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Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« on: 07-12-2010, 03:12:29 »
Kentuckians are the chosen people, their idea to relieve unemployment is the greatest.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/06/us/06ark.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=homepage

As an Ohioan I think soon-to-be Governor John Kasich should build a giant Tower of Babel to relieve our joblessness.

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #1 on: 07-12-2010, 05:12:07 »
Actually, I say go for it. As of right now I don't see anything wrong with it.

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #2 on: 07-12-2010, 05:12:35 »
Oddball, as conservative as you are, do you think Democrat's style of massive spending from government projects in order to re-employ the masses like FDR did in the past could really work?

It was proven to have lifted the US from 1929 crisis, but led them into another misery: debts. But it can't be helped, you all can't just wait.

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #3 on: 07-12-2010, 06:12:16 »
If they initiate projects as such, and perhaps hire out privately owned contracting cooperations and enterprises, it would be similar to a bailout, without just handing the money away. Although, i'm not sure, because that would still cause increase in taxes and wouldn't really help to increase the defecit.

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #4 on: 07-12-2010, 07:12:49 »
A state sponsored mythical story themepark?
I mean ok, perhaps millions will come to Kentucky to see it, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Wouldn't putting that money into infrastructure building plans pay off more in the long run?
I mean you even have a Frankfort in Kentucky! Time to give it a proper Autobahn like it's bigger sister! ^^

Edit: On second thought cities have a female gender.
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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #5 on: 07-12-2010, 09:12:51 »
State-sponsored creationist theme park? Mmmmkay...

Not. State support for projects having a purely religious agenda should be dropped.

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #6 on: 07-12-2010, 09:12:07 »
It won't be complete without a vision-inducing statue of Maude Flanders... ;)

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #7 on: 07-12-2010, 10:12:52 »
A phrase that struck me: "...a full-size replica of Noah’s ark..."

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #8 on: 07-12-2010, 12:12:58 »
State-sponsored creationist theme park? Mmmmkay...

Not. State support for projects having a purely religious agenda should be dropped.
By the way, is the "museum of creation" state-sponsored? ;D
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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #9 on: 07-12-2010, 12:12:22 »
Just to point out,

They had a similar idea theme park in Florida at some point that went completely bankrupt because the visitor attendance was so low and the cost to build it was so high.... so this seems headed down that route, who the fuck would go to a replica of something that was never real in the first place?

Well unless steve carrell is there...

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #10 on: 07-12-2010, 14:12:45 »
couldn't they just waste the money and workforce on roads/schools/painting their politicians pink? :P
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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #11 on: 07-12-2010, 16:12:44 »
Just to point out,

They had a similar idea theme park in Florida at some point that went completely bankrupt because the visitor attendance was so low and the cost to build it was so high.... so this seems headed down that route, who the fuck would go to a replica of something that was never real in the first place?

Well unless steve carrell is there...
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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #12 on: 07-12-2010, 16:12:02 »
If evolution is real why can't I see manbearpigs roaming the streets?

Damn yes, that's the final evidence against evolution! Especially in rural Scandinavian areas.. they should be swarming with manbearpigs! :P
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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #13 on: 07-12-2010, 18:12:38 »
When you go far enough into the Finnish countryside (or just the "concrete jungle" suburbs), and enter a local watering hole (calling one "pub" would be too flattering and "bar" sounds too urban), the inhabitants do resemble manbearpigs so much that they must have evolved from them. Also, they will behave towards you like manbearpigs do, especially if you dare to speak in foreign languages (especially Swedish or Russian), or if you happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, or happen to look at them badly, or try to keep your place in the queue, or rather, they will act manbearpig-ish in almost any given situation no matter what you do. ;D

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Re: Greatest Idea Ever to Relieve Unemployement
« Reply #14 on: 07-12-2010, 19:12:45 »
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