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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5880 on: 19-01-2015, 20:01:47 »
One word: suppository

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5881 on: 19-01-2015, 21:01:50 »
Are you gearing up for an assault at the Russian front? Consume the whole package, maybe if you get shot then your heart will keep on pumping due to the caffeine and you might make it home to an iron cross.


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The ones i've bought a while back said that 4 pieces are like a strong Espresso. If you are tolerant to coffee then you could eat 8 no problem but don't expect to sleep tonight.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5882 on: 19-01-2015, 21:01:39 »
Alright, thanks Flippy and Bouras, I'll devour the thing tomorrow as I'm struggling with a paper regarding belligerent occupation (international law of armed conflict). Nota bene, I only have one can, but I think it will be ok.

And since you're so enthusiastic regarding the Schokakola, I'll be sure to buy more and make good use of them during field trainings. Because who needs sleep anyway?
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5883 on: 19-01-2015, 21:01:15 »
My friend drinks coffee in the evening so she can sleep.

The whole coffee will keep you awake for days is more in the mind then reality i think. a cup in the evening does nothing for me.

A tin of your chocolat probably like a cup and a half of coffee. Most people have more caffeine in the morning just to wake up.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5884 on: 20-01-2015, 03:01:22 »
People with Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) are reported to calm down on caffein. For some people it seems to have a chilling effect. I also got an employee who told that a cup of coffee directly on the edge of the bed makes her sleep in no-time. When I asked her surprised whether she wants to fool me, she laughed and told me this: It does not always work, but therefor I always prepare a second cup of coffee:P

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5885 on: 20-01-2015, 12:01:21 »
Coffee just makes me nervous and makes my hands shaking... Wouldn't say it keeps me awake, only thing that can really keep me up is Coca Cola.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5886 on: 20-01-2015, 12:01:22 »
I was once addicted to coffee...
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5887 on: 20-01-2015, 13:01:33 »
I am now curing myself from that addiction.

Coffee has the same effect on me as Bouras' description, makes things very difficult to focus on. Tea on the other hand, handles me better.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5888 on: 20-01-2015, 13:01:49 »
Coffee makes me angry

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5889 on: 20-01-2015, 13:01:49 »
I was once addicted to coffee...

No you were addicted to caffeine  ;)

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5890 on: 20-01-2015, 20:01:16 »
Scho-Ka-Kola has 200mg of caffeine per 100g (one can).

Energy drinks typically have ~330mg per litre so one 0,33l can will have 100 mg (80mg for 0,25l cans).
Regular filtered coffee has 500 to 800 mg per litre, so one 0,2l cup will have 100 to 160mg of caffeine.

Which means that binge eating the brown gold that kept the Nazis awake is perfectly safe.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5891 on: 21-01-2015, 13:01:33 »
Well helped by pervitrin  ;)

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5892 on: 21-01-2015, 23:01:59 »
Scho-ka-kola

i remember buying that stuff thx to flippy remembering me about it, bought it from varusteleka, and ate one can and half in mere seconds

And then the shaking started
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5893 on: 22-01-2015, 03:01:04 »
I was addicted to orange juice once back in high school. Would drink about 2L every week. Cut cold one weekend, it was a little cray

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5894 on: 22-01-2015, 17:01:24 »
I was addicted to orange juice once back in high school. Would drink about 2L every week. Cut cold one weekend, it was a little cray

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