Gentlemen,
Historia is in election mode for the next week. The praesidium is running at its end and a new one has to be chosen.
There are 2 parties, first up: Ellen for Praesident (capitalists), they are made up of current MP's and are looking to continue the dynasty set by our over(gay)lord Cedric. They have some good things going for them: an armed bodyguard from the Netherlands, a few ladies including the one who has been named Historia Babe and Historia Boobs (we call her tettemie) and a lot of free food and drinks.
The other party is called "The Party". They are the communists. In their party program we see such things as a rocket launch, a MAD cantus, more free food and drinks, more vodka, an Iron Curtain party, a long-term future planning and a lottery, where you can win a shed in Ninove (I shit you not).
Here is my dilemma: for whom should I vote? I like the communists only for their connection to Russia, which is a cool place with a cool language. I could vote for them but if I do, I would be betraying myself and my allegiance to Mon Empereur (not to mention an angry dutchman with a musket).
opinions?