So, my birthday was yesterday (36 minutes ago local time), and I'm going to celebrate it by posting whatever I want. Translating in this context to "Ladies with varying degrees of firepower, increasingly impractical outfits, and guaranteed back problems in the future" (their bizarre ways of carrying the weaponry most likely only exacerbating the latter).
Law enforcement the way it should be:
WHY SO SERIOUS?
Is that an assault rifle in your pocket, or... erm, never mind.
Nothing epitomizes "white trash chic" better than SCAR-L.
Classics never age.
Wow, XM8. Don't see many of those - actually, was it ever even sold to civilians before the program's cancellation? Which makes me ask, are these guns even real or just airsoft replicas?
It's not the size of your magazine, it's how you use it.
It's really
hard to
come up with more puns that would be as lame as the previous, so I'll just let the pictures to speak for themselves from now on.