Wrote this a while ago for the 2. Fallschirmjäger clan I'm currently in. It refers to the recruit period where new recruits are required to carry a bolt during probation period. This was in reference to Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad. I played Red Orchestra Ostfront since 2006 but I'm new to FH2 and so far love it.
A Jäger recruit the rules have been set
5 rounds of a bolt and a bayonet
200 metres a Bolshevik running
Ziging and zaging to avoid my gunning
Leading the target, center mass
This time it’s he who is shitting his pants
The thought in my head, as I skillfully fired
You can run commie scum but you’ll only die tired
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Post Probation
A Jäger recruit the probation is met
Prefer now the bolt and a bayonet
200 metres, still zigging and zagging
I hope when I fire the servers not lagging
Bots, and bugs, glitches, and hacks
Now I’ll bet Tripwire is shitting their pants!
Next time you see Gibson (Tripwire CEO), you might hear him say
Welcome to WalMart and have a nice day!