A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach. A beautiful woman walks by and asks him, "Have you ever been hugged before?" The man says, "No..." and the woman gives him a great big bear hug, then walks away. About an hour later, an even more beautiful woman walks up and asks him, "Have you been kissed before?" The man again says, "No..." and the woman gives him a long, passionate kiss, then walks away. About an hour later, the most beautiful woman the man has ever seen walks up and says, "Have you ever been fucked before?" Sensing a pattern, the man gets excited and manages to stammer out, "No..." The woman looks around, then looks back to the man and says, "Well, you are now, because the tide is coming in." Then she walks away.