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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #1 on: 16-10-2010, 16:10:05 »
Soon we shall be free from the imperial shackles of capitalism, and into the warm bosom of communism. Long live Lenin!

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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #2 on: 16-10-2010, 16:10:24 »
^Didn´t NK split from Leninist ideals and creat its own version of Communism, called Juche?
"All hail our dear leader!", would be more appropriate.
OT: NK is a shit house and I doubt that they represent a real global threat. Even if they´d "1000-fold" their military. All we can hope is that Kim Jong Ills son will be more liberal and will slowly open his country...
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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #3 on: 16-10-2010, 16:10:30 »
North Korea is not communist. It's just as communist as Soviet was.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #4 on: 16-10-2010, 16:10:07 »
North Korea is not communist. It's just as communist as Soviet was.

Exactly what I was gonna say. Nobody knows what the fuck NK is, just a big blob on the map :D
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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #5 on: 16-10-2010, 16:10:44 »
According to wikipedia, 20% of all North Korean males aged 17–54 are already in the army. Not really sure how they would accomplish increasing their military 1 000 fold...

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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #6 on: 16-10-2010, 17:10:03 »
According to wikipedia, 20% of all North Korean males aged 17–54 are already in the army. Not really sure how they would accomplish increasing their military 1 000 fold...

I believe they talk in terms of firepower and equipment, not manpower... They have plenty of that :D
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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #7 on: 16-10-2010, 17:10:53 »
They do have an expanded artillery unit...
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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #8 on: 16-10-2010, 17:10:16 »
According to wikipedia, 20% of all North Korean males aged 17–54 are already in the army. Not really sure how they would accomplish increasing their military 1 000 fold...

I believe they talk in terms of firepower and equipment, not manpower... They have plenty of that :D

Well, something tells me more than 0.1% of their GDP is also sunk into the military. So unless they plan to magically increase their country's production capacity I don't think it is going to happen.

Of course, this is NK, so they very well may be planning on using magic.  :P

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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #9 on: 16-10-2010, 18:10:27 »
But tell me dear sir Jong-Il, do nukes mind killing 1000 soldiers instead of 1? I think not.

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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #10 on: 16-10-2010, 18:10:41 »
the problem with a war between ROR (repuplic of korea) and NK would be that Seoul would be down after 1h
NK got the most arty guns of the whole word - stationed around the hills north of the DMZ and they are all zeroed to Seoul.
Second problem is that they got hundrets of old - but still effectiv anti air guns from 20mm - 120 mm. On every hill there is one- not mentioned the rockets they got . Every hill is a fortress and so its unable that Helicopters make their way in.
Jets may break through but jets alone cant beat them all...


Check out the NK thread at militaryphotos.net  very interessting


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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #11 on: 16-10-2010, 19:10:33 »
Their main problem is fuel.  They only have about enough fuel for one week of combat operations.  If south korea can hold out for that week without giving up, then we will by all chances win.  One of the main things to remember though is that with north korean units, they don't have an 'operationally ineffective' status for units.  A unit can take 99% casualties, and it will still continue to fight.

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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #12 on: 16-10-2010, 19:10:54 »
before one week seoul is down - ash- dead.
They dont risk that ! Because they had this year the best changes to attack them even with the OK by UNO, when NK sunk their fregatte by torpedo.
But they dont attack them they are scared by arty - and that is understandable.

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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #13 on: 16-10-2010, 19:10:24 »
NKA should really not be underestimated.

They have extremely long ranged and powerfull artillery, accurate and self-propelled and towed. Their forward troops are massivly equipped with mortars and other light artillery.

The korean landscape is a battle of artillery. This was proven in 1950-1953 and remains so today. NKA outnumbers South korean artillery by 4:1

They also have massive reserves and a massive airdefense system. While most of it is outdated, doesnt mean it is ineffective. The NKA is far from being an Iraqi army 2.
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Re: The North Korea Crazy thread!
« Reply #14 on: 16-10-2010, 19:10:45 »
because they had 50 years time to build it up.
And its proofen that they are made new tanks with 125 main gun- That rips every tank away.


and there is also the fear of the possible nuclear bomb.



best would be to let them do what they want in THEIR country - dear leader will die and hopefull the new one will do little better