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Guess no2: You live in a small town on the coast
But well.. you know: Portugal was such neutral and peacefull nation back in the 40's with our Salazar leader... also, people are kinda ignorant over here about history (well, they just dont give a single fuck) and so the World War 2 is not something very popular around here..
Not true.
People know plenty about history in Portugal, but you must live inside a cave thats why the average knowledge there is low.
I had an excellent weekend reenacting. My comrades and I turned a barn into a very nice living history display over the weekend, we stayed there for three days and talked to the public. It was lots of fun, though I hate dealing with kids, I discovered. On saturday night we watched a period newsreel, a German cartoon and the 1938 version of King Kong, in German! Lots of fun, I'll post some pics soon I hope.
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right hereWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
In a popular TV series, a teenage character with similar political ambitions and slightly off character did just that, as his uncle set this meeting up for him.
The parallels can not be denied.
No, when his uncle set the meeting he beat her up. He killed her after littlefinger wanted to get rid of her.
Yeah right: and what if I get in another kind of movie with a more interesting role in it? Like being Rommel or some guy like that who ends up getting killed by their own Nazi partners, but manages to do a great work while he's alive...
(OH! and about my english:)
Believe me or not: my grammar is awful as fuck..I believe you but I'm way better speaking than actually writing... some people ask me if I'm american, and after they know I'm Portuguese, they say that I speak very well...
Obviously, sometimes my conversation gets stuck... but i do have a better understanding of the english language than most of the people around here who are non american/english.
Here, fixed it. You can learn from other posts here and I strongly suggest you do. Because it's downright stupid to write "treath" if there are countless examples of "thread". Or writing "wen" instead of "when". "Everywone" ---> "Everyone". Seriously.
hey guys i got an issue when i play forgotten hope 2 coop it doesnt matter on what i play it on my notebook or on my computer fh2 lan it randomly crashes to desktop without any message it just quits suddently and goes to the desktop no idea why, first i hosted on the pc i thought it was just an random error of my pc so i hosted it on the laptop to play lan with friends but i experianced the same issue.
are you guys familiar with this and is there a solution to this?
thanks in advance
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right hereWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
In a popular TV series, a teenage character with similar political ambitions and slightly off character did just that, as his uncle set this meeting up for him.
The parallels can not be denied.
No, when his uncle set the meeting he beat her up. He killed her after littlefinger wanted to get rid of her.
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here
Heres something happy that happened to me guys:
>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry" as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
And that's Anon lost his virginity
Also who let Damaso out of his thread again?
Blue Lava, Ijen Crater - Indonesia
I am absolutely at a loss for words for what this guy is bringing to the forums
Well Damaso, if you ever gonna be a dictator you will want to kill each and everybody
here who has read this or the world will laugh even more than it probably will do anyways
[...] so you avoid telling us the real reason why i was permanent banned.You still never listen, read our posts again.
Lock the thread moderator, please. I'm sorry it ended this way.
