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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2190 on: 12-10-2012, 11:10:09 »
What Jesus got to do with Anti-Wealth ? Dude was showered with gifts by the three kings at birth. Didn't read in the Bible J&M gave it away.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2191 on: 12-10-2012, 12:10:48 »
What Jesus got to do with Anti-Wealth ? Dude was showered with gifts by the three kings at birth. Didn't read in the Bible J&M gave it away.

Well, you got to read Luke 18:25

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2192 on: 12-10-2012, 13:10:17 »
For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.



This is most probably a repost but it's quite fitting nevertheless:
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2193 on: 12-10-2012, 14:10:02 »
Hasn't a rich texan already built himself a huge needle where he sent a camel through it's eye? ^^
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2194 on: 12-10-2012, 16:10:31 »
Jesus did not mean that being wealthy was not bad as such. Valuing material things above all so that wealth was no longer the means to an end but an end itself, money had in effect become a god to be worshipped, now that was bad. Note that he says the metaphor to the rich man knowing that he would never give up even a fraction of his wealth, thus setting him up as an example of a man who gathers wealth only for the sake of wealth, not for what it actually brings to him. The man was still not happy with all his wealth, but he would still keep it even if it did not bring him any happiness. Even if he had become happy by becoming a disciple of Jesus, he would not have done it because it would have meant abandoning his wealth.

That being said, I bet that the most ardent and vocal fundamentalists are the most unhappy lot of all. They are so insecure in their faith that they must constantly police one another and point out how bad those other "sinners" are. They want to control others, yet are incapable of controlling themselves, and most importantly, incapable of admitting that. The central theme of Jesus's teachings was that Man is doomed to fail whatever boundaries - be it Mosaic law or secular legislation - he sets himself. Only by accepting that and learning to first forgive one self can one achieve mercy in the eyes of God. Had they truly found peace in Jesus, they would not be so clearly angry and bitter.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2195 on: 14-10-2012, 22:10:56 »
"Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory" - Gen. George S. Patton
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« Reply #2196 on: 14-10-2012, 22:10:08 »
Saw that one coming, miles away.
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« Reply #2197 on: 14-10-2012, 22:10:09 »
Saw that one coming, miles away.


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2198 on: 14-10-2012, 22:10:54 »
"Hello, my name is Felix Baumgärtner and this is Jackass"

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« Reply #2199 on: 14-10-2012, 23:10:03 »
Felix Baumgärtner jumping gif
combined with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCDKJQ3Z8bU
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« Reply #2200 on: 14-10-2012, 23:10:23 »
GIF time?
GIF time




WE MUST PUSH LITTLE CART

This guy survived thanks to this car!

He came





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« Reply #2201 on: 15-10-2012, 01:10:44 »
Oh man the football/soccer one was epic  ;D

And the one with the car overtaking the other by jumping over it was so fluid and glorious  :D
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« Reply #2202 on: 15-10-2012, 01:10:06 »
The car one makes me think of things I've done in my M3 stuart on WoT  ;D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2203 on: 15-10-2012, 04:10:35 »
Request of a pic that made me laugh a long time ago. Story of a game that flew alone in a commercial air flight, and the pilot was blaring Iron Maiden in the speakers and keep asking.

Are you ready to fly mother fucker?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #2204 on: 15-10-2012, 11:10:51 »
A long time ago? I believe that happened like 2 weeks ago and was on Reddit.
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