I still like Puck U., and Toque-hair, but how about "Blame Canada"
because that's what they will do when our collaborative defence overwhelms the puny advances of a tired and old Uncle Sam of a team.
Upon the prompt annexation of the state of Maine, I propose that we make advances for the White House (not to burn it down as our glorious ancestors once did, instead we just want to go and admire the new vegetable garden and see if we can spot a 'black shadow' in one of the windows, "was it him?"
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As for all you Europeans who think you have uber teams, well have I got news for you. Your pacifist National policies have created in you a false sense of security that our Canadian multiculturalism will overwhelm. You will see us everywhere, but you will be too afraid to pull the trigger because your Nanny-state of a country taught you in 'Kindah- gahten' that it is 'verboten to pullen zee triggah'.
For you Dutchies, we will have a present of a Kubelwagen that will come bearing down the road right for you. Please just run up and "ask for your one time gift of a carbumper to the face". (limited time offer only, subject to quantities of road vehicles
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I must confess I am afraid of the unknown, but to all you opposing team members snooping in here for information, I have only one thing to leave you with...
"Expect anything and everything in the map to explode, plain and simple, as long as I am on the map you better make sure you have a minesweeper at all times." (hehe, rubs hands with glee)