/gTyeH.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 28-09-2011, 02:09:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UTo2-M1LKE

how do you react when you are grown up and watching "blues clues".  you rage out!!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-09-2011, 02:09:03
(http://i.imgur.com/qS4NO.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 28-09-2011, 04:09:33
(http://images4.cpcache.com/product_zoom/142011694v1_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite_padToSquare-true.jpg) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 28-09-2011, 07:09:08
Better:
(http://best-tshirts-ever.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/your-mom-tshirt.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-09-2011, 11:09:53
(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp356/miller9788/2732913731_d8136d24d2.jpg)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/ipad_app.jpg)

(http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/pikachu-emergency-defibrillator-pokemon-heartattack-1312909704R.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-09-2011, 11:09:37
(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp356/miller9788/2732913731_d8136d24d2.jpg)


in belgium, she only needs to be 16

(http://ecdn2.hark.com/images/000/006/756/6756/original.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-09-2011, 11:09:59
Well, aren't you special.



(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Age_of_Consent_eu.png)
Age of consent in European countries.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-09-2011, 11:09:15
I am moving to Spain when i retire.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-09-2011, 11:09:15
Well, aren't you special.



(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Age_of_Consent_eu.png)
Age of consent in European countries.
i never pointed out that we are special, you finnish troll  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 28-09-2011, 15:09:33
ohh spain, how I love living here xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 28-09-2011, 16:09:38
The Online gamer! Hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYPGnJdO1U&list=FLpRkWgsen93nomCnx4ecJBw&index=37

Samurai Cop. Black cop reactions FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U&list=FLpRkWgsen93nomCnx4ecJBw&index=49

Japanese clips... Christ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3lavVkiFXw&list=FLpRkWgsen93nomCnx4ecJBw&index=81
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDcfOkOeTw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BrpZe8PUBI&feature=related

Black Adder - How did the war start
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk37TD_08eA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 28-09-2011, 17:09:01
That age of consent map:

Germany, Italy, 14...??!?

(http://media.scout.com/media/forums/emoticons/168/srsly.jpg)

BTW, what's with the routine take on Japanese WTF guys?

Particularly Woden, you probably should look at Vinland Saga series by Makoto Yukimura, something that might not be in WTF list. It practically makes Vikings and Icelandic look badass. It takes on romanticizing the journey of famous Icelandic explorer Thorfinn Karlsefni, Danish & British king Canute the Great, and various Jomsviking figures with many fictionalized portrayal of other historical figures just like the Romance of Three Kingdoms. Sadly it hardly exist outside its Japanese issue.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 28-09-2011, 18:09:58
Japan & South Korea 13, U MAD?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-09-2011, 18:09:54
Well, aren't you special.



(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Age_of_Consent_eu.png)
Age of consent in European countries.

this chart is a lie !!!

We all know that the age of consent of the Vatican is NOT 16 :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-09-2011, 18:09:00
this chart is a lie !!!

We all know that the age of consent of the Vatican is NOT 16 :P

Yeah, you're right it's more like 7... Or at least all those priests think so...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 28-09-2011, 23:09:37
this chart is a lie !!!

We all know that the age of consent of the Vatican is NOT 16 :P

Yeah, you're right it's more like 7... Or at least all those priests think so...
lol nice  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 28-09-2011, 23:09:17
Funnies meme from GoT  ;D

(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5vyumrpa1qjuha7o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5vzpjlju1qjuha7o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5x43nvhz1qhlu53o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5xifjbdw1qhlu53o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5xxcnxlv1qjuha7o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5y0swx2a1qjuha7o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5yldw36w1qhlu53o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5yvjdf481qjuha7o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_ll5zb4khyp1qjuha7o1_400.png)
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/xlarge_tumblr_lleweclie31qjuha7o1_400.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 28-09-2011, 23:09:15
Simple yet effective:

(http://i.imgur.com/5fJIH.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/6LtRV.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 29-09-2011, 01:09:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GR5_X1CfUA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 29-09-2011, 13:09:39
Quote
Though it isn't a direct result of the gender debate that arose from the attempted rape charges lodged against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a new campaign by French feminists does indicate they're more determined than ever to remedy the habitual injustices France's male-dominated society imposes upon them. As part of that, an offensive is now underway to blot out the word “mademoiselle” —or “Miss”—that detractors say publicly brands women as unwed (and possibly unwanted) in a public manner French men are spared. To that end--over four decades after American feminists demanded to be called “Ms.”, and 39 years after Germany's 1972 decision to strike “Fraulein” from official use--French feminists want “mademoiselle” deposited on the ash heap of sexist history to make way for “madame” as women's generic answer the male “monsieur”.

Read more: http://globalspin.blogs.time.com/2011/09/28/dont-dare-call-french-feminists-mademoiselle/#ixzz1ZL2yYmO5

LOOOOL  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-09-2011, 14:09:54
Quote
Though it isn't a direct result of the gender debate that arose from the attempted rape charges lodged against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a new campaign by French feminists does indicate they're more determined than ever to remedy the habitual injustices France's male-dominated society imposes upon them. As part of that, an offensive is now underway to blot out the word “mademoiselle” —or “Miss”—that detractors say publicly brands women as unwed (and possibly unwanted) in a public manner French men are spared. To that end--over four decades after American feminists demanded to be called “Ms.”, and 39 years after Germany's 1972 decision to strike “Fraulein” from official use--French feminists want “mademoiselle” deposited on the ash heap of sexist history to make way for “madame” as women's generic answer the male “monsieur”.

Read more: http://globalspin.blogs.time.com/2011/09/28/dont-dare-call-french-feminists-mademoiselle/#ixzz1ZL2yYmO5

LOOOOL  :o
Quote
hat detractors say publicly brands women as unwed (and possibly unwanted)
I want them to be unwed!
WHAT THE DEUCE?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-09-2011, 14:09:25
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/spider_dance.gif)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/nasty_logo2.jpg)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/iq_vs_mccain.jpg)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/fantasy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-09-2011, 14:09:55
well it IS cheaper then cucumbers

(http://chzdatingfails.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dating-fails-there-are-underfed-kids-in-africa-you-know.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 29-09-2011, 15:09:42
Are you serious about the highest average IQ in a US state being only 113?

My IQ is like 134 and I am already feeling grossly inferior to many of my friends.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 29-09-2011, 16:09:00
Are you serious about the highest average IQ in a US state being only 113?

My IQ is like 134 and I am already feeling grossly inferior to many of my friends.
According to "IQ and the wealth of nations" the highest average national IQ is 108 in Singapore. Indonesia average is 87, the same as Utah, the second lowest US state. The book classifies this as a "high IQ", the lowest average IQ being 59 in Equatorial Guinea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-09-2011, 16:09:22
Are you serious about the highest average IQ in a US state being only 113?

My IQ is like 134 and I am already feeling grossly inferior to many of my friends.
According to "IQ and the wealth of nations" the highest average national IQ is 108 in Singapore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations

And Indonesia, Zoologic's home country, is only on 78th place, with average in 2006 being 87.

:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-09-2011, 16:09:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE&noredirect=1

so i heard you like floppy disks and the imperial march
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-09-2011, 16:09:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE&noredirect=1

so i heard you like floppy disks and the imperial march

Pretty cool actually. I've listened to this Tetris version now like 10 times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Sie3yrcnE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 29-09-2011, 17:09:04
Are you serious about the highest average IQ in a US state being only 113?

My IQ is like 134 and I am already feeling grossly inferior to many of my friends.
According to "IQ and the wealth of nations" the highest average national IQ is 108 in Singapore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations

And Indonesia, Zoologic's home country, is only on 78th place, with average in 2006 being 87.

:P

Wow I'm suprised with Croatia ranking 62nd with 90 average. I feel I'm surrounded with really dumb people sometimes... (except for one of my friends whose IQ might be well above 145).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 29-09-2011, 17:09:25
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-09/22764.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-09-2011, 17:09:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

meanwhile in america
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 29-09-2011, 18:09:34
Are you serious about the highest average IQ in a US state being only 113?

My IQ is like 134 and I am already feeling grossly inferior to many of my friends.
According to "IQ and the wealth of nations" the highest average national IQ is 108 in Singapore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations

And Indonesia, Zoologic's home country, is only on 78th place, with average in 2006 being 87.

:P

Wow I'm surprised with Croatia ranking 62nd with 90 average. I feel I'm surrounded with really dumb people sometimes... (except for one of my friends whose IQ might be well above 145).

Yeah....IQ and the Wealth of Nations is a BS book complied by people who have no idea how causation relates to correlation.  Maybe people in Equatorial Guinea have low IQ because, you know, most of them don't even get basic education, and most don't even know how to READ.  ::)

As PJ O'Rourke pointed out:

Quote
It's not a matter of brains. No part of the earth is dumber than Beverley Hills, and the residents are wading in gravy. In Russia, meanwhile, where chess is a spectator sport, they're boiling stones for soup.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 29-09-2011, 18:09:16
A bit of note regarding Asian countries:

My "smartest" friend (solely decided by her average test scores) tried to memorise the test and practiced the IQ test questions several times before taking the actual test. She scored 150, yet unable to finish a very simple task of high school physics experiments on gravity. I ranked at below average on the class (23 of 40) and mostly too lazy to study. I completed the experiment with 3 my other "stupid" friends, first.

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyGykSzkpu5RJRgICPwltxs_RGRtrS-OwWl_ubCgUaHZXIkE1p)

And to think that we topped at #78, well above Iran who has developed its own ballistic missile guidance system, and India who has successfully manufactured nuclear weapons and space rockets... that book is simply BS.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-09-2011, 19:09:22
Seriously, with some logic thought you can figure out that education is a very large part of it.... How is that surprising or bullshit?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-09-2011, 20:09:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwu3ivAJ68U&feature=feedrec_grec_index

seriously, if you can hold a KORD like that and fire it, even on semi auto

Like a bawweezz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 29-09-2011, 21:09:40
http://www.dump.com/2011/05/29/worlds-worst-swimming-trial-video/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-09-2011, 22:09:47
http://www.dump.com/2011/05/29/worlds-worst-swimming-trial-video/
Oh my god that's hilarious!!
Reminds me of the 2004 (?) olympics when that ice-skater won after everyone else fell, and the winter olympics when a man from Gambia went downhill skiing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-09-2011, 22:09:22
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/kakku5.jpg)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/rambo-kill-chart.jpg)


And finally:




Eggs!

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/eggs_art.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-09-2011, 22:09:30
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262261_202656603115585_199077356806843_524390_6821232_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 30-09-2011, 00:09:14
Damn It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-09-2011, 01:09:40
No Swastikas!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 30-09-2011, 01:09:29
ohh hawk-eye! sorry 'bout that, didn't see it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 30-09-2011, 09:09:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NylmdC_uEM
Posted?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2011, 09:09:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NylmdC_uEM
Posted?
woooow

can somebody explain this to me?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 30-09-2011, 10:09:04
What the hell is blue dye?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 30-09-2011, 10:09:40
I think blue dye is from Lapis Lazuli?

Found near the bottom of the world - similar locations to redstone IIRC

That guy rages at anything. Weird...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 30-09-2011, 10:09:16
I think blue dye is from Lapis Lazuli?

Found near the bottom of the world - similar locations to redstone IIRC

That guy rages at anything. Weird...

Yeah, that doesn't explain anything.

What does it do?
Why is it against the rules?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 30-09-2011, 10:09:03
I've no idea why that server has using dye/dyed blocks against the rules?

Basically you use dye to dye wool (from sheep) and you can place multi-coloured blocks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-09-2011, 10:09:15
Maybe they were playing a custom adventure/challenge map where using blue dye was prohibited. For whatever bizarre reason.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 30-09-2011, 11:09:56
Or it's fake but they thought it would be a funny set-up.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 30-09-2011, 12:09:01
is an adventure map, they had to retreave a blue block form some kind os fortress, they couldnt  so the other just used dye to make a blue block :P

and I like this one more =9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv4B7avZn5Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 30-09-2011, 13:09:02
Anyone got spare £125,000.00?  :P

http://www.milweb.net/webverts/57542/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 30-09-2011, 13:09:58
Anyone got spare £125,000.00?  :P

http://www.milweb.net/webverts/57542/
You'll probably need another 125k for WD40 to get it moving.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DaWorg! on 30-09-2011, 13:09:31
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298820_1767168278963_1831879008_1191029_5681635_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 30-09-2011, 14:09:05
Nagasaki and Fukushima are on opposite sides of Japan. It's totally impossible for it to have gotten any significant damage during the 2011 quake, not to mention the idea of the tsunami reaching it is utterly proposterous. Dumb picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-09-2011, 14:09:24
Someone balls'd it up.

This one is more accurate:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/sn/z2f/20tf/49972/819961703.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 30-09-2011, 16:09:13
Nagasaki is in southern part of Japan and facing southwestern coast, on totally different side where the tsunami struck upper Honshu island.

It is part of typical ignorance of construction material strength knowledge. Here is some photos from the largest tsunami in recorded human history (Sumatra, 2004)

Mosques
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs023.snc6/165364_1777239080737_1532161715_31850788_5587640_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs762.ash1/165364_1777239000735_1532161715_31850786_7865864_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs762.ash1/165364_1777239040736_1532161715_31850787_8036844_n.jpg)
Churches
(http://kickdefella.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/tsunami-decembre.jpg)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01492/roof-church_1492155i.jpg)
Temples
(http://www.go2lanka.com/amopics/tsunami21105_3A.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4054/4254236911_b7ca279830.jpg)
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0hiub2eWPRafLKTivWY_TX6Gv4WgXWpj7_8brjwhDHyhkLpB_nSmdApn4HA)
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Jn8c0asL8Xw/SiBNbwPE-OI/AAAAAAAAMVc/uhEL8-1IFlE/P1230107.JPG)

This doesn't take to the account of other wooden worship buildings swept away by the waves. Only those constructed with concrete stand still, some buildings near the coast were swept away.

But I have to hats off for torii though, surviving a nuclear bomb is quite a feat there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 30-09-2011, 16:09:12
Looks Photoshopped to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 30-09-2011, 17:09:11
Looks Photoshopped to me.

You can tell by some of the pixels?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 30-09-2011, 19:09:10
i found this one:

(http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pic/src/131740026835.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 30-09-2011, 20:09:28
Looks Photoshopped to me.

You can tell by some of the pixels?
I mean the 1945 Nagasaki image. Looks like someone took a random tsunami/earthquake, added greyscale, PS'd a Torii in and added alot of smoke/blur effects.

Anyway:

'I put these bug traps down 2 days ago. Just wanted to check in with Reddit before I burn the house down.'

(http://i.imgur.com/FstJe.jpg)

'When I picked these up to set up this photo, I set them down and 2 or 3 of the spiders started moving. One of them was startled enough to break loose. Well, I had a can of Raid in hand, so I sprayed him. Then is when shit hit the fan.
The over spray from the runaway hit the spiders on the trap, they all started moving. Im guessing the pain gave them rage strength, because 2 more broke free from the glue, and the cycle continued as I sprayed those, getting more over spray on the remaining spiders, and more broke free. So I said fuck it and sprayed the whole trap, and all of the remaining living spiders were stricken with berserker strength and took off all over the floor.
I promptly shit my pants and ran away.'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 30-09-2011, 20:09:31
^ Dude u live in a friggin jungle or what? That's some scary ass spiders there... :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 30-09-2011, 20:09:41
Holy sh*t what is that bug on the top of the trap? The left one  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 30-09-2011, 20:09:29
^ Dude u live in a friggin jungle or what? That's some scary ass spiders there... :o
If it was me I would have used something stronger than just a can of RAID.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 30-09-2011, 23:09:59
G-drew got the crabs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t0xqNln5RU

My mothers hole is tighter than that.
Red bull, you fail.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-09-2011, 23:09:35
I mean the 1945 Nagasaki image. Looks like someone took a random tsunami/earthquake, added greyscale, PS'd a Torii in and added alot of smoke/blur effects.

Actually, that's a rather famous photo :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-10-2011, 00:10:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E&list=FLpRkWgsen93nomCnx4ecJBw&index=389
This makes me want to burn down my house and strangle myself with spaghetti
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-10-2011, 00:10:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E&list=FLpRkWgsen93nomCnx4ecJBw&index=389
This makes me want to burn down my house and strangle myself with spaghetti
Da

fuck?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 01-10-2011, 00:10:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E&list=FLpRkWgsen93nomCnx4ecJBw&index=389
This makes me want to burn down my house and strangle myself with spaghetti
'merika fuck yeah!!

It's worse than Japan WTFs  :(

It makes we want to kill everything

Quote
Cherokee Cory
We got their leader.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-10-2011, 00:10:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E&list=FLpRkWgsen93nomCnx4ecJBw&index=389
This makes me want to burn down my house and strangle myself with spaghetti
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7XlpNqzT-ug/TONG0NJTxKI/AAAAAAAAABU/z1D59k7S9pM/s640/129209619067142367.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-10-2011, 02:10:40
IIRC its A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 01-10-2011, 02:10:34
If you can not lick your own balls you aren´t a wolf. point.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-10-2011, 03:10:16
North Korea military with Hell March from RA1. Awesome quality!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc&feature=related

Funny commercial, still North Korea. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKH1PymutJQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 01-10-2011, 03:10:48
The commercial one was from China, not NK
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 01-10-2011, 05:10:29
Uh, no, that's meant to be North Korea.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-10-2011, 10:10:06
Cant be

no north korean would be that fat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 01-10-2011, 11:10:11
the internet...on TV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L-A5HZqqLT8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L-A5HZqqLT8)

one of the best things you will ever see
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-10-2011, 11:10:31
the internet...on TV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L-A5HZqqLT8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L-A5HZqqLT8)

one of the best things you will ever see
That has von.smalls dogfort meme in it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 01-10-2011, 13:10:18
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/image.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 01-10-2011, 13:10:52
(http://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/booq/imgs/b/2/b25c13ec-s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 01-10-2011, 19:10:48
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/302154_10150326448257949_675412948_8256671_96234072_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 01-10-2011, 20:10:30
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/302154_10150326448257949_675412948_8256671_96234072_n.jpg)

The single greatest piece of architecture in the history of man.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 02-10-2011, 00:10:02
Surprised Kitty (Original), uploaded October 13th 2009, 54 Million views. Was new for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8


Cinema full of bikers to be met by some innocent couples, Carlsberg ad.
http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Ein-Kino-voller-Biker-20058.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-10-2011, 04:10:29
(http://i.imgur.com/4nwRA.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-10-2011, 05:10:53
My simple case against compulsary voting:

What if you dont want to vote.

Duh.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 02-10-2011, 05:10:24
Leave the goddamn country  :P

Easy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-10-2011, 06:10:12
So if i dont like a law, i should leave the country?  Damn, guess i cant live anywhere, cuz im against drug and anti gay laws.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 02-10-2011, 06:10:56
There is an option btw...

(http://www.irregulartimes.com/secedeamerica.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-10-2011, 06:10:35
Ill pass, california is fucked up enough econimically and socially, making it a country would only make things worse.

Remember, this is the liberal state that voted to ban gay marriage.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-10-2011, 06:10:35
Post political cartoon of sorts on forums
Wait for politically active to jump on it





















(http://www.winnipegheights.com/images/smilies/troll_face.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ajs47951 on 02-10-2011, 07:10:34
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/chatroulette-trolling-untitled1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-10-2011, 10:10:27
My simple case against compulsary voting:

What if you dont want to vote.

Duh.
You vote for Donald Duck. You just have to go inside the booth, maybe draw a stick figure being blown by another stick figure.

But since you've come that far, chances are you'll actually vote.
I happen to feel voting is one of the few national duties everyone has, and as such should be compulsory.


But on a less political side-note:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OzXJuNyMIKE/Sal25ZNdx1I/AAAAAAAAAyY/IfsFO34x_sE/s1600/BL_HORIZONTAL_beware_sm.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 02-10-2011, 12:10:48
i dont get it? Theyre probally really good friends!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 02-10-2011, 13:10:46
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/julian_assange_vs_mark_zuckerberg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-10-2011, 14:10:39
Why does Zuckerberg look like a giraffe?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 02-10-2011, 14:10:22
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/when_i_was_your_age.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-10-2011, 14:10:36
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/when_i_was_your_age.jpg)
Having gone backpacking (ie InterRail) around Europe for the last two summers, I approve.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 02-10-2011, 16:10:24
(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/746/diceparty.gif)

and this amazing thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2011, 16:10:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=related)
TF2 stuff goes here=

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=15483.60

already posted :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-10-2011, 18:10:43
Usually I don't like these untergang subs, but this one I thought was rather nice and creative.

Hitler buys a fegelstation, a gaming console developed by fegelein for Reich industries. He soon finds out that some games are bugged 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4gosgp-cc

After Hitler was disapointed by the fegelstation, he bough a HD tv so he can connect a fegelstation 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcDExJyJVM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 02-10-2011, 19:10:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=related)
TF2 stuff goes here=

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=15483.60

already posted :v

why am i always too late...

i already forget nearly everything
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 02-10-2011, 20:10:59
http://skyltat.se/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/German.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2011, 20:10:08
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294390_10150479951708625_583288624_11245919_1723565349_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 03-10-2011, 02:10:59
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/295940_10150353083239929_707289928_7955798_826745537_n.jpg)
YOURE DOING IT WRONG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-10-2011, 02:10:23
Anyone good with legal-stuff? would this work just for britain or anywhere?

(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/9/28/3/how-to-annoy-the-employees-of-facebook-17669-1317194386-56.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 03-10-2011, 02:10:36
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac7_1317481560
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 03-10-2011, 02:10:12
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/295940_10150353083239929_707289928_7955798_826745537_n.jpg)
YOURE DOING IT WRONG

I don't get this one?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 03-10-2011, 02:10:02
Corvette with some 4cyl?! Or something.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQX52gxqJH0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-10-2011, 02:10:14
(http://i.imgur.com/96CxH.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/jq0HQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Vkh8e.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZxcWW.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-10-2011, 04:10:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY


"Mobile russian road act"


(http://i.imgur.com/66FKS.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-10-2011, 12:10:27
Why tanks cant be your boss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JICd5kw1r4&feature=feedrec_grec_index)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 03-10-2011, 13:10:59
http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FS8DU4.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJDZBgHBHQT8&start=0

I WANT TO BELIEVE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-10-2011, 14:10:23
The only reason i am jealous of people living in the US. Whitest Kids You Know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJnZtcY5-Mk&feature=fvwrel

Whitest Kids You Know Old Folks Home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTfHXPaAHMo&feature=relmfu

Finger ring friends and family!

And don't forget the

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0ix0OyO1c&feature=relmfu

Jizzle for after you are done!


And last but not least a scetch written by John Cleese himself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY-lAYe8xuk&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 03-10-2011, 15:10:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4uvmW0AqqY
1min >
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-10-2011, 17:10:38
Why tanks cant be your boss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JICd5kw1r4&feature=feedrec_grec_index)
That was shit, theta.

Meanwhile, in Operation Corridor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLyaUsZkIC0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 03-10-2011, 18:10:05
Why tanks cant be your boss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JICd5kw1r4&feature=feedrec_grec_index)

Only thing that is worth a note in that video is the music at the end. Its Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 03-10-2011, 19:10:15
I don't get this one?

Well... the guy took out the LS7 V8 engine(505hp) to put a 4cyl. that looks like a Honda Vtec engine...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 03-10-2011, 19:10:09
Would make sense in a competition car (less weight, and not necessarily less power). On the other hand the V8 on that corvette was moved closer to the center to reduce the impact of the engine's weight. And it doesn't look like a racing car at all. so only one word for that: FAIL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-10-2011, 19:10:11
How about fuel economy? Does that honda engine give much less power? Do you really need a V8 to drive around in your local city?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 03-10-2011, 19:10:56
Do you buy a corvette if you want fuel economy? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-10-2011, 19:10:26
Looking at the price of a corvette and other exclusive sport cars i would say yes :D

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/312940_2419594618799_1519435304_32599619_1279831059_n.jpg)

Who recognizes this  ;D
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/297355_2260287398020_1573493337_32233112_912006309_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305401_2249327106913_1060262289_2540416_1323670057_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310806_10150850751405624_804575623_21357179_1098624886_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166935_2199006327095_1005362394_32077328_373070750_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294390_10150479951708625_583288624_11245919_1723565349_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315827_2336761571005_1008815437_2740711_1468113761_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304057_2396324917663_1537182976_32594712_1164997249_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320240_1811326423545_1851544478_1190485_631790832_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/300144_271901099497843_100000338656309_929776_516819184_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-10-2011, 22:10:54
(http://i.imgur.com/CBRCh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/n23vP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8rfxC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1arwC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/eR3TJ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/3jHyV.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-10-2011, 22:10:49

Who recognizes this  ;D
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/297355_2260287398020_1573493337_32233112_912006309_n.jpg)

;D ;D ;D i do

GIGGITY
GIGGITY
GI-GE-TY

He he he-alllllllllllllllllllright
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-10-2011, 22:10:38
I want that dog.

Gotta find an evil looking dog once I ever get one. Probably never. Or a Kitler when I get a cat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 04-10-2011, 07:10:24
(http://i.imgur.com/75R0I.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 04-10-2011, 09:10:39
Nice one. The fact you have to scroll across to see it makes it better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 04-10-2011, 17:10:29
Furry Godzilla! Furry conspiracies!  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 04-10-2011, 18:10:18
(http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/art/54.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-10-2011, 19:10:29
(http://img.humo.be/q100/w1000/h/jeroom/large/torpedo.jpg)

First image=The adventures of tugboat bob
Second image=Mommy, can i go play with my friend torpedo Tom?
Third image=Sure Bob. As long as you are back before it gets dark
fourth=joepi!
Fifth and six=  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 04-10-2011, 19:10:08
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/3/13d8a7d4-b11b-4bf7-ba6f-e39073842557.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 04-10-2011, 23:10:13
Real OR Fake? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sIwPtr45Os)  :o (car crash, thought it was gen, I'm easily duped I guess!)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 04-10-2011, 23:10:17
Fake.  Cars don't explode like that |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-10-2011, 23:10:22
Fake. You can easily see that it's animated/edited.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 05-10-2011, 00:10:41
(http://gif.artige.no/store/13/13732.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-10-2011, 00:10:22
Real OR Fake? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sIwPtr45Os)  :o (car crash, thought it was gen, I'm easily duped I guess!)

hehe, is in spanish, cool =D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 05-10-2011, 01:10:27
hehe, is in spanish, cool =D
But the title, description and comments are in Portuguese  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 05-10-2011, 02:10:05
It was pretty cool even if fake. The sound was awesome and made it real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-10-2011, 11:10:43
I didn't look that real at all to be honest :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-10-2011, 12:10:17
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20111004.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 05-10-2011, 12:10:19
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302530_280744985272900_100000122019166_1301476_8035475_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 05-10-2011, 14:10:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6RYsxY60Bw&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6RYsxY60Bw&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 05-10-2011, 15:10:29
I've seen real car crashes, even so, most of them are very unreal to me. The wheels are very brittle, they would get bent out of shape easily, they don't explode or catch fire easily even in very brutal crashes, passengers mostly dies while drivers survived, especially in modern cars - the interior is most likely to remain intact although the exterior is already torn into pieces. Like most people, I still think that car crashes are like Michael Bay's depiction or other Hollywood action scenes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 05-10-2011, 15:10:32
Which one of you douchebags is flooding reddit with WW2 based memes? Huh? C'mon it's got to be one of you lot, I know there's other Redditors here!

"This is my Pazerschrek, it Shreks Panzers"
"This is my Nebelwerfer, it werfs nebels"
"This is my flammenwerfer, it werfs flammens"

STOP IT NOW!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-10-2011, 17:10:14
Some not funny links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4nltOgFjDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4nltOgFjDA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPYhaOW8TAg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPYhaOW8TAg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtaC_ng4Ac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtaC_ng4Ac)

All are 5 minute selections of soundfiles made from radiowaves collected by Voyager probes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 05-10-2011, 17:10:10
Not funny. But cool as fuck.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 05-10-2011, 18:10:42
Some not funny links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4nltOgFjDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4nltOgFjDA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPYhaOW8TAg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPYhaOW8TAg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtaC_ng4Ac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtaC_ng4Ac)

All are 5 minute selections of soundfiles made from radiowaves collected by Voyager probes.
Always loved this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGeWBiLVn8g&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLA41FE1013CFA228A

Start at 1:30

Don't listen to alien bullshit crazy people, just radio signals emitted by the asteroid belts, the gas atmosphere, it's moons and the main core.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 05-10-2011, 20:10:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfoSfXLvBOg

Robot Chicken always find ways to rape my childhood....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-10-2011, 22:10:27
(http://i.imgur.com/Wwttk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SXNOm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/przA2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-10-2011, 00:10:04
http://www.etsy.com/listing/82524959/commissioned-warhammer-bolters
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-10-2011, 00:10:06
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/1w/a68/kf98/250505/856332142.gif)
Trigger discipline cat is not amused.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 06-10-2011, 02:10:41
That, is probably the most epic .Gif ever... 0_0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-10-2011, 08:10:42
(http://i.imgur.com/5kjVw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 06-10-2011, 09:10:15
The Phelps haven't committed suicide by now? By Allah... they're tough. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 06-10-2011, 19:10:16
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bill+big+to+soon+nope+avi+big+greenish+gray+Also+this+http+funnyjunk+com+funny+pictures+2697422+Dublyoo+s+Problem+greenish+gray_fa19e9_2697785.jpg)

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/when+life+is+just+wonderful_388f3e_2696823.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-10-2011, 19:10:42
Both dont work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-10-2011, 19:10:18
Feeling bored and lazy today, so here are 2 links, first is the carlton, second are some funny know it all pics.

http://youtu.be/jKlxjbhB9HE

http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/7805619937/dwight-schrute-knows-best

Enjoy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 06-10-2011, 19:10:23
Oh god how i love wimp


The title doesn't seem that enticing, but i guarantee you'll laugh at it. hilarious!
German guy doesn't understand "shooting fish in a barrel"

http://www.wimp.com/fishbarrel/


This one is great too
Epic how imperial march starts playing just when he opens the magazine
http://www.wimp.com/juliaroberts/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 06-10-2011, 19:10:12
...does he seriously claim that barrels don't exist anymore except at "whiskey distillery place."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-10-2011, 19:10:53
Lets dance!
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-japanese-girl-amazing-dancing.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 06-10-2011, 20:10:39
...does he seriously claim that barrels don't exist anymore except at "whiskey distillery place."

You guys don't know Flula? This is his obscure strange sense of humour of which we don't know if he's joking or serious about yet. Anyways, this guy is a top class entertainer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxKivzjCFNg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5RD7sODARg&feature=relmfu

I love him.

EDIT: I just need to add this one too, hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPvBK3sbd4Y&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 06-10-2011, 20:10:28
Ok, that is pretty damn funny :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 06-10-2011, 20:10:46
(http://i.imgur.com/0Vv1j.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-10-2011, 22:10:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=inZRzm17odE

The ending of this video has been shortend. Saw the full version a while back, was very gruelsome after the end of THIS video..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 06-10-2011, 23:10:54
Wow thanks for this video THeTA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 07-10-2011, 01:10:31
Well, the wreckage on the road tells you quite clear, that that road is well covered by the enemy. Whenever I go next to wreckage or dead men in games, I face the same consequences they did.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 07-10-2011, 02:10:41
Well, the wreckage on the road tells you quite clear, that that road is well covered by the enemy. Whenever I go next to wreckage or dead men in games, I face the same consequences they did.
Well I agree that that was quite dumb. One car already down on the road, after the car with the AA canon comes, one guy get hurt, then they come back again with a new car :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 07-10-2011, 09:10:28
(http://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Steve_Jobs_Death_Worst_Jokes13.jpg)
(http://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Steve_Jobs_Death_Worst_Jokes6.jpg)
(http://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Steve_Jobs_Death_Worst_Jokes7.jpg)
(http://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Steve_Jobs_Death_Worst_Jokes11.png)
(http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/steve-jobs-grave.jpg)
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8594/1317861347336.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 07-10-2011, 13:10:42
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/314834_10150415543454673_517104672_10032697_390672352_n.jpg)
how to annoy star wars, star trek, lord of the rings & harry potter fans
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2011, 15:10:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=inZRzm17odE

The ending of this video has been shortend. Saw the full version a while back, was very gruelsome after the end of THIS video..
some more info, the full version of the video gets removed whenever it is uploaded. The tank wich returned fire was a T-72.  The man in the technical at the end, on the back, died off the shrapnel. The man seen earlier who was wounded survived however

Info is not 100% reliable though, but seeing at the blast at the end..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 07-10-2011, 18:10:53
1:be sniper in a FPS
2: play this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N7eokTG508 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N7eokTG508)
3: let everyone hear with your mic
4:??
5:profit!


edit: amazing BF3 jet video! it's very awesome guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bP8_Dmfbe0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bP8_Dmfbe0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-10-2011, 19:10:30
A wild Flippy appears!

Eat Uranium uses throw

(http://i.imgur.com/Kw4sH.gif)

It's super effective!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 07-10-2011, 19:10:36
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-10-2011, 20:10:09
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple

Sad but true.^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-10-2011, 20:10:32
Cardboard Warfare: Watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAz-Ax330tE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2011, 21:10:51
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple

Sad but true.^^
eeeeeeyup
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 07-10-2011, 21:10:11
Cardboard Warfare: Watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAz-Ax330tE&feature=related
Cardboard Thompson and MG42 looked quite bad-ass,
Overall not bad :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 07-10-2011, 21:10:36
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Awkward+Pullups+My+third+original+content+enjoy_411f66_2704232.jpg)

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/WTF+Not+oc+just+thought+it+was+funny_7d2193_2704926.jpg)



edit: meanwhile in japan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1guJsD-au7I&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1guJsD-au7I&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 08-10-2011, 00:10:29
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/d8700.jpg)

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/0af97.jpg)

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/9e6eb.jpg)

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/91a5a.jpg)

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/69457.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-10-2011, 00:10:19
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/296208_2329817917713_1017661271_2639450_450963296_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/297920_2382441316753_1122314919_32857518_1641281384_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305401_2249327106913_1060262289_2540416_1323670057_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/317743_10150850774785624_804575623_21357340_426219183_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 08-10-2011, 01:10:53
(http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2011-10-06-a49f433.png)

(http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2011-10-05-6261645.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-10-2011, 03:10:37
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110630.gif)

(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110423.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-10-2011, 19:10:11
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6205/6127191285_616284a263_z.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-10-2011, 19:10:00
mother...fucking........dog
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 08-10-2011, 20:10:26
mother...fucking........dog

It's on xbox, so it isnt a lost. That dog is so cute.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-10-2011, 20:10:44
(http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10488558.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 08-10-2011, 20:10:42
(http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10488558.jpg)

That's because you're not pronouncing it correctly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 08-10-2011, 23:10:03
Finally Schneider has updated his photo.

Jesus Christ, you got me there....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-10-2011, 00:10:05
Nah, I just pulled it off of reddit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-10-2011, 00:10:35
Don't want to make a special tread for it, but this is epic!

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/10/virus-hits-drone-fleet/

Whoops  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 09-10-2011, 02:10:41
Don't want to make a special tread for it, but this is epic!

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/10/virus-hits-drone-fleet/

Whoops  ::)
Gotta love the proficiency of their IT staff. "We keep erasing it but it keeps coming back" - either it's a boot sector virus (which are VERY rare nowadays) and they should not only reinstall Windows but delete the MBR and all partitions and then repartition and reinstall, OR most likely, another computer on the same network that has not been erased keeps infecting the other computers. The usual suspect being some high-ranking officer who has managed to avoid the erasing procedure by claiming he's doing "top secret" work, which is probably why his monitor is facing away from the door and he jumps whenever someone enters the room unexpected. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-10-2011, 04:10:46
(http://i.imgur.com/okfiv.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/sgdtv.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/rHMig.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 09-10-2011, 13:10:28
http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.com/2011/10/blog-post.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 09-10-2011, 15:10:46
Russian Rock 'n' Roll Bike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZmY4sqe64 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZmY4sqe64)

*Allready posted?/ Missed that then. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 09-10-2011, 18:10:37
Russian Rock 'n' Roll Bike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZmY4sqe64 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZmY4sqe64)

Already posted, but still badass.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-10-2011, 22:10:25
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/i_think_he_is_part_labrador.jpg)
Silly lion, you are not a dog!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 10-10-2011, 17:10:37
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=719_1317848958
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 10-10-2011, 18:10:58
Here comes...Doctor Tran!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 10-10-2011, 19:10:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--HR7PWfp0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--HR7PWfp0)

Macbeth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I88WW2xDlAc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I88WW2xDlAc&feature=related)
and some random quotes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-10-2011, 20:10:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3-5t__hUXA&feature=feedrec_grec_index

smooth sax deployed in ...


And ofcourse greasymoose .....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_6vl4eC2xk&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zmZfoMkVt8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbo8SNTNsQQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 10-10-2011, 22:10:12
http://www.hornoxe.com/chuck-testa-mc-hammer-remix/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 10-10-2011, 22:10:13
nooope!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-10-2011, 23:10:41
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/hard_working_at_the_office.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-10-2011, 00:10:57
Funny:

(http://i.imgur.com/kKmMF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ig32C.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/a18t2.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/0KC2L.jpg)

Not funny:

(http://i.space.com/images/i/9129/i02/human-spaceflight-50-years-infographic-110411b-02.jpg?1302543367)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 11-10-2011, 01:10:34
Would the SR-71 somewhat count in that photo? Or does it have to specifically be something designed for space travel?


(http://i.imgur.com/3fGRK.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-10-2011, 02:10:55
Those are all of the vehicles that have carried humans to altitudes above 100km.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls568vsDH91qb25dg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 11-10-2011, 07:10:24
Those are all of the vehicles that have carried humans to altitudes above 100km.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls568vsDH91qb25dg.jpg)

That's just not fair to the poor satellites...   :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2011, 10:10:54
Throwing them into space wasn't really fair either.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 11-10-2011, 10:10:54
Throwing them into space wasn't really fair either.

Shut up. They were built for space and are happy as can be up there. Now Water on the other hand... nonono...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2011, 11:10:47
Have you ever asked them? They hate it in space!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 11-10-2011, 11:10:28
Panzer Soundtank.

I kid you not.

http://gajitz.com/crushing-sounds-massive-mobile-tank-sound-system/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbmDcSBkoY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgJvdo4EQ4w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-10-2011, 17:10:15
http://www.wimp.com/nobeer/ (http://www.wimp.com/nobeer/)

Its amazing, it isnt funny yet its funny.

Ok this one takes a litttle bit of effort.
Pause the vid of the throat singing at 0:06
pause the pig squeel at 0:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kDXGSwiRmA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kDXGSwiRmA&feature=related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZSckIjp4c&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL42FC1DC8A9149D23 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZSckIjp4c&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL42FC1DC8A9149D23)

Quote
1. Pause this video at 0:06

2. Open a new window and search on youtube "pig squeal girl"

3. Click on the first video and pause it at 0:08.

4. Play the two videos together

Thumbs up if it was awesome!

MrCubeGuy 22 uur geleden


bwaaaa
http://www.wimp.com/goatsound/ (http://www.wimp.com/goatsound/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 11-10-2011, 18:10:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLsLkkCWcbI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 11-10-2011, 19:10:20
ish  :o :-X ...  imagine a Chixx going at the toilet because of a red alert and then she will scream her life :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-10-2011, 21:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2oymHHyV1M&feature=player_embedded#!

Bloody CHARGERS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-10-2011, 22:10:36
(http://i.imgur.com/YUF3A.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/jRgYX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mfjCj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dFNlo.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/139/761/dinosour-gunfight.jpg?1308942880)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-10-2011, 01:10:05
9. I can't remember the last time i wasn't at least kind of tired.

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

So true!

(http://www.n0.se/f/n/79202_1318364538.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-10-2011, 01:10:35
Most of those apply to me.  I'd personally expand 29 to include the horrific feeling when you climb your stairs at night and for some reason have counted wrong and go to take that last step but it isn't there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 12-10-2011, 01:10:58
Its amazing, it isnt funny yet its funny.

Ok this one takes a litttle bit of effort.
Pause the vid of the throat singing at 0:06
pause the pig squeel at 0:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kDXGSwiRmA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kDXGSwiRmA&feature=related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZSckIjp4c&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL42FC1DC8A9149D23 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZSckIjp4c&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL42FC1DC8A9149D23)

Quote
1. Pause this video at 0:06

2. Open a new window and search on youtube "pig squeal girl"

3. Click on the first video and pause it at 0:08.

4. Play the two videos together

Thumbs up if it was awesome!

MrCubeGuy 22 uur geleden




Did the job for you:

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4kDXGSwiRmA&start1=06&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQyZSckIjp4c&start2=08&authorName=Skruller
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 12-10-2011, 01:10:36
How about that feeling when you cross a road and realise you didnt look at all for any sort of traffic?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-10-2011, 02:10:18
When I get that feeling, I feel as if death where cheated. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-10-2011, 02:10:20
Most of those apply to me.  I'd personally expand 29 to include the horrific feeling when you climb your stairs at night and for some reason have counted wrong and go to take that last step but it isn't there.
Even worse when descenting stairs and you think you've reached the bottom step, but you haven't
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 12-10-2011, 02:10:09
That uncomfortable uncertainty I get when I park my car outside my home, after a long day, and realize that I have no idea how I got there, what route I took, how many red lights I crossed or if I drove over someone..

Or the annoyance when I think of something I need to remember, and a minute later I've forgotten what it was. All I know it was something I had to remember and something really important. And no matter how hard I try, I can't for the life of me remember what it was. And while trying to remember it again I think of the same thing over and over, while repeatedly telling myself that it's not that. Only to find out that it was actually that, and it wasn't important at all. ( and your friends call you senile )

Or how quickly I get annoyed when listening to someone telling a story, as the storyteller fixates on giving me the most accurate date and time he possibly can instead of getting to the point, and then catch myself doing the same thing to other people.

..I could go on..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 12-10-2011, 08:10:28
Most of those apply to me.  I'd personally expand 29 to include the horrific feeling when you climb your stairs at night and for some reason have counted wrong and go to take that last step but it isn't there.
I swear, that sort of stuff will give me a heart attack one day. I usually have that when walking up the stairs, as it's really really dark there. And now for the last step. OH GOD I MISSED IT! Oh wait, I'm there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 12-10-2011, 10:10:04
Or that feeling when you wake up in your room dressed from the waist up, naked from the waist down, wondering what the hell happened last night while looking around in your apartment going: "Oh shit.".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 12-10-2011, 17:10:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tphYHv_AKg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 12-10-2011, 17:10:52
http://vimeo.com/13780892

http://www.break.com/index/herp-derp-reporter-cant-hear-2178246
http://www.break.com/index/man-walks-into-picture-of-a-store-2178183
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 12-10-2011, 22:10:29
(http://i.imgur.com/ShPeh.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 13-10-2011, 00:10:50
That uncomfortable uncertainty I get when I park my car outside my home, after a long day, and realize that I have no idea how I got there, what route I took, how many red lights I crossed or if I drove over someone..

Or the annoyance when I think of something I need to remember, and a minute later I've forgotten what it was. All I know it was something I had to remember and something really important. And no matter how hard I try, I can't for the life of me remember what it was. And while trying to remember it again I think of the same thing over and over, while repeatedly telling myself that it's not that. Only to find out that it was actually that, and it wasn't important at all. ( and your friends call you senile )

Or how quickly I get annoyed when listening to someone telling a story, as the storyteller fixates on giving me the most accurate date and time he possibly can instead of getting to the point, and then catch myself doing the same thing to other people.

..I could go on..

Reading the BF3 thread and wondering why I still bother ...

26. I always let the person in near the end of the line in case of traffic jams because I admire his or hers bravery. And of course it is making good use of most of the road. Bloody hate those chickenshits that even cross the solid line just so they can join the highway early. Use the whole damn lane. It's there for a reason.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-10-2011, 01:10:27
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/308953_10150870932960287_841605286_21253848_2028119301_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 13-10-2011, 02:10:51
Gabe Newell at the office, hard at work on Episode 3

(http://i.imgur.com/Wnqd1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: 69rat on 13-10-2011, 02:10:08
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/29582322592589746800622.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/51-600x279.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/rhn0vt.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-10-2011, 14:10:23
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/29582322592589746800622.jpg)
I'd say "poor dog" but i would love to have a costume like that myself
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 13-10-2011, 17:10:51
Its not normal to do an ad like this, but on meth it is:

Muller Yogurt 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBujoJpDxo0&feature=channel_video_title

Dont do drugs, kids.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-10-2011, 19:10:16
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/298904_2345081359615_1627465661_2349721_2104872598_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/299229_2345093719924_1627465661_2349752_265812155_n.jpg)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308275_2345092279888_1627465661_2349749_1825124595_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 13-10-2011, 23:10:49
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/196755_460s.jpg)

xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 14-10-2011, 00:10:46
(http://www.modellversium.de/kit/bilder/2/6/3/8263-deckel.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 14-10-2011, 01:10:59
love the snowman  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 14-10-2011, 04:10:52
love the tail insignia censor  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 14-10-2011, 05:10:14
Sweet Aviation Models rofl epic win
http://www.sweetaviationmodels.com/

This is inside the Box
(http://www.sweetaviationmodels.com/gallery/AWildcatintheHand.jpg)

(http://www.sweetaviationmodels.com/1411815thMustangbox.jpg)
(http://www.cybermodeler.com/hobby/kits/swe/images/kit_sweet_f4f.jpg)
(http://www.cybermodeler.com/hobby/builds/swe/images/swe_fm-2_1.jpg)
(http://www.brookhursthobbies.com/images/products/standard/SWT14105.jpg)
(http://www.sweetaviationmodels.com/FM2Ghostbox2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 14-10-2011, 06:10:15
LOL, Dang, this girl has one TINY a-- bikini!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/14oct2011?x=2&v=TKS1LPQ6D2Y&feature=pyv&ad=9459319502&kw=thong
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 14-10-2011, 06:10:26
You see directly that something will happen cause all Buttons have weird quality.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 14-10-2011, 06:10:08
Lowered my volume when I saw the weird layout
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-10-2011, 11:10:21
Bill Gates love the fonz. In lack of sharks he jumps a chair instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eopV6E8kCQg

I love the enthusiasm of the reporter as he does it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-10-2011, 12:10:05
(http://i.imgur.com/DUKKt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XtJX8.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WjtLI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5J8R9.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DiHfU.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/OlpJH.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 14-10-2011, 15:10:24
i bring you:

ELEKTROSWING!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-10-2011, 15:10:39
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300748_10150871260725343_670010342_21256496_1234697859_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-10-2011, 15:10:48
i bring you:

ELEKTROSWING!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI
Zeno! I guess i'm not the only one who found salvation!

Thank you wimp.com!

Found this new great band
Caravan Palace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI

This one is worth a listen just cause of the picture:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cn8P7T75zw&feature=related

Electroswing, love it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-10-2011, 15:10:18
what the fuck is this



its

its

Not bad...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 14-10-2011, 22:10:36
(http://i.imgur.com/Eu8Ds.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dLfaU.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 15-10-2011, 01:10:39
Wahahahahaha!!!!

Just saw this in the UK photoshop thread.

http://forums.electronicarts.co.uk/battlefield-3/1422996-where-battlefield-guy-photoshop.html

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8998/fh31f298b5a7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-10-2011, 01:10:05
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lklt49IEHU1qfp7ako1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-10-2011, 02:10:09
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lklt49IEHU1qfp7ako1_400.gif)
oh god when watching that movie, i replayed that part 5 times. Laughed my ass off
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-10-2011, 03:10:29
(http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/bor111014.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: HadrianBT on 15-10-2011, 04:10:21
ATTENTION, gentlemen!!!

Look closely at the third picture posted by G.Drew, right below the words "why not both". The left guy clearly has something like DP-28 (most likely - DPM) in his hands and he is hip-shooting it.

Therefore, I demand that DP-28 is coded as Bred currently in game. What can be better evidence than this? ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 15-10-2011, 06:10:29
It´s something like PKMT not DP lol

read in Picture of the day other areas, its from that topic :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2011, 08:10:29
Its a PKMT alright. Probaly taken from a tank
however
the DPM could be hip fired like a bren
It had a pistol grip and all the fancy tools to do that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 15-10-2011, 09:10:10
(http://www.hapoelshack.com/img/maxi/battlefield3.gif) (http://www.hapoelshack.com/i/battlefield3.gif/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-10-2011, 14:10:40
My Blackberry is not working!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 15-10-2011, 16:10:43
(http://i.imgur.com/Ogcoh.jpg)
Pretty dam true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-10-2011, 19:10:05
Who does Superman dream of?


Superputin.


http://superputin.ru/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-10-2011, 19:10:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Ogcoh.jpg)
Pretty dam true.


Next answer to a test question? I think so.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 16-10-2011, 01:10:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azRpoVvYPWs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGbo50Ar420

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 16-10-2011, 02:10:07
(http://i.imgur.com/RYb64.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/3eshl.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/YvxO0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RB6Oc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xUMUh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DyAt0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-10-2011, 04:10:50
(http://i.imgur.com/DyAt0.jpg)
Where did it come from?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-10-2011, 04:10:01
Take a guess. Bear in mind this is the Aussie version of the Daily Mail.

Speaking of which, another epic news line (that has probably been posted before):

(http://www.dumree.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/best-newspaper-headline-ever.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/greatest-news-headlines-17.jpg?w=500&h=516)
(http://cdn3.diggstatic.com/story/best_wtf_news_headline_ever/o.png)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 16-10-2011, 08:10:00
(http://hosted.wargamer.com/Panzer/lier2006/images/DSCN4031.JPG)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 16-10-2011, 10:10:29
Where did it come from?!
[/quote]

Should be NT (Northern Territory), Australia... maybe Darwin and other hillbilly towns near it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 16-10-2011, 13:10:37
See, this is why Northern Territory is not a state.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 16-10-2011, 13:10:04
Where did it come from?!
Should be NT (Northern Territory), Australia... maybe Darwin and other hillbilly towns near it.
I don't think he wanted to know where the newspaper came from... ::)

To Ted: It was fired across the room out of a hooker ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 16-10-2011, 14:10:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydHMU05BknE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-10-2011, 20:10:03
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302348_234575006600705_100001446213524_665847_1378618027_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/315026_115594145216084_100002964965735_95001_36600732_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320573_301634739850287_100000112892419_1337394_110809691_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/298267_10150261433632168_664062167_6727791_409697374_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298125_274239179276380_100000709005986_919114_819058537_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/298490_246765718704277_100001125530829_653611_1086421122_n.jpg)

Trouble ahead
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/316128_10150318737861010_716796009_8400688_1397928987_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/317000_246663782047804_100001125530829_652664_661627899_n.jpg)

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/299180_10150875966460624_804575623_21524671_737327725_n.jpg)

Thanks for the warning!
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/315727_2055126938787_1262972631_31781274_297179439_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/310580_2154207099609_1379384740_32100581_761955571_n.jpg)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308646_10150871258590343_670010342_21256476_2017269509_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 16-10-2011, 20:10:56
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/11/article-2047889-0E51719B00000578-395_634x473.jpg)

Probably a repost.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-10-2011, 22:10:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67tNwTtH0qE

Yeah... I don't know.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eglaerinion on 16-10-2011, 22:10:51
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/11/article-2047889-0E51719B00000578-395_634x473.jpg)

Probably a repost.
Seen it before, don't know if it was on here though. Bard level 43. Epic. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 16-10-2011, 22:10:15
I honestly thought that was a photoshop job, and I'm still not sure!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-10-2011, 22:10:56
Nope, it aint photoshopped. That picture was taken alright  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 16-10-2011, 23:10:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67tNwTtH0qE

Yeah... I don't know.
Bwhahahaaaa
That was amazing. Looks like a game i could play for the rest of my life.
If Jesse Cox played this, It would be hilarious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 17-10-2011, 05:10:44
Lets all get ripped with the new Tug Toner !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ewsEKVJVA&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-10-2011, 05:10:21
Old, but epic.  I'll never forget the gay club in San Fran where they played a techno song of that commercial, complete with the videos of it xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-10-2011, 12:10:59
Lets all get ripped with the new Tug Toner !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ewsEKVJVA&feature=player_embedded
Erm, wat ???

It's like they invented the shake weight, and then realised that is was sexually suggestive - and then realised that this was providing free internet advertising.  So then they went on with that theme in mind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 17-10-2011, 12:10:20
Finnish furries?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-10-2011, 13:10:21
The answer to that question is: "Yes, but only if I can eat a bacon sandwich in the process".

(http://i.imgur.com/ENHPE.gif)
(http://gifusie.statics.pl/p/1/361.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/xqRJV.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 17-10-2011, 15:10:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTl6Y629WXo&feature=channel_video_title (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTl6Y629WXo&feature=channel_video_title)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx595INvD48&feature=relmfu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx595INvD48&feature=relmfu)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsM0Xu-9nzg&feature=relmfu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsM0Xu-9nzg&feature=relmfu)

Oh wait...
this did happen...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-10-2011, 16:10:55
Warning for disturbing video, still it's on youtube so it's not "the worst"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPeLuFaGyw

Fucking crazy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-10-2011, 17:10:56
Warning for disturbing video, still it's on youtube so it's not "the worst"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPeLuFaGyw

Fucking crazy

That's fucked up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-10-2011, 17:10:37
That

that cant be real right? common all of these video's are fake! this one to?
right?

:(

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 17-10-2011, 17:10:50
Warning for disturbing video, still it's on youtube so it's not "the worst"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPeLuFaGyw

Fucking crazy
Wow, and China hired people to argue on the internet and make propaganda about how their country is so awesome, then you see those kind of videos and all their efforts are bullshit.

EDIT : The man talking in the video is the father of the girl, the first trucker who drove over her called the father and said he didn't know what to do and just drove away, he then gave money to the father for the incident.

Also a guy was jailed for helping somebody in the same situation, hence the no help given to the girl. (That's even more fucked up)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 17-10-2011, 17:10:05
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 17-10-2011, 18:10:11
Wow, and China hired people to argue on the internet and make propaganda about how their country is so awesome, then you see those kind of videos and all their efforts are bullshit.

50 cents per comment ain't bullshit for an average guy who earn US$450 per month at best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 17-10-2011, 18:10:48
argh, should have alt f4'd when i read the title. Stupid stupid stupid sensation seeking brain.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: RommelBr on 17-10-2011, 22:10:55
Don`t do this man...

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/pacifist-cat1.gif)
... not worth it, get that finger off the trigger, please.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 18-10-2011, 03:10:33
Going thru my favorites history...Still on youtube! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M)  :D

Jeezus thought this was soo banned for copyright too! Still there! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG3QXLxU9CI)  :)

*Paul Hogan sketches!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 18-10-2011, 06:10:38
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect

Good ol' deindividuation and diffusion of responsibility  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 18-10-2011, 09:10:34
Would you like  to watch a sitcom centred on a German middle-class couple named Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, who cannot get along with their new Jewish neighbours? Me too.

Meine Damen und Herren, ze "lost" pilot episode of Heil Honey! I'm Home!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc (part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUq7FaROIE (part 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJcQoV-piDo (part 3)

I cannot wait the day when someone finds and uploads somewhere the entire unaired first season (eight episodes in total)... ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-10-2011, 10:10:43
I've seen it before.

I think it really sucked.With the first episode that bad, no wonder they didn't air the rest ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 18-10-2011, 13:10:05

Jeezus thought this was soo banned for copyright too! Still there! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG3QXLxU9CI)  :)

*Paul Hogan sketches!  :D

0:30 happens to me all the time, a hot summerday kills me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 18-10-2011, 20:10:33
This Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K97u5usT9WY

is brilliant.

Saints Row: The Third - Shock and Awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2011, 21:10:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqaAmRER7_M&feature=feedf

HEY KNUCKLEHEADS! you aint gonna win!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-10-2011, 21:10:49
(http://i.imgur.com/s9m4a.png)
Quote
In response to 'As seen by...', this is the sum of my knowledge of US geography as a European in a crappy MS Paint pic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2011, 21:10:15
That how The united states was represented
dum dum dum dum dum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 18-10-2011, 22:10:47
Putting forward a motion to re-name this thread to Post Stuff You See On Reddit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 18-10-2011, 22:10:43
from the FH meme thread  ;D

(http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo304/Achtungsnow/axisbias1.gif)


i loled :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 18-10-2011, 22:10:06
The Amish live in Pennsylvania and the mid-west, not in Virginia  :P

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 18-10-2011, 23:10:14
The Amish live in Pennsylvania and the mid-west, not in Virginia  :P
Please remind me again, how is the picture any more inaccurate compared to, say, Joe Public's view of the Europe?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 18-10-2011, 23:10:49
I did not say that it was, but the rest of the picture was pretty accurate (Even down to the "surely this is part of Canada", which it was up to 1820), so I thought I'd comment on the one obvious mistake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-10-2011, 00:10:41
(http://i.imgur.com/s9m4a.png)
Quote
In response to 'As seen by...', this is the sum of my knowledge of US geography as a European in a crappy MS Paint pic

Actually, the ten largest reported ancestries in Michigan are:
German (22.9%)
Irish (12.0%)
English (10.6%)
Polish (9.1%)
French or French Canadian (7.0%)
Dutch (5.2%)
Italian (4.9%)
American (4.8%)
Scottish (2.5%)
Swedish (1.7%)
Red=Stuff I have in me most prominently  xD

NO DANES IN MICHIGAN.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 19-10-2011, 01:10:42
I did not say that it was, but the rest of the picture was pretty accurate (Even down to the "surely this is part of Canada", which it was up to 1820), so I thought I'd comment on the one obvious mistake.

  Even though the people of Quebec and the people of Massachusetts are similar in nature, (arrogant dicks) they are not the same.  We became independent from the d-bags in Mass in 1820.  Getting our very northern boarders straight did not happen till a couple decades later as I recall.  But yeah there is some crossover to this day on the boarders in regards to peoples ancestry.  Our current governor only spoke French until his teen years.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-10-2011, 02:10:12
Kids of the 90s, prepare yourselfs:

(http://i.imgur.com/wtB8D.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 19-10-2011, 02:10:27
Man...that was such a nostalgia. Like 10 years in a few seconds. Thanks a lot for that pic :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-10-2011, 02:10:52
Rather US biased though, there was a lot there I didn't recognise.  It needed more Ivor the Engine.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-10-2011, 03:10:39
And Mr Benn. And Noggin the Nog. And Ed, Edd and Eddy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 19-10-2011, 05:10:24
I did not say that it was, but the rest of the picture was pretty accurate (Even down to the "surely this is part of Canada", which it was up to 1820), so I thought I'd comment on the one obvious mistake.

  Even though the people of Quebec and the people of Massachusetts are similar in nature, (arrogant dicks) they are not the same.  We became independent from the d-bags in Mass in 1820.  Getting our very northern boarders straight did not happen till a couple decades later as I recall.  But yeah there is some crossover to this day on the boarders in regards to peoples ancestry.  Our current governor only spoke French until his teen years.
"Arrogant dicks" Quebecers are often girls or people without a good Q.I. All the anti-english ones I know are either idiots or girls. I dunno why but girls tend to have more difficulty with english and then they blame it and other stuff. The idiots I mean the "Sports>>>>everything" kind of people that are always upsetting everybody and teachers. That's from what I saw in Highschool. Never had problems with english and the english people but my sisters hate it, they aren't good in english, at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 19-10-2011, 07:10:22
(http://i.imgur.com/rkTpH.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-10-2011, 14:10:29
(http://i.imgur.com/tztDL.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 19-10-2011, 15:10:29
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/lego_gangsters.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-10-2011, 17:10:03
(http://i.imgur.com/tztDL.png)
i to would swap my jeans for something that awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-10-2011, 18:10:49
1990s USA was the best. They held world cup football tournament, everybody wants to go to Disneyland, people outside US did not know anything about n-word sensitivity, less political correctness, less religious debate, less shit we hear from now. It was when stuff from US > stuff from everywhere else. We waited several hours for 70s 80s American shows to be rerun in our television broadcast. Baywatch was aired in prime time. Now it is aired during "adult hours." Then we have this mystery cult shows like Millennium and X-Files were gaining popularity at that time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-10-2011, 18:10:34
X-files FTW
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-10-2011, 20:10:17
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294220_2539571253347_1375627081_2896848_39624622_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-10-2011, 21:10:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJHLikETIvE&feature=feedu

I find his comentary rather amusing. watch him almost daily playing games.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-10-2011, 00:10:32
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3308/bf3duck.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-10-2011, 00:10:52
Funny how I thought the exact same thing when I saw that on kuvaton. :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-10-2011, 00:10:36
(http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/532)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-10-2011, 01:10:14
http://us.akinator.com/

every. damn. time. >:|

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/8/5/96885.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 20-10-2011, 11:10:19
Best way to quit your sucky job! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A4UGtM4hDQ&fmt=18)  ;D
and
Marine MRE Epic Mealtime (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIw0le5VFCA) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-10-2011, 12:10:43
(http://i.imgur.com/wceJ1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-10-2011, 16:10:07
Funny how I thought the exact same thing when I saw that on kuvaton. :)
I honestly thought it was something Finnish. Never the less it was pretty funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-10-2011, 16:10:27
Funny how I thought the exact same thing when I saw that on kuvaton. :)
I honestly thought it was something Finnish. Never the less it was pretty funny.

The original was about dubstep, but works equally well in this context. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2011, 17:10:44
Some guy who pretends he loves BF3 and who claims that he is not payed by EA and defends against any critism against BF3...

Well that guy said BF3 was not like COD

yet when you get promoted now to a new rank you get a sound wich is in a simular style as the COD ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Vu19mkCGI
i mean this
BF3 also has that (In its own KRKRKRKAAAA RRKKKIIIRKKKKAAA AAAARKKKKK sound ofcourse)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: RommelBr on 20-10-2011, 17:10:12

   After the release of Battleifeld Bad Company 2 Vietnam DLC the IGN site gave 9.5 points to the game.
      Why not 10 ? The justification of them: Too much Fortunate Son

  Then some guys made a video in response to IGN's review : Too Much Fortunate Son http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQF7H2UYT0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQF7H2UYT0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2011, 18:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUjZBuHh378
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptiS3nFa4no&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4k4_OLV938&feature=related

Boondocks, so goddam awesome  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-10-2011, 17:10:15
http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/general_aviation/read.main/336291/1/#20 (http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/general_aviation/read.main/336291/1/#20)

Read the thread, then look at the posting date...

How Valve's marketing works? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsAH2jlTiB8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-10-2011, 17:10:45
http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/general_aviation/read.main/336291/1/#20 (http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/general_aviation/read.main/336291/1/#20)

Read the thread, then look at the posting date...
LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 21-10-2011, 18:10:06
I can't remember the names of the guys who posted in that thread... they must be really really old guys.

Anyway, had something with a guy who admitted that he is a "hipster"

(http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-10-2011, 20:10:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZtCZOiZ-cg&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Natty on 21-10-2011, 20:10:17
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4553/eveadolf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-10-2011, 21:10:43
http://youtu.be/_HDK--vBMhU

The civil war on Drugs...Big movie so grab yourself some popcorn...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 21-10-2011, 22:10:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81uLTl0y5YM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81uLTl0y5YM&feature=related)

this will make you shit like fuck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 21-10-2011, 22:10:21
@Belgianplayer
So kids watch that? They watch grizzly bears getting their neck broken by fucking ponies?!


http://imgur.com/rhwHn

That is awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-10-2011, 22:10:13
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/rf/8xl/r0xu/127166/861951112.jpg)


LHeureux, everyone and their grandmas watch MLP nowadays.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 21-10-2011, 22:10:26
Phineas and Ferb is still better   >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-10-2011, 22:10:05
Also, not watching cartoon network (now, anyway. I have no idea the kind of shite they broadcast now. I miss Ed, Edd and Eddy).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-10-2011, 22:10:02
This just in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGGz4q0K9Uk

Mr Weebl's new vlog entry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 21-10-2011, 22:10:01
the same episode also got a nuke...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-10-2011, 23:10:00
at first you to would be=LOL YOU GUYS WATCH PONIES?

Untill you actually watch the show and realise it is fucking awesome.

I mean=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbblSflI9nA

And ofcourse the epic voiceacting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAL7ZN7Eh8&feature=related

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 22-10-2011, 00:10:47
at first you to would be=LOL YOU GUYS WATCH PONIES?

Untill you actually watch the show and realise it is fucking awesome.

I mean=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbblSflI9nA

And ofcourse the epic voiceacting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAL7ZN7Eh8&feature=related
How I miss animated Starship Troopers..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 22-10-2011, 00:10:21
at first you to would be=LOL YOU GUYS WATCH PONIES?

Untill you actually watch the show and realise it is fucking awesome.

I mean=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbblSflI9nA

And ofcourse the epic voiceacting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAL7ZN7Eh8&feature=related

It's not funny.

But I guess it's really cool to like a pony cartoon, so not mainstream, eh?

Twats.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 22-10-2011, 01:10:15
I found this one recently, dunno if people around have already seen it
(http://www.autocompletefail.com/acf/acf00085.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 22-10-2011, 01:10:24
Do midgets have small willies though, or are they regular-sized?

In fact, save for the first, those are all interesting questions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 22-10-2011, 02:10:48
Do midgets have small willies though, or are they regular-sized?

In fact, save for the first, those are all interesting questions.

They are, most of them.
Does midgets have knees? why wouldn't they?
I'd like to know about the last one though.


It's not funny.

But I guess it's really cool to like a pony cartoon, so not mainstream, eh?

Twats.
Thank you fuchs! btw, get on irc.





Are you rapture-ready?
http://www.raptureready.com/health/health.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-10-2011, 02:10:55
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Bronies are just failed entry-level furries.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: belgianplayer on 22-10-2011, 11:10:53
1: click on my computer
2: click on C:
3: click on windows
4: click on media
5: click on onestop/town
6: shit bricks

edit: pic makes it better
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Mother+of+god+FRONT+PAGE+THANKS+GUYS_3e30e1_2766044.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-10-2011, 14:10:37
Pictures on Funnyjunk do not show up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-10-2011, 21:10:51
Pictures on Funnyjunk do not show up.
^This.

STOP linking from funnyjunk.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 22-10-2011, 23:10:39
Do midgets have small willies though, or are they regular-sized?

In fact, save for the first, those are all interesting questions.
Save for the first? Why do you rule that one out? All midgets have night vision, common fact!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-10-2011, 02:10:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzPsfnN3sU&feature=related

Don feel bad bout losin, ive ben wrestlin' wolves back when your at yer mothers teet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 23-10-2011, 16:10:54
(http://gif.artige.no/store/15/15197.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 23-10-2011, 17:10:38
Hilarious! It's good we all know Norwegian language and culture so well.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 23-10-2011, 17:10:34
Yeah, exactly

(http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/norway-which-country.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-10-2011, 21:10:13
(http://i.imgur.com/jPjiv.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 23-10-2011, 22:10:10
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4553/eveadolf.jpg)
btw: those are the trams of my hometown (i can recognize this from the stickers on the upper left)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-10-2011, 23:10:11
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-pimp-of-the-hill.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 24-10-2011, 03:10:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfo6ZADLtk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-11-2011, 12:11:43
(http://i.imgur.com/KqqhI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/DnK9K.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/CJCdi.jpg)

Also: Nigella Talks Dirty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 07-11-2011, 14:11:24
Pic dump in 3, 2, 1:
(http://canv.as/ugc/original/efaad43936b1f10149f1c675718a696a0187cb1d.jpeg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltav8aIDpZ1qj26eao1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/k8OKk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/bynRH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/56fbX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FEFw4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LoXHa.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/OLfSb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 07-11-2011, 15:11:37
Who will do this tomorrow ?? :P
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298012_160769514018198_149319538496529_278617_209937714_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-11-2011, 22:11:02
I will probably buy COD (but for the good reasons).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 08-11-2011, 00:11:29
Duck Sauce - Big Bad Wolf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Gr2TVLWnw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Gr2TVLWnw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 08-11-2011, 07:11:26
WTF did I just watch  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 08-11-2011, 15:11:19
OMFG thats just so wierd !!!

Never saw something that wierd before !!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 08-11-2011, 16:11:37
You dont surf the internet that much then or you surf only a small range of sites.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 08-11-2011, 17:11:59
hahaha wtf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 08-11-2011, 18:11:58
wow. one of the best video clips i've seen a while

so much lulz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 08-11-2011, 20:11:54
Bring your kid to work day?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Z2us2kOQd6g#t=60s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-11-2011, 20:11:08
Duck Sauce - Big Bad Wolf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Gr2TVLWnw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Gr2TVLWnw)

New take on the phrase "giving head."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 08-11-2011, 22:11:49
http://events.slooh.com/

Live show showing asteroid 2005 YU55 close fly-by.... Quite interesting stuff...

P.S. the scientist on the show said we're relatively safe from this asteroid's impact for at least a 100 years... Unlike some other asteroids...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 09-11-2011, 03:11:52
...

(http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/psychosanta.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-11-2011, 04:11:46
Oh yes, I was waiting for my favorite gif to make it to the forums
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 09-11-2011, 04:11:39
...

(http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/psychosanta.gif)

I've wondered from where this was.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-11-2011, 14:11:30
http://i.imgur.com/1yTaX.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/1yTaX.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 09-11-2011, 19:11:53
a new and exciting take at what is so familiar to us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-11-2011, 20:11:22
a new and exciting take at what is so familiar to us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc)
zhat is SO last month

yet still awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-11-2011, 20:11:40
The economy:

(http://i.imgur.com/OiPWD.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 10-11-2011, 01:11:00
(http://scifun.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/flibblekopie.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 10-11-2011, 07:11:58
I've got a really old one, but it's timeless:
(http://88.84.128.30/~isnochys/wordpress/wp-content/2009/10/when-you-reach-max-level-you-stop-leveling.jpg)

And another one:
(http://88.84.128.30/~isnochys/wordpress/wp-content/2009/10/body-of-christ-eat-it-sucka-500x304-450x273.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 10-11-2011, 09:11:56
Oh Lord I forgot his name. :|

BTW, that last pic caught me off guard.  :o :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-11-2011, 09:11:43
(http://i.imgur.com/K09HB.jpg)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090913.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 10-11-2011, 14:11:37
Sean Connery, Sir!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 10-11-2011, 17:11:52
Sean Connery, Sir!

Yes it is Sir Sean Connery! Sexiest man of the Century!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 10-11-2011, 18:11:51
Sean Connery, Sir!

Yes it is Shir Shean Connury! Shexiest mahn of the Shentury!
FTFY
(http://i.imgur.com/S1wY4.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 10-11-2011, 18:11:41
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/graduate.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 10-11-2011, 18:11:35
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/star_dust_vs_bible.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 10-11-2011, 19:11:05
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391964_272779259433321_141035915940990_855346_2013978447_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 10-11-2011, 23:11:05
i spend too much time in this thread  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ

:X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 10-11-2011, 23:11:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ

I think I've seen a porno with the same title...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-11-2011, 23:11:59
i spend too much time in this thread  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ

:X
Finnish bias ftw! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygdAiDxKfI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 11-11-2011, 01:11:44
 11th of the 11th of the 11th (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48GZxq6RO-c) ! 

Ok evhgear, this is just about the "date", not Remembrance day itself :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 11-11-2011, 01:11:30
An horror movie for the remembrance day ??  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 11-11-2011, 11:11:52
It was 11 seconds past 11 minutes past 11 o'clock on the 11th day of the 11th month of the 11th year since the start of the millennium.

I saw it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-11-2011, 12:11:53
It was 11 seconds past 11 minutes past 11 o'clock on the 11th day of the 11th month of the 11th year since the start of the millennium.

I saw it.
I was sleeping.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-11-2011, 12:11:09
i was bowling and winning
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 11-11-2011, 12:11:27
I was sleeping.
You snooze, you lose.

See you on the 12th second of the 12th minute of the 12th hour of the 12th day of the 12th month of next year.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-11-2011, 12:11:59
I was sleeping.
You snooze, you lose.

See you on the 12th second of the 12th minute of the 12th hour of the 12th day of the 12th month of next year.
I regret nothing!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-11-2011, 14:11:56
(http://i.imgur.com/U919R.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/7gngg.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/4znLb.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/JPzfJ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/bLXrg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-11-2011, 17:11:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaJwLL5mfg0

THE FUCK THIS GUY WANTS FROM ME?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-11-2011, 18:11:06
Those are some fine tits!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 11-11-2011, 18:11:19
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391964_272779259433321_141035915940990_855346_2013978447_n.jpg)
Love Sarkozy's face  :D

Our president is having some nice stuff
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 11-11-2011, 19:11:51
(http://a2.sphotak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391964_272779259433321_141035915940990_855346_2013978447_n.jpg)
Love Sarkozy's face  :D

Our president is having some nice stuff
You mean your country's midget and his Italian midget friend.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-11-2011, 19:11:02
Those are some fine tits!
indeed some mighty tits those are!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-11-2011, 19:11:02
This thread is now about tits and boobies:

(http://f.polska.pl/gal/84/10/174/med.jpg)

(http://images.mudfooted.com/bluefooted-booby.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-11-2011, 19:11:57
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391964_272779259433321_141035915940990_855346_2013978447_n.jpg)
Love Sarkozy's face  :D

Our president is having some nice stuff

Silvio:
"Want some playboy tactics? It works for Finnish"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 11-11-2011, 20:11:04
This is great! LOL


(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236766960_ww2-german_rifle_vs_allied_brick.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 11-11-2011, 22:11:52
Skyrim:thieves guild walkthrough  :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5aUdijAN8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-11-2011, 23:11:13
Pff will get my game not any sooner than thursday BOOO! and all those SPOILERS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-11-2011, 00:11:33
(http://i.imgur.com/DCWx6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-11-2011, 00:11:33
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/185/782/spie_by_artarmada-d4cowzp.jpg?1318992465)

Mother of god...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 12-11-2011, 01:11:38
I do enjoy watching these two in combo..not suggesting you will but..   :D

Foreman Holyfield http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ZHfzaQMpM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ZHfzaQMpM) x1
Karl Douglas..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0) x2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 12-11-2011, 06:11:41
Funny and a class

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 12-11-2011, 06:11:16
(http://a2.sphotak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391964_272779259433321_141035915940990_855346_2013978447_n.jpg)
Love Sarkozy's face  :D

Our president is having some nice stuff
You mean your country's midget and his Italian midget friend.  ;D
Harper isn't a midget

Frenchnametrollface.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 12-11-2011, 11:11:28
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/jv444/Real-time.gif)
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/jv444/Real-time_1.gif)
Too true!

(http://www.ircz.de/static/pics/2011/11/08_16_27_28/0hxG7.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-11-2011, 17:11:36
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/870361156.gif)

Dedicated to Flippy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 12-11-2011, 20:11:27
I get wood whenever I see the tall man of comedy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 12-11-2011, 22:11:16
funniest travel show ever !  ;D

Oslo (Russ party): http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=45967
Amsterdam: http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=45966
Milano: http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=45582
Ibiza: http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=45293

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 12-11-2011, 22:11:31
You haven't heard of Madventures have you? http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=madventures%20eng%20sub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 12-11-2011, 23:11:04
You haven't heard of Madventures have you? http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=madventures%20eng%20sub

The Tokyo episode is so fucked up, especially the used-panty collector.

"I need more panties. Not enough. Prease, prease, more panties."

Freak!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 13-11-2011, 22:11:33
3Sat is fail:

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383187_194568497288635_100002064588811_420939_691790737_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-11-2011, 22:11:58
Could be a hydroperoxyl radical (though I suspect that that is O-O-H rather than O-H-O).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 13-11-2011, 22:11:46
(http://www.ircz.de/static/pics/2011/11/08_16_27_28/0hxG7.gif)
They're evolving
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-11-2011, 20:11:08
So today, I went on the internet.  I found the usual set of amusing and insightful images (see below), I looked up the latest news and weather, I read the FH forums.  You know, the usual.  And then I found this: http://z0r.de/3390 (http://z0r.de/3390) (NSFL).  I decided that I had had enough internet for the day.

(http://i.imgur.com/K7D7Y.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XspuW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Mx7As.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IevR2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 15-11-2011, 01:11:52

(http://i.imgur.com/IevR2.jpg)

She figuered which seat to take before the end of the war? Grats.

Btw: Did anyone follow the GAG Quartet video showing the internet medley? 4 million views in 5 days.  :o

The GAG Quartet - le Internet Medley (OVER 40 MEMES IN ONE SONG)  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 15-11-2011, 08:11:44
...

I don't get it? That's a water molecule. Granted the angle between the two Os is a bit off, but I would still recognize it.

Ooops needed a coffee this the morning. Thx Sic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 15-11-2011, 11:11:26
isnt a water molecule H2O, not O2H? xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 15-11-2011, 12:11:56
^ this conversation made my day  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-11-2011, 17:11:04
It is like he is reading my mind.

http://youtu.be/DJ2T4-rUUcs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 15-11-2011, 18:11:54
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6324/37405529851141684023516.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/5/37405529851141684023516.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 16-11-2011, 05:11:16
Anyone miss EU's post?

Could be a hydroperoxyl radical (though I suspect that that is O-O-H rather than O-H-O).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 16-11-2011, 05:11:46
Hehe...

That's a good one, makes me miss chemistry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-11-2011, 11:11:38
Anyone miss EU's post?

Could be a hydroperoxyl radical (though I suspect that that is O-O-H rather than O-H-O).
Yes but like EU said, it doesn't bond like that. Someone balls'd it up whether it's supposed to be water molecule or hydroperoxyl. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-11-2011, 12:11:13
Moscow Television presents...

'What fits into Russia?'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zm6HzN5YVI

Been up here before but still a classic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 16-11-2011, 17:11:29
Anyone miss EU's post?

Could be a hydroperoxyl radical (though I suspect that that is O-O-H rather than O-H-O).
Yes but like EU said, it doesn't bond like that. Someone balls'd it up whether it's supposed to be water molecule or hydroperoxyl. ;)

Yes since atom H only have 1 covalent bond from its only shared electron.

Anyway,

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leysb0CdGL1qfhx2vo1_500.jpg)

(http://www.trollscientist.com/image/193-problem-airlines-troll-physics.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-11-2011, 18:11:37
Moscow Television presents...

'What fits into Russia?'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zm6HzN5YVI

Been up here before but still a classic!
posted it before, it remains a golden glorious classic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-11-2011, 20:11:20
(http://imgur.com/OM9Wj.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 17-11-2011, 06:11:32
(http://fatawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/indian_in_the_cupboard.jpg)

My childhood!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 17-11-2011, 07:11:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZtCZOiZ-cg&feature=player_embedded#!
Marching Men of Ohio? yes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 17-11-2011, 10:11:16
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/317149_267779506602337_100265060020450_737869_1755126200_n.jpg)

hahahaha finally xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-11-2011, 12:11:55
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/317149_267779506602337_100265060020450_737869_1755126200_n.jpg)

hahahaha finally xD
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Thorondor123/totoo.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Thorondor123/clip.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-11-2011, 16:11:07
(http://i.imgur.com/ScLVL.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-11-2011, 17:11:52
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1826531/a1bae647/jewish_and_you_know_it.html

U mad hitler?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-11-2011, 18:11:57
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1826531/a1bae647/jewish_and_you_know_it.html

U mad hitler?
I hate LMFAO.
I even hate their parodies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 17-11-2011, 18:11:15
U mad hitler?

You troll saw mad dead people?

Jews will suffer forever, cause this is what the Bible says  ;D

and rofl

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXcCR6YkPddFaD8knR7jeepTzI7ZAin5C1UdYNMOX72Tv6n27IlA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 17-11-2011, 18:11:19
People will suffer because of stupid people, and smart people.


Yeah.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 17-11-2011, 21:11:23
I want a cat just for this
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/90785/cats.-adorable-but-not-the-sharpest-knives-in-the-block
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-11-2011, 21:11:18
I want a cat just for this
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/90785/cats.-adorable-but-not-the-sharpest-knives-in-the-block
CAPTAIN OUR VIEW IS BLOCKED
*FULL SPEED REVERSE NOW
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 18-11-2011, 00:11:06
(http://i.imgur.com/TXDAO.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 18-11-2011, 01:11:32
LOL I like that one :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 18-11-2011, 02:11:01
Hahaha nice!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 18-11-2011, 05:11:42
(http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/left-shit.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 18-11-2011, 13:11:39
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/tumblr_lp4b1ncdgi1qmobw1o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 18-11-2011, 15:11:52
Clown woman Optical illusion thingy (http://www.moillusions.com/2011/11/gorgeous-clown-optical-illusion.html)
Quote
For today’s illusion, just stare at the nose of this gorgeous clown below. Try not to blink nor move your eyes for 30 seconds. Then quickly more your eyes over the white surface (ordinary wall will do fine, or use the provided white space below), and start blinking obsessively! What do you see?

Hum haha huh haha hum huh haha hum huh ha hum "Can you tell what is is yet?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOa2I8d8EU#t=0m15s)  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 18-11-2011, 16:11:49
ROSMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTUfr-if3V0&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rustysteel on 18-11-2011, 20:11:45
For skyrim fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j-EyBNZozE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 18-11-2011, 21:11:17
I want a cat just for this
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/90785/cats.-adorable-but-not-the-sharpest-knives-in-the-block
CAPTAIN OUR VIEW IS BLOCKED
*FULL SPEED REVERSE NOW


I did it with my cat just after I s aw that! LOLOLOOOOOOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtixIrdW9a4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 19-11-2011, 02:11:04
This has got to be one of the more ridiculous, but fun games I've seen in a while. And it's free!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZZyL1pw7d34#t=550s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 19-11-2011, 03:11:47
Haha, smooth one Fly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-11-2011, 17:11:44
Christianity just got 300 % funnier. Srsly!

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 19-11-2011, 20:11:20
Christianity just got 300 % funnier. Srsly!

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Buahahaa. Now people might actually read it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 19-11-2011, 22:11:32
Christianity just got 300 % funnier. Srsly!

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Buahahaa. Now people might actually read it.


http://www.squidoo.com/mostreadbooks   ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-11-2011, 23:11:29
Christianity just got 300 % funnier. Srsly!

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Buahahaa. Now people might actually read it.


http://www.squidoo.com/mostreadbooks   ::)

You seem to confuse the most printed book by the most read one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 19-11-2011, 23:11:44
Also funny that the Quran or other religious texts didn't make it past "Twilight"....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 20-11-2011, 01:11:16
Also funny that the Quran or other religious texts didn't make it past "Twilight"....
Implying Twilight would not be a religious text, what with its "abstinence-only" hammering and the anti-abortion subtext of Breaking Dawn... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 20-11-2011, 14:11:33
The author said "little red book," I know a lot of Chinese people that own one but never read them.

Also funny that the Quran or other religious texts didn't make it past "Twilight"....

and this^

Do reciting passages and compulsory reading sessions count?  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-11-2011, 18:11:34
Also what about all the bibles and other religious texts that are just handed to you, a lot of people have not actually bought one haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 20-11-2011, 19:11:51
Recently found this British WWII aviation artist, and now his works make my desktop more pleasant to look at:

http://www.nicolastrudgian.com/

Wish I had the money to buy some real paintings though...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-11-2011, 20:11:25
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-how-else-would-you-make-a-kale-smoothie.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 20-11-2011, 22:11:30
All this for a juice ? LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-11-2011, 23:11:04
What disgusting juice are they drinking anyway? haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 21-11-2011, 01:11:57
if doom was done today:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4yIxUOWrtw&feature=watch_response


its funny because its true (and sad)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 21-11-2011, 08:11:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2SUaoVy_iU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-11-2011, 11:11:54
The best youtube video I've seen below 10 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF7b_MNEIAg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 21-11-2011, 13:11:17
Me and a friend made a commercial for our Russ-revue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Z8Czpv5Fg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 21-11-2011, 15:11:51
if doom was done today:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4yIxUOWrtw&feature=watch_response
Not funny, at all.

Me and a friend made a commercial for our Russ-revue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Z8Czpv5Fg
You actually made it look nice :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 21-11-2011, 17:11:41
Me and a friend made a commercial for our Russ-revue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Z8Czpv5Fg
Awesome. When can I book a flight?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-11-2011, 19:11:37
(http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/party-fails-crunk-critters-censored-for-content-beer-cats.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 21-11-2011, 19:11:10
Recently I watched Borat in 5 seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNB0h9Optv4). Then I got the Soundtrack for the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YWvUJOQf8g). Now listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7FBIP30sg0


All other countries are run by little girls.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-11-2011, 20:11:49
Recently I watched Borat in 5 seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNB0h9Optv4). Then I got the Soundtrack for the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YWvUJOQf8g). Now listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7FBIP30sg0


All other countries are run by little girls.
you'll like this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-11-2011, 20:11:02
He'll like your empty post?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-11-2011, 20:11:50
Recently found this British WWII aviation artist, and now his works make my desktop more pleasant to look at:

http://www.nicolastrudgian.com/

Wish I had the money to buy some real paintings though...

In his painting "Mustangs over Kehlstein," he got that area spot-on.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-11-2011, 21:11:15
(http://i.imgur.com/K50K5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-11-2011, 04:11:55
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjznfWGyE1qhhhaco1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 22-11-2011, 15:11:33
I laughed out loud at uni when i saw that one  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-11-2011, 17:11:06
He'll like your empty post?
http://dagobah.net/flash/borat-furry.swf

we're sorry!


http://dagobah.net/flash/CookingSama.swf

WTF japan seriously
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 22-11-2011, 21:11:42
Wondered why The Simpsons didn't stop once they jumped the shark the first time (around season 11)?
Well, they're people of principle!
Simpsons clip from 1992:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwgu8_b0Vw


And a classic. Caption: "One of the greatest car stunts captured on film ruined by a horrible sound effect."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzCIbhLUUA0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-11-2011, 22:11:46
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/318514_10150419712829281_568084280_8111189_1247586324_n.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/312645_10150412830789304_573139303_7999009_968314475_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 23-11-2011, 05:11:26
Ouh Dudes the good old time =( Wish i could be a child again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI1b2760ny4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3rSNzOAMM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-11-2011, 08:11:08
Ouh Dudes the good old time =( Wish i could be a child again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI1b2760ny4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3rSNzOAMM

Oh god, I actually saw those... I'm old... =(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-11-2011, 15:11:40
The topic today shall be:

Pepper spray.

(http://i.imgur.com/MoErH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/APqit.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0rsJC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/os6nI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xIjcR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LlQjD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/X6qtn.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Cp8eZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zvHAp.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/U6bXA.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-11-2011, 21:11:20
SO whats up wit this guy?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 23-11-2011, 22:11:02
SO whats up wit this guy?

he sprays protesters and is not afraid of anyone
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 23-11-2011, 22:11:54
SO whats up wit this guy?

I'm guessing illegal protest, he got the order to break them up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 23-11-2011, 22:11:57
The story is, he walked up to them, and ordered them to leave, and they refused.  So, he did what any rational person does, and started hosing them down with pepper spray, including into some of their mouths, causing them to vomit blood.

Rational. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 23-11-2011, 23:11:38
Dumpin' FOR GRAET JUSTICE, because this is one of the funniest memes since Breivik.
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8867/bf3br.jpg)
(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/1128/bushbaby.jpg)
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2717/creationo.jpg)
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9975/kingpike.jpg)
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6232/knockoutq.jpg)
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/8/oswald.jpg)
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7852/passionn.jpg)
(http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/4285/therocky.jpg)
(http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6749/vietnamz.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-11-2011, 00:11:17
The story is, he walked up to them, and ordered them to leave, and they refused.  So, he did what any rational person does, and started hosing them down with pepper spray, including into some of their mouths, causing them to vomit blood.

Rational. |:
So what do you do when an officer asks you to leave?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 24-11-2011, 00:11:39
Kill him before he sprays you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 24-11-2011, 01:11:17
(http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Technology/ht_pepper_spray_meme_12_nt_111121_ssv.jpg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv04zb2WVE1r6m1z5o1_500.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/203/603/PeppersprayKBCat.jpg?1321892544)
(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/george%20washington%20pepper%20spray%20.jpg)
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/pepper-spray-mario-2.jpg)
(http://6.mshcdn.com/wp-content/gallery/casually-pepper-spray-everything-cop/cop-meme-3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 24-11-2011, 02:11:01
Pepper spray cop is everywhere !!!
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/11/medium_a85d67b6e55f1c37995b2390d7bfe112.jpg)
(http://cdn1.diggstatic.com/story/pepper_spray_cop_tries_to_stop_raising_of_the_flag_at_iwo_jima/o.png)
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111122/640/awesome_pepper_spraying_cop_memes_640_27.jpg)
(http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/11/f21b283281773eb6f5ebe5842dda31f7.jpg)
(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/11/itunes.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 24-11-2011, 03:11:07
The story is, he walked up to them, and ordered them to leave, and they refused.  So, he did what any rational person does, and started hosing them down with pepper spray, including into some of their mouths, causing them to vomit blood.

Rational. |:
So what do you do when an officer asks you to leave?

I leave.  But there's a difference between then just picking them up and moving them/arresting them, and spraying pepper spray at them until they're vomiting blood, when they are only doing passive resistance (in this case, sitting in a row on the ground).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 24-11-2011, 03:11:01
It's unjustified to pepper spray folks that are peacefully protesting, simple as that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 24-11-2011, 06:11:20
Here is an actual image so you know where this meme comes from.

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/GUARDIAN/Pix/pictures/2011/11/23/1322055599134/police-officer-pepper-spr-007.jpg)

(http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2011/11/UC-Davis-Pepper-Spray.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 24-11-2011, 06:11:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrx6DDgTH_w&feature=player_embedded

No wonder they do manufacturing in China.  ;D

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/203/442/pepper-spray-vegetable-person-photo-u1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-11-2011, 08:11:33
The story is, he walked up to them, and ordered them to leave, and they refused.  So, he did what any rational person does, and started hosing them down with pepper spray, including into some of their mouths, causing them to vomit blood.

Rational. |:
So what do you do when an officer asks you to leave?

I leave.  But there's a difference between then just picking them up and moving them/arresting them, and spraying pepper spray at them until they're vomiting blood, when they are only doing passive resistance (in this case, sitting in a row on the ground).
Of course, this wasn't necessary and totally the wrong way to handle it. But some people really think those protesters are sweet and innocent. They just didn't listen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 24-11-2011, 08:11:31
Of course, this wasn't necessary and totally the wrong way to handle it. But some people really think those protesters are sweet and innocent. They just didn't listen.

Isn't that the essence of protesting? Not to listen?! They were 'sweet and innocent' as they used their right to protest peacefully. A blockade is the best way to protest imho.

BT:
(http://88.84.128.30/~isnochys/wordpress/wp-content/2011/10/skMUk-450x214.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 24-11-2011, 09:11:46
Shit, so there's no way to protest in USA? Even when you peacefully protest you got this? Gladly Canadian  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 24-11-2011, 09:11:59
I've always assumed that pepper spray should only be used if someone is actively resisting (aka behaving violently), as a less dangerous substitute for the nightstick (much as the taser should be a non-lethal substitute for a firearm). The thing is, "non-lethal" seems to translate to "use even when it's not strictly necessary".

Although, this reminds me of a story I once heard from a friend who worked at that time in mall security. So a buddy of his caught a female shoplifter in a supermarket and took her to the back room to wait for the police (she had been stealing enough to press charges even by the lax Finnish standards - lots of room for goods under the traditional Roma skirt). So the shopliftress tries to wiggle her way out of the situation by showing what the guard could "get" if he didn't call the police. So the guy decideds to spray some pepper into her... OUCHIE TIEM NAOU, tells her to put her clothes on or he will press charges for sexual harassment, and calls the police anyway. The guy had been very smug about the event when telling about it, ending with the punchline: "I wonder what she's going to tell her hubby in the evening? 'Not tonight, honey, there was this incident at the mall...'"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 24-11-2011, 10:11:14
I hope your friend/ that guy is aware that what he did is rated as assault and he is lucky that she didn't press charges in return...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-11-2011, 10:11:38
Of course, this wasn't necessary and totally the wrong way to handle it. But some people really think those protesters are sweet and innocent. They just didn't listen.

Isn't that the essence of protesting? Not to listen?! They were 'sweet and innocent' as they used their right to protest peacefully. A blockade is the best way to protest imho.
I highly doubt that sitting there was the only thing that happened with such a large police presence.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 24-11-2011, 10:11:11
I hope your friend/ that guy is aware that what he did is rated as assault and he is lucky that she didn't press charges in return...
Met the guy actually once (so my friend had in fact not been using the usual third-person narrative instead of admitting doing something yourself - and before someone suspects it's me using the narrative of myself, I wouldn't be a believable security guard ever, much less 10+ years ago). Let's just say that he was not of the type to worry about anything. Yes, it was assault, but there wasn't such a big chance of getting a charge, what with the honour of the clan and such, considering her ethnicity. (No, she didn't even mention it to the police.) Getting assaulted by the clan would have been more realistic threat (if even that), but then again, the guy was completely nonchalant just about everything, and was prone to fighting (also) when not on duty, so one more blood-feud was probably nothing more serious than what happened on his usual night out anyway.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 24-11-2011, 10:11:26
BT:
(http://88.84.128.30/~isnochys/wordpress/wp-content/2011/10/skMUk-450x214.jpg)
Love that! Misleading stuff to make fans angry :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-11-2011, 16:11:49
(http://i.imgur.com/zBdh0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FQP5t.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/3207e.jpg)

Happy pre-Christmas everybody.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 24-11-2011, 18:11:01
amazing titanic map for cryengine 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-_IKqjb9TRY

still WIP, but holy shit Oo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 24-11-2011, 18:11:48
Shit, so there's no way to protest in USA? Even when you peacefully protest you got this? Gladly Canadian  :-\

No, what that cop did is completly illegal and there are charges pending aginst him, plus he was quickly fired.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 24-11-2011, 18:11:47
Good. Still a cool meme though  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-11-2011, 18:11:14
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/390949_2480203015972_1579449887_3941657_834489532_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/390812_2659733293267_1253965364_33038191_593715928_n.jpg)

Epic last phonecall:
http://youtu.be/DUFs-pDIlxI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-11-2011, 19:11:00
(http://i.imgur.com/FWtPG.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/tEBKG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VuKPU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ta4XG.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 24-11-2011, 22:11:56
just endless please  ;D
http://www.failxl.nl/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 24-11-2011, 22:11:57
More pepper spray memes!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 24-11-2011, 23:11:26
just endless please  ;D
http://www.failxl.nl/

Humans... that's great :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: psykfallet on 25-11-2011, 00:11:43
Gezoes have you checked your pm's?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 25-11-2011, 01:11:37
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2011/11/23/19/float-like-a-butterfly-sting-like-pepper-spray-13800-1322095747-32.jpg)(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/pepper-spray-ghostbusters.jpg)
I particulary like this one :P
(http://www.allfacebook.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pepperspray1.jpg)
(http://www.lulztruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/JustinBieberandYaoMing.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 25-11-2011, 01:11:38
This is kinda harsh...

(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/7673/pepperman.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-11-2011, 02:11:10
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/308811_10150401354602705_168295667704_8550678_801677376_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 25-11-2011, 16:11:03
http://www.zappinternet.com/video/palYtoThiL/ <- wth?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 25-11-2011, 19:11:22
   LEGO ON DUTY
MODERN WARFARE 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=byuiOs2iqxE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 25-11-2011, 23:11:40
Awesome street view video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCvX2N-RoEg&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 26-11-2011, 02:11:59
Awesome street view video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCvX2N-RoEg&feature=player_embedded

That one is really amazing  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 26-11-2011, 03:11:18
Looks like the premise for the next Toy Story.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-11-2011, 15:11:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y

remains awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-11-2011, 16:11:43
Epic
btw Theta, happy b-day ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-11-2011, 16:11:25
Epic
btw Theta, happy b-day ;D
Danke schön!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 26-11-2011, 16:11:59
Epic
btw Theta, happy b-day ;D
Danke schön!

Your bday?! I shall drink a vodka with lemon for you!! And blow the stash of fireworks, leftovers from christmas!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-11-2011, 16:11:05
I think you're just looking for an excuse for such behaviour :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 26-11-2011, 16:11:22
I think you're just looking for an excuse for such behaviour :P

We celebrate bdays here like if it was the last ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 27-11-2011, 12:11:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxdDIwVWrxI&feature=related

(http://4chan.viralprints.com/system/photos/3573/large/VP%20Awesome%20Face.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-11-2011, 12:11:35
Epic
btw Theta, happy b-day ;D
Danke schön!

Your bday?! I shall drink a vodka with lemon for you!! And blow the stash of fireworks, leftovers from christmas!
Awesome :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 27-11-2011, 13:11:49
http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/worlds-first-pee-controlled-video-game-opens-in-london-bar/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdGRHmxz7PA

That's something, I was waiting for!

Running dry, need ammo...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-11-2011, 13:11:04
http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/worlds-first-pee-controlled-video-game-opens-in-london-bar/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdGRHmxz7PA

That's something, I was waiting for!

Running dry, need ammo...
Ich habben schnapps understutzung nodig! SCHNELL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-11-2011, 17:11:42
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/7/8/102678_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 27-11-2011, 22:11:35
Nando's: Last dictator standing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EX--vdxh4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 27-11-2011, 22:11:48
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SCI_MARS_ROVER?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-11-26-13-48-29

Not a joke......But I can't wait to see what comes of this monster rover.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 27-11-2011, 22:11:05
Heard of it this morning on the news! Can't wait for August 2012!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-11-2011, 21:11:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ7Vp64p4A0&feature=feedrec_grec_index

Nigga did I just catch you having fun?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-11-2011, 22:11:43
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

Apparently I'm a Gorgeous Sexybitch that likes to Pilfer Giant Tits.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 28-11-2011, 22:11:02
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

Apparently I'm a Gorgeous Sexybitch that likes to Pilfer Giant Tits.

You are a pathetic wolf, who likes to bake wolves?

The music on that site makes me go crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjkYF-nv1I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 28-11-2011, 22:11:29
 You are a mighty puppet who likes to hump bisexuals  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-11-2011, 22:11:14
You are a polite fish stick who likes to cling to hippopotami. ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-11-2011, 22:11:06
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

Apparently I'm a Gorgeous Sexybitch that likes to Pilfer Giant Tits.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjkYF-nv1I
God that episode was BRILLIANT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 28-11-2011, 22:11:35
Im a Watery Boytoy who likes to cum on women :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 28-11-2011, 23:11:06
thats discusting zeno. better reset and take something better :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-11-2011, 23:11:06
I'm a delicious ringtail raper who likes to murder bears.... Yep, they got that right...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-11-2011, 23:11:23
I am a filthy penis who likes to control dragons :-\

(http://4.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/53/62/b5e98e99e26b4f3129e60769a4e8a91d.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-11-2011, 01:11:17
Aww poor dragon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-11-2011, 04:11:06
(http://i.imgur.com/r7W6Z.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/lhEyt.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 29-11-2011, 15:11:40
Can you see this one ?? :P
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/387708_174137736014709_149319538496529_320109_1397481112_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377846_174119179349898_149319538496529_320056_1409825267_n.jpg)
He's youger that I believed :P
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/378869_174038252691324_149319538496529_319828_569719293_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 29-11-2011, 15:11:05
(http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg)
There is no censorship in United States! Never!

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/there_is_no_censorship_in_us.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 29-11-2011, 15:11:04
Please tell me it's fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 29-11-2011, 16:11:25
Please tell me it's fake.
Unfortunately, it's real. Go to time.com and see for yourself.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 29-11-2011, 17:11:50
why does a SNAFU seem in order...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 29-11-2011, 17:11:40
There's a reason no one here takes Time magazine seriously you know....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 29-11-2011, 18:11:33
There's a reason no one here takes Time magazine seriously you know....

I was thinking that, however, the non  us versions might be good. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-11-2011, 18:11:38
This went better then expected.
http://youtu.be/1zcyLRO5SaU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 29-11-2011, 21:11:58
Close one. The compassion for human life from the truck driver is truly touching.

Monkey's are better anyway, the face on the top one is just ;D

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/883258-cheeky-monkeys-pull-down-students-dress-in-search-for-lost-snack (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/883258-cheeky-monkeys-pull-down-students-dress-in-search-for-lost-snack)

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/29/article-1322570359886-0EFB75F200000578-924954_466x380.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-11-2011, 23:11:19
Post 6000 bitches!

(http://i.imgur.com/48vTs.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MtBrV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/v6vpz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vMolz.jpg)

Also, the Skyrim "collector's" edition (http://i.imgur.com/H4lRX.jpg) (probably don't open this at work).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 30-11-2011, 17:11:16
Ah yes, good old BF1942: Parachute battle and other mischief!  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gnh_IjTm8s&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gnh_IjTm8s&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 30-11-2011, 19:11:11
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Oh,-Awkward-Final-Panel,-how-I-have-missed-thee.png)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/o_______o.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/3d/e41/084/161958/871410300.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 30-11-2011, 22:11:55
I shit you not this is from yesterday. And also. Awesome

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/stp/2726363156.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 01-12-2011, 14:12:46
swesome dragon ball Z theme metal cover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUrupnkFFuo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-12-2011, 16:12:37
TeamFourStar Lord Slug Abridged (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqLvFfwcqfw&feature=feedu)

Fucking epic....Lulz for those who have watched DBZ and not alike ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bang0o on 01-12-2011, 22:12:32
(http://h3.abload.de/img/1e94aa75b17abcad49258fyeup.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 01-12-2011, 22:12:43
(http://h3.abload.de/img/1e94aa75b17abcad49258fyeup.gif)

HAHAHAHAHA! This made me laugh a lot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-12-2011, 22:12:27
(http://h3.abload.de/img/1e94aa75b17abcad49258fyeup.gif)
PINKIE!
NOOO
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 01-12-2011, 22:12:22
Yes!!!! Die!!!!! Die!!! Ponies must die, or at least not available to grown adults and leave it to little girls, like the show intended.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fabien on 02-12-2011, 08:12:45
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/3d/e41/084/161958/871410300.jpg)

French one means "Ok, no problem" ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-12-2011, 08:12:14
Means the same here....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 02-12-2011, 11:12:59
I didn't make the picture. Checked wiki, though:

Quote
A-ok or Okay, made by connecting the thumb and forefinger in a circle and holding the other fingers straight, may signal the word okay; especially as a diving signal. The same gesture is offensive in parts of southern Europe and South America.


In Finland it usually means you have 0 days left in the army, and is commonly used by reservists to tease people currently serving or to those who are about to serve.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEQpJ61ZWGo

vid semi-related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 02-12-2011, 12:12:06
the OK gesture fliped (with the 3 fringers down instead of up) means gay or coward in southamerica :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-12-2011, 12:12:41
Quote
French one means "Ok, no problem" ::)

The french use it as a symbol for zero or worthless (specially when tasting wines), or at least that's what they teach us in Belgium
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 02-12-2011, 16:12:06
The Turkish ones actually have the same meaning with the finger, being more interpretive (the thumb is your dick emerging inside). It is very vulgar in everyday use, unlike the "finger."

The French one means "okay" here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-12-2011, 18:12:05
The Greek is just fine...Show with the second hand on top of the other the same way for double the hate. we usually say "Here take it" along with the gesture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-12-2011, 18:12:53
A warning not to shoot paedophiles into space: http://youtu.be/SRRw1ERj2Gc (http://youtu.be/SRRw1ERj2Gc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 02-12-2011, 19:12:36
This is obviously fake, britain can't build a rocket
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-12-2011, 19:12:32
Have done before (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Arrow) and will hopefully do again (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_%28spacecraft%29) :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fabien on 02-12-2011, 20:12:16

The french use it as a symbol for zero or worthless (specially when tasting wines), or at least that's what they teach us in Belgium

With the fingers up (as in the image) it means "Ok" and when tasting something even means it's really great stuff. But with no fingers up (so, just formone a "O") it indeed means worthless ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 03-12-2011, 00:12:55
Please don't be late!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38YWB8iX7OY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-12-2011, 01:12:01
Please don't be late!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38YWB8iX7OY&feature=player_embedded

Laughed. Hard.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-12-2011, 05:12:40
The Turkish ones actually have the same meaning with the finger, being more interpretive (the thumb is your dick emerging inside). It is very vulgar in everyday use, unlike the "finger."

The French one means "okay" here.

While I'm not particularly proud of myself for teaching/showing this to you,  this is the summary of what the Turkish version means. (http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/WHAT_IS_NAH_by_lulalilelo.jpg)

The French one is mainly used by football fans here, basically means "gay".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 03-12-2011, 09:12:23
That is quite different than its meaning here then...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 03-12-2011, 14:12:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PG2CPSxE_0&feature=player_embedded


Maybe you are looking for something...

*puts on the bucket*

particular?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-12-2011, 16:12:02
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/space_launch_system.png)
So children, what did we learn today?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 03-12-2011, 17:12:18
You need a Nazi to come up with a better joke
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 03-12-2011, 18:12:30
That story is American bias

"We" are not always American, in fact they only represent 1% of the people *troll*  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-12-2011, 19:12:31
That story is American bias

"We" are not always American, in fact they only represent 1% of the people *troll*  ;D
1% of the people use most of the Internet.  Occupy America.

???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 03-12-2011, 19:12:20
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/3d/e41/084/161958/871410300.jpg)

Here in Croatia US one means the same, British doesn't mean anything AFAIK, Turkish means that you're lying while you're promising something,  Brazilian means "screw you", Thai one is used for hitchhiking, French would probably be interpreted as "everything is okay", Vietnamese is for good luck, Italian one is used to curse someone or point that someone's wife has cheated on him, Greek one I don't know, and the Filipino one could be interpreted as come here (if the finger is moving).

Interesting how different cultures interpret things differently... I remember reading somewhere (maybe even on this forum?) that in some middle Eastern countries waving is interpreted as the greatest insult (literally "I'm smearing shit all over your face").
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-12-2011, 19:12:59
If you do the French one, but upside down and below you belt and a friend sees it then you can hit him as hard as you can for 1 time and he can not defend himself (but not in face of genitalia).

Could be just a local thing though. I remember seeing it once in Malcolm in the middle.


How can the British one be obscene in britain, churchill did it all the time, it the v for victory true force (of peace sign for the hippies)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/389559_2720501213335_1281181836_3069252_1962349086_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 03-12-2011, 19:12:26
That used to be a fad here.  Mostly for adolescent boys.  I remember it in Junior high and elementary school.

And that's not the V for victory.  V for victory or peace sign is given with the palm facing the person.  The one shown in that photo shows back of the hand.  It started because you couldn't raise just the middle finger on TV, so they would raise those two.  It caught on :P

Also, the Italy one would be confusing at a rock concert here, as that is a common metal/rocker hand gesture.

Oh, and in Bulgaria, shaking your head means yes, and nodding means no :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-12-2011, 19:12:50
(http://www.charleswelty.com/images/winston_churchill.jpg)

But i guess anyone can make a mistake sometimes :p

Most pics seem the show the other way around like you say.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-12-2011, 19:12:27
It started because you couldn't raise just the middle finger on TV, so they would raise those two.  It caught on :P

Citation needed. ;)

Here's a picture from 1901. No televisions to be seen.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSl49MN0pqdK0GhzQQxc1rD1oKMQFSJIHz2rBy7qESMPaj01o482KQzmF7q)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-12-2011, 19:12:39
The free hit was nasty - though if you could get your finger through the person's hole without looking, then you got to hit them instead.  Due to previous association of the two practices, I've just lost the game because of this.

The heavy-bag was more fun I think - you sneak up behind someone, grab hold of their rucksack and lift it up, before shouting 'heavy-bag' and dropping it with your full weight behind it.

As to the two fingers - palm inwards is the 'offensive' one, palm outwards is the peace/victory one.  Still, I can't say I've ever considered it or the middle finger offensive - just a visual way to show someone they are being stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 03-12-2011, 19:12:07
Hmmm, that's what I heard at least.  Guess that story was wrong :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-12-2011, 20:12:39
Also, the Italy one would be confusing at a rock concert here, as that is a common metal/rocker hand gesture.

I think the same applies for the rest of the world :D

But the Italian one could also be used to show yourself as a  right wing ultra nationalist (http://www.uzmanportal.com/files/2010/10/alparslan-turkes.jpg) here so eh.


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 03-12-2011, 20:12:05
Oh, and in Bulgaria, shaking your head means yes, and nodding means no :3

Haha i once had a friend from Bulgaria and at first we never knew what she was actually trying to say. So funny :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-12-2011, 20:12:49
If you do the French one, but upside down and below you belt and a friend sees it then you can hit him as hard as you can for 1 time and he can not defend himself (but not in face of genitalia).

Could be just a local thing though. I remember seeing it once in Malcolm in the middle.
Hehe, we got that in sweden, but you put the "ring" on your knee. Person 1 holds that ring on his knee though. When person 2 looks on it, if he manages to put his finger in the ring before person 1 removes the hand, person 2 gets to punch person 1 instead :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-12-2011, 22:12:09
Hmmm, that's what I heard at least.  Guess that story was wrong :P
what i know i and most people I know were told is that it began because the longbowmen at agincourt and other battles gave the French the two fingers to mock them. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-12-2011, 22:12:03
@Ted, I wish I could get you to have an idea as to how bountiful the practice of the ring-knee is in Californian highschools


ninjaedit:
Hmmm, that's what I heard at least.  Guess that story was wrong :P
what i know i and most people I know were told is that it began because the longbowmen at agincourt and other battles gave the French the two fingers to mock them. 

IIRC, the reason for the middle finger gesture was because, like you said, longbowmen needed them to shoot their arrows. The middle finger itself was used to pull the string back. Prisoners would get their middle fingers lopped off, so expressing the middle finger became an insult to enemy armies
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: IrishReloaded on 04-12-2011, 00:12:12
:D

(http://up.picr.de/7640149aqe.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-12-2011, 00:12:16
Smallest town ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-12-2011, 00:12:14
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Roadsign_of_Ii_municipality_Finland.jpg/798px-Roadsign_of_Ii_municipality_Finland.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: IrishReloaded on 04-12-2011, 00:12:00
and the longest in europe

(http://www.jiggle.de/vb/attachments/urlaub-reisen/117595d1154347562-llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-1154078482-name.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 04-12-2011, 01:12:25
It's normal that your link is broken Irish, we are on the 404 page.
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Post by: Tedacious on 04-12-2011, 08:12:56
(http://www.bestmemes.com/pix/14744634.jpg)

And a classic:

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-08-05/1312269839691.jpg)
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Post by: DLFReporter on 04-12-2011, 09:12:44
Those are, even if they're a bit rough, actually pretty good caricatures ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-12-2011, 13:12:27
i like the last one ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 04-12-2011, 20:12:08
Discussion about Iran. Did you know, they make me always think about this classic:

SNL Digital Short: Andy Samberg feat Adam Levin - Iran So Far (http://www.hulu.com/watch/16771/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-iran-so-far)  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 04-12-2011, 20:12:36
45 pictures from 2011

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-powerful-photos-of-2011
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-12-2011, 21:12:01
Things we do to keep busy.

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380929_318739218153618_100000526263320_1231918_324415031_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 05-12-2011, 03:12:15
(http://cdn.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dick-head.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 05-12-2011, 21:12:04
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-occupy-assassin.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 05-12-2011, 22:12:02
Trollin´, Trollin´, Trollin´

awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTf73YI_o0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-12-2011, 15:12:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfiRuurnVjk&feature=g-u
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-12-2011, 18:12:37
So close...

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/374655_10150450336469729_637259728_8354789_260420130_n.jpg)
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-12-2011, 22:12:58
Skyrim: Pretty much my reaction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-12-2011, 03:12:11
(http://i.imgur.com/qxDMu.jpg)
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Post by: Moose on 07-12-2011, 06:12:19
Prepare to be aroused and impressed

http://www.break.com/index/poledance-elevated-to-art-form-2248613
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 07-12-2011, 06:12:04
I raise you one pole dance video.

Far more arousing...  ;D ;D ;D  :-*  LOOOOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1_mpgtb9BE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 07-12-2011, 06:12:23
Boneriffic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 07-12-2011, 09:12:23
Meanwhile, in Finland...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n9sgzJI4qI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-12-2011, 18:12:05
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-party-girl.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 08-12-2011, 13:12:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuKva8GUwBk&feature=player_embedded

Shock fotball  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 08-12-2011, 15:12:10
That was hilarious! I love how he betrays his own team and asks the other guy to zap his teammates  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-12-2011, 21:12:41
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-this-happens-to-me-everyday.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 08-12-2011, 21:12:51
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5971/etrage.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 08-12-2011, 22:12:14
Best, craziest sport I have ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_8iztLC_Vw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 08-12-2011, 22:12:06
Best, craziest sport I have ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_8iztLC_Vw
I raise my hat to the inventor of that game, I'm amazed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 08-12-2011, 22:12:10
Thats awsome, but wouldnt it be better to place 50 fat guys around that pole?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-12-2011, 00:12:57
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv096z8oz1qa37hco1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 09-12-2011, 01:12:35
I don't get it.

Like, I saw the ad, and found it incredibly in bad taste.

But I don't get the gif.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-12-2011, 02:12:36
Having a team filled with Zubats is also, incredibly bad taste, and annoying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 09-12-2011, 02:12:29
Why?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-12-2011, 05:12:14
I'm incredibly disappointed in you for not having played at least Red/Blue/Yellow version of pokemon, you wouldn't understand unless you'd played at least one game in the series v:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 09-12-2011, 05:12:42
I played both Red and Blue.  Still don't get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 09-12-2011, 09:12:24
(http://www.dailydawdle.com/2011/11/shocking-truth-what-actually-happened.html)

Awww cunt............


Well have this instead from OWS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD8pZiRIzs&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 09-12-2011, 12:12:39
I played both Red and Blue.  Still don't get it.
Me neither. I mean, zubat sucked and was meaningless, but why is it bad taste?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 09-12-2011, 14:12:05
I don't get it.

Like, I saw the ad, and found it incredibly in bad taste.

But I don't get the gif.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jV_11_q6Hc

Now you'll get it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-12-2011, 18:12:05
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/374359_10150449479138446_817228445_8532353_1199350462_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-12-2011, 21:12:57
How emberrazing! none of zhem photo's work!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 09-12-2011, 21:12:42
holy shit ... 20 secs after the post! give me time!

nope doesnt work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 09-12-2011, 21:12:44
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/948342_460s_v1.jpg)

 ;D
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Post by: :| Hi on 10-12-2011, 00:12:07
http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 10-12-2011, 05:12:53
I fuking hate Christmas lights.  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 10-12-2011, 10:12:30
I don't get it.

Like, I saw the ad, and found it incredibly in bad taste.

But I don't get the gif.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jV_11_q6Hc

Now you'll get it

Let me see if I got this straight. He quoted a SONG from Pokémon in a debate versus Ron Paul? Nothing to to with the games but a song from one of the movies/series, am I right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-12-2011, 11:12:40
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-pigeons-frustration.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-frisbee.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2011, 11:12:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

i like trains
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-12-2011, 11:12:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

i like trains
Me too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QFCSXr6qnv4#t=158s Choo Shoe!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 10-12-2011, 16:12:25
I just said "PIKA" right before I sneezed. It was awesome, really, try it!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-12-2011, 16:12:53
I'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOaGhE_sejI

'Tis a BF game alright.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-12-2011, 18:12:40
I'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOaGhE_sejI

'Tis a BF game alright.
Ridiculous physics? Check.
Horrible hit detection? Check.

Yup, good ol' battlefield 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 10-12-2011, 19:12:20
I gotta say shit like that makes BF3 feel like old battlefield haha, that is awesome.

Or the other day when i was flying a jet desperately trying to shoot another jet to no avail so I just rammed him and killed us both. Good ole strategy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-12-2011, 19:12:03
lol
http://z0r.de/715
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2011, 19:12:54
z0r.de has new flash!

http://z0r.de/3651
http://z0r.de/3644
http://z0r.de/3639 ALLAH AKBAR ALLLAA H AKLBAAAR  WHAT in ALLAHS NAME?


http://z0r.de/3493
the fuck is this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 10-12-2011, 19:12:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOaGhE_sejI
Kinda disappointed the other guy did not bail too and start firing with his sidearm ;D

Also "I know you're Airborne Rangers, but that was ridiculous!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 10-12-2011, 19:12:26
http://z0r.de/716
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-12-2011, 20:12:25
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377301_10150443626659214_547124213_8252432_484866856_n.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390831_205001342914249_100002131543539_433805_1687043556_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/379928_302552286443161_100000651774247_935694_1016744662_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 11-12-2011, 01:12:35
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv096z8oz1qa37hco1_500.gif)

When I came here yesterday, I didn't get it. Shame on me, I didn't even notice it is Rick Perry. And I admit, I know more about tampons than about pokemon, so I didn't even try to understand it. It looked just like another typical bowel cancel medical care ad from the Superbowl. "If I can speak about erectile disfunction in public, you can speak with your doctor about it, too. My name is Rick Perry!"

So why, in gods name, did nobody post the original?

Rick Perry - Strong  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA)

Edit://

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403958/december-08-2011/rick-perry-s-pro-christmas-ad (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403958/december-08-2011/rick-perry-s-pro-christmas-ad)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 11-12-2011, 02:12:16
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377301_10150443626659214_547124213_8252432_484866856_n.jpg)
Try Polish.
Everything is totally fucked up. Thats why i like it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-12-2011, 05:12:20
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv096z8oz1qa37hco1_500.gif)

When I came here yesterday, I didn't get it. Shame on me, I didn't even notice it is Rick Perry. And I admit, I know more about tampons than about pokemon, so I didn't even try to understand it. It looked just like another typical bowel cancel medical care ad from the Superbowl. "If I can speak about erectile disfunction in public, you can speak with your doctor about it, too. My name is Rick Perry!"

So why, in gods name, did nobody post the original?

Rick Perry - Strong  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA)

Edit://

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403958/december-08-2011/rick-perry-s-pro-christmas-ad (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403958/december-08-2011/rick-perry-s-pro-christmas-ad)

sorry this one is better!   ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eqpJYGtvk&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-12-2011, 05:12:16
I still don't get the damn zubats thing.  Oh well, here you go:

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9136/1323246945656.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 11-12-2011, 08:12:46
I love cat's too. <3  ;D :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 11-12-2011, 09:12:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQwpl7SlzvI&feature=g-vrec  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 11-12-2011, 10:12:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQwpl7SlzvI&feature=g-vrec  :o

I just love the top comment.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 11-12-2011, 10:12:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoc0XSciFPo&feature=g-user Some more minecraft.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-12-2011, 14:12:13
Hey looks it's this idiot again! Stone in YA FACE!

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/a6/iq/ncuk/368297/884372247.jpg)


And remember kids! God hates Christmas trees:

1 Hear what the LORD says to you, people of Israel. 2 This is what the LORD says:

   “Do not learn the ways of the nations
   or be terrified by signs in the heavens,
   though the nations are terrified by them.
3 For the practices of the peoples are worthless;
   they cut a tree out of the forest,
   and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel.
4 They adorn it with silver and gold;
   they fasten it with hammer and nails
   so it will not totter.
5 Like a scarecrow in a cucumber field,
   their idols cannot speak;
they must be carried
   because they cannot walk.
Do not fear them;
   they can do no harm
   nor can they do any good.”


Jeremiah 10:1-5
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 11-12-2011, 19:12:15
Goddamn't Japan, really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYKjPRl6TdI&feature=player_embedded

Find her other videos too. At the same time, I am aroused
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-12-2011, 19:12:01
Goddamn't Japan, really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYKjPRl6TdI&feature=player_embedded

Find her other videos too. At the same time, I am aroused
i'de hit that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-12-2011, 20:12:09
We have all been here :p

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/388140_10150612257447576_627502575_11889500_2017521887_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-12-2011, 20:12:19
(http://i.imgur.com/8RZRb.jpg)

Also, for those who go archering in Skyrim:
http://i.imgur.com/17ZkZ.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/17ZkZ.jpg)
http://i.imgur.com/rcbR6.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/rcbR6.jpg)
http://i.imgur.com/H2vhi.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/H2vhi.jpg)

Edit: http://youtu.be/Ip7QZPw04Ks (http://youtu.be/Ip7QZPw04Ks)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-12-2011, 21:12:00
You can really never get tired of the combination consisting of Conan O'Brien and Walker Texas Ranger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ99MdxVVKY

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-12-2011, 23:12:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNgu9WT8zH0&feature=relmfu

And thats why the bren/ZB26 gets to be fired from all positions!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 11-12-2011, 23:12:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNgu9WT8zH0&feature=relmfu

And thats why the bren/ZB26 gets to be fired from all positions!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1tHSWgT41c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-12-2011, 23:12:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNgu9WT8zH0&feature=relmfu

And thats why the bren/ZB26 gets to be fired from all positions!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1tHSWgT41c
He aint hitting a barn  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 11-12-2011, 23:12:21
Then check him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebJOT95Gh3k&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 12-12-2011, 02:12:04
Epic Rap Battles of History - Hitler vs. Vader............................part 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLrlmV9A-s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 12-12-2011, 08:12:56
(http://i56.tinypic.com/33xirl2.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/wzlA2.gif)

No swastikas please - EU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-12-2011, 18:12:49
Epic Rap Battles of History - Hitler vs. Vader............................part 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLrlmV9A-s
That was worth watching.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-12-2011, 18:12:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cfDfvsK_NE

Fucking American Infidels
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 12-12-2011, 19:12:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cfDfvsK_NE

Fucking American Infidels
Yes theta, that was completely funny...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-12-2011, 20:12:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cfDfvsK_NE

Fucking American Infidels
Yes theta, that was completely funny...
i never said it was funny. Just shows the Assholes in the US army
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-12-2011, 22:12:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BhDhDRvHaGs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 12-12-2011, 23:12:48
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/demotivational-posters-mr-snugglepuff.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-12-2011, 23:12:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cfDfvsK_NE

Fucking American Infidels
Yes theta, that was completely funny...
i never said it was funny. Just shows the Assholes in the US army


You do realize there are assholes in every army?   ::) 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 13-12-2011, 00:12:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cfDfvsK_NE

Fucking American Infidels
Yes theta, that was completely funny...
i never said it was funny. Just shows the Assholes in the US army

You realize there are assholes in every nation on the planet.  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 13-12-2011, 00:12:50
You do realize this is meant to be a joke thread? Thats what my original point was.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-12-2011, 03:12:35
In regards to the "No swastikas" edit by EU: Sorry bout that, totally slipped my mind. I must've forgotten the rule or not seen it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 13-12-2011, 13:12:25
Less whining, less url's, more pictures!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-12-2011, 14:12:16
Less whining, less url's, more pictures!

Skyrim meteor incoming:

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-skyrim-has-taken-over-my-life2.jpg)

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-the-sad-story-of-a-skyrim-guard.jpg)

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-professor-badass-plays-skyrim.jpg)

(http://jacehall.hdfillms.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/skyrim-meme-101.jpg)

http://www.addfunny.com/funnypictures/skyrimcompine/25/myskyrimmemecomp.jpg only link because its fucking huge.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-12-2011, 15:12:58
This flash loop actually makes me happy, the smile and dance of the middle guy + the music. Pure happiness!

http://www.sieni.us/?id=41
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 13-12-2011, 18:12:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA)

he has a thing against gays, though he's wearing the jacket from "Brokeback Mountain"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-12-2011, 21:12:30
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/404098/december-12-2011/norway-s-butter-shortage?xrs=synd_facebook
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 13-12-2011, 23:12:37
(http://lolpics.se/pics/48854.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-12-2011, 23:12:53
An absurdity.  English might not have the most clear pronunciation rules, but those it does have mean that that is incorrect.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 13-12-2011, 23:12:49
Repost
AND seriously, english is the easiest language out there, stop complaining.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 13-12-2011, 23:12:34
Yeah, try learning Polish or Zulu!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 13-12-2011, 23:12:54
Who says I was complaining?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 14-12-2011, 00:12:13
Its simplicity is starting to annoy me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 14-12-2011, 01:12:02
Esperanto is simplicity!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-12-2011, 01:12:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqjWOeOAXTU

Can't wait to see Brian Blessed on QI on 28th ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-12-2011, 01:12:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqjWOeOAXTU

Can't wait to see Brian Blessed on QI on 28th ;D
He is? :D
awesome!! saw the QI yesterday where they praise him and say "we don't praise him enough"




Edit:
(http://i.imgur.com/wJbVZ.jpg)

(http://www.vincentchow.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/model-aircraft2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 14-12-2011, 02:12:22
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvujvsJtwp1qht71go1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-12-2011, 14:12:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmsxdsLKlm4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmsxdsLKlm4)  Bink Thike!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zEnpika7zo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zEnpika7zo)   Slither!   ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 14-12-2011, 17:12:34
The picture is pretty weird, but since swastika's are forbidden here, just the link. Couldn't find an English link that quickly, so it's Dutch. Bolivian police found 'Nazi Coke', check the photo's  ;)

http://www.nu.nl/algemeen/2693511/boliviaanse-politie-staat-raadsel-vondst-nazi-coke.html (http://www.nu.nl/algemeen/2693511/boliviaanse-politie-staat-raadsel-vondst-nazi-coke.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 14-12-2011, 17:12:16
The picture is pretty weird, but since swastika's are forbidden here, just the link. Couldn't find an English link that quickly, so it's Dutch. Bolivian police found 'Nazi Coke', check the photo's  ;)

http://www.nu.nl/algemeen/2693511/boliviaanse-politie-staat-raadsel-vondst-nazi-coke.html (http://www.nu.nl/algemeen/2693511/boliviaanse-politie-staat-raadsel-vondst-nazi-coke.html)

Because it's so white and pure!

Well, actually it was brown. They totally screwed up my metaphor. Stupid Bolivians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 14-12-2011, 17:12:41
The picture is pretty weird, but since swastika's are forbidden here, just the link. Couldn't find an English link that quickly, so it's Dutch. Bolivian police found 'Nazi Coke', check the photo's  ;)

http://www.nu.nl/algemeen/2693511/boliviaanse-politie-staat-raadsel-vondst-nazi-coke.html (http://www.nu.nl/algemeen/2693511/boliviaanse-politie-staat-raadsel-vondst-nazi-coke.html)
It's kindda cool actually  ;D. Imagine this with the USSR flag, "PEOPLE'S COCAINE!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 14-12-2011, 17:12:10
(http://i.imgur.com/Itoyh.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Q1gMd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 14-12-2011, 18:12:08
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/how_wheel_is_invented.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-12-2011, 18:12:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5EfcoMgAM


FUUUCCKKAAA YOU WHALE

AAND FUUCKKKAA YOU DOLPHIIINNN
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 14-12-2011, 18:12:10
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/how_wheel_is_invented.jpg)

HAHA! Do they have one on fire?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-12-2011, 19:12:28
(http://lolpics.se/pics/48854.png)

No, the "ough" Is pronounced 'uff'
'gh' by itself would me 'guh' or 'grch' or something impossible to put into text.
For the 'o' to be a short 'i,' it'd need the context of the modifying consonants, just like the 'ti', otherwise it'd be pronounced "g-oat-ey"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 14-12-2011, 19:12:11
Besides, women is pronounced wumen, not wimen.

What BF3 should've been:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7iavBVfuvoc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-12-2011, 20:12:34
Besides, women is pronounced wumen, not wimen.

I've only ever heard it 'wimen,' maybe it's dialectic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-12-2011, 20:12:55
I generally hear wuman when it is singular and wimin when plural.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-12-2011, 20:12:37
Besides, women is pronounced wumen, not wimen.

I've only ever heard it 'wimen,' maybe it's dialectic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IzDbNFDdP4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-12-2011, 20:12:57
Besides, women is pronounced wumen, not wimen.

Vrommes, Wijven, all the same
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 14-12-2011, 20:12:23
I generally hear wuman when it is singular and wimin when plural.
Excuse my slight inebriation and lack of reading comprehension there-of, naturally woman is wuman and women is wimen, because, and here we get to the important part, English pronunciation is almost as stupid as French.

At which point I can whack my cards on the table, and shout "NAINEN! RUOKAA! NYT!"

Note how every letter is pronounced and always in the exact same way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-12-2011, 20:12:32
English pronunciation is almost as stupid as French.
We can blame the Swedes for that, too: were it not for the Norman conquest, English would not have been so much influenced by French. Instead they would have had easy to pronounce words like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

That aside, "spelling contest" in Finland would be lulzy, because when you hear a Finnish word you'll always know how it's written, and seeing a word know how it's pronounced, no irregularities like in English. (Foreign words are different matter - well, if you pronounce them according to Finnish, only the letters C, Q, and W are problematic: C could be pronounced S or K, Q is equal to KV and W is indistinguishable from V.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-12-2011, 20:12:02
wuhman, wuhmen.  I've never heard it done as wimen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-12-2011, 21:12:17
wuhman, wuhmen.  I've never heard it done as wimen.
The transliteration may get in the way, but way back in elementary school and high school, we were taught that the singular is "wuman" plural would indeed be "wimin". Actually, later in School of Economics, I heard native Britons using this kind of pronounciation as well. ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-12-2011, 21:12:18
We can blame the Swedes for that, too: were it not for the Norman conquest, English would not have been so much influenced by French. Instead they would have had easy to pronounce words like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Erm, nope.  That is Welsh, which is the descendant of the Brythonic language the Britons spoke.  The people who lived in England when the Normans arrived spoke Old English which they brought from Germany.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1009909_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-12-2011, 21:12:31
wuhman, wuhmen.  I've never heard it done as wimen.
The transliteration may get in the way, but way back in elementary school and high school, we were taught that the singular is "wuman" plural would indeed be "wimin". Actually, later in School of Economics, I heard native Britons using this kind of pronounciation as well. ???

The problem there that I see is when they write "wimin", the pronounciation I hear is weemen or whymen, which is dead wrong....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-12-2011, 22:12:18
I blame the transliteration. Double-v followed by a very short vowel, as in "will". Followed by "min", as in "minister".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 14-12-2011, 22:12:08
This is why people invented the phonetic alphabet.

(RP) IPA: /ˈwɪmɪn/
(US) IPA: /ˈwɪmən/

Where (RP is Received Pronunciation i.e. English) and "ɪ" is pronounced as "i" in "sit" and "ə" as "a" in "about".

Ergo, it's quite clearly pronounced as an "i" and not as a "u" or "uh".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 14-12-2011, 23:12:24
We can blame the Swedes for that, too: were it not for the Norman conquest, English would not have been so much influenced by French. Instead they would have had easy to pronounce words like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Erm, nope.  That is Welsh, which is the descendant of the Brythonic language the Britons spoke.  The people who lived in England when the Normans arrived spoke Old English which they brought from Germany.

(http://.net/photo/1009909_460s.jpg)
Sure your'e not thinking about Saxons?
Normands were of viking decent but were quick to adopt the French language and culture before arriving in England.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-12-2011, 23:12:46
Saxons and Angles (and Jutes iirc).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-12-2011, 23:12:26
Fun fact, there is almost no evidence of the existence of the Jutes, even the name comes from a single monk, St. Bede, who is the only person to note their existence.  It is possible they simply never existed, and were actually just Saxons. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 15-12-2011, 00:12:02
English letters should be pronunced the same way. This way English would be a different French with new words :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 15-12-2011, 02:12:58
(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/2011/12/82102494/2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-12-2011, 02:12:11
Haha, it was wrong!  I was leant back sideways in my chair with my feet up.  These days I only do the lean so I can getter a closer look at image thumbnails so I don't get nasty surprises from the full image.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 15-12-2011, 05:12:58
and I have wireless mouse and keyboard, and im right handed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-12-2011, 11:12:20
and I have wireless mouse and keyboard, and im right handed.

I thought he was left handed too but its actually a "mirror" image
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 15-12-2011, 15:12:03
Haha, it was wrong!  I was leant back sideways in my chair with my feet up.  These days I only do the lean so I can getter a closer look at image thumbnails so I don't get nasty surprises from the full image.

Same here. I lean to the right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 15-12-2011, 15:12:56
For me it's 100% accurate I'm afraid to say.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 15-12-2011, 17:12:29
For me it's 100% accurate I'm afraid to say.  :P

what happened to your nose and mouth?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 15-12-2011, 17:12:21
Jimmy Kimmel's YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ


Jimmy Kimmel is an evil genius!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-12-2011, 20:12:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8yJogJEEM

girl look at that belly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 15-12-2011, 23:12:53
not funny but cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7A5IHP69Vk

for stargate fans :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 16-12-2011, 00:12:52
That was a good montage.

<3 Stargate
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-12-2011, 00:12:03
Let's shut up about women having the worst pain ever. In the average persons lifetime, the man gets way way more punches/kicks or other collisions with his balls than the average woman pops out children!
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/1ebce_1323968862.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-12-2011, 00:12:00
over 9000 hey. that number made it go straight into the fiction bin for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-12-2011, 01:12:21
"Not sure if trolling or just stupid."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 16-12-2011, 01:12:59
over 9000 hey. that number made it go straight into the fiction bin for me.

Plus the incorrect grammar and unprofessional choice of words.

Top one is likely to be true, bottom one is made up by someone at 4chan/[insert website here].
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-12-2011, 01:12:41
Was thinking of adding a smiley or a "/troll".
I hope you don't think I believe that. Let's just say an image with 7 sentences in total including the word "balls" isn't a realiable source.
Now that we've cleared this up, move on.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 16-12-2011, 01:12:20
Fiddled around with Google Trends. You can input key words and see how many times they've been used in Google searches. I tried a bunch of different ones until I found this:

http://www.google.com/trends?q=sweden&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Turns out the country besides themselves that searched for them is Nigeria. Perhaps the Nigerian prince needs your bank account numbers to send you the million dollars you've won. ;)

/edit: Also, what in ze fuck? Top searching country for "4chan" is Finland. Explains the dark humor and insanity I guess :/

/edit2: Apparently, same goes for Forgotten Hope and Forgotten Hope 2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mud Buddha on 16-12-2011, 11:12:09
You know you've been playing too much FH2, when people send you stuff like this  :-)

(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6779/fuckswulves.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/fuckswulves.jpg/)

For the whole thing:
http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/14288345267/chrismenning-brb-guys-focken-some-wulves

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 16-12-2011, 14:12:06
(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images//picdump/164/31.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-12-2011, 14:12:39
http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/197/72.jpg (http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/197/72.jpg)

http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/200/33.jpg (http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/200/33.jpg)

http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/197/31.jpg
 (http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/197/31.jpg)
http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/202/38.jpg (http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/202/38.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: IrishReloaded on 16-12-2011, 14:12:40
pics dont work for me .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 16-12-2011, 15:12:36
Same here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 16-12-2011, 15:12:00
made them links.. but seems like you need to copy them to address bar
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-12-2011, 16:12:59
bah fooking hell...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-12-2011, 16:12:08
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4258/25399325.jpg)

(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/4183/35415469.jpg)

(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/325/52144741.jpg)

(http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/8550/31546330.jpg)


They should work now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 16-12-2011, 17:12:59
Last one is priceless hahahahaha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 16-12-2011, 18:12:32
Jimmy Kimmel's YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ


Jimmy Kimmel is an evil genius!

If I had talked at my parents like that they would have smacked my face of.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 16-12-2011, 19:12:11
Last one is priceless hahahahaha

tasteless is what comes to the mind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-12-2011, 19:12:40
Last one is priceless hahahahaha

tasteless is what comes to the mind.
as if 4chan gives a dam  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 16-12-2011, 19:12:35
Jimmy Kimmel's YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ


Jimmy Kimmel is an evil genius!

If I had talked at my parents like that they would have smacked my face of.


My mom would do the same. 0_0 But, that's the reason we're not like them. xD

BTW, who is that asian meme? I forgot his name...  I think I used to know what it was.  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-12-2011, 19:12:08
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3qrcLN541r7d2rao1_500.jpg)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsige2mMae1qej8gyo1_500.png)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0bmtGJFt1r1vzzeo1_500.png)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0uqfinbs1qzf3pso1_500.jpg)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwpry5Fww1qbuanjo1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwfhmuvgN1qjsrulo1_500.png)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8c7jzZaE1r0mj00.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpen2buSir1ql636lo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-12-2011, 01:12:45
(http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1324081339507.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/175/183/Walker%20Texas%20Vikings.jpg?1318992465)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/193/226/Age-Of-Empires%20VDML.jpg?1319971467)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/175/180/I%27m%20so%20Smart.jpg?1318992465)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-12-2011, 03:12:45
They should make those for the total war series...I remember when, as Bzyantines, I was attacked by a massive Venitian army in Thessalonika.  Was outnumbered about 10-1, and the relief army was a turn away when they attacked.  With just two units of Byzantine spearmen and a general's bodyguard, I was able to hold, but only about 15 of the starting 320 spearmen survived, and 5 or so of the gen bodyguard.  I merged the two spearman units, and left them for the rest of the game in Thessalonika, never retraining them, as the Thessalonikan Guard. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: HadrianBT on 17-12-2011, 05:12:35
The game that made me do this most often was CCIII The Russian Front (with RR patch). This is the game where you feel that every soldier is unique and has his character.

I had a team of mortar guys (50 mm only, 12 points price, for comparison T-34-41 was ~100), which was in my battlegroup from day one (only two of four were from day one, two more were from 1942). I upgraded them to "Airborne" status some time in late 1943 for 1 point (which gave them good winter camo and winter clothes). The squad commander ranked all the way from Junior Sergeant to Junior Leutenant. All of them had at least an order of the Red Star each, the gunner (operator) had the Order of the Red Banner. All of them has at least one injury badge.

The most epic shot was fired some time in late 1944, when this otherwise crappy mortar (great from supressing infantry and machine guns) singlehandedly knocked out a Bison (an open-topped SPG for ~80 points).

Of course they participated in the Berlin operation, supressing two enemy teams and even killing one soldier in the Reichstag :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 17-12-2011, 09:12:23
What is this PR patch you are referring to?

*Breaks out good ol' CCIII
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-12-2011, 10:12:49
I'd like to return my Conan, I think he's broken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQU4HhREa-4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-12-2011, 11:12:37
Very nice little cartoon/movie about a ww2 dogfight, rather amusing.

http://rutube.ru/tracks/4887750.html?v=01e6db5fd18de2f58176e833bb2105f3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 17-12-2011, 12:12:03
That's a f**king good cartoon!
Like the story and the meaning of it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 17-12-2011, 13:12:56
that was awsome! love the style of the animation ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 17-12-2011, 13:12:13
Very nice little cartoon/movie about a ww2 dogfight, rather amusing.

http://rutube.ru/tracks/4887750.html?v=01e6db5fd18de2f58176e833bb2105f3

Amazing, and it really shows how hatred destroys people... literally...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 17-12-2011, 15:12:12
Yeah, that was a great short movie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 17-12-2011, 19:12:23
i have been looking for that clip since last year, i trough i would never find it :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-12-2011, 19:12:02
I guess I'll be the first to say here then, I didn't like it.

I think the idea that "they are both devils who hate each other" is just cheap, lame, and stupid.  The dogfight scene was great, and when they parted, I was betting on them both realizing that their fuel was empty, bailing out/crash landing, meeting each other, and together helping each other survive.  A classic meeting of enemies.  Instead they suddenly turn into weird demons and fight to the death.  What.  The.  Fuck.  If they were trying to do a representation of war, I'm sorry, but that is not war.  You will find thousands of cases of enemies coming together to survive and learning that the other is human for every one case of two enemies slaughtering each other only for the need to kill the other.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 17-12-2011, 19:12:10
then pretend this is one of the two cases in the hole story of war.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-12-2011, 19:12:43
then pretend this is one of the two cases in the hole story of war.

|:  That totally is missing the point.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 17-12-2011, 19:12:22
neither was the creators of the clip trying to do a representation of war, they were trying to show something, and its in the very title, hate :p, the hole visuals revolve around it... well at least the red part
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-12-2011, 19:12:59
guys

just

AAGHH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 17-12-2011, 19:12:57
what i dont like is that the spitfire and bf109 are creating stuka sounds when they dive. and the german word for "maximum" is "maximum", not "maksimum" (which is the polish one).  :P

it was entertaining, but my interpretation of it is that war is senseless and the hate the soldiers have to each other only leads to suffering. in the end nobody wins.

i can get mudras point. i thought that they would both withdraw from the airfight, realising that if they kept fighting they would both go down. well, the exact opposite was the case, whcih can come over as a bit dull.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-12-2011, 20:12:05
guys

just

AAGHH

Thank you for your contribution.


(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/expectations_vs_reality.gif)

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/so_close.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 17-12-2011, 20:12:33
I guess I'll be the first to say here then, I didn't like it.

I think the idea that "they are both devils who hate each other" is just cheap, lame, and stupid.  The dogfight scene was great, and when they parted, I was betting on them both realizing that their fuel was empty, bailing out/crash landing, meeting each other, and together helping each other survive.  A classic meeting of enemies.  Instead they suddenly turn into weird demons and fight to the death.  What.  The.  Fuck.  If they were trying to do a representation of war, I'm sorry, but that is not war.  You will find thousands of cases of enemies coming together to survive and learning that the other is human for every one case of two enemies slaughtering each other only for the need to kill the other.
This is exactly what I thought would happen. Both out of ammo, both out of fuel, both would bail out, meet each other and then survive together. Then the demon red part started and then that sucked.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 17-12-2011, 20:12:36
I guess I'll be the first to say here then, I didn't like it.

I think the idea that "they are both devils who hate each other" is just cheap, lame, and stupid.  The dogfight scene was great, and when they parted, I was betting on them both realizing that their fuel was empty, bailing out/crash landing, meeting each other, and together helping each other survive.  A classic meeting of enemies.  Instead they suddenly turn into weird demons and fight to the death.  What.  The.  Fuck.  If they were trying to do a representation of war, I'm sorry, but that is not war.  You will find thousands of cases of enemies coming together to survive and learning that the other is human for every one case of two enemies slaughtering each other only for the need to kill the other.
I love how you take everything serious, including some artistic cartoon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 17-12-2011, 21:12:13
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/so_close.gif)

How to shit in your pants
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 17-12-2011, 22:12:55
Quote
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/so_close.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiOjEoa7aM0&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 17-12-2011, 22:12:45
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/expectations_vs_reality.gif)

My dreams... you've killed them :/

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/spetsnaz.png)

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/bc6c3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: HadrianBT on 18-12-2011, 02:12:38
2Miklas:
RR is Real Red. Ask Paythoss if it worked out with the files I have uploaded for him. If it did, just download it. If it is already removed, I'll upload them again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 18-12-2011, 04:12:59


(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/so_close.gif)

IM A TRUCK, IM A TRUCK, SUCK MY DICK, IM A TRUCK.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 18-12-2011, 08:12:49
It cost 100$ to buy this car


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu2p6rdXEak&feature=player_embedded


You win every f*cking time. It's digusting, wow EA, really?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 18-12-2011, 10:12:33
Is that the Batmobile?

Nah comon you know this is what EA does every time, check comments for this Games, check BF free to play.

check all these Games on Youtube, the official clips, everywhere people complaining about that EA free to play is unfair as hell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-12-2011, 11:12:35
There is play for free, and then there's pay to win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Natty on 18-12-2011, 11:12:24
Kraetzer, I suggest you actually play BFP4F before making such simplistic statements... really, you have read that people on the internet ar saying a game is unfair?... wow!... what a revelation.

If you cared more, I could write a full page on balance, fairness in games. But since I know you will just glance and think "oh, some comment that isnt agreeing with me, skip" I won't.

In BFP4F you can earn virtual money (credits) and rent and buy guns and the attachments and be "fair" against other players as well. If you want a fun fact, one of the absolute biggest spenders in BFHeroes, I added him as friend and played against him.. I pwned him. Did he pay to win? Certainly not. But he had pretty much every single thing you can get in that game. (I had default weapons)

You dont pay to win, you pay to tune. Tuning your experience to your liking. Some does that with weapons or attachments, such as sights or ammo, others do it with consumables, or clothing items, or boosters that give you more credit or XP so you can level faster and get more training(P4F)/abilities(BFH)

Yet, simple internet dudes look at youtube videos in a kind of relaxed, half-slouching position and just go "meh, buy stuff for money, unfair" without any clue of how the game actually works or how the players behave.... this is laughable, really.... I picture the South Park WoW playing dude everytime I read such comments.... what is more funny is, the next second they're in BF3 or some boxed product which costs 50euro, and pwn dudes with their high-level rank soldier with bunch of unlocks.... unlocks they also bought, but just because they bought all the guns in one go (on the DVD) they dont consider it as bought....

The term 'try to think outside the box' has never been used more appropriate than in this case.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 18-12-2011, 12:12:19
with 3.5 mio views i think some of you might know this already, however for me it was new :D

pokemon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHG-JO8gIGk&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 18-12-2011, 14:12:32
Saw how BF p4F looks, BF2 looked better.
EA is ripping money from people so they can win in their Games. If they don´t wanna pay they can´t win anymore.
Since you work for them it maked you so blind Natty.

Everything EA brings out is promoted by you and if someone don´t like it you want to make him like it.
Maybe EA uses brainwash to their Studios  ;D.

Atleast Easy is EA´s " Lets press the last shit out of this old tube of mustard"
EA is the Game Industry Mafia, buying all the Titles and take Studios udner License to destroy them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 18-12-2011, 14:12:24
of course it looks better, you cant spect much from a p4f game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 18-12-2011, 17:12:03
It cost 100$ to buy this car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu2p6rdXEak&feature=player_embedded
WHAT'S THIS I DON'T EVEN

Well, let's say there's a reason why I have never bothered trying World of Tanks and why I'm not very enthusiastic about the upcoming MechWarrior Online, and this video just confirms all my suspicions about the P4F business model from end-user point of view.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 18-12-2011, 17:12:20
world of tanks is diferent trough, paying for gold doesnt give you better tanks than the rest, it just make you grind faster for bigger tanks, and if you have smaller ones you wouldnt fight them anyways :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 18-12-2011, 18:12:43
i think ill quit WOT anyway ... got myself to the jagdpanzer IV and it turns out the game is just frustrating me. just today my 75mm/L70 did about 30 damage to a T34/85 while and now it comes my jagdpanzer IV was 1shot frontally. i call that dual-stacked-combo-bullshit. by any means, gameplaywise (i was in a friggin tank destroyer and ambush position) and realistically i should have beaten him. but nope! oh and the game was made in russia, explains a lot.  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-12-2011, 18:12:20
(http://i.imgur.com/DRjbb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ati10.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8a7RG.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 18-12-2011, 18:12:26
Compared to Zynga games? Yes, EA's P4F games are a bit off, especially that NFSWorld. No wonder Zynga is making 1 billion sales.

The only viable P4F games is like:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr7u1kMQaK1qzl2syo1_500.jpg)

I play The Sims Social.  ;D IMO, in non-competitive, social games, P4F business model will flourish.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 18-12-2011, 18:12:09
STOP THIS MADNESS!!

this discussion isnt even remotely funny or interresting.

back on topic

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1110805_460s_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1105612_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1095761_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1108249_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1079691_460s_v1.jpg)

anyone remember this?
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1084581_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1082620_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1106411_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 18-12-2011, 18:12:50
It cost 100$ to buy this car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu2p6rdXEak&feature=player_embedded
WHAT'S THIS I DON'T EVEN

Well, let's say there's a reason why I have never bothered trying World of Tanks and why I'm not very enthusiastic about the upcoming MechWarrior Online, and this video just confirms all my suspicions about the P4F business model from end-user point of view.
WoT is different, the only Pay to Win part is gold ammo, even there, gold ammo is freaking expensive at high tiers. You just grind faster with gold, also clan wars give gold :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-12-2011, 23:12:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqU9V6EfOwY

Great walking impersonation of Johnny depp-Jack sparrow
And some dancing

but great shit starts at 3:35
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 19-12-2011, 02:12:40
just wondering, what you were searching to find that clip?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 19-12-2011, 03:12:51
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa167/CCCP-Felix/hatersgonnamoonwalk.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 19-12-2011, 03:12:08
STOP THIS MADNESS!!

this discussion isnt even remotely funny or interresting.

back on topic
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1110805_460s_v1.jpg)

anyone remember this?


I actually remember the dog. ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riot_dog
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-12-2011, 08:12:10
Glasgow Nativity
(http://i.imgur.com/7jI6H.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dgbzj.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 19-12-2011, 10:12:50
anyone remember this?
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1084581_460s.jpg)

 :D i didn't know it was that popular and famous !
Got one somewhere ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-12-2011, 18:12:06
just wondering, what you were searching to find that clip?
A girl i know was at that competition. Showed me the clip, liked it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-12-2011, 18:12:15
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1140872_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 19-12-2011, 18:12:24
That's so insensitive!


They don't have StarCraft in North Korea.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 21-12-2011, 00:12:21
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/gallery/derp/derp-johnny-derp.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-12-2011, 00:12:31
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-flame-retardant.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 21-12-2011, 01:12:59
dafuq?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-12-2011, 01:12:17
dafuq?

special liquid protects you from heat so well you cant even use a blowtorch to cut your own hand of (bad mix of gas though, probably only 1000° or so, could be much higher if it had that nice blue flame )
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-12-2011, 13:12:12
Ooh, my new monitor arrived. Thanks for the excellent delivery!

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-putting-customers-first.gif)

http://youtu.be/PKUDTPbDhnA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 21-12-2011, 13:12:26
World's wanking champion... ONLY IN JAPAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SNH5EUw7gxk

P.S. His current record is 9 hours 58 minutes...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 21-12-2011, 13:12:27
World's wanking champion... ONLY IN JAPAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=

P.S. His current record is 9 hours 58 minutes...
I'm not going to click that  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 21-12-2011, 13:12:50

I'm not going to click that  :-X

Don't worry, no explicit content... and he wanks off to animes... so...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 21-12-2011, 19:12:49
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_5i43QOxejCs/TBWRo-PBpiI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/wo_yZd47IUU/1834_540%5B3%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 21-12-2011, 19:12:20
Fix bad with sad and I'll agree.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-12-2011, 00:12:19
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/job-fails-monday-thru-friday-if-you-feed-him-hell-just-keep-coming-back-for-more.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-12-2011, 02:12:56
(http://i.imgur.com/9e4AE.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 22-12-2011, 18:12:55
(http://i.imgur.com/aN7Nh.jpg)
hehehehehe..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 22-12-2011, 19:12:12
attachement
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-12-2011, 19:12:09
attachement
word

(http://i.imgur.com/9e4AE.jpg)
Man of his word
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 22-12-2011, 22:12:39
can anyone explain this to me?
http://www.wimp.com/camerameteor/ (http://www.wimp.com/camerameteor/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 22-12-2011, 22:12:34
Well you see the friction from the atmosphere causes the meteorite to heat up, so it starts glowing and could eventually even explode.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 22-12-2011, 23:12:23
Quote
Security camera captures meteor.
What don't you get?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 22-12-2011, 23:12:20
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1180932_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-12-2011, 00:12:57
I don't usually join this stupid Twilight-bashing, but this is just too good to skip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvTCr5Z-0lA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 23-12-2011, 03:12:58
Do something... do a barrel roll!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2011/11/do-a-barrel-roll-google-channels-apple-and-nintendo/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 23-12-2011, 09:12:07
 :) old.
Tape "let it snow" in google search bar  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 23-12-2011, 13:12:55
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1198043_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-12-2011, 14:12:34
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/4nZBASoSAd79pgh9yEG2ZCPi_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-12-2011, 14:12:29
Well you see the friction from the atmosphere causes the meteorite to heat up, so it starts glowing and could eventually even explode.

And at Lainer.

I am confused since some people in the youtube comment section said something bout laser weapons wich the Russians posses. Was wondering if the idea is wide spread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 23-12-2011, 18:12:13
I hope not, youtube comments can lower your Q.I. fast enough.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-12-2011, 22:12:19
Well yea consider my IQ with basic fysics and science round 80
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-12-2011, 22:12:26
Well yea consider my IQ with basic fysics and science round 80

It should not matter since intelligence is not the same as knowledge.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-12-2011, 23:12:08
Hold on, i need to think a little bit longer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 24-12-2011, 08:12:29
Well you see the friction from the atmosphere causes the meteorite to heat up, so it starts glowing and could eventually even explode.

And at Lainer.

I am confused since some people in the youtube comment section said something bout laser weapons wich the Russians posses. Was wondering if the idea is wide spread.

You wouldn't see a laser in most parts of the atmosphere anyhow, so yeah, YT comments can ruin your IQ. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 24-12-2011, 10:12:39
:) old.
Tape "let it snow" in google search bar  ;)

I clicked defrost and it is very effective ever since  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-12-2011, 17:12:42
Somebody had to much time on there hands.
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/385439_349027118445646_306762402672118_1686140_1886245352_n.jpg)

Who will wake up like this tomorrow morning?
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396282_348929151788776_306762402672118_1685646_1144119986_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-12-2011, 01:12:12
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/f2fd3596-5f4e-49ec-b484-9871997822dd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 25-12-2011, 14:12:41
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/ilmaveivi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 26-12-2011, 00:12:16
Since this is the season to be jolly, a classic from Germany, translated by me. Just read it to yourself with the detached tone of an official report:

Sunday, 1st Advent 1000

Senior citizen Erna B. has her grandson Norbert install 3 electric candles on the window sill of her apartment in the suburban neighbourhood of Önkelstieg. A pre-christmas cheer is spread. There is much rejoicing.

1014
While emptying his waste basket, neighbour Ottfried P. observes the provocative christmas offensive in the neighbouring house and counters instantaneously by deploying the 10 armed danish candle set with 15 Watt each in his kitchen window. Hours later the whole neighbourhood of Önkelstieg shines in the merry glow of 134 window decorations.

1903
The engineer on guard duty in the 14 km far away energy plant Sottrup-Höcklage mistakenly notices a supposed error in the electricity measurement system for the area Stenkelfeld Nord, but remains unalarmed for now.

2017
Married couple Horst and Heidi E. manage to connect a chain circuit of 96 Halogene Movie floodlights through all the trees in their orchards. Elements of the local bird population start with nest construction.

2056
Discoteque-owner Alfons K. feels the need to add his own part to pre-christmas atmosphere and installs the laser system metropolis, one of the most powerful in europe, on the roof of his bungalow. The 40 meter tall fassade of a nearby grain silo resists the unending fire of the Santa Claus projection for several minutes before crumbling with an unagreeable sound.

2130
The alarm signal in the generator hall of the power plant Sottrup-Höcklage is swallowed by the loud music of the plant's christmas party.

2150
85 year old war veteran August R. projects the star of Betlehem onto the low hanging cloud cover, using 190 Flak searchlights of the Wartha-Volkssturm model.

2212
A group of asian businessmen with light baggage and summer attire stumble through the neighbourhood of Önkelstieg. Earler a Boeing 747 of the Singapore airline, headed for Sidney, had mistakenly landed on the driveway of the bakery Brohrmeyer, which was at the time adorned by 3000 colourful neon lights.

2237
NASA spacecraft Voyager 7 transmits pictures of a suspected supernova on the norther hemisphere. The experts in Houston are baffled.

2250
A slight tremor disturbs the area surrounding the power plant Sottrup-Höcklage. The whole building complex with its 30 turbines runs screaming far above its stress limit.

2306
College student Bettina U. wakes up in the neighbourhood of Önkelstieg and is mistakenly delighted by the bright december morning. At 2312 she pushes the button of her coffe machine.

2312 and 14 Seconds
The sudden explosion of the power plant Sottrup-Höcklage breaks into the sudden darkness of the district Stenkelfeldt like the sound of thunder. Disoriented people stumble through the pitch-black neighbourhood. People like you and me, for whom just one candle on the advent wreath was not enough.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 26-12-2011, 03:12:20
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/ilmaveivi.jpg)

awesome cookie!  hell of a shot too ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-12-2011, 10:12:04
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/397981_2916100028657_1445413241_3040710_1745664995_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386278_350219721659719_306762402672118_1690278_140807712_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 26-12-2011, 10:12:48
I wonder how many times a day the line "IT'S A TRAP!" is yelled in Thailand.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gezoes on 26-12-2011, 12:12:47
This is Jef. Jef plays (indie) games. His loyal subscribers have been bugging him for a while to make a Let's Play of a certain game, and he finally did for Christmas :)

Little did we know. I lost a contact lens and half my beer after about 30 seconds ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37yI3C01o0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37yI3C01o0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 26-12-2011, 17:12:53
Wish I had a Portal Gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc


Why haven't I seen this until now!? :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-12-2011, 20:12:49
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166943_339800216045780_100000474121991_1448712_1052812024_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 27-12-2011, 21:12:58
So that's why I keep recognizing people I've never met!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 27-12-2011, 22:12:11
So that's why I keep recognizing people I've never met!

No, it's the booze.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 28-12-2011, 01:12:00
Amazing Singing Bird Pistols! (http://www.christies.com/singing-bird-pistols-en-1422-3.aspx) circa 1820  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-12-2011, 02:12:20
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/385111_2772331143716_1121151313_2944729_1363698528_n.jpg)

YOU got that! MISTER DARWIN!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 28-12-2011, 02:12:06
holy fuck! my eyes have been opened! how could i have missed the fact that there was 6-7 billion people on the planet millions of years ago  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-12-2011, 02:12:10
holy fuck! my eyes have been opened! how could i have missed the fact that there was 6-7 billion people on the planet millions of years ago  :o
YEAH!


AND THE STATEMENT of bear grylles is false!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-12-2011, 02:12:23
I guess once you let Jesus into your heart you don't have to worry about urination ever again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-12-2011, 02:12:44
holy fuck! my eyes have been opened! how could i have missed the fact that there was 6-7 billion people on the planet millions of years ago  :o
Yes, that was the biggest flaw in it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 28-12-2011, 02:12:57
holy fuck! my eyes have been opened! how could i have missed the fact that there was 6-7 billion people on the planet millions of years ago  :o
Yes, that was the biggest flaw in it.

one of many  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 28-12-2011, 02:12:55
Oh and water doesn't "reproduce"? Explain the springs then.  LOL at picture xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 28-12-2011, 03:12:21
Looks like some people skiped science class and never knew about the fact that when a human dies, animals, living things, all the water contained in them gets back in the earth then they didn't learn about the water cycle. Ah yeah and also that more comets, meteorites, etc, brang water from ice during Earth existence.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 28-12-2011, 03:12:14
Of course, they also forget that you lose water through bodily functions like sweat, urination, exhalation, etc.  Plus I doubt, if they believe that the earth is 6000 years old, they would agree that the earth has been under bombardment by water-carrying objects.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 28-12-2011, 04:12:55
They would never drop that pseudo-science (or not even close) wouldn't they?

Most religious school here already given up since my kindergarten and taught "Jesus gave pizza and coke" to attract children instead.

Mudra, according to Genesis, "water" has been pre-existing, there is no prior mention about "waters before this. So the scientific notion of "water-carrying objects" bringing water from space is not in their idea and seems to far-fetched. 6,000 years is counted by approximating the events between the Creation in Genesis and the Bible events documented in history (e.g. the Exodus from Egypt)

Quote
NIV translation

God makes a firmament ("Let a firmament be...!")—the second command—to divide the waters above from the waters below. The firmament is named "skies".[Gen 1:6–7]

My Christian teacher always steered away from this debacle by disclaiming that "Holy Bible is not a science book or historical record, it is a book of faith."

That pseudo-science rebuttal is a failure at best, they can't just refer everything to a single REDACTED Book. I have seen many churches followed a certain Biblical Canon zealously, while denouncing the author.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-12-2011, 12:12:07
Troll sience was applied on that one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 29-12-2011, 11:12:22
Bible=troll science 101 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-12-2011, 21:12:36
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/377056_10150459994003640_745158639_8639019_1694310673_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2011, 21:12:11
that one was very very very sad..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 29-12-2011, 23:12:31
poor rover  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2011, 23:12:00
Goddamit i cant get that comic out of my head, jesus that one is so sad  :( :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-12-2011, 23:12:48
Silly theta, machines cant feel pain sorrow or have a sense of duty so its just awwwright to purposely dispose of them or use them in any manner possible.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2011, 23:12:51
Silly theta, machines cant feel pain sorrow or have a sense of duty so its just awwwright to purposely dispose of them or use them in any manner possible.
Shut up you silly old bat!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-12-2011, 00:12:47
^I did start to view the series again  ;D
Can't beat that Allo Allo humor

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-12-2011, 00:12:05
got myself the dvd box, you just cant defeat this old classic in terms of awesomeness
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 30-12-2011, 10:12:22
and always "YOU STUPID WOMAN!! Can you not see that she needs consolation, her grandfather just died" Edith always fell for that same old lie over and over again.

try season 1 episode 6
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-12-2011, 11:12:15
"Screw thea bayonettesa"
"Ah yeeahh screwa the bayonetsa"
*all throw bayonets on the ground
"No you idiots!!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-12-2011, 11:12:42
"Screw thea bayonettesa"
"Ah yeeahh screwa the bayonetsa"
*all throw bayonets on the ground
"No you idiots!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvalj7YKU8g

 ;D ;D
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Post by: Ciupita on 30-12-2011, 15:12:48
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/stone_house.jpg)

WW1 tank house?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 30-12-2011, 16:12:47
Silly theta, machines cant feel pain sorrow or have a sense of duty so its just awwwright to purposely dispose of them or use them in any manner possible.
Shut up you silly old bat!

How about poor little Voyager II that will be forever lost in space?  :(
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Post by: Zrix on 30-12-2011, 17:12:13
How about poor little Voyager II that will be forever lost in space?  :(
Spaaaaaaaaaace
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-12-2011, 18:12:21
How about poor little Voyager II that will be forever lost in space?  :(
Voyager I & II are still talking back and still have power.  As long as no-one tells them they'll be fine for the moment.  It is Pioneer 11 & 12 you want to be sorry for atm.  Also everyone forgets the poor Centaurs and PAMs that are following them into the void.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 31-12-2011, 01:12:09
Atheist Nightmare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-12-2011, 01:12:47
Atheist Nightmare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A


Aww, I was just going to bed, but now I'm too scared D:


Yeah, but seriously. That is a classic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 31-12-2011, 01:12:22
that banana theory has more holes than swiss cheese....
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Post by: Tedacious on 31-12-2011, 01:12:36
Oh a classic :)

Really though, this one is worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 31-12-2011, 01:12:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZUB0kLLBUA Fresh prince trolling :D
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-12-2011, 02:12:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 31-12-2011, 02:12:09
That's cool. Where did you find it? Two posts up?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-12-2011, 02:12:43
Wha--oh. Whoopsie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 31-12-2011, 04:12:30
Oh a classic :)

Really though, this one is worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

I actually start to think that some parts of America, people have started mating with vegetables
They are SOOOOOOO wrong on so many levels
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Post by: Tankbuster on 31-12-2011, 09:12:22
Oh a classic :)

Really though, this one is worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

Wow, and I thought that the banana vid was stupid.
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Post by: Laffey on 31-12-2011, 10:12:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQsvmuFWCJQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 31-12-2011, 11:12:56
Oh a classic :)

Really though, this one is worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

I actually start to think that some parts of America, people have started mating with vegetables
They are SOOOOOOO wrong on so many levels
Indeed :P

Rewatched it and just noticed:
Look at when he opens the jar of peanut butter to prove that there is no life. The plastic-film covering the jar, you can see that it has been bent up. I suspect they wanted a peek into it, just to make sure that there would be no new life in it when they opened it in front of the cameras.



Great troll. This is what he says about this one "I like going onto my friends facebook page, taking photos of him, changing his face slightly then putting them back up on facebook. He doesn't like me doing this."
(http://i.imgur.com/Zdf5i.jpg)
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Post by: Smiles on 31-12-2011, 13:12:35
Haha thats awsome! Wish i had the will to learn PS.

Does anyone have more of those silly religion vids? They even make the comments look funny.
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-12-2011, 13:12:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLWWwV4OiHk

;)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2011, 13:12:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLWWwV4OiHk

;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQsvmuFWCJQ&feature=related

;)
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-12-2011, 13:12:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLWWwV4OiHk

;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQsvmuFWCJQ&feature=related

;)
Ooh! Right! I posted that a year ago or something! :P
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Post by: flyboy_fx on 31-12-2011, 13:12:55
I believe in creationism, but those videos are stupid.  :-X
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2011, 14:12:34
Believe what you want. To me religion sounds like BULLLLLLLgarian goulash. But if people wanna believe in it, so be it. I believe what i can see, know and do.

I always lived according to that and it saves me tonnes of worries IRL

There is one thing i hate the most though

Religious people picking on "Non bible sane" people. Like homosexuals and other religous people

My best time of my life was in the presence of Lesbians who i could really talk to and hang out with
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-12-2011, 14:12:54
I believe in creationism, but those videos are stupid.  :-X
Young earth or old earth? Young earth creationism doesn't really get any less stupid than those videos.
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Post by: flyboy_fx on 31-12-2011, 14:12:43
Never heard those terms before. Definitely do not believe the earth has been around for only 5,000-10,000 years. I also don't totally shoot down evolution. Not that I believe in it. To me, God is the creator, and he could have created evolution, who am I to say he did not. Plus, believing in something higher than myself offers comfort in death. :P I don't push what I believe on people, I don't tell anyone else what to believe, it's a free country right?  :P Same thing with gay people, let them be gay. Who the heck are WE (All of America) to tell them they can't! As long as they do not push their views on me, we're fine. If it matters, I have a few gay people I'm friends with, good friends actually.  ;) What they do in the bedroom is up to them.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-12-2011, 14:12:24
There is one thing i hate the most though

Religious people picking on "Non bible sane" people. Like homosexuals and other religous people


Well, get over here and shove a cream pie in the face of archbishop Leonard. Again. Everyone in mechelen knows where he lives
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Post by: Smiles on 31-12-2011, 14:12:49
Open up a new topic for religion debate, or use youtube! J\ust the funny vids plleeeeeaaaazz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2011, 14:12:25
There is one thing i hate the most though

Religious people picking on "Non bible sane" people. Like homosexuals and other religous people


Well, get over here and shove a cream pie in the face of archbishop Leonard. Again. Everyone in mechelen knows where he lives
With good reason. An arse he is. But even non religious people can sometimes work on my nerves, the amount of retardness sometimes

One man litteraly said to me once = How can you as a straight person have gay people as friends? they are a diffrent species

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Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-12-2011, 14:12:23
Eh?  what the hell was he thinking?
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Post by: Gezoes on 31-12-2011, 14:12:44
More pictures, less fairytales! Leonardo had it wrong anyway ;)

(http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/star-wars-star-wars-demotivational-poster-1226174101.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2011, 14:12:51
 (http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/382644_3028041858756_1194092557_3398348_936613127_n.jpg)
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-12-2011, 15:12:10
a cat on a cat

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-12-2011, 16:12:09
a cat on a cat

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!!

I'm not letting you near my cats.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2011, 16:12:44
a cat on a cat

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!!

I'm not letting you near my cats.
i dunno, i think a cat would be much safer with battleaxe then with a furry like you :v
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-12-2011, 16:12:29
Says the brony...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2011, 16:12:13
Says the brony...
Hey! i havent watched MLP since 4 episodes ago!
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-12-2011, 17:12:14
*sobs in the corner*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 31-12-2011, 18:12:54
*sobs in the corner*
EMO!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 01-01-2012, 00:01:01
I love Skyrim, but I get tired of the arrow in the knee thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mSDfxde8fSg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-01-2012, 21:01:39
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1913371/49829775/giga_explosie_in_hilversum.html

even the demoman would be jealous of this explosion!

KAAABBOOOOOEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Post by: GooGeL on 02-01-2012, 00:01:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Il9yX02xGQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-01-2012, 01:01:12
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! nobody is being drunk in my mall! Leave this establishment peacefully or else

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaOMU98BOcc

0:24
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-01-2012, 12:01:18
a cat on a cat

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!!

I'm not letting you near my cats.
i dunno, i think a cat would be much safer with battleaxe then with a furry like you :v

I do have a cat, and if someone hurts her, I will personally make him shit concrete bricks!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-01-2012, 12:01:59
a cat on a cat

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!!

I'm not letting you near my cats.
i dunno, i think a cat would be much safer with battleaxe then with a furry like you :v

I do have a cat, and if someone hurts her, I will personally make him shit concrete bricks!
Thats the spirit

In the past there lived a guy in the street who hurted cats

We hurted him and badly.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 02-01-2012, 16:01:51
i made the experience that people who dont like animals, be it cats, dogs or whatever are generally assholes. had to work with someone and we started to smalltalk and he told me he didnt like dogs - i didnt even wonder, i didnt like him before - his whole attitude was like "everybody is against me!".

on the other side its always nice and easy to get to talk to someone who has an animal him- or especially herself. :D

somewhere around here there was already found a piece of bacon in the field with nails in it so that a dog would get hurt. how sick can people get?
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Post by: Biiviz on 02-01-2012, 16:01:04
What if you like cats but not dogs? You're asshole adjacent?
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Post by: Butcher on 02-01-2012, 17:01:16
i meant people who dont like animals at all. and thats just my experience.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-01-2012, 17:01:03
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1449003_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-01-2012, 17:01:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O18STDCq6Ww&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O18STDCq6Ww&feature=related)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-01-2012, 17:01:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O18STDCq6Ww&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O18STDCq6Ww&feature=related)
Good one ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 02-01-2012, 18:01:41
Epic Czech homemade Sdkfz 222 replica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqsE8M6dJA&feature=related

It would be so cool to drive around in that... But it's damn expensive... It cost them almost 40 000 $ to make it, and that's not including the stuff they brought from home and labor...
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Post by: McCloskey on 02-01-2012, 19:01:45
mother of god
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Post by: Ciupita on 02-01-2012, 23:01:44
Booze drinking: Finnish way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1yufd_-z4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-01-2012, 23:01:20
Booze drinking: Finnish way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1yufd_-z4
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HHhitiSqHGU/TvVq4MgKjjI/AAAAAAAAAXc/omMY-Mc8g3M/s1600/mother-god-meme.jpg)
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Post by: Kelmola on 02-01-2012, 23:01:06
Booze drinking: Finnish way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1yufd_-z4
Hypothesis 1: he's cheating, and he has drank a bottle of vegetable oil just before to prevent the alcohol from being absorbed from stomach, and throws up immediatly afterwards (like in the infamous drinking contest between two Poles; the winrar did this, the loser didn't and died.)

Hypothesis 2: as it was said in the comments, "does the guy really look like he would need to cheat"?

Hyvää.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 03-01-2012, 00:01:01
(http://fahriee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/obama-not-bad-l-1024x1024.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-01-2012, 01:01:13
Hehe, reminds me of this russian kid drinking a whole vodka bottle in school:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKvv9dc80w

Or the swedish Tequila Suicide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6iEKVLzWY
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Post by: Kelmola on 03-01-2012, 09:01:29
A challenger appears!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGnuXZs_5XE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 03-01-2012, 13:01:11
AFTERMATH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-01-2012, 13:01:21
Fast Running Interdimensional Being Caught On Cell Phone Video!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeQZ9_ZppgQ)  Oooh!  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-01-2012, 14:01:48
So easy to hide bad CGI when the video looks like it has been filmed with a toaster or Lightnings PC ;)
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Post by: LuckyOne on 03-01-2012, 14:01:02
^ Perfect comment for that!

Quote
thats one fast pizza delivery guy
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Post by: Capten_C on 03-01-2012, 14:01:50
You mean it's not a genuine Whirlwind Sprint?  >:(  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 03-01-2012, 17:01:52
So easy to hide bad CGI when the video looks like it has been filmed with a toaster or Lightnings PC ;)
I thought my hard drive died today since I was randomly getting BSODs, but it was just a system file that was damaged during defragmenting, which checkdisk neatly fixed for me. Yep, this baby can surely keep on going for another few years.
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Post by: Fuchs on 03-01-2012, 17:01:12
Just keep using it. In a few years collectors will pay big money for PC's from the 1920's.
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Post by: siben on 03-01-2012, 19:01:03
What kind of sorcery is this!

http://youtu.be/Ws6AAhTw7RA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-01-2012, 19:01:17
What kind of sorcery is this!

http://youtu.be/Ws6AAhTw7RA
HA
IN YOUR FACE EINSTEIN

HYPERSPACE travel here we come!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 03-01-2012, 19:01:34
What kind of sorcery is this!

http://youtu.be/Ws6AAhTw7RA
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need no... roads.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 03-01-2012, 20:01:56
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/691/sniperh.jpg)
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Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 03-01-2012, 20:01:40
Man that's depresing  :(
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-01-2012, 20:01:10
Man that's depresing  :(
Sniping is a good job mayte.Outtadoors. I guarantee you you wont go hungry


saddly, thats the cold hard reality of war..................the very cold hard reality :(
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-01-2012, 20:01:12
Drawn by McGibs, like all of you should know.
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Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 03-01-2012, 20:01:12
Man that's depresing  :(
It is pretty grim, but couldn't think of where else to post it. I really like it though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-01-2012, 20:01:01
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/407000_356554297692928_306762402672118_1719877_1164180541_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 03-01-2012, 20:01:20
Slingshot Zombie Hammer with Skull Ejector
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i240YgsA_rs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-01-2012, 21:01:49
Slingshot Zombie Hammer with Skull Ejector
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i240YgsA_rs
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 04-01-2012, 01:01:13
song of the protesters against the new consitution and the restrictions limiting the freedom of press in hungary after changes passed the hungarian parliament shortly before christmas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSP81Che1X0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-01-2012, 02:01:41
I dont like videos wich portray the opposite of what they preach.
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Post by: Dukat on 04-01-2012, 02:01:50
By clicking the video above, you gave already support for freedom of press in hungary. Thank you.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/03/world/europe/rare-opposition-protests-in-hungary.html


When robots meet: ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxoiLmy5mM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 04-01-2012, 03:01:10
When robots meet: ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxoiLmy5mM
"Your face sounds familiar"

Technological wonder.
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Post by: McCloskey on 04-01-2012, 03:01:34
I hope I'll be dead by the time Cylons get here ;D
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Post by: Flyboy1942 on 04-01-2012, 03:01:44
Drawn by McGibs, like all of you should know.

I recognized it. Im curious if Andrew knows it's authors connection to FH though. I've had friends with no knowledge of FH or this community show me a folder of pictures and suddenly there's one from McGibs' collection that make me splutter and headfulloffuck.jpg

This is surprisingly doable-also an awesome site in general: http://steampunkworkshop.com/electroetch.shtml
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 04-01-2012, 03:01:04
I found that on another board maybe a year or so ago and the artist's name was listed. I remember it ringing a bell at the time but I can't say I knew the guy who made that had any sort of connection to FH, that's very interesting.
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Post by: Kelmola on 04-01-2012, 09:01:55
I hope I'll be dead by the time Cylons get here ;D
You're only about 170 000 years too late* (but then again, all of this has happened before and will happen again). "We are all Cylons, and have been all along." ;)

*) 32 years too late according to the abominable Galactica: 1980 (granted, the series did introduce "skinjobs" and even their vulnerability to magnetic fields).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 04-01-2012, 14:01:44
I found that on another board maybe a year or so ago and the artist's name was listed. I remember it ringing a bell at the time but I can't say I knew the guy who made that had any sort of connection to FH, that's very interesting.

Aha! Small world. I suppose an interest in WWII gaming with a certain amount of seriousness will expose one to people and friends and communities that have similar interests, so it's not entirely surprising good stuff like that comic get spread amongst like-minded folks...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 04-01-2012, 15:01:20
Meanwhile, in Finland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs00QjiJZQ&hd=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 04-01-2012, 16:01:24
Meanwhile, in Finland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs00QjiJZQ&hd=1

Damn that made me sad that I don't live in Winland.... Again...

On second thought I kinda hate the cold so... Not a big deal... (although playing FH 2 128 without any lag would be epic I guess  :P)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: McCloskey on 04-01-2012, 17:01:52
I hope I'll be dead by the time Cylons get here ;D
but then again, all of this has happened before and will happen again

Exactly, the video reminded me of the final scene of BSG (TRS ofc) and that's the first thing that came to my mind :') *sobs*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-01-2012, 21:01:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcOaOTLuIg
I came looking for booty
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-01-2012, 02:01:53
Came on the internet today and found the church of dublication.

Quote
For the Church of Kopimism, information is holy and copying is a sacrament. Information holds a value, in itself and in what it contains, and the value multiplies through copying. Therefore, copying is central for the organisation and its members.

Being recognized by the state of Sweden is a large step for all of kopimi. Hopefully, this is one step towards the day when we can live out our faith without fear of persecution, says Isak Gerson, spiritual leader of the Church of Kopimism.

The Church of Kopimism is a religious organisation with roots from 2010. The organisation formalizes a community that's been well spread for a long time already. The community of kopimi requires no formal membership. You just have to feel a calling to worship what is the holiest of the holiest, information and copy. To do this, we organize kopyactings - religious services - where the kopimists share information with eachother through copying and remix.

If not in sweden, where else? ;D

http://kopimistsamfundet.se
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Natty on 06-01-2012, 10:01:25
(http://nyheter24.se/incoming/article642966.ece/ALTERNATES/img514x344/8m2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 06-01-2012, 14:01:15
!! pirates
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-01-2012, 15:01:44
(http://i.imgur.com/YgJid.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-01-2012, 20:01:14
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/rage-comics-sex-time.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 08-01-2012, 13:01:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7En0z2A38c&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-01-2012, 16:01:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjDcSrTrfFA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 08-01-2012, 21:01:47
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1788/truthmemeir.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 08-01-2012, 22:01:46
Well that was actually funny  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-01-2012, 22:01:32
Well that was actually funny  ;D
you just say that because i am being targeted, you always do  ;)

oh well, it should go into the archives

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2413.960
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 08-01-2012, 23:01:24
(http://i.imgur.com/BhM8U.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-01-2012, 23:01:30
90s slim jim commercials are hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkRj1aDNw4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLZn19mVUw&feature=related

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Knitschi on 09-01-2012, 12:01:57
Pelican eats pigeon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM6kvnFbkZ4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM6kvnFbkZ4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-01-2012, 17:01:48
Pelican eats pigeon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM6kvnFbkZ4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM6kvnFbkZ4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgDUUaa0A4

^much better
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 09-01-2012, 18:01:25
Nothing beats this, when it comes to pelicans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5oZRwgTQLQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-01-2012, 18:01:39
Nothing beats this, when it comes to pelicans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5oZRwgTQLQ
it took me years to realize that they where flamingos  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 09-01-2012, 18:01:09
you just say that because i am being targeted, you always do  ;)

oh well, it should go into the archives

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2413.960
Sigh... now you're just being like Warrior used to be when he identified by "village idiot" and thought it was fun and we loved him for it. We don't like your spamming; don't like the hate.




I don't think I linked this here. Japanese girl explaining in staggering english the plot of Star Wars (ep 4-6)
Really hilarious and cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCSHJINqCo

Make sure to watch the empire strikes back, return of the jedi, Inception, The Matrix, Titanic, Avatar and "Love in star wars".
Great stuff :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-01-2012, 20:01:02
Ted please, if you go find all of my posts, you will rarely actually find authentic spam
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-01-2012, 20:01:38
you just say that because i am being targeted, you always do  ;)

oh well, it should go into the archives

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2413.960
Sigh... now you're just being like Warrior used to be when he identified by "village idiot" and thought it was fun and we loved him for it. We don't like your spamming; don't like the hate.




I don't think I linked this here. Japanese girl explaining in staggering english the plot of Star Wars (ep 4-6)
Really hilarious and cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCSHJINqCo

Make sure to watch the empire strikes back, return of the jedi, Inception, The Matrix, Titanic, Avatar and "Love in star wars".
Great stuff :)

nice :P

I would like to see random joe on the streets do it in Japanese though :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-01-2012, 20:01:25
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/407258_3042438100840_1259717440_3489244_1203856348_n.jpg)


I used to have this sometimes, no I just say colleague, how are you, or when it is a rush hour train i just say hi, lots of train guards now me already :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-01-2012, 22:01:20
I image you could massively troll on our intercity trains by continuing to open the door before they are all shut.  Because they are manual slam doors, the guard has to make sure they are all closed before the central lock goes on.  So if you were quick, you could could keep opening doors at random until you got removed from the train.

Obviously, if you tried this on a Paris Metro train, you'd lose a limb.  Those doors don't give a shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: th_battleaxe on 10-01-2012, 14:01:34
the london underground is not much better
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-01-2012, 17:01:03
the london underground is not much better

Yeah, when i was there the week before Xmas my train did an emergency stop after a few meters and the driver said "let go of the bag and stay away from the door, the train will leave and you can retrieve your bag from the door in the next station."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 11-01-2012, 02:01:48
I just saw this on youtube...  really stupid and discusting but here's the video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rf1Bn3Rg0o&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-01-2012, 05:01:46
thats how us oregonians take care of our problems!   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 11-01-2012, 09:01:44
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/normal_898030825.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-01-2012, 12:01:30
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/normal_898030825.jpg)

what are you trying to say?    >:( :( :o ??? :P :-X :-* :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 11-01-2012, 12:01:04
Fucking idiot...

Fucking idiot..  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 11-01-2012, 12:01:36
Speaking of trains...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=when3v7NVFk#!

Quote
IRL trolling device
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 11-01-2012, 23:01:45
(http://www.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/50/44.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-01-2012, 19:01:59
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1779848_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 15-01-2012, 00:01:05
I've seen better stuff, but this got everything you need for saturday night entertainment. Heroes, Sex, blood and stuff.
Pizza Boomerang (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 15-01-2012, 15:01:14
As I mentioned in the 'Review the latest movie you have seen' thread.

 If you haven't seen War Horse this Saturday Night Live sketch is still funny but yeah, it's even more fun after you have seen the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJFh3He6gXc

Good luck, English boooooooy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 15-01-2012, 21:01:38
Only in Russia
(http://twisternederland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/russianpolice.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 15-01-2012, 22:01:21
Only in Russia
http://twisternederland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/russianpolice.jpg

Is that, what it looks like?

Any further information? Is it real or just fake?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-01-2012, 22:01:45
have some gifs

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2web6l4.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/liamo37/b7aYN.gif)
(http://www.spaceghetto.org/images/1275905282.gif)
Pussy grabs pussy
(http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/hlolymolygiffhjgjhj.gif)
Like a bowez
(http://a.imageshack.us/img820/6393/gn2gn.gif)
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dolphins.gif)
Animals fail to
(http://i52.tinypic.com/nzhbax.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 16-01-2012, 00:01:26
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129146242411271574.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-01-2012, 17:01:42
[18 37' 34''] <Rawhide1> Hell I even had fun on RAMELLE
[18 37' 41''] <Rawhide1> Don't tell the Bear
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-01-2012, 18:01:27
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129146242411271574.jpg)
From what was that again?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-01-2012, 18:01:38
(http://i.imgur.com/ynKye.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 16-01-2012, 18:01:45
I have no idea what's going on in that comic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 16-01-2012, 18:01:11
Me neither
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sn00x on 16-01-2012, 18:01:23
Norwegian army, Be afraid.. Be very afraid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q&feature=youtu.be

"The norwegian army has a superior derping technique" xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-01-2012, 18:01:13
Norwegian army, Be afraid.. Be very afraid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q&feature=youtu.be

"The norwegian army has a superior derping technique" xD
my GOD i had such a type of guy in my class aswel  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-01-2012, 23:01:57
Left: Death-count rises
Right: Cruise-evening! book your cruises with us!
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/32069_377102_10150497079934685_573644684_9033984_1828085476_n.jpg)




(http://www.n0.se/f/n/a986a_finalhack.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 17-01-2012, 00:01:09
Ahh, the good old lifehacks. Now where was the "Information Library" I downloaded a while ago...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 17-01-2012, 01:01:25
Whoever made that, I hate him. There is nothing worse than smart advices made by perfect people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 17-01-2012, 01:01:55
the first 2 have been posted already, but to have them all in one place i reposted them.
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/0143ad9d-d411-4caa-8c1b-9d6f62bc85ab.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/focke-wulf.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/gobblty-gook.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/fokker.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/messerschmitts.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/shwerer.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/piat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 17-01-2012, 09:01:15
The word "hack" has lost all its meaning when using the clearly marked tabs on aluminum foil is counted as one.

Not to mention opening a banana and putting paper in the toilet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 17-01-2012, 10:01:47
And where in the world gas station takes money for useing compressed air? I have never seen such thing and if I see, I'll say fuck you too and drive to next station.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-01-2012, 12:01:53
Every gas station I have seen gives out air and water for free....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sn00x on 17-01-2012, 13:01:02
they did try to charge it here some time ago, got quickyl beaten down though
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: IrishReloaded on 17-01-2012, 17:01:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxdDIwVWrxI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 17-01-2012, 17:01:48
At least they still offer them for free here. Filling Nitrogen gas costs you $0.30 per tire.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-01-2012, 19:01:38
And where in the world gas station takes money for useing compressed air? I have never seen such thing and if I see, I'll say fuck you too and drive to next station.

in the Esso stations here you have to pay, in many stations you have to pay for air here. 50cents for 3 minutes, 1 euro for 6 minutes. Stupidly expensive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-01-2012, 20:01:51
$0.75 For 4 minutes of compressed air...or you can ask for it free of charge from the body shop across the street.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 17-01-2012, 21:01:18
Found this meme combined with the trailer.


(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/internet-memes-i-wish-i-was-kidding1.jpg)

Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qDMXkPfxjOc

WTF, thought that is a joke, but it is not. Who writes such screenplays, who the hell gives money for that film and who the F*** hell watches that?


EDIT:
Why did they never made a film out of this?   ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA0Xqt6KGEs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-01-2012, 21:01:41
I would.

It has Rihanna in it :) (chick on the minigun)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 17-01-2012, 21:01:53
lol ... And how the heck did they get Liam Neeson for that?

Ever heard about the planned movie "Panzer 88"? The director from "Hellboy" is planning to make a movie about a german tank crew in their Tiger B who are stuck somewhere in the east and have to fight versus a balrog-like demon. There´s already some concept art out.
(http://cynxpire.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/panzer88a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 17-01-2012, 21:01:23
lol ... And how the heck did they get Liam Neeson for that?

Ever heard about the planned movie "Panzer 88"? The director from "Hellboy" is planning to make a movie about a german tank crew in their Tiger B who are stuck somewhere in the east and have to fight versus a balrog-like demon. There´s already some concept art out.


Thats a much better idea, I mean, its a film with and about a german tank! Cant think of a better idea. And what I learned from lurking in this forums, everyone likes german Panzers!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-01-2012, 21:01:36
lol ... And how the heck did they get Liam Neeson for that?

Ever heard about the planned movie "Panzer 88"? The director from "Hellboy" is planning to make a movie about a german tank crew in their Tiger B who are stuck somewhere in the east and have to fight versus a balrog-like demon. There´s already some concept art out.
(http://cynxpire.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/panzer88a.jpg)
IIRC there's also a anime in the making. not a japenese KAWAI DESU MAID CATGIRL anime, but a serious anime with a japanese/german team
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 17-01-2012, 22:01:59
lol ... And how the heck did they get Liam Neeson for that?
Much in the same way Uwe Böll gets his actors (Ben Kingsley in BloodRayne, Jürgen Prochnow in House of the Dead, etc.). Nothing to do at the time, getting paid at least some is better than nothing at all, and any publicity is good publicity.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-01-2012, 01:01:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDpuNrA55-A&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Krätzer on 18-01-2012, 06:01:24
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404329_266966090033849_196448970418895_705453_1990380410_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-01-2012, 18:01:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM9sam2u_Tk

Coward. In the past Captains stayed on board even when there ships where going down!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 18-01-2012, 19:01:35
Where there Captians?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-01-2012, 19:01:25
Where there Captians?
Yes there where. At there ships, at here captains. Hmm, now I managed to confuse myself.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-01-2012, 19:01:12
I tried Googling "Captian" and accidentally found myself on an adult website called "Captain Stabbin". It's a guy who has sex with girls on a boat and then makes them walk the plank.

I love you Internets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-01-2012, 19:01:55
I tried Googling "Captian" and accidentally found myself on an adult website called "Captain Stabbin". It's a guy who has sex with girls on a boat and then makes them walk the plank.

I love you Internets.
I gave you great porn,

i wanted to finish that sentence but i was afraid to say=Aint/Arent i and there/their and definitivaly and Defiantly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-01-2012, 19:01:40
In the context of spelling and grammar, Theta makes
(http://www.intermission.nu/wp-content/uploads/alot-of-mistakes-460x309.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 18-01-2012, 20:01:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v8qtZ3I5AM

Matthew 7:12
New International Version :

"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."

SO WTF do those guys want?! They call themselves Christians but boo the golden rule, wtf?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-01-2012, 20:01:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v8qtZ3I5AM

Matthew 7:12
New International Version :

"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."

SO WTF do those guys want?! They call themselves Christians but boo the golden rule, wtf?
Don't be silly, of course fundamentalist Christians don't follow Jesus' teachings. Loving thy neighbour attitude and being all-around nice person can't be used to rule, discriminate and oppress people. They just pick few lines from the old testament and few of those crazier new testament books which suit their sad bigoted view of the world.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q_ulycbqPbs/TYJRHmFhZ6I/AAAAAAAAAUI/WXBEY-kJEbE/s1600/What%2BWould%2BJesus.jpg) 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 18-01-2012, 21:01:02
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8486/jesusvsjeezus.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 18-01-2012, 21:01:21
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/Arcca-Daton/Agnosticism-1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-01-2012, 21:01:16
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3AKfXsDRc1s/S-h4FTqv0-I/AAAAAAAABJ8/IZbf1JQ3RNM/s1600/kjerag.jpg)

Did not find a bigger one :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 18-01-2012, 21:01:33
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3AKfXsDRc1s/S-h4FTqv0-I/AAAAAAAABJ8/IZbf1JQ3RNM/s1600/kjerag.jpg)

Did not find a bigger one :/

that place is just a hour drive from where i live, i have been there before  ;D

what does it say under the text?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 19-01-2012, 03:01:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v8qtZ3I5AM

Matthew 7:12
New International Version :

"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."

SO WTF do those guys want?! They call themselves Christians but boo the golden rule, wtf?

I've been to many church services, Indonesians, Koreans, Americans, Australians, from all congregations, Lutheran, Baptist, Evangelist, Calvinist, weird Korean stuffs...

It seems people are more attracted to the pastor/priest/reverend figure than the Jesus himself because they are the opinion leader. Every interpretation of Bible texts goes through them. So help us God if your most humble servants (a.k.a the pastor/reverend/priest) are dumbasses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 19-01-2012, 06:01:00
I don't go to a church, just read the book. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-01-2012, 07:01:26
DIY is the best thing to do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 19-01-2012, 13:01:31
Or don't do it at all. There's absolutely no reason why you should...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-01-2012, 18:01:24
Yeah! DARWIN ftw!

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/399412_352521888091223_100000002442085_1417572_746366980_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-01-2012, 18:01:15
OK, I have never understood this "prank". What kind of shitty plumbing you must have for this to work?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 19-01-2012, 19:01:16
Happens in my house. I just hate it when someone needs hot water while I'm under the shower
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 19-01-2012, 19:01:39
Can happen in mine too. It works quite well at places like a camp...when we were younger we used to go to a camp up in the woods for a 3 day school trip and in those cabins if you flushed a toilet, the water in the shower would be come scalding, so we'd always sneak in and flush it to burn the poor soul inside.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 19-01-2012, 19:01:55
OK, I have never understood this "prank". What kind of shitty plumbing you must have for this to work?
Any plumbing that isn't nordic by nature. Trust me on this, the cold/hot water systems in Finland/Sweden/Denmark (prob Norway too but never been there) are sooooo much better than anywhere else.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 19-01-2012, 19:01:07
It's very likely, in my house here in minnesota, our faucets don't affect the shower, but if you flush the toilet in the same bathroom it does....and minnesota was settled by a bunch of swedes so its almost like nordic  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-01-2012, 19:01:57
Back with Nordic superiority eh?


It's very likely, in my house here in minnesota, our faucets don't affect the shower, but if you flush the toilet in the same bathroom it does....and minnesota was settled by a bunch of swedes so its almost like nordic  ::)
^this

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 19-01-2012, 19:01:50
Yeah same here in Québec, the cold/hot water ratio stays the same, but there's less water that comes out for a short moment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-01-2012, 20:01:55
If you flush the toilet or the washing machine is running (both drawing cold water mind), my shower goes cold.  I guess that since it is a power shower that takes cold water and heats it internally, the drop in pressure trips some safety switch and the heaters turn off to stop them overheating.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-01-2012, 21:01:04
The tomorrow of yesterday ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pPfyYtiBc&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 19-01-2012, 22:01:03
  Called a pressure balanced valve.  Most all single handled shower valves have this feature.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 19-01-2012, 22:01:31
Ducks.

http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_3714.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 20-01-2012, 03:01:18
My shower, faucet, and WCs all 3 have different pipings. The hot water is boiled using solar panels, which is very efficient and can handle more than 3 open taps simultaneously (cooking, washing hands, and showering).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 20-01-2012, 06:01:15
(http://i.imgur.com/xiIaI.jpg)


(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/spitaghee/16160571133/1/tumblr_ly31wnGqIz1r8dl06)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 20-01-2012, 10:01:28
power shower that takes cold water and heats it internally
mfw when there are houses without centrally heated water in the developed world in the 21st century. Not to mention that a power heater is a deadtrap waiting to activate, but I have to admit it is not as awkward as the British-style separate faucets for cold and hot water which is too primitive to be believed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-01-2012, 13:01:42
I find that even when I use a sink with a combined tap, I still only wash my hands in cold water.  No point waiting for the hot water to get there from the tank.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 20-01-2012, 14:01:44
I find that even when I use a sink with a combined tap, I still only wash my hands in cold water.  No point waiting for the hot water to get there from the tank.

/goes to kitchen, hot water in <1 second

/goes to bathroom, hot water in <3 seconds

You wash your hands really quickly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-01-2012, 14:01:38
I have to wait ~20 seconds.  Then again, I do have a crappy boiler - doesn't even have a timed thermostat.  You try living in a house where all the heat comes from electric storage heaters.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 20-01-2012, 17:01:58
I have to wait ~20 seconds.  Then again, I do have a crappy boiler - doesn't even have a timed thermostat.  You try living in a house where all the heat comes from electric storage heaters.
Nah, I rather like living in an apartment where the hot water comes from the cooling systems of power plants/heat plants.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 20-01-2012, 17:01:12
And this is what happens when your water heater is broken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0
Now you will be scared of your water heater :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2012, 18:01:22
when im bored


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx6_MWVHZ4g&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-01-2012, 18:01:39
And this is what happens when your water heater is broken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0
Now you will be scared of your water heater :P
If that would happen, Cole Phelps would be all over your ass!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 21-01-2012, 12:01:57
Ducks.

http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_3714.swf
I can't be the only one who can't stop watching this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-01-2012, 13:01:33
Ducks.

http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_3714.swf
I can't be the only one who can't stop watching this?

I watched it for like an hour :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-01-2012, 13:01:33
http://z0r.de/3750

anyone who knows what movie this is


http://z0r.de/3708
Dat ass


http://z0r.de/3703
WHAHAHAA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-01-2012, 14:01:42
http://z0r.de/3750

anyone who knows what movie this is

...it says 'sherlock holmes 2' right there in the comments.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1515091/

You suck at the Internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-01-2012, 14:01:39
oooh thats sherlock holmes 2? Coincidence cause im gonna see it tonight

it has been a year since i visited Z0R.DE   Forgot about the info tab
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-01-2012, 14:01:44
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8j/h36/w3cz/35464/900351231.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-01-2012, 14:01:21
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/400833_10150537998039255_517989254_8590584_1145173032_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 21-01-2012, 15:01:06
Swedish interpretation of using the Sauna:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_i4bdl_OgY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-01-2012, 18:01:13
http://z0r.de/3750

anyone who knows what movie this is

...it says 'sherlock holmes 2' right there in the comments.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1515091/

You suck at the Internet.

Liked the movie, but tended to notice that the C96 mauser pistol did not exist in 1890 when this movie is placed. Also, the Gew 88 rifles they use have the 1905 modification.

Going over the trivia on the imdb show so many errors, still, loved the movie when i went to see it last week.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 21-01-2012, 18:01:03
http://z0r.de/3750

anyone who knows what movie this is

...it says 'sherlock holmes 2' right there in the comments.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1515091/

You suck at the Internet.

Liked the movie, but tended to notice that the C96 mauser pistol did not exist in 1890 when this movie is placed. Also, the Gew 88 rifles they use have the 1905 modification.

Going over the trivia on the imdb show so many errors, still, loved the movie when i went to see it last week.

God I almost had a heart attack when I watched it.

Golden Bren-wannabes? C96s? AP vs Infantry? Surviving ice cold waterfalls in switzerland for 3 weeks?
what. the. actual. fuck?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 21-01-2012, 19:01:06
It's sci-fi
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 21-01-2012, 19:01:24
It's sci-fi

it's only fi.

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuem00etRo1qzin2no1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 21-01-2012, 19:01:35
Still the film wasn't made to represent any real events nor things.
Do you think people know the difference between an AP and HE shell? They most certanly don't.
It's there to entertain the audience, not the cynics.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 21-01-2012, 20:01:04
Still the film wasn't made to represent any real events nor things.
  Fine, why don't they have flying saucers?
Do you think people know the difference between an AP and HE shell? They most certanly don't.
Apparently, neither do the producers :/  At least they didn't put Tiger tanks in there...
It's there to entertain the audience, not the cynics.
  You mean anyone who's familiar with the history of the 20th century or weaponry?

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 21-01-2012, 21:01:35
C'mon guys. You can see hand-cranked Gatling guns, Big Bertha, 7.58 cm Minenwerfer a.A., and whatnot in action, and you complain that they were not available in 1891 (or as is the case with the original Gatling gun, no longer used in 1891)?

Also, there's no "golden Bren". The Maxim/Vickers that the British soldiers in employ of Moriarty use has brass parts as was correct for the period, which is already more detail than 99% of movies would bother with. Yes, there is this wacky never-existed-IRL LMG/SMG hybrid operated by Watson in the weapons factory scene, that is like a cross-breed between Madsen LMG and MP18, but I am ready to forgive that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-01-2012, 00:01:53
(http://i.imgur.com/UvweJ.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 23-01-2012, 13:01:00
(http://i.imgur.com/yPR9p.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-01-2012, 21:01:45
(http://i.imgur.com/fycHx.jpg)

I call this "Riding a bike in FH2"
(http://i.imgur.com/N9GkT.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ksl94 on 23-01-2012, 22:01:27
EU, those were absolutely hilarious, especially the last one. It makes me think of that BF1942 mod which had rideable wolves horses. If those were killed, they would explode with a huge bang and into a rain of shrapnel. Engine limitations are often enraging us, however one must not forget that sometimes quite funny situations like this may arise out of it.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Knitschi on 23-01-2012, 22:01:25
Honestly... I don't get the comma joke. What is the matter with the oxford comma?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ksl94 on 23-01-2012, 22:01:56
With commas it simply lists the people displayed on this drawing. Without that comma it means that two strippers are pictured, those being JFK and Stalin.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 23-01-2012, 22:01:33
Honestly... I don't get the comma joke. What is the matter with the oxford comma?
First one can be read as this:
We invited the strippers and JFK and Stalin.

Second one can be read as this:
We invited the strippers: JFK and Stalin.

I didn't get it at first too, took me a while to realize it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 24-01-2012, 00:01:09
Reminds me of these:

Let's eat, Grandma!
Let's eat Grandma!

and

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-01-2012, 00:01:17
I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
You helped your uncle Jack jack off a horse.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 24-01-2012, 00:01:18
I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
You helped your uncle Jack jack off a horse.

No, I helped him eat Grandpa, Grandma!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 24-01-2012, 15:01:44
Honestly... I don't get the comma joke. What is the matter with the oxford comma?

My American reviewer corrected the Oxford comma numerous times. But I never give up, that's how our grammar works.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-01-2012, 17:01:06
http://imgur.com/8dIg5

Didnt use the direct link since im using the title as the hook  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-01-2012, 17:01:25
http://imgur.com/8dIg5

Didnt use the direct link since im using the title as the hook  ;D
Epic

The world has found its newest russian bad-ass gun
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-01-2012, 19:01:06
(http://i.imgur.com/b3gPJ.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 25-01-2012, 00:01:30
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2045475_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 25-01-2012, 14:01:23
(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/634770/81688094.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-01-2012, 19:01:23
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/402457_373484735999884_306762402672118_1770380_726820545_n.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398484_372136976134660_306762402672118_1766561_245526011_n.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/396305_372073499474341_306762402672118_1766466_983245557_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-01-2012, 19:01:46
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/21736838/861847_large.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-01-2012, 19:01:26
So cute thor  :D

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HEjoNp_qRz8/TRWLGsGxowI/AAAAAAAAF90/SgkefQdXIhg/s1600/Amazing+Cute+Rabbits+Pictures.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-01-2012, 07:01:15
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2064995_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-01-2012, 13:01:16
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/307324_150669748359280_147228192036769_243965_1558467084_n.jpg)

This is a professional troll.
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419028_2925859021476_1110918366_32968058_1926084769_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 26-01-2012, 15:01:23
Mee-wow!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 26-01-2012, 15:01:41
Funny how they have counted one car per one person,but for one bus its 60 people. If every single one of those 60 people had their own bus (like they with a car or a bike) it would take up huge amount of space.
If every car can take 5 humans we would need only 12 cars.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-01-2012, 15:01:15
Funny how they have counted one car per one person,but for one bus its 60 people. If every single one of those 60 people had their own bus (like they with a car or a bike) it would take up huge amount of space.
If every car can take 5 humans we would need only 12 cars.

Go on the highway in the morning, if you find 1 car with more then 1 person in it out of 20 you get a box of cookies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-01-2012, 16:01:27
Funny how they have counted one car per one person,but for one bus its 60 people. If every single one of those 60 people had their own bus (like they with a car or a bike) it would take up huge amount of space.
If every car can take 5 humans we would need only 12 cars.


Because we all know that buses work only if each person buys one...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tankbuster on 26-01-2012, 16:01:02
Thats exactly how they work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 26-01-2012, 16:01:50
If you don't have your own bus you lose the advantage of going where you actually want to go.
Anyway, fair point i agree, you are right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 26-01-2012, 17:01:58
In Jakarta we have 3-in-1 rule, where you can't pass certain area with carrying less than 2 passengers. Much like London's congestion fee solution, but you can't pay to pass here.

Meanwhile about bus, our buses are like:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwP3on9_EO8/TRbrQx2T0TI/AAAAAAAAADg/BV6npYXEwHw/s1600/asapBus3Tempo-2001-02-21.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-j9iTpYVyvTQ/TdHi6EAkXoI/AAAAAAAAAkg/VZX3T2buQW4/s1600/metro-mini+asap.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwP3on9_EO8/TRbr89t4NGI/AAAAAAAAADs/TS7pECxOTcs/s1600/asapBus5Mayasari2.JPG)

So I'd stay with my Euro 4 compliant car and take all my 4 friends with me.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-01-2012, 18:01:38
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417104_312177922151768_100000786873561_747602_1177882869_n.jpg)

Would not surprise me if I was handed this in 2014. Also, people have noticed that the refferendum falls on the 700th anniversary of the Battle of Bannockburn. Clever girl.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-01-2012, 18:01:43
Obviously everyone would click Thatcher's face, since that's sort of like stabbing her in the face when your blood alcohol level is 400% the legal driving limit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 26-01-2012, 18:01:44
Obviously everyone would click Thatcher's face, since that's sort of like stabbing her in the face when your blood alcohol level is 400% the legal driving limit.
AKA 9am in Scotland :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 26-01-2012, 19:01:37
Obviously everyone would click Thatcher's face, since that's sort of like stabbing her in the face when your blood alcohol level is 400% the legal driving limit.
AKA 9am in Scotland :)

On a Tuesday.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-01-2012, 19:01:41
Makes rush hour interesting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 26-01-2012, 20:01:07
Man, some of our bus here are like this :

(http://photos.igougo.com/images/p581512-Quebec_City-Electric_Bus.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3053/2779507045_5c97fca024.jpg)

So yeah they are electric so don't emit CO2, also they're easier to move in tight spaces of the city.

We have these ones for normal transport :

(http://a7.idata.over-blog.com/600x450/1/15/42/00/Divers/Quebec-Novabus.jpg)

And these ones are freaking awesome :

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lX1SR-wqeuQ/TdHNMu1ubcI/AAAAAAAAFOw/eP41GG04NZk/s1600/IMG_9744.JPG)

There's a bicycle rack in the front. So you take the bus to go in a general direction and then take your bike to go where you actually want.

Win over the car basically.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 26-01-2012, 21:01:11
That right there is awsesome. + Everyone (even the bums) speak French.

Here you better hope you have good ear plugs or you'll try to hang yourself during the trip. Taking a Bus from Tikkurila to home (which is a <15min bus ride) typically makes you want to either go on a rampage or kill yourself.


Seriously, after living in Groningen for 4 months, this country feels like shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 26-01-2012, 22:01:23
I don´t trust electro-cars/busses, because they don´t make any noise comparable to a gas- or diesel-motor. In city-traffic this becomes dangerous because of the pedestrians who can´t hear you. And busses usually drive around in the city.

What man with a car does prefer public transportation anyways? I´m lazy and don´t like waiting for the train, bus or whatever and be pushed into those like cattle, not having a seat. Also I´m faster using the car, even if I have to search a parking lot. And I don´t give a crap about CO2. Well worth the slightly higher amount of € i pay for the fuel.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-01-2012, 22:01:16
Let me see, for me the option would be to:
A: sit in a train for 1 hour and 30 minutes + about 10 minutes of waiting
B: 2 hour and 30 minutes of slow ass traffic where cycling would be faster if you could do it on the highway.

Also:
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/427618_262018997199551_100001743580990_646105_1098528749_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 26-01-2012, 22:01:38
I just have to drive to the Autobahn 2km, then make 20km on the Autobahn and then when I drive off from it into the city I have to drive 2km again to get to my destination. All in all 20mins. With the train I need 1 and a half hour.

About the pic: Saw a documentary about the topic some time ago. There is an even more luxorous jail in Monaco. They can afford it and so the prisoners live better than most of us in their holiday-hotels.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2012, 22:01:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpuHSA_C43s&feature=related


Fucking magnificent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NstZ9JCK50I&feature=related

Bit weird at first but then    wow
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 26-01-2012, 22:01:38
My god :o :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610&feature=player_embedded#!)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-01-2012, 23:01:15
Holy crap, this seems like a fun game! (watch the video on the page)

http://www.dezekerweter.com/chinese-soldaten-spelen-met-op-scherp-staande-granaat/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 26-01-2012, 23:01:32
Basic rule of life here is if you ever lose your house; commit crime. Guaranteed hotel with great service, great food. And if you have a complaint people think you are sad and help you instead of thinking you are a whining customer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2012, 23:01:17
Holy crap, this seems like a fun game! (watch the video on the page)

http://www.dezekerweter.com/chinese-soldaten-spelen-met-op-scherp-staande-granaat/
its hoax

watch how the last soldier drops the bomb at the side of the pit and the explosion comes from IN the pit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 27-01-2012, 00:01:19
Matrix remixes were some of the first things I found on the net when I was a kid and got Interwebz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9Fa2ckymc

Still hilarious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 27-01-2012, 03:01:36
In Sydney, they have buses like that too, LHeureux. They are pretty convenient, but the trains are not. But they are damn expensive, took you AU$3 for traveling in distance of up to 6 bus stops.

Indonesia, despite having abundant oil deposits, we cannot process them into usable fuel. So yeah, we import a lot. And we burn it like shit, cause nobody cares or even give a shit about environment. It is not that I am a leftist, but to think from corporatism side: it is very inefficient, like converting chemical energy more into sound energy and smokes instead of heat.

And this is our train:

(http://kozmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Indonesian-Railway-Suspends-Concrete-Balls-to-Discourage-Roof-Riders.png)

article regarding the balls: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/01/18/world/asia/indonesia-concrete-balls/index.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 27-01-2012, 03:01:14
(http://i.imgur.com/vBS9Q.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 27-01-2012, 04:01:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_dD_zhPE4&feature=player_embedded%C2%B8

...enjoy ??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 27-01-2012, 12:01:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_dD_zhPE4&feature=player_embedded%C2%B8

...enjoy ??

I honestly don't understand how it's possible to get that fat, what do they do?...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-01-2012, 16:01:57
(http://i.imgur.com/vBS9Q.jpg)
ILL TAKE EIGHT




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ2mflwnEU
That is fucking bad-ass right there
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 28-01-2012, 04:01:38
Some Finnish idea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEsnb3kUDAw&feature=g-logo&context=G212dccfFOAAAAAAAHAA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 28-01-2012, 10:01:44
This is why Eastbound and Down is one of the best shows ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c764JWVt5Fw&feature=g-vrec&context=G23224e7RVAAAAAAAAAA

Dollar, Dollar, Dollar bills ya'all
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-01-2012, 13:01:55
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iyWrWP86Ikrbh8PC5WcJ7Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/ygamesblog/residenteviltypo.jpg)

LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 28-01-2012, 16:01:42
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iyWrWP86Ikrbh8PC5WcJ7Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/ygamesblog/residenteviltypo.jpg)

LOL

Seems legit. Could be worse: Resident Steve Revelarson
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-01-2012, 19:01:57
John Cleese + The whitest kids you know = awesomeness

http://youtu.be/aY-lAYe8xuk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-01-2012, 19:01:29
John Cleese + The whitest kids you know = awesomeness

http://youtu.be/aY-lAYe8xuk

The comments actually make a good point. That could very well be a sketch written by John Cleese and not a rejection letter. ;)


Edit:

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/681952318.jpg)
Finnish military police.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-01-2012, 22:01:33
Edit:

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/681952318.jpg)
Finnish military police.

*Cough*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgceb9PuW0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-01-2012, 22:01:31
Woof woof ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 28-01-2012, 22:01:12
The only one person I have ever seen from Guards Jaeger was total nutcase from Texas, who spoke finnish with funny american accent.  ;D ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-01-2012, 23:01:40
The only one person I have ever seen from Guards Jaeger was total nutcase from Texas, who spoke finnish with funny american accent.  ;D ::)
That's nothing, we had
- Greek American Guard's Jäger who spoke no Finnish at all
- Vietnamese GJ who spoke some Finnish
- Nutcase American GJ (coincidence?)
- 2 Swiss NCO's
- NCO who was born in China, lived most of his life in Mexico, and lived currently in England and spoke Finnish with a slight Spanish accent.

(PS. 1. JK > SpolK)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 28-01-2012, 23:01:06
The only one person I have ever seen from Guards Jaeger was total nutcase from Texas, who spoke finnish with funny american accent.  ;D ::)
That's nothing, we had

- Nutcase American GJ (coincidence?)


Medic, by any chance?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 28-01-2012, 23:01:40
That's nothing, we had
- Greek American Guard's Jäger who spoke no Finnish at all
- Vietnamese GJ who spoke some Finnish
- Nutcase American GJ (coincidence?)
- 2 Swiss NCO's
- NCO who was born in China, lived most of his life in Mexico, and lived currently in England and spoke Finnish with a slight Spanish accent.

(PS. 1. JK > SpolK)

How come?
Did they all have Finish citizenship and were drafted, even though they lived half a world away from Finland? Or were they some crazy volunteers who thought it´d be cool to join the armed forces of one of the worlds most coldest nations? o0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 29-01-2012, 00:01:20
Finnish citizens who are just living somewhere else.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-01-2012, 00:01:53
If you have only Finnish citizenship, then you are drafted. If you're born in another country by one parent with Finnish or dual citizenship, you get dual citizenship. With dual citizenship you can volunteer to do military service in Finland.

My company had 4 Swedes and a Spanish guy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-01-2012, 00:01:45
The only one person I have ever seen from Guards Jaeger was total nutcase from Texas, who spoke finnish with funny american accent.  ;D ::)
That's nothing, we had

- Nutcase American GJ (coincidence?)


Medic, by any chance?
Nope :P


That's nothing, we had
- Greek American Guard's Jäger who spoke no Finnish at all
- Vietnamese GJ who spoke some Finnish
- Nutcase American GJ (coincidence?)
- 2 Swiss NCO's
- NCO who was born in China, lived most of his life in Mexico, and lived currently in England and spoke Finnish with a slight Spanish accent.

(PS. 1. JK > SpolK)

How come?
Did they all have Finish citizenship and were drafted, even though they lived half a world away from Finland? Or were they some crazy volunteers who thought it´d be cool to join the armed forces of one of the worlds most coldest nations? o0
Dual citizenship. It's partially being a volunteer.

And cold? When they started it was over +30°C and the coldest temperature they ever saw was something between 0 and -5°C. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-01-2012, 00:01:07
Last two winters had temperatures at -30 :)

The Spanish guy's face looked kinda blue at times.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 29-01-2012, 00:01:20
I see. We´ve got similiar situations here, with people from the Balkans, Turkey, etc. For them it´s either serving in their "home country" or in Germany. Now that we´ve disbanded conscription, I´m not sure if they can serve here, though..

I dislike anything colder than 15 degrees, so GTFO with your -30 -.-
I nearly froze my feet off when I had to do guard duty during a batallion shooting exercise in winter 10, that taught me the lesson to stay indoors, if it´s cold outside. And fortunately I had basic training in summer. So all I had to deal with was +30 degrees. Sure, you sweat a lot, but atleast you´re balls aren´t freezing off. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-01-2012, 00:01:59
Actually, your ballsack is one of the few places you can use to heat up your hands if your losing them to frostbite.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 29-01-2012, 00:01:27
A friend of mine is in the army now, and is going to a training camp next week. Weather forecast shows
-20 degrees Celsius for whole week.

Back in my days we had -40 degrees Celsius.

And so that it wouldn't be just talk:

(http://www.puolustusvoimat.fi/wcm/30bbaf004563bbc29188bb5abebcd61d/torni_05_10_i.jpg?MOD=AJPERES&CACHEID=30bbaf004563bbc29188bb5abebcd61d)

"That's funny, USUALLY thermometers would have thawed by march.."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 29-01-2012, 00:01:47
Re the placing of "Finnish Foreign Legion", they try to place most of them in the Guards, what with the language problems and all. It's far more likely that both the personnel and the conscripts are better able to communicate in fluent English (or a more exotic language) than eg. in Jäger Brigade in the bustling metropoly of Sodankylä, Lapland.

Not to mention that in the drafting system, as well as voting, and in any official thing that needs geographical sorting, Finnish citizens & dual citizens living abroad are counted as having a residence in Helsinki, no matter if they lived in another part of the country before emigrating, or have never lived in the country at all... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 29-01-2012, 00:01:52
I heard they have a certain company where they send all the foreigners and people with a criminal background. Anyone else heard this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 29-01-2012, 00:01:35
I heard they have a certain company where they send all the foreigners and people with a criminal background. Anyone else heard this?
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ancient-aliens-evolution-240x180.png)
Artillery.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-01-2012, 00:01:27
Greek-American in the Finnish army? That means he is half Finnish Half Greek! Pit him like a dog and watch him win entire battles on his own!!  ME GUSTA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-01-2012, 00:01:11
I heard they have a certain company where they send all the foreigners and people with a criminal background. Anyone else heard this?
Yeah, the 1st Jäger Company in the Guards... Bloody criminals the lot of us ;)

Rosvokomppaniana se edelleen tunnettan, jotain muinaista perua toi nimi tosin. Nykyään elossa kai lähinnä tornarien ansiosta.


Greek-American in the Finnish army? That means he is half Finnish Half Greek! Pit him like a dog and watch him win entire battles on his own!!  ME GUSTA!
1/3 Greek, 1/3 American, 1/3 Finn ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 29-01-2012, 01:01:18
Parolannummen puolisotilaallisessa leikkikoulussa sentään oli Kriminaalihuoltokomppania (KrhK) ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 29-01-2012, 11:01:51
Enough with this Finish army talk!

Rémi Gaillard dressed up as speed camera (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uvYxXBMqEOM). I just love this guy! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oberst on 29-01-2012, 11:01:09
Meanwhile in russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cFx9zFPd14&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 29-01-2012, 15:01:47
Meanwhile in russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cFx9zFPd14&feature=player_embedded#!

Not Bad at all :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 29-01-2012, 22:01:00
The video is from december but made it onto a german news site today:

Snoring Dormouse with sound - listen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlS3w1GGE8g) ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 29-01-2012, 22:01:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOo9a_UFTIE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 29-01-2012, 22:01:27
James Bond in BF3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TS_b-tXkHs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-01-2012, 22:01:38
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4698/mamgu.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/3/mamgu.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 30-01-2012, 00:01:21
If you have only Finnish citizenship, then you are drafted. If you're born in another country by one parent with Finnish or dual citizenship, you get dual citizenship. With dual citizenship you can volunteer to do military service in Finland.

My company had 4 Swedes and a Spanish guy.

I see where the Swede's might have come from.. but Spanish? Kind of reminds me of the Irish guy we had :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 30-01-2012, 02:01:46
Hey... I'm from minnesota and I've seen that before. Our grannies pack heat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 30-01-2012, 04:01:19
Hey... I'm from minnesota and I've seen that before. Our grannies pack heat

How come you are banned and you can post? What sorcery is this?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 30-01-2012, 07:01:54
Moose sorcery
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tankbuster on 30-01-2012, 17:01:47
The most insidious sorcery there is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-01-2012, 17:01:10
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429645_10150630835535774_705515773_11189869_2123587170_n.jpg)

Anyone else see this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 30-01-2012, 19:01:25
Hey... I'm from minnesota and I've seen that before. Our grannies pack heat

How come you are banned and you can post? What sorcery is this?!

Same reason our Grandmas have a lot of guns. We're awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-01-2012, 21:01:20
(http://i.imgur.com/L3rLC.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 31-01-2012, 00:01:51
i feel happy for the t-rex once he founds the ukelele =9
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 31-01-2012, 00:01:34
I'm glad she (pretty sure a girl drew this, don't ask why) didn't draw t-rex fapping..  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-01-2012, 00:01:07
And how is a T-Rex going to fap?  Unless the short arms are compensated for by something...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 31-01-2012, 01:01:09
http://z0r.de/3707 (http://z0r.de/3707)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 31-01-2012, 04:01:07
(http://i.imgur.com/CFlNe.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-02-2012, 14:02:46
I found a picture of an art

http://i.imgur.com/unwxm.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/unwxm.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Hellcat on 01-02-2012, 17:02:20
Skyrim Real Life: Arrow In the Knee goes real in Athens
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AaqfoHudOPI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 01-02-2012, 17:02:01
Okay this is rather disturbing: If you want to enter page 7 of the " I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread" you are asked to enter the login information for www.pedobaer.org!!! Oo WTF - is there a secret pedophile connection oh the fh forums?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 01-02-2012, 17:02:13
Okay this is rather disturbing: If you want to enter page 7 of the " I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread" you are asked to enter the login information for www.pedobaer.org!!! Oo WTF - is there a secret pedophile connection oh the fh forums?

Perhaps that site is limiting hotlinking for a picture hosted there?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: mopskind on 01-02-2012, 18:02:22
Quote
Perhaps that site is limiting hotlinking for a picture hosted there?



(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg809/scaled.php?server=809&filename=untitlej.jpg&res=medium)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 01-02-2012, 19:02:37
Hey chico te gusta el sandwich ?
(http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee343/evhgear/Te-Gusta-dat-ass.jpg)

If I had to follow this car I would become crazy after 5minutes :P
(http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee343/evhgear/national-staring-champion-500x666.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-02-2012, 19:02:09
understanding le laydies=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfW8deSlsiA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 02-02-2012, 03:02:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-eB-fgsLYA&feature=fvst

omg never a add like that will ever passes on a north american channel :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-02-2012, 12:02:57
This is no joke:
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/peksoft/files/saa.JPG)

So pump up the heating and start eating those emergency rations cause I'd rather stay in doors atm.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-02-2012, 12:02:06
Shit Wizards Say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZXKgp_vKV8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-02-2012, 13:02:33
what a voice ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 02-02-2012, 16:02:55
What's so special Passky? I can't get it  ???

Or maybe you mean normal Canadian winter temperatures?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 02-02-2012, 16:02:51
This is no joke:
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/peksoft/files/saa.JPG)

So pump up the heating and start eating those emergency rations cause I'd rather stay in doors atm.

Fuck you russian snow-cannon!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 02-02-2012, 19:02:09
Posted to a more relevant thread here (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2210.msg240106#msg240106)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 02-02-2012, 19:02:25
Finnish weather ladies are uglier than a frozen bear ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 02-02-2012, 19:02:47
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426950_2302581224173_1838501274_1467610_1198894761_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-02-2012, 20:02:40
God damnit 9gag....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 02-02-2012, 20:02:46
Hey, don't kill me for it, next time i will cut of the watermarks, happy?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-02-2012, 20:02:02
Odd that the only place I've seen people not annoyed by 9gag is the PR forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2012, 20:02:59
Odd that the only place I've seen people not annoyed by 9gag is the PR forums.
Carefull, you'll start a global war with that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 02-02-2012, 20:02:15
Finnish weather ladies are uglier than a frozen bear ::)

That's because they're required by law to have a meteorologist degree. What pretty woman studies meteorology?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-02-2012, 20:02:07
<shivers>  9gag just...I am often at a loss of words at how they butcher classic memes....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-02-2012, 21:02:49
Finnish weather ladies are uglier than a frozen bear ::)

That's because they're required by law to have a meteorologist degree. What pretty woman studies meteorology?
Who needs pretty meteorologists when you got Juha Föhr?
(http://www.seiska.fi/images/viihde/taustakuvat/fohr1280x1024.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-02-2012, 22:02:18
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg600/scaled.php?server=600&filename=catapult.png&res=medium)


Faces of War/Men of War players should get it, among others xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 02-02-2012, 23:02:02
(http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Seems-Legit.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-02-2012, 23:02:51
I would totally buy that :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 03-02-2012, 07:02:23
<shivers>  9gag just...I am often at a loss of words at how they butcher classic memes....

You comfortable first world bread winners!  ;D

I have to thank 9gag for linking Asia and most Indonesia with the rest of developed internet world. Previously no one understand "me gusta," "dunno lol," "rageguy," etc... No wonder they seem to necro dead memes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 03-02-2012, 11:02:35
I agree with Zoologic here, alot of people from eastern countries now are faced to western culture by visiting 9GAG.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 03-02-2012, 12:02:32
not only there, 9gag also united people from south america, spanish speaking countrys al over the world, middle east, etc,etc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 03-02-2012, 12:02:53
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/f/funny_friday-1189.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-02-2012, 12:02:00
It's Void Rays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzq2O54LLIw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 03-02-2012, 12:02:53
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/f/funny_friday-1189.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l75ofhfL0T1qzmowao1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-02-2012, 12:02:37
ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uı ǝlıɥʍuɐǝɯ



(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/910331207.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: RommelBr on 04-02-2012, 00:02:55
   
   The Christmas already over, time to store your Christmas trees.

      http://videolog.tv/video.php?id=748028 (http://videolog.tv/video.php?id=748028) LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 04-02-2012, 12:02:18
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/yk/owt/frje/137622/normal_910731249.jpg)  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 04-02-2012, 13:02:38
hah, that actually m ade me lol :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-02-2012, 14:02:22
Russia strikes back after all these years
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-02-2012, 17:02:59
not only there, 9gag also united people from south america, spanish speaking countrys al over the world, middle east, etc,etc

i just like it when i study!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-02-2012, 17:02:04
I wonder why they did not put this in mass production.
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422961_380091735339184_306762402672118_1788171_779709973_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-02-2012, 19:02:08
(http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv94/LapinPete/araa.gif)
How not to booby-spy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 04-02-2012, 19:02:07
Finland represent!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 04-02-2012, 20:02:20
Pikamon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gWbBZ7hFYY

...wat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 04-02-2012, 20:02:27
I wonder why they did not put this in mass production.
I spy with my little eye one slight, but not very major, security hazard. Do you? (Also, the wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HZ-1_Aerocycle) has a host of other, more technical reasons, the least of which wasn't that it took some mad skillz to fly it at all.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 04-02-2012, 22:02:52
I wonder why they did not put this in mass production.
I spy with my little eye one slight, but not very major, security hazard. Do you? (Also, the wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HZ-1_Aerocycle) has a host of other, more technical reasons, the least of which wasn't that it took some mad skillz to fly it at all.)

Also the balls it took to fly it were so big that they were often caught int he propellers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-02-2012, 23:02:38
Also the balls it took to fly it were so big that they were often caught int he propellers.

Taffy, anyone? :V
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-02-2012, 12:02:09
This should make some people smile  :)

Quote
+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417163_10150566480369749_632469748_8733023_2142564436_n.jpg)

Edit: added a suitable picture.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 05-02-2012, 12:02:35
-110 °C, 96% alcohol freezes, Russians are pissed off.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 05-02-2012, 14:02:18
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.

The joke used to go "-300°C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the Eurovision contest".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 05-02-2012, 14:02:02
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.

^^ poor scotts
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: TuscanGangster on 05-02-2012, 14:02:49
Quote
+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats.
So freaking true! :D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-02-2012, 14:02:17
Croatia > Winland :P

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/394033_340716202626114_116623358368734_1119659_1037197441_n.jpg)

Only in Croatia :D

(http://blog.meteo-info.hr/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/split_picigin_0302122.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-02-2012, 15:02:03
actually it goes like this:

‎+18°C People of Hawaii cover themselves with the second blanket
+10°C Helsinki buildings shut down heating
+2°C Italian cars won't start
0°C Destilled water freezes
-1°C Breath is visible. Russians eat ice cream and drink beer.
-4°C Your dog comes to your bed.
-10°C French cars won't start.
-12°C Polititians start talking about the homeless.
-15°C American cars won't start.
-20°C You can hear your breath.
-24°C Japanese cars won't start.
-28°C Your dog is digging in your pajamas.
-29°C German cars won't start.
-30°C No ordinary car will start.
-36°C Russian cars won't start.
-39°C Russians button up.
-50°C Your car is coming to your bed.
-60°C People of Helsinki freeze over. People of Moscow put on coats.
-70°C Hell freezes over. Kuznjetsk University organizes a Cross-country.
-72°C Lawyers put their hands in their pockets.
-120°C Alcohol freezes over. Russians are mad.
-273,15°C Absolute zero. Subatomic particles stop moving. A Russian licks frozen vodka.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 05-02-2012, 15:02:04
Look how 9GAG butchers classic meme

http://9gag.com/gag/2415581

And also they always force new memes, I'm out of this website, it's full of hate and "newfags", normally I hate people who diss newbs, but this is just awfull.

Also I just hate how the girls/women in Rage Comics sometimes are the "hero", they were usually made to point out "bitches" and now people use them in a "hero" way lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 05-02-2012, 15:02:36
Look how 9GAG butchers classic meme

And also they always force new memes, I'm out of this website, it's full of hate and "newfags", normally I hate people who diss newbs, but this is just awfull.

They act like they've just found the Internet.

"ELL-OH-ELL! Running bear is the funniest new meme!"

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a_8sOjZtvRA/S8I4Ll_zMRI/AAAAAAAAA_o/T4hxhImsseg/s1600/pedobear.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 05-02-2012, 16:02:51
And that, gentlemen, is why I really, really, am hating 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-02-2012, 18:02:48
normally I hate people who diss newbs

it's full "newfags"

 ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 05-02-2012, 18:02:14
Haha a bundle of hipsters you are. Bwergh ima continu reading 9gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 05-02-2012, 19:02:35
normally I hate people who diss newbs

it's full "newfags"

 ::)
Reeeeeeaaaad

Smiles, it's like if I was coming to your country and changing your culture. I mean, they just don't get the point of most of what a "meme" is and the internet phenomens lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-02-2012, 20:02:32
wha? you are supose to get the point and know the history of memes to have fun??

o well, i gues i've benn doing it wrong the hole time....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 05-02-2012, 21:02:38
wha? you are supose to get the point and know the history of memes to have fun??

o well, i gues i've benn doing it wrong the hole time....
Of course not, but it's just really sad to see the memes being missused and other memes being forced.

It's like if I took a national spanish meal and changed it then gradually trying to replace the old one with my new one that doesn't respect the traditions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-02-2012, 21:02:36
i couldnt care less about you respecting the traditions as long as the spanish meal inquestion is still delicius :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-02-2012, 21:02:34
Jeez, what is up with you guys? we live in the western world, who cares where we got it from, as long as we have it and it is funny/tastes good without to much chemical crap.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 05-02-2012, 21:02:08
I don't care about traditions as long as every single joke doesn't contain "bitch please" and "friendzone", not to mention the overused troll face, me gusta and 'fuck that'-guy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LHeureux on 05-02-2012, 22:02:15
They really need to learn the differences between pranking and trolling..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 06-02-2012, 00:02:25
I don't care about traditions as long as every single joke doesn't contain "bitch please" and "friendzone", not to mention the overused troll face, me gusta and 'fuck that'-guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxdDIwVWrxI

Had to be done.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 06-02-2012, 00:02:47
its funny because  i can understand (and dance) the song !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 06-02-2012, 02:02:32
Maybe you guys have seen the grape lady fail, but It has me loling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 06-02-2012, 04:02:27
Haha a bundle of hipsters you are. Bwergh ima continu reading 9gag

Is that a new thing to FH?

We are that by all means necessary to be different for the sake of being different people.

Pedobear hasn't hit 9gag yet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 06-02-2012, 11:02:58
Maybe you guys have seen the grape lady fail, but It has me loling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk&feature=player_embedded
Haha, dear god. That sound after the fall can't be real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 06-02-2012, 11:02:42
They used it in Family Guy http://youtu.be/lp9TZVecWDI

And because this is the internets, a remix http://youtu.be/iGqwKJECVPk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: evhgear on 06-02-2012, 17:02:44
Mother of god...

being drunk enough to tape a friend on the ceiling...  XD
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i5aJCPh0ROA/TwHnjekljfI/AAAAAAAAD2E/pA7J3UkdD6k/s1600/man+taped+to+ceiling+college+party+dr+heckle+funny+photo+blog.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 06-02-2012, 20:02:34
Witness the power of Jesus tape, aka Duck tape.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-02-2012, 20:02:26
Witness the power of Jesus tape, aka Duck tape.

Further aliases: Duct Tape
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rustysteel on 06-02-2012, 21:02:53
How to report the news

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 07-02-2012, 00:02:24
Mother of god...

being drunk enough to tape a friend on the ceiling...  XD
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i5aJCPh0ROA/TwHnjekljfI/AAAAAAAAD2E/pA7J3UkdD6k/s1600/man+taped+to+ceiling+college+party+dr+heckle+funny+photo+blog.jpg)

I guess he liked it. Perverts everywhere. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: flyboy_fx on 07-02-2012, 00:02:02
What's 9gag?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 07-02-2012, 07:02:00
This makes it look like I attend university in northern Finland... ::)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/424252_10150529773802231_616527230_9186186_2052004966_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-02-2012, 08:02:30
Nah not really Moose, the picture has no vodka drinking people in shorts on the riverbank.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 07-02-2012, 09:02:54
And there's no snow. Some hoarfrost on ground doesn't count  ;D

Edit: yeah dude yeah dude go for it yeah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzAvil56Qb0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-02-2012, 12:02:10
If this is the future of the world...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHtDF-z77wk&feature=player_embedded#!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYQEXcrAuiwngLQVAihySbEpAUADSJVupFyDh_b498Y-g7lRKB)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 07-02-2012, 14:02:58
Most of Indonesians also cannot name 4 countries that once occupied them. They can only name The Netherlands, Japan (some even asked for this), but not Portugal and Great Britain (temporary, which gave us that big flower name and our first national park, the most productive occupier ever).

I did this http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/states like a hundred times and answered completely, but then I felt kinda pointless. It is okay being non-knowledgeable, nobody will lit a fire on your pants if you don't know the difference between Panzer III and Panzer IV except Mudra for instance.

Also, everybody told me that every aircraft looked the same, Airbus A320 and Boeing 737-800 is too difficult to differentiate. Yeah, I can understand.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 07-02-2012, 16:02:03
Das beer boot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

and then comes...

Das talking bottle opener:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0CfaxOySLE


Ordered two already!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 07-02-2012, 17:02:57
I did this http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/states like a hundred times and answered completely, but then I felt kinda pointless. It is okay being non-knowledgeable, nobody will lit a fire on your pants if you don't know the difference between Panzer III and Panzer IV except Mudra for instance.
Oops. I forgot Wisconsin. Though I will gladly forgive if Murricans in turn forget Luxembourg.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Butcher on 07-02-2012, 18:02:54
http://www.gesichtskirmes.net/watch/6049-megan-fox-island/

A commercial to learn English. Megan Fox Island.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 07-02-2012, 18:02:16
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2475313_700b.jpg)

i actually laught
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-02-2012, 18:02:58
doug the moie :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XoKD8Gh-tE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 07-02-2012, 18:02:59
Das beer boot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

That advert has been one of the few things I've ever seen that make me wish I liked guys.

Dat jaw line.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-02-2012, 19:02:15
This topic is now locked.

Please continue on at: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=16811)