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Offline SixKiller

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Jäger Poem
« on: 23-07-2012, 13:07:47 »
Wrote this a while ago for the 2. Fallschirmjäger clan I'm currently in.  It refers to the recruit period where new recruits are required to carry a bolt during probation period.  This was in reference to Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad.  I played Red Orchestra Ostfront since 2006 but I'm new to FH2 and so far love it.


A Jäger recruit the rules have been set
5 rounds of a bolt and a bayonet

200 metres a Bolshevik running
Ziging and zaging to avoid my gunning

Leading the target, center mass
This time it’s he who is shitting his pants

The thought in my head, as I skillfully fired
You can run commie scum but you’ll only die tired

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Post Probation

A Jäger recruit the probation is met
Prefer now the bolt and a bayonet

200 metres, still zigging and zagging
I hope when I fire the servers not lagging

Bots, and bugs, glitches, and hacks
Now I’ll bet Tripwire is shitting their pants!

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #1 on: 23-07-2012, 14:07:13 »
haha, funny

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #2 on: 23-07-2012, 14:07:27 »
What  a  nice  poem!

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #3 on: 23-07-2012, 15:07:54 »
Just curious...why are you representing a Fallschirmjager unit for a game that is 100% about Stalingrad...?

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #4 on: 23-07-2012, 15:07:38 »
Heroes of Stalingrad isn't the only game the clan plays. 

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #5 on: 23-07-2012, 16:07:35 »
Second part funny, first part embarrassing

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #6 on: 23-07-2012, 16:07:00 »
Second part funny, first part embarrassing

What is embarrassing?

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #7 on: 23-07-2012, 16:07:22 »
It's cringe worthy. You're playing a video game, not reciting your allegiance to a military unit.

The second part, you don't take yourself too seriously and any online gamer can relate to what you're talking about. It's light hearted and funny.

Please write more of the latter and stay clear of politicising computer games because it always ends in tears  :)

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #8 on: 23-07-2012, 17:07:21 »


200 metres a Bolshevik running

You can run commie scum but you’ll only die tired

So if you say it like that, all german soldiers where filty nazi bastards that all where war criminals, right?
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #9 on: 23-07-2012, 17:07:21 »
It's cringe worthy. You're playing a video game, not reciting your allegiance to a military unit.

The second part, you don't take yourself too seriously and any online gamer can relate to what you're talking about. It's light hearted and funny.

Please write more of the latter and stay clear of politicising computer games because it always ends in tears  :)

I don't see anything political in it.  You're the first that took it that way.  Pretty funny reply though.. thanks for the lol.

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #10 on: 23-07-2012, 17:07:59 »
Your Poem is nazi biased unrespectfull piece of garbage.


If anyone here calls somebody a nazi or calls every german soldier a nazi. He recieves strong critisism. I am dissapointed to see so few doing the same for the russians......
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #11 on: 23-07-2012, 17:07:20 »
Your Poem is a nazi biased unrespectfull piece of garbage.
let's not be too harsh, you've said yourself many times before that the russians are bastards, with figures to prove it...

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #12 on: 23-07-2012, 17:07:15 »
haha, funny

Thanks.  At least some have a sense of humor.    ;D

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« Reply #13 on: 23-07-2012, 17:07:42 »
Your Poem is a nazi biased unrespectfull piece of garbage.
let's not be too harsh, you've said yourself many times before that the communists are bastards, with figures to prove it...

YES, we're at it again for the eleven-and-thirtieth time
I did. And they where. But is every russian a communist? Or bolshevik?( a term wich is incorrect as the bolshevikhs dint existed in the 30's anymore)

I am pointing out to the battleaxe. Seeing poems like this, it breeds hate imo
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Jäger Poem
« Reply #14 on: 23-07-2012, 17:07:17 »