Author Topic: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]  (Read 2392 times)

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Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« on: 09-03-2012, 16:03:37 »
If you get yourself a sherman tank in game...

Take a look at your F key on your keyboard,... 
Take a good long look at it.  Now imagine if you pressed that key it would select different ammo.
By Christs awesome beard, it does!

What is the single most reason you get your ass handed to you when taking on German tanks across an open plain? Well, they are better than you.  They are badass, shoot straight down the barrel, punch a hole in your face - better than you. And you? You're out of range.

Use your smoke shells and fire them up in the vacinity of the enemy tank(s), from a distance you won't be able to see the confusion you caused, because to render smoke at that distance is not something your Win98 PC can handle... anyway, once you've fired a few smokes, full throttle, and soon you'll be in range to give that German tank a few punches back.

Oh, and don't forget firing AT rounds at an infantary filled trench is as effective as running up to them with your spade held high and your trousers round your ankles. Switch your god damn ammo to HE and blow the shit out of them!

[This post was inpspired by the lack of thought given by three sherman drivers on El Alamein, two sherman drivers on Lebisey, and every fucker on Falaise Pocket.]
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #1 on: 09-03-2012, 16:03:16 »
Feel free to do the same thing as germans
enemy tanks will die of confusion!
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #2 on: 09-03-2012, 16:03:37 »
Feel free to do the same thing as germans
enemy tanks will die of confusion!

German tanks can't fire smoke shells.

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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #3 on: 09-03-2012, 17:03:04 »
that was the point....
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #4 on: 09-03-2012, 17:03:25 »
that was the point....

hehe, I got it first time.

I use german smoke to evacuate after getting hit a few times.  But now I'll use it to allow allied tanks to get within range.
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #5 on: 09-03-2012, 17:03:41 »
Doing the same thing as Germans is just driving out into a field and dying... no confusion there, people have been doing this since release.

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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #6 on: 09-03-2012, 17:03:01 »
Doing the same thing as Germans is just driving out into a field and dying... no confusion there, people have been doing this since release.

I just dont see the point in it, I watched this guy drive his sherman from El Al base (following him in mine) we take a good few minutes to drive to the ridge (boring) he gets shot straight away, I carry on hammering the pak guns and the paznrs on the hill using a combination of all three shell types and 5 mins later the same guy rocks up in a crusader and gets hit again. 

If I was him I'd rage quit.
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #7 on: 09-03-2012, 17:03:32 »
Guys like him become pilots :)

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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #8 on: 09-03-2012, 18:03:49 »
I would describe myself as an experienced tanker and I rarely use smoke. It´s just that I prefer to have something loaded in my barrel to defend myself rather than smoke. I use it somewhat on NA maps to retreat but at the close ranges we have in Normandy and the Ardennes it´s better to take something down with HE before you inevitably die anyway.

However it´s fun to just take a Sherman and ignore enemy tanks. Just spam HE shells on infantry with that thing from far and you will get epic results.
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #9 on: 09-03-2012, 18:03:59 »
Doing the same thing as Germans is just driving out into a field and dying... no confusion there, people have been doing this since release.

i presume you come from Betelgeuse Seven?   ;)
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #10 on: 09-03-2012, 18:03:32 »
I'm constantly trying to remind other tankers (usually as a tanker myself) to throw smoke to let inf advance. Most tankers don't even bother with it. Then there's maps like Goodwood and Eppeldorf where every Allied tank is outgunned by every Axis tank, and I seem to be the only one online that thinks that instead of useless firing AP at the King Tiger, fire a smoke round to blind him and freak him out a bit, and keep doing that whilst saying in teamchat that the KT is in E4 or whatever, surrounded by all the smoke.
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #11 on: 09-03-2012, 18:03:49 »
I am with Butcher. My gun should always be ready with the proper ammo. Because, you never know if the enemy see you first, then, it might be too late to fire the smoke shell. A lot of times they were too late.

The best thing to do is to go to a certain location and wait for infantry cries of spotting enemy tanks or somebody whining for armor support. Then you know, you have to make the kill from vantage position. Trying to approach German tanks in one-on-one combat in NA theatre is suicide. Like I said, they might have spotted you earlier and its already too late for blinding them with smoke. My best experience has always been ambush and especially surprise tank buttsecks. To set up an ambush in an open map like El Al, the ridge is pretty much perfect location to start, provided that there are no airplanes around.

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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #12 on: 09-03-2012, 19:03:46 »
Trying to approach German tanks in one-on-one combat in NA theatre is suicide.

As long as you dont have Sherman or Crusader III.
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #13 on: 09-03-2012, 19:03:44 »
Trying to approach German tanks in one-on-one combat in NA theatre is suicide.

As long as you dont have Sherman or Crusader III.
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Re: Hey Sherman, use your brain. [or smokes]
« Reply #14 on: 09-03-2012, 19:03:51 »
I´m looking forward to see how the two Stukas on El Alamein eat this slow, big target on a map with literally no trees and I´m especially looking forward to see your reaction on this.  ;D
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