I just got a job, and when signing the contract I met a nice girl too
Thanks :) sure is!I just got a job, and when signing the contract I met a nice girl too
Now that makes me happy. Life in an up beat! ^^
My medications make me a drooling slowpoke.that's the spirit! always look on the bright side of life! "it could be worse"
But I don't know if thats happy, it alteast is more happy then sneezing and coughing and driving myself crazy.
Got home from work, woho!All of the above exept the payday and that it is interms!
Half of the working part of the week has passed, woho!
And payday tomorrow, woho!
and 2 days ago my girl friend finnaly talked to me Cheesy happes day of my live! Grin Grin Grinyou had a fight?
released from... ?PFT, Luny Asylum, I will never get released from there at this rate :D
Prison?
Hospital ?
Luny Asylum ?
Army?
Being held Hostage?
etc etc etc ! :D
After my first reenactment where I was Pak gun commander, we were sitting in the cafe, drinking and talking, when one of the American reenactor, a NCO, came up to a member of my unit, an Obergefreiter-Unteroffizeranwarter, asking who was in charge of the Pak gun. I overheard it, and stood up and walked over, saying "Hey, that's me, can I help you with something, is there something wrong?"Thats cool man! Not many people get to be a PAK gun commander XD How do you sign up for that stuff?
He then stuck out his hand and said "I just wanted to congratulate you on your performance"
"Wha...huh...?" <took his hand in mine and shook>
"You guys were fucking annoying for us, your camo was amazing, and I'm sorry if some guys didn't take hits from you, it was because they didn't even see you. I heard it was your first time in a command role, and I just wanted to congratulate you."
"Wow...thank you sir!"
That was a VERY good feeling.
I suggest we don't use this as a blog telling all the events of the day, use this when something good happens to youThis. I still have the thermal detonator.
Thats cool man! Not many people get to be a PAK gun commander XD How do you sign up for that stuff?
The sun is shining and its 20c 8)Oh yeah, and also we are allowed to Roll up our uniforms sleeves. :D
Tolga is in his sentence so I guess being released from Tolga's basement.
Nope. They think im mentally damaged. I puked around 20 times today, followed by fainting haha. Ive been overworking, being a little violent. I mean I get less than 15 hours of sleep a week, they have to understand xD. Not to mention the fact that im losing weight faster than what I can handle.
BUT HEY. Im getting paid, and I get a bonus. You CANNOT argue with that lol
He's from, Curaçao or Holland iirc. Oh, and Curaçao is in the Americas Lainer ;) Also, I have learned every language I have attempted to thus far.
Went shooting today. Only 10 pistol rounds, but it was a short fun nonetheless. Plus I scored "Gold" in the shooting exercise, which is kinda cool. ^^
I just went to germany and discovered the deliciousness of Uludag Soda.I BLOODY TOLD YOU!
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4509/img1010p.jpg)
Tolga and...what's-his-face was right, It's the best soda I've ever had, I'll have to have it shipped here. ;D
Today while using a program called "MyAccess" (A program used to make your grammer and paper writing better in my school), we were told we were going to take a test and write a short essay. During tests, you're only allowed 3 total submissions, which are then graded and returned to you within seconds. The subject of the test/essay was to write about one thing we would put into a time capsule. Originally I wrote about a small vial of oil but got roughly a 60% on it. After wasting two submissions and being done writing about oil, I wrote about Forgotten Hope 2 and how its historical accuracy would benefuit future historians. I got a 95% on my first try, that being my last submission ;DI hate that program! you don't even know the pain that thing causes.. thank god we abandoned it.
I got my ass kicked in Fifa 2010... ...by my girlfriend.Cheer up mate
I got my ass kicked in Fifa 2010... ...by my girlfriend.Cheer up mate
I to always get my ass kicked on any WII game by girls.....
Man that's tough :(I got my ass kicked in Fifa 2010... ...by my girlfriend.Cheer up mate
I to always get my ass kicked on any WII game by girls.....
Yeah but in fact I am a male and supposed to rule every women in football games and most of all war games.
Even more when you play football and are a soldier for profession... believe me then it hurts..
And ever worst.
see will keep repeating "ha-ha I beat you in Fifa" until I fall asleep... or pretend I'm asleep so she shuts up..
Meh... women
If that makes you happy.Congrats! Thats awesome news!
Anyways the docter told me today that I dont have cancer. First they tought I had it but now it seems it was something completely harmless ;D
I love how a dutch trucker said "I want to punch in that booty". Not sure how I feel about that.
I know haha, I giggled
An hour ago I finished the third of my three oral exams in history, did the second on tuesday. Hence I have hopes that my university time will be over in less than a year. :)
Haha nice and coherent story TheTao... (sarcasm :D).hehe
However...the 'did you look at my girlfriend' story is really nice :D
I love how a dutch trucker said "I want to punch in that booty". Not sure how I feel about that.Sorry it was pinch ;) (man! in dat kontje wil ik wel eens knijpen!) was what he said. Translating into english never has been my best thing. Or speaking english at all.
Today i was at my work for sie extra cash(road restaurant ftw, but pays 11 euro)Lol, that last one is epic. :D
Anyway, i heard from the boss that a new girl was coming to work for a while
Me and Marie where discussing this at the dishwasher, when suddently she came in, and the boss introduced herself
She was like OMG JESUS CHRIST YOUR HAWT
As she walked away, this is what came out of our mouths
Marie=I'm doubting my sexuality!
Me=I'm defiantly NOT doubting mine!
That girl is so GEIL!
That made me happy
And another time, i was cleaning the racks filled with dishes and such. A young couple of like 20 years old came in, and i had to let them pass for my cart.
Anyway, suddently that guy freaks out and come's to me=DID you looked at my girlfriend?
me= no ;D
He=NOBODY fucking looks at my girl! SHE is mine TARD!MINE you understand?
And then he freaks out, says a huge pile of bullshit and swearing words
After a while i had it and said=
me=i think you are overreacting
He=I think i'm gonna have to beat you up you fucking asshole
The moment he said that,i grabbed an empty bottle of whine, i tell you, those things we sell are BLOODY thick glass bottle's
Me=common then!
He was then stunned, looking for words to say, after a while he said i was a coward and such bla bla.
THEN This huge DUTCH trucker stands up, went towards this guy=
Trucker=HEY you! I also looked at your girlfriend! Common THEN! Vieze vuile tyfus lijer!Common!
Then like 3 of his Dutch gaint truckers stand up, they where driving in convoy=
Trucker 2=Hey i looked at her aswel! I wanna fight you to!
trucker 3=Me to! Dam she is one hot little danzel!
Trucker 4= yep yep! i So wanna punch in that booty!
Tottaly stunned, and out of line, he left the restaurant......the coward chickend out.After 3 mins he come's back because he forgot his girlfriend aswel.
Yes that made me also happy
Is it a good price by the way to buy a knights cross for 24€ ?
Was walking my dog (GSD) along the promenade when a cop stops me....[my first reaction was WTF does he want]...but then it turned out that he's an amateur film maker and that he wanted to use me and my dog for some ww2 scenes [using weapons, wearing uniforms etc] Woohoo! ;DIsn't that illegal, impersonating a police officer? Are you sure this guy is legit?
We got new beds in our rooms. They were heavy as shit and hard to carry upstairs into the enlisted men´s rooms, but they´re bigger and hopefully more comfortable than the old ones.
We got new beds in our rooms. They were heavy as shit and hard to carry upstairs into the enlisted men´s rooms, but they´re bigger and hopefully more comfortable than the old ones.
Knowing the military. Probably not more comfortable :)
I got time off, for beating on a Pro-Palestinian who thought it was smart to attack me cause I wore blue and white shoe laces.
Good thing you werent attacked by a Gray wolf for the same reason XD
Isn't that illegal, impersonating a police officer? Are you sure this guy is legit?
Raziel lives in Malta. They crazt there
Thanks for the kidney btw. :)You have what, 5 now?
I sold my kidney and bought this baby!:
(http://94.100.121.161/980150001-980200000/980151201-980151300/980151296_6_jMMZ.jpeg)
So Dnarag1M when will you give me some Photography lessons?
Thanks for the kidney btw. :)You have what, 5 now?
A master of Jarate in the making ;D
I sold my kidney and bought this baby!:
(http://94.100.121.161/980150001-980200000/980151201-980151300/980151296_6_jMMZ.jpeg)
So Dnarag1M when will you give me some Photography lessons?
I graduated from gymnasium today :)
I sold my kidney and bought this baby!:
So Dnarag1M when will you give me some Photography lessons?
Hehe, well, what do you offer in return for this busy man ;)
Congrats Thetao! Been wanting to take a class in that for years (lazy??). I even wired my shop up for a welder 8 years ago (that I have never bought) :(.Thank you and poor PS3 :(
I just got BFBC2 for my birthday! Then my PS3 shit itself and died...again.....
Probably after Rochelle shot it.Yeah, damn woman can't shoot
Which one, the B one? Then you are younger than me..B 19 years old
Feels kinda weird.. I'm now in a registered partnership (or civil union) with my girlfriend. Gay marriage isn't allowed in Finland so this is the closest we can get.Yet. Congrats anyway. I guess video from the night after is a no-no ;D
Feels kinda weird.. I'm now in a registered partnership (or civil union) with my girlfriend. Gay marriage isn't allowed in Finland so this is the closest we can get.Oh well. Be glad you live in a country wich allows gay relationships
Wasn't a big seremony, just signed couple papers and it was over in 10 minutes.
Really? From such a country I expected that to be allowed. Any reason why it's not allowed yet? Too many religious folks in the government?
I might just change now, since they got a new leader, the prime minister, and she supports gender-neutral marriage and full adoption rights for everyone. Also, the national coalition party (I think they are the largest ATM) support gender-neutral marriage and minister Alexander Stubb of the same party just announced the he (an the party?) supports equal adoption rights.Really? From such a country I expected that to be allowed. Any reason why it's not allowed yet? Too many religious folks in the government?
Yeah and biggest party (Central party) doesn't support it. And old people are majority and you know the old ones...
I might just change now, since they got a new leader, the prime minister, and she supports gender-neutral marriage and full adoption rights for everyone. Also, the national coalition party (I think they are the largest ATM) support gender-neutral marriage and minister Alexander Stubb of the same party just announced the he (an the party?) supports equal adoption rights.
Got promoted to Hauptgefreiter last week and tomorrow I can finally officialy wear my new rank! :D
Also tomorrow I´ll be in the army for exactly a year...damn, how fast time went by,,,and I still don´t know what to do once I´m out of the Bundeswehr >.<
In order to become NCO you need to enlist for either 8 or 12 years, which is too much for me ^^I don´t know anything about you but If you already survided a year...and you don´t know what to do when you are out...well...
In order to become NCO you need to enlist for either 8 or 12 years, which is too much for me ^^
I don´t know anything about you but If you already survided a year...and you don´t know what to do when you are out...well...The problem is, what should I do after I leave the army after a 12 year service...
In Finland you have to be in army only a year to be NCO (Corporal) or Officer (2nd Lieutenant) (either of them. You just go in different school (for NCO just NCO school, for officer first NCO then Reserve Officer School.)Here you can become officer, too, after two years, but only a reserve officer. But if you do that you can´t benefit from the things concripts have, like free housing, food or train rides between your barracks and hometown.
Military Police? Everybody disperse!!!Hide the booze!
Military Police? Everybody disperse!!!Hide the booze!
Current position: military police squad leader.EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!
Alcohol is win.^^This
Traced my family history back to the year 677, found out that I am apparently related to a series of Welsh Barons.
Traced my family history back to the year 677, found out that I am apparently related to a series of Welsh Barons.
Congratz...
(http://blog.edidablog.it/files/Image/Festablog/bandiere/wales-flag.png)
I'm in love
Tolga, is he trying to get inbetween our relationship?
It was cold that night :Owell ye thats understandable
Edit:
I fucking love betting... Just started a new account on a site, got 120% bonus cash. I transferred 50€ to the account, thus I got 60€ extra! so now I got 110€ to use for betting! = awesomeness
Should have written this earlier but I started driving school yesterday. My first driving lesson will be on Thursday. It will be the first time for me to actually drive something (excluding a lawn mower) so I am a bit nervous.
Oh yeah I exclusively bet on football (as I don't know enough about any other sports). But sometimes I do bet on other weird sports, I see some obscure little sport and I just bet 1 euro on that game, just for the fun of it.
Edit:
I fucking love betting... Just started a new account on a site, got 120% bonus cash. I transferred 50€ to the account, thus I got 60€ extra! so now I got 110€ to use for betting! = awesomeness
The amount of money I have won and lost on betting is amazing. I love betting too, I bet on everything, from like weird stuff, though mainly on football.
Anyway I got really drunk at a party last Friday and I was entertaining all my friends and lots of college kids by being a funny and cool drunk. Then I got home and threw up a couple times, and apparently when I was blacked out I sent some really hurtful text messages to my girlfriend, who absolutely hated my guts for a couple of days.
However, I essentially begged at her feet to forgive me and eventually she did! Hooray!
Saw the hottest girl in my life today, seriously, never even seen a model that hot. A big 11/10 and without photoshop! She was sitting in front of me in the tube.
Long leggs, small ass, flat belly, nice boobs, gorgeous face, 1m70 tall. Around 20 years old and naturally tanned skin (must have been a mix of several races) , nice feet and toes, nice arms and hands, nice British accent, did have a hight tone voice though.Small ass as in skinny ass. Woman got to pack some meat there, otherwise it would feel like screwing a thirteen yearold. Ahem .. carry on.
If you want to try and stalk her, she got up a northern line train going southbound and travelled between Brent cross and Euston
And how would you know how is......
Never mind...Its best not to know....
Why do you brits get the nice future-tubes? America needs these, too!
My friend emily is coming to stay this weekend and all she wants to do is watch movies and have sex.
Long leggs, small ass, flat belly, nice boobs, gorgeous face, 1m70 tall. Around 20 years old and naturally tanned skin (must have been a mix of several races) , nice feet and toes, nice arms and hands, nice British accent, did have a hight tone voice though.Small ass as in skinny ass. Woman got to pack some meat there, otherwise it would feel like screwing a thirteen yearold. Ahem .. carry on.
If you want to try and stalk her, she got up a northern line train going southbound and travelled between Brent cross and Euston
Well well, I don't know if its a happy or sad thing. But I turned 20 few minutes a go (local time).Congrats mate
Everything feels same as 19, is it normal?
Contemporary World History. Each section goes really fast and shallow, so nobody's learning anything. but I'm smert so yeah
No wonder you died, that sucks and sounds like the history I got at my old school. Time to buy moar books and teach yourself.
use your blinkers.
this school only has very, very basic history classes, even AP. We covered all the way from 400 years before the Roman Empire, and now we're already on the renaissance and it hasn't been half a semester.
[01:44] <+Flippy-Warbear> oh, yes. Nice. Lil drunken shopping does the trick. Bought myself a ppsh stick mag and thompson 30 round magCheck your body for scars, you might have sold a kidney.
[01:44] <+Flippy-Warbear> oh, yes. Nice. Lil drunken shopping does the trick. Bought myself a ppsh stick mag and thompson 30 round magCheck your body for scars, you might have sold a kidney.
New relationship is starting to get serious .. Thus my lack of time to play FH :Osmex her then leave, theres no escaping fh2 :v
New relationship is starting to get serious .. Thus my lack of time to play FH :Osmex her then leave, theres no escaping fh2 :v
Finished the PSAT today, then went to two chicks' parties. Had loads of fun.
New relationship is starting to get serious .. Thus my lack of time to play FH :Osmex her then leave, theres no escaping fh2 :v
Finished the PSAT today, then went to two chicks' parties. Had loads of fun.
Nowai :O Was doing that the past 5 month .. Now its time for something more serious again ..
Seriously havent been as excited of this game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4Y7ztznKc) for such a long time as I am right now. And I gotta go to work. Goddamnit. Im already late!Are you trolling?
I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?Nice going! Very nice of you to help a poor orphan you found on the roadside
I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?(http://www.gymidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/son-i-am-proud.jpg)
Yeah these poor little toddlers.. Moose definitely deserves a medal for helping this poor 3 year old.I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?Nice going! Very nice of you to help a poor orphan you found on the roadside
I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?Nice going! Very nice of you to help a poor orphan you found on the roadside
Seriously havent been as excited of this game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4Y7ztznKc) for such a long time as I am right now. And I gotta go to work. Goddamnit. Im already late!Are you trolling?
I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?Nice going! Very nice of you to help a poor orphan you found on the roadside
Bahaha, all this means Ted is that I know you read my facebook now, including my German haha :P. Or rather her german... since she is Deutsch.
I am only wondering how people can actually like games like World of Warcraft and even though it is one of the most played games, if not the most played game, I can only shake my head at their bad taste and feel sorry for the Chinese who died while playing it.Seriously havent been as excited of this game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4Y7ztznKc) for such a long time as I am right now. And I gotta go to work. Goddamnit. Im already late!Are you trolling?
Are you?
I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?Nice going! Very nice of you to help a poor orphan you found on the roadside
Bahaha, all this means Ted is that I know you read my facebook now, including my German haha :P. Or rather her german... since she is Deutsch.
indeed i did :P but it was the translation into english someone wrote that made it understandable
Damn the dutch are everywhere!
could have sworn it said dutch! :(I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?Nice going! Very nice of you to help a poor orphan you found on the roadside
Bahaha, all this means Ted is that I know you read my facebook now, including my German haha :P. Or rather her german... since she is Deutsch.
indeed i did :P but it was the translation into english someone wrote that made it understandable
Damn the dutch are everywhere!
Dutch? Deutsch... is german pal. Haha, from Flensburg
loose boysSo that's what you are into nowadays.
could have sworn it said dutch! :(I officially have a girlfriend tonight, and I also had sex with her for the first time, and took her virginity. Man medal of the year?Nice going! Very nice of you to help a poor orphan you found on the roadside
Bahaha, all this means Ted is that I know you read my facebook now, including my German haha :P. Or rather her german... since she is Deutsch.
indeed i did :P but it was the translation into english someone wrote that made it understandable
Damn the dutch are everywhere!
Dutch? Deutsch... is german pal. Haha, from Flensburg
You read my FB once in a while too you know, pretty sure i got a drunken comment on a status once.
Something happy... hmm...
An old flame of mine turned 18 today. Congratulated her and we got to talking a bit.
michael friend requested me months ago
actually I currently live in Columbus Ohio.
damn dirty Ohioans...Give us our Toledo back, you sons-a-bitches who can't read maps!
it's not bad that's for sure. Anyway Moose and ted i will friend y'all on Facebook.watcha waiting for?
Got my Soviet flag...It's perdy.YOU LUCKY BASTARD
Got my Soviet flag...It's perdy.YOU LUCKY BASTARD
so you just get a flag, a real symbol, without standing behind it?
Geez come one, don't just buy something like that "cause it's cool". I should have a meaning to you, especially a flag with so much political weight behind it.
I decided that today i will try to eat an awesome animal for a change. So i bought myself some swordfish :D Cant wait to taste it :)I was very hungry so I went to the store. They had some chicken nuggets for sale at -30% off, because they're expiring today. Bought some, put them in the oven and ate them. Now I'm still hungry, but it's not painful anymore.
It's chicken that was blasted of chicken bones with steam, then grinded to chickenpaste and because it was tasteless they added fake flavours to make it chicken again. Hurray!
You forgot the part where they bleached it with ammonia to make it look like chicken again.
I do not care if its Dog,Cat,mouse,horse or human as long as it tastes good and is deep fried ;D
I do not care if its Dog,Cat,mouse,horse or human as long as it tastes good and is deep fried ;D
Vegetarian. yay!
Hey I'm a vegetarian so stfu or I get you all banned :(How long have you been a vegitarian?
Hey I'm a vegetarian so stfu or I get you all banned :(How long have you been a vegitarian?
Today, I cooked some of the best tasting bacon in the history of man kind.My bacon sarnie was better.
i eat fish sometimes tho..Thats cheating and you know it ;)
i eat fish sometimes tho..Thats cheating and you know it ;)
EU, if you cooked it yourself, send me the recipe, would love to try it out :)Nothing more than smoked back bacon fried* until just before the fat starts to burn, between two buttered slices of white bread. Most people add brown/red sauce, but I go without.
Oh and it's okay to eat fish. It's been proven that they actually can not feel.
Oh and it's okay to eat fish. It's been proven that they actually can not feel.What? Because they can't feel it, it's okay? Well with that knowledge I will break down the nerve system of every animal so they wont feel it.
I see no logical sense in being a vegetarian, then I have to do without meat and have to watch my food again on every single ingredient. Done that enough with allergies.
Are these something happy that happened to you people?Can't you see the laughter in the post above yours for example ;)
Got laid??
I stumbled upon my Brothers ex-girlfriend, who moved from the other side of the country to pretty close where we live.. She invited me for dinner, So we got drunk and had an almost kiss moment, and then I realized that I really couldn't do that. cos well... my bro did here before me witch is not cool.. and second.. when she broke up with him, he got depressed for more then half a year...
Yeah the unwritten man rules once again saved my day, but didn't got me laid.
the one that you divorced? or is this another man?
Playing with Beaver on FH2 whilst on TS makes me happy
"GET FOCKED GET FOCKED GET FOCKED NOOB!"
Week ago, we went to a cafeI know how you feel, i really have to work hard not to beat the shit out of people who give me ginger jokes. My girlfriend makes them too but yeah know, lovingly.
Me and my mate went to take a piss, when we came out of the toilets, this..13 year old kid saw me and starting to shout=LIGHTHOUSE HAHAHA REDHEAD and all of those red haired jokes
I replied=How bout i beat your face up? then it is red to! Then we can be Brothers!
His dad laughed like hell, the mother was less pleased.
then you're a daywalker.Did siben ran away when he saw me in Oostende?
Between all us normals, you've got to admit that in some way gingers do creep you out.
Completed the coastal jaeger green beret march which entitles me to wear the green beret with golden eagle. The march was ~90km long, max allowed time 30h, full field gear, no sleep, little food and 11 check points with exhausting tasks like evacuating wounded, crossing rivers and carrying AT mines. Plus it rained like crazy.
But now it's over :D
I got married yesterday :DCongratulations!! :)
I got married yesterday :D
Congratulations!! :)My condolences :p
I got married yesterday :DCongrats!
Just came back from dublinthe hometown of CPS!
Wow you're from dublin? +100 rep!Just came back from dublinthe hometown of CPS!
Finished 6 hours behind the wheel for driver training. Tackling the DMV soon, otherwise I just got off of the freeway and have enough adrenaline that things go slowmo matrix style if I concentrate on things.I know that feeling, feels great first but I'm starting to dislike it.
Finished 6 hours behind the wheel for driver training. Tackling the DMV soon, otherwise I just got off of the freeway and have enough adrenaline that things go slowmo matrix style if I concentrate on things.
Just came back from dublinthe hometown of CPS!
Oh Irish people are not friendly, there are few good qualities.Just came back from dublinthe hometown of CPS!
I was not a fan really... too much hustle and bustle. Didn't feel Irish or that friendly. I did see like the entire half of city centre and surrounding areas that is south of Liffey
I puked all over my keyboard because I ate too little after not eating for a long time, but I managed to clean it all up and my keyboard still works!(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/Spicerack1/blank_facepalm_224.gif)
I puked all over my keyboard because I ate too little after not eating for a long time, but I managed to clean it all up and my keyboard still works!
Not to double post but...YOUSA birthday
Having a bday party with friends tommorow, but that aside.
Playing FH2 with Tolga tommorow as well.
;D
I was standing still at an intersection, and the truck came from a street on the right and turned left towards me and somehow managed to hit the side of my rear bumper scraping it off its paint.
I puked all over my keyboard because I ate too little after not eating for a long time, but I managed to clean it all up and my keyboard still works!Well, at least it works still. Doesn't it smell though?
Today i drove a car for the first time with nobody else in it. I feel so proud :pgrats
Today i drove a car for the first time with nobody else in it. I feel so proud :p
Today i drove a car for the first time with nobody else in it. I feel so proud :p
When did you get your licence again?
Today, I was starving, and had no money at all for lunch. I mean none. So I wondered if I had enough pts saved up on the dominos website to get something for free. Turned out, I could get some chicken and bread sticks, 15 bucks worth, for completely free. I was pretty stoked.
I take a stock of Stolich when I journey deep into the Off-topic subforum.
We just had that the other night here, high class in Glasgow
I PASSED MY CHEMISTERY EXAMS AT UNIVERSITY !!!!!!!
I'm one of 7 /25 people that passed it. and i got a C. IAM outstanding happy!!!!!!!!!1
FREE INTERNET COOKIES; BEER; WODKA FOR ALL OF YOU
What's happy about not remembering the fun you had? Never understood that
From tomorrow until Sunday I shall be on a skirmish to Dundee, hunting wild birds.Hey look its G.drew warming up!
There will be purple rain, everywhere...
Being drunk and singing "ooh mijnen blauwe geschelpte" is one of the best things ever
9 day break for Thanksgiving! ;D
Yeah warrior fuck off. Thanksgiving is for food and drink, not for pilgrims and indian.
I bought myself a joystick, finally...
Now install that IL-2 1946.
I did, and finally got mysound mods working properly. Flying a Brewster B-239 with correct FAF swastikas and shooting down those pesky I-16 "Ratas" is just epic.
I bought myself a joystick, finally...
Got yourself a "joystick" ey ^^
Have fun with it!
6 days no work
6 DAYS
Met the most wonderful girl. Gorgious, adorably insecure while being headstrong to conceal it, secretly freaky when she gets comfortable with you, smart, witty and just total fun to be around.I share your fate man! Exactly the same situation here, would just describe the girl differently.
After the worst year of my life, i might get a wonderful christmas yet (:D
6 days no work
6 DAYS
3 years without a goverment actually6 days no work
6 DAYS
How on earth will you survive those six days my dear "more-than-a-year-without-a-proper-government" Belgian friend?
Wow, three years already :o. What's up with with the Kabouter wesley book?Kabouter wesley is highly popular in Belgium and NL.
kudos to you, siben
I decided to block all applications i used to have. A lot cleaner site and no more "X has posted something to your wall" and go chek it out just to find "I need A to do B in Whateverville"
Met Ted's band from the sitcom Scrubs last night. Turns out that Ted goes to some of the same East-Coast restaurants as I do. I'm talking about these guys:Oldquote but SAY WHAAAA???
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/367406261_38d2d79412_o.jpg)
Went to the shooting range today and fired both the MP-5 and the MP-7. Lots of fun, especially with short bursts or double shots. Oh, and the 40 round mags for the MP-7 are just plain awesome!
Ive started to teach Albanians how to shoot.
Ive started to teach Albanians how to shoot.
not goood noot good not goood! :'(
It looks like someone found somewhere some small rests of ammo. ^^
Your ammo-drought has come to an end then? :D
Ive started to teach Albanians how to shoot.
I love shooting the mp5 as well :3Oh yeah, it´s a reallly cool gun. Especially the 3-burst-mode was nice.
The forums are backthat was sooo predictable! ;D
that made me happy
IM NOT ADDICTED!!! IM NOT I PASSED THESE 5 WEEKS OF NO FORUM WITH NO TROUBLEThe forums are backthat was sooo predictable! ;D
that made me happy
The forums are back
that made me happy
For my birthday on Friday I got a brand spankin new awesome computer!!!!!!!!!!!Bon anniversaire mon ami!
For my birthday on Friday I got a brand spankin new awesome computer!!!!!!!!!!!Happy birthday
Thank ye thank ye all. It was my golden birthday this year, 17 on the 17th.Congratulations!
Finally got a gift for my young cousin, and Forces of Corruption!BLOODY hell i have been searching for forces of corruption for ages!
Finally got a gift for my young cousin, and Forces of Corruption!BLOODY hell i have been searching for forces of corruption for ages!
Now I can get Pegasus chronicles when it's released.Finally got a gift for my young cousin, and Forces of Corruption!BLOODY hell i have been searching for forces of corruption for ages!
or republic at war(a MIGHTY awesome mod)Now I can get Pegasus chronicles when it's released.Finally got a gift for my young cousin, and Forces of Corruption!BLOODY hell i have been searching for forces of corruption for ages!
Tomorrow is my last day in the army and then I'm transferred to the reserve. Half the brigade is going to Helsinki to get wasted for days on end. Happy times!
Tomorrow is my last day in the army and then I'm transferred to the reserve. Half the brigade is going to Helsinki to get wasted for days on end. Happy times!
Tomorrow is my last day in the army and then I'm transferred to the reserve. Half the brigade is going to Helsinki to get wasted for days on end. Happy times!
Hey, I'm having my first day in army at monday ::). Wrong thread to tell that tough :-\
Maybe you'll enjoy it..... :-\Tomorrow is my last day in the army and then I'm transferred to the reserve. Half the brigade is going to Helsinki to get wasted for days on end. Happy times!
Hey, I'm having my first day in army at monday ::). Wrong thread to tell that tough :-\
Tomorrow is my last day in the army and then I'm transferred to the reserve. Half the brigade is going to Helsinki to get wasted for days on end. Happy times!
Hey, I'm having my first day in army at monday ::). Wrong thread to tell that tough :-\
Calculated that Owain Glyndwr is, in fact, my Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather.
Well, think about the positive things. You can eat what you want and you get to shoot a gun! Inbetween it you get physically tortured and humiliated but still..Tomorrow is my last day in the army and then I'm transferred to the reserve. Half the brigade is going to Helsinki to get wasted for days on end. Happy times!
Hey, I'm having my first day in army at monday ::). Wrong thread to tell that tough :-\
Well, think about the positive things. You can eat what you want (as long as you can eat it in under 5min) and you get to shoot a gun(as long as your squad has enough ammo, otherwise you just make strange pew pew sounds)! Inbetween it you get physically tortured and humiliated but still....some just love to be screamed at.
Also the last prince of walesCalculated that Owain Glyndwr is, in fact, my Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather.
Who?
That sort of was my point actually, seems the German military is a bit worse, eh? ;DWell, think about the positive things. You can eat what you want (as long as you can eat it in under 5min) and you get to shoot a gun(as long as your squad has enough ammo, otherwise you just make strange pew pew sounds)! Inbetween it you get physically tortured and humiliated but still....some just love to be screamed at.
I corrected that for you. ;D
Sucks to be you then Ajappat. ;)
Depends on your attitude and motivation towards the military.Indeed.
Just recieved the following text message on my mobile phone from siben=
Am now in polish night club, why arent the woman like this in Belgium?
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4113171/SON-I-AM-PROUD.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Crying-Glenn-beck
And happy!
I am drunk and going to watch zombieland soon and I am flirting with like 4 girls like the man whore that I am...I love flirting
He posts this so he can remember it tomorrow. In a couple of months Moose will be the proud father of four kids.I am drunk and going to watch zombieland soon and I am flirting with like 4 girls like the man whore that I am...I love flirting
Wrong tense m8. The thread says post something happy that HAS happened to you, not that IS GOING TO happen to you. ^^
Tell us when you wake up in the arms of said girls, but with no recollection of the prior evening. ^^
He posts this so he can remember it tomorrow. In a couple of months Moose will be the proud father of four kids.
actually if these bitches are only pregnant for a couple of months Moose will only be the proud father of four miscarriage'd kids.He posts this so he can remember it tomorrow. In a couple of months Moose will be the proud father of four kids.I am drunk and going to watch zombieland soon and I am flirting with like 4 girls like the man whore that I am...I love flirting
Wrong tense m8. The thread says post something happy that HAS happened to you, not that IS GOING TO happen to you. ^^
Tell us when you wake up in the arms of said girls, but with no recollection of the prior evening. ^^
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5062861/Miscarriage-TRAP-AVOIDED.jpg?)actually if these bitches are only pregnant for a couple of months Moose will only be the proud father of four miscarriage'd kids.He posts this so he can remember it tomorrow. In a couple of months Moose will be the proud father of four kids.I am drunk and going to watch zombieland soon and I am flirting with like 4 girls like the man whore that I am...I love flirting
Wrong tense m8. The thread says post something happy that HAS happened to you, not that IS GOING TO happen to you. ^^
Tell us when you wake up in the arms of said girls, but with no recollection of the prior evening. ^^
One of the girls is in bulgaria, so that one kind of fell through. If I have 4 children in 9 months, or a few as Fuch's (Dutch don't understand how babies work) I will make sure to give them to FH2 for researchWe do very well, babies don't work at all.
Oh..just so this is on topic. I watched the packers win today
Good luck with your special examination.Thank god for narcotics
aren't you supposed to follow a dress code at the meetings?When we play, we always wear belgian Camo, ABL. but sometimes a few people do something crazy during the breaks ;D
FIRST HOLIDAY WEEKEND FROM ARMY 8)COMPUTER?
Beer and computer ;D
Got FH2 up and running again!How long did you need? ;D
I got 4 first class eurostar/thalys tickets today. Witch city should i visit?Take me to london noob, lets go to bovington(ill pay my ticket:v)
till I got a new computer 8)Got FH2 up and running again!How long did you need? ;D
I got discharged from the hospital!Yay! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz4YXakjlas
IM back BABEH
Got an A in AP European History ;D We are now studying the age of ism's, basically pre WWIHere is my lesson about ISM's=
Got an A in AP European History ;D We are now studying the age of ism's, basically pre WWI
You'll get there faster than you think :) You guys are about where we are to be honest.Got an A in AP European History ;D We are now studying the age of ism's, basically pre WWI
Ah, bastard! We just got out of Napoleon and the french revolution. From the looks of it, we wont be on even ww1 for quite some time :-\
You'll get there faster than you think :) You guys are about where we are to be honest.Got an A in AP European History ;D We are now studying the age of ism's, basically pre WWI
Ah, bastard! We just got out of Napoleon and the french revolution. From the looks of it, we wont be on even ww1 for quite some time :-\
So what is Napoleon? A tiny man who only wanted to conquer other nations?Got an A in AP European History ;D We are now studying the age of ism's, basically pre WWI
Ah, bastard! We just got out of Napoleon and the french revolution. From the looks of it, we wont be on even ww1 for quite some time :-\
So what is Napoleon? A tiny man who only wanted to conquer other nations?
Aquired myself 2 Dutch Military field rations for only 4 euro!Lucky you! Well, therefore I still have quite some MRE and German EPA stuff at home, which is also still edible! :D
Everything is edible till 2012, exept one stupid item, wich decays in march 2011. But its still good for a while
I have 2 German EPA meals in a few weeks ;DAquired myself 2 Dutch Military field rations for only 4 euro!Lucky you! Well, therefore I still have quite some MRE and German EPA stuff at home, which is also still edible! :D
Everything is edible till 2012, exept one stupid item, wich decays in march 2011. But its still good for a while
OT: Another free day on Friday, yay!
Aquired myself 2 Dutch Military field rations for only 4 euro!Lucky you! Well, therefore I still have quite some MRE and German EPA stuff at home, which is also still edible! :D
Everything is edible till 2012, exept one stupid item, wich decays in march 2011. But its still good for a while
OT: Another free day on Friday, yay!
I have 2 German EPA meals in a few weeks ;DI acquired some EPAs from training or comrades who got them issued and already tried some MRE´s and RCIRs (French) and kinda liked most of what I ate. The Dutch rations consist mostly of freeze-dried food, right?
Compared to the EPA, MRE and French/belgian army ration, the dutch one is pretty sober.
What does your shit look like after a week of eating only field rations?Haven´t eaten a whole week of rations, yet, so I can´t answer your qestion. But I know what you´re aiming at. Everyone knows the "shit a brick"-symptone you get after eating mil rations, but I haven´t experienced that yet. ^^
When I get issued EPAs the Panzerplatten are the first thing I´m eating, because they´re both delicious and have lots of calories at the same time. And like Siben they don´t mess with my digestive system, too. Oh and the chocolate is really, really good, too! :DA buddy of mine has a box full of em. He sells them for 6 Euro a piece on the internets, but i got a little bargain ;)
Theta, from where did you get the Dutch rations, btw? 4 bucks is really cheap as dirt, especially for two 24-hour rations.
My first weekend off the army.My second. Where you serve?
My first weekend off the army.My second. Where you serve?
Edit: I'm in Parola, Panssari-ilmatorjunta Patteri.
Adding vonmudra to my steam was one of the best things i ever did on a PC
Dude you're the awesome
My lines where btw still holding :vAdding vonmudra to my steam was one of the best things i ever did on a PC
Dude you're the awesome
Heh, thanks :3 i do try to be good ^.=.^ <tailwag>
Today, I woke up to find the BF3 teaser has been released.Today I came home from school and found out "Several standout features that defined Battlefield 2 return to the fold, including 64-player multiplayer on PC, jets, and the ability to go prone."
Have fun Smiles. Holland is a great country. I advise you drink Hertog Jan beerHolland is not a country.
Honestly, that sounds genious.
My solution - hope it will work - is to have the same image stuck for a week or so but inverted. Blacks are white, whites are black. Let's see and pray :( :P
I managed to finish everything i had to do at my job in about 2 hours today, the other 6 hours i spend walking around and talking to my coworkers.you're a lucky bastard
I like my job, tomorrow should be the same as today.
So, I've kinda met a new girl...TELL ME MORE
I'm guessing it means Not Virgin Anymore, Theta wants virgins.
also met a girl a few weeks ago
in the end we did not matched up as she was a 100% N-VA person and her entire family aswel.....
siben knows what i am talking about
Northern Virgina?
North Vietnamese Army?
Not Virgin Anymore?
hahaha Fuchs did you really dump a girl cause of religion?
Had to go to the Doctor of the CM today. this guy pretty much decides if you get money when you're ill for a long time.Had a meeting with a group of people last year about the same thing (disability allowance). Of course the other peoplethat were there had brought in their costumes and props to try and sway the hearing into keeping their allowance.
I was nervous. These guys pretty much decide if you get payed and stuff, and if they say no..
in and out in 5 minutes :o :o
Getting money up to 3 march!
You disappoint Theta, how can you not like our frieten met stoofvlees.everyone likes that! how can you not like frieten with stoofvlees
Today at work someone popped out lots of beer and like 6 bottles of heavy liquor like vodka and wiskey, we had a nice double lunchbreak before going back to work. Like 4 out of the 19 people that are my coworkers where visibly drunk today.you told me you dint drink alcohol
Yes, i like my job.
I don't, i drank a coke and ate a waffle, but this simply happening completely made my day.Best not to drink at the job :v
I gave my oath of allegiance today, and with that received my first promotion in FDF. I'm no longer a recruit, I'm a jaeger (Jäger, private) now.Artilleryman is the only proper rank there is!
You're in the artillery?I gave my oath of allegiance today, and with that received my first promotion in FDF. I'm no longer a recruit, I'm a jaeger (Jäger, private) now.Artilleryman is the only proper rank there is!
You're in the artillery?Was, 12 months.
Pfft. I saw a platoon of artillery recruits at firing range. They came there by bus. We used skis to make the 5 kilometer journey.
That's because the artillery don't waste their time doing something a machine can do better ;D
Even less when you're part of the elite driver forces.
On the way to work...Dam and i thought our Belgian bus drivers where bad
http://www.rtvutrecht.nl/nieuws/326720 (http://www.rtvutrecht.nl/nieuws/326720)
Doesn't look that bad, but check the third pic, that's the newspaper one. I was two benches behind the driver, only six people in the bus + driver. One other bumped her head and the driver had some bruised knees and back-ache. Lucky. We got overtaken by a car with big headlights just before the crash, I don't think the driver saw the truck because of that. Lousy parking spot anyway.
Bam, glass falls. Drop paper, take bag. Happy to be alive. Door is open, people getting out. Get driver out, get out.
Have a smoke. Wtf.
On the way to work...Dam and i thought our Belgian bus drivers where bad
http://www.rtvutrecht.nl/nieuws/326720 (http://www.rtvutrecht.nl/nieuws/326720)
Doesn't look that bad, but check the third pic, that's the newspaper one. I was two benches behind the driver, only six people in the bus + driver. One other bumped her head and the driver had some bruised knees and back-ache. Lucky. We got overtaken by a car with big headlights just before the crash, I don't think the driver saw the truck because of that. Lousy parking spot anyway.
Bam, glass falls. Drop paper, take bag. Happy to be alive. Door is open, people getting out. Get driver out, get out.
Have a smoke. Wtf.
Good that you got out of it unharmed mate
Belgian busdrivers are awesome, we took over 3 cars at once last year while going way to fast on a straight piece.That is indeed awesome BUT
Critical Reading: 60 Mathematics: 46 Writing Skills: 54
Higher than 86% of Juniors Higher than 39% of Juniors Higher than 77% of Juniors
Selection Index: 160
Percentile: 71
Strange scores?
What system do they use with that? Isn't something out of 100 logical enough?
Why add the 500? :P
Belgian busdrivers are awesome, we took over 3 cars at once last year while going way to fast on a straight piece.That is indeed awesome BUT
Polish bus drivers ;D are even more awesome, nearly 40 year old bus full of people going well over 100km/ while overtaking a car. What a beautiful moment in history of buses
Got my PSAT scores back:hahaha I killed you!QuoteCritical Reading: 60 Mathematics: 46 Writing Skills: 54
Higher than 86% of Juniors Higher than 39% of Juniors Higher than 77% of Juniors
Selection Index: 160
Percentile: 71
Not so happy about the math score, but I'm not that good at it anyway.
Yeah, you're not the only one who murdered him :)Got my PSAT scores back:hahaha I killed you!QuoteCritical Reading: 60 Mathematics: 46 Writing Skills: 54
Higher than 86% of Juniors Higher than 39% of Juniors Higher than 77% of Juniors
Selection Index: 160
Percentile: 71
Not so happy about the math score, but I'm not that good at it anyway.
got higher than 99% of Juniors for critical reading, higher than 50% percent of Juniors for math, and higher than 98% of Juniors at writing! i suck at math but i love reading and writing.
yay school rivalry. now i just need to improve on math and I might actually get a scholarship somewhere.
Happy valentines day gringos. be with yo wimmenz stead of on da net on this frabjous day!
So.... all you guys fell for the Valentines Day Commerce trap? ;)
For the past 3 years, i always managed to be single before valentine's daySo.... all you guys fell for the Valentines Day Commerce trap? ;)
Nope, skipped all the BS, just like with all the other holidays.
For the past 3 years, iCorrected that for you ;)alwaysmanaged to be singlebefore valentine's day.
Expensive gifts avoided.
corrected that correction for you ;)For the past 3 years, iCorrected that for you ;)alwaysmanaged to be singlebefore valentine's day.
Expensive gifts avoided.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png)
I did some math and found out that I only have 101 days left untill I´m out of the Army and finished with my service.
http://tj.ryttyla.com/index.php?sera=II08&paika=362&hsl=I did some math and found out that I only have 101 days left untill I´m out of the Army and finished with my service.
You have to count it yourselves? Amateurs.
http://tj.ryttyla.com/
http://bloodpressure.fi/aamukasa/TJ362
;D
http://tj.ryttyla.com/index.php?sera=II08&paika=362&hsl=
Put that in your pipe and smoke it 8)
Hmm lemme see. Ive had the biggest hangover ive ever had in Poland.1. Also had that
I can ski.
I can snowboard.
Met polish drinking girls/guys who where more than happy to share their drinking habbits.
Indeed they drink lots.
Brought home Vodka and Beer.
Poles hate Germans.
Almost got beat up for the mix up german/dutch by some enormous drunk pole.
I didnt have to drive.
I didnt get cold, though i have the cold now.
Didnt puke.
Didnt loose my wallet/phone.
Grew a nice beard.
Experienced the bitchiness of a mob drivin bar.
Finally was able to smoke in a bar again.
Got hooked on Red Dwarf, already on series III
Got hooked on Red Dwarf, already on series IIIYou watch series VII, VIII and the Dave special at your own risk.
My NMR scan was alright. Nothing abnormal
sorry typo should be normalMy NMR scan was alright. Nothing abnormal
That NMR/MR/MRI/whatever else it is called is WRONG, those results are impossible :p
Dand Theta, I wish I was 65kg. I'm only 49.5, I need to gain some weight :X
Dand Theta, I wish I was 65kg. I'm only 49.5, I need to gain some weight :XI'm almost twice your weight!
You all are big compared to me :)
My problem butcher is because i lost weight because off the illness of Crohn. I went down from a healty normal 70KG to 58 kg to even 56 once.Dand Theta, I wish I was 65kg. I'm only 49.5, I need to gain some weight :X
i started training 2nd of january 2010 as a "new years intent". i used to be very skinny all the way through school weighting about 62 KG at 1,79metres. and now after more than a year of fitness-training and eating stuff like i never did in my whole live (good stuff, no fast food) im weighting 74 KG.
so sign up in a fitness studio - its definately worth it!
65 KG? and 49.5 KG. - how tall are you and how old? when you get older you will also become heavier.
and everybody has moments when they are not in their best physically condition, so dont break your mind to much about it.
Ok now I don't feel fat anymore, approx. 1.90m and same weight ;DYou all are big compared to me :)
I can imagine. :)
Although Scandinavia usually has girls suited more for my hight. (1.92m /6'3 and 95kg/209lb). ;D
Ok now I don't feel fat anymore, approx. 1.90m and same weight ;D
I saw pictures of you!Ok now I don't feel fat anymore, approx. 1.90m and same weight ;D
Wait who said I wasn't fat? ^^
Happy Birthday Mr. Eggman
Working out on young age makes you fat later on. This is a gentle warning, ill laugh at you in 20 years. Go with it like you re now, get a physical side job, like working in a warehouse. Grow some natural muscles wannabs :-*
17 and 5'9, damned if I know in metres :-\
I started working out towards the end of last summer from a break up and gradually continued. Checked my weight today, and I'm 52.6 Kg. 49.5 was a few weeks back
Best wishes tao!Thanks mate <3
"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"Especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children."
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special," he said. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
discussion about shovels. ...really? only in fh forum!What did you apply for?
made me happy:
casino of stockholm is looking for people, and I fit their requirements. sent an application. no expectations, but would be so awesome to work at a casino
Is that the same as Casino Cosmopol?
What did you apply for?Well, as a cashier... dealer would be awesome but havent got any real experience for that.
Dealer?
Guard?
Toilet cleaner?
I know a girl who works as a dealer there :)really? :) nice!
Wow you didn't know until now?Well sequals rarely give the same good feeling as the origenal ones
Kotor 2 is pretty good, FAR from as good as the first one, but still very worth playing.
Actually started playing it again last week
I got my driver's license years ago :| I've been terrorizing bicycle riders ever since :3
wut? How does that work? Im nearly there i just have to fill in some forms. O.. and ofcourse theory..
@Tedacious, did you say 'for the money'?might as well have said that :P said like "uuhmm.. yeah.. well... i kinda.. I have a good impression from casinos." (keep in mind, i had been awake 10 seconds).
Ah reminds me my story ofsexismhappy times...
My Girlfriend was checking out my new jeans ... So as i wore it and showed her how it looks on me i took it off,threw it at her face and said "Fold it as it was"
She did fold and said "Now you're talking!"
Maan i felt proud of that :D
Happiness struck me like a bolt of lightning when I saw a post where it said that Tolga actually is gonna play FH2 and not just talk about the Turkish military.
Stranger things have not happened.
I wonder is there actually someone out there who does not know what a Malakas is? (USA guys excluded too far away to care)
Won a grand soviet item on Ebay£18 eh?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200591189103&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT
That made me VERY VERY HAPPY so DONT remove this you!
Een slopel.The rust is acceptable ;D
Good luck ;)
And the view of the road below your seat is rather entertaining? :PEen slopel.The rust is acceptable ;D
Good luck ;)
Nah the car is very good. I had someone who works with opels daily check the car and he was amazed about the low amount of rust.And the view of the road below your seat is rather entertaining? :PEen slopel.The rust is acceptable ;D
Good luck ;)
Bastards creepin on my fbook ;)
She could be just bi, in that case it's a win for you :)Its double win actually ;)
Sorry for going OT, but WHAT?!
Germany is replacing there MG3
Slowly but surely yesSorry for going OT, but WHAT?!
Germany is replacing there MG3
what are you allowed to drive on your highways anyway? 130km/h max? ::)120 ;D
what are you allowed to drive on your highways anyway? 130km/h max? ::)120 ;D
Coming up=20 inch rimmes, 500 watt boxes and subwoofers, 2 cm of ground, One roof pintle mount and one Rear window tailgun (like in bombers).
what are you allowed to drive on your highways anyway? 130km/h max? ::)120 ;D
oh my god, speed bumps and cresting over steep hills would murder the bottom carAnd it's a Dutch car so he probably can't even leave his own neighbourhood without running into a speed bump.
YO POLICE WTF? SUDDENTLY LIKE SPEEDBUMPS EVERYWHERE?? ;Doh my god, speed bumps and cresting over steep hills would murder the bottom carAnd it's a Dutch car so he probably can't even leave his own neighbourhood without running into a speed bump.
Had the shortest week, ever. Ever.It's good. I spent my first week just chillin', drinking, and slept outside in the warm summer night under a tree in a hammock. Woken up by birds and a slight mist on my blanket, and had some gin tonic for breakfast.
Went back to the barracks on Tuesday evening, had to work on Wednesday and today, but due to the good performance during last weeks shooting I got special leave on Friday. Also now my 2 1/2 week holiday starts and afterwards I only have a dozen workdays untill I´m being discharged from the Army after nearly 2 years of military service. Can´t wait for the lazy civilian life to begin!
The cool thing is that after 2 years in a row it´s my first "free" summer where I´ll have 100% free time. College starts in Octobre so I have 4 months which I can spend however I want. No getting up early, no endless train rides (5 hours one way), no stupid orders that don´t make much sense and no bureaucratic Bundeswehr stuff that annoys me.
A 2 week camping trip to Scandinavia and a 10 days camping trip to Italy are already planned and there will be noone who´ll bother me with Army issues anymore.
When, where and how much?
Oh, and how big is the chance that I´ll have my kidneys removed? :D
When, where and how much?http://myinternetservices.com/tournaments/showthread.php?t=276885
Oh, and how big is the chance that I´ll have my kidneys removed? :D
SVT-40 arrived! ;DPICS!
SVT-40 arrived! ;DPICS!
SVT-40 arrived! ;DPICS!
My pants, where have they gone ;D
Add 900 and consider it done.
It is my 22nd, and my dad got me a box of various belgian, austrian and japanese beerWich belgian beers?
It is my 22nd, and my dad got me a box of various belgian, austrian and japanese beerWich belgian beers?
Very nice. you'll enjoy them
Did you get invited in for thank-you 'coffee'?Thats next week ;D with promised brunch! nom nom nom
Strange story.Ye she started to tilt her head a bit down and she looked at me. At first i was also=aaalllright.
I totally thought she had the look of I-will-kiss-you. Nice plot twist.
The managment has hired a new secretary, completely against odds she has some nice pair of eyes on her.You one of those? Looks above qualities? :-\
...Until they find your forum activities here... du dudu duuuuuuum
Time to discuss my pay tomorow!
The managment has hired a new secretary, completely against odds she has some nice pair of eyes on her.You one of those? Looks above qualities? :-\
Surely they dont need to see that!...Until they find your forum activities here... du dudu duuuuuuum
Time to discuss my pay tomorow!
The managment has hired a new secretary, completely against odds she has some nice pair of eyes on her.You one of those? Looks above qualities? :-\
Absolutely not! those people disgust me, id rather have porn with a skillfull granmammy than a full of error stunning looking blonde.
Surely they dont need to see that!/me prepares a little letter... hehehehe
I mean don't we all ?
What? You make porn? LOL!The managment has hired a new secretary, completely against odds she has some nice pair of eyes on her.You one of those? Looks above qualities? :-\
Absolutely not! those people disgust me, id rather have porn with a skillfull granmammy than a full of error stunning looking blonde.
*looks at siben
Let this be lesson for you when we go to holland
I call that=Challenge accepted*looks at siben
Let this be lesson for you when we go to holland
I have a friend who managed to throw up in the car of his sisters boyfriend despite having a bucket between his legs and having an open window.
I will break that record with the help of your car....
I just found out...Hell yes! Gotta celebrate that!
That tomorrow, it'sFRIDAY
I just found out...Hell yes! Gotta celebrate that!
That tomorrow, it'sFRIDAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c)
The sten story is true, when loaded with a magazine, and in safety position a sudden shock could make the bolt go back enough to get out of the safety cutaway and slam forward. The speed was enough to just skip the trigger and go into full auto mode, till it ran out of bullets or the trigger stopped the bolt. By sudden shock i mean drop it from 2 meter on the back or jump from a truck, anyway, Belgian army regulations made of forbidden to jump out of a truck with a loaded sten in safety. There must be a reason for why they made this rule.My grandfather was a weapon instructor after WW2. Lesson number 1 regarding the Sten gun=
I know mate....That damn kojima man...Were are you currently?I just got that little robot thingy on wheels. Mark 2? And now i am crawling my way towards the operatives who have the info about you know who
I know mate....That damn kojima man...Were are you currently?I just got that little robot thingy on wheels. Mark 2? And now i am crawling my way towards the operatives who have the info about you know who
Its amazing. The atmosphere. Its like i truly AM in a fucking warzone.
MW?MW2? Any other FPS?They cant even get 10% of the amount of awesomeness i say in one hour of MGS4
I won a free week at a brand new holiday resort at Levi, Lapland.Go test that baby out
Online or through another way flippy?
I won a free week at a brand new holiday resort at Levi, Lapland.That's going to be a fun week.
Just got home, it's almost 8 AM. Craziest fucking night of my life. So many shots, so much singing I can't even talk, so much Champagne on my jacket it sticks to itself, still have the smell of smoke grenades in my nose, fingers smell of pussy and cigarettes, ears ringing of music and honking cars, and the adrenaline is still on top as Finland continues to celebrate the victory. <3
Weee are the champions!
WOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!! IN YOUR FACE SWEDEN!
Had my last exam yesterday. Freedom for the next month, partial freedom from then till October!
Had my last exam yesterday. Freedom for the next month, partial freedom from then till October!
I just got home from my first day at work.
new job new changes
especialy after 5 months of sitting home
exhausted
and tommorow already beginning at 5.30 AM
Had my last day in the Army as an active soldier today. So now I have a 4 months waiting period before University life starts in Octobre where I´ll travel and just enjoy the summer. Also I got my final paycheck and wow, I´m really tempted to blow all the money out on all kinds of stuff! But I guess I´ll better keep all the money I´ve made for the coming years as an University student. Might no be as much fun as following Charlie Sheens lifestyle but I guess it´s better for my future. ^^Congrats!
I am now a licensed operator of automobiles!
I am now a licensed operator of automobiles!You where from Ohio right?
You're a driver?Yes
I am now a licensed operator of automobiles!
hahaha, i lol'dI am now a licensed operator of automobiles!
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/376070/0_61_060308_CarCyclists.jpg)
Ohio is always a no-go zone anyway.I am now a licensed operator of automobiles!You where from Ohio right?
That's a no-go zone now.
congratulations on your drivers license. i hope you also learned how to drive real cars and not just those boring automatics :-Xyeah, just boring automatics for now. But I am originally from Ireland, and I'm going back this summer for a couple of weeks so my dad promised to teach me manual, plus how to drive on the correct left side of the road!
Last night I went to see Hangover 2 with a lot of friends, but we drank a lot just before we went to the theater :P That was funny lol and a good movie :P
(http://miraclefrooties.com.au/images/High%20Five.jpg)You're a driver?Yes
I'm happy because today Barcelona will be put in their place.
I'm sad because on the way home from work, I saw a girl I was certain was a dear old friend (and actually my first true love) whom I haven't met in at least 4 years and I didn't say hello or anything. When I got closer and heard her speak I was certain that it wasn't her. Now I'm home and looking at her pictues on facebook i'm starting to doubt that it wasn't her. sent her a message and will have to meet up with her soon either way.
TJ vitusti liikaa ;D. 1/11 PsPr, HelItR, AUK (PsIt Ptri after few months). I still have possibility to become radar Pasi driver.You're a driver?Yes
II/08, KarPr, KarTR, 1KT, Huolto. 6 months C-driver, 6 months XA-202 driver. Good times.
TJ?
I bet all the gay guys fancy you Tao. You just got that certain... sparkle.Not for mudra though :(
Last week or so I went to France coming from Baden, Germany and on my way to Wissembourg I suddenly saw an M4A1, a couple of trenches and some bunkers. Must have been a memorial, but at first I was just like OMG a Sherman!! :DSouth of Wissembourg there´s actually a huge underground fortress, made by the French before the 2nd WW. It´s called "Fort Schoenenbourg" and was part of the Maginot Line. It´s open to visitors, I´ve been there last year. It´s really impressive and really, really interesting. They show you the living quarters, the gun cuppolas etc. and it´s definately worth a visit. I´ve made a ton of photos and if you´ll ever get there again, make sure to visit it.
BS, Mudra hits on anything that breaths.im not his type he says
just payed 1,38€ for 12 RedBull.LIKE A BOSS!
;D
just noticed i get 50% extra payed for the work i did in the easter holiday.
1000 Euro for 1 week and now i get 500 extra! :D
i love norwegian wages <3
just payed 1,38€ for 12 RedBull.I got an 8-pack of beer for the price of one once. One 0.5L of beer cost around 2€, and an 8-pack = 8*0,15 € on return = total cost for an 8-pack was 0,80 € ;D
;D
Saw something at an airshow. Jizzed in meh pants :)
http://oi52.tinypic.com/23kt5xg.jpg
Saw something at an airshow. Jizzed in meh pants :)
http://oi52.tinypic.com/23kt5xg.jpg
F-22. Nothing new here. Carry on.
Pedophilia and Salsa, sounds like the perfect night, Ted!
It's been 100F for the last week here in NC. Omg. 0_0
It's 95°F, and my house has no A/C because it's 125 years old. Luckily, I'm smart and leave the windows open AT NIGHT ONLY, and let all the cold night air in. A nice less-hot 75°F in this room.
It got to 103 today here in Minnesota...roads were buckling and a lot of them had to be shut down.
Did you think those Ruskies beat themselves?
But i find it strange though...A contradiction of nature:
When someone is tall he consumes much more energy in order to keep his homeostasis...So why are finns so tall ? Perhaps in order to gather more sun rays ?
Finns grow to extraordinary heights so that they can see further. This allows them to see all these nice warm countries further south to remind them that Finland sucks.32°C and the water is 22°C.
It got to 103 today here in Minnesota...roads were buckling and a lot of them had to be shut down.
Buckling roads by 103F? Wow that sucks. In Arabia we got summers in the 120F and no roads have to be shut down. What Tar does your city use?
i am still scared!!Did you think those Ruskies beat themselves?
But i find it strange though...A contradiction of nature:
When someone is tall he consumes much more energy in order to keep his homeostasis...So why are finns so tall ? Perhaps in order to gather more sun rays ?
Finns tall? I'm only ~1,55m!
I am now offcialy scared of finland
At work there is this finnish guy. He is 1.85meter. Not so tall actually, but he is wide and muscled like a tank. He has that Aryan face, skin and blond hair. He Spoke with such a low strong voice...It is like TF2 heavy has a 14 year old screaming girl voice compared to him
AND he told me that he was "The smallest in the family"
I am now scared of finland and its inhabitants. including Paavo, Thorondor and Flippy
Not sure about the woman, but i might prepare a bunker just incase i ever see Ciupita
Did I mention I'm topless while writing this?
Did I mention I'm topless while writing this?
So am I! Spent a couple of hours at the beach sharing a few beers with a girl friend of mine. About 26C here. Feeling the need to take a nap in the fridge.
an actual country to live in....
a LOT of swedes go to norway to work for a couple of months, earning a lot of money, then going to sweden to live in (relative) luxury.an actual country to live in....
come to Norway ;D we have oil and money ;)
but seriously. working in Norway must be king for foreigners. i make 14 euro an hour and im not even 18 yet. (we get paid more after 18 but must then tax)
a LOT of swedes go to norway to work for a couple of months, earning a lot of money, then going to sweden to live in (relative) luxury.an actual country to live in....
come to Norway ;D we have oil and money ;)
but seriously. working in Norway must be king for foreigners. i make 14 euro an hour and im not even 18 yet. (we get paid more after 18 but must then tax)
I plan on doing that this fall actually.
hahaha, glad you admitted it was a weak punch. That's what playing FH2 gets ya. You expect him to lose 25% health. No go.it wasn't that weak! just not very good form, cause you kinda imagine when you do it that it will be like this cool knock-out blow, but then when I actually did it it was pretty unplanned and kinda surprised me too. which led to not being as cool as i thought.
Violence is never the answer. I would opt for the subversive method next time. ^^haha
Go Rambo and capture his rear flag. ;)
a LOT of swedes go to norway to work for a couple of months, earning a lot of money, then going to sweden to live in (relative) luxury.an actual country to live in....
come to Norway ;D we have oil and money ;)
but seriously. working in Norway must be king for foreigners. i make 14 euro an hour and im not even 18 yet. (we get paid more after 18 but must then tax)
I plan on doing that this fall actually.
Funeral degree?
And warrior drew this awesomeness for me:
Why may I ask do you want to do that?
Congrats!And warrior drew this awesomeness for me:
Cat's outta the bag. 8)
Don't mind the suck-iness of the picture, I'm learning, eh?
Why is mudra some kind of gay fox smurf?Because furries fail biology forever.
Would have thought the wings would have given it away.Congrats!And warrior drew this awesomeness for me:
Cat's outta the bag. 8)
Don't mind the suck-iness of the picture, I'm learning, eh?
Why is mudra some kind of gay fox smurf?
Why is mudra some kind of gay fox smurf?Because furries fail biology forever.
Why is mudra some kind of gay fox smurf?
Never been this happy. Made me pretty happy.Son i am proud
Got the girl I will spend the rest of my life with...
..'till she dumps me.
Never been this happy. Made me pretty happy.
Got the girl I will spend the rest of my life with...
..'till she dumps me.
Sadly no. It's her only flaw.Never been this happy. Made me pretty happy.
Got the girl I will spend the rest of my life with...
..'till she dumps me.
Is her name Caroline?
Never been this happy. Made me pretty happy.so being "pretty happy" is the happiest you've ever been?
Got the girl I will spend the rest of my life with...
..'till she dumps me.
Met a girl I haven't seen in 16 years. I was in love with her in kindergarden. Turns out she's still hot ;DMake us proud son
Foud my Star Wars: Republic Commando disc. Installing now ;DTotally fucking seconded. Republic commando was awesome. Probaly the best starwars game ever
Emailing the game studio in small hope that they should make a second one.
Wake up.awesome exept the bottle. I think something diffrent happend here, and somebody layed the bottle to cover it up
See hot chick next to you.
Your pants are a total mess
Feel pain in ass.
Happy when i notice it was because i sleept on a bottle
Get up.
Notice 10 others sleeping in the room
Hangover kicks inn.
Cant remember how i got here.
Cant understand where i am.
Still a bit drunk.
Finding the empty 1l vodka bottle i drank yesterday.
Get some chips
Waiting out in nowhere for a ride home.
Feelsgoodman!
Im looking through the pictures from yesterday.. Total 'the hangover' moment 8)better check the photo's properly for a man who is glaring at you ;)
Wake up.awesome exept the bottle. I think something diffrent happend here, and somebody layed the bottle to cover it up
See hot chick next to you.
Your pants are a total mess
Feel pain in ass.
Happy when i notice it was because i sleept on a bottle
Get up.
Notice 10 others sleeping in the room
Hangover kicks inn.
Cant remember how i got here.
Cant understand where i am.
Still a bit drunk.
Finding the empty 1l vodka bottle i drank yesterday.
Get some chips
Waiting out in nowhere for a ride home.
Feelsgoodman!
I got stung by a MUTHA FUKEN BIG ASS HORNET.
Back in the 80s ;DIf that is the girl you banged
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/263950_10150229091833485_542538484_7364778_2672595_n.jpg)
Is that your clothing?yes out with the cloth...!
Son, I am disappoint.
Is that your clothing?
Son, I am disappoint.
its weird, but on those parties, like back to the 70's, or 90's... they are the parties you always get the most pissed drunk and where you get laid aswel..Is that your clothing?
Son, I am disappoint.
it was a back to the 80s party ;D
The girls arm looks like its longer than her body itsself, and the hand is bigger than her head. Strange photography.
I got stung by a MUTHA FUKEN BIG ASS HORNET.
DID YOU KILL IT?!?!
Midsummer day #3!i cant believe i had to fucking work this weekend.
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Drunk/drunk-sloot-chugging-booze.jpg)
I'm addicted to wow now and I love it.
I'm addicted to wow now and I love it.
;Dyou better had sex with a sexy cosplay ladie or i'll strangle you!
Went to Anime expo in L.A. and had a blast. Great fun, hoping to go again next year
Take it easy, he's only 12.;Dyou better had sex with a sexy cosplay ladie or i'll strangle you!
Went to Anime expo in L.A. and had a blast. Great fun, hoping to go again next year
Got into the university I wanted. :)
Finished my thesis yesterday o/
... I just complimented their cosplays cause they were good and then I had a number, no idea how that worked xD
I went to the beach yesterday with my brother on his R1 ;DToo bad he's gonna have to sell it to the Germans or French soon :P
I LOVE BIKES
Road to 2.4 in one hour !!!Haha, I love how you rank the important stuff first in your post.
And I've met the most wunderfull girl in the world :P
It's Alexander the Great's 2,367th birthday today!Really? Amazing.
It's Alexander the Great's 2,367th birthday today!
It's Alexander the Great's 2,367th birthday today!
Happy birthday to him. The Greatest Greek of all time.
some sort of Polish flag, Westphalia, and Slovakia?Le No.
The 2nd is BavariaYep
Y u no have Norway on that wall? >:(I'm not Norwegian. I'll probably get Norway after I get Belgium, Hungary, China, and South Africa.
Seriously, such a tragedy should not be celebrated but rather reflected upon in a sobre fashion.
It took a nutjob and several hundreds (if not thousands) of rounds of ammunition to bring your country together. What is wrong with that picture?
i am glad that the process of healing has begun but this atrocity will scar Norway for at least a generation (if not much longer).
Seriously, such a tragedy should not be celebrated but rather reflected upon in a sobre fashion.
It took a nutjob and several hundreds (if not thousands) of rounds of ammunition to bring your country together. What is wrong with that picture?
i am glad that the process of healing has begun but this atrocity will scar Norway for at least a generation (if not much longer).
does it look like we are celebrating it?!?!?!
Oh come on. You know what he means, and I agree with Zeno.Seriously, such a tragedy should not be celebrated but rather reflected upon in a sobre fashion.
It took a nutjob and several hundreds (if not thousands) of rounds of ammunition to bring your country together. What is wrong with that picture?
i am glad that the process of healing has begun but this atrocity will scar Norway for at least a generation (if not much longer).
does it look like we are celebrating it?!?!?!
Actually by posting in the "something happy" thread, I am lead to believe that this is the case for yourself at the very least.
Personally, I have never been to a funeral that left me feeling happy. The wake held afterwards is an entirely different story though.
Finally after months of haggling I can work from home two days a week. Before only people with kids were allowed to work from home which is imo a rather silly policy.
well, that sucks, man... what car do (did) you have?
EINEN FRANZOSEN?well, that sucks, man... what car do (did) you have?
oh well a crappy car, but it was so much fun to drive it and as a student i can be glad i had one :P. i had a `94 built renault clio. it looked exactly like this one:
(http://www.motoring.co.uk/car/images/renault-clio-1994-spid1-file-1481351_01-m2.jpg)
He's in the army now.OOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOH
LARPing on an island.
Where you serve then? My friend is on his second holiday already :PGuard Jäger Regiment. The 1st JK was stuck there for the first three weeks.
Santahamina happens to be an island you twit.LARPing on an island.
Dude, too early for Norway/ABB jokes...
At present it is a military base housing the Guard Jaeger Regiment, making access restricted. The Finnish National Defence University (NDU) is also located on the island.;D
are you gonna get laid?
I started FH2 again and today played with Fuchs and Mudra and Kurt Steiner and Norman Rockwell and all the old favourites. And fuzzybunny is back...good day in FH2 land.Now I need to fix my VOIP.. Your face broke it.
Aldi is high quality? I thought it was just a slightly more upmarket Lidl.Hmm, here I experience Lidl as the better Aldi.
Found a bunch of old books on the side of the road, all printed before 1930 including a bible dated 1862. Rather happy with this, was a large bunch, going trough them now. Anyone want a farming guide from 1920 by the Belgian ministry of farming??
I got 212 points on wolf today. 2-1-2. I pretty damn proud. Top of the server no doubt. Then Segur somehow got first with 70 points. Ruined my day. But still on the high from kicking so much ass.Aw dont be such a baby
I got 212 points on wolf today. 2-1-2. I pretty damn proud. Top of the server no doubt. Then Segur somehow got first with 70 points. Ruined my day. But still on the high from kicking so much ass.The server sometimes displays the wrong person in the list at the end of the round, but our awards give the gold medal ribbon to the right player. Likewise, if the server showed you got a gold medal at the end of the round while you did not deserve it, you will not get the award.
I said I'd post this, but i killed Hi three times in a row and he had no comeback :o
Unhappy::( Get well soon, my friend! I know the feeling, I usually get sick at Christmas but sickness always strikes at the least convenient times.
Got reall sick 3 days ago. Fever, 40.3 degrees. I don't have the energy to do anything but lie down (slept alot so can't sleep). Change between sweating like a pig and feeling like i'm on the north-pole.
Had to call in sick for work for two days (quite possibly more), and I were supposed to make a lot of money in august.
Obviously do not have the energy to see anyone either.
:( Get well soon, my friend! I know the feeling, I usually get sick at Christmas but sickness always strikes at the least convenient times.Thanks! Yeah that sucks, same for me. I only get sick on the worst of times (right now it's actually not THAT bad, it's raining and I hate my job so this is a real 'reason' not to work).
Got myself a new pair of eyes yesterday due to laser surgery. Im rather happy now.As my last congratulations were a bit hasty, let me just say it again : congrats! You are going to immensly enjoy the next 2 weeks, constantly discovering new details in your daily life. After that you sort of start getting used to having everything in HD. After 2,5 years, it's still pretty amazing though, if you take the time to think about it.
Must be like getting a new pair of glasses, everything looking good and being able to see what leaves and ants look like ;D
Suddently likeYou bought an Opel, now live with the consequences.
my exhaust fell under my car
Got myself a new pair of eyes yesterday due to laser surgery. Im rather happy now.Awesome. I want to do this in a few years too. Already got lenses for six years now. Started out with glasses but hated them and it was on school, you know what happens with kids and one gets a pair of glasses.. How expensive was it? I remember a few years ago it was 2,000 euros per eye.
;D ;DSuddently likeYou bought an Opel, now live with the consequences.
my exhaust fell under my car
you know what happens with kids and one gets a pair of glasses..
There was once a bully who was picking on me because of my hair
He broke my feelings
I broke his nose
Whoever read this... i pity you :(God...those....errors.
Poor flippy who will see my spelling errors tommorow.
I thought this was a thread about happy things.thank godQuotePoor flippy who will see my spelling errors tommorow.
Hey, I didnt even bother reading it so no worries! :)
Blah blah Lesbians blah blah
TheTA, were you drunk when you typed it? Or did I misunderstand that you actually try to get something with a lesbian gf? ???i was..yeah...
Tempting but not an option, if somehow they ever find out I will get a fine/punishment and will never be able to apply for a firearms license. If they only de-activate it I'm happy, waste of the rifle but rather that than destruction.
^thisTempting but not an option, if somehow they ever find out I will get a fine/punishment and will never be able to apply for a firearms license. If they only de-activate it I'm happy, waste of the rifle but rather that than destruction.
Give it to me, i will give you an already deactivated one in return.
Come and get it.Tempting but not an option, if somehow they ever find out I will get a fine/punishment and will never be able to apply for a firearms license. If they only de-activate it I'm happy, waste of the rifle but rather that than destruction.
Give it to me, i will give you an already deactivated one in return.
Cheese-its box and CRT monitor, sounds about righgt
Cheez-it box, looks about right.
Last night while being piss drunk I apparently started sleepwalking and at some moment I somehow realised that i need to take a piss. And while sleepwalking my pc looked like a real good place to take a piss on. So thats how I pissed on my pc and caused a power faillure in my house. Now i need a new pc :pWHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I made myself a gun rack for 21 rifles yesterday. When i was finished i realised it was full. Infact i seem to have 22 rifles. I think i have a problem.
Going to make myself a pistol/revolver rack next. And a Bayonet one aswell.
Any bolt action rifle designed before 1945 is free of license'sI made myself a gun rack for 21 rifles yesterday. When i was finished i realised it was full. Infact i seem to have 22 rifles. I think i have a problem.
Going to make myself a pistol/revolver rack next. And a Bayonet one aswell.
Are these de-activated or live firearms? I seem to have forgotten Belgian gun laws. Semi-autos are allowed aren't they?
Either way, sounds like a nice collection.
United we stand ;D
After le pissing incident of last weekend my pc is up and running again. Luckely the power supply was the only thing that got fried in the chaos. So now i can play games again. Well only problem is that my pc smells a bit like piss xdNext time you're drunk, I suggest to clean it with pressure washer.
So, I got a pre-agreement for renting an apartment (read: room) in Groningen while I'm interning here. Also the stuff I'm doing (even though Business Intelligence sounds boring) is a cool project where the final product will be fancy interactive pie- and bar charts to visualize data in an instant. There's just so much to learn.
Soon I have broken out of the vicious Dutch bureaucracy! (you need an apartment for a Resident number, you need a Resident number for a Bank Account, you need a Bank Account for an apartment, you need an apartment for a Resident number, you need a Resident number for a Bank Account, you need a Bank Account for an apartment, etc)
So, I got a pre-agreement for renting an apartment (read: room) in Groningen while I'm interning here. Also the stuff I'm doing (even though Business Intelligence sounds boring) is a cool project where the final product will be fancy interactive pie- and bar charts to visualize data in an instant. There's just so much to learn.
Soon I have broken out of the vicious Dutch bureaucracy! (you need an apartment for a Resident number, you need a Resident number for a Bank Account, you need a Bank Account for an apartment, you need an apartment for a Resident number, you need a Resident number for a Bank Account, you need a Bank Account for an apartment, etc)
Are you still in college Paasky? If you like living in the Netherlands I could easily get you to work for my company. We are looking for BI consultants.
Let me know ok.
Groningen?! I visit that townish-city quite often.
Are you still in college Paasky? If you like living in the Netherlands I could easily get you to work for my company. We are looking for BI consultants.This internship (ends 23.12) and then about a month of school bureaucracy and I should have the diploma in my hands. If the subject interests me I'll let you know for sure :)
Let me know ok.
Real-life use of having forum friends finally appear!You should know all the stuff I've done with "random" people from WaW ;) Parents were a bit shocked when I said I'd be going on a 3-week tour of Europe with a Swede and a Dutchman who's real life names I didn't know at that point :P
Care to explain?Groningen?! I visit that townish-city quite often.
So..typical.
Because of some exclusivity miff between Game and Relic (that I'm not even 100% about), UK folk don't get to preorder Space Marine on Steam or even have its store page available. However, you can still get the demo on Steam by copy/pasting steam://install/55410 into a web browser (that isn't Chrome).
Are you still in college Paasky? If you like living in the Netherlands I could easily get you to work for my company. We are looking for BI consultants.This internship (ends 23.12) and then about a month of school bureaucracy and I should have the diploma in my hands. If the subject interests me I'll let you know for sure :)
Let me know ok.
Helped her up, recieved a thank you and her phone numberWait what? And his boyfriend was like ok with this? :o
BEST MORNING EVAR!
She was good looking, not super hot, but still good lookingHelped her up, recieved a thank you and her phone numberWait what? And his boyfriend was like ok with this? :o
BEST MORNING EVAR!
Otherwise..is she hot? 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKHg5cIuBsSounds like finnish redneck music
;D
Gona-Töris kiittää ja kumartaa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKHg5cIuBsSounds like finnish redneck music
;D
Gona-Töris kiittää ja kumartaa.
Nicehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKHg5cIuBsSounds like finnish redneck music
;D
Gona-Töris kiittää ja kumartaa.
"Klamydia (Finnish language for Chlamydia) is a punk rock band from Vaasa, Finland. The band's name was chosen because it was the worst name that came to their minds."
The song is about having finished your military service and are going home. It's a classic for armyboys. But no-one should be going home this time of year. The closest is in 14 days when contingent I/11 270 go home.
I spent around 1000 Euros for a new desktop PC and a new PC screen and all the stuff arrived today and after around 3 hours of assembling the PC and installing all the software etc. I can enjoy my 23" screen and ultra-fast new gaming PC. Money doesn´t make one happy? Well, I´m happy now! :D"If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it"
My sister had a baby today, so i became an uncle for the first time :)Like this uncle?
I plan on becoming a weird cheap type of uncle.
Hahaha,Finally!
Oh my, my week is going well. I got my licence to kill today!
Hahaha,Kill what? Furry woodland creatures?
Oh my, my week is going well. I got my licence to kill today!
No, real people, in Belgium a licence to kill is a drivers licence.
Basicly, if you kill somebody with a car and say it was an incident you get like less then 1/4 of the punishment then when you use a knife or a gun and kill someone delibiratly. Rather massive loophole in the law :)
As example, a person killed a cyclist, while drunk (like over 3 times the limit) and as a result lost his licence for 15 days.
http://www.nieuwsblad.be/article/detail.aspx?articleid=673G7N02
As long as you don't flee the scene, you are in the clear.
Wear a condom. In fact, wear double condoms.never
I´m going to see Rammstein live in less than two weeks! :DI gathered it was something about rammstein tickets from FB :P
You don't got that in Belgium?
Currently have 3 starbucks. 2 in brussels, one in antwerp. From what it is confirmed in 2012-2013=One opens in leuven, one opens in Hasselt and one opens in GentYou don't got that in Belgium?
No, We have McDonald's, and that is about it. now i still need to go to Germany for a Dunkin donuts.
We have Starbucks since a year or so, they seem to be opening like every few weeks now.
@moose: Because it is shitty food we don't have :D
Finland does not have Burger King. First thing me & my brother do when in a foreign land = get Whoppers. Like I did at Schiphol last August. BK is the taste of freedom.
Related (and to anyone who's interested): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index
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We has cheapest and bestest hamburgaaaahzzz!
I want to Mcdonnalds once, burger king twice and same for KFC. I did have a quarter pounder with cheese, i was surprised they called it like that in Aalsmeer (where i ate it, very close to Amsterdam) In Belgium its a royale with cheese (well, more like royal cheese).
They asked me if i wanted fritsauce, not mayo, i was rather disappointed to be honest, pulp fiction lied to me.
I want to Mcdonnalds once, burger king twice and same for KFC. I did have a quarter pounder with cheese, i was surprised they called it like that in Aalsmeer (where i ate it, very close to Amsterdam) In Belgium its a royale with cheese (well, more like royal cheese).
They asked me if i wanted fritsauce, not mayo, i was rather disappointed to be honest, pulp fiction lied to me.
No no Pulp Fiction didn't lie, but you went to a BK and KFC, that's not Dutch. You will get mayo at a regular cafetaria/snackbar.
Good next time don't forget the frikandel with extra mayo and ketchup.
My roommate was from Gent
Got myself a new gal again :)congrats again :)
Got myself a new gal again :)
Got myself a new gal again :)
Something special happened today. For the first time in a few months I've enjoyed a public match in FH2. May I thank Pascucci, Paythos and Corny for the epic South Farm action on Eppeldorf.
Got myself a new gal again :)
Received paycheck - bought Skyrim. Couldn't resist after all the screenshots, stories and friends telling me to. Peer pressure :(aw Fuchs you quitter! I am still resisting the peer pressure! I refuse to drop another $60 on a video game when Christmas and my birthday are so near.
Smiles, what country are you from? What kind of school are you in?
Smiles, what country are you from? What kind of school are you in?
Netherlands, university of social studies.
year 1
If you'd want to, you could borrow the book, but how's your german thetai´ll answer this question for him. bad.
Harr today a teacher showed a picture of Hitler as a baby, than he showed him as we all know him"black hair, little stripe underneath his nose, bigass swastaka. A student seriously (seriously!!) didnt recognise him, and asked me WHO the FUCK that is, she said she had seen his picture once..
Totally out of the blue I received a Where's Wally advent calendar in the post. As yet I've no idea where it came from (though I have some suspicions).
Got my Christmas bonus, i am a happy boy, this money can buy me a very nice new rifle!THATS the spirit!
I had the pleasure last night of spending time with two individuals so honest, that respect is a word that can only partially describe the feelings I have for them. Both, like all of us, have made plenty of mistakes, and continue to make plenty of mistakes, but unlike some of us, both of them look at the world with realism, and stoic, calm resolve. To bring their spirits down would be a difficult task. So, despite my reservations, and my strict personal rules, I had no regrets with spending the night with one of them, and the subsequent morning, because she is truly a rare personality to come across. May I some day find the same personal strength she has.That' sounds amazing, I love those very very rare times when you meet people who are like that.
Is... is that Kekkonen?The one and only, our Lord and Savior.
What would one do when your classmate is very.. erm... inviting?
Bitches love lemons.Randomly met a girl I like a lot today while at work, I brought lemons.
Is... is that Kekkonen?The one and only, our Lord and Savior.
All this jesus crap is just so blasé.
Is... is that Kekkonen?The one and only, our Lord and Savior.
All this jesus crap is just so blasé.
Don't worry, Jesus will still love you and his father will forgive you for your sins. Can I get an Amen, brothers ;D
And I have massiv flashbacks to my youth atm
Was 3 hours late for work today due to a suicide on the train tracks, i am happy, 3 hours less work on a Friday and no loss of pay.
Was 3 hours late for work today due to a suicide on the train tracks, i am happy, 3 hours less work on a Friday and no loss of pay.
Jeez, someone killed him/herself there, show some respect...
Agreed. I never ever will support suicide, but if you are gonna do it...Do it in a way that somebody issent gonna clean up your mess. Hanging, Sleep pills...Was 3 hours late for work today due to a suicide on the train tracks, i am happy, 3 hours less work on a Friday and no loss of pay.
Jeez, someone killed him/herself there, show some respect...
I would, if they had not taken such a selfish way to die. Take some pills or hang yourself, no problem for me, jump in front of a train, cause many thousands of euro's in damage (witch your family has to pay) make thousands of people late to work and traumatize a train driver and you are just a big ashole, and get no respect from me.
Lol what, you are completelly misunderstanding the people who are commiting suicide. They are taking the biggest measurement wich is possible in life, wich is ending life. Disagreeing is one thing, disrespecting is plain ignorant.Read my post again, i am pointing out the way you carry it out. If wanna kill yourself, fine, but do it in a proper way where you dont hurt anyone
Lol what, you are completelly misunderstanding the people who are commiting suicide. They are taking the biggest measurement wich is possible in life, wich is ending life. Disagreeing is one thing, disrespecting is plain ignorant.Read my post again, i am pointing out the way you carry it out. If wanna kill yourself, fine, but do it in a proper way where you dont hurt anyone
What my uncle saw in the firedepartment.......trust me, it aint pretty.
At least do it in private if you want to do it. And how is jumping in front of a train the easiest option..
I aim to be on the utter right corner.x <-- Topic
Next work day is the 27th :)Schveinhund
Since this is also the place to share sad moments. I lost my most precious thing today, someone mistook a left turn lane for a straight through lane and hit me at full speed when I turned left. Fuchsy is ok, just some pain in the neck but the Audi. My god :( He killed it.
A March 1991 Audi 80 B3 Comfort Edition in titanmetallic. Just done the car check one month ago, just filled the gas tank, brand new winter tyres and it had only run 125,000 KM.You're Dutch, get a bike!
I will miss this precious car so much.
I will miss this precious car so much.Maybe you can get a better make of car now. Audis are driven by jerks who have enough money to upgrade from BMWs.
A March 1991 Audi 80 B3 Comfort Edition in titanmetallic. Just done the car check one month ago, just filled the gas tank, brand new winter tyres and it had only run 125,000 KM.You're Dutch, get a bike!
I will miss this precious car so much.
Not sure if trolling. I can't think of a 'better make' car for such a price, in the year I had it only one thing broke down and that was a small leak in the exhaust pipe. 20 years of age and nothing on it, nothing. Always started, brought me halfway across Germany and all the way into Belgium.I will miss this precious car so much.Maybe you can get a better make of car now. Audis are driven by jerks who have enough money to upgrade from BMWs.
Ah, the satisfaction when you managed to save cash by helping someone who sucks at using computers.
I got a haircut and went to pay the woman, when she mentioned her computer had a virus. Turns out it was the same retarded one I just had earlier and I told her I could fix it. I did, easily, so she gave me back my money. Hello $10! ;D
I am 22 1/2 and Graduated this morning from university after 4 1/2 years with a degree in Political Science and History.... next step is to attend a Masters Program in Europe. I'm sorry you thought I was 19 Bliviz.
Damn, Bouras, I thought you were some 30 year old guy ;D;D LOL
Happy birthday mate!
Damn, Bouras, I thought you were some 30 year old guy ;D;D LOL
Happy birthday mate!
Don't spend all your money on booze, you might go bankrupt :)
but on a more positive note: soon i will get around 1800 dollars from the insurance company for a "accident" earlier this year ;D
but on a more positive note: soon i will get around 1800 dollars from the insurance company for a "accident" earlier this year ;D
Oh yeah that abortion plan didnt go through with her?
;D
short story: festival, lost camera,iphone and berghans jacket (really expencive jackets) and blamed it on that i got "robbed", reality: i was drunk out of my mind and had a 4 hour blackout and when i woke up my hands were taped to my back and the tent had collapsed on me.Bwahahaha!
Keep in mind, i have been coming to London twice a year for 1 to 2 weeks a time. For the past 8 year....Oh, then I retract my suggestion, been in london only twice.
Seriously, i think i did it all.
No problem.
I am trying to do one of the things that are high on my to do list. Meet a stranger of craigslist. Wish me luck, if i don't log in for a day, contact police please.
Will do ;D
^ Oh you'll be back...Ssshhhhhh, don't put such ideas into his head ;)
(They always come back, plus there are no guns in Skyrim AFAIK ::))...Just wait for the next Fallout
Whats dirty about sex?
So, was chatting to an online friend and i was not paying to much attention to the conversation when all of the sudden, without me really realising it i apparently agreed with her to go see a movie next Saturday in the cinema, afterwitch we will go for a cocktail bar.
She has also started chatting with me every evening for the past 2 weeks, and the pics she sends can only confirm that she is a hot hot hot 19year old born in Accra,Ghana but currently living about 15km from me.
What do? Have a gf already, but that has not been going forward as much as i want it to.
So, was chatting to an online friend and i was not paying to much attention to the conversation when all of the sudden, without me really realising it i apparently agreed with her to go see a movie next Saturday in the cinema, afterwitch we will go for a cocktail bar.
She has also started chatting with me every evening for the past 2 weeks, and the pics she sends can only confirm that she is a hot hot hot 19year old born in Accra,Ghana but currently living about 15km from me.
What do? Have a gf already, but that has not been going forward as much as i want it to.
So, was chatting to an online friend and i was not paying to much attention to the conversation when all of the sudden, without me really realising it i apparently agreed with her to go see a movie next Saturday in the cinema, afterwitch we will go for a cocktail bar.
She has also started chatting with me every evening for the past 2 weeks, and the pics she sends can only confirm that she is a hot hot hot 19year old born in Accra,Ghana but currently living about 15km from me.
What do? Have a gf already, but that has not been going forward as much as i want it to.
Don't you live somewhere on the other side? Inside or near that rebel region of Belgium?Let's put it this way: I am a rebel within the rebellious establishment
strange temperatures for the 1st of january. was making sports and was on my way back home. the thermometer in the car i drove told me it was 14.5 °C (58.1 F) and that at 10pm. i was sweating so i pulled down the window and it felt like driving in a summer evening. that felt really great!
for central europe thats a temperature-record for this day. last year we were at -5 °C (23 F).
And it made you happy that a guy almost killed himself and possibly endangered the lives of you ,other 5 drivers and countless passengers? I strongly recommend reconsideration!Sounds hilarious.
And it made you happy that a guy almost killed himself and possibly endangered the lives of you ,other 5 drivers and countless passengers? I strongly recommend reconsideration!He got arrested for a reason. Sure i would have wanted to kick his ass but yeah seeing his BMW in ruins comforted everything
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(Bit late but just got home, even though we were set free friday 9:00 ;D)
Today, I leave home to begin my career in the U.S. Army. ;D
Pfft, I get one of those while peeling potatos all the time.
Today, I leave home to begin my career in the U.S. Army. ;D
Today, I leave home to begin my career in the U.S. Army. ;Da vacation in a foreign land
We asked nicely and the train driver agreed to stop and drop a few of us off in a station that he was not seposed to stop in.and then people complain about delays with the NMBS
We also picked some guys up that where walking next to the tracks to the nearest train station (half hour walk).
It is funny when a train plays taxi.
Ok I understand the cadbury... but why Dr. Pepper?Because it´s fuckin´ delicious and you can´t buy it in Germany.
a very few places in belgiumOk I understand the cadbury... but why Dr. Pepper?Because it´s fuckin´ delicious and you can´t buy it in Germany.
a very few places in belgiumI had Belgian Dr Pepper once, and it tasted completely different from what they sell in the UK. The British version was sweeter and IMHO the Belgium version was more bland.
its dam good!
We asked nicely and the train driver agreed to stop and drop a few of us off in a station that he was not seposed to stop in.and then people complain about delays with the NMBS
We also picked some guys up that where walking next to the tracks to the nearest train station (half hour walk).
It is funny when a train plays taxi.
But then again, nice train guy
well thenWe asked nicely and the train driver agreed to stop and drop a few of us off in a station that he was not seposed to stop in.and then people complain about delays with the NMBS
We also picked some guys up that where walking next to the tracks to the nearest train station (half hour walk).
It is funny when a train plays taxi.
But then again, nice train guy
That does not cause delays.
Strange things like a perfectly working train arrives to get cleaned, it stays there for 3 hours, it want to leave again and the locomotive is broken.
Cause of malfunction? You tell me, but it had a short circuit on the 3000 volts.
Speaking of things not available here and there, you have McRibs in Germany, don't you? The burger that the Simpsons based their Ribwich on. Has anyone tried it?
what did you buy?The rifle? Remington 700 SPS in .308. Also some Lapin Kulta.
what did you buy?The rifle? Remington 700 SPS in .308. Also some Lapin Kulta.
Alright, I decided to learn to play the Great Highland Bagpipes. I always wanted to be able to play that amazing instrument, but I decided to stop dreaming finally and will order a practice chanter tomorrow :D .
Just kicking back, relaxing and enjoying a glass of Ardbeg 10 yo with a few drops of water.
Aahh.
Just kicking back, relaxing and enjoying a glass of Ardbeg 10 yo with a few drops of water.
Aahh.
So you decide to ruin the king of whisky with water. Fucking tool.
I have an ambitious project: alcohol-free February!What a strange idea, I wonder if I should tr... *TSSHHT!*
(And no, it's not February because it's the shortest month)
I have an ambitious project: alcohol-free February!
(And no, it's not February because it's the shortest month)
You did not beat the system. In fact, you bent over and presented yourself to the system. I should know.
Who said addiction?
It is easy to stay away. I never will though, as long as I enjoy it.
Though I've decided (no new-years resolution or anything, i'm free to break it anytime) that I will do my utmost to stay away from liquor when drinking, stay to beer/wine/cider etc.
... Well, at least 4-8cl shots of vodka/tequila/jägermeister/fernet etc.
I usually get so hungover if i start shotting. Too often I just stay in bed and can't move a limb for 6+ hours the next day.
I have an ambitious project: alcohol-free February!
(And no, it's not February because it's the shortest month)
I had the same idea, about 4 years ago this month, still sober.
It is simple to stay away from alcohol, only weak people get addicted to that stuff.
Though I've decided (no new-years resolution or anything, i'm free to break it anytime) that I will do my utmost to stay away from liquor when drinking, stay to beer/wine/cider etc.
... Well, at least 4-8cl shots of vodka/tequila/jägermeister/fernet etc.
I usually get so hungover if i start shotting. Too often I just stay in bed and can't move a limb for 6+ hours the next day.
Airsoft? you mean those small plastic balls that gors out of the pipe 2 meters/second and can reach only 5 meters before they curve hugely? that you used to play with at age 10-11?the one's we use fire 0.20 gram custom tooled BB's at 130 Meter per second and can hit stuff even beyond 100 meter.
Lame
Airsoft? you mean those small plastic balls that gors out of the pipe 2 meters/second and can reach only 5 meters before they curve hugely? that you used to play with at age 10-11?They tried real guns but for some reason the turn up to trainings went down every week. There was always enough meat to BBQ though.
Lame
Fuchs you are from the NL right? why dont you come over to Belgium and have some games hereAirsoft? you mean those small plastic balls that gors out of the pipe 2 meters/second and can reach only 5 meters before they curve hugely? that you used to play with at age 10-11?They tried real guns but for some reason the turn up to trainings went down every week. There was always enough meat to BBQ though.
Lame
But seriously, just sneaking around a forest and then throwing stuff at people is enough a reason for me to want to do that.
And Teddybear, my dear friend, you might find others who think drinking booze and going to clubs is lame, it's a matter of taste.
And Teddybear, my dear friend, you might find others who think drinking booze and going to clubs is lame, it's a matter of taste.
Going out=Risk of getting drunk and wallet stolen, stabbed, rejected and humiliated by girls, going deaf(to loud music) meeting good people, meeting alot of Bad peopleQuoteAnd Teddybear, my dear friend, you might find others who think drinking booze and going to clubs is lame, it's a matter of taste.
Sorry Fuchs but that comparison is lame. Lemme see:
Drinking booze, having a laugh, hitting on chicks, going nuts, meeting people, act retarded... having food, hangover.
Airsoft: Playing soldier in the woods, running around with friends, getting looked down upon.
They tried real guns but for some reason the turn up to trainings went down every week. There was always enough meat to BBQ though.Ah, but I did not say that you HAVE to go and get drunk instead did I? Maybe your arisoft are different than swedish, but firing those yellow tiny balls really is... Lame. and if you do 'play' with those at 16+ of age, then yes, that is lame.
But seriously, just sneaking around a forest and then throwing stuff at people is enough a reason for me to want to do that.
And Teddybear, my dear friend, you might find others who think drinking booze and going to clubs is lame, it's a matter of taste.
Sorry Fuchs but that comparison is lame. Lemme see::)
Drinking booze, having a laugh, hitting on chicks, going nuts, meeting people, act retarded... having food, hangover.
Airsoft: Playing soldier in the woods, running around with friends, getting looked down upon.
So your airsoft hate is based on some fallacy about them using nerfgunsThey tried real guns but for some reason the turn up to trainings went down every week. There was always enough meat to BBQ though.I've played paintball a couple of times, it's great fun. The balls don't curve after 5 meters, and you actually feel the impact.
But seriously, just sneaking around a forest and then throwing stuff at people is enough a reason for me to want to do that.
And Teddybear, my dear friend, you might find others who think drinking booze and going to clubs is lame, it's a matter of taste.
Fuchs you are from the NL right? why dont you come over to Belgium and have some games hereI am indeed. However the Dutch-Belgian border is a 3-hour drive for me. I would do it but then for a whole weekend or something, I yet have to find a friend who will join me. So he can pay for the gas..
There is one event very close to the Dutch/belgian border where i often go to
No. Everyone who think differently than me are lame and stupid.Fuchs you are from the NL right? why dont you come over to Belgium and have some games hereAnd seriously, Ted, as I said before. Matter - of - taste. Hard to understand? There's people who like to get fucked in their asses during the weekend, great fun for them but I pass on that. But I wont judge them on it, whatever floats your boat.
There is one event very close to the Dutch/belgian border where i often go to
So I got Skyrim yesterday and it´s awesome. Just used the "FUS" spell and had the volume on. My dog lay in the corner of the same room and then -after he heard the "FUS"- came running next to my left leg and sat down. The german word "Fuß" which sounds similar to the "FUS" is a command we taught our dog which translates to "On foot". Needles to say he got a biscuit as reward :D.That is so awesome. Keep us updated what he'll do on RO-DAH
If that is so then I have to put forward a motion to strip you off your air marshall and admiral of the navy ranks.no! he is our sworn brother, even if you disagree on the lameness of respective past times!
The Cactus Friend Division begs to differ, colonel!If that is so then I have to put forward a motion to strip you off your air marshall and admiral of the navy ranks.no! he is our sworn brother, even if you disagree on the lameness of respective past times!
Had my last exam of the semester today.May the dice roll only 6s.
No more learning, no more getting to university, no more stress because of upcoming exams!
7 weeks of freedom are now ahead where I can do what I want and I´ll begin this great phase with a WH Fantasy game in my FLGS, tonight. ^^
May the dice roll only 6s.But not when doing morale tests. :D
New Far Cry 3 trailer:Even though that looks good, I wouldn't wait this. Far Cry 2 was really horrible and dupstep at end of trailer shows particularly bad taste from developers anyway. ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6gnOVJsCsM
Not in-game footage, it's more of a storyline trailer.
Even though that looks good, I wouldn't wait this. Far Cry 2 was really horrible and dupstep at end of trailer shows particularly bad taste from developers anyway. ::)Really? other than the hella annoying fact that you couldn't travel 20 meters without being attacked, and the camps-soldiers respawned in 5 minutes if you left the camp, I really really enjoyed the game.
7 days of work are now over and I'm free today and tomorrow!
2 days of FORGOTTEN HOPE, coming up.
Breaking a 3-digit lock in my 600-ish attempt.Once in school we were looking movie and TV was locked to table with 3 digit lock. I opened it with my second attempt ;D.
Oh the joy when the lock is broken...
Let me guess, code was 111Breaking a 3-digit lock in my 600-ish attempt.Once in school we were looking movie and TV was locked to table with 3 digit lock. I opened it with my second attempt ;D.
Oh the joy when the lock is broken...
Breaking a 3-digit lock in my 600-ish attempt.Once in school we were looking movie and TV was locked to table with 3 digit lock. I opened it with my second attempt ;D.
Oh the joy when the lock is broken...
Well atleast with console he doesn't have to install bloody Origin.That's why you buy the game and then download the pirated version without any need for Origin :P
If I pirated it, I would simply forget about the "buy" thing, what ever that means ;DThis.
Patient's spelling and typing capabilities DECREASE
Watch again carefully, compare it to previous samples.Patient's spelling and typing capabilities DECREASE
I see no difference whatsoever.
I think its better actually ;DIt was better after the first shot, but after that...
Got a 22-page essay to write on Entrepreneurship, Management and Organisation, deadline tomorrow at 10 AM, it's now 1 AM. I'm just starting.
Problem?
I wrote a 90% 20 page paper in 4 days.I once had to hold a 10 minute speech in swedish-class. I was supposed to tell the teacher the subject I would be talking about 2 weeks before the speech. I decided a subject at 9:15 PM the night before. Wrote the speech from 9:30 - 10:00 PM. Didn't rehearse. got an A+ and was probably the best oral/written presentation i've ever done.
I wrote a 90% 20 page paper in 4 days.I once had to hold a 10 minute speech in swedish-class. I was supposed to tell the teacher the subject I would be talking about 2 weeks before the speech. I decided a subject at 9:15 PM the night before. Wrote the speech from 9:30 - 10:00 PM. Didn't rehearse. got an A+ and was probably the best oral/written presentation i've ever done.
Haha :) I didn't think I needed but "Disclaimer: I do not live in Malmö", in Stockholm we speak rikssvenska, so A+ means something.I wrote a 90% 20 page paper in 4 days.I once had to hold a 10 minute speech in swedish-class. I was supposed to tell the teacher the subject I would be talking about 2 weeks before the speech. I decided a subject at 9:15 PM the night before. Wrote the speech from 9:30 - 10:00 PM. Didn't rehearse. got an A+ and was probably the best oral/written presentation i've ever done.
If you go to school in Malmö they were probably just so impressed that you could speak Swedish that they gave you an A+ before you were even finished. :)
yeah he's (like me) against the whole grade system anyway. So he just cares if I pass and feel that I've learnt something. Here's to me passing!
Some of the classmates are douchebags (or at least just idiots), but seem to be some nice people too. I'll give them a shot and hope they'll be up for a drinking binge after dark, I really wanna get wasted now.
Here here! What are you studying anyway?
Yeah, as usual. And I know what you mean about the drinking. I've been taking it easy now for a month just waiting for next week...
Tuesday - Caps ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caps_(drinking_game) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caps_(drinking_game)) ) and then the pub
Wednesday - Centurion/100-club ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_(game) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_(game)) ) and then a nightclub
Thursday - Long-table student dinner with drinking and singing and then the pub
Friday - Student gathering with an olympiade, music and drinking at the market square and then a nightclub with a couple of artists
Saturday - Long-table student brunch with drinking, singing and a live band and then the pub
Glad to know she is still well at least, that's always a positive.Well less positive news came up today, she has several fractures on the fourth thing on the human spine. And above her shoulders she cant feel any pain and only very fainly feel pressure or touch
Shouting out to the Forgotten Hope community from inside my hotel room here in Columbus, just outside of Ft. Benning. Just graduated the basic training portion of my U.S. Army OSUT and am on Family Day. Can't wait to get to my duty station and get back with the tournament and the community and play some more Forgotten Hope and other games.
Time to go find more junk food for Senior Drill Sergeant to smoke out of me on Monday.
1) New flat!To quote DLFReporter from the very first page of this thread:
2) It has Internet!
3) New Girl!
4) New position at work!
Now that makes me happy. Life in an up beat! ^^
Wait what? what happend to the previous one? :(
3) New Girl!
Is Steam really slow at the moment or is it just me?Yes I'm having huge problems with it. Losing connection to friends all the time.
If you want awesome, good quality and super cool products you need to buy them from Europe, it's essential. Europe has everything you need.
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I made a deal with a girl that I will undress her in the future. Damn good deal. I always keep my promises!prostitution?
I'm suspecting that we are working for the same company. They have about the same figure.
Well, that's far more different, because you mentioned "accounting, calculations, rapports, and consultations." And I've mistaken your figure 18,000 to 180,000 my bad ;D
But Finnish manufacturer of ship engines and power plants, what else? AFAIK, they also make Main Battle Tank engines
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMX-56_Leclerc
Speaking of bands, a friend of mine and his band really want me to be their singer, not really too sure about it but it was a nice complement nontheless
Go for it Hi, sounds like so much fun! As the singer you'll get all the girls too
1) It's my birthday today, turning 25.It's my birthday today as well :D
What happened to the Opel?To much to sum up :P
A lot better than the thing you had before this, Theta. Bit of a woman's car but at least it's a Ford!Gonna get a set of rims to pimp it a bit up, but thats it ;D
Don't put 'super-cool' rims on it, that wil make it worse :PA lot better than the thing you had before this, Theta. Bit of a woman's car but at least it's a Ford!Gonna get a set of rims to pimp it a bit up, but thats it ;D
For me it is a good car.
On the plus side, I knew everyone at the party and my boss' daughter was really flirty
no just plain ford rims, 15 inches, nothing specialDon't put 'super-cool' rims on it, that wil make it worse :PA lot better than the thing you had before this, Theta. Bit of a woman's car but at least it's a Ford!Gonna get a set of rims to pimp it a bit up, but thats it ;D
For me it is a good car.
Happy Walpurgi's Night everyone!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldmU2HopAa8
I went to the hospital today for my infusion of medicene. There was a woman who couldnt speak dutch and only english, so i helped the nurses out with my geniues English! IS MIRACLE!
We started to talk. Her name is beth, shes origenally from idaho. mother of 2 children. Her husband works in belgium for US army, as a computer expert.
We talked for 4 hours straight, exhaching culture. She loved belgium, especialy the food and beer. She hated america for all the high processed foods on that level. She was christian, but with a common sense. If your gay, your gay=Go ahead and marry. She was also normal regarding abortion and such. She neither supported left, nor right. Neither liberals, democrats nor republicains. Aka a normal person with a brain.
I had a fantastic conversation with her, and if more of us Euros would talk with people like her, We can quickly forget the american stereotype.
Faith in humanity=risen!
Today is May day, and I'm working. Because it is not a holiday in Indonesia.
I feel happy because I can say this: "In your face capitalist America!" I feel bad ass because we're working in May day.
Today is May day, and I'm working. Because it is not a holiday in Indonesia.150% payed today!
I feel happy because I can say this: "In your face capitalist America!" I feel bad ass because we're working in May day.
I went to Amsterdam together with my Girlfriend and a guy we know that has been a British paratrooper for over 10 years. You would think the Dutch would work on a Monday. It was like this all over town.
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In the far more glorious and fair state of the Netherlands I only receive the standard rate, all workers are equal!
But more because I work at a restaurant. I don't get 200% on Sundays either :P
Yes, a big step above the minimum wage.
Too less? I work a few hours more as a friend of mine that works for PostNL and I get way more than him. And cooking in a professional kitchen is the most fun thing I can imagine as a side-job.Yes, a big step above the minimum wage.
Well... dunoo if thats sarcastic, i still think its to less, but beats other uneducated jobs ;D
Hope you got yourself a decent antivir now. ;)I already had McAfee, but it's apparently lazy, it needs another antivir actively looking for hidden threats to find the trojans
Hope you got yourself a decent antivir now. ;)I already had McAfee, but it's apparently lazy, it needs another antivir actively looking for hidden threats to find the trojans
Just got DotA 2, let's see if it's as good as its predecessor.
I suppose it´s tough as hell when you don´t speak any slawic language.Believe me, its absolutely fucked up. Its just over-complicated radio static (most of the time).
still sick as fuck
But look what i finnaly found in BELGIUM
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/6899/41420528164202298271838.jpg
Finally me mateys!
So gravity is a bitch.Translated into almost-English, You're welcome world.
Because of gravity, a steel plate fell from the rack and hit my foot, damaging my tendons.
I will be wearing a plaster for 2 fucking weeks.
WHAT the fuck god? You are seriously pissed at me for the past 2 months......
Could be worse.Exactly. You could be in Belgium.
depends on the regionCould be worse.Exactly. You could be in Belgium.
Ouch. Did it hit the top of your arch (center of the foot) or did it hit the top of your toes? Regardless ouch.The arch, a full 20 kg hitted it :p
Take it easy with the opiates, I got hooked on Co-codamol after injuring my back at work and it wasn't a pleasant experience weening myself off them :Pi have to take 3 every day for 5 days. I only have that amount so i should be fine
Try not to take them regularly for longer than a couple of weeks and you should be fine.
These next five day should yield some interesting conversations from theta methinks.agreed, and no it wasn't designed for such purposes, it was only designed for the benefit of the help it would give the moderators, the treatment isn't actually kicking in for now, but we still have hope of a total recovery, foreseeable in the next 5 years or so
Also, does FH2 Forum Rehab include opiate treatments?
you can do that with the mosin, still has the most aerodynamic capacities, keep the SMLE for headlong charges
but battleaxe, what use are my guns, without ammo?
Maybe i can attach the bayonet and trow them like an expensive spear
Reinstalling cnc generals +zero hour to play with a few mates tonight. So exicted!
Get shockwave mod, it is very awesomeReinstalling cnc generals +zero hour to play with a few mates tonight. So exicted!
It is pretty awesome. Wish they'd make a new one (without fucking it up!).
/Edit: Oh, wait, they are making a new one...
Silent Hunter 5 - Battle of the Unicorns(http://www.angelseven.de/Unicorns/Technik/Schiffe/U_763/U763_01.jpg)
some guy in the street had his porn stash found by his girlfriend, the current discussion and rage fight that is going on is hilarious to hear
the fight lasted for a full hour and i did that with the beer and chairsome guy in the street had his porn stash found by his girlfriend, the current discussion and rage fight that is going on is hilarious to hear
grab a beer and a garden chair
the picture in my head of the aforementioned actions is hilariousthe fight lasted for a full hour and i did that with the beer and chairsome guy in the street had his porn stash found by his girlfriend, the current discussion and rage fight that is going on is hilarious to hear
grab a beer and a garden chair
The girl issent so bright toughthe picture in my head of the aforementioned actions is hilariousthe fight lasted for a full hour and i did that with the beer and chairsome guy in the street had his porn stash found by his girlfriend, the current discussion and rage fight that is going on is hilarious to hear
grab a beer and a garden chair
Son, I am proud
The girl issent so bright toughthe picture in my head of the aforementioned actions is hilariousthe fight lasted for a full hour and i did that with the beer and chairsome guy in the street had his porn stash found by his girlfriend, the current discussion and rage fight that is going on is hilarious to hear
grab a beer and a garden chair
Son, I am proud
'I bet you slept with those girls from the porn movies!"
yeah totally he did that
She should've watched http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-tooThe girl issent so bright toughthe picture in my head of the aforementioned actions is hilariousthe fight lasted for a full hour and i did that with the beer and chairsome guy in the street had his porn stash found by his girlfriend, the current discussion and rage fight that is going on is hilarious to hear
grab a beer and a garden chair
Son, I am proud
'I bet you slept with those girls from the porn movies!"
yeah totally he did that
1) Riding the delightfully drunk high? Check (4th rum'n'coke)
2) Just watched some great TV? Check (Game of Thrones)
3) Listening to some awesome music slightly too loud? Check (Florence & The Machine)
4) Body feels slightly worn out? Check (~2h of sunbathing & working out on & off during the day)
Life looks good tonight. Even though it actually is quite shit :-/
Checklist for the next few months: Find a job & Find a girl. Neither of which will prob happen :(
Florence & Just Cause 2, make me feel better!
oooh god the tattoo girl is hilariousShe should've watched http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-tooThe girl issent so bright toughthe picture in my head of the aforementioned actions is hilariousthe fight lasted for a full hour and i did that with the beer and chairsome guy in the street had his porn stash found by his girlfriend, the current discussion and rage fight that is going on is hilarious to hear
grab a beer and a garden chair
Son, I am proud
'I bet you slept with those girls from the porn movies!"
yeah totally he did that
I bought MW3 ;D
I bought MW3 ;Dhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
my reason for being happy? In 12 hours this bloody PLASTER gets removed from my foot!
...Sounds awesome, hope you get the job! More FH people are needed in this great city.
Just found out that they are going to show Game of Thrones in India starting May 28.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTTW8M_etko&t=4m28s
mind me asking, what pubs did you go to? what mountain? Skinnaviksberget? Tantoberget? Many great memories from those mountains from my late teens with beer and matesA lot of places around Old town, but mostly the time was spent on Engelen. Skinnaviksberget it was! And that place was packed due to the weather but really nice still.
Returned from a vacation in Belgium (for mah fix of Mattentaarten). Took the kids to them parks, swimming, etc. Nice and relaxing. Yet little did I knew what the future would bestow upon me.
You might remember me bitching about Belgian highway, they are still terrible, but there now lurks an even greater danger.......... the Belgian driver! Get this. I was driving behind a red van, who was overtaking a car. This was on a two lane high way (A10 from Oostende to Brussel). When suddenly the red van swerves to the right.
I was like ok, nothing out of the ordinary for a typical Belgian motorist. When they are not tailgating they do all kinds of other crazy shit.
With the red van out of my way I see a car COMING STRAIGHT AT ME. I hit the brakes, jerk my car to the right and get behind the car I was overtaking. My heart pounding, I thought ... Only in Belgium, only in Belgium and thank God for ABS, EPS and traction Control.
tl;dr For thrill of your live, drive on Belgian highways.
We have Turkish immigrants, I know how they drive. Those I can handle, trust me Belgian drivers are wack. It's just the good beer, Mattetaarten and friendly people that keeps luring me back.
so a girl i always loved is back single again. Things went rough with her Boyfriend who was over into sex. She was rather casual in that. He watched tonnes of porn and did alot of Cam sex. She found out and broke up with him
Now we are chatting after a long time, and it goes very well!
her ex on the other hand said that he will kick anyones ass who gets near her. He is a kickboxer
hm
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DONE!so a girl i always loved is back single again. Things went rough with her Boyfriend who was over into sex. She was rather casual in that. He watched tonnes of porn and did alot of Cam sex. She found out and broke up with him
Now we are chatting after a long time, and it goes very well!
her ex on the other hand said that he will kick anyones ass who gets near her. He is a kickboxer
hm
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I'll handle him for €20 and a doner kebab.
Tolga is with his friend, the Turkish Batman.
(http://tarstarkas.net/pics/movies/t/turkishbatman19.jpg)
I think he will be safe.
Mountain Dew is absolutely disgusting, worst thing ever. 10/10PISS off you bloody mongro. I got hooked to the stuff in Poland for a reason. Maybe it is because you poles grind acid in it, waste chemicals of the soviet era ;D
Mountain Dew is absolutely disgusting, worst thing ever. 10/10I lolled.
even so, im so gettingcorrected it
-mountain dew + voltage + throwback
-A&W Root beer
-Sarsparilla
-Kool aid
-a hangover
a hangover?
off soda?
even so, im so getting
-mountain dew + voltage + throwback
-A&W Root beer
-Sarsparilla
-Kool aid
a hangover?
off soda?
AKA Sugar crash
a hangover?sorry, my mistake... ;D
off soda?
[5) Tonight, a sexy salmon dinner with my beautiful girlfriend. Yep, she's blonde. Yep, she's tall. Yep, great tits.
1) My vacation started yesterday after the longest working week I have ever endured
2) Back to Stockholm tomorrow once again for a second interview for my dream job
3) A new sport bag purchased! Finally, no more carrying three tons of junk in my jackets
4) New shoes bought just an hour ago, they look fucking awesome!
5) Tonight, a sexy salmon dinner with my beautiful girlfriend. Yep, she's blonde. Yep, she's tall. Yep, great tits.
Salmon is pretty sexy.
5) Tonight, a sexy salmon dinner with my beautiful girlfriend. Yep, she's blonde. Yep, she's tall. Yep, great tits.
Besides, great tits is a wonderful compliment, much better than "beautiful eyes", amirite?You have seen his babe thread posts.
maybe you are apprehensive because Turkish women would actually do such a thing. :D
Rawhide has nothing to worry about, if he is posting here then he sure isn't watching porno's or cheating on his girl.
What part of Turkey do you live in? Are the girls in you interact with at all religious and what's society's view on Turkish women these days?
i am one of those people that always come way to early just to see the crazy die hard fansin other words, you are a die-hard fan.
i am one of those people that always come way to early just to see the crazy die hard fansin other words, you are a die-hard fan.
i am one of those people that always come way to early just to see the crazy die hard fansin other words, you are a die-hard fan.
Nah, I am a Belgian, if the appointment is at 8 I will be there at 7:45.
[...]it was surprisingly decent.[...]
Meh, looks like a crap lineup to me.
I don't know ANY of those Natty ;D. Except Congo Natty, that's your band right?I wish!! Congo ´Natty is a sound system / label / DJ collective thát has been pushing Jungle/drum & bass music since -94 they are legends! But apparently their live shows arent that great nowadays, too much rum and ganja
Btw, Ajappat, your sig has a scrollbar, lol ;D
GNR was the headliner
Btw @ Theta,
LEMMY FOREVER, i have seen most of those bands you mention and apart from GNR they will never disappoint. p.s GNR is bullcrap, one man does not make the band. it just makes them out to be a deent cover/karaoke band.
Why are peoples sexual orientations so important to you? Why not just say "talked to 2 girls today". If you're trying to seem acceptive and non-homophobic, then I'd say grouping people like that is not the way to do it. Unless it's needed to comprehend the situation.
I've prolonged my natural life by 5-20 years in the past decade. Used to be a heavy drinker; AA meets, they really help. Got off H back in 09 (that was a real pain) and later got clean of other things like LSD. I'm incredibly happy, and I feel like I was born not long ago.
I've prolonged my natural life by 5-20 years in the past decade. Used to be a heavy drinker; AA meets, they really help. Got off H back in 09 (that was a real pain) and later got clean of other things like LSD. I'm incredibly happy, and I feel like I was born not long ago.Congratulations, good to hear!
Simple follow these four steps:;D Living on the 3rd floor with no elevator = truedat.
1. Get a couch
2. Find a long, steep staircase
3. ???
4. Profit!
Was browsing the interwebs and came by info (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wl5j5ZJ41qbl454o1_500.jpg) that is close to my heart...Fucking yes!
It made me so happy, in the pants. :)
Bought myself a new computerz... Asus G75 gaming laptop. Should arrive next week.
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
- Intel Core i7-3710QMBought myself a new computerz... Asus G75 gaming laptop. Should arrive next week.
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
gaming laptop
ಠ_ಠ
Well, at least its portable, hope it works out well for you Ciu :)
Double post in the sky!
Finished the first week of a six week program to do 100pushups.
On my initial test, I could do 58 pushups before burning out.
Now, at the end of the first week, I can do 59!
Five more weeks to go before I start to knock out 100! :)
There are three levels per week you can do, the easiest, middle, and hardest. Usually at where I tested for the initial week I'm supposed to start at week 3. However I decided to take things a little easy and start at week 1 :POh yeah I did that! It worked surprisingly well, absolute first test I managed 20, after 4 weeks I could do 65-70. As I lack discipline, I was happy with that so I stopped :) Should pick it up again, it actually makes a visible difference on your arms and upper body.
For anybody interested: http://hundredpushups.com/test.html
For redditors: /r/100pushups
Sunday, perhaps the one day of rest your allowed in the military. Nevertheless an inner urge forcibly installed in you forces you out of bed. You shower, shave, and dress quickly even without time limits. There I was, sitting in the sole chair in an empty barracks room. My shoes were my last article for the morning. One sat clearly on the floor in front of me, and was slapped on my foot in an instant. The second was hidden, but instinct told me it was under my chair. As with many things, the human mind over estimates its abilities, and thrusting my hand under the chair in determination not to stand i stretched to reach it. Twistting and turning my hand, finger tips brushing against the leather of the heel, success was the only option. The floor seemed closer than it was a second ago. I had fallen off the chair and landed on my side. I laughed hysterically at my own determined failure as i lay on the floor. I retrieved the shoe.Ah, to be an army noob. After 7 months I had learnt the most important thing the army had taught me: how to be as lazy as possible while looking like you're doing something important. As first an artillery food supplies truck driver, then as an APC driver for NCO trainees; I had practiced this skill to the max level 8) Especially after realizing I could sleep until 11am in the tent and no-one would care.
Paasky is the shining bright example why military service is good for the youth of the nation.I kinda know what you mean. I think it would be pretty fun but I don't actually want to join the military. Another problem is I would feel weird being in the American military, and I don't quite feel like moving back home and joining the British army right about now.
Oh and I do support mandatory military service. Why? Because I want to run around in mud and shoot things for 2 years and then just quit.. Ah well, probably Dutch National Reserve in a few years.
When I hear "butcher" I think of Diablo
Dude, I haven´t seen you playing FH2 2.45 yet. What the hell is going on?Played it since 2 days ago ;)
My new computer arrived!Now that I've seen what it can do... my decision is final. This will be my next PC.
I bought my own apartment, 58,5m² :). Also got bit faster internet than my old 2Mb/s, for 5€ more per month.
I bought my own apartment, 58,5m² :). Also got bit faster internet than my old 2Mb/s, for 5€ more per month.
Ooh nice, in Helsinki or the outer regions? My 54,5m² cost me almost 100k 3½ years ago, how's the market now?
Ah yes, that explains it, mine's in Vantaa so about ½ of the cost of Helsinki, but not as cheap as "The Countryside" though :PI bought my own apartment, 58,5m² :). Also got bit faster internet than my old 2Mb/s, for 5€ more per month.
Ooh nice, in Helsinki or the outer regions? My 54,5m² cost me almost 100k 3½ years ago, how's the market now?
Lahti and it did cost about 60k. I got this for quite cheap, this apartment was on sale only less than week before I bought it. There's 52m² (I think) apartment still for sale in same blockhouse for 75k ;D
For that kind of money in Vancouver, you cannot even afford a cardboard box.And what makes you think this is something better than cardboard box? ;D
For that kind of money in Vancouver, you cannot even afford a cardboard box.And what makes you think this is something better than cardboard box? ;D
@ Ted,You're right, could get a return-ticket with Ryan Air to Berlin for like 40€ depending on when I'm going. That's cheaper than taking the train to Gothenburg. But still, travelling to Berlin is more of a hassle. And being in love, i kinda want more than the odd booty call, though I won't say no to that of course.
"The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest". Besides, With cheap ass airfare in Europe, it wouldn't be hard to make the odd booty call in Berlin.
Anyway Ted, you got plenty Low Cost Airlines at yer disposal besides Ryanair don't you? There are Berlin Air, Germanwings, etc. It's a shy start, but I believe girls there are more open and non-assuming type like the ones I met in Australia. Those scandinavians don't see what you are, what your race is, or where are you from, as long as the talk goes, they'll go along. I'm pretty comfortable approaching girls like that.Well there are some (Norwegian as well). But the prices mostly depend on when I'm going, I've looked on going on the 10th of August over the weekend. Then it's hard to find anything below 120€ there and back. But I'm sure I can solve that somehow, buy last-minute tickets for example. Otherwise, I can afford those tickets.
You guys and your rain. Give us some, hasn't rained for 3 months here in the mojave, its been a constant 90-110 F :|*Looks out of window*
You guys and your rain. Give us some, hasn't rained for 3 months here in the mojave, its been a constant 90-110 F :|
After 2 years, I've finally landed a steady/serious girl from Europe again :| The local chicks just don't cut it :O
After 2 years, I've finally landed a steady/serious girl from Europe again :| The local chicks just don't cut it :O
OOO:
Laura Croft v2.0?
Did you break the news to Momo? Or do you plan on keeping it on the downlow for as long as possible? ;D
Yesterday I became a godfather ;D(http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/thegodfatherbrando.jpg)
Skyped for three hours with this girl I mentioned a few pages back. She's in Berlin now.Get ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
And now my tickets are booked, going to Berlin next wednesday, staying for 9 days with her. Happy days!
Also, turns out it takes longer going by train to Gothenburg than it takes to fly to Berlin (including airport-transfers). Hell, if I buy tickets in time it's much cheaper too.
Great news Ted!Yeah, skype for probably more than 3 hours per day.
been sleeping between the biggest valley of boobage ever tonight ;Dam i the only one who sometimes feel like shooting zeno because of his hot girlfriends...
Ted and I appear to be leading the same life, albeit backwards.Awesome, innit?
You are. You get what you deserve, and I'll be doing the same as Zeno soon.been sleeping between the biggest valley of boobage ever tonight ;Dam i the only one who sometimes feel like shooting zeno because of his hot girlfriends...
sucks being single atm. last GF was a veggie with a small D....
nice bitches ;D
sucks being single atm. last GF was a veggie with a small D....God i loved climbing those mountains..
She is having alot of backpain recently because of her breasts. I say it is because her back is lacking strength because of the abcense of protein rich food
ye but still, a warm bed when you come homenice bitches ;D
sucks being single atm. last GF was a veggie with a small D....God i loved climbing those mountains..
She is having alot of backpain recently because of her breasts. I say it is because her back is lacking strength because of the abcense of protein rich food
well, you are talking to a guy who havent been in a relationship since 7th grade... you should consider yourself lucky
ye but still, a warm bed when you come homenice bitches ;D
sucks being single atm. last GF was a veggie with a small D....God i loved climbing those mountains..
She is having alot of backpain recently because of her breasts. I say it is because her back is lacking strength because of the abcense of protein rich food
well, you are talking to a guy who havent been in a relationship since 7th grade... you should consider yourself lucky
the bitch saying you need to clean the dishes
take out the trash.......
...
Fuck that im staying single
Nice bitch.
She had a D?
Mate... that wasnt a she then. You got tricked.
Reason i stay single is that i always manage to screw up before i get close enough...
(last time i got close, she found out that i kissed her sister while she was studying at a school far away from here)
Happy thing:
Going tomorrow, and skyping with this girl, and SHE is the one who suddenly yells out "OH WE HAVE TO GO TO WAR-MUSEUMS!!"
She is the one.Damn fine job son! Do you notice any visible difference ('cause let's face it. We only workout to get visible muscles and feel good about ourselves)? You inspired me, I'll take it up again when I get home.
Just got onto week 4 of my pushups, did 122 today, good lord man
You talk from personal experience? :P
Protip: dont start by screaming "OHH THAT PzKpfw VI Ausf. E WAS WITTMANS SECOND THANKS AND HE GOT 26 CONFIRMED KILLS WITH ITS 8.8 CM KwK 36 L/56 CANNON AND IT HAS 120MM ARMOR AROUND THE MANTEL, BUT AT THE END OF THE WAR THE QUALITY OF THE STEEL WAS REDUCED BECAUSE OF THE ALLIED BOMBING OF GERMAN INDUSTRY" The second you enter the museum ;D
I went jet skiing at the lake today with my Swedish friend Jakob. He reminds me of a combination between you and Ted. He is from Stockholm like our friend Bjorn but like you he is kooky and overly obsessed with his too-old Audi.
Also, my 20 year old beast almost reached 200 km/h on the Autobahn. Almost. ALMOST!
Also, my 20 year old beast almost reached 200 km/h on the Autobahn. Almost. ALMOST!Soon, I'll be testing out my 20 year old Volvo, we'll see how it goes. :D
Also, my 20 year old beast almost reached 200 km/h on the Autobahn. Almost. ALMOST!Soon, I'll be testing out my 20 year old Volvo, we'll see how it goes. :D
Old Audis are awesome, 3rd place on my "cars i would buy" list,. I know a guy who has an Audi V8, absolute beast,.
Also, my 20 year old beast almost reached 200 km/h on the Autobahn. Almost. ALMOST!Soon, I'll be testing out my 20 year old Volvo, we'll see how it goes. :D
Old Audis are awesome, 3rd place on my "cars i would buy" list,. I know a guy who has an Audi V8, absolute beast,.
I'm selling this one. Maybe save up and buy a 5-cylinder later, good performance, very reliable and the most magnificent sound in the world.Hell yeah! Not many things can compare with the magnificent sound of a 5 cylinder engine. The 80/90/Coupe with 2.3 litre 5 cyl and Quattro is a very good option, not exactly S2, but still pretty fun, and quite cheap
Awesome! I wont ask how expensive ;D
Computer crashed 30 minutes ago. CPU overheat. For a moment I felt lost (two left hands, a-technical) but I found courage and opened it. I found out how to remove that CPU cooling thing and removed the dust and then magically put it back without breaking anything. Works like a charm again. Very dusty here now.
Passed my driving test, tomorrow I'll probably visit a friend, and eventually I will go by the local aircraft museum! :)
Speaking of museums, I'll upload all the photos from the warbird museum in palm springs that I took, on monday.
Got a ~2000 Euro repay from benefits and insurances last week. Plus with my monetary reserves and the money I´m currently earning I´m looking forward to a good upcoming semester. :D
Got a ~2000 Euro repay from benefits and insurances last week. Plus with my monetary reserves and the money I´m currently earning I´m looking forward to a good upcoming semester. :D
Speaking of shooting in basic training: It took me three turns to finish the basic rifle challenge. But atleast that meant that I was able to shoot much more than most of my buddies who finished the challenge with their first try.
I also got my gold "Schützenschnur" qualification badge earlier this year for the third time.
So did you fail on purpose so that you could shoot more? ;) ;DNah, that was just the result of someone handling a real firearm for the very first time in his life. Can´t expect someone to be a sniper by just training in a simulator and using blanks. :D
next week you'll go directly to jail. You won't pass start. You won't get your 1800€ wage... ;D
Computer crashed 30 minutes ago. CPU overheat. For a moment I felt lost (two left hands, a-technical) but I found courage and opened it. I found out how to remove that CPU cooling thing and removed the dust and then magically put it back without breaking anything. Works like a charm again. Very dusty here now.
Sad: Back home from Berlin, where I had a blast. I already long to get back.
As this is really feelings thread and not just happy:
Sad: Back home from Berlin, where I had a blast. I already long to get back.
And as if that wasn't enough, Liverpool is down 0-2 to West Brom.
Finally got promoted to OR-4!
You´re Corporal, right? I´m not an NCO myself. The German army has like 6 non-NCO enlisted ranks (Schütze to Oberstabsgefreiter) and because of that it´s kinda difficult comparing German enlisted ranks with other countrys ranks.
Welcome to the club ;)
You´re Corporal, right?
Welcome to the club ;)
I´m not an NCO myself. The German army has like 6 non-NCO enlisted ranks (Schütze to Oberstabsgefreiter) and because of that it´s kinda difficult comparing German enlisted ranks with other countrys ranks.
i wish i was a Scandinavian conscript...
Cheap booze trips to Finland sounds so wrong, but I guess you guys have even higher prices than us.That's exactly what I was thinking ::)
Cheap booze trips to Finland sounds so wrong, but I guess you guys have even higher prices than us.That's exactly what I was thinking ::)
Cheap booze trips to Finland sounds so wrong, but I guess you guys have even higher prices than us.That's exactly what I was thinking ::)
He is Norwegian, so yes, they have even more expensive stuff than ours.
Pint in a bar in Norway: 70 krJust thinking about that price made me sick.
On beta forum there was the best troll I've ever seen ;DThe next update will be so funny..!
On beta forum there was the best troll I've ever seen ;D
On beta forum there was the best troll I've ever seen ;D
Yeah was funny, laughed so hard about Ciu´s comments :)
;D.... god everyone is allowed to call themselves engineer nowadays ^^
;D.... god everyone is allowed to call themselves engineer nowadays ^^*Secret engineer handshake for real engineers*
Booked my trip to Montreal for a family reunion and anniversary party for my Grandparent's.Sounds like a real great week sheik, nice!
My Dad proposed to his long time girlfriend.
And, One of my absolute greatest friends is pregnant with her first child. Congrats to her and the father who is a best friend since high school.
Good week, It's Tuborg time,
Went to a festival yesterday
drunk danced to gangnam style. Me and a girl where the only ones who knew the dance ;D
after 2 minutes everyone copied us
Dint vommited aswel! my friend did however and she did it on my CAR for fuck sake
This is the straight one ;)Went to a festival yesterday
drunk danced to gangnam style. Me and a girl where the only ones who knew the dance ;D
after 2 minutes everyone copied us
Dint vommited aswel! my friend did however and she did it on my CAR for fuck sake
What happened to the coin phrase "lesbian friend".
Passed my driving test! Was really quite happy about that until I realised that they confiscate my provisional license. It served as my photo ID and I won't get it back until several weeks from now. Freshers week is next week. I am unlikely to get into anywhere. Fuck.You are 21 and have just finished your driving license? About goddamn time. How the fuck did you move before?... I shudder if I remember how I had to use trains and bike as a teenager to move. :P
Well yes I suppose. I don't want to have to resort to it though, would be shit if it got nicked.
I walked. I generally never had far to go, and if I did there always someone else driving there anyway. I still don't have a car now. There's literally no point in having one at university.
And really, the FH2 version has far far far to much recoil and muzzle climb.....so much for "historical accuracy"How cute, you are still talking about historical accuracy in 2.45.
Take your passive aggressive remarks where they belong thankyouverymuch:And really, the FH2 version has far far far to much recoil and muzzle climb.....so much for "historical accuracy"How cute, you are still talking about historical accuracy in 2.45.
Ain't no Christmas without eggnog, yo.I love this so much
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/eggnog.jpg)
man you are rocking a sweet beard Ciupita...
TB just read my tweet in TGS podcast. lol
http://i.solidfiles.net/60437b3a31.jpgEeeeew, snow! We´re having around 20 degrees C, sunshine and blue sky. Hopefully it´ll stay like that in the coming weeks. While winter has its beautiful sides, I rather prefer a pretty spring or fall.
Snoooow! Poured some yesterday, some flakes this morning.
Nein, no one can deny northern light and the sunsets that we got.http://i.solidfiles.net/60437b3a31.jpgEeeeew, snow! We´re having around 20 degrees C, sunshine and blue sky. Hopefully it´ll stay like that in the coming weeks. While winter has its beautiful sides, I rather prefer a pretty spring or fall.
Snoooow! Poured some yesterday, some flakes this morning.
I'm close to getting a job (shit job at a call-center, but I will call to sweden so no german skills are required).
I'm now officially an engineer
I'm now officially an engineer
*waits for theta to make the obvious TF2 reference...*
I'm now officially an engineer
*waits for theta to make the obvious TF2 reference...*
Haha, congratz though!
1 piece of advice, if you design something make it maintenace friendly! please, on all the crap we get at work with there is this general rule, the newer, the harder to work at. Mostly because of barely space to work on it or they put it at almost impossible to reach places.
I'm now officially an engineer
*waits for theta to make the obvious TF2 reference...*
Haha, congratz though!
1 piece of advice, if you design something make it maintenace friendly! please, on all the crap we get at work with there is this general rule, the newer, the harder to work at. Mostly because of barely space to work on it or they put it at almost impossible to reach places.
What I hate about new products is that they are designed to be aesthetically pleasing, user friendly, and have a certain lifetime.
Engineering and maintenance comes second or probably last. Engineers are usually forced to conform to the aesthetic design that an artist has conceptualised.
It is a bullshite practice and especially when they label it "green products" to make it relevant with the modern but generally more clueless consumers. When it can't be easily maintained/repaired, it was meant to be scrapped when it breaks, wasting a lot of resources in the process.
The worst offender is probably Apple.
Yes good luck selling consumer products based on "it should be easily maintained". Consumer experience is number one, the rest comes wayyyyy behind.
I mean if it is needed to have small Asian children hand's, no pun intended Zoo, to manufacture these things so be it.
In case of B2B products like a locomotive, I would place higher value on the maintenance aspect of the product.
Discuss how happy you are for my new computer.I'm very happy that you have decided to give me your new computer.
Discuss how happy you are for my new computer.
Ha-haa! Yes I can change the battery! I bought an Asus G75.Discuss how happy you are for my new computer.
Can you change the battery on your computer? If not, then it sucks!
So what did you buy, a brand or a DIY PC. Come on tell me specs, young one and don't hold back on me, I will know it.
Very nice, how much was it ?
I am very happy with my MSI GX740, specs are along the line of yours. I did replace the HD with an 128 GB SSD version. I put my pictures, movies, etc on external drive.
Where is the fan output on your laptop, mine is inconveniently placed on the right side, nice in the winter but usually an nuisance.
And if I want a bigger screen, I got a 24 inch that I hook up.
Very nice, how much was it ?It was 1399€.
I am very happy with my MSI GX740, specs are along the line of yours. I did replace the HD with an 128 GB SSD version. I put my pictures, movies, etc on external drive.
Where is the fan output on your laptop, mine is inconveniently placed on the right side, nice in the winter but usually an nuisance.
And if I want a bigger screen, I got a 24 inch that I hook up.
Tjongejongejongejong...
Found a free I-phone today!That's how they work. The first one if free, but before you notice they'll charge you 800 big ones for an exact same phone.
If you go to the less touristic sectors, then it will be a bit cheaper then where you live yes.
What kind of prices can I expect for
-tap beer in pubs or night clubs
-lunch or á la carte
-beer in supermarkets
in the German-speaking countries?
As far as I know, pretty much everything should be at least a little cheaper in Germany compared to the prices here. Zürich on the other hand is supposedly one of the more expensive cities in Europe (or the world?). Last time I was in Austria the prices were pretty much the same as here, at least in coffee shops and restaurants.
What kind of prices can I expect forNo clue if I am already too late with my tips, but:
-tap beer in pubs or night clubs
-lunch or á la carte
-beer in supermarkets
in the German-speaking countries?
As far as I know, pretty much everything should be at least a little cheaper in Germany compared to the prices here. Zürich on the other hand is supposedly one of the more expensive cities in Europe (or the world?). Last time I was in Austria the prices were pretty much the same as here, at least in coffee shops and restaurants.
Outside Munich it depends on the beer you drink. In a regular pub it will cost like 2 € - 2,50€ for 0,3l pilsner for example. You get wheat beer in a 0,5l glass and it will cost around 2,70-3,30€. Just estimated numbers, depends a lot on the location you are at. SO far for Germany, dunno about Austria. Should cost about the same or slighty more. Don't wonder if it's more expensive in Swwitzerland^^
Congrats.
Latest updates, got a girlfriend and started to work out again, those made me pretty happy.
Not to mention only 5 weeks left in the semester <3
I got into the Planetside 2 beta! Awwww yeaaaaah!Indeed
in army no more!!
Going partying on wednesday, and if I can get us tickets to Skyfall, I'm gonna go watch it on Thursday with this girl at school I like.
I shot a Mosin-Nagant M91/30 one handed today! ;Ddude you are crazy
I shot a Mosin-Nagant M91/30 one handed today! ;Ddude you are crazy
Now do a M1938/M44 carbine
If you survive that, then you fire a M95/30 Stutzen one handed
then you are chuck norris
HAPPY BDAY!!!!! ;D
Happy birthday!
So I've been seeing this girl for three weeks now.. ;D
so I met this girl yesterdayIch gratuliere zum Fick!
;D
what does zum Fick mean?Ficken is obviously inviting in German.
zum another form of you?
I get " I congratulate " but thats about it.
You are a smart boy, you will eventually find out what it means. ;)
I somehow hoped to make you ask your german teacher what it means, resulting in an embarassing situation.When we were learning german we were always shouting 'SCHEISSE HUSO FICKEN etc' yet the teacher was like derp. Overtake that. 8)
I somehow hoped to make you ask your german teacher what it means, resulting in an embarassing situation.
I somehow hoped to make you ask your german teacher what it means, resulting in an embarassing situation.When we were learning german we were always shouting 'SCHEISSE HUSO FICKEN etc' yet the teacher was like derp. Overtake that. 8)
and hot cause she had fever
damm she was so hot that im hot too now - if you know what i mean ;)
I dont have a fetish... said the Austrian.
you might do waht you want, but stay with that in your dark cellar !
Wish they hadn't cut down funds for reservist training over here. :-\Well, Germany is currently rebuilding its reservist forces after the old "home guard" units were disbanded long ago.
wish i was allowed in the army >:(It´s not always fun and I´ve sometimes questioned my decision to sign up, since you´ve got to deal with lots of bullshit and pointless, bureaucratic stuff. Besides, payment is better in the civilian world and you´ve got way more freedom to do what you want.
Yes, cool stuff is to shoot and kill people. Someone that had a family, friends and hobbies like you.Wish they hadn't cut down funds for reservist training over here. :-\Well, Germany is currently rebuilding its reservist forces after the old "home guard" units were disbanded long ago.
But until these new reservist units are actually fully active the only good way to actually do cool stuff is to temporarily join active units. My former bataillon spent a week on exercise so I decided to "reactivate" and join them for that time period, doing that cool stuff.wish i was allowed in the army >:(It´s not always fun and I´ve sometimes questioned my decision to sign up, since you´ve got to deal with lots of bullshit and pointless, bureaucratic stuff. Besides, payment is better in the civilian world and you´ve got way more freedom to do what you want.
But then, you get to do cool stuff you can´t do in the civilian world and learn to appreciate the small things most people take for granted.
If it makes you happy, I´m a university student now and quite happy as a civilian. I can enjoy chicks and beer way more than when I was in the army. :P
Yeah, those poor, poor paper targets with their paper target families, paper target friends and paper target hobbies we´ve annihilated. :(
Yes, cool stuff is to shoot and kill people. Someone that had a family, friends and hobbies like you.
Absurd.
Yeah, those poor, poor paper targets with their paper target families, paper target friends and paper target hobbies we´ve annihilated. :(
Yes, cool stuff is to shoot and kill people. Someone that had a family, friends and hobbies like you.
Absurd.
Usually you will get to kill other soldiers who,like you, have chosen the path of the warrior. Death is a danger of such an occupation. If you don't want it you take up fishing.Yeah sure, send off little brother who's 18-20yrs old and not even grown up to be a man.
The only thing needed for bad people to succeedYes, cool stuff is to shoot and kill people. Someone that had a family, friends and hobbies like you.Wish they hadn't cut down funds for reservist training over here. :-\Well, Germany is currently rebuilding its reservist forces after the old "home guard" units were disbanded long ago.
But until these new reservist units are actually fully active the only good way to actually do cool stuff is to temporarily join active units. My former bataillon spent a week on exercise so I decided to "reactivate" and join them for that time period, doing that cool stuff.wish i was allowed in the army >:(It´s not always fun and I´ve sometimes questioned my decision to sign up, since you´ve got to deal with lots of bullshit and pointless, bureaucratic stuff. Besides, payment is better in the civilian world and you´ve got way more freedom to do what you want.
But then, you get to do cool stuff you can´t do in the civilian world and learn to appreciate the small things most people take for granted.
If it makes you happy, I´m a university student now and quite happy as a civilian. I can enjoy chicks and beer way more than when I was in the army. :P
Absurd.
Id like to have a cute lesbian friend too. Never met one my age though, curious how the look like.
Became 22 winters today..
getting old :/
Became 22 winters today..
getting old :/
Became 22 winters today..
getting old :/
I turned 16 today! I got what I wished and hoped and prayed for 2day to! A 93 suburban! I now have my own truck! Thank God I am so happy.
We recieved new welding equipment today. We use a finnish manufacturer called "Kempi"
the universal language manual was missing..........we were stuck with the finnish one
The guys were like=its okay, we will use GOOGLE TRANSLATOR
i was like=Yeah, you guys go use google translator ;) ;) ;)
I am 19 years ,1 day ,5 hours and 48 minutes old... YaaaaaayyyyyyI am 19 years, 2 days, 6 hours and 20 minutes old. so close.
We recieved new welding equipment today. We use a finnish manufacturer called "Kempi"
the universal language manual was missing..........we were stuck with the finnish one
The guys were like=its okay, we will use GOOGLE TRANSLATOR
i was like=Yeah, you guys go use google translator ;) ;) ;)
One does not simply translate finnish into english with google translator.
I am 19 years ,1 day ,5 hours and 48 minutes old... YaaaaaayyyyyyI am 19 years, 2 days, 6 hours and 20 minutes old. so close.
Happy birthday Bouras!!!
-32C outside, me gusta. Probably even colder at work.
Steel goes brittle at these temperatures.
I got a Mauser k98 for Christmas/birthday ;D ;D ;D ;DPICTURES NOW
Au contraire, mon frère.
I'm happy cause she is dating a guy right now who cheated on every GF before her and she told me she will never take a guy who cheats
so the waterboiler died, AKA no more hot water
what does my friend say to that?
Its okay, you still have free internet porn
Well he is right about that
The internet porn is not free, you still have to pay your ISP for the privilege of downloading it (and even your electricity company for the privilege of powering your internet device).
The internet porn is not free, you still have to pay your ISP for the privilege of downloading it (and even your electricity company for the privilege of powering your internet device).
probably still cheaper than the bill for heating the water...
PC fixed, Can play Fallout , Red Orchestra 2 and speak into TS. Next stop BF2+mods ,BF1942+Mods
euhm, my 1.5 terra internal is almost full, my 2 terra external is full and my other 1 terra external is at like 600gig right now. You are so wrong once you get used to 1080p movies.Bitch, please. I lived with 500GB for 3 years. I am good with space.
PC fixed, Can play Fallout , Red Orchestra 2 and speak into TS. Next stop BF2+mods ,BF1942+Mods
good luck with the next 24 hours of installing and patching ;)
Typical story theta, And if you manage to flip your car on an ice road then you don't even have to try to use an excuse, you are going to fast, simple.Correction: Friction tires are shit on ice, studded tires do help on ice. But AFAIK they're not allowed in Central Europe because they damage your precious roads :)
Also had to tell a few people today that winter tires are for snow, on ice it does not matter what you have, you will be going where faith takes you, not where you wish to be.
Same with all the people with 4 wheel drive who think they can drive faster just because they can start faster. The braking will be the same as on any other car.
It seems to me that you don't like BMW's very much, and their drivers (dis sad). Also, epic winter is epic, you can go sideways everywhere :DI dislike current BMW's yes. I like older BMW's from before 1995 era.
Studded tires are allowed here from november to february when the condition of the roads is neccesary for them. AKA right now, people are allowed to drive with these type of tiresTypical story theta, And if you manage to flip your car on an ice road then you don't even have to try to use an excuse, you are going to fast, simple.Correction: Friction tires are shit on ice, studded tires do help on ice. But AFAIK they're not allowed in Central Europe because they damage your precious roads :)
Also had to tell a few people today that winter tires are for snow, on ice it does not matter what you have, you will be going where faith takes you, not where you wish to be.
Same with all the people with 4 wheel drive who think they can drive faster just because they can start faster. The braking will be the same as on any other car.
Wrong, 2003, last great BMW ceases production (the mighty E39, started 1995), everything else, I fully agree :DIt seems to me that you don't like BMW's very much, and their drivers (dis sad). Also, epic winter is epic, you can go sideways everywhere :DI dislike current BMW's yes. I like older BMW's from before 1995 era.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPZJ3Zc01wk
NOSTALGIAAAA ;D
The real question is, is it Glen with one n or two?2
I always use some Norwegian ointment, i have the same problems as you. They work really really good
Also ted, no fapping for the coming days :-X
I always use some Norwegian ointment, i have the same problems as you. They work really really goodAh well the hurt skin is on the top side of my hand. So i can still grab stuff!
Also ted, no fapping for the coming days :-X
bought her a drink
She really appreciated it ;)bought her a drink
if you play it smart you dont buy drinks for her, most girls dont respect guys that only buy drinks for them to get in contact with them. ;)
And we are getting to know eachother more ;D getting more and more info about with every text :)
most likely we will meet again last week ;D
most likely we will meet again last week ;D
Hmm if everything goes well, I passed today the last exam of my life as a student. Strange feeling...
What are you doing Lufty and what did you have to take again ?
Hey, that's the chocolate the Germans had in WW2 right?Yes. Its the same recipe since 1935. Only the exterior is what changed over the years
i consumed an entire TIN IN 10 MINUTES I feel like running a fucking marathon NOWThat's the same amount of caffeine as 4 espressos...
I KNOW ;D ;D ;Di consumed an entire TIN IN 10 MINUTES I feel like running a fucking marathon NOWThat's the same amount of caffeine as 4 espressos...
How much does that cost? If shit hits the fan i'd be glad to have some of those in my back pack.
What is it? Coffee chocolate?
Plus, it doesn´t taste like crap, but like good dark chocolate. Had a box of these as well and they really DO give you a good caffeine boost.i survived
I still wonder if Theta survived last night, after he ate a whole box!
(http://blogg.amelia.se/andreaslundstedt/wp-content/blogs.dir/3443/files/2012/02/Sk%C3%A4rmavbild-2012-02-21-kl.-08.46.37.png)That semla looks really dangerous.
That semla looks really dangerous.Pfft, I can handle it
Had those for dessert at the party I was at last night. Ended up as a food fight. My overall smells terrible now.Remember: no washing allowed!
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/1578935/2013/02/13/Voorzitster-UNESCO-furieus-op-nazicarnaval-in-Aalst.dhtmlwat
Belgium is in OUTRAGE! people dressed as nazis during carnaval!
Me? i read the comments and say
"Yes! DANCE MY PRETTIES"
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/1578935/2013/02/13/Voorzitster-UNESCO-furieus-op-nazicarnaval-in-Aalst.dhtmlwat
Belgium is in OUTRAGE! people dressed as nazis during carnaval!
Me? i read the comments and say
"Yes! DANCE MY PRETTIES"
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/1578935/2013/02/13/Voorzitster-UNESCO-furieus-op-nazicarnaval-in-Aalst.dhtml
Belgium is in OUTRAGE! people dressed as nazis during carnaval!
Me? i read the comments and say
"Yes! DANCE MY PRETTIES"
They where also doing this.
http://static3.hln.be/static/photo/2013/15/7/4/20130213163936/media_xll_5555539.jpg
Had those for dessert at the party I was at last night. Ended up as a food fight. My overall smells terrible now.Remember: no washing allowed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRMH887q3Bo
Woot! My dreamed RTS is finally arrived!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRMH887q3Bo
Woot! My dreamed RTS is finally arrived!
Dr. Fuji speaks of being sent out by Giovanni to look for Mew, supposedly the strongest Pokémon known to mankind. However, he also said that with the research funds, he wants to try recreating his daughter Amber, while Giovanni simply wants control of said most powerful Pokémon known to mankind. They start to bring back what they believe is a Mew Fossil and hopefully, will be enough to create a new super Pokémon. They begin research and start to create the DNA for a new Pokémon.
Mewtwo and Ambertwo begin to speak with each other through telepathy. Mewtwo asks her what are those sounds being made, to which Ambertwo simply replies, they are speaking. Mewtwo wonders what she is and she says that she is a girl. Mewtwo ponders if he is a Pokémon or a human and Ambertwo says it should never matter which one you are. The researchers figure out that the clones are speaking to each other. Fuji simply looks at the tubes in joy but anger. Ambertwo explains they call her Ambertwo but she is still Amber inside. Fuji hopes that his daughter will be able to live once more. His wife whines that he shouldn't try to bring their daughter back to life. She breaks up with him, explaining she can't stand to see him try this fruitless efforts and she leaves.
Fuji and a researcher talk about Giovanni happily for having the strongest Pokémon of all soon while Fuji hopes to have new knowledge of how to bring his daughter back to life. Ambertwo shows Mewtwo and the rest of the clones: Charmandertwo, Squirtletwo and Bulbasaurtwo (clones of Charmander, Squirtle and Bulbasaur respectively), a memory where she used to live and shows him elements of life, wind, sun, rain and times of the day. Mewtwo asks Ambertwo if the Moon is the Sun and is told the moon is there to keep people from being afraid of the dark. The clones slowly fade away and so does Ambertwo. "It feels like it's time to say goodbye.." which leaves Mewtwo feeling very sad and alone. He fears being alone and Ambertwo told him that it will be alright and thanks for caring for her. She tells him being alive is wonderful. Mewtwo's uncontrollable sadness starts to affect the lab and they try to stabilize its powers by administering it with a memory-wiping serum, and they almost fail. Dr. Fuji is glad Mewtwo survived but outraged that his daughter is gone forever.
Mewtwo slowly grows up both mentally and physically. In its sleep, it wonders how it feels like it has been sleep for what seems like forever. It still has slight memories of Amber, and ponders on her last words. Finally it wakes up at the laboratory, and sees a world completely different from before, realizing that everything it saw before was just a dream.
Mewtwo Strikes Back continues from this point.
The German translation sucked so bad when I watched it the first time. I simply had to watch it in English ;DFull Metal jecket is one of the few movies I know where the dubbing was fucking excellent. The drillinstructior has to be the best voice-over ever. They however gave the GIs new nicknames in the German version. Snowflake turned into Snowwhite, and Pyle turned into Paula. But the drill-instructor sucks in English.
Did you know that the Drill instructors first "rant" was actually non scripted?
Snowflake turned into Snowwhite, and Pyle turned into Paula. But the drill-instructor sucks in English.Isn't it "private snowball?" :P
small, flat nose and huge eyes, is there anything else that a cat can use to make it even more cute? ah yes long hairyou are forgetting the tongue which is always out :)
GLORIOUS CAT
It's about a sweet cat so shut the fuck up.
But that cat on the previous page is definitely completely retarded. Just like that "grumpy cat".Nah, grumpy cat is one of the coolest cats ever. It just always has that evil look, even when being happy.
Looks like someone hit it in the face with a frying pad. 0/10, would rather own chihuahua.(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxe3f8KpjTwbDtX-WUNfnLlczdJ5S7XGmz5iNRR_5CTdBJ8_jZJw)
One word: Vappu. That is all.
There were several moments of "oh why for the love of god am I doing this???" And now my neck can barely turn, my back is aching, my legs feel like they've been filled with cement & whacked by several sledgehammers, and my brain is barely functioning.
What was it? Ice-Hockey world chamionship? I assume the Finns did win? You see Germans really don´t mind.Feels the need to mention it! Sore loser! Sore loser!
I am loving this years line -up of grasspop metal meeting ;DWow, nice line up, personally I would add Twisted Sister to that list.
looking forward to see=
-Korpiklaani
-Clutch
-Stone sour
-Saxon
-Papa roach
-Epica
-Mayhem
-Crucified barbara
-Tankard
-Testament
-Iron maiden \m/
Any other reccomendations are always welcome
http://www.graspop.be/nl/bands
Although I personally find 18 year old girls not so hot as my little sister
Reminds me of a 4chan post i once saw in wich a guy broke his fap hand and his sister caught him with a huge boner, in wich she did the honour of jacking him off, in wich they both did eachothers favours minus penetration because they both found that its not incest if there is no sexual contact between them directly.This comment is pure gold. I´m crying right now laughing. WTF am I reading?
Do like my dad did to unwanted kittens: take them to the forest and hit them with a club. Problem gone.your dad is a fucking cunt ;D
Do like my dad did to unwanted kittens: take them to the forest and hit them with a club. Problem gone.your dad is a fucking cunt ;D
Do like my dad did to unwanted kittens: take them to the forest and hit them with a club. Problem gone.your dad is a fucking cunt ;D
Totally. Why dirty up a perfectly good club? mMy father usually just bashed their heads on large rocks.
I'm about positive that I would rather kill a person than a kitten.^this
What?
We have 3 options:
1. Neuter the cat.
2. Release offspring into the wild.
3. Euthanize the offspring.
1. Not an option since we want a kitten to replace the mother once it gets too old/sick.
2. Cruel, most won't survive winter. Affects ecosystem.
3. Quick, painless, mother cat stays healthy. Win-win. Added bonus effect of spineless children crying their eyes out because the world isn't all lollipops and mommy kissing away their boo-boos.
Little brother is learning to drive so he gets my old car. This is my "New" carWould have kept the Durango for the V-8 sound, but nice set of wheels regardless :D.
Its not a Willys but still a Jeep, always wanted one, definitely love this thing.
The best part is, the way my old durango was, I'll probably end up saving money on gas with this jeep
Dunno if it's even allowed in the EU, i know a lot of american food/drinks are prohibited in the EU due to sugar overdoses, forbidden ingredients, and other "health hazards". On the other hand, if you can buy Red Bull here, i don't see how Mountain Dew would be forbidden"American" mountain dew is not allowed to be bottled here. Germany and Poland bottle mountain dew and it tastes much better then american Mt dew, with much less sugar ( 35 grams per can compared to 46) and half the preservants. Also DE and PL use sugar, not High fructose corn syrup
Can you show a picture of that famous Durango? I'd like to see it and I am sure it is not the 2013 version.
Its a 1999 SLT with a 5.9 L Magnum V8, first gen obviously, not the disgusting ugly new genAnd you gave that away? You sure are a nice elder brother, I would have swallowed the keys or something :D
Why it issent bottled in Belgium and Netherlands surprises me. Or atleast sold..Want it? I'll happily exchange it for anything, its disgusting anyway.
Everybody i introduced to Mountain dew on our trip to poland, Loved the stuff.
Mt. Dew is sold all over the Netherlands, Theta. Try a Jumbo supermarket; big yellow with black letters, if you ever cross the border. They have it 90% of the time.Thank you fuchs. Im making a trip to NL soon so i will check it out
and damn, i always wanted to import some sodas from abroad, on my top-2 are thai pomegrenade juice and swedish trocaderoTrocadero is definitely worth an attempt to import.
Fritz-Kola
(http://img.tapatalk.com/53fd493c-f539-e218.jpg)
What's this weird relationship between you and soft drinks?The question we've all been wondering.
What's this weird relationship between you and soft drinks?I cannot drink alchohol
I cannot drink alchoholOkay, we have to look for a new explanation for your posts then. Meth?
I cannot drink alchoholOkay, we have to look for a new explanation for your posts then. Meth?
I cannot drink alchoholOkay, we have to look for a new explanation for your posts then. Meth?
You said you have Crohn right?yes
Lets cookI cannot drink alchoholOkay, we have to look for a new explanation for your posts then. Meth?
I cannot drink alchoholOkay, we have to look for a new explanation for your posts then. Meth?
Excellent. I just got dumped by my GF. Just leaving for a holiday in Germany. Looks like I can use some German beer and tities though ..(http://media.dumpert.nl/foto/7b49b560_Oktoberfest_04.jpg)
Which rifles?Swedish mauser m/96 and M1917.
and damn, i always wanted to import some sodas from abroad, on my top-2 are thai pomegrenade juice and swedish trocaderoTrocadero is definitely worth an attempt to import.
Also,
Fritz-Kola
(http://img.tapatalk.com/53fd493c-f539-e218.jpg)
German cola, and the most tasty cola I've ever tasted. Seriously, the Coca-Cola vs. Pepsi battle needs to end. Fritz reigns supreme.
Hard to get a hold of in Sweden, I've looked it up and apparently it's sold in Germany, Belgium and Denmark or something like that.
It's a soda for which I'm willing to travel to germany only to buy it. Others pass the border for cheap alcohol, I would buy Fritz-Kola.
If I understood your previous posts correctly, you currently live in Germany. If so, I have pleasant news for you: This soda is readily available in most shops over there ;D .Nah, I lived in germany for 5 months, up until january. Now I'm back home in Sweden, but I do miss Fritz-Kola...
What kind of a child puts sugar in coffee? It makes it taste horrible.and halfing it? seriously, how much sugar do you have in your coffee theta, where reducing it by half still makes a difference?
Got myself my first car the day before yesterday :) Finally not dependent anymore on the good will of the bus company.what sort of car?
Hi,Eeeexactly!
Tea >> Coffee
Bye.
Hi,Eeeexactly!
Tea >> Coffee
Bye.
@Musti: VW Golf IV in black. A bit old and underpowered but the insurance would not be too happy having me driving around in a 200HP car ;D I'm really glad anyways.Hey thats all right, could be a lot worse :D
today im done with my conscription:FRREEEEDOOOOMM
the reaction:
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Wake up at around 3.30, before the Imsak prayer, take your breakfast/sahur. Then after the prayer, you cannot eat until the sun sets at around 18.00 in a normal tropical country.
Wake up at around 3.30, before the Imsak prayer, take your breakfast/sahur. Then after the prayer, you cannot eat until the sun sets at around 18.00 in a normal tropical country.
I feel sorry for anyone practicing in my area. Sun comes up at 5:30 and goes down at 21:00 p:
Waffles are pretty damn awesome.Indeed they are. I don't eat waffles often enough to motivate a purchase myself, but I still have the occasional urge for waffles. And now, I can make them anytime I want.
After trying to play some chords (and failing utterly >:() I'm a bit discouraged... Also my fingers hurt... Do you guys think I should keep trying?
Turning 23 today. I got a waffle-iron. Greatest gift ever!(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5IvsjMPFPSPiEQGVYe5_KTsWKIG6TbErczzfEmEWPrWPij7cT)
Just came home from Iron Maiden concert.The trooper, Aces high, Number of the beast, phantom of the opera \m/
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, The Clairvoyant, Wasted Years... \,,/
Im playing Earthbound again... i highly doubt anyone here has ever played this RPG.Think again nublet, I have played Earthbound. My sister used to play it all the time when I was a wee one so I actually knew who Ness was pre-SSB.
Brings back good memories... 8)
I got accepted by all universities for all the topics I wanted. I will have to choose now. First world problems I guess. Anyway, glad I have this option. Plus, I got my money from work. It is really satisfying to take a look at your bank account and see those numbers.
I got my money from work. It is really satisfying to take a look at your bank account and see those numbers.
Today I finally own my first car. Freedom!
I have nowhere interesting to go to
Today I finally own my first car. Freedom!What sort of a car? :D
I have nowhere interesting to go to
ooh look,super high road tax, registration fee, insurance, maintenance and gasoline prices.Wow, either western europe really sucks, or you just made it sound much worse than it actually is. :D
Well done! Now spend all of you free money on your oil burning machine :)
Today I finally own my first car. Freedom!What sort of a car? :D
I have nowhere interesting to go toooh look,super high road tax, registration fee, insurance, maintenance and gasoline prices.Wow, either western europe really sucks, or you just made it sound much worse than it actually is. :D
Well done! Now spend all of you free money on your oil burning machine :)
Today I finally own my first car. Freedom!What sort of a car? :D
I have nowhere interesting to go toooh look,super high road tax, registration fee, insurance, maintenance and gasoline prices.Wow, either western europe really sucks, or you just made it sound much worse than it actually is. :D
Well done! Now spend all of you free money on your oil burning machine :)
Like 2500 euro a year, without gass, witch is 75 euro for 600km on my 1.6liter gasoline car.
Today I finally own my first car. Freedom!What sort of a car? :D
I have nowhere interesting to go toooh look,super high road tax, registration fee, insurance, maintenance and gasoline prices.Wow, either western europe really sucks, or you just made it sound much worse than it actually is. :D
Well done! Now spend all of you free money on your oil burning machine :)
Like 2500 euro a year, without gass, witch is 75 euro for 600km on my 1.6liter gasoline car.
Assuming you have a new car that doesn't need spare parts every now and then.
It's an early 2007 Suzuki Swift. Yes, I am well aware of how expensive the damn thing is to run. ~£60 a tank of fuel (though I don't know how far that would get me yet), £140 tax and ~£650 insurance a year.What the, 650 for that car?
Almost wish I never bought the damn thing.
Yeah, that's with a multicar discount. It's cause I've only had my licence 10 months and I'm only 22. Hell, if I was 2 years younger I'd be double that easily.It's an early 2007 Suzuki Swift. Yes, I am well aware of how expensive the damn thing is to run. ~£60 a tank of fuel (though I don't know how far that would get me yet), £140 tax and ~£650 insurance a year.What the, 650 for that car?
Almost wish I never bought the damn thing.
It's an early 2007 Suzuki Swift. Yes, I am well aware of how expensive the damn thing is to run. ~£60 a tank of fuel (though I don't know how far that would get me yet), £140 tax and ~£650 insurance a year.What the, 650 for that car?
Almost wish I never bought the damn thing.
I pay pretty much the same for a sporty and a little wilder Mazdaspeed 6.
All cars are expensive to run. Though, where I live you can't really live without one. Since yer 400km from any normal society. D:
I've heard that Finns basically get it hard in the rear when they try to get a drivers license. Isn't it like 1000E now?It varies between 2000-3000 euros depending on the driving school.
The training for B class license requires 18 hours of instructed driving, including a spell on a slippery driving course, and 19 theory lessons. After this, the person must pass a computerized theory test and a driving test in city traffic with a minimum length of 30 minutes.
Graspop is also like that. Everybody is friendly towards everybody. Nobody fights even when totally wasted. The chicks are hot, And the few people who bring their children always have them wearing proper ear protection.Yeah, Graspop and Dynamo were our options back in the 90s, but visiting the Netherlands was always the better argument ;)
Im going to Wacken next year aswel tough ;D
If i had to choose, i go netherlands aswelGraspop is also like that. Everybody is friendly towards everybody. Nobody fights even when totally wasted. The chicks are hot, And the few people who bring their children always have them wearing proper ear protection.Yeah, Graspop and Dynamo were our options back in the 90s, but visiting the Netherlands was always the better argument ;)
Im going to Wacken next year aswel tough ;D
Anyone who plays golf here? Because I just broke the 36 HCP barrier. :DYeah, I do. Congratulations.
everything is gone
the vodka, the whiskey, the rum,the aquavit
we consumed it all this friday....Only half a bottle of gin remains
Now i need a shopping list of liquor to replenish the closet
Россия выиграла домашний ЧМ в командном зачете, обыграв СШАYes! GOOD! Take that, Amerika!
По числу медалей россияне финишировали вторыми – у них 17 медалей. Больше – только у представителей США — 24 награды.Dammit!
I read the news and I see one of the headlines:
Derp, we cannot read cyrillic.
Rossiya vyigrala domashnij CHM v komandnom zachyetye, obygrav SSHA
Po chislu myedalyej rossiyanye finishirovali vtorymi - u nikh 17 myedalyej. Bol'shye - tol'ko u pryedstavityelyej SSHA - 24 nagrady.
Tell that to the 4,000+++++ character Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. At least Russian English accent is much understandable.Or 15 noun Finnish
I'm not sure why, but a certain Samual L. Jackson quote comes up with mehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILLZqymJRZI
Yeah, alright. If you prefer:RussiaQuoteRossiyaQuotemyedalyej rossiyanye finishirovali
Tell that to the 4,000+++++ character Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. At least Russian English accent is much understandable.How do Oriental language keyboards work?
Tell that to the 4,000+++++ character Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. At least Russian English accent is much understandable.How do Oriental language keyboards work?
Ah that horrible corruption. We've all been there, eventually we all outgrow it too...
Also she's pretty much perfect in every way, and our personalities are almost 1:1. Except she doesn't have the /b/-corruption I suffered a few years ago.
So, guess who got told about 10 months ago that "we can be just friends right?" and has now for two weeks been dating the girl who said that? This guy! 8)
Also she's pretty much perfect in every way, and our personalities are almost 1:1. Except she doesn't have the /b/-corruption I suffered a few years ago.
So this saturday i had a gay experience when a drunk gay person came to me at 5 AM in the snackbar, hanged at my shoulder, and said in a sexy voice that i was handsome and that was intrested. In wich he rubbed my ass and left, saying where he was on his way out
Alot of people went WTF
I just shouted at the gay= Thanks for the compliment!
In wich i ran into trouble with turkish people, saying i was gay, untill a ladyfriend of mine came to rescue saying= oh shut up, we just had sex 6 hours ago
In wich whispered to her = its bad to lie, we should make this truth ;)
That night however, i lost a bet. The bet involved in carrying as much tapped beers as possible and i lost to a GIRL.......Okay she works in a bar, so she had an unfair advantage. So she said= Tuesdays i have a late shift (2PM-10PM), before i go, i wanna see an english breakfast with eggs, bacon and sausages!
So i went to the store, in wich i saw..........SPAM :D imported! you rarely find SPAM here!
So i took it home, and cooked eggs, bacon and SPAM
"What is this?"
-me=Spam! Its good!
"I dont think i will like this spam
-ooh dear i love it, im having eggs spam and spam!
"What? O_O
-Yeah i was going for spam spam and spam but then i would have ran out of spam, so i took eggs.
In the end, she liked it. Altough it tasted a bit dry. I baked the spam and i think i slightly overbaked it. Still tasted great tough.
And then i showed her this ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
me=Spam!
Oh I have the same thing, no idea how all this *finally* came to be, as I've had a crush on her from pretty much the 1st night we met, ~10 months ago. I guess after spending most of the summer in a small group of friends, and then a few weeks ago while going around this wonderful island during a gorgeous sunset found the courage to say these sort-of cheesy but really sweet compliments, and then a few days later after a house party + night at karaoke bar finally told how I felt, and it worked :)So, guess who got told about 10 months ago that "we can be just friends right?" and has now for two weeks been dating the girl who said that? This guy! 8)
Also she's pretty much perfect in every way, and our personalities are almost 1:1. Except she doesn't have the /b/-corruption I suffered a few years ago.
Im kinda proud of people like you who can get girls.... seriously, its like im in a fishing boat looking to the big ships and asking myself: "how the hell did they did that awesome ting?"
good luck man!
So this saturday i had a gay experience when a drunk gay person came to me at 5 AM in the snackbar, hanged at my shoulder, and said in a sexy voice that i was handsome and that was intrested. In wich he rubbed my ass and left, saying where he was on his way out
Alot of people went WTF
I just shouted at the gay= Thanks for the compliment!
Answer me this, theta:
Isn't it true that if someone says all the whiskey is the same, he's a horse?
^ExactlyAnswer me this, theta:
Isn't it true that if someone says all the whiskey is the same, he's a horse?
He doesnt have a slightest clue, he is still a novice when it comes to those things.
Next time go wearing a disguise.
Its probably something like 4x theta's score isn't it?
I won a beer drinking contest last Tuesday and won a t-shirt and a pin.Same here, i drank for the rest of the evening free. High five Bro
Plus the beer was free so, high five!
Got out of a nine year friendship with a girl who never gave me the time of day. Somehow, I feel better.
After 10 months of bureaucracy my weapon licence is back in order :DWich one?
in 6 weeks time i have to get it renewed again.. sigh...
After 10 months of bureaucracy my weapon licence is back in order :DWich one?
in 6 weeks time i have to get it renewed again.. sigh...
Got out of a nine year friendship with a girl who never gave me the time of day. Somehow, I feel better.
I don't understand why you can't just be friends with a girl.
This. You should not try to be friends with someone who, when you're drunk, you will try to fuck or at least hit on.I don't understand why you can't just be friends with a girl.
Because tits. Awesome awesome tits.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head! You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said!
I sense a lot of sexual frustrations on this forum.That's what I've been saying ;D
I sense a lot of sexual frustrations on this forum.That's what I've been saying ;D
Hear hearI sense a lot of sexual frustrations on this forum.That's what I've been saying ;D
Well not everybody can be a playboy like Mr Thorondor "Axe murderer gaze" 123
I have many female friends, aswel as many lesbians friends. They are invaluable for advice on womenI wasn't aware that lesbians weren't females.
And sometimes, one of them goes horny ;) ;) hehehe
The mental image of Theta bumpin' uglies made me throw up in my mouth a little.
The mental image of Theta bumpin' uglies made me throw up in my mouth a little.You know nothing, John snow
The mental image of Theta bumpin' uglies made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Don't worry, even testicular cancer gets more women than Theta.
Well Siben thats hardly proof for a threesome right, you know that.
Well those pizzas aren't proof that there wasn't any sexual tension. Nor do they prove that you never had a threesome either.Well Siben thats hardly proof for a threesome right, you know that.
Lol, i was watching a movie with 2 friends, i never said i had a threesome. I never even intended that. I was trying to say that you can have female friends, it does not always have to be for sex.
You must have misunderstood me.
...time for a break from this place.Right behind you Red leader
I tried to give a shit, but I dropped a solid 2~3kg hunk of steel on my toe earlier and I find that the pain was more intellectually stimulating.As someone who is classified and experienced in hurting his toes, I feel for you. Some of the most evil pains in the world.
I used to stub my big toe all the time. One time I stubbed it so bad that the toenail fell off. There was much cursing and jumping around in anguish.I tried to give a shit, but I dropped a solid 2~3kg hunk of steel on my toe earlier and I find that the pain was more intellectually stimulating.As someone who is classified and experienced in hurting his toes, I feel for you. Some of the most evil pains in the world.
Biiviz get your ass back here, we're in this mental institution together. Now it's time to treat Damaso's frontal lobe with electroshock therapy.
I hadn't removed my sock until recently (I was pessimistic and feared seeing the worst - and if you haven't seen it, it usually doesn't hurt as bad). Turns out the only visible mark on my toe was the blood blister that has been under the nail for the last few months.I used to stub my big toe all the time. One time I stubbed it so bad that the toenail fell off. There was much cursing and jumping around in anguish.I tried to give a shit, but I dropped a solid 2~3kg hunk of steel on my toe earlier and I find that the pain was more intellectually stimulating.As someone who is classified and experienced in hurting his toes, I feel for you. Some of the most evil pains in the world.
Feel no mercy, strike them down with great vengeance and furious anger.
Biiviz get your ass back here, we're in this mental institution together. Now it's time to treat Damaso's frontal lobe with electroshock therapy.
Then you see it's one of TS4EVER's posts and he's a moderator too and you have to ask yourself should I delete a fellow moderator's post?
I am the asshole this forum deserves. Without me, how would the idiots know how utterly pointless there existence is?
It's "their", you silly english teacher.Then you see it's one of TS4EVER's posts and he's a moderator too and you have to ask yourself should I delete a fellow moderator's post?
I am the asshole this forum deserves. Without me, how would the idiots know how utterly pointless there existence is?
Remove the whole thing? The Warrior was never the same after we did that. You know what, give him to TS4ever, he'll take him out back and shoot him.Biiviz get your ass back here, we're in this mental institution together. Now it's time to treat Damaso's frontal lobe with electroshock therapy.
I'll replace him, though I'd recommend a full frontal lobotomy, and it's very likely we'll have to remove it alltogether. He's in a worse condition than Inspector Tiger.
That´s what you get when you are exposed to Thetas "English" for too long.It's "their", you silly english teacher.Then you see it's one of TS4EVER's posts and he's a moderator too and you have to ask yourself should I delete a fellow moderator's post?
I am the asshole this forum deserves. Without me, how would the idiots know how utterly pointless there existence is?
Yes, people can be a terrible influence when it comes to spelling/pronunciation. My study is in English and we have many Dutch teachers who are.. not that great at English. One woman in particular keeps saying 'dieter mined/'deeter mined' instead of determined.My uncle moved to France and married a Parisian, but even though he is fluent in French he speaks English at home entirely. So my cousins are also completely fluent in English, but at their school they are often told they are pronouncing English words wrong because their English accents are better than their teacher's.
Now I hear other classmates saying it the same way because 'teacher pronounced it like that so it must be right.'.
Congrats, you found my annual typo.Thanks! Is their a price?
Congrats, you found my annual typo.Thanks! Is their a price?
At some point the teacher gave up on my "th".I always thought it was interesting that it is so hard to learn a new sound when you are at the same time already learning a new language. Not that I ever really learned another language: I couldn't get my head around French and never really had much enthusiasm for German.
9/23/13 an accidental Skyrim patch went out at 608Mb.Did you get to keep it or what?
The patch was suddenly unavailable after a couple hours.
Guess who got the Dawnguard DLC for free? That was the patch.
cool DLC though, had a lot of fun
Now we're talking.
So if you plan to go on a killing spree, you should learn from the best! You've questions, you PM me and I'll guide you.
Seriously. Someone in portugal here should call the cops on this guy. We all knew it would come to this.
Either that, or go to a fucking counselor.
When Ts flirts, shit explodes.
When Ts flirts, shit explodes.
I'm sure she molested me while I was under :D
Working out on young age makes you fat later on. This is a gentle warning, ill laugh at you in 20 years. Go with it like you re now, get a physical side job, like working in a warehouse. Grow some natural muscles wannabs :-*
Lifts going up. 3x6x90kg benchpress 3x6x110 squat 3x5x140 deadlift. Yay ;D
Working out on young age makes you fat later on. This is a gentle warning, ill laugh at you in 20 years. Go with it like you re now, get a physical side job, like working in a warehouse. Grow some natural muscles wannabs :-*Lifts going up. 3x6x90kg benchpress 3x6x110 squat 3x5x140 deadlift. Yay ;D
You might want to consider doing more than 6 repetitions for each exercise - more like 3x10x90kg. Doing only 6 repetitions with more weight will give you "cool" muscles but not as much strength and stamina (wannabs). Best is to change it once in a while (from 10 repetitions and less weight to 6 repetitions and more weight).
Got 4 of them removed. Too bad the doc hit one of my nerves with his tools. Since then the right part of my jaw down to the right part of my chin feels numb. They said it will go away after half a year, because the nerve is only injured but not completely cut off. Now it's 3,5 years later and it's still numb. At first spit ran out of my mouth as I was unable to feel it but I got used to it and it does not happen anymore. It's not that I don't feel anything, but I don't seem to feel pain especially. Should head for the boxing business.Ouch, how did that happen? I had two wisdom teeth removed, the dentist did a local anesthetic near both teeth and used a set of (dental? I sure hope so, lol) pliers to pull the two teeth. The sound was horrible though, I can't describe it. Sort of a scraping noice.
I hope that everything will continue to be alright Torenico, I think the later they get removed the more painful it is gonna be. And when they are coming out and are placed weirdly it might get kinda uncomfortable for you.
Today standing on the train station platform, which I rarely do these days, a man, standing on the platform on the other side of the tracks, calls out to me.The euthensia laws in the Netherlands are still too strict if you ask me. Having said that, there is still much to enjoy in life and it's short as it is. But losing contact with friends and family must be horrible though. I can imagen that the poor man felt very much alone and abandoned, having no parter to fall back on too (that must be the greatest miss of all).
He asks me how he can get to my platform. So I yell you take the stairs, he say What? I yell again, this continues for a minutes, till he gets it.
He comes up to the platform I'm standing on and of course engages me in a conversation.
At first I was trying to busy myself with ym phone, but then thought, fuck it let's have a real conversation for a change.
So he told me he came from the hospital, he was suffering from anoxia- oxygen deprivation. You could tell form the way his veins were showing like he was tattooed all over his face.
The train arrived and I said he was welcome to join me in the carriage. So we continued our conversation and he said how the quality of life is degrading when you get older. He was 77. With friends and wife being dead. Children not coming to visit, little to no social contact with your neighbours.
So I asked him if he still was enjoying life as it is. He breaks down and starts to cry and starts to apologize for it, to which I replied that there is nothing wrong with getting emotional about these things.
So he tells me how upset he is with the way euthanasia is regarded by our legal system. There was recent media coverage about a man that was prosecuted who committed euthanasia on his mother because the doctor couldn't/wouldn't help him.
And a doctor that committed suicide after being investigated for helping with euthanasia.
After that he talked about that he sometimes gets help from complete strangers when he is struggling with his breath problem, so we concluded that life and people are not complete bleak and hopeless. At which time the train pulls into the Central Station of Utrecht and he thanks for me for the conversation.
I thank him too and think to myself it has been a while since I had a real conversation that didn't revolve around work, office politics or superficial jokes and small talk.
Why do you go around wearing a Soviet uniform?It was FACTS wich is a major yearly convention in Belgium regarding TV series, scifi, horror, games, Anime, manga and cosplay. I went as soviet russian and met other soviet russians ;D
These photos of yours, Theta, are so creepy. Thanks for reminding of never visiting the Netherlands, again. *shiver*
These photos of yours, Theta, are so creepy. Thanks for reminding of never visiting the Netherlands, again. *shiver*Big big fail here bro ;D
No no. I think Homer meant what he said. Because of Theta, you can't even visit the neighboring countries, that's how big his area of effect is.These photos of yours, Theta, are so creepy. Thanks for reminding of never visiting the Netherlands, again. *shiver*
Its Belgium.
No no. I think Homer meant what he said. Because of Theta, you can't even visit the neighboring countries, that's how big his area of effect is.These photos of yours, Theta, are so creepy. Thanks for reminding of never visiting the Netherlands, again. *shiver*
Its Belgium.
Its Belgium.
No no. I think Homer meant what he said. Because of Theta, you can't even visit the neighboring countries, that's how big his area of effect is.These photos of yours, Theta, are so creepy. Thanks for reminding of never visiting the Netherlands, again. *shiver*
Its Belgium.
Theta lives super close to the German border....
Its Belgium.
Shit. I shouldn´t post when I´m under the influence of medication and spent the last three nights drinking. My bad, dear Dutch people. And my condolences, Belgians.
:P
Is there even people, who consider themselves Belgian?
I got a few days off starting today!Why wasn´t it installed on your pc in the first place? I´m sending out the inquisition.
Downloading BF2 Patches, FH2 and PR as we speak!
I'm not usually an impulse buyer, but today it got me... I have a habit of breaking headsets after about 5 or 6 months, so I usually buy cheap ones in the mall.Yeah, my headsets last for 3-6 months also... usually I end up rolling over their cables with my chair.
In the EU you may use the 2 year warranty on electronics. Then they'll have to give you a new one, repair the old one, or give your money back.Within the first 6 months the seller has to proof the thing was right when it was sold, after 6 months the buyer has to proof the thing wasn´t flawless when bought. Good luck with that... and also you have to keep your bill for that time.
Haribo is meh tier. Some of their stuff is good but most of it is ok
Aren't those coins the ones which terribly stick to your teeth? Also, do you know those Red Band rubber gums which are really acid? I don't know but if you eat more than five, your complete mouths hurts. Teeth, tongue, feels like you had eaten muriatic acid combined with sandpaper.
... Oh well, now i got plans to go to the Tienen-area some time to see if i can find his name on a plate over there. Anyone knows how i could find the plate he would be on, or where the possible plates are located?
Cemetery notes and/or description:
The cemetery can befound along the Wijngaardstraat. Most of the soldiers burried here belonged to the 22 ° Line Regiment and fell on 18/08/1914. As the Belgian Army was falling back towards Antwerp the 22 ° Line Regiment received the order to retire to late and within a few hours the Regiment lost half of it's soldiers.
http://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/ruotsalainen-joulutahden-muotoinen-piparkakkumuotti-repro/26933/
this is hilarious. people gonna be fuhrerious about this. They will shout "Just aint REICH!"
*takes bucket of popcorn
Yes yes! Let the battle begin!
akward....
I have been doing very well with a girl lately ^^ She has...asked ME for dinner...
issent it the opposite???Oooh well i am delighted anyway!
Finalized plans for student trip, I'm going to Poland and Lithuania in June :D Specifically Warsaw, Masuria, and then Vilnius and Kaunss. :3
Warsaw is a rather boring city though. Uprising museum is nice, "old" city centre is nice but there's not much more to see.
If you can, Go krakow
you will NOT regret it at all
Fact: There are no fat women in Poland. What magic is that?If you can, Go krakow
you will NOT regret it at all
International university city in eastern Europe. The result is a city filled with beautiful slim well-dressed women with no shame.
A great vacation in other words.
Fact: There are no fat women in Poland. What magic is that?If you can, Go krakow
you will NOT regret it at all
International university city in eastern Europe. The result is a city filled with beautiful slim well-dressed women with no shame.
A great vacation in other words.
[bad_nazi_joke]It's because they couldn't run away fast enough
There are no ugly and fat chicks in poland because Hitler killed them off
[/bad_nazi_joke]
If I ever opened up a strip club, I would call it: Veni, vidi, veni
Shotguns are not rifles, and if you try to shoot a shotgun like a rifle then you will fail.
So I went shooting this morning.
my unshaven stubble was catching painfully on the stock
Just open up a strip club in a foreign country and give it a name in your language to add some exotic flair to it. I would call it "Das Tittenhaus". Did I arouse your interest?Holy shiet thats a good name :D. Forgotten Hope business advice: your first strip club name.
So I went shooting this morning. I'll admit, I probably wasn't feeling it. The gun was slightly the wrong shape, my coat was getting in the way and it was far too cold to go without it, I had a slight hangover (not that bad, but enough), my unshaven stubble was catching painfully on the stock, plus it was 100 targets and I quickly came to the conclusion that I just can't focus properly for that long.Any good shooter has a proper list of good excuses :D
I came out with 48/100. Definitely I could have done better.
I agree, all the shotguns i ever shot did not even have a rear sight. How do you eve aim that?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_shooting
I agree, all the shotguns i ever shot did not even have a rear sight. How do you eve aim that?
I agree, all the shotguns i ever shot did not even have a rear sight. How do you eve aim that?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_shooting
Don't be greedy, there are barely jobs in Greece and you go stealing 2 of them.
On the other hand, PS4, great gaming pc, top of the line smartphone, big and fast car... Live your dream!
So, today was friday 13th in Portugal...
Never understood the need for 4+ names.I wouldn't mind having a few more names If I could choose some badass ones, like Maximus Duke Nukem or something, the look on the face whenever someone would look at my ID card, priceless.
No kidding? There too? What a coincidence.
Isdamasopostingboringstuffabouthislifeagainland
Never understood the need for 4+ names.
That motorbike looks way more cc than 125cc ??? Strange.
Never understood the need for 4+ names.I wouldn't mind having a few more names If I could choose some badass ones, like Maximus Duke Nukem or something, the look on the face whenever someone would look at my ID card, priceless.
Never understood the need for 4+ names.I wouldn't mind having a few more names If I could choose some badass ones, like Maximus Duke Nukem or something, the look on the face whenever someone would look at my ID card, priceless.
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso
That would be a bitch to say in public services like hospitals and such.
However I get called, by some of my friends, by my Surname, which makes it annoying, I mean you feel like your boss is talking to you or you are in the army or something.
Where has the "delete-post" option gone to?
a discussion with Flip (?)
a discussion with Flip (?)I dont recall mentioning anything about a "reign of Ciupita".
ps. I'm awesome.
We need a "post something sad that has happened to you" thread...Nah wasn't bad advice. at the time it was the absolute best choice, now however, the situation has changed.
Well, we gave bad advice... important part is to have fun with your life, if all else fails join the military and blow shit up.
Think of it this way Ted, now you've got a story to tell your friends/grand kids/family later in life. You are in a brand new city on your own, make the most of it! Take up a sport in a local league or something, see the city, find some good little hole in the wall restraunts, the possibilities are mostly endlessHaha you obviously haven't been to Gothenburg :) The possiblites are very very limited here.
There has to be some nightlife there though, get a new girlfriend. Whatever you do though, don't give up on school, it might be weaker course work but the degree would carry the same weight as one from a tougher school, right?Not really, studying Liberal Arts. Thinking of something a bit more immidiately practical.
I am lucky enough to be spending my 20th birthday today in Paris! :)
I have officially entered my second decade of living. 20 years and 2 hours old.We were born a day apart. We're like brothers.
also on a not so happy note, i have worked 24 hours in the last two days ( 3x8hour shifts)
one guy picks up the kit, deploys it, someone else mans it, the guy refiles his ammo, and he has a magical new mortar :P
And now we are fucked.
but come on: hitler could make nazism work, why wouldnt i be capable of create an newly economic system in wich EVERYWONE gets an great life? (yeah: 100% of the people - i may assure that)Oh boy....so much bullshit in such a short paragraph...
You really don't need to commit suicide and wait for kit to spawn. You can just replenish your ammo at ammo box (or even at mortar you just deployed I think) and you can throw new one.
We have a website, if you want you can ask for an unban. I doubt Sandre banned you just because you had many mortars going, you probably broke a server rule.
http://www.762-ranking.de/forum/forum.php
I swear for my life i didnt broke any server rule! (yes, im honest as fuck, and i didnt break any rule)
I swear for my life i didnt broke any server rule! (yes, im honest as fuck, and i didnt break any rule)
Hold on. Gonna grab a beer and some popcorns for this....
(http://www.talkbaja.com/images/smilies/popcorn%20%282%29.gif)
Carry on.
Did you go for the belt?
Damaso, just keep believing in growth :).
For once i went out with friends without having to worry about my controling ex-girlfriend and what will she think or how mad she will get. It seems breaking up with her after 6 years was a good choice.That's pretty damn great to hear. Kudos to you Bouras for breaking up with her, especially after that long a time.
How are your jobs going? Mr. Bouras?
That's pretty damn great to hear. Kudos to you Bouras for breaking up with her, especially after that long a time.
Crazy though that she was so controlling even after such a long time. But I guess that's not unusual.
For once i went out with friends without having to worry about my controling ex-girlfriend and what will she think or how mad she will get. It seems breaking up with her after 6 years was a good choice.
Only misogynists like al bundy.And here I thought I was the only one on these boards who just facepalm out of embarrasement when thinking that anyone enjoys this show.
Only misogynists like al bundy.And here I thought I was the only one on these boards who just facepalm out of embarrasement when thinking that anyone enjoys this show.
As the ancient Chinese said "beat your wife three times a day. You don't have to know why, she does. If she asks you why beat her a fourth time".
Just kidding obviously , a man who hits a woman is worth less than the dirtiest of turds. This is getting OT real fast though.
"The tongue of women is more dangerous than the sharpest swords,"
Did you just plainly take the oats?
Usually we take it with fruits (banana, kiwis, orange peels, and sort of).
I tried eating oats once. I'd rather eat cardboard box than oats again.
Oatmeal in the trashbin or the stable and get real cereal like a proper human being.
So I started long(ish) distance running, again, after I´ve been a lazy slob for the past time. I found an inredibly useful app for my cellphone that lets me track my running distance, time, average speed, route etc. and I just ran around 7.6 km in 45 minutes. Not the best time and still enough room for improvement, but I´m quite happy I kept on running without pausing and without my legs giving me too many problems. Now I just have to keep this up, of course. ^^
After 6 weeks of exams every day...What? Do you go to school in the purgatory or something?
After 6 weeks of exams every day...What? Do you go to school in the purgatory or something?
Although i understood that referance somebody called you a bitch and you're happy with it :Phttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNvk4DD1fCU ;D ;D
A doctor told me today I'd probably live until my mid 80s. Ok then.That's a really really strange thing for a doctor to say.
How cold is too cold in Ohio?
-17 Celcius and they close down schools? Grow a pair silly Ohioans. :PBut it's the POLAR VORTEX!
-17 Celcius and they close down schools? Grow a pair silly Ohioans. :PBut it's the POLAR VORTEX!
Here they think about it around -40 Celsius..
I don't remember my schools ever being closed because of cold. Plenty of times I didn't go to school as my school bus had stopped working long before it arrived to my stop though ;D. On lower grades it was kinda annoying when I still didn't have cellphone, so I just waited until I was sure bus is never going to come.
Been there done that :PI don't remember my schools ever being closed because of cold. Plenty of times I didn't go to school as my school bus had stopped working long before it arrived to my stop though ;D. On lower grades it was kinda annoying when I still didn't have cellphone, so I just waited until I was sure bus is never going to come.
Our school bus once slid off the road when we were in it, so we got the day off. Luckily noone was hurt.
Simple explanation to finland having the best schools and education in the world. Unlike America, their schools close for nothing.
When are you going back to civilization and proper measuring, CPS? That country seems to be corrupting you qucikly.
Happy note:
New education I jumped on, History of ideas, is starting really well. Second course of that I'm taking, and within a year I'll have a proper bachelor of arts. Feels good, and the tempo is insane compared to my previous Liberal Arts education, interesting reading as well.
Currently focusing on critique of civilizations, so reading Rosseau, Fanon etc. and I chose to read Zygmunt Bauman as an extra-curricular read - looking forward to it a lot.
Yes, it's a quite widely known fact that the fairly new invention of the jacket has still not spread to some parts of the US.Simple explanation to finland having the best schools and education in the world. Unlike America, their schools close for nothing.
Perhaps. Though my university has never closed for anything before - this is unprecedented. Unlike you hardy Nords here there are worries that people aren't adequately prepared for cold.
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O.. my...god... i'm done. I can get married now.
I am taking a military history course at uni. It's just for fun, because my college is reputedly one of the best colleges for military history and I thought I should take at least one class on it, since clearly we're all nerds about it.
Anyway, the exam I had for it today was the most fun exam I've ever had.
We had four essay questions that we had to answer, in character as people in different scenarios.
The first was "You are a burgermeister of a Flemish town, surrendering to the army of Louis XIV. What terms do you expect to recieve, how do you think you and your town will be treated, and what will happen?"
No. 2 was "You are a Dutch gunner serving onboard Admiral Tromp's flagship at the Battle of the Downs in 1639. The Spanish fleet you are facing outnumbers you almost 3-to-1. How confident do you feel going into battle? What do you expect will happen?"
3 was "You are a Janissary captain leading your orta, fighting in the Vienna suburbs in September during the siege of 1683. How is the siege going? What are your strategies? What do you think of your opponent?"
4 was "You are a French musketeer, preparing for an attack by an Anglo-Dutch force at the Battle of Malplaquet. Describe the sights and sounds of the battle? Will you stand and fight?"
Each scenario required that we both actually knew what happened, but also that we had a deeper understanding. Plus, it was really fun to write. Like writing tiny little first-person historical fiction. Awesome!
http://gbtimes.com/life/year-horse-gallops-athens
IM FAMOUS BITCHES !!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha no name though last year they got the name of the guy performing.
Reattached to 45th Recon and posted to North Caucasus, excited and ready to fight! I swear it feels like this will be the year we put down those damned rebels, terrorists, Georgians, protestors, gangsters, reporters, and whatever else comes along. Can't say I've felt this good in a long time.
Reattached to 45th Recon and posted to North Caucasus, excited and ready to fight! I swear it feels like this will be the year we put down those damned rebels, terrorists, Georgians, protestors, gangsters, reporters, and whatever else comes along. Can't say I've felt this good in a long time.
If it's not a secret, what position? Also, isn't the only way for you to serve both now and in the Afghan war of 1979-1989 that you became (or were from the beginning) an officer in the meantime? If you don't mind me asking, of course.
Yeah, same VPN I've been using for 2 or so years. If you look up a few recent posts it'll probably be Russia before I managed to set it up.I've been quite doubtful about this stuff for a long time, mainly because of this..Reattached to 45th Recon and posted to North Caucasus, excited and ready to fight! I swear it feels like this will be the year we put down those damned rebels, terrorists, Georgians, protestors, gangsters, reporters, and whatever else comes along. Can't say I've felt this good in a long time.
If it's not a secret, what position? Also, isn't the only way for you to serve both now and in the Afghan war of 1979-1989 that you became (or were from the beginning) an officer in the meantime? If you don't mind me asking, of course.
IP country code: US
IP address country: United States
Won't go into more detail with that tho.
Not something happy, the exact opposite.Dude, take him to a vet. Also, the god is Crom (if we're thinking of the same thing.)
This friendly cat that keeps us company while at work got attacked by dogs and is pretty banged up... I bandaged it and I think I managed to control the bleeding but I ain't too sure, at least not for all injuries. He's got two big cuts the size of my thumb (fingertip only) and a tooth sized one where the skin is fully torn and I can see inside, which are the ones I bandaged, then a couple of smaller ones which are not that much of a concern. I think his back left leg is also broken or twisted badly. No real bandages as well had to use paper towels and some string to hold them on him.
Pray to krom that he pulls through guys...
I'm surprised he hasn't made 'em switch teams yet ;)High five!
/Edit: Oh, apparently she is already swingin' for the other team.
@hOMEr_jAy Don't or Don´t? ;DDon´t You´re not racist, aren´t you?
Thank you thank you.
I do consider myself very happy lately tough. Finnaly found friends. Real ones,
And he began to threathen me, saying he would reveal to everyone about my shooting sport. In the past i never told anyone. But the people i know, do know.
He went to one of my friends (the twin sister of my current crush), and he told her everything. She pretended she "did not knew" And told him to fuck off before he would get his ass kicked by her.
Simply amazing <3
...'Cause the people will think you're crazy for having many rifles in your house and shooting them?Yep, thats a new trend in Belgium :)
Congratulations Theta, sounds like life in an upbeat. You seem genuinely happy about life, which is great and I'm kind of jealous of that.Thank you and good luck to you aswel (No hard feeling bout dem political debates, ey Budday? :) )
Though life has picked up for me since before christmas when I became single again and school was miserable. Know though, my new studies are absolutely perfect for me, I moved to a new room amazing room right in the middle of Gothenburg, got some closure from my ex and can say that I'm over her but we're still friends. Gotten much closer to my friends I've made here, i feel at home in the new city. And got a couple of girls on the radar, keeping tabs and having alternatives to go for.
'grats again theta, and cheers to life right now.
Course your my pal!Thank you thank you.
I do consider myself very happy lately tough. Finnaly found friends. Real ones,
I am not your friend? :-[And he began to threathen me, saying he would reveal to everyone about my shooting sport. In the past i never told anyone. But the people i know, do know.
He went to one of my friends (the twin sister of my current crush), and he told her everything. She pretended she "did not knew" And told him to fuck off before he would get his ass kicked by her.
Simply amazing <3
Such a dick move, no worries, real friend don't care what your hobbies are, you don't hurt anyone with it.
Don´t You´re not racist, aren´t you?
;)
I never thought I´d say that, but I´m kinda jealous of Theta because he can own guns legally. :/
Job interview next monday and two other applications in the pipeline, hopefully I can reach my number one choice and get an interview going too.I too have an interview some time in the next month. Didn't think I'd get it, since I don't consider my application to be all that good. I guess the face to face chats with some of the people involved helped.
It's been almost a year since I last held it. Don't know how soft it is. I have to say it has much brighter metal than the one we see in FH2. It seemed solid enough for me but I am no weapon expert.
If it was that soft, I guess my uncle would have warned me before handing it to me.
EDIT:
Looks more like this
(http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/15911/15826716_1m.jpg?v=8CFF299199DF670)
than like this
(http://u.jimdo.com/www300/o/sd79cf227197d7ead/img/i4525de2565a88422/1279005843/std/sturmgewehr-44.jpg)
Congratz.He's Asian, his options are limited.
Which subject, if I might ask?
I know someone who goes to Penn State. She sucks.
ZINGI know someone who goes to Penn State. She sucks.
I don't see the problem, all woman should suck.
Congratz.
Which subject, if I might ask?
Congratz.
Which subject, if I might ask?
Petroleum Engineer
Where are you sitting then? :PThat's incredibly impressive. You should be able to read War & Peace in a few hours, then.
Oh speaking of ASOIAF, I read the entire series in 3 days last week.
Wow Theta, just 2 weeks ago we were both happy about life and everything was going great, and it all falls down this week bor both of us.Amen brother amen
Fuck this week. Can't wait for monday.
staticzzMan! You learn fast!
Is this the sister of the girl who likes you?She is currently on hiatus as she has fallen in love with a scumbag asshole who gets all the ladies in the neighbourhood, altough we were flirting heavily with eachother yesterday. She said she is no longer in contact with him, that nothing happend. I want proof first.
Is this the sister of the girl who likes you?She is currently on hiatus as she has fallen in love with a scumbag asshole who gets all the ladies in the neighbourhood, altough we were flirting heavily with eachother yesterday. She said she is no longer in contact with him, that nothing happend. I want proof first.
Just found The War by Ken Burns, at home.
Oh I'm stuck now in a marathon.
I already told her you dumb poor greek bastard! GET BACK TO WORK INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE! GOTTA PAY BACK THAT DEBT :DIs this the sister of the girl who likes you?She is currently on hiatus as she has fallen in love with a scumbag asshole who gets all the ladies in the neighbourhood, altough we were flirting heavily with eachother yesterday. She said she is no longer in contact with him, that nothing happend. I want proof first.
How bout you fucking tell her how you fucking feel for a fucking change. God fucking damn it, for all you fucking know she might be acting this fucking way to get you interested.
Who dares wins. There is not many alternatives anyway, A)She gets with you B)She doesn't. Are you willing to lose her without even trying or take your chance?
Let me paint you a picture so that i motivate you even more: Remember that asshole who tried entering your friendly circle and told them of your hobbies? Yeah, imagine him pummeling away on the girl you like and you, not having asked her anything, simply hear of that from mutual friends. Could you live with that?
Kissing and touching girls with boyfriends now huh
"Oh we're not doing anything, we just drool on each other's necks and I motorboat her from time to time, nothing sexual...she has a boyfriend, you know"
"Oh we're not doing anything, we just drool on each other's necks and I motorboat her from time to time, nothing sexual...she has a boyfriend, you know"
Kissing and touching girls with boyfriends now huh"Oh we're not doing anything, we just drool on each other's necks and I motorboat her from time to time, nothing sexual...she has a boyfriend, you know"
this thread is comedy gold, lol
"I broke all contact with that guy, i regret it all, i think we should go on a date"
Me: i think we should just kiss right now
And so i did, not waiting any answer. And we kept at it for several minutes. In wich she just said: Wow
...i have no idea where i got the courage to do that hahaha.
this thread is comedy gold, lolOh yes it's amazing fun!
and shit with her wile you are with her.I'm not sure she'd enjoy having company while taking a shit
I'm not sure she'd enjoy having company while taking a shit
I'm not sure she'd enjoy having company while taking a shitWho said she would know about it?
...i have no idea where i got the courage to do that hahaha.
You're fucking welcome...
Damaso: Relax. There is about 2 billion females and another 1 billion of unspecified gender. You will find someone.
how can i describe my type of girl?Nobody sends pictures of anybody here. Do I really have to tell you why this is wrong and creepy, Damaso?
Its like classic you see? well... i guess we need some pics here! im gonna send some pics of my crush (not nudes lol but i just want opinions...)
Not gonna sent you a pic of my ex. Trust me she was kind and sweet, shy and slutty just the right amount exactly when was needed. She was perfect to spent a life with, but for my current age she was not the right girl. I don't want to spent my entire life without having a single other relationship. You do not understand now, i didn't either, but you will if you spent 6 years with the same person at this young age. This age where you are is about partying, stupid decisions and life lessons.
You're not gonna live forever. Enjoy life at its fullest with or without girls.
but what if all of those 2 bilion females are swaggers? i mean.. im not that kind of guy who wants to put his penis down the troath of the girl with big boobs or big ass... i mean... how can i describe my type of girl?
i mean.. im not that kind of guy who wants to put his penis down the troath of the girl with big boobs or big ass...good, you giving up on that sure opens up my opportunities to do just that.
i mean.. im not that kind of guy who wants to put his penis down the troath of the girl with big boobs or big ass...good, you giving up on that sure opens up my opportunities to do just that.
Dude, Stop being afaggotTsudere and start living your life. The point of liking someone and talking to them is actually making them like you back. If you cant do that then so be it. You will find others. And no not all girls are like that. Most of them act like that due to their age. If you cant stand it find older girls like i did my ex was 2 years older than me.
(Wait, i was 16, isnt that paedo?)
Gratz Damaso. At least you seem to make more progress then poor theta :D
On another note, i would make a great detective.
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Yeeeeeahh....
So i went on a date yesterday with her. She wanted something cliche, so we did movie and dinner.
it was fun, but she immediatly started to talk about her Ex Boyfriend, who was her only BF so far. She left him cause he beated her and her dad up (angry muslim tunesian guy). And he said: Every boyfriend you will get, will get his ass kicked by me.
So...no worries for me, right? i mean, it has been only a year....and she never had been with a guy...ever since she broke up..
I'm fucked
So i went on a date yesterday with her. She wanted something cliche, so we did movie and dinner.
it was fun, but she immediatly started to talk about her Ex Boyfriend, who was her only BF so far. She left him cause he beated her and her dad up (angry muslim tunesian guy). And he said: Every boyfriend you will get, will get his ass kicked by me.
So...no worries for me, right? i mean, it has been only a year....and she never had been with a guy...ever since she broke up..
I'm fucked
On another note, i would make a great detective.Oh come on, everyone could see that from miles away.
You got a room full of guns, Theta, I doubt he'll try anything if you are known for your shooting hobby.oooh almost forgot about those
Don't worry, those never do anything unless they are in a group of 6 minimum. If they ask you what the problem is, then tell him there is some retard midget in you way but you don't want to say it to him because you don't want to make him cry.
This thread contains too much boy soap.
Damaso, answer me this:
Do you know her? Have you ever had a conversation at all?On another note, i would make a great detective.Oh come on, everyone could see that from miles away.
you are not allowed to say that! thats racist!
1.68cm actually
you are not allowed to say that! thats racist!
1.68cm actually
you are not allowed to say that! thats racist!
1.68cm actually
you are not allowed to say that! thats racist!
1.68cm actually
So you're having at a Carthaginian that's actually smaller than Napoleon?
This is getting interesting...
I think I hate this thread.
I asked for a weeks leave from work in June. Will probably get two weeks instead. Finland here i come.
I think I hate this thread.One only has to look into a mirror, Lord of Cacti.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRpnDxHXiDYI think I hate this thread.One only has to look into a mirror, Lord of Cacti.
Jezus you guys cant be serious. I hate the phrase and blabla but: you are putting pussy on a pedestal.
Lol, i guess i just hate all the women rigth now... (and im for real)
And learn some spelling while you are busy hating too.
How are you gonna lure them there though, you are terrible with women.
Still the fact that you consider easier to become a dictator, build camps for concentrated women and gather them there easier than talking to a 16 year old girl is just hilarious.
Maybe he's gonna direct something like one of these
(http://www.dantenet.com/er/ERchives/reviews/s_reviews/ss-hell-pack.jpg)
Well, it is true that he shakes things up a little on our forums. "interesting" is a good word.You are an idiot.
Thank you, Damaso, for making these boards interesting. Never have as many people facepalmed at the same time before you arrived.
I'm beginning to consider sending letter bombs to random addresses in Portgual in an admittedly desperate but sincere attempt at killing you. May history not judge me too harshly.That's a not bad attempt. How about nukes? We might just get lucky.
I'm beginning to consider sending letter bombs to random addresses in Portgual in an admittedly desperate but sincere attempt at killing you. May history not judge me too harshly.
I'm beginning to consider sending letter bombs to random addresses in Portgual in an admittedly desperate but sincere attempt at killing you. May history not judge me too harshly.
I'm beginning to consider sending letter bombs to random addresses in Portgual in an admittedly desperate but sincere attempt at killing you. May history not judge me too harshly.
Hey guys, easy, one day Damaso might have access to an air force.
Hey guys, easy, one day Damaso might have access to an air force.
Also, that was (a bit) over the top TS. I distance myself from such stuff.
You use words such as "fornicate" and still can't spell "when". There is something terribly off about this, but I can't put my finger on it just yet.
Also, that was (a bit) over the top TS. I distance myself from such stuff.
He's not in fucking heartbreak-mode. He doesn't even know her, and she doesn't know him. They haven't spoken for 5 months, and before that only short sentences.
He's a 16 year old guy and claims that he loves this girl. He has no idea what love is. He's a creepy guy who just looks at her from afar and gets mad that she's not with him.
I even linked the "Denko? (´・ω・`)" text, he couldn't see himself in it but just thought it was funny. (here it is: http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails )
I have never seen a person with so little self-awareness.
Every person on this forum now has on several occasions told him to get professional help, but being so full of himself he somehow ignore the posts that don't reinforce his current thoughts.
If someone says "I like your passion Damaso, but you're too young and disturbed - you need professional help first" he replies "Thanks! I know I'm passionate!".
(...)
First of all, you are in a heartbreak mode. That means, you can't think clearly. For me, it takes at least 2 years (if you don't do alcohol) to normally recover, unless you find other lass in the middle of the way.
YOu have memories when you were 0 years old? o_0.
Ah well, i have nothing to say in my defense... what should one do wen EVERYONE is against him in a situation like this?a)- Resignb)- Keep Figthing
c)- change yourself in order to get rid of the problematic personality traits that make people hate you.
Henrique,
Find a hobby, find a people with similar hobby, try to fit in, get along, get normal. PROFIT! (no capitalism nonsense here)
See why society doesnt make any sence?
Half the people say: "No need to change yourself - keep up figthing for your ideas!" (history had many people like that as well)
But some other half tells me than "If you dont fit other's behaviour - change it"
Question: who can i trust?
Does that mean i need to think than following politics is really something impossible for me? and what about my hopes and plans than i made all this time until here than can go ahead and work, and would be in vain if i just resigned now? do i need to become a swagger or some shit like that, and start smoking/drinking? do i need to think than i will be rich and famous in the fufutre like most of the people do? do i need to stop bein nice to strangers and dont give them a single fuck wen they try to speak with me? (and the list goes on...)
I will keep up with politics indeed.. but i think i also need to learn than i cant fit everyone's point of view: i have people who actually agreed with me in such political topics (not on this forum of course) so i guess i just need to stay close to my allies and dont give a single fuck about the ones who seem to be hostile to me, instead of trying to be friendly..
Also, i would like to know wich "problematic personality traits" do i need to get rid of - what stuff do i really need to stop doing winout screwing with my polititian career.. do people hate me because they think i can actually reach my objective, and they cant? are they jealous? are they anarchists? do they think im a nazi? do they think im trolling? i mean: what's the problem here?
c)- change yourself in order to get rid of the problematic personality traits that make people hate you.
See why society doesnt make any sence?
Half the people say: "No need to change yourself - keep up figthing for your ideas!" (history had many people like that as well)
But some other half tells me than "If you dont fit other's behaviour - change it"
and yes, I join theta, damaso and the others about women-"problems". Starting to fall for a friend of a friend, she's doing the same for me. The only problem is our common friend - probably my closest friend I made since I moved to gothenburg, is madly in love with her and has been for a long time, she knows that but doesn't feel the same way. So I have to solve this situations somehow without looking like a complete arse.
and yes, I join theta, damaso and the others about women-"problems". Starting to fall for a friend of a friend, she's doing the same for me. The only problem is our common friend - probably my closest friend I made since I moved to gothenburg, is madly in love with her and has been for a long time, she knows that but doesn't feel the same way. So I have to solve this situations somehow without looking like a complete arse.
@Kalkalash, what job did you get?Got hired by Moventas Wind (manufactures windmill transmissions). I'll be working at their newest plant. The exact details of my responsibilities are still unknown to me but I'm signing the contract on Wednesday and I'm guessing that's when I'll get the full briefing.
"Post something happy that happened to you"
I decided to read up a bit on what's been happening on this forum.
I'm still disappointed that he had clothes in that picture.Bah! That picture shouldn't even count.
That aint a happy thing.
HIJOE!
I'm still disappointed that he had clothes in that picture.
Bah! That picture shouldn't even count.
There are some things in life, Fuchs, that just don't change :)Would've shown you the exit it had changed.
Bought a new PC screen, LG 27" for only 180€. I'm going to pick her up on Tuesday.
Got a new Girlfriend. We just had our second date where i hit first base and got close to second.
Today was a good day.
Repost from facebook:Congratulations!
So my presentation went great, and I won Best Graduate Paper for my dept, AND the Charles Macune Award for outstanding academic accomplishment and leadership. HUZZAH!
Presentation was my thesis project on the development of the Sept. Campaign mythos. Also, those awards came with $400 and $1000 respectively. ;)
AND the Charles Macune Award
A few days ago I got a new job. I love it and have amazing co-workers. I am doing well at it, too. On top of that, I am being paid for it, making me even happier.
Thanks guys :D Next up I get inducted to Phi Alpha Theta, the history honours society, on May 17th, I get my honours convocation ceremony on May 16th (MA only had one level, "Graduated with Distinction", for GPA of 3.885 or over, I'm a healthy 3.97), then the official graduation ceremony is May 21st :) Right now I only have to turn in the final draft of my paper on Wednesday, and then I'm done with the MA!I also got inducted into Phi Alpha Theta, last month. That makes us frat brothers I guess.
A few days ago I got a new job. I love it and have amazing co-workers. I am doing well at it, too. On top of that, I am being paid for it, making me even happier.
And what is it that you do so well?
Damaso i dont know if you noticed but it hasn't been a week since she was with that guy. She sounds a lot like the other girl whores you have described so far.
It is quite possible that that girl friend of hers might like you.
listeting Grand Theft Auto love songsI'm not sure what you mean by GTA love songs, guessing the soundtrack. Maybe this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH6yD8zobM
Did somebody required my assistance?
My crush just declared "i only want a rich boyfriend with a BMW"
So my reaction was:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6lgbvEMI1rg1i0co1_500.gif)
Repost from facebook:
So my presentation went great, and I won Best Graduate Paper for my dept, AND the Charles Macune Award for outstanding academic accomplishment and leadership. HUZZAH!
Presentation was my thesis project on the development of the Sept. Campaign mythos. Also, those awards came with $400 and $1000 respectively. ;)
I bought a new house today and I have seen my second child in echoscopia: she is 100% healthy! :) I am a very happy man!
So: my beautifull crush and her boyfriend finished (for real now - i dont know the reason, but one friend of mine made me know about it)
I was forgetting about her... AND RIGTH IN THE TIME I WAS FORGETTING ABOUT HER, HER RELATIONSHIP ENDS!
No way: i will take Theta as an example: not going to run towards her begging for love. i will remain myself loyal to my efforts to forget her.
Did somebody required my assistance?
My crush just declared "i only want a rich boyfriend with a BMW"
So my reaction was:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6lgbvEMI1rg1i0co1_500.gif)
I bought a new house today and I have seen my second child in echoscopia: she is 100% healthy! :) I am a very happy man!
Maybe this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH6yD8zobMHaha! Thank you for that. I love hearing a catchy song again that I used to listen to years ago and totally forgot about.
Do you really want to have your first intercourse ever with a hooker? I don´t know how you are seeing this, but paying for sex is pathetic. I wouldn´t do it.
listeting Grand Theft Auto love songsI'm not sure what you mean by GTA love songs, guessing the soundtrack. Maybe this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH6yD8zobM
Finally, we all sin. The only way to be saved is by the loving grace of the LORD, who offers you eternal life through Christ. No matter what you do, God will forgive you if you decide to follow him and accept this great gift.
Point is: ENJOY YOUR LIFE, ITS THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE AND ITS DAMN SHORT. (am an atheist btw)
Wulfburk, no offence, but what security do you have if you believe that? Nothing. If you accept Jesus Christ, he will lead you to eternal life after you death and protect you from evil. You will not regret it.
Finally, we all sin. The only way to be saved is by the loving grace of the LORD, who offers you eternal life through Christ. No matter what you do, God will forgive you if you decide to follow him and accept this great gift.
Damaso, your mother is a prostitute isn't she? Is this one of her friends she has in mind?
Also, worth repeating after this page: I love this thread.
Finally, we all sin. The only way to be saved is by the loving grace of the LORD, who offers you eternal life through Christ. No matter what you do, God will forgive you if you decide to follow him and accept this great gift.
Wulfburk, no offence, but what security do you have if you believe that? Nothing. If you accept Jesus Christ, he will lead you to eternal life after you death and protect you from evil. You will not regret it.
They have a sign that says Dogs and Wannabe Dictators not allowed.
What price range do they have at that club?
Welp, I got a bottle of bison grass vodka and a box of apple juice, that sounds like a good Saturday evening.
It's the little things in life you know?
a full 5 seconds of it, lol.You don't have to be mean, 6,5.
btw: in hafl an hour, i get my virginity lost.. still not 100% cool with this, but at least will get some pleasure
It's just his mom pulling a prank on poor damaso anyway, I'm calling it.
Boobs "tasted" like balloons (for real!)
maybe its better that you used a condom........
maybe its better that you used a condom........
No condom in the world is going to help Damaso now. You all should have payed more attention in your sexual education lessons. Who the fuck gets the idea to lick a hookers pussy ffs?
Searching for some good pleasure, i licked her pussy for a wile..
You all should have payed more attention in your sexual education lessons. Who the fuck gets the idea to lick a hookers pussy ffs?
I don't have words for this...I'm just laughing ;D
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6311209728/h9FF1E1C5/)
You've got it figured out alright. Don't give up until you find a whore who doesn't use condoms. Live your dreams!I have tears in my eyes! This is too good.
This is not, the greatest thread in the world no!
Its just a tribute!
Guys! stahp!
Lets just forget about this!
Follow the normal trail of this topic, and post your happy moments instead of commenting my sex life.. (im begging)
I'm still wondering whether this is a very elaborate Sacha Baron Cohen Character, preparing for a new film.Thought about that too. Actually "Damaso" is a fictional character. There is a guy and major troll behind it who is a pure genius.
We only want to help you damaso.
Go get yourself checked. Eating out a hooker is incredibly disgusting and you probably have a multitude of STDs now, don't know what you were thinking.
Has this experience changed your views on women and life in general? what would happen to the hookers if you became a dictator?
What has your mother said to you afterwards?
also, farting/queefing during sex is pretty damn common.
I'm still wondering whether this is a very elaborate Sacha Baron Cohen Character, preparing for a new film.Thought about that too. Actually "Damaso" is a fictional character. There is a guy and major troll behind it who is a pure genius.
This guy just can´t be for real.
I am absolutely at a loss for words for what this guy is bringing to the forums :o
Well Damaso, if you ever gonna be a dictator you will want to kill each and everybody
here who has read this or the world will laugh even more than it probably will do anyways
90% of the people in this forum dont give a single fuck about my political life
Heres something happy that happened to me guys:
>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry" as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
And that's Anon lost his virginity
Heres something happy that happened to me guys:
>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry" as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
And that's Anon lost his virginity
Heres something happy that happened to me guys:
>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry" as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
And that's Anon lost his virginity
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;D
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;D
Why should i've killed her with a crossbown?
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;DWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;DWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
In a popular TV series, a teenage character with similar political ambitions and slightly off character did just that, as his uncle set this meeting up for him.
The parallels can not be denied.
I wouldn't call that English.
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;DWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
In a popular TV series, a teenage character with similar political ambitions and slightly off character did just that, as his uncle set this meeting up for him.
The parallels can not be denied.
No, when his uncle set the meeting he beat her up. He killed her after littlefinger wanted to get rid of her.
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;DWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
In a popular TV series, a teenage character with similar political ambitions and slightly off character did just that, as his uncle set this meeting up for him.
The parallels can not be denied.
No, when his uncle set the meeting he beat her up. He killed her after littlefinger wanted to get rid of her.
Yeah right: and what if I get in another kind of movie with a more interesting role in it? Like being Rommel or some guy like that who ends up getting killed by their own Nazi partners, but manages to do a great work while he's alive...
(OH! and about my english:)
Believe me or not: my grammar is awful as fuck..I believe you but I'm way better speaking than actually writing... some people ask me if I'm american, and after they find out that I'm Portuguese, they say that I speak very well...
Obviously, sometimes my conversation gets stuck... but i do have a better understanding of the english language than most of the people around here who are non american/english.
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;DWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
In a popular TV series, a teenage character with similar political ambitions and slightly off character did just that, as his uncle set this meeting up for him.
The parallels can not be denied.
No, when his uncle set the meeting he beat her up. He killed her after littlefinger wanted to get rid of her.
Yeah right: and what if I get in another kind of movie with a more interesting role in it? Like being Rommel or some guy like that who ends up getting killed by their own Nazi partners, but manages to do a great work while he's alive...
(OH! and about my english:)
Believe me or not: my grammar is awful as fuck..I believe you but I'm way better speaking than actually writing... some people ask me if I'm american, and after they know I'm Portuguese, they say that I speak very well...
Obviously, sometimes my conversation gets stuck... but i do have a better understanding of the english language than most of the people around here who are non american/english.
Here, fixed it. You can learn from other posts here and I strongly suggest you do. Because it's downright stupid to write "treath" if there are countless examples of "thread". Or writing "wen" instead of "when". "Everywone" ---> "Everyone". Seriously.
Belive me or not: my grammar is awful as fuck..
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;DWhy should i've killed her with a crossbown?
In a popular TV series, a teenage character with similar political ambitions and slightly off character did just that, as his uncle set this meeting up for him.
The parallels can not be denied.
No, when his uncle set the meeting he beat her up. He killed her after littlefinger wanted to get rid of her.
Yeah right: and what if I get in another kind of movie with a more interesting role in it? Like being Rommel or some guy like that who ends up getting killed by their own Nazi partners, but manages to do a great work while he's alive...
(OH! and about my english:)
Believe me or not: my grammar is awful as fuck..I believe you but I'm way better speaking than actually writing... some people ask me if I'm american, and after they know I'm Portuguese, they say that I speak very well...
Obviously, sometimes my conversation gets stuck... but i do have a better understanding of the english language than most of the people around here who are non american/english.
Here, fixed it. You can learn from other posts here and I strongly suggest you do. Because it's downright stupid to write "treath" if there are countless examples of "thread". Or writing "wen" instead of "when". "Everywone" ---> "Everyone". Seriously.
I am really sorry for it... i just type my own way all along, not minding too much about ortographic errors...
I had an excellent weekend reenacting. My comrades and I turned a barn into a very nice living history display over the weekend, we stayed there for three days and talked to the public. It was lots of fun, though I hate dealing with kids, I discovered. On saturday night we watched a period newsreel, a German cartoon and the 1938 version of King Kong, in German! Lots of fun, I'll post some pics soon I hope.
does it only change the subtitles/german voices of the original film, or does it actually add stuff than isnt original, and put some goverment propaganda over it?
But well.. you know: Portugal was such neutral and peacefull nation back in the 40's with our Salazar leader... also, people are kinda ignorant over here about history (well, they just dont give a single fuck) and so the World War 2 is not something very popular around here..
But well.. you know: Portugal was such neutral and peacefull nation back in the 40's with our Salazar leader... also, people are kinda ignorant over here about history (well, they just dont give a single fuck) and so the World War 2 is not something very popular around here..
Not true.
People know plenty about history in Portugal, but you must live inside a cave thats why the average knowledge there is low.
Guess no2: You live in a small town on the coast
New rap battle, finally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krQHQvtIr6w
The day you get inaugurated as Supreme Leader of the Iberian Nation is the day I am the CEO of Coca-Cola, Audi and the US Defence Ministry. The same Defence Ministry that by then is outsourced to Disney.
I am the CEO of Coca-ColaCan I get free supply of Cola if that happens? A dictatorshipment of Cola, yeeeah.
(...) A dictatorshipment of Cola, yeeeah.
Dictatorshipment.An excellent band name.
This is truly very bad.
"Dictatorialshipment is very bad, because people get spanked by police,
I wouldn't want to get spanked by police though. Though that happens in a democraticshipment too
Maybe the teacher just wants to steal your ideas and become dictator herself?
Sorry couldn't resist saying this ;D
Lifetime free supply of Coca Cola Zero Lemon Vanilla it is.I am the CEO of Coca-ColaCan I get free supply of Cola if that happens? A dictatorshipment of Cola, yeeeah.
I wouldn't want to get spanked by police though. Though that happens in a democraticshipment too
Exacly.
People are just eigther too ignorant/lazy, or whatever to think than eigther on a democracy or an Dictatorship, you can be killed by the goverment.
Its not about the system - its about the ones who rule.
Obviously, in democracy APARENTLY there are less abuses, because the goverment hides them pretty damn well (so the respective party's reputation doesnt fall) hoewer, in a dictatorship, people know what is REAL forbiben, and what is not.
Some time ago, one journalist got kicked out of her job, BECAUSE she exposed goverment corruption over here (YET in a democracy!)... but you see no laws saying than if someone shares and acuses the goverment of corruption, it will be arrested/lose their job, BECAUSE that ruin the democracy's and goverment reputation towards the people.
Wile in a dictatorship, its obvious than if you do something like that, you get probably arrested...
Does anyone here remembers that guy who gave up secret U.S. CIA informations about spying over Europe? well... isnt america an democracy? so yeah: he was still arrested.
Is that benelovent in a democracy? is that rigth? are they behaving acorying to their liberal ideas? or are they just using them so they pretend to be an totaly humanistic way to lead a country?
Bullshit.
Im not saying is good to forbibe people to speak... AND dictatorship DOESNT forbibe people to speak! (only the ones who lead it can take that as an option - wich is usualy used by dictators BUT is not surely a way to identify an dictatorship.)
But at least respect your own believings: If you are dumb to the point than for you, an dictatorship is an system wich HAS to arrest people who are against what goverment does, so think about your democracy, and tell me what is done to those who go against the "democratic goverments" as well.
Maybe the teacher just wants to steal your ideas and become dictator herself?
Sorry couldn't resist saying this ;D
Shes an anarchist AFAIK
I discovered that one day, wen we were speaking about despotism in history class (1 year ago) and someone asked the teacher wich political ideology did her agreed. She said "Anarchist", and then, a lot of classmates asked the teacher what was anarchism.
At the end of such class, i speak with teachers (you know: i like to speak) and so i asked her if she was anarchist for real. And she said: "ah no: i said that because they dont know what anarchism is" (and i bet my life here she was lying.. i dont have any personal hate against anarchists, but they do start looking to me and discriminating me once i speak EVEN if im not treahtening anyone.)
But nowadays, i just learned to reject and put anarchist people apart as well:
I try to be nice and friendly to everyone - even if i know than such person ideology is going to go agaisnt my ideology, i try to ignore that, and still bein friendly... but that anarchist person will always try to screw me up by the back any time they can. I just got myself tired of trying to be nice to anarchist people.
I am really sorry for those who are anarchists here - but if you are one of those than say stuff like: "Neigther Adolf Hitler or Hugo Chavez" (because you think polititians = 100% evil winout even trying to search for what they are really trying to achieve) dont expect honest folks (or people like me) to be friendly towards such ideas.
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Dictatorshipment.(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7623/la9.gif)
(Copyr 2013 - Maj B)
Just out of curiosity: what caused you to reprove twice, Damaso?
Slayer that's beautiful.Just ftr, I didn't make that, I just reposted it (that's why I added copyrights). But yes, I agree: it's beautiful.
Slayer that's beautiful.Just ftr, I didn't make that, I just reposted it (that's why I added copyrights). But yes, I agree: it's beautiful.
I never understood this one. Damaso, what is Gaws?
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Thanks, changed the copyrights accordingly.Slayer that's beautiful.Just ftr, I didn't make that, I just reposted it (that's why I added copyrights). But yes, I agree: it's beautiful.
Done by Achtungsnow by the way, posted by Bouras ;)
Just out of curiosity: what caused you to reprove twice, Damaso?It's actually a serious question, no jokes intended.
Thanks, changed the copyrights accordingly.Slayer that's beautiful.Just ftr, I didn't make that, I just reposted it (that's why I added copyrights). But yes, I agree: it's beautiful.
Done by Achtungsnow by the way, posted by Bouras ;)
You're welcome on the picture, Damaso. Just put your famous word into Google images and you will find it everytime you want it.
On another note, do you have an answer to my question?Just out of curiosity: what caused you to reprove twice, Damaso?It's actually a serious question, no jokes intended.
Just out of curiosity: what caused you to reprove twice, Damaso?
"people get spanked by police"(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/3150/1-1/sexy-police-detective-costume.jpg)
why did you bring a gun to school?
You're welcome on the picture, Damaso. Just put your famous word into Google images and you will find it everytime you want it.
I never understood this one. Damaso, what is Gaws?
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If you are totally selfless. Don't bring suicide attempts to public or place where it might potentially harm others. That is already an evidence where your points of being good dictator is complete nonsense. Plus, you are not that capable enough to understand all things, including science and mathematics. Knowing history alone is not enough, and it is often biased.I never understood this one. Damaso, what is Gaws?
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Is that JFK between Stalin and Kim Jong Il?
The reason i get to power its because i have a plan in mind wich can actually change the tide of the social-economical situation of Portugal, and many other countries in the world. Did you ever think it was possible for a country to give to everyone at the same time, the possibility and quality of life even bigger than Bill Gates for example? obviously, thats impossible eigther in Capitalism, or Comunism... but my ideology, is something wich tresspass those two, and can actually make things like that possible.Do you really think your plan is perfect, with an answer to everything?
Well, since i am still looking for the topic for my masters thesis in political science i would be very interested in such a theory :D :D
The reason i get to power its because i have a plan in mind wich can actually change the tide of the social-economical situation of Portugal, and many other countries in the world. Did you ever think it was possible for a country to give to everyone at the same time, the possibility and quality of life even bigger than Bill Gates for example? obviously, thats impossible eigther in Capitalism, or Comunism... but my ideology, is something wich tresspass those two, and can actually make things like that possible.Do you really think your plan is perfect, with an answer to everything?
To fully understand the socio-economic situation you really need to pay attention in school. You need to understand many aspects of a problem and not just say "It will be better".
If you are to rise to power, people won't just follow you 'cause you have an idea. You need to understand how to actually apply this idea with the means provided.
(considering than she is speaking to an class made by persons wich age is around 14-15, and i reproved 2 years so im 17 now)
The most relevant thing is this:(considering than she is speaking to an class made by persons wich age is around 14-15, and i reproved 2 years so im 17 now)
That actually explains alot. ;D
Ohh.. nobody commented on my image from the last page :(
Ohh.. nobody commented on my image from the last page :(Well, it was good, but not amazing, the bar has been set really high with previous pics, not so easy to impress people anymore. :D
Ohh.. nobody commented on my image from the last page :(Well, it was good, but not amazing, the bar has been set really high with previous pics, not so easy to impress people anymore. :D
The most relevant thing is this:(considering than she is speaking to an class made by persons wich age is around 14-15, and i reproved 2 years so im 17 now)
That actually explains alot. ;D
Yeah rigth: now lets name some historical personalities who sucked at school, but stil were well suceeded in their mission..
(...) after that, lets just turn ourselfes to damaso and say:
"kid, shut up: you aint gona be compared to an Einstein just because you are dressing an fantasy uniform and saying anti-capitalism bullshit nonsense, because we cant deal with the fact than an future polititian is here, in a gamming forum speaking with us - because EVERYONE knows than a future polititian woulnt be here - you are just a little piece of shit in the world."
Yeah: go ahead, and compare me to those hoe girls who think they would be great models in the future as well, by taking selfies with their hoe friends in the bathrooms.
Im not comparing you with anyone.
Im just saying that if you fail in Portuguese basic school, not once, but twice, it means that you are dumb and have a very low IQ.
Simple.
i never opened a book during school years and have never failed a class. My degree from mandatory school system was 14/20. I had teachers tell me that if i read some i could speak Ancient Greek fluently. Now its not that i hated learning, i loved to hear the teachers talk about and discuss about the subjects and most of the time i was the spirit of the discussions. I just could not read the fucking books. Some homework is excluded from that obviously, homework is homework after all. People who scored more than that spent an entire day on off school assistance paying money i did not want to take away from my family. I had trouble in math and since the in school assistance never started (nobody cared) i lacked behind and that lowered my overall grade a bit.
But indeed the school system is fucked up, everyone is measured on the same basis even though we are all different. If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will spent the rest of its life thinking its a failure.
And Damaso, how you think you will be able to run a country when you cant run your own life? Failing classes and life (your economy and social life systems) makes your mother (EU) sent some help of two friends (IMF - EU Central Bank) To try and guide you to the right path. Set some goals, standards and morals and stick to them. Guide your life to success 1 step at a time.
Btw is your crush 2 years younger than you and you still havent tapped that? SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
Thank you. 8)
PS: Im 31. In my time no one would ever reprove 2 years in 9th grade in a Portuguese school, which might the easiest in all of Europe nowadays. Thats a major accomplishment for you.
Here is the challenge:
Complete school and proof at least you are good at something. Forget about "hoes." Having a prostitute mom is bad enough for you. At least, be something useful before you become politician, that's how you attract people.
Btw is your crush 2 years younger than you and you still havent tapped that? SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
Cogito ergo sumAAaaaaaaaaaand he disappeared.
Eeehm, I didn't mean your name when I said "your famous word". (I actually meant the word dictatorialshipment.)You're welcome on the picture, Damaso. Just put your famous word into Google images and you will find it everytime you want it.
wow!
People say im egocentric... but im not egocentric at the point of putting my own name on google!
Yeah rigth: now lets name some historical personalities who sucked at school, but stil were well suceeded in their mission..You mean like Adolf Hitler? Yeah, that's a great guy to be compared with... ::)
Well, since i am still looking for the topic for my masters thesis in political science i would be very interested in such a theory :D :D
I am actually thinking of making an thesis also about my ideals wen i get myself to University, and start by there with my "Political Expansion"
I dont have any problems for outsiders to know about such plans, since i would also like other nations in the world to follow the same steps as Portugal will.
(btw: just by curiosity, what was your professional aim in order to get yourself in Political Sience?)
Well, since i am still looking for the topic for my masters thesis in political science i would be very interested in such a theory :D :D
I am actually thinking of making an thesis also about my ideals wen i get myself to University, and start by there with my "Political Expansion"
I dont have any problems for outsiders to know about such plans, since i would also like other nations in the world to follow the same steps as Portugal will.
(btw: just by curiosity, what was your professional aim in order to get yourself in Political Sience?)
I still have not read any actual thoughts on how your cool new way of shaping politics and economies would work besides establishing "educracy". You gotta come up with more than that to persuade people ;).
You know, on a serious note, if you are really interested in politics and how and why states form you should start at the very base. Lots of very intelligent people have thought about that stuff in the last couple thousand years. I would recommend, in the following order:
Platons Politeia. The basic political thoughts of Aristoteles. Hobbes Leviathan. Lockes Two Treatieses of Government. Rawls Theories of Justice. Nozick may be worth a read too, for all you anarchists. Buchanan is nice too, though more from an economic perspective.
There is tons more but these are very important in my opinion. Should get your mind off of that nonsense you produce.
I'm pretty sure I heard that one somewhere, And It didn't end that well.
No, it's exactly the same, same old bullshit story that promises a lot. How does exactly lack of currency fix everything?
I'm just wondering... how do you force people to work then?
Well, it's easy, remove money and magic happens! I still don't see how that helps, but I guess I'm not a genius.
So tell me, how does it work when I want to buy new house and build nice swimming pool. And maybe orded nice home theater system from japanese manufacturer?
I just get mansion for free if I want? How would I earn luxury things like pool? I just call pool guys to build me one and they do it as long as I did my 4 hour shift at office? How would I buy my fujitsu TV from aboard? Surely whole world wouldn't follow same ideology...
And then, EVERYONE will surely enjoy their lifes for real like they were suposed to be enjoyed :)
And then, EVERYONE will surely enjoy their lifes for real like they were suposed to be enjoyed :)
Shit, what do you even know about life? You're what, 17? And what makes you think your way is the best way?
btw, say I wanted a private island with my own roller coaster on it, a G6 jet to get there, and maybe throw in some luxury cars while we're at it.. you take care of all that too? I'm getting ready to move to Portugal!
Seriously, how the fuck do you not realize that shit would never work? ???
Damaso, implementing your ideas will upset 99% of all people on earth. But politics live from compromises, agreements, trade-offs. Only those ideas can be realized, that have a widespread acceptance among people.
Your ideas have no acceptance at all. You won't even find enough supporters to supress people in your country, in order to implement your ideas by force. Not even to speak of any volunteer cooperation from the population.
On the day you take the money from people, no matter whether you take it from your family, your neighbours, your hometown, your country or entire earth, you will have a bullet in your head before you can say 'wow'.
At best, you can gather a bunch of criminals doing robberies in Portugal. Being the head of this group would be your only personal climax of power I could ever imagine.
I really hoped you would drop these bullshit ideas of yours, stop developing these insane ideas any further. You are still walking on a thin line and chances are still high that you will discuss you ideas forever in a nuthouse with somebody who considers himself Napoleon.
How about you finish pre-school first.
So: If i work 2 days per week, Portugal will get a strong enough economy to buy everyone a castle to live in, the best game-rig, a Ferrarri, an Aston Martin and a Jaguar (3 cars), a cinema in everyone's home for who wants it etc.?
That was just a nice, delicate suggestion that you obviously have NO idea of how things work, despite being 17 years old. Some would even say you were "cut with the dull edge of the knife"How about you finish pre-school first.
Working on it - but for obvious reasons, i cant finish it in a couple of hours... so if that was suposed to offend/humilating/beat me down/ ect... i guess its wrongly applied.
Nobody will make you leader. Never. If you want the lead, you will have to take it by force. One man alone, how far can you get taking absolute power? And do you understand that such usage of force is called terrorism?
And how do you wanna adress the poor? How do you want to speak to them? Are you planning full-page-advertisements in newspapers? Where do you take the money to pay the advertisement? Are you sure that the poor will read newspapers? What makes you think that the poor will follow you and not the Unions, the communistic party or others?
In order to speak to people, you need a party, supporters, money. So far you have not been very successive in your life making friends and supporters. When do you plan to start with it?
You should also know that people do not necessarily hate you in this forum. People in this forum think of you as a clown who makes their day. And some feel just sorry. Accordingly your ideas are not accepted for other reasons. It is the same reasons that make your family, your classmates and your teacher not accept them.
Your objective is ok, quiet honorable, but you got no plan how to get there. What you call your plan just sucks. Basically, you would bring unrest, chaos and discontinuation to peoples lives. But people do not want that. Actually, many people are quiet happy with their lifes and do not want to change a god damned thing. They would fight you with force. If you would have any supporters you would bring a civil war to your country, if you'd have the power, and you'd still do not see the evil about it.
Instead of hoping that people will support your viewpoint and agree with your ideas, you should take steps towards people and you should adopt and understand their lifes and viewpoints.
Like your teacher who you call an anarchist. She believes in freedom. And you want to take her life and tell her what to do. Of course she is against you. If somebody wants to supress her, and announces that in class, it is considered a threat. On the other side, she would never tell you what to do, unless you come up with these political ideas that supress her freedom.
Ahh, Jesus Christ, I'm outta here.
And now let's get back to the workers, despite the fact it would take them years to finish a single project, they are supposed to get free food, provided by who exactly? Farmers is the answer, and here's the funny part: Farmer's can't work just 2 hours a day, They just can't, if they did, nothing would get done, NOTHING. And if farmers don't do shit, no food = starvation
Would you mind if I borrowed you a shovel?
Would you mind if I borrowed you a shovel?
Oh, I see you already have your own. Keep digging, china is not far. :)
I have to admit than i lol'd to the first sentence, wen you told than using such force for the good of the nation is called terrorism... im not sure, but i bet you are probably some wealty guy wich sees this as something totaly bad for your name (at least, thats the way rich people would think - good example).
I dont want to take anyone's life or making civil wars, [...] also, you seem to agreed than its good in a FREEDOM DEMOCRACY for ANARCHIST teachers to call students CLOUNDS because they fear such students will take over the power and kill everyone - how democratic is that suposed to be?
What the hell is this shit? i come up speaking about a way to make everyone's life even greater (wich Obviously implies the end of capitalism) and some capitalist-whanabe shows up and says im a terrorist? than i will never be a leader, than my ideals are sick? hell no: this is totaly wrong.
Democracy does not mean that people simply watch somebody killing others without doing something against it. And freedom ends where your actions affect the lifes of others. Your violent revolution affects the lifes of many people.
Truly there is nothing worse than to be compared to a clound.
you seem to agreed than its good in a FREEDOM DEMOCRACY for ANARCHIST teachers to call students CLOUNDS because they fear such students will take over the power and kill everyone - how democratic is that suposed to be?
People say im egocentric... but im not egocentric [...]
Something happy:
Today someone on server #2 told me he understands why I banned Damaso.
Clearly, your ideology lacks depth, facts, and basic knowledge about general things like economy, science, biology, well, basically everything. That's why I ask you to take school seriously first, before thinking highly about your idea.
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Give me problems (yeah: tell me wich problems could i and everyone else face once the Climaxist state was instaured besides all that anti-freedom stuff and the risk of bein assasinated by some extremist-capitalist?)
And now let's get back to the workers, despite the fact it would take them years to finish a single project, they are supposed to get free food, provided by who exactly? Farmers is the answer, and here's the funny part: Farmer's can't work just 2 hours a day, They just can't, if they did, nothing would get done, NOTHING. And if farmers don't do shit, no food = starvation
First: Not everyone would have the same shcedules - but they would be surely reduced acordying to the jobs. ALSO, i said 2 DAYS during a WEEK (not 2 HOURS in a DAY!)
Second: I told that before: THE GOVERMENT WOULD WORK ON TECNOLOGY IN ORDER TO REPLACE AS MUCH MANPOWER AS IT CAN! SPECIALY OVER FARMS, INDUSTRIES, CONSTRUCTION, ECT... since uneployment is not a problem, and the more machines could replace the human work, the better.
If you give me a problem wich is totaly 100% impossible to solve, then i will halt my political carreer, and become rich or something else... but if i got a solution for such problems, then i shall remain thinking like i am rigth now, and keep up on this.
Give me problems (yeah: tell me wich problems could i and everyone else face once the Climaxist state was instaured besides all that anti-freedom stuff and the risk of bein assasinated by some extremist-capitalist?)
Well, you don't need to fear anything, because in your country, people are educated to such level that they can distinguish worthy opinion and things to be laughed at.
Nevermind extremist capitalist/fascist, first of all, the grammar nazis will kill you first. Then, on a more serious note, the labours, professionals, workers, will probably target you first, because of you mocking their job. probably some random apolitical guy, because you just easily pissed him off before you pitched him your idea.
Regarding question, you haven't answered Musti's question:And now let's get back to the workers, despite the fact it would take them years to finish a single project, they are supposed to get free food, provided by who exactly? Farmers is the answer, and here's the funny part: Farmer's can't work just 2 hours a day, They just can't, if they did, nothing would get done, NOTHING. And if farmers don't do shit, no food = starvation
First: Not everyone would have the same shcedules - but they would be surely reduced acordying to the jobs. ALSO, i said 2 DAYS during a WEEK (not 2 HOURS in a DAY!)
Second: I told that before: THE GOVERMENT WOULD WORK ON TECNOLOGY IN ORDER TO REPLACE AS MUCH MANPOWER AS IT CAN! SPECIALY OVER FARMS, INDUSTRIES, CONSTRUCTION, ECT... since uneployment is not a problem, and the more machines could replace the human work, the better.
2 days a week? That's even worse than 2 hours a day. Do you know how much time it takes to assemble a PC? Let alone growing crops. Do you know how long does it take for a corn to grow from seed to harvest?
(...)
Its an Educracy.. And obviously, i will not (and its even impossible) to lead alone... i will have people on the goverment assets than shall worry themselfes about the best ways to make a "corn to grow from seed to harvest" at their fastest way, by using tecnology than the goverment can provide. You will not see farmers anymore. Instead, you see atleast 1 guy monitorizig the machines in order for them to not get screwed up (and then you undertand why its possible for people to work 2 days a week and still have a big farm growing up winout a single man shoveling the sand.)
Ex:
(Zoologic)
Nº1 - What will you do with Religion?
Nº2 - 2 + 2?
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(Damaso)
reply1 - let them alone.
Reply2 - 4
About the rich part: As much stupid as this seems, i can get myself easily more rich than normal people like you who do their honest job everyday, and are against any communist-climaxist treath. My mother is an prostitute by her own - she has his own house, and she has lady's working for her as well, she also has contacts and knews ways to put me on a job easily - she knows guys who can even give me an asset driving a rescue chopter in a hospital, or start building my own random bussiness.
Unfair isnt it? how can a "stupid ignorant" kid who knows shit about life, have the easily oportunity to get rich, wile other people need to study hard and do their work? I end up good afterards: i can be eigther an leader who is aiming for the good of the mankind (besides all the controversy) or i can just be another rich bastard who has FREEDOM to do whatever he wants under the law in order to be even more wealthy.
And then you apear: bitching against any communist treath, but at the same time thinking than you can someday be rich by keeping the constant work - and having a faith in the Capitalism system for the mankind. (not than its impossible to be rich tough - but its way more easy by my side than by your side, unless you got some background)
Exact question:
Did you already consider where the idea of wages is coming from in a capitalist system?
Wages are the compensation the employee receives. In most cases, this is a share in the extra wealth created by his employment in that function, minues a part for the leader of the project who runs the greatest risk. Yet the share is kapt fair in most sectors, or the employee will work for himself and become a new competitor of the employer.
Why is the quantity of a wage important? To see what you can buy for you wage ==> importance of prices. Prices are set by availability and demand.
Now, back to your system in relation with outside capitalism. A road worker, Carlo, who works 2 days per week and works, let say 6 hours during those days, wants a Ferrarri, an Aston Martin, a Jaguar and a castle with an olympic pool and a cinema. I think i'm very optimistic if a put a price tag of 10 million Euro on this.
Now what will happen:
let's say Carlo creates 1000 euro wealth for your nation this way (this number is already prety optimistic, but dispute it if you want. I think this is an optimistic estimate, and then I didn't even yet take into account that fact that people will work a lot less hard since they don't benefit personally fom working harder). Carlo doesn't get money, the governement gets the wealth and redistributes it to someone who wants something. Carlo wants to have the things mentioned above, so he can be like his colleagues, who also have these 3 cars and a similar castle.
The countries outside Portugal, will notice that suddenly, they have orders to send 3 million Ferrarris to Portugal. What will Ferrarri do? They can't produce enough Ferrarris in time, so they will raise the price. But the demand stays the same! So what does Ferrarri do? Raise the price. Demand is still the same, so? Raise once more. In no time, certain car types will cost several millions, since your population doesn't feel the impact of external price raises. Your econmy will bleed dead in no time.
Now, let's say All the business you order with, have bad managers, don't care capitalism and have more than enough production to supply all of your citizens (quod non). Carlo produces 1000 euro wealth to you nation per month. At current prices, he still wants over 500 000 euro in cars. This means he would have to work about 42 years before he created the wealth that would be sufficient to buy these cars. Then, he didn't yet work for his castle, the food he eats (will be expensive food, since he doesn't case the price of food anyway, he gets what he wants), the oil he uses in his expensive cars (yes, sportscars waste oil like hell) and even more important, he will want other cars before those 42 years have passed. Some cars will have broken down and Carlo will want a better car as replacement.
So the main question: How will you make wealth like magic, in order to get the needed goods to satisfy the wishes of your population?
QuoteIts an Educracy.. And obviously, i will not (and its even impossible) to lead alone... i will have people on the goverment assets than shall worry themselfes about the best ways to make a "corn to grow from seed to harvest" at their fastest way, by using tecnology than the goverment can provide. You will not see farmers anymore. Instead, you see atleast 1 guy monitorizig the machines in order for them to not get screwed up (and then you undertand why its possible for people to work 2 days a week and still have a big farm growing up winout a single man shoveling the sand.)
That is not answering Henrique...
You have no idea how to do farming do you? How are you supposed to trust your agriculture minister or sort if you want to totally tell the 30-years experienced farmer that they will have 2 days a week to work?
Clearly Henrique you are totally clueless, you forgot that the vehemently religious people doesn't want to be lead by a prostitute's son. Because, that is still an issue for those conservative people. They will actively fight against you. Now, have you think of this?
I don't want to tell you what the Muslim says about prostitute. Your life experience is shitty enough.
Continuing, And who would make those Ferraris in those factories, and please, don't say TECHNOLOGY, because that's not an answer, thats just you being retarded, and you obviously have no idea about pretty much anything, not even talking about making Ferraris.
Dont expect much out of life
Dont think to much
go out and have fun
Those are the 3 ingredients towards happiness.
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Yeah, except it's not free to do anything in portugal. And Theta wasn't talking about that, you missed the point completely.
If you can improve/program machines to auto-produce ferraris, food, or anything else, why not? so yeah: tecnology is the answer. Basicaly, tecnology and auto-production will be the bases of Climaxist economy.
If you can improve/program machines to auto-produce ferraris, food, or anything else, why not? so yeah: tecnology is the answer. Basicaly, tecnology and auto-production will be the bases of Climaxist economy.
You can't, that's the whole point, You're completely clueless, but yes, i know, TECNOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!! I told you specifically not to use that word and you did, wow.
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First of what the fuck is climaxism.
Secondly, even if something is doable IT COSTS FUCKING MONEY. You cannot make everything free without machinery first and you cannot have machinery free from day one. And all that research takes money, researchers will not simply try find the solution without any pay because you are a good boy. Since the "climaxism" as you call it is not already in use as we have capitalism your plan is not doable the way you have formed it currently.
the simple, heart breaking, soul shattering, plan-destroying truth... y'all need MONEY.
Socialist/communist states tried the "no money needed" system, i.e. have everything granted by the state, and it failed miserably, because they lived on credits/loans. Economy suffers, and people become even lazier selfrighteus fucktards who steal whatever they want.
No, you can't give everyone what they want. Because that would mean that you'd need to give me billions worth of stuff, like a WW2 tank, dozens of guns, ammo to last me a lifetime and my own chopper to fly to work with. Not to mention my villa surrounded by trenches and bunkers which serve as a WW1/2 reenactment area. Lol.
Exact question:
Did you already consider where the idea of wages is coming from in a capitalist system?
Wages are the compensation the employee receives. In most cases, this is a share in the extra wealth created by his employment in that function, minues a part for the leader of the project who runs the greatest risk. Yet the share is kapt fair in most sectors, or the employee will work for himself and become a new competitor of the employer.
Why is the quantity of a wage important? To see what you can buy for you wage ==> importance of prices. Prices are set by availability and demand.
Now, back to your system in relation with outside capitalism. A road worker, Carlo, who works 2 days per week and works, let say 6 hours during those days, wants a Ferrarri, an Aston Martin, a Jaguar and a castle with an olympic pool and a cinema. I think i'm very optimistic if a put a price tag of 10 million Euro on this.
Now what will happen:
let's say Carlo creates 1000 euro wealth for your nation this way (this number is already prety optimistic, but dispute it if you want. I think this is an optimistic estimate, and then I didn't even yet take into account that fact that people will work a lot less hard since they don't benefit personally fom working harder). Carlo doesn't get money, the governement gets the wealth and redistributes it to someone who wants something. Carlo wants to have the things mentioned above, so he can be like his colleagues, who also have these 3 cars and a similar castle.
The countries outside Portugal, will notice that suddenly, they have orders to send 3 million Ferrarris to Portugal. What will Ferrarri do? They can't produce enough Ferrarris in time, so they will raise the price. But the demand stays the same! So what does Ferrarri do? Raise the price. Demand is still the same, so? Raise once more. In no time, certain car types will cost several millions, since your population doesn't feel the impact of external price raises. Your econmy will bleed dead in no time.
Now, let's say All the business you order with, have bad managers, don't care capitalism and have more than enough production to supply all of your citizens (quod non). Carlo produces 1000 euro wealth to you nation per month. At current prices, he still wants over 500 000 euro in cars. This means he would have to work about 42 years before he created the wealth that would be sufficient to buy these cars. Then, he didn't yet work for his castle, the food he eats (will be expensive food, since he doesn't case the price of food anyway, he gets what he wants), the oil he uses in his expensive cars (yes, sportscars waste oil like hell) and even more important, he will want other cars before those 42 years have passed. Some cars will have broken down and Carlo will want a better car as replacement.
So the main question: How will you make wealth like magic, in order to get the needed goods to satisfy the wishes of your population?
Simple: we start to own an economical empire outside of Portugal.
The goverment would hold business outside Portugal, and the income of those business would come rigth to the pockets of the Portuguese nation. Previous owners who would sell their business to us would get themselfes pretty satisfied with the payment/gains than the Portuguese Goverment would give to them. Also, the income of the tourism would be good to us as well. AND we could also make some exportations as well for very low prices but high quality.
As you can see, with an Climaxist system, the Goverment doesnt waste his money with his people (no need to pay for people who dont need money anymore in order to have what they want) and so, the goverment wouldnt have expenses (exept for buying the goods than the population requests from outside, and investing in such economical empire). ALSO, the goods of such business would come free to the country
Ex:
Portuguese goverment buyed Ferrari - so Ferrari cars will be free to our people, and we could easily put ferrari factories in Portugal in order to the production satisfies the needs of the population. Hoewer, some products migh be restrict as well: at the first day Climaxism is implemented, is impossible for everyone to have 3 ferraris at the start - but if it keeps up the growt, it will reach a point in wich we can make that possible.
In few moths/years, our goverment could pay the debths we already have and find it impossible to pay in a capitalism system, and we could at the same time keep increasing the quality of life of the people.
(Oh and btw: you spoke about Oil... well, due to obvious reasons, Portugal will work on the development of veicles (as well as sport cars) who can actually work with no Oil (you know: eletronic ones wich the big oil bussinessman dont apreciate at all.)
I hope that answered you.. any more questions? (if you have any doubth, make me know)
We should get paid by the current Portuguese government for keeping Damaso busy here and therefore saving the country from a crazy kid who thinks he will become the future dictator of Portugal.
Obviously, most of you dont have a single idea in how im going to bypass from a Capitalist system to a Climaxist one, leading you to thinking than it will be an civil war, and people shall hand up all of their money to the goverment, otherwise they get killed.. but no, stuff doesnt work that way.
Exact question:
Did you already consider where the idea of wages is coming from in a capitalist system?
Wages are the compensation the employee receives. In most cases, this is a share in the extra wealth created by his employment in that function, minues a part for the leader of the project who runs the greatest risk. Yet the share is kapt fair in most sectors, or the employee will work for himself and become a new competitor of the employer.
Why is the quantity of a wage important? To see what you can buy for you wage ==> importance of prices. Prices are set by availability and demand.
Now, back to your system in relation with outside capitalism. A road worker, Carlo, who works 2 days per week and works, let say 6 hours during those days, wants a Ferrarri, an Aston Martin, a Jaguar and a castle with an olympic pool and a cinema. I think i'm very optimistic if a put a price tag of 10 million Euro on this.
Now what will happen:
let's say Carlo creates 1000 euro wealth for your nation this way (this number is already prety optimistic, but dispute it if you want. I think this is an optimistic estimate, and then I didn't even yet take into account that fact that people will work a lot less hard since they don't benefit personally fom working harder). Carlo doesn't get money, the governement gets the wealth and redistributes it to someone who wants something. Carlo wants to have the things mentioned above, so he can be like his colleagues, who also have these 3 cars and a similar castle.
The countries outside Portugal, will notice that suddenly, they have orders to send 3 million Ferrarris to Portugal. What will Ferrarri do? They can't produce enough Ferrarris in time, so they will raise the price. But the demand stays the same! So what does Ferrarri do? Raise the price. Demand is still the same, so? Raise once more. In no time, certain car types will cost several millions, since your population doesn't feel the impact of external price raises. Your econmy will bleed dead in no time.
Now, let's say All the business you order with, have bad managers, don't care capitalism and have more than enough production to supply all of your citizens (quod non). Carlo produces 1000 euro wealth to you nation per month. At current prices, he still wants over 500 000 euro in cars. This means he would have to work about 42 years before he created the wealth that would be sufficient to buy these cars. Then, he didn't yet work for his castle, the food he eats (will be expensive food, since he doesn't case the price of food anyway, he gets what he wants), the oil he uses in his expensive cars (yes, sportscars waste oil like hell) and even more important, he will want other cars before those 42 years have passed. Some cars will have broken down and Carlo will want a better car as replacement.
So the main question: How will you make wealth like magic, in order to get the needed goods to satisfy the wishes of your population?
Simple: we start to own an economical empire outside of Portugal.
The goverment would hold business outside Portugal, and the income of those business would come rigth to the pockets of the Portuguese nation. Previous owners who would sell their business to us would get themselfes pretty satisfied with the payment/gains than the Portuguese Goverment would give to them. Also, the income of the tourism would be good to us as well. AND we could also make some exportations as well for very low prices but high quality.
As you can see, with an Climaxist system, the Goverment doesnt waste his money with his people (no need to pay for people who dont need money anymore in order to have what they want) and so, the goverment wouldnt have expenses (exept for buying the goods than the population requests from outside, and investing in such economical empire). ALSO, the goods of such business would come free to the country
Ex:
Portuguese goverment buyed Ferrari - so Ferrari cars will be free to our people, and we could easily put ferrari factories in Portugal in order to the production satisfies the needs of the population. Hoewer, some products migh be restrict as well: at the first day Climaxism is implemented, is impossible for everyone to have 3 ferraris at the start - but if it keeps up the growt, it will reach a point in wich we can make that possible.
In few moths/years, our goverment could pay the debths we already have and find it impossible to pay in a capitalism system, and we could at the same time keep increasing the quality of life of the people.
(Oh and btw: you spoke about Oil... well, due to obvious reasons, Portugal will work on the development of veicles (as well as sport cars) who can actually work with no Oil (you know: eletronic ones wich the big oil bussinessman dont apreciate at all.)
I hope that answered you.. any more questions? (if you have any doubth, make me know)
Simple facts: Portuguese state is poor as hell, when you come to power, you will be kicked out of the EU, and your wealth will cash down even faster. Where will you then get the resources to take over those factories? Secondly, those factories are expensive like hell, you do not buy Ferrarri with a few billions, especially not when they have the outlook of a giant new market that hungers for them. Thirdly, even if you were able to take over Ferrarri, then you are faced with the fact that once many people got their ferrarri, ferrarris are now to usual and they want another car, now they all want to have a Pagani Zonda. And when you buy Pagani, everyone will have a Pagani and they no longer like it, now they want a Bugatti Veyron, ...
"To hold businesses outside Portugal"
Then you are again working with the capitalist system and you have to pay wages, which your economy can't support.
"Tourism income would be high"
Incorrect, it your system would scareof every European. Your system is further going than communism. And I know very few Europeans that say "Hey i wanna go to North Korea" or "Hey, I wanna go to Cuba". Both are beautiful countries, yet the different political system scares us off, and even if it wouldn't, western propaganda will make us scared of it.
"Exportations at very low prices but high quality"
Nonsense. High quality will be extremely hard to achieve considering your employees are not professional enough. No matter what they study, they'll only work 2 days per week, so they don't care their studies. Once they become professional, they will work too few a week to get to the most skilled level (2 days per week is far too few to be among the best) and at their work, they don't care either they work hard or not, because it doesn't maka a difference to them, but to the state. People want personal apreciation.
Cheaper also won't happen, since you would give the population a higher wealth than they already have, and even now your country can't hold its money without the EU and the IMF. Higher wealth means more expenses. Also, you won't export shit cheap, since everything will be taxed as from outside the EU (EU economy protection, yes you will be kicked out of the EU, your ideas are in no way conform any EU related idea). This means you will compete almost equally with China, India, Bangladesh, ... And no, you won't be able to get cheaper than them and make a wealth for everyone like you wish.
About the oil, if Carl wants a Ferrarri, he doesn't want an electric car. You can't compare these.
And to conclude something else: If you rise to power, everyone with money and a higher education will fleeyour country, because they know that they will get better in a capitalist country in their situation. This will leave you with only a poor and low educated level of the population. And if you check the history of Africa, you will see where it will go.
I'd say study some economy and history, you need it. And when you know the economical basics and learned from mistakes in history, you will see that what you wite here is nonsense that will demolish your country and cause an awful lot of deaths.
QuoteObviously, most of you dont have a single idea in how im going to bypass from a Capitalist system to a Climaxist one, leading you to thinking than it will be an civil war, and people shall hand up all of their money to the goverment, otherwise they get killed.. but no, stuff doesnt work that way.
You cant bypass systems, this is not Victoria II or Hearts of Iron. And the problem is not us not having a single idea, its you not having a clue how real life works. People will not simply change their minds from one day to the other just because you want to reach your climax.
Well spit it out then, jeez.
(there are obviously some restrictions at the start of Climaxism since it cant be instantly done.. but with the time, stuff could improve. Each citizen is limited to an amount of items he can own, but such amount can eigther increase or decrease acordying to his professional choices and actions for the society. its impossible for a person to get EVERYTING of the world.. but indeed, he can be much better than he was back on Capitalism system.)
It wasn't just foreign entertainment that Ceausescu banned -- it was foreign everything. If it wasn't made by commie hands, we couldn't have it. No bananas, no Marlboro cigarettes, no condoms, no nothing (although we did have oranges, also known as "the Dallas of the fruit kingdom," for reasons that were never fully explained).
Everything was not only banned, but replaced with Z-grade commie knockoffs. Coffee, for example, was deemed too much of a luxury for us peasants. We drank Nechezol, a non-caffeinated swill that was one part coffee and 20 parts congealed gutter slime. We cooked with fake oil made out of unrefined soy, ate fake cheese artificially fluffed up with (likely fake) flour, and drank what I suspect was homeopathically diluted demon-urine they called Cil-Cola. Meat? Forget about it. If we got it at all, we got the dregs, like chicken claws, legs that were nothing but skin and bones, and salami made out of bone meal. Mmm, you can really taste the bones! And feel them. Shattering your teeth.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_21045_5-things-you-only-know-if-you-grew-up-in-communist-regime_p2.html#ixzz31PTpolcX
QuoteIts an Educracy.. And obviously, i will not (and its even impossible) to lead alone... i will have people on the goverment assets than shall worry themselfes about the best ways to make a "corn to grow from seed to harvest" at their fastest way, by using tecnology than the goverment can provide. You will not see farmers anymore. Instead, you see atleast 1 guy monitorizig the machines in order for them to not get screwed up (and then you undertand why its possible for people to work 2 days a week and still have a big farm growing up winout a single man shoveling the sand.)
That is not answering Henrique...
You have no idea how to do farming do you? How are you supposed to trust your agriculture minister or sort if you want to totally tell the 30-years experienced farmer that they will have 2 days a week to work?QuoteThat 30 years experienced farmer wakes up everyday, and keeps working on his farm by artesanal means. Why? because he doesnt have money to put up machinery making the work for him.
But if the goverment does that for him, it increases production, and saves him work.. hoewer, lets say he really loves his job, and wants to keep up working handly even if he knows than its much better/productive to put up machinery doing the job for him - then yes, he can do it, and the goverment will give bonuses for those who make adicional work.
How do you think a combine harvester shorten the works for him?
Does Portugal has enough land for all farmers, to plant all of those fancy fruits? Are your soil fertile enough? Is your resources well distributed to support farming industry?
Like I said, you cannot simplify things to like "put a machinery" then the work is easier. There are other aspects other than "2 days per week" work schedule. Lest you want to import foods in massive quantity. Not even the most advanced technology in the planet today can safely increase harvest without possible side effects, like degrading soil quality or poorer nutrients yield.
Clearly Henrique you are totally clueless, you forgot that the vehemently religious people doesn't want to be lead by a prostitute's son. Because, that is still an issue for those conservative people. They will actively fight against you. Now, have you think of this?
I don't want to tell you what the Muslim says about prostitute. Your life experience is shitty enough.
Portuguese politics its not the same as in the U.S.A... also, its called respect. I cant be stopped of doing anything just because my mother is an prostitute, and some religious group thinks than thats bad.
You cant judge people by were they came, but what they are. Its ridiculous for anyone to tell than im a piece of shit because my mother is an prostitute. That is the lowest level argue against someone's desires than i could ever receive from someone.
Any more questions? or any doubth related to this plan?(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-5uxsgTVXdPmLC4EjUNLvpLrmOG5LvPEAA-s4Wqr6ETm-7XBB)
Obviously, most of you dont have a single idea in how im going to bypass from a Capitalist system to a Climaxist one, leading you to thinking than it will be an civil war, and people shall hand up all of their money to the goverment, otherwise they get killed.. but no, stuff doesnt work that way.
So, once i get to power, besides making some investiments wile still on Capitalism system, i will send to my people the "nullan peccuniam" contract.
Basicaly, if you sign such contract, all of your money will be held to the goverment on a specific date (lets say 24 of September in this example)
Now you think: "what if im the only one to sign the contract? i will work for free but no one will give me a free service, and i dont have money to get their services!"
No worries: people will sign the contract and rather become Non-Capitalized citizens wich work for free and receive everyting for free, rather than paying higher taxes and bein under a lot of restrictions by bein Capitalist citizens. This will happen instantly in one day: you can sighn the contract today, but still using money until 24 of September. BUT to avoid people wasting all of his money over that day, you should have the same quantity of money you had wen you signed the contract. (if you gave 1000 euros today, you should have that money in 24 of September)
Captain Blackadder: That's right. There was one tiny flaw in the plan.
Lieutenant George: O, what was that?
Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.
(...)
And now Henrique, you start to "limit" things.
So answer me this. What if people DON'T change to that new system? What will be your backup plan?
I want my damn tank, Damaso!
this thread came to mind when I saw this:
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this thread came to mind when I saw this:
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Elevons + powerful brushless = endless possibilities for shock flyers
It's like playing chess with a pidgeon. No matter how good you are, it's just gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.
It's like playing chess with a pidgeon. No matter how good you are, it's just gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.Best one I heard today, made my evening.
So you say you want to become a dictator and take over the world? Go on..
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2014/may/10/we-kill-people-based-metadata/
(hell yeah: this kinda putted me up! also, i need to work on my apearance as well: gaining some muscles, and become a bit more pretty - she doesnt see me in 2-3 years, she probably thinks im better than i was before)
No, dude, seriously say no to that date! Women will only want to drive you away from your original goal of becoming a politician! They are lifesucking freaks that will want to control you and shape you in whatever they need. Cause before hoes, bro.
You only need one girlfriend: Portugal, your motherland.
Sleeping with a entrenchment tool & bayonet tonight for sure.
Oh yeah, that guy has approached me. He threathend me. My buddy, 2 meter tall and body building, came to me and asked "Everything alright dude?"
And the tunesian guy retreated. That was 2 weeks ago.
Give me a reason to post a happy thing here Damaso
Give me a reason to post a happy thing here Damaso
You want a reason to post an happy thing here? well.. as the leader of the Portuguese Climaxist Educracy, i shall give you whatever you want - so yeah, take your reason my citizen:
You should post here, in order to avoid the atention given to me on this topic - you want to finish with my dictatorialshipment here - so go ahead, and POST!
Are you trying to be cute?
I'd choose my next words wisely.
Wrong answer.This happened, amused the hell outta me :D
not trying to be a buzzkill, but this girl doesn't sound that trustworthy?
Giving you hints, then moves to another guy. is with him for what, 2 weeks, then says she doesnt' have feelings for him and puts her tongue down your throat.
Sounds like she's kinda playing with you both. Not that I know her in any way, but know many girls who've done that kind of stuff to my friends - be careful.
You know, on a serious note, if you are really interested in politics and how and why states form you should start at the very base. Lots of very intelligent people have thought about that stuff in the last couple thousand years. I would recommend, in the following order:
Platons Politeia. The basic political thoughts of Aristoteles. Hobbes Leviathan. Lockes Two Treatieses of Government. Rawls Theories of Justice. Nozick may be worth a read too, for all you anarchists. Buchanan is nice too, though more from an economic perspective.
There is tons more but these are very important in my opinion. Should get your mind off of that nonsense you produce.
So she said "thank you for the good times but i just prefer a dark skinned person over a good guy"Is it me, or does this sound racist?
Believe me, I am paranoidI believe you :)
Last night i got called 3 times by a "private number". With these numbers, you do not see who is calling you, nor can you call them back. I got called at 1.30, 2.00 and 2.30.
First 2 calls i heard nothing, but the third call i could hear somebody breathing.
Siben, when I sleep I am next to it. There is no way that anyone could break in and steal it. Also, the rifle is not loaded, but I have the bandoleer ready and if I do need it, I will be ready in less than ten seconds. Obviously I am living either alone or with people who now about firearm safety. Believe me, I am paranoid about the latter :P . See, it would be a pity to be massacred by some gangstas looking for a free television if I could keep that from happening.
Nice one, Butcher! ;DLast night i got called 3 times by a "private number". With these numbers, you do not see who is calling you, nor can you call them back. I got called at 1.30, 2.00 and 2.30.
First 2 calls i heard nothing, but the third call i could hear somebody breathing.
So yesterday I found out Thetas phone number. I took all my courage together and phoned him in the middle of the night. I was so excited to call him and tell him about my feelings. When I heard him whisper with his sensual voice "goedenavond", my heart started to beat intensely. Immediately I began to sweat and couldn´t get out a word. Panic took over. "What if he doesn´t like me back?" So I hung up.
"What did you do, Butcher?" I told myself. "In half an hour you are going to call him back." But again, my lips began to tremble and I couldn´t make a sound.
"Get a grip on yourself! You will tell him! In half an hour, you will tell him!"
30 minutes later, I dialed again. It was 2:30 now. A last time. "Now or never." "Goedenavond", I heard him whisper. Suddenly an eruption flowed through my body. I just could get out a heavy breathing, before I realized I just had an orgasm.
Huh? So you don't support a football team that's from your country, even though it is not your favourite?I think you are in the minority here boyo. Few teams have strong international rivalries, but everyone hates everyone else from the same place.
I support first and foremost my favourite team, but after that I support all other teams from my country above any foreign teams.
Huh? So you don't support a football team that's from your country, even though it is not your favourite?
I support first and foremost my favourite team, but after that I support all other teams from my country above any foreign teams.
Feyenoord fans would rather see Ajax lose during a CL final then win.Well, not me.
Does anyone around here need a car? I am selling a 2002 Ford Mustang with a 5-speed manual transmission. It has new tires, oil, coolant, battery, was garage-kept and I just re-placed the alternator. I am asking for $4.500,00. It looks and drives like new, odometer reading is at roughly 157.000,00. I would trade for a Ford Model A in drive-able and reliable condition, I will not mind cosmetic flaws. Will also sell to Canada.
If it was a '67 model we could have done business :)And what does mrs. NTH say about that?
It was nothing special at all.The rock or the beer? ;)
Had one of those many years ago when I still listened to rock. It was nothing special at all.Its good decent british ale. its nothing extraordinary, but still a good beer
both.It was nothing special at all.The rock or the beer? ;)
What do you listen to now, Ted?
(http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=4657;type=avatar)
I thought basements were just an American thing. No one has them in Ireland.What do you listen to now, Ted?
The pleas for mercy coming from his basement.
faps furiously
If it was a '67 model we could have done business :)And what does mrs. NTH say about that?
I thought basements were just an American thing. No one has them in Ireland.
Do the Dutch builds basements for their house?
Why would it be uncommon to have a basement?
friend of mine her brother, he had homework. He had to write an article about "the great war". Appearnlty the class uses english for everything.
So he did a very nice article about the great war, AKA world war 1. i was impressed by the details he used. And his neutrality towards writing.
But then he came to school. And appeartnly the teacher ment "world war 2". because WW2 was bigger! Thus the great war! So despite his hard work, he recieved 0/10. When he asked why, The teacher said "you chose the wrong subject and you just did not followed the instructions"
And here i am, breaking bad fan, laughing my ass off, because i just wish the kid knew what breaking bad was..So that he could reenact this scene=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnPrtiLy0uU
And here i am, breaking bad fan
friend of mine her brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnPrtiLy0uU
Don't think so. Most homes I know do have basements. My new house hasn't, but that;s because it was built recently on a concrete foundation, in whuch it is kind of hard to make a basement. But my parent's house, friend's houses, they all have basements.Why would it be uncommon to have a basement?
I suppose in the Netherlands it may have become a part of our culture, because the Dutch used to live with the constant risk of floodings and heavy rains. On our flat plains the water wouldn't have anywhere to go except into people's basements.
Don't think so. Most homes I know do have basements. My new house hasn't, but that;s because it was built recently on a concrete foundation, in whuch it is kind of hard to make a basement. But my parent's house, friend's houses, they all have basements.
My mother lives in the west "under sea level", and she has a permanent pump in the basement, which starts automatically at a certain level of water ;)Don't think so. Most homes I know do have basements. My new house hasn't, but that;s because it was built recently on a concrete foundation, in whuch it is kind of hard to make a basement. But my parent's house, friend's houses, they all have basements.
Interesting, I live in Tiel in the river lands (rivierenland/gebied) and I think 90% of all buildings (if not more) in my city do not have a basement. No one I know has one.
My mother lives in the west "under sea level", and she has a permanent pump in the basement, which starts automatically at a certain level of water ;)Don't think so. Most homes I know do have basements. My new house hasn't, but that;s because it was built recently on a concrete foundation, in whuch it is kind of hard to make a basement. But my parent's house, friend's houses, they all have basements.
Interesting, I live in Tiel in the river lands (rivierenland/gebied) and I think 90% of all buildings (if not more) in my city do not have a basement. No one I know has one.
Nah, it implies that people in NL do have basements, even in areas where water tends to be high at times. Just like in Tiel, about which Sander stated that nobody had basements there.My mother lives in the west "under sea level", and she has a permanent pump in the basement, which starts automatically at a certain level of water ;)Don't think so. Most homes I know do have basements. My new house hasn't, but that;s because it was built recently on a concrete foundation, in whuch it is kind of hard to make a basement. But my parent's house, friend's houses, they all have basements.
Interesting, I live in Tiel in the river lands (rivierenland/gebied) and I think 90% of all buildings (if not more) in my city do not have a basement. No one I know has one.
What does the wink imply here? Pump doesn't work?
Today i drove my first BMW. an Z3 2.0 liter gasoline injected german tank engine carSooo what about you driving that M3 few months ago? :D
Compared to my Fiesta 1.3 liter gasoline car
my reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8i8QGgz0k
well i only drove that one for like half a KMToday i drove my first BMW. an Z3 2.0 liter gasoline injected german tank engine carSooo what about you driving that M3 few months ago? :D
Compared to my Fiesta 1.3 liter gasoline car
my reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8i8QGgz0k
besides, 2 liter is quite slow :D. It sound rips off nipples though.
Oh, that makes sense then :D. I bet it was fun :D.well i only drove that one for like half a KMToday i drove my first BMW. an Z3 2.0 liter gasoline injected german tank engine carSooo what about you driving that M3 few months ago? :D
Compared to my Fiesta 1.3 liter gasoline car
my reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8i8QGgz0k
besides, 2 liter is quite slow :D. It sound rips off nipples though.
we took a tour around antwerp with the Z3 so thats what i call "actuall driving"
http://www.deadline.com/2014/05/mgm-warner-bros-reboot-stargate/
In one way, i am very happy, as this is my favorite SCI FI franchise
In one way, i am scared
very scared
would love to do myself but i dont have a projector nor the photoshop skills.
How is that "something happy"?
How is that "something happy"?This whole thread has turned into a diary anyways. The last pages were about basements in the Netherlands. I want my internet attention.
The girl I like wiped all unimportant people from facebook. I was among them. The sudden realization that the tension I felt between us in the lectures was just part of my imagination. I´m not directly sad, I just question my perception.
This whole thread has turned into a diary anyways.
Since this seems to be the new sinkhole tread......
I am having problems watching Flemmish tv shows as of late. My first crush for which i still have feelings perused an acting career and is starting to get succesfull. She played in over 90 Thuis episodes, Crimi clowns and more and more tv shows. I have seen her on many manly websites and magazines like Humo and the like. It is kinda hurting me every time i see her. And it is hard to ignore her also.
I used to see her from time to time for a chat, but since she moved there has not been any contact. I hate it so much that 9 years ago when i was a 16 year old introvert that i did not try to talk more to her. Our parents are good friends.
Who is this female person you are talking about??
http://www.humo.be/humo-archief/240481/jonge-leeuwen-de-nieuwe-thuis-generatieBlack
The one in the middle on the picture.
http://www.humo.be/humo-archief/240481/jonge-leeuwen-de-nieuwe-thuis-generatieBlack
The one in the middle on the picture.
as i expected 8)
Who is this female person you are talking about??
Guy on FH2 forums, his crush.
That's not black.
I'd shake your hand, but I don't know if you'd want me touching your gf.
Never done it with an ex before. Its my ex from 3 years back. Didnt feel anything for her. So i had sex with someone i didnt feel any attraction too.. :P I.E im a man nowI only slept 2 hours last night, so excuse me if I can't pick up jokes.
Never done it with an ex before. Its my ex from 3 years back. Didnt feel anything for her. So i had sex with someone i didnt feel any attraction too.. :P I.E im a man nowI only slept 2 hours last night, so excuse me if I can't pick up jokes.
But if that's youre definition of being "a man", then you need to learn a few things.
So this last page turned into a "I had sex"-boasting-contest?
Sex is always something happy that happened to anyone.Yeah, except for rape, sexual harassment and the like.
Never done it with an ex before. Its my ex from 3 years back. Didnt feel anything for her. So i had sex with someone i didnt feel any attraction too.. :P I.E im a man nowI only slept 2 hours last night, so excuse me if I can't pick up jokes.
But if that's youre definition of being "a man", then you need to learn a few things.
So this last page turned into a "I had sex"-boasting-contest?
Never done it with an ex before. Its my ex from 3 years back. Didnt feel anything for her. So i had sex with someone i didnt feel any attraction too.. :P I.E im a man nowI only slept 2 hours last night, so excuse me if I can't pick up jokes.
But if that's youre definition of being "a man", then you need to learn a few things.
So this last page turned into a "I had sex"-boasting-contest?
Well yea, i nearly experienced all the basic sex stuff. This one was one of the last on the list.
And yea.. im mid 20's everything revolves around women and booze ;D.
O and music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk)
Never done it with an ex before. Its my ex from 3 years back. Didnt feel anything for her. So i had sex with someone i didnt feel any attraction too.. :P I.E im a man nowI only slept 2 hours last night, so excuse me if I can't pick up jokes.
But if that's youre definition of being "a man", then you need to learn a few things.
So this last page turned into a "I had sex"-boasting-contest?
Well yea, i nearly experienced all the basic sex stuff. This one was one of the last on the list.
And yea.. im mid 20's everything revolves around women and booze ;D.
O and music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk)
Errr what did you do before mid 20's ? 16 -24 year is booze, drugs and women. Then you get a J.O.B. to pay the R.E.N.T.Agreed that you start around 16 (although government is trying to make it harder for kids these days), but you can prolong it until around 30 ;)
Errr what did you do before mid 20's ? 16 -24 year is booze, drugs and women. Then you get a J.O.B. to pay the R.E.N.T.Agreed that you start around 16 (although government is trying to make it harder for kids these days), but you can prolong it until around 30 ;)
Usually they can afford to bring more alcohol, which offsets their inherent creepiness a little. Or at least makes it more tolerable.Errr what did you do before mid 20's ? 16 -24 year is booze, drugs and women. Then you get a J.O.B. to pay the R.E.N.T.Agreed that you start around 16 (although government is trying to make it harder for kids these days), but you can prolong it until around 30 ;)
Ooh, yeah, be one of those old creepers that show up on parties with people half there age trying to score. Sure.
Errr what did you do before mid 20's ? 16 -24 year is booze, drugs and women. Then you get a J.O.B. to pay the R.E.N.T.
Never done it with an ex before. Its my ex from 3 years back. Didnt feel anything for her. So i had sex with someone i didnt feel any attraction too.. :P I.E im a man nowI only slept 2 hours last night, so excuse me if I can't pick up jokes.
But if that's youre definition of being "a man", then you need to learn a few things.
So this last page turned into a "I had sex"-boasting-contest?
Well yea, i nearly experienced all the basic sex stuff. This one was one of the last on the list.
And yea.. im mid 20's everything revolves around women and booze ;D.
O and music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk)
Errr what did you do before mid 20's ? 16 -24 year is booze, drugs and women. Then you get a J.O.B. to pay the R.E.N.T.
and yes, I join theta, damaso and the others about women-"problems". Starting to fall for a friend of a friend, she's doing the same for me. The only problem is our common friend - probably my closest friend I made since I moved to gothenburg, is madly in love with her and has been for a long time, she knows that but doesn't feel the same way. So I have to solve this situations somehow without looking like a complete arse.
Find another. Girl, I mean.
If he really was your friend he would give her up. Bros before hoes man. So fuck him. If he cannot stand you being happy with her simply fuck him.
Euhm, that bros before hoes is a 2 way thing huh, never touch a girl one of your friends like no matter what. Not i can do what i want and if you don't like it fuck off dude, you should support me.
Anyway, if you guys think that your penis is more important then having good friends, enjoy being lonely later on.
What´s the matter? She said she didn´t have any feelings for him. Case closed. If he can´t handle it, let him go. A good friend would "allow" his friend to date the girl. If she loves you and you love her, go for the girl. Your friend seems to be incredibly selfish. If he can´t see the girl, meet him without her. Or get him another girl, so he can get over her.I know. This is how I've been reasoning. Naïve of course, and all the while i'm thinking that, like Siben says, it works both ways. I've known how he loves her and should have stayed away. But nothing would ever happen between them and it's just hurting him a LOT to go by. He got really upset and sad when she once kissed a guy at a club we were at. Their relationship is not healthy for him. Talked a lot with her about this and he needs a break from her to get over her - cause as it is now she can't see guys cause of him. So they are like a "couple without benefits" in that regard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA)
Oh Jesus. I wrote a wall of text trying to explain something but fuck it. It's almost 4AM and I don't have the strength.Definitely sounds reasonable. We already did "break up". But I need to speak to them both again. It's crazy that she must take him into consideration to do what she wants, but that's what she's doing. She said "I need to prioritize him, he's my closest friend", but what kind of friendship is it when he depends on her?
In short: Yes Ted, it's very fucking difficult to let go. First hand experience here speaking.
I agree your friend is a dramaqueen and needs a slap-call back to reality. But yeah, get his mind off the girl in dispute, you could help him find somebody else. He's in for a long recovery though, after she tells him to fuck off.
Then you guys can work things out without losing any friends. Sound reasonable?
I am just curious, you guys always talk about shoes that have to be perfect to run in.I didn't have perfect shoes when I ran estafette runs and the 10 English miles. But growing older means getting damage to the body faster and slower recovery (if even). That means that now I have to get "perfect" shoes to run in, because otherwise I'm gonna destroy the soles of my feet, forever.
I practice at night at work during nightshift. I run partly in my uniform, steel caped boots, lang trousers and t-shirt. It never gave me problems, only that after a long run when i stop sometimes it is as if my legs are gone, no feeling. And a dry cough.
She said "I need to prioritize him, he's my closest friend", but what kind of friendship is it when he depends on her?
best for both of them would be to take a brake for a couple of months. Let him get over her. She wants everything to go back to the way is used to be, but that can never happen. And then he's in the same situation, hopelessly in love with no chance of getting over her.
I am just curious, you guys always talk about shoes that have to be perfect to run in.
I practice at night at work during nightshift. I run partly in my uniform, steel caped boots, lang trousers and t-shirt. It never gave me problems, only that after a long run when i stop sometimes it is as if my legs are gone, no feeling. And a dry cough.
I hate this classification into certain periods of life.
So I´m allowed to meet girls and drink beer only one year longer? Then I have to settle down at the age of 25?
Of course over the time you need to take more responsibilities, but that doesn´t mean I have to do a 180° change and act like an old man, when hitting the age of 25 or 30.
Not sure if you know already, but you can order Mountain Dew these days alos in Belgium, only online thoughincorrect, Mt dew is also now in gas stations of Esso(and bruno's food corner), aswel as Albert Heijn
http://www.mountaindew.be/nl/
Many germans bring other things from the Netherlands than those, once they have been there.Our bicycles?
I didn't think of that because I believe the law has been changed some time ago that foreigners visiting can't buy weed anymore.Yeah, but you know our politics: that's just what the law says, you know...
Can't wait to see the Germans lining up in front of the shady alleys on the next Labour Day.I didn't think of that because I believe the law has been changed some time ago that foreigners visiting can't buy weed anymore.Yeah, but you know our politics: that's just what the law says, you know...
I think the need for you to post what you've been up to proves your desire for attention.
Anyway, welcome back Damaso! you have been missed.
Being with 2-3 guys in one year is whorish to you? Wow.
So hanging out with a guy at a party makes a girl a slut?
the exact type of girl who seems all polite and shit but the first thing she does once she is at home is to put their evil big nails on her vagina and keeps thinking on her bestfriend wile praying for satanSounds great, do you have an address for me? PM or post.
Thank you, admins, for lifting his ban.
Wow. Sensational bullshit. Compressed.
If your crush is a bitch, it makes you a bitch-lover.
Question: How does it feel to be a bitch-lover? Doesn't that make you some kind of a bitch yourself? How do you feel about being a bitch yourself? Are you embarrassed? Are you proud?
Damn. I had my bets on Damaso having died from syphilis contracted during the "incident".
the exact type of girl who seems all polite and shit but the first thing she does once she is at home is to put their evil big nails on her vagina and keeps thinking on her bestfriend wile praying for satan
Damn. I had my bets on Damaso having died from syphilis contracted during the "incident".What doesn´t kill you, makes you stronger.
Damn. I had my bets on Damaso having died from syphilis contracted during the "incident".What doesn´t kill you, makes you stronger.
Damn. I had my bets on Damaso having died from syphilis contracted during the "incident".
Damn. I had my bets on Damaso having died from syphilis contracted during the "incident".
I was expecting this also. Damn it...
What, did she get syphillis? :o
He's talking about the prostitute you supposedly fucked an ate out.What, did she get syphillis? :o
Nope.
Just look to some posts 1 year ago than i did, and watch their replyes. You will understand the irony then.
He's talking about the prostitute you supposedly fucked an ate out.What, did she get syphillis? :o
Nope.
Just look to some posts 1 year ago than i did, and watch their replyes. You will understand the irony then.
So basically you are saying you will kill yourself if you can't play FH2? You know what, fuck it. That's it, you're gone.Come on Ts... Why can't we ever have nice things?
I post because something happy happened and I cant be blamed for it. 8)Oh please, they always find a way to blame you.
Wait, so he's in prison? ...or am I getting his latest post wrong
To be fair (and this is me trying to be objective about Damaso's situation) It's a really really weird reason to ban someone.Look, it was necessary, he ruins every thread, every where, all the time, despite warnings and having already been banned for this crap.
Last ban had some reason, as he had been continuing to flame about the same stuff despite several warnings. But this team? he makes a post about himself, and he gets banned? Insane.
If you want to keep on reading his life issues or what not, then I suggest you put up a forum and invite him there.I wouldn't say thats a valid argument. read smiles post:
Dont ban him. He isnt of any harm to anyone. Hes not really spamming. Hes just different.
BeetleI like this! Looks good on those ATS's :D. A well kept/made Beetles can look really awesome, as we can see here, could use some more shiny IMO.
My second daughter saw the light of day for the first time this morning :)
My second daughter saw the light of day for the first time this morning :)
We knew this name before we even knew it would be a girl.Is it Steve?
Thanks Slayer! I don´t really consider my degree as an "art degree" since I´ve studied politics and public administration, but apparently everything that´s not in the STEM/MINT field isn´t considered as a "science" here when it comes to degree names. I had more than one discussion with friends who are into natural sciences whether social sciences are actually "scientific". Atleast we ultimately agreed on bashing law students. ;D
Thanks Slayer! I don´t really consider my degree as an "art degree" since I´ve studied politics and public administration, but apparently everything that´s not in the STEM/MINT field isn´t considered as a "science" here when it comes to degree names. I had more than one discussion with friends who are into natural sciences whether social sciences are actually "scientific". Atleast we ultimately agreed on bashing law students. ;DHehe, I know the discussion:)
Changing topic: there was this girl in the class wich had OP boobs. So what do i do? i make jokes about it. I say stuff like:
"oh you think im never going to get a chance with you? well keep saying that.. but one day, you will wake up and we will be laying down in bed and i will kiss you and you will do the same to me after an enjoyable nigth" (i dont like her tough: i just didnt gave a single fuck. It was a joke, and i made more jokes like that.)
Eventualy, some girls in my class (the exact type of girl who seems all polite and shit but the first thing she does once she is at home is to put their evil big nails on her vagina and keeps thinking on her bestfriend wile praying for satan) started to spread the word than i would be charged for bein a pedophile once i made 18 years old... so yeah.
I just thought I'd quote this hereChanging topic: there was this girl in the class wich had OP boobs. So what do i do? i make jokes about it. I say stuff like:
"oh you think im never going to get a chance with you? well keep saying that.. but one day, you will wake up and we will be laying down in bed and i will kiss you and you will do the same to me after an enjoyable nigth" (i dont like her tough: i just didnt gave a single fuck. It was a joke, and i made more jokes like that.)
Eventualy, some girls in my class (the exact type of girl who seems all polite and shit but the first thing she does once she is at home is to put their evil big nails on her vagina and keeps thinking on her bestfriend wile praying for satan) started to spread the word than i would be charged for bein a pedophile once i made 18 years old... so yeah.
I just thought I'd quote this hereI'd like to admit that I never actually read any of Damaso's posts. I skimmed them at best, really not sure if I want to go back and read through. I didn't realize he was really that this fucking crazy.Changing topic: there was this girl in the class wich had OP boobs. So what do i do? i make jokes about it. I say stuff like:
"oh you think im never going to get a chance with you? well keep saying that.. but one day, you will wake up and we will be laying down in bed and i will kiss you and you will do the same to me after an enjoyable nigth" (i dont like her tough: i just didnt gave a single fuck. It was a joke, and i made more jokes like that.)
Eventualy, some girls in my class (the exact type of girl who seems all polite and shit but the first thing she does once she is at home is to put their evil big nails on her vagina and keeps thinking on her bestfriend wile praying for satan) started to spread the word than i would be charged for bein a pedophile once i made 18 years old... so yeah.
Mmm, can't avoid thinking the forums have reached a new level of low when, out of inspiration (any kind of inspiration that is), people start to quote posts by banned forummembers...Don´t listen to Slayer. He is a nonbeliever an infidel, a heretic!
A new low or a new high, my dear Slayer? No matter how clinically insane, he did cheer up the place. Nothing really is happening and no interesting stories are being shared.Oh, I did have my fun with the original posts. I just think it's a tad sad to quote them in order to have some fun. It's easyh enough to read back some of the posts which are still there, you know. And what Butcher produces is imo a lot more fun (and more creative) than just quoting and sulking about Damaso's untimely end here.
But still, congrats on the healthy girl.Thank you :) I now have three women around all the time, my life is a success ;)
Happy things: I've got access to here again after over a week of inaccessibility. I'm sure my presence was greatly missed.
Also, I got a new job.
So what happened with that Damaso sanctuary Tedacious put up?
Ozone. But mostly I spend my days sloshing water about inside 5L bottles.Happy things: I've got access to here again after over a week of inaccessibility. I'm sure my presence was greatly missed.
Also, I got a new job.
I was just talking to my colleagues the other day over at the watercooler "you know who I have seen for a long time on the FH forum .."
So what line of work are you in?
I do miss Lainer from time to time he brought some common sense to these threads...I never got that impression...
So what happened with that Damaso sanctuary Tedacious put up?I basically just created it one time I was really bored. Checked it for a day and then I left it. Didn't care one bit.
Well, that Churchill paste-on clearly makes it unqualified as a museum material. But the naming is brilliant, especially ":| Salvete" but was it Flippy who clicked the button?
I feel so bad for the Ursus inquietus belli guy there then. Damaso unleashes his anger at the wrong person.
* TSIVSemperWell, that Churchill paste-on clearly makes it unqualified as a museum material. But the naming is brilliant, especially ":| Salvete" but was it Flippy who clicked the button?
If I remember right, Ts4Ever did it.
Checked it now, he actually kept checking back and posted up to 3-4 weeks after it was created. Talking to himself.It must be like a Pawnee put in a reservation.
Ozone. But mostly I spend my days sloshing water about inside 5L bottles.Happy things: I've got access to here again after over a week of inaccessibility. I'm sure my presence was greatly missed.
Also, I got a new job.
I was just talking to my colleagues the other day over at the watercooler "you know who I have seen for a long time on the FH forum .."
So what line of work are you in?QuoteI do miss Lainer from time to time he brought some common sense to these threads...I never got that impression...
I miss angrybeaver. He was always a beacon of common sense and normality around here.
Norway does not approve.
Goddamn Saudi Arabia.
Secretary, legal representative, kidney salesman amongst other things.OK, then send the girl at 5 am, since I am awake at that moment anyway ;)
2) Large cup of coffee, nuff said
Completed the assembly work of my first model: Bf109-G10
Only thing left is the paint. ;D
I'm quite happy with the result considering it's my first time in modelling.
Next thing will be a more difficult one.
I just finished writing a 27 page research paper, and now I'm down with the school semester. Now I have a couple days to kick back and do nothing until I turn 21 on Wednesday, and then I'm off to France to study abroad next semester. ;D
(http://i61.tinypic.com/2dw7wg4.jpg)
Alas the evil wizard zargonthrax (Christopher bowes of Alestorm) tried to take my soul
Only he found out, that gingers, do not have souls
I went to see gloryhammer yesterday and had an amazing kick-ass time. What a performance!
The unicorn invasion of dundee!!!!!!!
Completed the assembly work of my first model: Bf109-G10
Only thing left is the paint. ;D
I'm quite happy with the result considering it's my first time in modelling.
Next thing will be a more difficult one.
always take 50 euro
if you win and have more then 2-3 times. Stop playing
Somebody i know has been doing this with 70 euro (wich is one day pay for him)
And he nets an additional 350-700 euro every month. He plays with caution and always stops when he does a decent win.
It was about British foreign policy in the Russian Civil War.I just finished writing a 27 page research paper, and now I'm down with the school semester. Now I have a couple days to kick back and do nothing until I turn 21 on Wednesday, and then I'm off to France to study abroad next semester. ;D
What's the paper about?
Say hi to officer Crabtree if you'd happen to see him.
Started University in Falmouth, Cornwall. Never been happier.Brave of you to venture over the Tamar like that. Make sure you get out and enjoy the countryside.
My desktop PC wasn´t connected to the internet for this time and has to download a gazillion updates, but finally I can live like a civilised human being again!You mean in front of your PC with your eyes glued to the screen and the curtains closed? ;)
You mean in front of your PC with your eyes glued to the screen and the curtains closed? ;)I already do that for work, but now I can also watch cute kittens in my freetime. :D
Sometimes I think we went to far with the internet..What a time to be alive
https://twitter.com/koelner_dom :P
I'll keep it short. You're making friends with girls. Girls don't make friends with boys. Girls don't make friends. So unless you make real friends, don't talk about friends problems.I have both male as female friends. THe ones i summed up are infact , 2 male and 1 female
I have both male as female friends.
Came close to accidentally killing someone earlier.You, sir, have my curiosity. What happened?
How is that something happy? Well, she forgot her bottle of wine on her way to the hospital.
Made out with a girl this weekend
She knows my lesbian friends
Whats the worst that can happen eh?
Rule 3. Triple check condoms before insertionThis is gonna be SO romantic...
Nobody of you will ever be "licking a hookers vagina" - romantic. If you find yourself in a complicated situation with girls, just ask yourself: WWDD?Rule 3. Triple check condoms before insertionThis is gonna be SO romantic...
I love you.This is gonna be SO romantic...
I love you.Triple checking the condom. Okay, I´m ready.
I love you.Triple checking the condom. Okay, I´m ready.
why don't you just become a lesbian then
Here is how it is done! ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCTbFN0EsDM
That´s it! I´m going to quadruple check from now on.I love you.Triple checking the condom. Okay, I´m ready.
Shit, baby. I think I'm prego.
I have just bought myself an 1897 Pattern Infantry Officer's Sword. It is in sound shape and after some polishing, it might even pass as parade condition even after two world wars. For £90,00 it most certainly was a steal!
I'm in heaven. I've spent since ~2010 with a system that can just about run FH with a few bots and could not even touch PR, esp with any bots in the game. So a few months ago I change to fibre broadband (EE in GB) with the promise of a £120 Amazon voucher. After 3 months they still have not given it to me. But 3 emails later and 2 promises later it finally turns up. Yay ! So now I can afford a modern architecture CPU (its all about Instructions Per Cycle not Ghz these days) and eventually get a second hand Intel i5 4690k for £158, scratch enough together for an Asus z97p MB (£70) and now have a system that is running FH with 96 bots @ 70 - 100fps ! PR is nice and smooth as well with a few less bots (PR is A LOT more graphically intensive than FH, or its scripts or something) at about the same FPS. No more of the dreaded micro-stuttering that was a real immersion breaker for me. I've waited for this for ~ 7 YEARS so feel like I've earned it 8). Happy Bunny ;D.
I'm in heaven. I've spent since ~2010 with a system that can just about run FH with a few bots and could not even touch PR, esp with any bots in the game. So a few months ago I change to fibre broadband (EE in GB) with the promise of a £120 Amazon voucher. After 3 months they still have not given it to me. But 3 emails later and 2 promises later it finally turns up. Yay ! So now I can afford a modern architecture CPU (its all about Instructions Per Cycle not Ghz these days) and eventually get a second hand Intel i5 4690k for £158, scratch enough together for an Asus z97p MB (£70) and now have a system that is running FH with 96 bots @ 70 - 100fps ! PR is nice and smooth as well with a few less bots (PR is A LOT more graphically intensive than FH, or its scripts or something) at about the same FPS. No more of the dreaded micro-stuttering that was a real immersion breaker for me. I've waited for this for ~ 7 YEARS so feel like I've earned it 8). Happy Bunny ;D.
Awesome! No one deserves to play fh2 on old hardware
I have 120bots, 70-100fps on 4.6ghz, but I find singleplayer pretty boring vs multiplayer :-)
I wonder if 5Ghz 3600Mhz ram pc can handle 254bots at 60fps ?
Just got a new 4g internet modem and net provider
(http://www.speedtest.net/result/5189285510.png)
On 762 server my ping now (32ms) VS old internet (ping 70-115ms)
See You on the battlefield ;D
Have a WW2 Russian TT-33 Tokarev. My first WW2 Pistol, quite happy with it.Aren´t those known to go off quite easily - even when the safety is in? Be careful.
Have a WW2 Russian TT-33 Tokarev. My first WW2 Pistol, quite happy with it.Aren´t those known to go off quite easily - even when the safety is in? Be careful.
The safety is something unusual. its putting the hammer to half cock. It locks the slide and trigger if it is like that. There are 2 ways to put it like that. first is simply pull it backward a little bit till you hear a click, the other one is when you are ready to shoot to put your finger on the hammer, pull the trigger, let it move forward a little bit, let go of the trigger and then move it all the way to half cock.
I can make a little video about it i guess if people are interested.
https://youtu.be/aQtbNzyO0cE
Hickok45's video about a romania made Tokarev. Didn't know it had some similarities with the M1911.
I read that in "Detective Conan" Japanese comic series. A female FBI agent (somehow doing things outside their jurisdiction) disarm a bad guy with Tokarev by doing what exactly you said while feinting a clumsy bump. She pulled the hammer back and hold it in half way until it clicks. It locks the trigger, confusing the newbie terrorist.
Now, how to release the safety? Just re-cock the hammer or pull the slide?
have you ever been in this type of situation? that you meet a girl and you had something with her and she breaks all contact and you find out months later she had a relationship with someone in a foreign country?Funnily enough, yes, if you count Iowa as a foreign country.
And all my lesbians are slamming their fists on my head shouting that i'm a complete bloody retard for giving in.They both did? Wow, you must be bruised now.
Funny part is, the ones who slamms me head the most, is equally stupid as me, because she did her EX GF this night AND another girl aswel she fancied for months, who just got singleAnd all my lesbians are slamming their fists on my head shouting that i'm a complete bloody retard for giving in.They both did? Wow, you must be bruised now.
Did you lick her pussy? Because that is very important.Sir, Yes Sir. And my god do i not regret that. Not to mention the expanded breakfast i got after the lovely night. Great party, sex And food.
Also try and tell her about your masterplan of creating a dictatorialshipment in Europe funded by robots and hookers.Wait, issent that damaso's idea?
Bouras got my joke. You didn´t. I didn´t expect an answer. Now I´m sitting in the corner shaking in terror because I can´t get the picture out of my head.Did you lick her pussy? Because that is very important.Sir, Yes Sir. And my god do i not regret that. Not to mention the expanded breakfast i got after the lovely night. Great party, sex And food.Also try and tell her about your masterplan of creating a dictatorialshipment in Europe funded by robots and hookers.Wait, issent that damaso's idea?
Congrats! What was it about?It was about the Allied intervention in the Russian Civil War. Specifically, about how British military attaches to the White Army influenced Allied foreign policy. And wow doesn't that sound boring when you spell it out haha.
And wow doesn't that sound boring when you spell it out haha.To me it doesn't. The lesser known subjects like these aspects of the Civil War in Russia interest me a lot.
I was imagining more about what would happen if... or does capitalism not practical politics dictates too many foreign policies on who to allied with in the past? Which why they lost quite a number of overseas campaigns.
But then, a thesis has to be "research-able" enough within reasonable time limit.
Finally made the step to join the army. ;DWhat´s your branch, career path and length of enlistment? I also hope you have a "Plan B" incase you drop out earlier than you planned and a good "Plan C" for your time after the military.
Luftwaffe, 12 years, Instandsetzung, Feldwebel.
Plan B is to go back to my normal job, Plan C is still unclear yet,
Will start in August in Heide, it's planned to start my duty as a Feldwebel 2019 in Büchel.
Luftwaffe, 12 years, Instandsetzung, Feldwebel.That sounds solid, as you will work in a fiekd that is likely profitable after you´re out, especially on the Meister-level and up. The military is nice if you can do a job that you either learned or will be able to use afterwards. Being a 30-something ex-Feldwebel who has to go back to vocational school after 10 years of service in the army is tough. Good luck with your AGA and remember not to stick out too much.
Plan B is to go back to my normal job, Plan C is still unclear yet,
Will start in August in Heide, it's planned to start my duty as a Feldwebel 2019 in Büchel.
i managed to zero in the sights and getting great accuracy. Currently shooting accurate in a 100mm area at 20 meters. Kill the zombies!That's not bad! ;D, good luck honing your skills.
Im existing here for 7 years now :o Hello people ;DHallo ;D
American election is like choosing between the dumb and the dumber.
It is beyond perplexing that such a country that has sent men to the moon and spacecraft out of the solar system could only muster these two clowns for their leadership position.
Perhaps they should repeal the birther law with "at least 30 years of residence" in USA as one of the presidential candidate requirements.
We, a third world, ousted the political elites 2 years ago.Just out of curiosity, are you guys doing better now?
What's your problem with Clinton? She's a fairly conventional and very experienced liberal.
Drink some compote with me! I finally got a job. Really well paid to top it off and I'll have to work only 3 days a week. Finally I can get back to FH without the feel of guilt.
Wanted to make a map for months, had the concept completely in mind but always lacked time. Now I had a bit of time and made it in record speed ;D. Damn that feels goodCould you provide a link if you are not against it.
http://imgur.com/a/o9Gy7
Mr. Palmer,
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The versions the screenshots are from is available at http://78.47.130.170/dnjepr.rfaA great map. I think you could make great FH1 maps. But then again FH1 is dead and you probably don't have a lot time.
However, this isn't the final version. There were a few fixes still needed (soviet skin on the Willy, rafts that don't damage themselves and a different loading screen), and during a testing war on it yesterday, we noticed that there is still 1 house that is slightly floating.
PS: thanks for all the compliments :)
A great map. I think you could make great FH1 maps. But then again FH1 is dead and you probably don't have a lot time.I'm too much of an amateur to do stuff at that level, and spare time is more and more rare for me in the next months, and with some luck, also next year. I've considered applying for modding teams before, but the thing is my schedule is too unreliable to have a team depend on me for this kind of stuff. Took me months before I could make this map.
[...] They once took cattle [...] Second time they tried to take Cattle [...]
I alomost get or***ms, riding it.
About to go on a fishing trip with the future in-laws ;DAre you going to get married.
...If that would be Poland it needs more Jesus and/or Virgin Mary, basically, something like this on every corner:
(http://www.polskiekrajobrazy.pl/images/stories/big/109636P.JPG)
Neat! Now you can very professionally smack some historical sense into people! :P
Seriously, it's pretty effin cool :D
@VonMurda, just out of interest, do you teach ww2 history lessons?
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Yey first real job in academia! ;D