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General Discussion / Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« on: 29-07-2015, 04:07:31 »
don't let it scare you away mr. beak!
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Pay attention everyone! Ts is leaking some stuff!
It was great fun. I died a lot. Wasn't sure how to setup my mic so I'll look into that for next time.
North Korean vessel fires a Kh-35U (Kn-09 for NK) during testing.
At last!, a picture from North Korea that doesn't looks like it was taken in the '50s!
Set of Saving Private Ryan? or Photoshoped in-game pic from FH2?
Even the fictional maps get the utmost historical treatment. So epic
Here is a story I didn't get over yet.
I just finished work at midnight. A co-worker had offered to drive me home and as I felt hungry, we stopped at turkish restaurant for some Doner Kebab. I was just coming out of the restaurant when I was adressed by a couple right in front of the door. I turned my head around and was just about to say 'no' like I'd always do when people adress me there asking for such usual things like a €uro coin or a free ride home.
But then they revealed to be undercover policemen and I was turning around saying 'what?' Meanwhile they came at me holding some piece of official ID into my face and I was saying 'lick my a...a...a' and shut my mouth again before completing the sentence. I looked at my food, looked at the cops, released a sigh and dropped the bag with food into the snow, grabbing for my wallet.
So while he was phoning home checking my ID, I asked her for their reason to check my ID in particular, and she reasoned it with the 'current public security situation'. I was raising my eyebrows looking at her thinking 'current public security situation MY ASS'.
So the current public security situation in Germany requires to check the ID of winterly clothed people coming out of Doner Kebab stores. Sure. Why not? What is next? Police state tomorrow? Racism? Anyone?
At home I looked at my ID. Date of expiry is August 23rd, 2014. Didn't seem to bother them. I'm glad I'm no foreigner. Or applying for asylum. Must be that I'm a good german. One of those true germans who can afford to run around with expired ID-cards without being bothered. Even at the current public security situation. Amazing. I'm just glad that our police isn't racist. No way. Never.
Well done, you've made a new religion that in about 1000 years time will probably be killing heathens and infidels. GG no RE.
NOODLE IS ONLY GOD, DEATH TO THE FALSE PASTA!