Hehehe I ended up having to watch that with a few girls at a friends house, jums...I agree wholeheartedly. The characters are written to either make every girl who reads/watches sympathize with them (Bella), or, in the case of Edward, the character is a perfect, designer boy who fits every girls list of wants.
Also, an interesting thought is that the movie would have been the same if the family was say, lumberjacks or something. Vampirism has very little to do with the story, and that's butchered with the whole "oooh look at me I can go out in the sunlight" thing.
Oh, and if you believe that "in every awkward silence, a gay baby is born" then
Twilight's acting could populate an entire San Francisco neighborhood.